what went wrong? I thought it was the fastest selling console ever?
>>721286156Nintenbros! How do we fucking get people to buy fucking nintendo switchs??? My parents only allow me to buy 1, so someone needs to pony the fuck up and buy another!
>>721286156Its being returned in record numbers as well. The last direct was a disaster and Nintendo are realizing that they finally broke the camels back.
>>721286156nigga people ain't got fuckin money to spend that's what happening.I got a 1% annual raise last week.With fucking inflation I'm going to be making less money next year than the year before despite making a WHOPPING 20 cents an hour extra.
Fuuuuuck not Wedbush Brokers
Everyone's broke bro
>>721287969>Only making 300 billion yenOh I think it's over
>>721286156Looks like lawyers are not cheap these days lol
but /v/ told me it wasn't a flop..?
DEPLOY A FAMITSU DAYCARE THREAD NOW!!
>>721286156this is good newsit means all the rabid nintendo fans have switch2s and the npcs are unconvinced by the pathetic lineup or simply too poornintendo makes better games when they are worried their business is in trouble>>721286412if we all buy 2, we can double the total sales!>>721287416this
>>721292163Pathetic Nintendo cuck ...probably a tranny
>>721288201I'm not. I just don't want to play Nintendos shitty games
It's over for Nintendo...
>>721286156It feels like Switch 2 had a solid launch but died on the grapevine
Wow. Does Santa Claus know this?
>>721292163>it means all the rabid nintendo fans have switch2s and the npcs are unconvinced by the pathetic lineup or simply too poornintendo makes better games when they are worried their business is in troubleExactly. They have to open the gates for 3rd party support, I expected more Switch 1 to Switch 2 upgrades, and even indie devs like Factorio are waiting for a Switch 2 dev kit so he can upgrade it's game and port de DLC.
>>721287969I hate the covid era so much it's unreal..
>>721298249> nintendo makes better games when they are worried their business is in troubleThen why where the early-mid 2010s so soulless?
>>721286156That's what happens when you try to outjew EA.
>>721286156>read the article Basically analyst didn't believe switch2 can perform to the projection this year due to pricing and supplies. Investors cashed out because of the analysis. They will change the tune once Nintendo have anything to show during IR next month.
>>721290256kek, it's like one huge tranny hugbox
>>721288201Nah it started off hot, but its sucked since. I own one and I still only play switch 1 games.
>>721286156>anal-ysts>estimateYeah get back to me when Nintendo reports a lower quarterDoesn't matter to me since I don't own Nintendo stock
>>721298803To be fair the famitsu threads started off as a sony "own". The fact it became the opposite was and is still funny. Japan doesn't represent the market as a whole though. While its doing well there. Its slowed everywhere else. Pokemon will help, but post that I'm not sure.
>>721300020It does matter. They'll get jewier and jewier to make quater reports. Games won't improve and go back to normal until the money men put in charge of the company get the boot.
It was never the fastest selling console ever. That goes to GBA. You fell for the maniuplated headlines. Go into any store and you can see that there are no shortages of these things
>>721286156Konami stocks are twice as expensive than Nintendo, does it mean they are the most successful?
>>721300481Nintendo needs to shift focus into hardcore gambling.
no games
I feel like every other week people are seeing Nintendo's about to go bank love like people say that about Disney when it's been a long operating company that's older than I am and do you mean both Nintendo and Disney.
>>721300619It's just snoys and anti-nintendo grifters finding anything even slightly negative in the media about Nintendo and blowing it out of proportionLiterally anything, even unsubstantiated rumours and lies, will trigger them to shout from their soapbox
>>721286156Why didn't this goodwill transmute into revenue?
>>721300929What good will? They raised game prices, forced digital only for most of their library, are claiming ownership of summon battles, suing and scaring the fuck out of anyone they hate, they're basically the Devil in video game company form. Even EA was never this bad because you could just not buy EA games and it wouldn't affect you. Nintendo raising game prices will affect everyone, them stamping out other companies' games with patents will and so will their litigious nature.
>>721287969They need another wii u
>>721302224They've proven themselves to be a bad actor. They, Sony and MS all need to be dismantled into smaller companies.
>>721286156>Reject the core then flop on your faceHow many fucking times do these stupid hardware manufacturers need to make the same mistake before they learn the lesson.
>>721302815>Reject the coreHow?
>>721303019Anon is delusional thinking Nintendo's core fanbase is the """hardcore""" gamerNintendo still embraces their core audience that being everyone
Picture i took at my local Walmart yesterday.
