Luv me impractical animu outfits. Even funnier in 3D. Realism or not, refreshing to see the designs from Japan and Korea.
Imagine having to put up with her desire to "drink milk" and have "pillow fights" every day and night. Totally not wife material. Just imagine how awful it would be... haha.
Is this the thread?
You are going to unlock her outfit, right?
>>7211850514 more star pieces. I'll get her tomorrow.
>>721184770>humor her>she actually does want to have a pillow fight and drink milkShe really wants to relive her childhood, huh?
>>721185051I already did.
Race 6 in 5 minutes, 1200m. Maiden Race for Fillies. Pick your winners!Oh and it's Woodbines in Canada racing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjLGDicSes
>>721185389SHE REIGNS
Doto
Two attempts on smart falcon so far. Which out of these two is superior?
>>721185389Piper's Gift a champ in the making.
>>721185389Stroke of genius has high wit
>>721185389>>721185976#6 piper's gift with a pace then slaughtering the competition with the spurt.
>>721186057Looks like she didn't reign after all
>>721185741why is he so fluffy?
>>721186141Winter Coat
OUR HEROES
>>721185960Right is better if she can get into first by mid race to activate her unique against other Groundwork fronts, otherwise left is better. Test in practice lobbies or go look at detailed calcs to see how much effective power Groundwork is.
>>721185960The first one and it's not even close
>>721186510Would uma have been better if they didn't genderbend the stallions?
I'm seeing a lot of hype about smart falcon I've even seen people claim she's completely unbeatable. Why? She's a fuckin dirt horse
>>721186978Nothing that good ol' uma eugenics can't fix.
Properly built groundwork fronts winning out if unchecked, Seuin by the furthest distanceBlocker works quite often, if it keeps the lead then whichever lates/ends don't get blocked win outBuilding a blocker requires similar parentage to a properly built front runnerPace Chaser seems kinda caught in the middleNot seen enough ends to really make an opinion yet, though no wins for Taishin. Most end wins I've seen have actually been Spurt OguriOptions: Just build fronts, if you can't beat them join themRun lates + blocker, lates nice to build, blocker needs all the sparks, wasted spot if late start, no other fronts or is overtaken before final cornerRun 3 lates/ends, "easiest" option but gonna be hard pressed vs Seuin. Can probably get wins vs other fronts, but if Seiun Angles the surge is unmatchedRunning 3 backliners does make it more likely you'll have at least one not get blocked. Mine go inside line and run into the front runner wall too often
I understand more than 1 front runner widens the lead, but why should I have to build two? There is always going to be a second front runner in every room.
>>721184419remember that having Matikanefukukitaru as your home uma increases your luck in every single part of the game
>>721187354Matikanefukukitaru type this
>>721185051Yeah I'll get a wedding or Halloween or something outfit for her if one ever releases.
>>721187246More chances that one of yours is in first place and can activate the I WIN LOL skills that only work while in first place
Race 7 in 10 minutes. 1100m. Uhhh bunch of girls, not sure sure what to make of the program. Pick your winners! One horse's name sounds like a really bad time at the bar.
>>721187246A lot of people aren't going to bother with the Groundwork grind, so while I expect there to be a good amount of front runners, I wouldn't take it for granted that every player you encounter will have one.Also, it's just good practice to have multiple fronts anyways, because it increases the odds that one of your umas will be in first so they can go full turbo.
>>721185960>Turf and Mile S for better acceleration>Stam 640 gets speed boost bonus>Wet, Sunny, Savvy will trigger groundworkLeft. Go with the left horsebird. You really didn't need to raise so much Wit though and more skills would have helped.
>>721186978Her unique is a strong mid race speed skill. This allows her to keep 1st more easily than other fronts, which leads into Angling and thus a likely win.She still needs to win the Groundwork contest against other fronts to actually activate her unique, but that's still better than uniques that happen after Angling.
When will vodka stop being so gay and just fuck daiwa scarlet?
>>721186978Her unique skill activates mid-race, which makes her THE single hardest frontrunner to overtake if she grabs the lead and thus gives her the best odds of being the one to proc AnglingIt also doesn't hurt that she has phenomenal stat growths. Her bad Turf aptitude is the only thing holding her back
>>721187575I didn't have any more skills to buy, i got incredibly unlucky with hints and stats compared to the other one. I'm hoping third time is the charm
>>721187649When will you finally kill yourself and stop shitting these threads?
