We love nintendo for bringing back a plastic piece of shit!
Any tips for being less ugly?
>>721261873>>721261804Bespoke.
>>721262353>>721261804Why do guys like this always buy the ugliest, cheapest, dorkiest looking frames?
>>721261804Imagine not having joy for experiencing something now, because you never got to when it first came out
>>721262780Some men are just terminally unfashionable and put no thought or effort into their clothing or appearance. John is married and has a kid so he probably doesn't care.
>>721261804I am pretty sure nintendo made this shit after seeing the atistic movement around Virtual Boy with expensive flash cartridges and other bullshit
>>721261804This would have been much cooler if there hadn't already been a much better Virtual Boy emulator developed by unpaid hobbyists on the 3DS
>>721261873>>721262780Fuck off John is based. He looks and dresses exactly like boss from my first job and he was also a cool dude
Sad
>>721261804I mean we are talking about the same Nintendo that sold cardboard at 60
ban youtube screencap threads
>>721261804Tendies are like a cult. You will never see things like:>Xboxfags: "Microsoft brings back the Kinect and we love it!">Segafags: "Sega brings back the 32X and we love it!">Sonyfags: "Sony brings back the Pocket Station and we love it!">Atarifags: "Atari brings back the Jaguar and we love it!">Capcomfags: "Capcom brings back On-Disc DLC and we love it!">Konamifags: "Konami brings back Metal Gear Survival and we love it!"
>>721262353he looks way better with a full beard. The soul patch is terrible.
I already bought a Virtual Boy for 400€ 10 years ago. I really don't care about cheap imitations.
>>721261804>preserving a niche console with unique hardware is bad actually
>>721267331>no longer usable once your switch dies or nso dies>cheaper build qualityLmao retarded tendie
>>721266734The Virtual Boy is an actually cool piece of tech unlike all of the other well-poisoners you listed. I guess the 32X does come close. Did you know that the Virtual Boy actually doesn't have screens but just a row of pixels and oscillating mirrors create the illusion of an image?
>>721261804why are there only 3 variants of nintendo fans>fat manchild>californian basedboy>trans
>>721267647>The Virtual Boy is an actually cool piece of tech unlike all of the other well-poisoners you listed.
>>721267998Must be hard to conceive when you've lived your entire life with x86 off-the-shelf boxes. I do pity you.
>>721261804I don't think I've ever heard them criticize an old game. Every time they bring something retro they say it's amazing
>>721268101better than a literal fisher-price tablet
>>721268210>off-the-shelf ARM box vs off-the-shelf x86 boxVery special olympics for a very special boy.
>>721267647>Did you know that the Virtual Boy actually doesn't have screens but just a row of pixels and oscillating mirrors create the illusion of an image?Did you know that the new piece of shit rerelease doesn't do any of that?
>>721262780give an example of nice frames, o /fa/ king
Anyone else wish they could cover all this gaming stuff for a living? My current jobs give me suicidal thoughts, idgaf if people see me as a low test beta cuck just let me basedjack over tendie shit for a living
>>721268297It's the original console that's generating the interest. This replica plastic shell is just ersatz for poorfags that can't afford an actual Virtual Boy system.
>>721262780What's wrong with the frames? The look like Oakleys. I personally hate the thick rimmed glasses, it's like you're making glasses your personality.
>>721261804Wahoooo bong bing
>>721262916Nobody got it when it first came out lol
>>721268436not everyone can be this lucky
Can we just get a port of the Wario game except not red thank you.
>>721262916I mean you're not experiencing the Virtual Boy when you buy this. You're experiencing the games, not the system. You can't emulate the screens, the speaker placement and controller, you need an actual unit for that. You can experience the games now, today on just about any PC.
>>721261804>Fred flintstone mouthNgmi
>>721267998 It is tho. The tech was jank but ambitious as hell. Everyone loves to meme on it, but it was trying to do something no other console was attempting at the time. The red filter was awful, sure, but the hardware itself was genuinely interesting. Way better than soulless emulation boxes pretending to be retro.
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
Tendies level gaming.Also the absolute state of vr for nintendo is pathetic. Even PSVR is functionally playable.
>>721269161I'm going to rape this flat squid but what does it have to do with video games?
>>721262780For me it's Ralph Lauren titanium frames.
