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>fill up my FERTILE goth womb or you die tomorrow

Any other games with tough choices like Dragon Age Origins?
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>>721166654
She's the kind of woman to groom her own son by combing his hair and fixing his collar
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>>721166654
I think choosing to play as the girl or boy character is tough for a lot of people on this wbesite
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>>721166654
she didn't say that, she just requisitioned a baby using normal words with her nerdy goth witch verbose. which I took advantage of and bullied her by forcing her to fuck loghain or alistair against their will lol
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>ruins a generation of young men
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>>721166654
Normal people don't obsess over fertility while enjoying recreational sex
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>>721166896
you have no idea what you are talking about. i promise you that. breeding is an extremely normal "fetish" for people to dirty talk about.
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>>721166654
Name a sexier RPG companion.
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>>721166896
You don't even know what OP is about, zoomer.
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I wish I was pregnant rn
She made me sit in the cuck chair while she plowed my bf
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>>721166896
Morrigan does specifically want a child though and plays coy about how her feelings are irrelevant
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>>721166654
No way fag, I had that other dude knock her up for me.
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How did Bioware fall so far?
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>>721166846
I do miss when love interests would be catty to each other if you flirt with both of them.
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>>721166654
Last game makes her cuck the warden on multiple occasions because it was made by and for fat fujos who only played inquisition and romanced the elf skinhead and there is no way of setting canon plotline of the first 2 games

I hate EA and bioware
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>>721167438
>Last game makes her cuck the warden on multiple occasions
When?
The codex doesn't count because Morrigan WAS a whore (no matter how much some people may deny it) and it says nothing about her being like that currently, and it's also written in-universe
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>>721166896
>why aren't white people having kids?
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>>721167530
>When
In the codex entry

It's kinda like Viconia in BG3 - game assumes that for some reason MC wasn't the most statistically likely part of demographics and that he didn't hold hands with a goth woman