World Trigger is getting recognition!>>721187519Mystic Song has my vote.
Umas for this feel?
>>721187519Is tequila supernova el condors cousin
>>721187519>Wild redIsnt that secretariats nickname?
>>721184926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
Cinderella Gray second season soon...
>>721187891
>>721187826Are you saying is not gay to not want to fuck daiwa scarlet?
>>721187891Orfevre
A pun hasn't matured until it's full groan!
>>721187519>>721187847#7 Mystic song with a pace then a come-from-behind spurt for the win!>>721187990Might be related, only info I can find is she's from the US.>>721188204No idea.
>>721188559
So after they peak, retired, or get out of the academy, how do you envision each Uma's future? Some uma are easy to figure out like Seiun Sky (laze around and fish for a living), Super Creek (being a mother or work in that day care), Rudolf (probably a higher position in the Academy beyond being student president), or every Mejiro member (living off rich money). But how about other Uma? Like what would Teio do if she retire (we saw this and it was sad) or Oguri (she only think about eatting and Race, but she is also a dimwit) or any uma that obsess with racing (Scarlet)
>>721189204Scarlet will become the number one baby factory after retiring, she won't lose to anyone!
>>721189204the sad thing is I can definitely see a lot of them being the kind to go all Hank Hill and still be talking about the time they almost won the state championship when they're in their 40s
>>721189204>Get out of the academy Lmao good one anon
>>721189204they marry their trainers, have tons of kids and watch their racing careers>butevery single one of them
>>721189419What if trainer is training multiple uma
>>721189204I had an Olympian for a college classmate once and he was very... not worldly? Not snooty, but it was obvious that up until after the Olympics, he didn't know how to handle a normal life.
why are epithets so unbalanced? some are>win a race while completing these extremely specific conditions and get 1200 gutswhile others are>win the takarazuka kinen lol
>>721189493lucky guy
>>721189364>Hank listening to all of Tazuna's advice and believing she has his best interests in mind>Dale goes investigating whether Tazuna is an uma
Race 8 in 13 minutes. Mile/1600m ON TURF TURF TURF. Girls girls girls. $115k purse. Pick ur girl!I think one of these horses is related to the retired racehorse I took care of.
I assume bad mood events get nerfed during/after MANT?
>>721189204For teio I see her forever involved with racing possibly a personality or trainer herself. For oguri i see her moving back to kasamatsu maybe with trainer san to live an easy and quiet life, maybe open up w restaurant that is on the verge of bankruptcy due to oguri eating the supplies and only kept afloat by merchants royalties.
>>721189850For MANT you're always gonna be in awful mood
was it autism?
My daughter
>>721189815onehotmess for sure
>>721189364So Fujikiseki
>>721190046I cum inside your daughter after every race
Umas in game are saying an event is approaching. What is going on?
>>721190019Spe lacks the sex appeal.
>>721190151it will all come tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>721190019I think some of these girls have severe wit issues.
>>721189815Im rooting for tap my desire>I think one of these horses is related to the retired racehorse I took care of.You work with horses race chad?
>>721190151Its happening anon....are you ready?
>>721190151Third Impact
>>721189815Tiz Ready
>>721189994Oh, maybe I'm making stuff up. I heard a bunch of anons mention how mood events in JP happen less often and heal more easily
>>721190249Use to years ago, but not race horses. There's retired (abandoned/rescued) thoroughbreds everywhere.
>>721190369Oh im a witlet, yeah that's for EVERY scenario not just mant, it happens shortly after I believe
>>721190682Nice. We're truly playing the beta version of the game...
>>721187891the stay gold lineage, except fenomeno
>>721189815#6 Celebrity Ro wins with Front Running and managing to hold. Not bad, not bad at all for 10 to 1 odds. Well, 9-2 as of race start.
>>721189204>Rudolfdoesn't she wants to be the ruler of all umamusumes? i imagine there has to be a position like that in that world, like the administrative representative of all umas
>>721189204Mejiros are rich?
Kinda curious: who's everyone's favourite uma for each running style? For me it's currently>Front: Scarlet>Pace: Rice>Late: Nature>End: Urara
>>721191270They have a bloody island, what do you think?
>>721191270yeah, they don't outright say that they are rich, but they mention big properties(the mejiro's state, restaurants, etc) and having to meet with influential people
>>721191318>Front:Falcon>Pace:McQueen >Late: haven't messed around much with it but I'm starting to really like how grass wonder runs>End: Gold ship
>>721191318Front: Silence SuzukaPace: Mayano Top GunLate: MatikanefukukitaruEnd: Gold Ship
>>721191318So far>FrontTop Gun>PaceOguri>LateDon't really have anything>EndGold Ship
i went from doing 10+ careers a day to having no urge to open the app anymore... what happened....
