How would you protect Clementine during the zombie apocalypse?
>>721190602protect?
i wouldnt be able to. i would probably get eaten the second my IBS kicked in and i had to go baste the ground with my ass sludge. if they didnt get me then they would definitely smell the shit crust on my ass since id use the entire emergency roll of toilet paper on 1 evacuation
>>721190602Mating press
God I wish mulattos were real
>>721190602TWD is way too fucking grim. I'd just pop myself in the head as soon as convenient.
>>721190602woah she is ugly
I dont wish the type of man id probably become in an apocalypse situation if I came in contact with a girl like clementine upon anyone in this world. The only place my soul belongs is hell.
>>721191132Holy based
Yeah she'd be the one protecting me tbdesu. I'd have no chance in a zombie apocalypse.
Ugly nigger bitch
>>721190602Have sex with her.
>>721191132based and self aware. a reluctant villain who secretly wants the hero to kill him. kino
>>721191132Same. I'd hurt her so bad.
>>721190602>not buying the crate of yugo sks from classic firearms
>>721190602Lee failed, Clem grew up to be a lesbian raising a pitbull.
I was never able to enjoy her porn, at all.
>>7211906025.56.45.9mm.12 gaugeNo I would not touch her in a no no way
>>721191132I would just think of neices and cousins.
>>721192705wow anon, you're basically a saint
I don't think I would, I'd pretend I didn't see her and just leave because taking care of another person that can't do anything sounds pretty rough in an apocalypse.
>>721190828\thread
>>721190828
>>721190602Probably just find a reasonably sized island and hold out there. Have regular checks for illness/injury.
>>721194973How's that eye, Kenny?
>>721190828With Season 2 Clem!
>>721194973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGEYnEPTPo
>>721194973we need a boat
>>721190602I would feed her to the zombies to save myself. I don't care for non whites.
>>721196252I'm not into milfs
>>721191492>Yeah she'd be the one protecting me tbdesuSame, I'll probably be above someone like Ben but something along the lines below Luke.
>>721190602Follow them. They know a place where it's safe.
>>721190602>zombie apocalypse starts todayWhat would (You) do?
>>721193492no i said that in the idea that i constantly enjoy Sarah, Sherry, Cassie etc porn
with gunsbut I wouldn't try to protect anyone prolly, seems like a handicap
>>721199941>barricade my flat (basically already the case)>wait a month or two until the zombies ultimately die of lack of food/rotting>win
>>721190602I can't walking dead has teleporting zombies
Depends which Clem we are talking about>S1: Protect her with everything and teach her how to survive even if I die>S2: Always have her back although she can take care of herself more, try to make things easier for her>S3: Never ever doubt her and always take her side to be on her good side. She's got your back more than anything.>S4: Be a good father figure for AJ and help her carry that burden. Then have a child together.
>>721199941>lock myself in my goon chamber>piss in bottles>shit in bucket>order doordash>post on 4chan and jack off until everyone and everything around me dies
>>721190602Give her Carley as an adoptive mother
Post SCHIZOtines
>>721190602I'd rape her day and night
>>721198494>She kills themWhat now?
>>721190883Same
>>721200806What nice girl, too bad Lilly had a woman moment and had to kill her
>>721200601S2 clementine is savage
>>721201946Why do mongoloids make every race look better? Latinas, hapas, blasians, etc. Why are they so hot?
>>721201946Definitely breed lonely Japanese shota
>>721203743neotenous features
>>721203743You should probably specify that this only applies to the women.
>>721203513The eyes are the secret ingredient
>>721190602Give her cool sunglasses.
>>721204048Elliot Rodger was a very handsome man however
>>721190754If anything the shit smell would mask you. Think about it.When you die, your bowels void if there is something too void.All zombies were people and many of them died suddenly and violently, most probably had something in the tank.So one can assume most zombies smell like stale shit and necrosis.
>>721205270Even if we want to be really kind, he was barely a 6/10.
>>721190828 anal with s1 and s2 Clem, missionary vaginal with s3 and s4 Clem.
>>721206172the area around his lips looks weird
>>721203513She's silly
>>721206418This anon knows too much
>>721200806My god, I was SO FUCKING PISSED at that episode, I never replayed the fucking season 1 again...
>>721207568Better save Doug next time
Darling femboy
>>721190602By sparing her the pain of having to live through a zombie apocalypse.
>>721199941die I suppose
>>721199941Realistically? Probably die trying to get resources in the initial moments when people storm supermarkets and shit. Hopefully I just outright ask a girl for pity sex. If I get enough long shelf life foods I'm pretty sure I could rock out in my apartment without issue for probably about a month before the zeds die off. But seen as how it's a zombie apocalypse there's probably some magic bullshit going on anyway so they probably wouldn't die out and then I'd most likely die getting invaded or trying to go out for more resources. It all depends I guess. In the magic scenario a zombie apocalypse happens it would most likely either be some airborne infection that guns down most of the population, and/or undying fast movers with super strength. An apocalypse of walkers just can't happen unless it's an airborne infection, that shits laughable.
>>721199941What type of zombies we are talking about?
>>721191132Anon, don’t say that. You’re not some irredeemable comic book villain who corrupts all who enter your life and only destroys. You probably just don’t socialize much, especially not with children. I’m sure you’re not evil. In fact, I think most people who say that they would go crazy in the apocalypse would never actually become malicious or psychotic. The worst hardships often bring out the best in people. Just look up the Yugoslav breakup and how, despite the extreme conditions, neighbors helped each other and shared their belongings and punished criminals. Hell, I’m sure Clem would be in good hands with 90% of the people on this board.
>>721191048Apparantley the actual comic is very hopeful but the TV show and the games went full retard.
>>721199941actually be forced to eat the shit in my freezer
>>721199941Jack off to my porn stash until the electricity goes out.Wait in my place eating canned food for 1.2 weeks until the military clears everything and it's safe to go outside.(He really believes the federal government wouldn't go full zombie genocide if an outbreak ever happened and shit would be back to normal soon)
>>721208916Cope. He's a awful, repuslive, evil subhuman just like 98% of the other "peopel" who roam this website. He and every other being here would rape every woman and kill others if they could get away with it. No-one here is a sentient being with a soul. Just pathetic losers who failed so much at life, that they became severely-ill in the head.
