Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yet, and if you can't, go out and buy one right now
>>721197321>spending $500 on a toy your kid will outgrow in a year or two
>>721197321...Because i don't want it?
>>721197503/threadPhone games became the first choice for a reason.
>paid online>no games I'm interested inThat's two
>>721197321I'm happy with my steam deck, if anything I would buy a deck 2
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2Because Doug told me that if I didn't want to spend the money on it that's what the Switch is for, so I'm just doing what he said and sticking with my Switch.
>>721197503You say video games are toys for young children, yet here you are hanging around a video game board. What's going on, big guy?
I do not care for Nintendo.
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yet,I don't like nutendo games and only game i was remotely interested turned out as weird puzzle spinoff shit when i wanted good ol proper platformer action.>and if you can't, go out and buy one right nowNo.
>"Your child will be happy with such a gift"
>>721197321I already have a deck with emulators on it
>>721197321Because all of the games I could possibly care about are on the Switch 1, which means I can emulate them on PC. The only what, two exclusives, I am not interested in.
Not enough games yet.
Still buying Switch 2 OLED edition.
>>721197770jeet sign
>>721197321I was in gamestop today with my 6 year old and everyone else in the store was 25+, and it was full. Every other place in the mall had sonic squishmallows and pokemon coffee mugs and other juvenile shit that was clearly being marketed at the 30+ crowd.
>>721197321>Mario Kart World only looks okay>DK Bananza only looks okay>Metroid Prime 4 only looks okay>Kirby Air Riders only looks okay>I already have a PC and various other consoles (that the PC can emulate anyway) that can play thousands of games that range from okay to amazingGee, why DON'T I just go blow half a grand on that bundle so I save a whopping 30 bones on the new Mario Kart!?
>>721197321Waiting for the new Fire Emblem
>>721197321I'm poor and mentally ill.
>>721197628>>721197772Not a valid reason. Steam Deck 2 isn't coming, and if all you have right now is a Deck you're due for an upgrade. Go out and buy a Switch 2.>>721197617The fact a product costs money isn't a reason not to buy it, otherwise no one would ever buy anything. Give me a better reason or go out and buy a Switch 2. >>721197675>>721197753Not a valid reason. "Nintendo" spans a huge variety of different types of games - if you don't like Nintendo, you don't like video games full stop. Go out and buy a Switch 2.>>721197784Not a valid reason. A. Because Switch 2 editions of Switch 1 games are better than emulating, and B. Because there are other exclusives coming out. Go out and buy a Switch 2.>>721197914Not a valid reason. We don't know when an OLED model is coming out, you can upgrade then. Go out and buy a Switch 2.>>721198036You can't tell how good those games are just based on how they "look". Go out and buy a Switch 2.>>721198149Valid reason
>>721197321The games all look like shit, call me when they make another f zero or a new zelda game
>>721197321It's quite expensive, and I fon't know that the hardware specs really justify replacing my original Switch. Nintendo charges too much for every facet of their experience and I would still pay for it if not for the noticeable drop off in the quality of their mainstays.
>>721197321paid online is highwayman bullshit
>721198176>conveniently ignores meme arrow #5I accept your concession, (You)-farming massreply-kun.
>>721197526Same
>>721197321I'll get one when they release a model with a usable screen. Until then, nintendo can suck my dick.
>>721197321I have one, but it's not really worth it at the moment. Two single worthwile exclusives with intenod announcing jack shit for a new 3D Mario, no new Zelda announced either, Metroid is a switch game, Pokemon runs on the switch etcAlso most Switch games ARE NOT built to allow 1080 undocked, so you have the problem of the Switch having to scale 540 or lower to 720, but WORSEHave a switch? Unless you play Zelda, that exclusive you want to replay ost likely wont look better and may run a bit better because lots of games are locked to 30I think that the only game that actually competently reaches the 120fps the 2 can output undocked is Silksong, it's this bad. Wait two years or so till there's an actual library and actual games patched to use the hardware, even Minecraft is still just the Switch port
>>721197321>You bet he will, and Dad's going to play with him when his homework is doneThere, you just fooled some normie into thinking you're one of them, and I saved you five years and half your shit in a divorce settlement.
>>721197321>Third worlder Poorfag>Already have PC and phone>I don't give a shit>Not sure if there's nintendo shop/eshop in flipland
>>721198176>using ubislop webmLmao, how fucking pathetic you tendies are now.
>>721197321My birthday is coming up and despite being in my 20s and out of the house, my parents and grandparents still like to give me money for it so I’m waiting for that
>>721198176I haven't enjoyed a Nintendo game since 2001.
>>721197321I bought one because I never grabbed a Switch before and so far it's been pretty cool
>>721197321cuz we’ll be able to emulate it in like half a year
>>721197321No gaems next question.
