>B-but professor, that is simply unacceptable, I poop from there!
I still have no idea why Byleth was a professor when he/she is the basically the same age as the middle-aged students and has no particular expertise in anything.Why didn't they just make your MC a student who studies strategy and becomes first officer of whatever respective army/house you align with? 3H plot is so retarded it boggles my mind.
>>721097420You never had a go-getter college assistant teaching classes in college who's maybe 4-5 years older than you?
>>721097420Because Rhea is playing favorites. Byleth is the only successful attempt at bringing Sothis back to life
>>721097654Yeah, this. All she needed to do was being vaguely competent at teaching.
>>721097420Byleth is older than most of the students, more experienced in battle (literally called "the ashen demon") and >>721097654pay attention retard
>>721097146>Not right now you don't.
>>721097146Meanwhile Annette: Of course! We can do anything you like!
>>721097420Byleth seems more qualified than Manuela at a glance.Though really Jeralt should have been the teacher
>>721099116Well Manuela double dips as both a diva and a doctor. So she's obviously both intelligent and driven. It's just that she's too desperate for a man and too sloppy as a person
>>721097146Rhea mogs her so hard it's unreal
>>721097420Holy nitpick, I've always felt that 3H struggled in ways, but it's attracted such odd criticisms over the years that it reminds me just how pointless internet discourse is.
>>721097146Well start pooping then
>>721099513Would you really exchange boobs for Fodlan's freedom?
>>721098965Kinda, but Annette is the kind of girl who wants to have at least 10 children. She will leglock.
>>721098965
Nindian discord thread
*captured*
>>721100004>become god emperor of Fodlan alongside your lizard wifeuhhhh yes?
>>721097420 Japanese, especially women, have astrong fetish for teachers raping their students that's the real and only answer.If the devs cared about the narrative then Byleth would either be a student who becomes the leader of his class(which would justify everyone following his commands in the game) or have the Flayn kidnap mission very early on and have Jeritza getting unmasked there, that way they could make Byleth the new weapons and training instructor and it will make sense considering he has more experience in the battlefield than all of the students combined.But if you did that you couldn't fantasize about Dorothea and Hilda working something out with their professor to raise their grades.
>>721097654Why didn't she simply make him her bodyguard, he's a fucking mercenary that's a perfect excuse to keep him close.
>>721099513Where do you guys get the Kubo inspired art of 3H? I remember seeing a Shamir one a couple of threads ago. Which AI?
>>721097146Unfunny discord shit
>>721102659Because that goes against Rhea's motives. Sothis isn't just Rhea's mother, Sothis is also Rhea's god. If you ever wondered why Rhea's doesn't mix herself in with the people of Fodlan much, it's because she doesn't consider herself Fodlan's true ruler. That title belongs to Sothis. So when Byleth shows up, she immediately gives them the keys to the kingdom. With the full expectation that Sothis will return and everything will return to the way it was when Sothis was in power.
>>721103668Rhea feet
>>721103792No. Sothis feet
>>721103668>The keys to the kingdom are a teaching position.Have you been consuming Aliel pomegranates anon again anon? overconsumption affects the thinking.There are dozen other more effective ways for Rhea to prepare him and give him influence to one day rule the continent.Such as making him part of the fanatical religious army she commands, or making him part of the clergy to slowly raise him up to the position of the Archibishop.Instead she gave him the janitor equivalent of all the available positions she had.
>>721100004>Would you really choose the life of a luxurious and comfy immortal royal reign alongside the hottest woman in the continent who will stay young and beautiful and can keep giving you demigod children for thousands of years?>Or losing all your godly powers, living your life as a secondary noble, dying at your 60s at best or disease even before that age, all because your retarded student is a conspiracy theorist that wants to make worthless peasants and certain nobles feel good about not being special.Fuck freedom, the filthy lowly humans of Fodlan should rightfully worship me and be guided by me like the brainless sheep that they are since so many characters in this game such as Dimitri, Edelgard, Claude, Ingrid etc have shown that they are retards who can't do anything right by themselves.
>>721097146GET YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>>721108153>>721102042>>721099513Let me impregnate Rhea over and over again and I'll consider it.
>>721097146Impossible. Byleth doesn't have a cock.
>>721109003ok loon
>>721108875Stay away crestless peasant. Only divine crested dick is allowed to enter this goddess.
