kill all bloodsuckers!
Trading my blood for milk pint for pint.
What the actual fuck were they thinking making Serana non-marryable?
serana doesn't look like that
>>721248783Oh no!
>>721249092OH GOD IS THAT A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE GIANT ALIEN EYES AND NO JAW BONE!?!??!AAHHHHHHH I CAN'T GOON TO THIS!!! HELP ME JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
>>721248783what's with all the recent serana threads?
>>721251112/v/ always has skyrim threads
>>721248783If Serana was a Vampire the Masquerade vampire, what clan do you think she'd be?
>>721248916I think they thought it would come off as deep and insightful or something. Except it's the only time Serana acknowledges that getting hyper-raped by a Daedric Prince is actually not a pleasant experience in any significant way, so it comes off as half-assed and tone-deaf. Some people think it's some kind of weird political thing, but I think that's greatly overestimating the abilities of Skyrim's writing staff.
>Mooom I posted it again
>>721251112>recent serana threadsShe is quite literally the popular waifu.
>>721248783>would you let me take just one sip?One glass of sip for one glass of semen inside her womb. Otherwise no deal.
>>721251193ventrue, what esle befits a queen
>>721251404tit for tat, I like it
>>721251112October soon and fall starts today
>>721249092Nothing mods can't fix!
>>721254146How many innocent gamers were thrust into porn modding rabbit hole because of her rejection?
>>721251193She'd be one of those self-hating Baali
>>721254437None of us are innocent anon, gamers take what they want, what they're owed.
>>721254437>all those years gooning to Skyrimwhat a waste to be honest.
>>721248783kill all whores
>>721248783>Reading Blood Alone>I like the artist's art>decide to look him up on gel for anything>he drew porn of the 12yo loli vampirebusted fat nuts, Misaki is top tier when it comes to lolipires
>can't marry her without mods >can't kill her without mods >can't turn her into a caged milk slave for my rapedog army without modsWhy? What the fuck is the point?
Absolutely disgusting creatures
>>721251193>Vampire LORDguess which. also she'd be antediluvian levels of power, unlike her canon complaining wet noodle self.
>>721254437interestingly enough i never used skyrim for porn. everyone there is just kinda bland and lore dumpy to get a hard on.the serana schizo reposting these threads over the FUCKING DECADES is slowly convincing me to like Serana though, even though she's as boring as a concrete slab.
>>721248783Vampires are better when they are dorks
>>721248783Can vampires get pregnant in Skyrim? Generally, they can't because they are walking dead.
>>721254542>>721254146more?
>>721258854Vivec got malepreg by molag bal so maybe
>>721258616It is known
I NEED me an evil vampire/sorceress gf, the edgier the better
>>721255965We fuck vampires here sir.
>>721248783I finally accepted my fate.I shall grow old and die alone.All around me, others shall have families, raise children, become grandparents.I shall grow grey, and die in a house by myself. Nobody shall come to my funeral, and nobody shall remember me.I won't kill myself, because it would hurt the family I have.The world has made it loud and clear. I am not wanted, i am not needed. No one would want to be with me. They do not want to see me.
>>721248832how do you know she's lactating?
>>721260450why are vampires almost always considered undead? wasn't dracula demon coded? was it nosferatu?
>>721264156There is a surefire way to make her ebentually.
>>721248783
>>721264338dracula's legend is most certainly about undeath, romanians at that time buried those they suspected to be vampires in chains so thay couldn't rise from the graveidk about nosferatu but I'm pretty sure it was made as a poor ripoff of draculain most sources in western folklore, vampires are considered a spawn of caine and agents of satan but always undead
>>721248783Vampire gf who is nice and sweet and loves you and sips your blood few times a month at night and makes you a big hearty breakfast in the morning as thanksHaha
>>721249625>part 3 never everWhy even live...
>>721251274Supposedly she was planned to have a bigger part in the second dlc so once they started wrapping up dawnguard & found out her part in the next expansion was scrapped they didn't give her more dialogue. According to a writer that seethed over it on formerly x ages ago
>>721248916She's obviously a dev's waifu.
>>721248783DIE YOU MONSTER, YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
>>721264338Pretty much every vampire-like legend depicts them as undead. Think even the asian versions are that way, theirs just lean more toward a "hungry ghosts" being than a bodily undead.Seems one of those things you find in every culture, just as dragons or some version of an Atlantis
stop fucking monsters!
>>721248783>op wants to kill this
>>721266301>stop, fucking monsters!>stop fucking, monsters!>stop fucking monsters!No.
>>721260845>He gave upCowardYou have nothing to lose, so there's no reason to give up.