>>721197321>things no cashier has ever said
Maybe I would if they made any games I care to play
>>721197321Saving for an ACTUAL PC that I'll have set up by the end of this year, hopefully.
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yetI already have a PC
>>721197321$450 base, $80 for Mario Kart, and Game-Key cards all rub me the wrong way.
>>721200785uh your paid online too sir.
>>721197321Hey at least normies can't detect your inadequacy. Adults practically talk down to me and my autism is on the mild side.
>>721201272>adultsMODS
>>721198024go raise your crotch spawn normalfag
everything related to Nintendo is too expensivealso, fuck game keys
>>721197321I have a pc. if i want to play a nintendo game ill just emulate it
>>721198024Sometimes they sell gunpla for cheaper than online stores, leave me alone man.
>>721201419>everything related to Nintendo is too expensiveThe console is 450 and the games are industry standard price. What the fuck are you complaining about?
>>721197321There are no exclusives on it that I'm interested in.
>>721197321Their only upcoming game I'm interested in is Prime 4, and that's on Switch 1.
>>7211973211. worst versions of third party games2. overpriced weak hardware3. exclusive games are too casual for my taste
>>721197321Too expensive for what it is and games costs way too much. I'll just replay games I had fun with and clear up my backlog of older games.
>>7211973211) No games2) The one game it would have in Prime 4 seems to have been enshittified, making the entire generation pointlessI'll stick to PC
>>721197321its a terrible product and the games are even worse. was looking forward to metroid until the latest reveal, it looks as bad as the mario kart and dk. i dont want one at all
>>721197321There was nothing I wanted to play on the Switch, the Switch 2 is the same but with 2 extra games I don't want to play.
>>721197321Can't afford it yet, abd the manchild dtigma also applirnes to Sonyfags & xbox hoes.
>>721201460I like when a middle aged troon is perusing the plushies, I pretend to tell my kid off for looking at them because it's for babies
>>721198024It's always been like that. Collecting kitsch or anything else has always been for older people with money. Kids don't give a fuck about coffee mugs, nor do most of them have money to blow.
Everybody I know has a Switch 1Only one person I know has a Switch 2, and he's a bit of your sterotypical brand loyal fan, nothing against him. The average person who makes up the majority of the Switch 1 userbase is not buying, or interested in buying a Switch 2. I've been telling people this, and they autistically ask me for 80 peer reviewed studies to prove how I can infer that it's not selling well after all the initial consoomer launch. I live in one of the most populated upper-middle class areas of the country, and every store near me sold out for like a week, and then has had fully stocked shelves ever since.One of my buddies bought a Steam Deck like a month before the Switch 2 launched, and yes he has a Switch 1.I don't know why it's so hard for the cattle/masses to just understand basic reality without some "official" having to confirm it for them. Nintendo has an interest in giving the impression that it is mega popular for as long as possible, because that generates more hype and some extra sales.In a year this will be common knowledge and everybody will act like they said it all along, like they always do. I wouldn't be surprised if we see some sort of discount program for games or consoles to move them, kind of like the 3DS, but not that desperate.
>>721198176>upgrade>1/10th of the playable library for deckNo one buys deck for AAA games, you retard. It's a backlog buster.
>>721198036>>DK Bananza only looks okayGameplay wise it's goty. No I don't care about your shitty French RPG because RPGs are for Sonyfags (except Dragon Quest).
>>721197321My low tier handheld outperforms it and I can play PS2 and PS3 games on it for FREE.
>>721202605>Gameplay wise it's gotylmfao
>>721202641can it play bananza? if not i dont give af
> >721198176When other company (or hell, said company USED TO) provides similar service for free, then yeah, it's not worth paying the entrance feeNot even worth a (You)
>>721197321>500$for>80$ games at release>some require retarded accesories that go above 100$ consistently>no sales ever>paid online>terrible performance and graphics>trash library at launch>future titles are all from established franchises I don't care about>lumps you in with the most brainless crowd of sheep in the industryNever going to touch this garbage until it releases something I actually want and it doesn't require me to pay for shit that wouldn't exist at all if the game releases in any other system.
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yetbecause I can't think of a legitimate reason to own own
>>721197321I used to think the 'Nintendo' as a "kids console" was an unfair label from the NES-Gamecube era. Wii was a family machine. Wii U a weird little machine I can't square. Switch and Switch 2 are both console that scream arrested development to me.
>>721203716Switch and Switch 2 are best understood as Nintendo fully exiting the console race and only doing handhelds. They're handhelds, and are follow-ups to the 3DS more than the Gamecube.
>>721197321I am content with the device I already have. I don't see what purpose buying a new one because it's new would serve.
>>721197321I still have a hacked v1and there's no new game worth updating yetmight consider depending on the new metroid, but it looks like ass + """open""" world, so doubt italso MHGU runs better on emulator anyways (with working online)
>>721197321I'm a fucking pirate. I laugh at you losers, every single time.