>>721207881didn't they eventually patch the game to make him seem more useful or am I misremembering that? I remember a dev interview where they talked about how they messed up making doug seem useful and wanting to change that
>>721209191The comics end 30 years after the apocalypse and society has been rebuilt to be like the old west, walkers are rare because most have been killed and people got used to deal with them, the virus is still a thing but everyone just accept it as another fact of life. The games exists in the same continuity, but the final game takes place 8 years after the outbreak so there's still a long while for things to settle down, although it's implied by the hopeful ending that things will begin to calm down.
>>721205721they do, in s3 javi has to coat himself in guts to sneak through a group and activate a generatorclementine warns him that it'll smell like shit, way worse that whatever he's thinking it might smell like iirc javi almost pukes when he first cuts one open from the smell alone
>>721190602With a salt circle
>>721201173i just realized i am lacking in SCHIZOtines
>>721209395and yet women managed to be even worse...If women had dicks they would be like turbo indians
>>721199941shitpost until the energy/internet go downkill myself at nightfall when I hear them at my door
>>721210493Clem must smell like death and her sense of smell must be fucked>>721210682Time to expand the folder
>>721211395her sense of smell is probably 'fine' but she's probably so used to smelling old rotting corpses that she doesn't bother commenting on them anymore
>>721212231clementine probably would've gone mental from dealing with the cabin group's bullshit if she never met back up with kenny
>>721212345They would probably ask her to deliver the baby because her past guardian used to be pregnant or something
>>721212793that sounds about rightdidn't carlos not even teach anyone else how to at least prepare for it? for a group that seemed to have fled carver to being with over the baby it was really stupid of them to hedge all their bets on one person having the knowledge to deliver a baby when anyone can die at almost any moment
anyone know about the vid of that guy from Left4Dead 2 & Clementine hitchhiking?
>>721213190I could see Carlos teaching Alvin and Pete knowing something seeing how he was like a father to Nick. I don't know if Luke and Nick would be too eager to learn in case
Kenny canonically fucked Clem between season 2 and 3 btw
>>721214805kenny would neverclementine might try though
>>721214463selfdrillingsms was the name of the artist i think
>>721209436I don't think so, they made a funny marketing campaign to get people to choose him tho
>>721209937Hypothetically, could I marry S2 Clem in one of these societies?
>>721216613I think they want to keep things as normal as they were before, so nope
Me when someone gets his skull crushed
>>721216613no chance with s2 clemmaybe s3 clem if you're with a very lenient communitymight get a raised eyebrow with s4 clem at worst
>>721190602Long enough to sell her, at least.
Is the writing badI want to play it
>>721191132Speak for yourself , I would do grand in a zombie apocalypse. I have a fuck ton of guns , ammo, and canned goods and so do most of the people I know. My neck of the woods would probably be able to outright resist the zombie apocalypse and still have a government
>>721217841s1 is good s2 has a strong start but gets retarded by the half way point, one character is consistently good enough that it's arguably worth the going through the whole thing just for himi wouldn't bother with the other 2 unless you really want more
>>721217663Everyone would be judgemental with S4 Clem until they found out the shit she has done and gone through that would make most go 'fair enough, she might even be too mature when compared to most adults' Just don't show up and also call AJ 'our kid' because some would have the wrong idea that you got her pregnant when she was 11 years old
>>721218552iirc most characters can tell aj isn't clementine's kid just by looking at himafaik only ava does, somehow
Clem's thoughts on useless cute fit blonde boys? Asking for a friend haha
>>721207881>people fed Larry and Kenny more than Lilly and Carleywow, times definitely changed...
>>721218872she has a thing for dorksi think she got it from duck
>>721217330you know that the normal is for women to get married at 14-15 right? It was jewish brainwashing that changed it to 27.
>>721217841The collection goes on sale for like 5 to 10 bucks so is worth a shot I think, first game is really written, second one has strong highs but also some real lows, third game I don't really know how to sell it to people but think of it as a spin-off, fourth game is the actual ending.
>>721218996formerly duck's
>clem why are you lookin' at me like that
>>721219359
>>721200403Assumes they are the sort of zombies that can die of starvation as opposed to the walking corpse that violate thermodynamics and will keep going until something takes out the brain, or worse, don't need even that and can't be put down besides like disintegration or something.
>>721219407Could Luke have gotten away with it? He's an attractive and likeable person. They'd have made an exception for him.
>>721219037As normal as it was before means how society used to be in the early 00's USA, don't think you are getting a 14-15 year old wife in one of the big communities but you might be lucky in the smaller ones
Kill my entire family to please my underage waifu
>>721201568Sweaty hate breeding.
>>721219407>>721219514That kind of thinking gets the characters killed.
>>721198494t. spic
Clem finds a cute blonde girl what happens haha
I don't think Clem would be a homosexualI think it's gross that there's that choice
>>721220962Yeah, she had a good family before shit hit the fan. Her being gay at all feels fan fiction.
>>721220962even if she was i don't buy that she would like either of those clowns violet is a bitchy cunt and louis is too emotional and annoying it's the same reason why s3 trying to push her and gabe makes no sense, why would she give a shit about him at all outside of basic human decency?
>>721190602The comic lines are a good touch for the cosplay
>>721190602i hate to be the umm akshually guy, but id just climb onto something and poke them in the head 1 by 1
>>721221191Violet is femKenny, eyepatch and all. Louis has the funny guy thing going for him but he can be too much yeah, bullying him is way more fun than romancing him lol
>>721221191i don't mind her liking Gabe a little, she was going through puberty, it must have been confusing
>>721221191>her and gabeyeah that was cringe, the kid was a fuckin retard. i dont mind the idea of her turning dyke for violet
>>721190602She's ugly. I probably hatesex her then toss her to the walkers
>>721199941>standard slow zombie apocolypseWOOHOO!!!!!>sprinting zombiesan hero
>>721220962honestly i think it would be more likely shes some kind of asexual from all the fucked up shit shes gone through
>>721221191>her and gabe I am thankful they made her kissing that sperg an open signal to show who was a janefag
>>721222074i don't think she'd be asexual but she would likely never allow herself to get romantically involved with anyone every relationship she's seen has had one of them die and the other spiral out pretty hardsame reason why i can't see her having (vaginal) sex, every pregnancy she's seen has had either the mother or child dying as a result of the birth
>>721199941If you live in Southern America, be it dry or humid heat, the Weather would still cause the zombies to dehydrate, which would cause their muslces to stop functioning, this would happen in the matter of days. Zombie's ability to ignore doesn't mean their bodies are immune to the weather, nor are they doing anything to upkeep their bodies.If you live in Northern America, they'd last a bit longer, but the cold more or less would also take them out. Their bodies would freeze as they midlessly tug on their frozen limbs til they either fall off or the zombie collapses for good.And if you live in a place with a lot of hills and cliffs, you arguably have very little to worry about at all, Zombies aren't great at getting around, and tumbling down some hills or falling off a cliff would put their bodies in a state of disrepair if not kill them outright. This is even a plot point in the TV show, where Alexandria was basically spared from the Zombie apocalypse because theres a massive canyon not to far where all the zombies get stuck. We've also seen hoards of zombies taken out by a cliff in the show, though honestly any decently sized hill or dense forest should fuck them up for good.Realistically Society wouldn't even collapse to a Zombie apocalypse, you'd just bee quarantined inside for a bit.But if we're talking inconsistent TWD zombies that live off of plot convenience, I'd be team zombie.