Fags should not be allowed to write, especially sequels
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>>721167530
I romanced Leliana as a kid but that's why in hindsight Morrigan is the optimal decision. Leliana is an old whore who downplays it, Morrigan at least is honest about being a whore.
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>>721166654
lol she complained the whole game so when she told me this I kicked her to the curb and sacrificed myself like a real hero
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>>721167775
>In the codex entry
Did you read the rest of my fucking post?
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>>721167929
I, sincerely, do not care
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>>721166654
Okay
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>>721167789
Morrigan has a way more conservative look on sex than Leliana. She is not bisexual and refuses any sharing stuff, whereas Leliana agrees to all of it and is also willing to be a concubine cuckqueen in several endings.
Idk what this says about their respective levels of whorishness but I don't think Leliana downplays it at all.
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>>721168018
>cries because Morrigan supposedly cucks you
>explain to him that no, she doesn't, this is never implied
>doubles down and then just says he doesn't care
Okay then
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>>721168051
Leliana only agrees to all that if you harden her, which you shouldn't unless you're a cuck since you're encouraging her to go back to her old whorish lifestyle
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>>721168051
Leliana only agrees to that stuff if you harden her though right? If you don't push her that way she won't do the threesome I know that for sure.
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>>721166896
pregnancy fetish is the most unsafe/least goy horny fetish
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does DAO still have that annoying memory leak thing?
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>>721168048
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>>721168285
>>721168293
She's a bisexual cuckquean regardless.
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>>721168051
That's the biggest giveaway. She admits to you freely that she would fuck other men back in the day.
Leliana is far more reserved about her past and chooses her words wisely. Her time with Marjolaine alone was clearly unsavoury and debauched but she whittles it down to just being young and stupid. Leliana's conversations usually are her trying to explain her past as pure ignorance.
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>>721168361
Damn goths are hot
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>>721168595
She only does that at first when she obviously doesn't want to talk about it
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>>721168595
Morrigan is a hyper-sperg but I think she's too proud to be a whore. Leliana is the typical "ready to settle down, my past doesn't define me" roastie.
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>>721167218
Taash is terrible
>non-binary angst storyline in the middle of apocalypse despite the qun being retconned into separating gender from sex already
>character is clearly supposed to be autistic, in the worst way possible, acts like a massive asshole many times and protag can never call them out on it because they can never disagree with anyone
>character is an angsty teen in what is supposed to be a team of professionals, dialogue and VA work is incredibly jarring compared to everyone else in the party
>goofy looking face, everyone else in the party looks 100% better
there are fragments of what could have been an interesting character in the culture clash between rivain and qunari, but instead they went with the non binary storyline
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>>721166896
>>721167132
North American posts
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>>721168473
>bisexual
Yes
>cuckquean
No, read nigger, read, if you don't harden her she's not into sharing
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>>721167218
How did Bioware fall for so long? Inquisition was a net gain, but I doubt Andromeda was, certainly not Anthem, and Veilguard has nothing but progressive drama going for it.
EA has devoured studios faster and for less, how is Bioware still alive and kicking? I guess it's just a name with recognition worth exploiting since long ago, so there really is no difference between absorbing Bioware or not.
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>>721168051
Harden Leliana is pragmatic, she uses sex to achieve her or the Warden’s goals. Morrigan also uses sex strategically, admitting she’d seduce “civilized” men to get what she wants, but her selfish, controlling nature might falsely suggest she’s sexually conservative. She's even willing to fuck and get bred by Alistair just to get what she desperately wants. No women in this game are virgins by the time you meet them, or traditional.
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>>721168728
crpg women are all whores
except Imoen
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>>721169669
Well bioware was the founder of the modern rpg, baldurs gate 3 for example basically just copies biowares golden age. It is a little surprising that EA, the great satan, hasn’t killed them off after three subpar games, especially considering how EA has ruined and killed off so many other great studios for far less.
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>>721169763
Desu I don't think the ritual says anything about her sexual proclivities. She's playing god politics and was clearly meant to be important before the sequels fucked it up.
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>>721169770
What did Aerie do?
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>>721166896
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>>721170137
you know what she did while she was stuck in ogre form
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>>721170007
My biggest complaint is how every single bit of lore and myth is just ancient elves. Literally everything is just ancient elves or caused by ancient elves
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>>721166896
that's half the fun of creampies
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>>721166654
Some explain to me this obsession with zoomers and "goth" women. Black make up and a powdered face makes someone goth now?
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>>721166654
>>721166846
>>721168048
>>721169763
pure sex
>>721168361
would pet those birds
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>goth
retard
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>>721169770
All women are whores because only whores have sex with men who aren't me
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>>721168810
Don't forget that there's no fucking reason for traash to be in your team. In the entire game she does ONE thing and it's dropping a torch down the shaft. The second she encounters actual archdragon she's like WHOA WHAT THE FUCK NOBODY TOLD ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS
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Morrigan disapproves of this thread.
She's still going to watch though.
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>>721166896
>recreational sex
Holy Goyim.
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Gay Qunari but actually based and a bro.
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>>721169945
>have your studio slaves shit out Dead Space 3
>axe the studio because it didn't sell $303290302.99 worth of copies and MTX on opening weekend

>meanwhile, Bioware is actively eating all of your money, resources, time, and reputation
>keep them around like your personal fuck-gimp
EA is strange.
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>>721166654
"Then get a blanket."
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this fuckign BITCH ruined my life for 15 yeres now, anmd i;m drinking again.......
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>>721170438
Next game (lmao there wont be one) theyll reveal the mystery niggas that manipulated all events were also elves
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>>721170607
>Black make up and a powdered face makes someone goth now?
Always did.
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>>721166654
>people shat on her troon design so much that they fixed her in game model (inquisition still sucked though)
modern LGBTware would never
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>>721169945
>>721170952
>buy studio for bajillion dollars and it doesn't pay off
>do you admit you were wrong, or double down over and over?
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>>721167530
I mean she was raised by a literal whore that taught her how to use men for her advantage. She probably had liters of Chasind men semen inside her since a tender age.
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>>721170750
>we need a dragon hunter because blighted dragons
>instead of looking for a nevarran dragon hunter(the place famous for dragon hunters) we go for an angsty teen pirate living with her mom
>completely pointless as these are basically archdemons and we have a grey warden companion already
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>>721172328
And she doesn't know how to hunt archdemons. Literally states this after the encounter.
Fucking atrocious
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>>721166896
I can't claim to be immersed in normalfag thought, but as an ugly bastard several (all I've asked) of my sugar babes have been up for impregnation roleplay (plus agreed not to mention it being roleplay from then on), and they're pretty "normal". And you know, porn written by women routinely involves breeding fetish.
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>>721172718
based
same
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>>721166846
Ruin how? Both are whores. One does it entirely for money and her opinion doesn't mean shit, the other is a crazy sociopath who fucks and eats men and wolves together with her mother.
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>>721166896
>recreational
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>>721172643
>taash was written by the same person who wrote Tali, Mordin, Jack, and Solas
What the fuck, seriously how do you go from that to whatever the fuck taash was?
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>>721174819
anyone who wasn't smart enough to leave or get fired from Bioware has been irreparably tainted
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>>721168912
trvke
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>>721174819
Leftism is a mental disorder. Trick Weekes (the writer) is Californian schmuck who identifies as pansexual and non-binary, and probably has a tranny wife. Pair all that along with DEI quotas forced by agencies like SBI and (((investors))), and you get that kind of results.
Morrigan original writer for example is most flaming faggot ever, but he somehow not fucked it all up until Veilguard happened.
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>>721168048
>>721168361
that is a VERY kissable belly
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>>721168307
>goy horny
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>>721168361
>>721168048
The father is between 8 and 12 years old.
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>>721177146
And he's also her son
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>>721166768
This is true. I've seen some video proof.
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>>721169763
>pov
>you are a shota
>the last thing you see before being turned into a man
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My warden fucks and sticks around anyways. Morrigan is the only woman he views as an equal.
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>>721169763
That one kid in Denerim might be a virgin, she's only 6?
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I will not stand for /ss/ incest fags (the most obnoxious kind) erasing Morrigan getting railed by Thundercock Hardtack, Grey Warden commander and sole heir to the Cousland family name.
>>721176174
Based.
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Ah is this the Morrigan cuck recovery thread?... I'll get the /trash/ thread started