>>721185051I dumped statues on her long ago so now she's almost 4*.Already got a usable parent with the outfit too heh
>>721191657Danchou is gonna FREAK!
>>721191657Typical burnout
>>721191318waifu wise>Front: Seiun>Pace: Tachyon>Late: Oguri>End: Taishinperformance wise>Front: Maru>Pace: Oguri>Late: Rudolf>End: GS (shitty ass horse)
>>721191657burnout. boud to happen with the accelerated schedule. i don't think a single gacha has ever done an accelerated schedule rightif they don't start shitting out free currency and QoL backports to compensate, global is going to die before MANT kills it
>>721191657I blame freebies.As a F2P you don't get fucking anything, it feels so soulless when there's so many cool horses I want to roll for but the income+rates just stop me from doing it. I wish there was a hacked client where I could just do everyone's stories just for fun, not like I care about pvp at all.
>>721190779Anon, remember our motto.
Race 9 in 15 minutes. G3 Durnham Cup for $150k! 1700m. Any 3 year old and up. If there is a race to care about today (and isn't behind a Jew wall), it's this one. Pick your winner! >>721191882Azur Lane's was preddy gud but it's extremely generous for a gacha period.
>>721192026This. Once you get your rolls thats it. Youre basically stuck with that exact same deck for the next 4 months until you get a banner worth rolling for.
>>721192070>werol gon maekit
>>721191318>Front: Mayano Top Gun>Pace: Mayano Top Gun>Late: Mayano Top Gun>End: Mayano Top Gun
>chartschizo is here
>>721191657People compare the support card banner with Mihoyo's weapon ones but the comparison feels flat because you still can get by somewhat without rolling for weapons. In Uma if you don't get good support cards you're unironically bricked. I feel like I'm behind everyone else because after two sparks for Kita and Creek my Tosho is still LB0 and I'm forced to use Eishin Flash instead.
>>721191882While I agree that the accelerated schedule isn't exactly great I think the steam charts post are very out of context. The peak came when the kitasan black banner dropped, and the game is still doing incredibly well considering its doing 3-4x players at all times than other gachas. Anons just gotta give cygames a chance I'm pretty optimistic things will improve and don't really believe the doomposting. Like MANT won't kill global
Bet! Wooo!
>>721192479watch him samefag himself for the next 300 posts about how much he hates the game and wants to see it diebro has been this for weeks already and I don't understand what severe mental illness causes this
>>721192026Let us hope Cygames stops being so jewish
>>721192180Journeyman is a badass name, he's got my money
>>721192180Loose Wire
>>721192479Just ignore him, I engaged at first because I do agree that global has problems but it's clear he's just in it to doompost
only a few more weeks until my daughter is available!
>>721192867How much does she weigh?
>>721192201what the fuck happened to the VA? I watched all the anime in a few days and she said the motto just fine in S1, then dropped the>ekuripts fist, ze lest no wellin cingray
>>721192639having a dedicated schizo is a sign that the game is doing well
>>721192906all the love in the world x100
But how would eclipse look like as an uma musume?
NEKO NEKO NEKONEH NEH NEHNEKO NEKO NEKONEH NEH NEHNEKO FWAH MONYA NYA NYANEKO!
>>721193367black haired hag with huge tits
>>721184419FUCK I MISSED THE THREAD
>/vg/ club i infiltrated early on is cracking down on fan counts.I might need a club next month /v/ros...
>>721193745
>>721185051What is this outfit supposed to represent? I see no theme. Only fat tits with the highest jiggle in the game
>>721193719Thread is still young, don't feel bad, last one was even more subtle
>>721192180An amazing upset by #1 Cool Kiss with 17-1 odds. Paced and then had a crazy surge right at the end just getting by #7 Dresden Row. Bunch of pissed off gamblers right now.
>accelerated schedule this, accelerated schedule thatbro there is no reason for you to grind 40 races a day when Cancer is mid October per official Twitter post, save it for when an event is running, just do one a day and you'll get a decent uma by october, especially if you're not running 3 fronts, CM grind is for gigautists like most of us posting here
>>721189204Oguri has a plump future ahead, as her trainer I'd get her endless food sponsorships. And retirement means no more burning calories, that + probably a couple babies inside her would get her body to finally awaken her mom's genes
>>721193859>Bunch of pissed off gamblers right now.Nice!