>>721222074Do you think people in the stone age never fucked, going by that logic?
>>721222074>>721222241I think if she were to ever go beyond a handy is for you to have survived with her for at least a decade or something to assure her that you aren't going to die the day after.
>>721222336In fairness, zombies as a concept have always been supernatural creatures. It's no different than animated skeletons that can walk around without anything holding them together.
>lee gets bitten>cut off arm>still gets infected>clem gets bitten>cuts off leg >lives lmoaFucking pussy ass bitch writers.
>>721222370she could probably be convinced to do butt stuff after bathing
>>721222363in the stone age children werent living alone and fending for themselves, nor did they have to execute their own tribe members who had turned and were trying to kill them. low iq comparison
>>721199941Pray to god they're not Crossed zombies
>>721222503i've always believed in the theory that lee dies of blood loss if he cuts his arm off, he doesn't seem nearly as affected by the bite in those runs compared to if you leave it clementine getting bit at all is bullshit though, her most iconic line is 'still not bitten', complete hack writing to make that not true anymore
>>721222503Since it was the final game, they could have actually made her getting bit dependent on your choices. Fuck up raising AJ and your Clem dies, make it fucking count. I've long since accepted that the choice consequences are purely related to social dynamics in these games, but they had the perfect excuse to actually commit.
>>721221191Yep her and Luke was the original pairing that the writers had to end before shit got too weird.
>>721222503Clem gets amputated a lot faster, and the veins in your arm are a lot closer to your heart/brain than the legs. If I recall, Clem also just already had a leg injury and was bleeding out from it.I still think she should have died though
>>721199941Start planting Sunflowers in my backyard.
>>721222608Around 50% of males got killed by other males in the average stone age society, most of the rest dying early of disease or other animals.The average stone age woman saw more death and carnage than Clementine, that includes family members.
>>721222657nah i don't buy that, but i do think there was some implication with luke at some point, he's really weird with her in s2e2
>>721222503If Lee had cut his arm before passing out, he would have survived, it's all about timing. The infection is also weird, everyone is supposed to be infected but a bite also infects and kills you.
>>721222746>a child surviving a zombie apocolypse alone is just like a woman losing family members to extreme conditionsyou're beyond retarded
>>721222758The Cluke stuff was all on the fan's head until that moment by the fire where you can have Clem flirt with him in a weirdly childish innocent way, but that's maybe 2 scenes before he dies so it was probably a crumb of fanservice for that specific group of the players.
>>721222786i think in theory if you doused a bite in disinfectant immediately after it happened you could kill the infection fast enoughor twd zombies are actually just magic and the bite is 100% fatal without amputation
>>721222657Well the writers got into a weird situation where the fans were pairing her with Luke so they determined that he had to be killed off. Since ya know, Luke was like mid 20s
>>721222883i more mean that luke acts really weird towards clementine in s2e2 in some scenes, clementine herself gives no indication (outside of the campfire in s2e5 like you said)
>>721222912TWD TV show stated the only way to stop the infection without amputation is severe amounts of radiation, which would kill you anyway.But there is a character who survived it. Given its on a dogshit side show long after people stopped caring about AMC's slop
>>721222872Clementine was only alone for a few days. What the fuck are you talking about? She spends 99.9% of the games in a group.
>>721222503not to mention Clem had a little kid cut off her leg, I think anyone would have died
>>721222678I'm of the opinion that Clem living until the end is more thematically appropriate but the bite is somewhat contrived to get that point. Honestly her, final speech to AJ asking if she did a good job is more powerful, you can feel there's a lifetime of regret in her voice.
>>721190602With the highest quality condoms of course! Now available in strawberry flavor with shocking pink!
>>721223135s4 would've been better if aj got bit and clementine had to decide what to do with him again like she did with leethey could even fake out his death and have him surviveher whole situation and the end of s4 was just emotionally manipulative and not earned in the slightest, even fucking s2 was better in that regard because kenny was 100% on clementine's side the entire time, even if he was fucked up for a while, so him leaving her/ clem leaving him/ leaving with him feels has the right amount of emotional weight behind it s4's just 'let's just do lee again but without any of the actual buildup lol'
>>721223135Oh thematically I agree. She should live, Killing Clementine would be as dumb as killing Carl and essentially kill the core of the story.But in the scenario AJ was in, with a Bit Clem, in a barn surrounded by walkers, and the choice to amputate her leg its just impossible she'd actually survive it.Even if he amputated the leg properly (which is a crapshoot), he'd have to kill every single walker around the barn then slowly drag her back to the school. She'd die of blood loss 100%.
>>721223071NTA but depending on the endings, Clem spends huge chunks of time alone during timeskips. Alone and Jane endings are at least two years, Wellington is maybe a year or months after it falls, Kenny is like a month or two meeting up with the New Frontier and after they kick her out she spent months or a year alone before meeting Javi. And there's also the time she was alone before saving AJ.
Zombie and all other apocalypse media/shows are always so white washed. I feel like there would be some sadistic extreme crime being committed if society collapsed and there were no more rules. The Road does a decent job at portraying this with the long pig fuck slave basement.