>>721197321i have a pc and i hate nentendo
>>721197321I'm not interested in Nintendo games.
>>721197321Because I already got myself a Steam Deck
I learned my lesson after the PS4 only had Bloodborne and the PS3 only had MGS4.Have more than one exclusive.
>>721197321I don't have a job
>>721197321Can't afford it.
>>721197321Saving at the moment but I plan to get one. My OG Switch and my Steam Deck are pretty convenient for the time being.
>>721197321Which games are backwards compatible with it
>>721197321ill buy one if they release a good game. i have not owned a nintendo product since wii and there are some games i would like to play but there is nothing new that is interesting. i almost fell for MKW but held off thankfully. hopeful that they will release a zelda game that is a full departure from their previous two failures in that series.
>>721210090>previous two failures in that series>one of the best sellers Nintendo has ever seenKek?
>>721197321>no gamu>no modchips in sight
>>721209813Basically all of them
>>721197321Nintendo has yet to give me the sloppiest blowjob known to man. That's the only way I'd buy this piece of shit paperweight.
>>721197321Is there ANY good reason for getting switch 2 if you have switch1?Only thing that will convince me to get it will be when it will get OLED version and if they will make the joycons not drift in that version for a change
>>721197321I'm not trans
>>721209813A lot, but most aren't updated and unironically play worse because they're all stretched out.
>>721197321I didn't like the original Switch and the Switch 2 has even less going on than that did.
I have a PC
>>721197321Wait for more games to come out and waiting on the OLED versionWill probably go retard and buy the games physically already just to have something to play when I get it
>>721210302and thats great for them but mass appeal does not improve gameplay
>>721197321they call it the switch 2 because it has 2 games.
Not enough games ($80 btw) worth paying for a $500 console. Upcoming games keep looking worse and worse. I'll just keep my Switch 1.
>sales plummeted to near 0 after JuneIs this the cost of no games?
>>721197321I have 200 dollars in my bank account because after important things I bought a 200 dollar toy
>>721197321I have one and I love it.I already pre-ordered galaxy 1&2 and Pokémon ZAIt feels like October is never going to get here!
I refuse to buy a switch 2 until someone figures out how to add homebrew and pirated games. Until then ill enjoy my cozy pirated backlog and retroarch on switch 1
>>721213580You need to add-on kit for it.
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yetconsoles are shit
>>721197321When I bought Splatoon for my Wii U the chick at EB spent like 5 minutes trying to upsell me the amiibos saying my kid would love it. I guess I didn't give out the 30 year old lifetime NEET vibe which is a good thing. Thanks for asking.
I got one but haven't really played it much due to other hobby autism. I'll probably pick it up more with Pokemon next month.
Switch 2 has no games
>>721213980It has the best Mario Kart and Donkey Kong games ever made. What more do you need?
I have two babies to take care of and am broke so I'll probably die with the shit I own now and never buy any new stuff for me. Maybe for them later
>>721203148As long as you'll get it eventually nintendo is happyYour outrage means nothing to them
>>721197321I own a win 4, it can play literally everything. It also has a hacked landscape default display so no issues with older games. It also has built in 6 axis motion controls so you can play ps3/wii/wii u/ switch games with motion. Cheapest I saw one on ebay for the 6800u model was $680 which has 16gb of ram and a 1tb drive the the nvme size is 2280 aka fucking normal.
>>721213580you're a louse.
>mario kart flat out unfinished and the open world meme ruined it>donkey kong was whatever, neat to see destruction but Red Faction and Mercenaries did it better 2 decades ago>cripple basketball lol>20 year old games for $35 eachZA is literally the only thing going for it right now and they have been collecting dust on shelves since July
>>721210636If you play games docked you get better performance (visuals too perhaps) across the board.
>>721214948If they simply weren't charging 70 plus dollars for old games from last generation then maybe they would be selling more consoles because there would actually be something to play
>>721197321Because the Nintendo I grew up with is dead and no longer make games I’m interested in. They used to innovate, but now they just release countless overpriced ports and their new games have some cheap, poorly-utilized gimmick like empty open worlds that just drag down the entire experience.
>>721197321Cashiers that say this are female incels and have to pay to be fucked.
The price increases seem to have turned most people off of gaming for now and I don't blame them. I work retail and I haven't heard a single Xbox, PlayStation, or Switch selling in the last few weeks. I'm pretty sure we only ended up selling like one or two Nintendo switch 2s in the last month. A few months ago we were constantly selling Xboxes, PlayStations, and Switches. Now nothing.
>>721197321Anon you see the reasons why every day here
>>721215337Jesus christ monoloth brutally mogged retro on a previous gen console
>>721197321>talking to wagies
If you like Nintendo games and you're 13+ years old you are mentally ill.