>>721288201I am now, since I build a new PC last month.But you could transfer me Elon's bank accounts and I'd still not care to buy a switch
>>721303497W for nintendo actually stocking stores
>>721303195their core audience is manchildrenmost kids nowadays don't play pokemon or mario, let's be real. they play roblox or minecraftmanchildren who played pokemon 20-30 years ago and cannot let go like me are the only people left playing their games
>>721286720stores don't accept returns of open product just because the purchaser decided a month later that it wouldn't have a videogame release date announced for 2027 they were told a leaker said was gonna be there
>>721303497Nintendo thinking ahead and stocking up for the holiday shopping season
>>721303605If their parents were any good (lol lmao), they wouldn't let their children anywhere near Roblox
Part of the issue is the game cards. But at the same time, the portability of the thing was definitely a major factor in the original Switch's success. The game cards necessitated the creation of game keys, since publishers just weren't willing to put up with the costs of the cards anymore. If Nintendo didn't create keys, a lot of publishers probably would have walked.
>>721303195>>721303605I buy plenty of Nintendo first party video games and quite frankly I find some video games for my switch one play a lot better on my switch to even without the upgrade like the first fairy tale game on my switch. Also I think children is Nintendo's main Target demographic I mean Mario is a pretty kid friendly franchise.
>>721300330circle of the moon, now that's a launch title.
>>721303632Ive returned plenty of open products before, from food to clothes to small electronics. Its never been a game system, but the US usually has generally extremely lenient return policies.
>>721303019>Hyper casual shit like Mario kart is your day 1 system seller (this is barely better than trying to sell a console with animal crossing or nintendogs)>Sakurai is working on a toddler kart racer>DK is so easy even game journalists noticed it>Prime 4 is a leftover from switch 1, it looks like it was de-aged and now has a target audience of sub 10 year olds, the marketing is also so bad it seems like they actually want it to flop so they can shut retro.>Basketball game for disabled retardsThe target audience for everything is 15-20 years below the actual age of their core audience.
>>721286156Aren't consoles sold at a loss? Nintendo's profit margins were so high during the Switch because of software sales, everything being priced at $60 instead of some having a smaller price tag like handhelds did, and people not buying two systems to play the games. Switch 2 just does not have the library to really get a profit yet. They also need to consider dropping the price, because I don't know very many people who are willing to pay $70 for a game. Inflation doesn't matter if people won't buy, it's the same reason you won't get $100 games despite old games costing that much.
>>721286156Nintendie Sisters, we got cocky....
>>721304045>Aren't consoles sold at a loss? No
>>721304023>Basketball game for disabled retardsYou know there's a difference between medical and physically disabled yes?
>>721303747I'd be lying if I said the Game Key Carts weren't a major reason why I'm not buying one. If I'm spending $450 on a console, I'd like to buy some games on it so I can at least feel like I'm getting my money's worth even though I could have played the games elsewhere. But I have no interest in the third party games on Key Carts,
>>721304132>Pulling things out of my ass I am
>>721286156>*Kills your reverse engineered and obsolete Nvidia shield 2.0 on arrival with a real hand held gaming PC*>Your welcome
>>721303497And another picture i took at Walmart yesterday. Never seen so many consoles.
>>721304153Not buying one right now that is, I still might get one when some more games are out or there's a revision before the Deck 2 releases.
>>721304205Google is your friend. Or are you so stupid you think the way Microsoft or Sony operates has any bearing on what Nintendo does?
>>721304212Shelves looked like this even when they were breaking records. They are playing the long game and have holiday sales in mind, but it's still ridiculous. I don't think stores ever had this amount of Switches ever at one time even before sales.
>>721304212>>721303497 Okay you must have a pretty big Walmart wherever you live I'm guessing some sort of city because my hometown I managed to get a switch 2 day one and I seen switches in the galley of the store but I'm quite sure my local Walmart doesn't have this many switches also I try to pre-order the switch to on both Nintendo and Amazon before I managed to find a day one at Walmart but it was a number of weeks before they email me asking if I wanted one still and I already had the switch 2 day one.
>>721304319PS4 sold at a loss and it's selling for $50 cheaper than what it sold at.>B-but 15 year old consoleWe're in an age where tech has peaked and value isn't depreciating. Things are actually increasing in price instead of dropping like they're supposed to.