>>721223509Michonne gets raped in the comics
>>721223509twd does have some of that stuff in the backround the bandits in s1 are outright stated to be rapists, murders, and thieves and don't discriminate with age crawford is also given a lot of shit, although i 100% believe vernon's group only seethes about them because they got kicked out and not for any personal reasonmolly's dislike of them is much more justified
>>721223697Insane to me that the child rapists of the setting were a bunch of wagies from the local walmart
>>721223509it's hard to write that stuff right, it's easier to ignore it
>>721223653who rapes her? a samurai?
>>721223907The Governor, he also just chops of Rick's hand.
>>721223509i think it'd be the opposite desuyoud have very large organised groups none of which are 'evil' like some settlements in zombie media and majority of violence would be them competing for resourcesthen you have a few rapscallions committing criminal actsyou can see in real societies with lawlessness that the worst people get up to is rape murder and slavery. theres no real reason to do freaky shit like that even for people with whom violence is normalised
>>721223834who else would it be?they're also junkies because ben was specifically giving them shit with opium in it
>>721223509I don't know if many actors would even want to play that role anon.
I don't know why but i think Clementine would love anal sex
>>721224114blowjob queen
>>721224040rick's hand was already fucked by bashing in that one guy's face after he killed the two little girls iirc i think he was supposed to be the guy the cop in s1e1 was talking about in the car at the start
>>721223509There would probably be some Ariel Castro type mother fuckers for sure
>>721224146Hmmm... that as well.
>>721224114she canonically has a tight ass from walking for most of her lifeif she has an anal orgasm on her first time it's gg for her
>>721224040are the comics worth reading?
>>721224753The actual comics, yes. The game's comics, absolutely not.
>>721224059I just think is really funny that the most evil fucks in the series used to be "normal" people not so long ago, other bad guys at least can say they got too used to do fucked up shit by living so long in the apocalypse. Meanwhile Gary from the local supermarket starts raping little girls after civilization falls, when all he was doing 3 months ago was storing shopping carts.
>>721224753Yeah I'd say so, they're consistently good from start to finish and the pacing is pretty great.AMC bastardized them with the TV show.
>>721224883never underestimate wagie rage s1 was truly ahead of it's timeeven lee's reason for going to prison was sympathetic, he refused to be a cuck and killed the guy his wife was sleeping with and had the book thrown at him because the guy was a senator
>>721224883Apocalypse fucks up even the most good and "saint-ish" guy. One day he was helping poor people giving food, and the other raping and impaling people.
>>721224883We underestimate the tendency towards sociopathy and other personality disorders. There's a lot of people who live completely normal lives until they beat someone to death during a football riot because there weren't rules for ten minutes.
>>721225378you just reminded me that it was not uncommon for people to say that clementine had sociopathic traits early on in s2i have little doubt that if she had not met kenny when she did, she would've been a lot more fucked up emotionally than how she ended up being
>>721224883>>721225296>>721225378Something, something, something, people are just one bad day ahead to show their true self something, something, something.
>>721223372I really like the AJ is the one that gets bit idea more and more>>721223463I know one of the devs had an idea of how AJ did but it could have been more likely that the Ericson group got lucky and found the barn where Clem and AJ were hiding and finished the job, it's doable since they get separated after the bridge from whoever survived the encounter with Minerva, so there's the excuse that someone was actively looking for them.
>>721224845>>721224896any suggestions where to get them from? most of the torrents seem dead
>>721222921The moral dilemma and slow burn you could get from that over say, a season and a half could be kino. Of course that depends on who writes it and if it's plagued by needing to cater to an audience of normals, however. I just find that age gaps are ripe for good storytelling and romance if done correctly and not with pure fetish shite in mind. It has to be built up and framed in a reasonable and compelling enough manner to be both a good story overall, and also win over more than just people who already jerk it to certain kinds of Kampuchean cartoon pornography (ie, white women who love this stuff when reversed).
>>721225761aj being the one getting bit flips the entire lee/ clementine comparison s4 was doing on it's headit hammers in that clementine is not lee no matter how hard she tries to be, but that also means that things don't have to end the same way they did with himshe couldn't save lee when she was a little girl, but now she can save aj
>>721190602Trap her in an obsidian sphere
>>721219663>thought you were joking>it actually happenedWhat an insane YT channel though.
>>721190602By servicing my queen sexually so she's never frustrated and at peace.
>>721225774Could check yarrlist but I read my comics on Batcave.
>>721208916Wrong you fucking moralfaggot
>little sister used to be the cutest, nicest girl in the world>started growing up and becoming more of a bitch>killed Larry right in front of ClemI don't know what to do about her...
>>721226621Killing Larry is better because I think Clem gets time to cover her eyes? If Kenny does it she sees that shit for sure. Now, don't go mutilating your family anon
>>721226620The correct stance is "Whether I suffered or not, why shouldn't they?"
>>721222921Reminds me of a girl I knew in college that shipped Arya from the Game if Theones book with The Hound. Some people are weird.
>>721226720Dangerously based
>>721226756Women love imagining the Hound fucking both underage Stark girls, gurm was mad they never got wet over his self-insert at the night watch
>>721226874grrm likes his unlovable knight/fair maiden trope but he doesn't get that women will read it and imagine the knight as incredibly loveable.
Kenny was right
>>721227594it's still funny to me that vernon fucked over lee's group by stealing the boat only to die for it anyways he 100% agreed with how crawford was running things until he (and his group by proxy) were next on the chopping block then he tried to cope by being a moralfag about them
>>721190754Once the processes foods ran out and you were eating natural stuff, your IBS would probably go away.
>>721225540Even then Clem still ends up a tad bit fucked. Wanting to see a guy beaten to death, stops giving a fuck if she accidentally kills people, has no problem stealing or killing others if she thinks she has the right reasons, tortures someone in front of AJ. One sequence I really like from the Final Season is the McCarroll Ranch, a good example of how she's so used to violence and killing that attempting diplomacy in a chaotic situation never crossed her mind, it's either kill or be killed, she has that killer instinct. Until she realized that the people of the ranch were innocent and tried to protect the same kid she thought she was saving, inadvertently hurting the person she cared the most and maybe robbing him the chance of a better life with the woman she killed. My only pet peeve is how short it was and how the chaotic nature of the situation might arguably make Clem more justified, I would be fine if they leaned a bit more on her darker side.
>>721227994psycho blasian apocalypsewife...