>>721166654
thanks for stealing my post from the Goth thread, anon~
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>>721166896
tfw my breeding kink will never be accepted by society :(
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I HATE that Human Male gets all the shit voices while Knife Ears get Ben 10.
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>>721180645
*steals your gif as well*
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so why didn't they include Howe has a canon Dark Ritual replacement for the Human Noble Warden when obviously no one wanted Alistair nor Loghain to touch Morrigan?
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>>721166654
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>>721184583
How do you do it anon? Just upgraded my GPU, ready to bring fantasy to life.
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>>721166654
She was in a relationship with me but for some she ended up fuckin Loghain
What happened?
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I want my co-worker fired because he’s like 22 and is attracted to a some of my co-workers who are either middle aged or just flat out old
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>>721184946
You specifically went out of your way to tell her that she has to fuck Loghain after she asked you to breed her
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>>721184583
we need to nuke AI
shit is already too far
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>>721185024
This
If the game was better cuck coded, Arl Howe would have taken Loghain's place.
Everyone hates it because Loghain doesn't even enjoy it or rub your face in it.
Alistair's a bore.
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>>721169945
>baldurs gate 3 for example basically just copies biowares golden age.
I fucking wish. BG3 has a much less friendly user interface than DA:O
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>>721185000
Okay, hagsexuals are truly bizarre. For feetfags there's at least a sound and probably true anatomical explanation (feet are wired right next to genitals in the brain, signals leak to adjacent area, they associate feet stimulus with sexual thoughts).

But why would you hate them? They've voluntarily taken themselves out of competition for breedable girls and haven't done anything to you.
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>>721184946
>>721185024
Didn't know it was possible
Why is that an option? They knew cucks would do it or something?
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>>721166958
where are your stats you porn brained sub human ?
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>>721186108
throughout the entire game the players get beat over the head with blood magic = bad
Morrigan says it's a type of magic so they added an option for paranoid players to let someone else fuck her just in case the guy who fucks her actually blows up or something
Why Flemeth and Morrigan were being truthful about their plans only ever gets ""explained" later in the series
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>>721167218
>ignore or fuck up pre established lore
>focus on idpol shit over narrative
>dumb everything down
>take away more and more RPG mechanics
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>>721186284
The comics state that Flemeth really had a fuckton of daughters btw and that the qunari had a link to dragons but because it's the comics and not even Bioware read it, nothing ever happens except a mention that Alistair knows how to spin a stick like a faggot, which itself was a dialogue in Origins.
Instead we get Taash
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>>721169669
>Inquisition was a net gain
No
>tries to mash three stories into one and makes them all hollow and underwhelming
>doubles down on shitty DA2 gameplay and mechanics
>retcons to lore
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>>721186741
I think he meant financially.
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>>721187072
it didnt make a profit and it was an absolute turd. DA2 least had something going for it. Inquisition was an offline MMO with horrid combat and mmo style fetch quests of collect 100 plants.
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>>721187425
jesus christ put a spoiler on that thing
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>>721187425
She’s a lesbian. And the irony is that DA could have continued to be good after Origins. The pattern was simple yet a mix of corporate fuckery and incompetence from BioWare killed it.
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>>721166896
Virgin post
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>>721187425
It made a huge profit actually.
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Redheads >>>>>>>>
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>>721185997
Honestly I think they somehow have something flipped wrong in their brains
Stuff that should be a turn off like wrinkles or saggy tits are actually a turn on for them instead
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>>721186249
Not him, but I always reckoned it was common based on it being very common trope for female porn/erotica writers, and being something many girls I've been with have consented to, often even with a degree of apparent enthusiasm.