>>721286156>no bing bing wahoo game>no zing zing hyrool game>only straight line worldSwitch 2 is going to flop until they release real first party games
>>721304624>are you so stupid you think the way Microsoft or Sony operates has any bearing on what Nintendo does?
>>721304423>They are playing the long game and have holiday sales in mindI think that might have the opposite effect because when people see a shelf full of consoles like that, it makes them seem undesirable. Like there's something wrong with it. If they had 1 box there but like 50 boxes in the back that they grab whenever someone checks out they'd sell a lot more consoles.
>>721304684Bonanza and Mario Kart will doesn't count to you?
>>721286156Cancer dying is a good thing
>>721304708You're right anon, the tech Nintendo is using is magically cheaper for them to manufacture because they are Nintendo.
>>721304761I agree to an extent anon, but Furukawa has articles saying they were gonna make so many of these that anyone who wants one will be able to get one before this thing released. He has a different mind from Iwata who was infamous for artificial scarcity, but he played around too much during the Wii era. It was still hard to find one 2 years after the thing released, and it would've sold more if it was easier to find.
>>721303195No, I'm saying that the people who buy your console day 1 and then build hype and advertise it to normies are the hardcore gamer. Every single hardware manufacture tries to skip that step and eats shit. The main source of income is eventually normies but you don't get to them without passing through the hardcore.
>>721303497lol this shit is never going to sell now, they are over stocked
>>721304882Stop talking to me, I already told you to use Google to correct your ignorance. It takes 5 seconds, you don't need to waste time arguing with me about this shit.
>>721304153It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. They can't just stop making the things portable since it was a major factor in its success, but that very portability is what's causing friction. Consumers don't want keys, but publishers don't want cards. In trying to please one, you alienate the other. If you alienate the publishers, the system will have less games, or at least less physical ones, and consumers will still be pissed. The only way to please everyone is to either dramatically cut the costs of the game cards, or find a way to use discs without harming the form factor of the console.
>>721305383Determining the intelligence of "the 4chan poster" is impossible because 4chan is not a single person but a large, diverse, and completely anonymous online community. The platform hosts millions of different users who vary widely in age, interests, and beliefs. The perception that all posters are "stupid" is a misconception stemming from a number of factors, including the platform's design and the nature of some of its most notorious boards.
>>721304208^ This anon gets it, >>721286156Thanks to Valve and all of the copy cat hand held gaming PC's that followed shortly after the Switch 2 was pretty much dead on arrival.If Nintendo wants to survive they're gonna have to swallow their pride and start publishing their games to PC.Technically Ayaneo and GDP were doing it before it was cool but that's another matter.
>>721298259Covid was such a clown world that people and corporations need to realize that nothing that happened the previous 4 years has no relevance to the future. Car dealerships are still eternally butthurt and seething that they can't sell every shitbox on their lot for 100k (MSRP was 35k in 2019)
>>721303497more like Wii U2 am i rite? Should've put Bono on the cover
>>721306519It's only a matter of time before Nintendo Classics get ported to PC. Furukawa and Doug Bowser don't give a fuck about Nintendo's integrity, if we get only one Wii U under them I guarantee you they'd go third party instead of tough it out like their predecessors did.
>>721301990Nintendo just decided they were going to face fuck their tendie paypigs for every last drop of blood this time around>>721302224Two Wii Us in a row would fix them right up
>>721286156>fastest selling x everthey same thing about monster hunter wilds and look how that turd ended up LMAO
>>721304208>>721306519The Switch 2 sold more units in a week than the Steam Deck sold in 5 years. NOBODY cares about your faggot handheld.
>>721307119Just one Wii U would destroy them. They have a modern business man problem.
>>721294728Nobody believes you
>Wedbushwhere have i heard that name before?
>>721307801Most people are unable to understand the concept of front-loaded sales.
>>721308480>Pachter actually gets paid for his dog shit, perpetually incorrect boomer "analysis". Crazy this guy still has a job.
>>721309205>>721308480and he works for Wedbush, the company from OP's picture
>>721306519>7th richest company in Japan>"Survive"They can outlive a failed console anon, Switch 2 is just a Wii U where is just full of 7/10 games.
you voted for this
>>721309858>full of 7/10 gamesEven that's being way too generous.Troonanza and Ubishite Kart Slop turned out to be ez retard babby horseshit of the highest order. Not even 3rd parties can save them.
>>721292163>if we all buy 2, we can double the total sales!Didn't work with the Wii U.
>>721286156>3rd party estimationsLiteral nothing burger
>>721300481Google market cap