>>721227994I feel like Clem being so apathetic to the guy she shot in bar during the third game was a little much.
>>721227994clementine for sure is fucked up in s2, it's pretty obvious except for super pansy clementine runs that she's a deeply disturbed little girlthe biggest flaw with the situation is that the ranch people are just as willing to kill clementine no questions asked as she is with themif the nursery lady didn't shoot clem if she took too long i could see an argument of clementine going too far, but she doeseddie as well tries to kill clementine after she asks him where aj is, thinking she's just another bandit despite knowing the name of one of the kidsi do think s4 should've leaned more into clementine's trauma, there are a couple of scenes that hint at it but it never really goes anywhere, outside of the nightmare about the ranch and then seeing what it was actually like laterone completely flubbed opportunity was clementine's issues with dogs, she almost has a panic attack twice with rose but she just pets her the one time and now she's over it? that's not how it works no matter how much rosie's a heccin doggerino
>>721228173what's more fucked up about that is you can have clementine not kill a single person throughout s1 and s2 but she'll always kill that guy in s3 and shrug it offif that was her first human kill i think it would be a lot more traumatic, especially if she'd been trying to avoid doing it for 4 years
Two Clementines
>>721228431Would it be that traumatic? Her formative years were during total societal collapse, it's pointless to try to apply regular standards of mental health to her. Whether by that point she has personally killed a person or not isn't that big of a deal when her sense of morality has been shaped in a world in which it's fairly normal.
>>721228629despite never appearing in the final game, s2 does have a complete hatless clem modelthis is because there was an alternate forest path in s2e1 where clementine would briefly lose her hat, and she would find sam chewing on it and have to get it back from him
>>721190602I wouldn't. I'd trade her to a better man who could take care of her for maybe a few cans of beans?
>>721228904Little did they realise how much of that hatless Clementine people would end up seeing over the years
>>721228980she looks naked without it though
>>721228173That's crazy but in the heat of the moment I can see it. For me what's more insane is how fine she was in wanting to kill Dr Lingard, she gladly helps in his suicide even though she knows he's the only surgeon Richmond has, she cares more about knowing where AJ is than the wellbeing of a community full of innocent people, granted, it was a community that turned its back on her and Lingard was a suicidal junkie so it makes sense why she doesn't care much and is more driven towards her goal. If Javi kills him, all she says is "Huh, finally" and if she's the one that kills him she does this shit.>>721228431Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if during the time she was kicked from the NF, Clem ambushed, robbed and killed some of its members. That truck plan didn't seem like the first time she stole from someone and she didn't want to see them again, she made it seem like they would execute her if they ever saw her again, maybe the would if she did robbed/killed some and they figured it out.
>>721199941>god dammit I can't believe 4chan is down again fuck you hiro pay your damn bills>oh youtube is also down, and so is my email site... shitAnd then I die of boredom.
>>721229243i think that might've had something to do with who lingard was in earlier versions of s3originally, lingard's model was for this guy called mason, and clementine's va called him 'carver-like' in an interview from around that timehe was the original leader of the new frontier, clint was this cowboy looking guy who served as his enforcer, and while i don't know what joan's role was, it probably was still antagonistic twd devs have said a couple of times that the games still contain 'relics' of old storylines and plot threads that were meant for older versions of the story but don't go anywhere now
>>721208916>You’re not some irredeemable comic book villaineven the average comic book villain still has more likeable and relatable traits than your average /v/ user who has had their life fall apart.
>>721225607Can't believe The Joker was right all along...
>>721199941call my mom and tell her I love her before anything happens.
>>721231013Bandits answer and say zombies got her because her legs were too wobbly to run away.What now?
Realistically, will human civilization really go full retard if a zombie virus breaks out or would it be controlled?
>>721206172You're just too white for him bro
>>721231348Look how 2021 went, bruh...
>>721229243Clem is often compared with TLOU Ellie, but she's practically like a teen Joel.
>>721231348people would freak out at the start but it would quickly get controlled.
>>721231348entirely depends on how it's spread and how difficult it is to deal with the zombies walking dead style 'everyone is infected and reanimates upon death/ bites guarantee death without amputation/ brain destruction kills zombie' would have a rough few weeks/ months due to general chaos, but i think it would be under control within a year purely due to people understanding the basic idea of a zombie, which was not the case in twdleft 4 dead viral infection would be pure chaos, sure the average zombie is easier to kill but if you're not a carrier/ immune then you're pretty much fuckedlast of us fungal infection would also be a problem, but they 'recovered' before 20 years had passed, which is sooner than humanity did in twd iirc
>>721231348Depends on the place and how fast the virus spreads. Hurricane Katrina might be a good example of how a lot of places would go, with survivors splitting into uncooperative groups based on ethnic lines. Smaller groups would probably fare better socially. The biggest threat would be a Bronze Age Collapse scenario where global supply lines break down before the population shrinks in tandem, leading to mass starvation. Then everyone would go full retard.
>>721231146my mom wouldn't die like that, or even let bandits answer.
her kill count is in the billions
>>721231348People would just start unloading on each other because nothing matters anymore. You'd die before even seeing a single zombie.
>>721232116sloppa?
>>721226343What's the point of the UK's strict gun control if that retard could still legally buy a shotgun without a licence?
>>721231348>implying human civilization isn't full retard right now
>>721190602i would whore her out for food and supplies like in my favorite ntr h-gamesits actually unrealistic af how that is never portrayed in TWD when it would be like 2nd currency
>>721190602I wouldn't. I'd run from Clem. Danger is going to follow HER and shes the mc so I'm the one that would be fucked when twd tm show up.
>>721232356>clem chooses to save you>know you have at most a month before you die to keep the plot simple
>>721201946Whooooooo
>>721232814Uniquesora?https://www.instagram.com/uniquesora/reel/DOruaiRjxwy/
>>721232639>you exist only to give clementine more trauma when you die horrifically
>>721232356This, she's death's unwillingly harbinger>>>721232639>tfw I try to make it quick and painless but the universe won't let me die until my time comes to face the most gruesome death yet and Clem can look sad in front of the camera.
>>721233373>try my best to not remember anything clem says or does to prevent becoming a 'determinant' character
>>721190602I'd already be a zombie so I won't be protecting anyone.
>>721190602Walking Dead zombie Apocalypse? I just...move a little faster than zombies. Seems like it would be easy enough to just kite them around. Can have someone else take them out while I do.