But if you want stats then the best ones probably are gathered by Aella (the survey-respondents likely lean to Silicon Valley types, but sample size is n=39k). It's right there at 22% popularity and 28% tabooness, with about 50-50 gender ratio.
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>>721184825
https://github.com/deepbeepmeep/Wan2GP

Use Wan2.2 for best results.
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>>721167218
EA keeping the sequel to Inquisition on ice for a decade, making them do Anthem, constantly changing the scope of the game causing many old timers to quit
Really sad state for one of the most influential game studios
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>>721188580
For some of these ratings I'm just boggled by the sheer power level of people who willingly admitted to them, regardless of how it was done
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Morrigan only likes women btw
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>>721188580
>bad ends
>1.5-2x female preferred
what in the goddamn
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>>721168051
She's not a cuckquean, she's the mistress.
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>>721168331
Yes, unless some mod came out after the release of Veilguard, I do remember having to restart the game every few hours to make sure it didn't crash and fuck up the save or start taking too long to load.
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>>721188998
>That shoulder to hip ratio
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>>721188998
>>721189686
She's got basketball player hands
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>>721189831
that's how you know she doesn't need to double fist it
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>>721189301
Seems pretty in line with being sub, slave, victim of bondage, victim of pain, being publicly humiliated, receiving rapeplay, etc, being female-coded.

To do it properly you should actually measure the fitness difference and do the math, etc, etc, and I don't know if anyone's done that, but there's a common "sounds plausible" explanation floating around according to which females have always been victims of rape and abuse (that's just a fact), and if there's a knob that evolution can turn to make them care for rape babies instead of abandoning the baby or killing themselves, or playing nice with their rapist enslaver instead of having him kill you for being troublesome (before you can bear his babies), that's fitness-increasing. And the available knob happened to be reversing the sign of sex-related pain.
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>>721167218
Put liberals to make your game
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>>721166654
I impregnated Alistair instead
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>>721167218
Man remember when the qunari were a race of 7ft tall stoic conquerors and not angsty liberal teenagers
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>>721166896
The only thing that matters is the 3 sizes, IQ, brain volume and remaining egg cell count.
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>>721188580
>80% report interest on anal sex
>is not heavily skewed towards male
Where are these anal queens and why is my dick not in one of them?
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>>721190425
I mean, I guess so, yeah.
To be honest the whole bundle of those 'female-coded' fetishes, even the milder ones, just evokes instinctive disdain in me, not sure why when most people seem alright with it.
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>>721166654
Morrigan is so fucking hot.
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Morrigan is for me, it's okay. I'm a dad.
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>>721191567
Apparently somewhere around Silicon Valley.
Your quest begins.
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>>721188683
>git clone
Goddammit. This never fucking works when I try it.
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>>721191828
git gud
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>>721166967
I can't.
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>>721191828
git is specifically designed to make it impossible to just download the fucking file because making things easy to do is against engineering standards.
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>>721170750
>she does ONE thing and it's dropping a torch down the shaft
Is this a metaphor for something?
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>>721188998
holy fucking tranny bod
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>>721184583
wtf i love ai now
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>>721193389
ANON THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
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>>721166896
>Normal people don't obsess over fertility while enjoying recreational sex
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>>721193389
Well, this thread is surely dead. But for anyone who finds this thread in the archive: Monique Gabrielle in Chained Heat.
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>>721193389
Sir this is 4channel.
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>>721166846
>hon hon hon, le baguette kangdom, oui oui
>goth-a go fast
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>>721166654
Made for Aeducan cock.
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>>721191828
seriously?
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>>721167530
Kill yourself, cuck headcanon discord troon
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>>721194989
I'm literally saying that she DOESN'T cuck you, braindead retard
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>>721171698
>>721172718
>>721190598
we know you have a 3cm microdick, josh
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>>721195068
She has never had sex with a person besides the Warden without player intervention