Nintendo fanboys are all bug people which are part of a hive mind that only exists to consoom and please their queen. They will defend any shitty anti-consumer practices such as abusing patents to choke out competition, raising the prices of old games and consoles, restricting physical ownership and shaving off content that should be part of the base game and locking it behind paid DLC. Any opinion they hold is worthless, and it is a moral obligation to ridicule them in public.
>>721197321Fire Emblem isn't out yet
>>721202605>Donkey Cuck Soianza "gameplay'>GotyKys you retarded amerilardo
>>721197321Wouldn't this also apply to Sony and Microsoft products because video games are for children?
>>721214096imagine how much of a toddler you have to be to believe this. mario kart literally drives by itself now, theyre are the worst versions by far.
>>7212162912/10 not enough misspelled meme words
>>721197321Waiting for THE GAME (pokemon gen10)
Furukawa needs to fuck off forever. He is single-handedly destroying Nintendo’s reputation which took decades to build up.
Giving money to the company that charges $10 for 60fpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luiKV1nHB1w
>>721202605>GAMEPLAY WISElmaoits literally nothing but smash smash bing wahoo. its easily the worst donkey kong ever made, worse than even the first arcade ones.
>>721214948>ZA is literally the only thing going for it right nowThat game looks like absolute dogshit, and they had the audacity to announce $30 DLC a month before it’s even released as well as restrict access to Mega stones in said DLC and paid online. I don’t understand how anyone with even half a brain can keep buying GameFreak slop in the current decade.
>>721216670I can’t wait to see how many more ways they’ll nickle-and-dime their retarded fans.
>>721197321Z-A is the only thing Switch 2 has going on right now (also on Switch 1 and also on PC because the former). I'm not touching MKW and after the last direct, neither Bananza since it seems like they're going to dripfeed that game for an year with DLC. They're doing a pretty fucking bad job marketing Prime 4 and that's a game that'll probably be better played emulated anyway.
>>721197321It's a console literally made for children, so yeah, the cashier would say that.
>>721197321Because I don't care for consoles nowadays. They tend to sit around and collect dust.
>>721197321I dont see the value proposition yet.What is there to buy as far as games go:>MKW>BonanzaMaybe kirby air riders when it comes out? But yeah, not looking great. Especially with Nintendo's penchant to release "pro" versions of their consoles, just better off waiting a year or two and getting in on that. I'm not missing anything in the mean time.
>>721216201>Any opinion they hold is worthless, and it is a moral obligation to ridicule them in public.Got any tips to keep fulfilling my duty because holy shit does it get exhausting. No matter what you say or how you say it, it just gets met with>Poor>Eric/Macacoa>I'm still buying a Switch 2>SnoyWhether we're dealing with bots or people in the midst of a psychiatric breakdown from the mental weight of having to deal with both buyer's remorse and sunk cost fallacy, it just gets mind-numbingly boring after awhile. Also, it's kind of hard to give them shit in public when you don't know anybody in their right mind who went out it and got it so online is the only option for me.
>>721197321I'll purchase a switch 2 when Nintendo wins all it's lawsuits for patents and owns every game mechanic.Then there will be no choice.
>>721197321I'm waiting toll october 16 to buy it with pokemon, I don't want the Mario Kart one
>>721197321>Give me one legitimate reason why you don't have a Switch 2 yetthere are exactly 2 games for it I'm interested in and I've already played one on it's original hardware, and the other I played on my friend's switch 2 already.
>>721205651how's your Switch 2 emulator?
>>721197321Literally the only Nintendo games I care about are Zelda games. But I can't justify paying that much for them.I hate consoles.
>>721219117Seriously, when is Microsoft buying all game companies and indie devs so we can get everything on pc?
>>721198176>product costs moneyThe product in question was the switch 2, not the online capability. Not buying a product because what should be included as a feature of the product being a paid add-on IS a valid argument.
>>721218751Switch 2 has no games so I'm fine
>>721219814>so we can get everything on pcNot everyone is a fat loser tho
>>721197321TOTK made me lose all my faith in the Zelda team and the only reason to buy Nintendo consoles is if the Zelda is good
>>721220195what are you pirating then?
>>721220586I play character action games and I own them all. I buy the occasional game from gog.
I don't like bing bing wahoo shit
>>721197321switch 2 costs more than my monthly mortgage lol, no way I'll buy itt. 240€ monthly mortgage
>>721197321I'm a broke thrid worlder brother
>>721197321Everything is so overpriced that I'd rather save the money and just ignore nintendo altogether right now.I have plenty of games to play, I don't need more.
>>721198036if there's like half a dozen ok games, it's reason enough to buy the console, anon.
>>721197321Waiting for OLED
>>721223952>half a dozen ok games, reason enough to buy the consoleAre consolefags really THAT desperate, or do even they step away from that sort of cultist behavior?