>>721269215VR is a gimmick and Nintendo and Microsoft were totally in the right for not jumping on that train. I own a PSVR1 because I got one used for 100€ but I certainly wouldn't pay any more than that for a VR headset. PSVR2 is a well documented disaster.https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-cuts-investment-in-vr-development-only-two-first-party-vr-games-currently-in-development-reporthttps://tech.yahoo.com/general/articles/sony-cut-psvr-2-production-183101257.html
>>721269639I said functionally playable, not good, learn to fucking read. All you console peasants aren't going to have vr for 20 years at which point it's going to be the most "new, innovative, magical thing in the world", as you play mario kart 49 with ps2 level graphics at 45 fps.
>>721261804PIGGUH SAYS WHAT LMAO
>>721269779I have a 9800X3D-4090 PC and I won't be getting a VR headset for it. I bought the PSVR1 to test VR and asked myself "would I pay 600€ or more if this had better specifications" and the answer was "No". The games just aren't particularly good and the ones that are like Resident Evil 7 and Wipeout are PSVR1 exclusive. I'm not buying a Quest 3 only for Alyx. If ERP is your thing and VRChat allows you to live out your sexual fantasies then do it, but that's not what I'm interested in.
>>721267557read the headline stupid. we love it. yes that includes you
>>721267647>The Virtual Boy is an actually cool piece of techIt's a piece of dogshit so disastrous it nearly killed Nintendo, what the fuck is this revisionism?
>>721262353>Ew, I can't believe he's wearing THOSE frames. Doesn't he know they're not in style?!Literal woman behavior. I'm guessing you are a gay.
this is a new low for tendies, being happy about a re-release of virtual boy where you have to rent the roms
>>721270086PSVR1 is on the same power level as this virtual boy.PSVR2 is like a $200 pc headset.VR headsets go up to $5000, you're just a fucking retard who's never experienced greatness.
>>721262780>>721270323Oops wrong post.
>>721269138>The red filter was awful, sureI enjoyed it. It gave an errie vibe to Wario and made Teleroboxer feel Cyberpunk.
>>721267998Nintendo adults should be euthanized
>>721270354It's the same shit with better resolution screens. Don't try to gaslight me with the same arguments you use on yourself.
>>721270308>nearly killed Nintendo in the day and age when they were selling Gameboys and Super Nintendo on the sideBarely sentient post.
>>721270641You're comparing non-immersive googlecardboard shit to standing in the world of skyrim.You're just a peasant, I bet that 9800X3D is doing great futureproofing for the "next big game" while feeding a 1060GTX
>>721270867>no dude the extra pixels totally change how the games play>brings up fucking Scatrim as an argument to buy a VR headset in 2025it's still feeding a 4090 btw
>>721271126Then I hope one day your shackles of presumption and stupidity are washed away and the luxury of absolute immersion is granted to you.
>>721261804I'm buying a Switch 2 just for Jack Bros. I've had enough of my eyesight
>>721271302If you have a vr headset just get a virtual boy emulator.
>>721271203I agree. When we have full 5 sense VR I'll cave in and buy a headset. Until then it's all just PSVR1 with incremental upgrades.
>>721270086>Resident Evil 7it's playable on pcvr and straight up superior cuz you also get motion controls.>Alyxhonestly it's a pretty shit game. it's painfully slow paced and combat is braindead easy. all it has going for it are fantastic visuals
That got me thinkingWhat's a good PCVR virtual boy emulatorI got a Pico 4 and it'd be nice to put it to use, not just for latina and JAV VR porn
>>721271302The emulator on n3DS is unironically a better way to play Virtual Boy games than an actual Virtual Boy. This comes from someone who had a Virtual Boy at release (still have it, though it currently isn't working).
>>721262780guy is an ugly motherfucker but literally what's wrong with the frames
>>721271439Don't buy sonyslop in the first place psvr is trash compared to pc vr, but until you're willing to dump $1500+ it's not even really worth it.
I think it's a fun thing to bring back Virtual Boy.I wouldn't pay a single dollar for it but it's a fun option to have.
>>721271841There's not enough games to warrant a $1500 investment, especially when most of said games can be played on the 100€ PSVR and I can spend the 1400€ on something else (I paid 1300€ for the 4090).
>>721269161why is the vtumor giving me a ticket to Fortnite Spinner
>>721267998
>>721272002Switch 2 has 2 games and costs $700, pc vr was worth it at 4 games.
>>721266865THE GANG
>>721272178Neither are worth it which is why I don't own a Switch 2 or a PCVR headset.