>>721222628
>>721233523But if its Walking Dead Zombies you have to lose 99% of your Problem Solving Skills and IQ every episode and the zombies gain teleportation powers.No you can't just go around the lake.
>>721222628>Trioxin Zombies>Shibito/Yamibito>Marvel Zombies (Comics, not TV show)
>>721232639Even worse is:>she tries to save you>you die horrifically and the other person gets to live for some reason
>>721233042>>721233373>leave clem so you'd no longer be a character to die before the ending>bump into her years later and realise you never had control
>>721233716Trioxin are the worst ones to end up with, because if you get reanimated you're stuck in an unending agony and can't even die.
>>721233549HORSECOCK
>>721233796That's true of the Shibito as well, only fire from heaven can properly kill themYou can hide from the Marvel Zombies but unless you can shunt them to a different universe to eat (after they've completely eaten yours), they'll eat/turn you eventuallyFunny how both are contained by time loops
>>721229587I wonder how that would have played out, at least there's a huge reason for why she hates his guts in the draft, it can be explained in the final game that she hated how the guy wasted meds but she's the one that got kicked. It does makes sense is a vestigial storyline. Maybe they didn't want to make a Carver 2.0 and that's why they scrapped Mason and used Joan instead, but she also becomes something of a Carver 2.0 so yeah, not a big success. The New Frontier in the early drafts sounds way more hardcore, in the actual game it even feels weird these guys brand themselves just for loyalty's sake.
>>721208032That whole fucking episode man. There was a point in time when that show was great.And then that was the peak.
>>721190602If we lived in a world where zombies would actually be a threat rather than instantly being disabled by parasites, I had some child following me, and the zombies had super strength or speed, I'd just fucking kill myself. If that's not allowed and the zombies were just angry dudes like in 28 days, I'd use my incredible wing chun skills to protect us both until the horde becomes too large and then I'd throw her at them and run away. I could probably beat like 30 zombies at once using my Wing Chun though.
>>721190602By killing my sister and family for her
>>721233790Hey at least that means you were well-liked enough to return for a sequel
>>721234106iirc the original s3 story was about javi and clementine being captured and separated from their families by the new frontier, they just so happen to be cellmates and decide to work together because they have the same goal of getting their families backi'm not entirely sure of the overall plot, but i do know the prescott people would've helped out later on against tnf and eleanor was joans daughterthe original story apparently got scrapped because it 'didn't fit with the walking dead', but the brother cuckolding story didlater drafts add someone called grace, who was this blonde chick, and she was replaced by kate in the final versions some older pre release pictures had javi have the tnf brand on his neck, apparently they branded prisoners as well as their members, or just the prisoners idk s3 isn't my expertise
>>721234429>i'm not entirely sure of the overall plot, but i do know the prescott people would've helped out later on against tnf and eleanor was joans daughterNow that I think about it, the title card of the final episode makes it seem like Javi is leading an actual revolution versus the New Frontier with many people under him but that's not how it goes, they just accidentally blow up a wall and almost destroy the community lmao. Maybe that's a remant of that part of the story.
>>721234908very possible, iirc the main menu shows off the alleyway that was featured a couple times in promo material, apparently it's supposed to be the one where clementine lost aj
>>721190602Made to suffer through the zombie apocalypse
>>721199941grab katana and start slashing
>>721228359Agreed, Clem should be more wary of dogs
>>721199941Houses are made out of bricks and concrete where I life. We will be fine.
Clementine should get something like this for her peg leg
>>721192256>>721192894Aren't firearms like a last resort thing due lack of ammo and them being really noisy wich can attract even more zombies? You are better off just using a meme handaxe or a crowbar.
Bed time
>>721234908shes like the femguts
>>721210848LMAO no. Just because you're a fucking irredeemable incel who'll never have a proper relationship (and don't deserve to have one) doesn't mean I or the rest of the normal men in this Earth are. Die lonely, you piece of shit.
>>721209395not me, my heart never died
>>721237997For real she kinda is, minus the childhood rape and being betrayed by a best friend in an horrible ritual. At least she got a cool mark on her too. Damn, now I wanna see Clem with the dragonslayer, that hunk of iron would be like 4 times her size kek
>>721190602I felt really guilty when i found Clem in S3 and 4 attractive.You saw her grow up and then you get a boner just by looking at her, doesnt help that Magichat has been good porn of her for years.
>>721239998there were people gooning to her starting from season 1so you know, it's not even that bad
I stopped after season 2. Should I play through the series? I really like season 1 when it came out.
>>721240891nahmost youtubers stopped after 2 too back in the day because it went to shit after that
>>721240891Sure, why not. They are fun, just don't expect masterpieces
>>721222786Also what's bullshit is how the franchise deals infection not caused by bite.There were so many times that people got completely covered in blood, even with fresh wounds present, with absolutely no care.The most egregious moment for me was in the show when Glenn was given a ventilator, which was like a tube shoved deep in your throat, that just moments ago was in the throat of a zombie that was recently coughing up blood. You could say that these considerations would ruin the pacing and drama of the show but for me the biological/evolutionary fiction aspect is one of the most interesting parts of a zombie apocalypse and it was treated very lazily in the franchise.
I likes the comic where that old guy rapes and impregnates clemIt's what i would do
>>721243638How? It looks awful.
>>721200720>>>>DoordashHe thinks door dash is gonna deliver in a zombie apocalypse
>>721203743>mongoloids>Latinas ? Latin is a European ethnicity which includes Italian Spanish French Portuguese etc etc those people are all better with out any admix lol white people definitely don’t need mongoloid dna to look better eveyone else needs our dna to look better you think south and Central Americans and Mexicans who are native look good lol have you seen a pure native person ?
if you sexualize clem youre a bad person, simple as
>>721243638I like the comic where I court, marry, and impregnate Clem as the babyJesus intended.