You're a subhuman literal autist
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>>721195185
Oh, this denial again
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>>721195384
NTA but "expected of her" is not the same as "I fucked and sucked dozens of men".
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>play as female
>alistar cucks you
we will never have gender exclusive choices in games ever again and this saddens me
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>>721195505
Right, next it will be "actually, physically doesn't actually mean sex"
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>>721167218
OG devs leave. Get replace by white libs and trannies. Get that result.
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>>721195656
I never claimed she was a virgin thoughever.
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>>721195384
>smoothbrain retard not realizing the entire point is that Leliana presents as pure but has past lovers and a bodycount, whereas Morrigan talks and presents herself as a vixen but is actually pure
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>>721195384
>>721195656
>file,png
Kys phoneposting cuckfic shill
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>>721188683
This is Satanic. I don't know how but it is.
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>>721195774
Fair enough
>>721195841
No retard, 4chanx. Goddamn Morriganfags are so fucking delusional, can't believe I share taste with you retards. Imagine latching onto the token evil slut you fix with dick and love and being in denial over her not being a virgin
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>>721184583
i will embrace AI if it can give me morrigan gf
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the lack of dragon age SFM porn is disturbing. Mass effect have so much asari, even futa, but I never seen single Dragon Age one porn
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>>721196157
Dragon Age didn't enter the R34 zeitgeist as much as Mass Effect did, sadly.
>but I never seen single Dragon Age one porn
Then you definitely aren't looking hard enough.
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>>721166654
I would have boughted her game if she looked like this.
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>>721196403
>boughted
holy esl
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>>721196442
Lurk more, my friend.
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>>721169669
>cisquisition was net fain
trully amazing that they managed to fail with a legion of buckbroken shitters defending blatant troonism behind them ready to price any slop
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>>721188683
>>721184583
Can you make her flash her goods pmease
Doesn't work and I tried a few times
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>>721167218
we must be better Qunari...
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>>721196054
We all know how this ends. You dangling from a rope like every other mentally ill NTRloving troon
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>>721166896
>don't want kids
>plapping my mommy gf who can't get pargnet anymore
>think about how hot it would be if I got her knocked up
>nut and feel weird about it after
I hate being like this
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>>721198328
I think you can still stimulate lactation with a lot of massaging and sucking.
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>>721198742
Yes.
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>>721167218
Short answer - Jews.
All relatively good things (things that were perceived as 'more than serviceable quality' by white men) must be destroyed in front of your eyes, to demoralise you and replace your joyful everyday thoughts with doom thoughts filled with misery and despair: 'everything turns to shit, especially things that I love'.

Jews pay billions of dollars to corporations to make up for profits lost, and order development of games like DA4 and its themes.
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>>721201652
I dunno of any Jew that worked on the DA series other than hamburger helper.
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>>721166654
that armpit to sideboob curve is magical
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>>721196403
>>721196850
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED! XD
Stay butt hurt, you cretin!
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you
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>tfw no big titty goth gf
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>>721187768
It really is crazy how simple of a formula DA 1, 2, and Inquisition is and they just were inept retards.
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>>721201723
Every libtard (a race traitor) or non that works at a game dev studio is essentially because of zionism. FYI.
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>>721197619

I guess a Wan2.2 flashing Morrigan animation is impossible
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>>721204680
>get a blanket
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>>721166654
>one of the few western vidya girls who is a virgin when you met her
1 in a million why is this?
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>>721203858
If you actually lurked more you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself, weeb.

Anyways, I have never boughted a Dragon Age game.
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>>721206031
>>721195656
lol
cope
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>>721166654
>hag
>fertile
Stupid leftist.
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>>721206464
She was at most in her early 20's in the first game.
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>>721166654
>5 o'clock shadow

it's a troon
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>>721206138
>>721195656
>>721196054
jewish cuckshit peddler