>>721261804Does it have actual upgrades that match the current times or they just literally found a bunch of PCBs from the 90s and called it a re release?
>>721271618The RE7 PC VR mod had some issues when I was debating buying a PSVR to "test the waters" so to speak. It's good to hear that it has improved but I don't think it would've affected my decision making at the time, I hadn't played any RE games to begin with.
>>721272603It's literally a plastic shell and you slide your Switch 1 or 2 into it. You don't even get the controller.
>>721272806well...At least it's a step up from the literal cardboard boxes they managed to convince the 50Ytendies to buy a few years ago.
>>721272930Oh they are making a cardboard box version of the Virtual Boy too for the VERY poor people.
>nintentoddlers unironically pretending the virtual boy isn't one of the biggest travesties in videogame history
>>721266734Stfu pcück
>>721273842experimentalism >>> stagnant and safe It's a relic from a better time.
>>721261804Fuck you im buying 1
>>721273842Financially it might have been. As an experience it was kind of cool, if not repetitive with its overwhelming red.
>>721274030>>721274262I agree that Switch 2 was a mistake. Nintendo should be innovating, not just producing stagnant and safe products
>>721270154I'm not included in we (you)Maybe when I become a better men.
>>721274407>Nintendo should be innovatingGranted they had only to lose by doing so. The Switch 1 is all but confirmed to be the best selling console of all time. Playing it safe was the right move.
how do we stop john linnemans head from getting bigger
>>721273842It was worth a rent but we said hell no to buying one. The writing was on the wall but it was a fun aside. That's the most positive thing I can say about it. It was ugly but neat. Controller is somehow worse than N64. I don't regret playing it but I would've had more fun playing something I already owned.
>>721274703Additionally it was even marketed with are now the alleged good games. It was a wet fart of what was supposed to be a tech showcase.
>>721274407Innovation is a two way street. Sometimes it´s a runaway hit (Wii, DS, Switch) and sometimes it blows up in your face (Virtual Boy, Wii U, 3DS). With the Switch the "gimmick" is a lasting one as it's more so feature. Unlike with Wii and DS late in their lifespan people aren't fed up with the console's core gimmick so it only makes sense to keep delivering a product with demand.
>>721274262>when you're such a cucked subhuman slave that you think getting your eyes raped with a migraine on top is "kind of cool"
>>721274801The only good that may come of this unnecessary interest in the system is unreleased stuff, like what happened with Star Fox 2.
>>721274703>Controller is somehow worse than N64.I don't agree with this at all. I think it's the best Nintendo controller way until the Gamecube which I would say comes to mere parity.
>>721261873Lose weight and lift weightsit really is that simpleand in terms of grooming, buzzcut and stubble are easy to maintain and you'll look better even if you have shit hair and/or beard genetics, or receding hairline.
>>721270625>Nintendo adults should be euthanizedNo, they should repent.1 Corinthians 13:11 KJVWhen I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
>>721261804haha he's such a lolcow i love lolcows guys
>>721274958I just remember it feeling very light weight and cheaply made. N64 with a rumble pak was my standard, but I tend to like heavier controllers. You may not be wrong but it's a weird preference I have.Even though Wii U procon was of high quality, I still preferred s1 procon. But I understand
>>721275269The Virtual Boy controller is actually rather heavy when fully loaded with six AA batteries. Not sure about the weight when you use an AC adapter but I always thought it beat the purpose of a pseudo-portable console. I have actually a N64 with a rumble pack here to compare it to. The d-pads is also much better than the mushy shit on the N64.
>>721262780Femoid coded postShow us your tits
>>721266734>pocket station I’d be pretty hyped for that. VMU and PocketStation were cool gadgets.
>>721274114But why???
>>721261804>DFBom dia, senhor.
>>721276480PocketStation doesn't have fans because Sony has poisoned the community well. Meanwhile in Segaland: https://www.retrorgb.com/vmupro-pre-orders-open.html
>>721261804Nintendo is unseemly .VB was an objective failure. They are trying to squeeze water from a stone.
>>721261804Remember when they uploaded a Nintendo ad?
>>721277180Flops from big players always gather much attention and cult following. This isn't exclusive to Nintendo or video games in general.
>>721261804Wario and Teleroboxer are the only apps for it who was asking for this
>>721277820Jack Bros and Red Alert are good too. Although I must confess I've played Galactic Pinball the most due to the controller having buttons that feel like actual pinball machine buttons.