>>721199941For some reason after buying my house I felt the need to soft-prep for this (really I'm prepping to never need to leave my house because I work remotely) >Solar panels run my kitchen and office>11 gorillion TBs of anime, movies and games >2 shelves full of 5 gallon water jugs Now these are pretty cheap (5-10 bucks a pop) and I do use them in a hydroponic system, so there's a reason for them to be here, there's 120 gallons in total in the garage >But, only my normal grocery shopping + about 30lba of riceNo alcohol either... I just go around to the windows, board em up inside and out (there's enough wood patio furniture for me to pull apart if needed), barricade the door, barricade the patio, check my greenhouse herbs, tomatoes and potatoes, and I guess just load a pistol and play games. Pretty soon the reality of only drinking water and black coffee (but forever) will sink in, I'll be down to rice and maybe a single potato per day, the surrounding areas will be picked clean and repopulated with zombies, and there won't be any hope anyway. But, I will have gotten in a good 2 weeks of uninterrupted gaming.
>>721222463I think the best case scenario for zombies irl is some combo of Resident Evil las plagas, but as a bacteriophage that hides within something that can quickly colonize a host like staphylococcus, that spread like Marberg or Ebola in real life. So, a neurovirus that you get from fluids, that only shows up once a bacterium has already weakened a host. Those would be pretty weak though, it's over for zombiecels.
>>721226620>>721226720>>721226836>not "I will make them suffer a thousand fold for their transgressions against me, and then I shall spite their corpses by helping those that suffered like me
>>721237136Same, every house is fenced too
>>721191132Based. I'd gladly put you down to protect her and my group. A swift bullet to the skull as a silent sign of respect for your self-awareness.
>>721190602Dunno I'd probably be dead in the first days.I think that season 1 is the only good game in TWD by TT and only if you play it for the first timme
>>721227594My HERO
>>7212408913 is filler where Clem is a side character. 4 is only worth it for closure sake. None of them even come close to season 1.
>>7212483574 is also notable because it has gameplay, at least a bit of combat and shooting sections.
>>721227594I kind of hate how Kenny was like>You've never been on my sideIf you disagree with him like one time
>>721191132i dont want to know what id become either
>>721240891>>7212483573 is still fun especially if you play as a total psychopath, Negan that one fucker and dome that bitch
>>721248357>None of them even come close to season 1this is actually good though, s1 is so sad, and as the seasons go on you dont have to worry about clem as much
>>721248707>hfw I say I like-like her
>>721199941>zombie apocalypse starts today>all you need to be able to survive is to run at least two miles carrying a medium weight pack>and be able to do two pull ups to get up to a safe house with supplies>99% of /v/ couldn't do it
>>721248707>>721248954I would fold if she gave me that glare
>>721248707built for handholding
>>721199941Go outside for the first time in months and slay thousands of zombies with my authentic japanese katana.
>you can't believe it>the fucking Zombie Apocalypse is actually kicking off!>you've waited your whole life for this moment>pinch me, I must be dreaming!>Look, there's real zombies coming right for us! SO COOL! Just like my vidyas!>I'm about to have the most fun in my life and totally survive better than anyone els-!>**Trip and fall hitting your head on a rock and die immediately**
>>721232223>>721226343>>721219663Motherfucker didnt just go through the system and then played it to get it early. He actually started joining charity groups to build up his CV and get good references in the community for the shotgun Licence.Genuinely evil autistic yellow coated fuck.
>>721252890You degenerate!
>>721199941Die because I'm in the middle of the god damn city for a week instead of back home
>>721253092This reminds me how the remake of Night of the Living Dead is so good and Tonny Todd was great, gonna rewatch it soon.
>>721209391>(he really believes the government/wealthy didn't start the zombie apocalypse to reduce the global population below 500,000,000 while they live in their bunker cities with fine dining restaurants serving rotisserie babies in front of crying mothers)ngmi
>>721221392>He had to rely on cheese to surviveYou didn't actually beat the Apocalypse
>>721222786Walkers carry a secondary infection in their fluids that quickly spreads and annihilates the body of any living being it gets into (unless spread is halted by going chop chop). It's not the actual "come back from the dead" airborne virus everyone has, it's just a little plot device to make zombies actually dangerous. Basically, zombies deal strong poison damage, and then you die and the actual virus kicks in and you go zombie. The only issue is how inconsistent the writing is with it.
>>721190602Shoot bad people and make damn sure she isn't secretly talking to a pedo.
>>721253092>92KWAB
>>721234158i genuinely miss how excited i was when it'd be a walking dead night. Whole family would watch it together. Now i can barely get through a singular scene without skipping around. i just watched episode 3 of the new daryl show and i probably watched a grand total of 8 minutes out of the entire epsidoe. beyond boring.
>>721199941Wait for the army to end it in a week
>>721254824Not only it's 90, it's also a good movie, even if inferior to the original.
>>7212178411 is good. The other seasons all start good then get retarded during the last couple of episodes, especially season 3.
>>721237507>Aren't firearms like a last resort thing due lack of ammonot if you hoarded ammo
>>721254971>Let's hold up in this shelter. The Army will surely save us soon!>The Army's response:
>>721254971>government gives the army the go ahead to just kill everything in a (xxx) radiusgg
>>721220962She's bisexual regardless of player choice
>>721255531even worse
>>721255405This is from Return of The Living Dead right? Those zombies are the worst, fucking unkillable and kinda smart, the worst part is how burning them just causes toxic rain that creates enven more zombies
>>721199941two zombies at the same time, man
>>721257116yep, no one's getting out of that zombie apocalypse.
>>721190602Forcibly inseminate her with my BWC and steal all the breasmilk from our offspring
Would be cool
>>721222786I depends on what the writers want. Clementine surviving a chomp on her fucked up leg but was an asspull of epic proportions.
>>721253879CHEDDAR, BITCH
>>721253572RIP
>>721190602let her turn and get a new toy for my rape dungeon.
Cute outfit
>>721248537It used to be worse because his point system was bugged and you couldn't even get him to join you
>>721248452The gameplay threw me for a loop after being so used to the playable cutscenes style of gameplay from Telltale
you guys are all faggots, I would protect and feed her with all my abilities.but the moment she gets her first period I would be poking her cervix relentlessly
>average Clem and Anon interaction
>>721265563god i wish that was me
>>721190828ohhh he meant "that hair"
>>721190602They made her so ugly in the last seasons, the first two were peak Clem.
>>721267525>They made her so ugly in the last seasonsNah
>>721190602>>721190602>anon before I prescribe you another Vyvanse dose, let's first discuss the zombie apocalypse fantasies of yours that your parents informed me about.
>>721267525They made her too hot. She's only "ugly" in terms of ruining her comfy daughter vibe with uncomfy semen demonness.