Morrigan is pure. Cope and seethe, faggot
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>>721187425
>it didnt make a profit
It was their most successful game, almost outselling the entire Mass Effect trilogy, you hallucinating giga retard.
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>>721177146
>between 8 and 12 years old.
not possible
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>>721210149
yes it is
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I miss OzzySFM. What ever happened to him?
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>>721210393
Uhh, no? please elaborate
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>>721166896
>recreational sex
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>>721168307
Pregnancy and having kids isn't a fucking fetish. It's the factory default setting in your brain.
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>>721210842
What's confusing you? You think 11 yo's can't produce sperm?
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>>721166654
>play as an elven bloodmage (male)
>impregnate the witch
>walk through the portal with her
Feels good man
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>>721210842
Boys going through puberty produce sperm and can impregnate women anon, unless they're late bloomers I guess
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>>721210734
remember when lorge gucas made stuff with morrigan
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>>721173775
>crazy sociopath who fucks and eats men and wolves together with her mother
So a normal woman
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>>721211617
>>721211757
Guys don't be mean, he is merely the sad result of the American "education" system.
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>>721166654
I died. No way I was going to let her go through with her plan.
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>>721167218
Taash survive being locked in a room with Sten for 30 minutes [IMPOSSIBLE]
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>>721166654
>final battle
>morrigan gives me the "Give me a baby to save your life"
>Decide not to because giving your child a demon dragon soul seems like a terrible thing to do
>Also need the "ultimate sacrifice achievement"
>Kill the final boss and get the achievement
>somehow survive and game acts as if I plowed morrigan for a demon baby
I don't know if she raped my character in his sleep or if she plowed Alistar to save my life.
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How are there people who genuinely think Morrigan is a virgin. She’s talked about “knowing men” plenty of times, and has probably fucked in her animal forms as well. The appeal of Morrigan is taking an aloof bog bitch and making her warm up to you, until she eventually becomes your loving wife and mother to your child. Her and Liara are the only golden examples of Western love interests. Her sucking and fucking other men doesn’t mean shit because you kinda got that vibe from her already, and when she gets all cute and vulnerable when you stick around is played really well.

Also, great VA who sells it. Claudia Black was a quality voice. Also also, if you’re this hung up about virginity than hyperfixate on Liara, she’s explicitly a virgin (both physically and Asari-style) when you meet her.
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>>721215649
Because they browse too much /vpol/ and have been brainwashed into thinking that romancing a non-virgin video game character makes them cucks, but they still like Morrigan, their brains can't process this so they have to cope and pretend she's a virgin even though she outright tells you that she's not one (not like she needs to, you can guess she isn't, considering how easily she spreads her legs)
>and has probably fucked in her animal forms as well
And you, too have been brainwashed by /v/ shitposting
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>>721166654
Kys white freak
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>>721215840
Nigga it’s been a hot minute since I’ve played, and I specifically remember the Warden can insinuate the “other things” she did in her animal forms. Of course she probably rebukes it but it’s been a while.
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>>721215902
huwhat
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>>721215649
>Also also, if you’re this hung up about virginity than hyperfixate on Liara, she’s explicitly a virgin (both physically and Asari-style) when you meet her.
Wasn't Liara a former prostitute? She does partake in an orgy in the game so it's hard to think of her as a naive virgin.
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>>721215649
>>721216053
Oh, I'm an idiot. When I saw Liara I thought Leliana.
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>>721216053
>Wasn't Liara a former prostitute?
When was the last time you played Mass Effect? While talking to her she gets flustered about relationships and mentions she wasn’t really able to ever find the opportunity to start one, and Shepard *literally* says “you’re a virgin” and she admits it. Liara was an archaeologist, and the Asari equivalent of 18.
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>>721170885
>>721174675
>>721211009
You know, having sex because it feels good, not for the purposes of procreation?
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>>721205673
As Zion, I can confirm I personally placed all the people you don't like in positions to do the stuff you don't like to a game series you might have liked at one point. Take that, mammals.
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>>721216036
Oghren does, and most you get is Morrigan asking him if he would get off to that, before getting mad at him when he insists
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>picks morrigan in dragon age
>picks jack in mass effect
yup, it's gaming time
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>>721216380
yeah fat people enjoy eating grotesque amounts of food but I dont want to look or be like them
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Where do you get these source Leliana beibg a whore? Neither lorebooks mention anything
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>>721225212
the game? she said in DAO how she would seduce men before killing them
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>>721166896
t. virgin
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>>721166654
I know someone who looks like this but they're a tranny and they spend all day everyday LARP-ing as this type of look
They even wear the fake plastic tits and everything

Does Dragon Age attract trannies?
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>>721226630
modern dragon age doesn't attract anybody



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