EA SHAKARU!
Is my front runner finished without 600 wit? I think I can get 1200/1200 on suzuka but I'd need to sacrifice a bit of wit
>>721185741Probably what heaven feels like
>>721193859>$2 Win $36.90alright, i can see why gamblers like it so much
>>721193745>chose numberfagging for egoistical rewards instead of sticking with your /v/rosyou better hope the danchous are merciful enough to let you in...
>>721193874This, even grinding out groundwork parents is tough without borrowing an umazing parent for it
>>721194091Redpill me on this horse, is she just angry or something?
>>721184419I love Tachyon SO FUCKING MUCH, WHY IS HER OUTFIT SO HARD TO GET, GIVE HER 20 LEGEND RACES
>>721194198Anon please...you got to understand and forgive...it was early in the game's life, /v/ma and /herse/ were just created. And i thought it wouldnt be that bad, my danchou is a sick man demanding 2 million or more fans per day....s-surely you can put a good word for me in /v/ma?
>>721194406Incel Programmer.
>>721192867>want both her and Doto>probably won't get either
I will run Matikanefukukitaru in literally every CM but sprints and dir
>>721185741Anyone else starting to find real horses kinda cute?
Is anyone planning on grabbing the paid voucher when the time comes? I'm strongly considering it, 2 3* for 20 bucks is a pretty good deal.
Surely this time, Vodka finally has to give me usable sparks.
>>721194406The irl horse was so untameably aggressive, biting riders and owner, that people used to draw lots to see who would clean him etc He was also named after TupacThey made Air Shakur a punk in Umamusume visually but she's also a data obsessed scientistShe's also cute and I wanna adopt her and pat her head and get bitten
>>721194693What cards do you guys use to train sparks? I can never seem to get groundwork and decent greens at the same time on a parent
>>721194576I am I thought they were pretty ugly looking but now I see they're pretty amazing creatures, look at this doto
Gonna wait for this honse desuLiterally the last horse I care about
>>721194832I can't unseen the :3
Race 10, last race of the day, in 9 minutes. 1700m. Girls only. Have never won 2 races so there's losers in this race. Pick your winning loser!
>>721194693>none of the double circles sparkedWhy are you like this?
>>721195024Taking my chances with Take Chances
super creek is super cute
YEAH WAY DOWN YONDER ON THE CHATTAHOOCHEE NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH THAT MUDDY WATER MEANT TO ME
>>721194832Ah... So that's where the boobs come from...
>>721192867How much will she make me weigh?
>>721194198Having /v/ros won't pay my bills.
You do get your trainee as much plushies you can every time at the claw machine, right?
>>721195024You never thought about it until now why are racehorse names so fucking dumb
>>721194232you have to do these things with the mentality that you're chasing astronomically low numbers, its a 20% chance of hitting a stat, lets say that you are fine with getting stam or power so 40% then you need to hit a 2* or above so 50%, then another 20% of hitting groundwork (not even taking into account the hint chance of getting it in the first place) and getting a decent Mile/Turf spark which is like a 25%, 40% on topyou don't need to do the math to tell its a complete shitshow and that is completely fine, these kind of mechanics are there to keep dangling keys in front of minmaxer autists, if you follow a decent guide you're already above half the playerbase, if you have your own 8/9* parent youre already top 20% there is no need to go the extra mile (heh) to get platinum every time when its dozens if not hundreds of hours for a measly extra 500 carats
>>721194832>Doto is such a titty monster even the real horse is stackedWew
>>721193874Mid September last time actually meant September 7th
>>721194832Big and cute, but also remorseless against his hated enemies...
>>721195309Some have relations to past horse names. Others are just whatever they feel like at the time, as there are many, many race horses being bred all the time.
>>721195309They have to be unique and you're trying to attract gamblers to bet on your horse
>>721194809This is the parent deck I ended up with after some trial and error. It could potentially go greedier with the cards, but I've found that if you dig for too many skills, you start struggling to actually win G1s or even finish the career at all.
>>721195024Rooting for all for honor
>>721195309
I need help, my Uma folder has grown so fat I'm struggling to find any image I want to post, since it's mostly a bunchofnumbers filenames. Are you guys having this same issue?
>>721195578Yes, start changing them filenames. My uma folder grows every day.