>>721267525the artstyle change in s3 really fucked with the way the games lookedclementine herself looks alright if you give her a baths4 is less bad but the visuals of the game peaked with s2 imo, it looks like a 3d version of the comic which is the ideal
>>721224883You only hear about those who get arrested or caught. Truth is large slice of humans are sociopaths, but most are smart enough to know the crime ain't worth the price. You also have religious people who are sociopathic but genuinely believe in heaven and that they won't go there if they commit mortal sin. Atheists would be in for surprise if they got their wish and all christians turned agnostic.T. therapist swede
>>721268187I think that was the result of Telltale trying to improve their engine and settling for that look, the games from that time also had that oil style
>>721253096>>721232223>>721226343>>721219663QRD?
>>721192894>.9mm>.12 gauge
>>721269189Schizophrenic autistic ultra pedophile bong who believed himself Clementine's chosen slaughtered his entire family because his sister picked bad choices while playing TWD and upset his hyperwaifu Clementine, or something along those lines. Happened not too long ago.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosper_family_murders
>>721269189some psycho killed his entire family in the name of clementine because his sister chose to help kill larryhe's basically the stranger if he were a real person
>>721270390>>721270440Fucker was mental
>>721190602Mercy kill, I would have mercy killed her in the events of an apocalypse.
>>721270390>Prosecutors claimed this was not relevant to the shootingHOW??
>>721272778bringing harm to clementine is not allowed, the law requires they hand wave that one
>>721273790The harm is okay if it gives her a cute eyebrow scar.
https://youtu.be/fQvvKQPGyZsclem is a cute
>>721272778The guy was fucked in the head, all they need is the most simple reason to kill
>>721267525to me it's the other way around, she was kinda homely in the first 2 seasons and then blossom out later.
>>721274551Real
>>721231348>low trust societyDead by the first month>high trust SocietyMay actually survive unless they just bring everyone in
>>721276694So ghettos are destroyed first and gated communities last the longest?
>>721228359The Ranch scene is chaotic enough to give Clem some plausible deniability about her actions but I agree it probably would have been stronger to lean into the idea that Clem can be near villainous if she's desperate and driven enough. At least there's still other instances where that dark side of her can be seen in the games. Maybe it was one of those things that was meant to be bigger but was reduced due to time and budget and they made the best they could.
>>721190602Violently.
>>721275284sauce?
>>721276694So, communism.
>>721278590the thing is, s4 does lean into clementine being morally reprehensible when dealing with ableif you torture him and then let him turn, he calls her an 'evil cunt', which honestly is pretty deserved in that situation
>>721272778Did you read the rest of the article? He wanted to shoot up his old school first. The Clementine shit was just an excuse for his autistic mind to kill his family instead
>>721237507Why not use ball bearings and a slingshot when dealing with small groups of zombies, and save the guns and bullets for when you really need them?
>>721279524Yeah it's not like she's squeaky clean either, just think the moment could have been more poignat than it was for how much slow build up there is to it, the scene is still good maybe it just needed an extra punch.
>>721279405Some guy making animations on chink Youtube, nothing NSFW yet. >https://space.bilibili.com/361850274
>>721281000Literally every girl power scene ever
>>721281000God bless you
>>721199941I live in Canada -- just wait for them to freeze
>>721281350Yes but Clem gets a pass since she's cute
>>721281000shes powerful
>>721190602Why didn't Clem just plant some peashooters?
>>721200601clavicle slut
>>721281945They didn't teach gardening at her school.
>>721219407Luke would never, he's a good guy and also fucks people his age and cougars.
>>721237997>>721238257They would trauma bond
>>721191132This. Given her S2 incarnation I almost most definitely would have even grooming or molesting Clementine. Unless her rank smell or the love of God drove me away first. I legit had a dream where I had to push Clementine out of my face. She was like "It's OK let's do it" and I was like "Nah people might see." Like in no universe am I not being punished for doing this outside of one where the infected outnumber the survivors 5000:1 which is the utterly stupid figure that TWD uses. I've seen enough videos of Lee inside of Clementine to know that S2 would be my breaking point. S3 is decent I guess but I don't care about the game past S2 and Clementine is seemingly nothing but bait for AJ/straight shots past a certain point when it comes to rule34 so there's just no place for S2 chads.
>>721281543>I live in CanadaNot for long bitch lol
>>721253096Source? The wikipedia article says he made a forgery shotgun license.
>>721190602She is for the streets
As of recent, I've been obsessed with and falling in love with Black/mulatto/redbone/lightskin girls. I'm turning into a negro, bros...
She needs a cool robo leg, these battle crutches are ridiculous
>>721190602She's black, I wouldn't
>>721285016I don't think TWD takes place in a cybernetic future bro.
>>721285016you'd 100% scratch your own legs with those eventually
What if the Clem comics were good
>>721285016She just needs me to carry her while she flails her barbed crutches around. Or something more practical like a katana or a morning star.
>>721285560This and the TWAU comics are noncanon. They just are, okay?
>>721285240The gov must have a secret stash of those in one of their bases for sure
>>721243847Full natives are hot, fag.
>>721193012>I would just think of neices and cousins.So you'd get harder???
>>721284907holy shit she's fucking FLATthat's hot...
>>721285560It would be far more easy to make comics about the many time skips, like what Clem did with Christa, or how was her time as a member of the New Frontier. Keep it vague about whats choices she made and it works. Maybe a prequel about what everyone was doing before the outbreak.
>>721217841Season 1 is greatSeason 2 is ok at best loses steam at the midway pointSeason 3 is mehSeason 4 is pretty decent
>>721222503It’s always been plot. But Lee doesn’t die from the bite if you cut his arm off, he has two different models for the final episode. You also pass out more if you don’t cut it off, which is another hint.
>>721224753Yeah I liked them, I stopped a little after Negans introduction
>>721287997iirc negan in the comics has a scar on his chest, according to kirkman at some point clementine was supposed to have given him that, but he changed it to something elsei think he realized that clementine would've been around 10 for it to have fit in the timeline, and a 10 year old clementine beating negan in a fight is pretty silly
>>721290023>and a 10 year old clementine beating negan in a fight is pretty sillyDepends, does that happen off-screen?Clem's power level increases when the camera is not on her lol
>>721287997How about what the hell happened to the others from 400 Days
