Does /v/ like Splatoon?
I got 30 gold scales this big run
>>721313547I fucking hate Marooner's Bay.
yes (i loathe every second of ranked and my team)
Yes but mostly the Salmon Run partUm'ami is probably my favorite BR map but god were the randoms garbage this time around, got lucky with a 167
OP you've gotta talk to people if you want your thread to live
Making salmon room at rotation
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A I'm going to do just one king I'm still tired from big run
>>721320460You fucker I'm about to do that
>>721317094>Salmonids>culture>historyThey are a ravenous horde that deserves nothing but death
>Top 3%dang bros i lost my streakif only i played more than 3 total hours in Big Run
Big ups to all everyone we played big run with this weekend. That shit was crazy fun, even if it got ungodly levels of fucked as we hit HLM. And I got like 16 golds or some shit, that was awesome. Probably the most golds I've ever gotten outside of the splatlands bowl, plus like 200 or something more big shots to my count. Shame these are only once every three months.>>721321491I can't believe you motherfuckers even turned the game back on after it ended, and onto the boat of all places. How many hours did you put into it?>>721322093>check mine>also top 3%Shiiiiiiiit, and I'd been consistently maintaining a 1% streak ever since grand festival.
I'm done A I'm starting to get a headache GG's bro
>>721322563>I can't believe you motherfuckers even turned the game back on after it endedI was actually doing some x battles an hour ago
>>721322563How many big shot kills do you have so far? Also I got this many >>721313825 gold scales
>>721322757This game will be the death of you, just watch.>>721322815I think like 6400 or something.
>>721322910>6400 or something.I thought you had more>>721322910>This game will be the death of you, just watch.Nah that will most likely be the next smash game we get
>>721323127>I thought you had moreHow come?>Nah that will most likely be the next smash game we getFair enough.
>>721323290I thought I saw you mention that you had 8,000 I guess I was wrong
>>721323783Psh, not even close. Was hovering around the 5 thousands for a while and hit 6k about a month or two ago. Hadn't been playing that much since then.
>>721323994Yeah it's going to take months to get it have fun also fuck ricey for not going after your big shot kills
>>721324402>also fuck ricey for not going after your big shot kills
>>721324575fuck you I had to block him because he kept stealing them
>>721324638Oh, I thought you were being cheeky. Was he going after them? From what I saw, he wasn't too gung-ho about it. If you were blocking, I appreciate the effort. Dude probably doesn't hang around these threads no more so it's not like he's going to know that I'm trying to get as many as I can. And even with all the anons who didn't, my number went up substantially so no big deal.
>>721317094everyone in /v/ loves salmon run but every splatoon autist I've spoken to irl detest itwhat gives
>>721324917>Oh, I thought you were being cheeky. Was he going after them?yeah I couldn't get any kills with him around so when I had 9,500 kills I unblocked him he's too good I couldn't keep up
>>721325151Learning to steal kills was part of the fun
hot take: splatoon 4 should remove special charge up, and replace its functionality with several abilities with conditional additional special (like tenacity, except not entirely dogshit)that way getting 220p special will actually hurt weapons, as it can't be patched with another main of scu, and it generally reduces special output (good for the game)
>>721324998How many have you met? I'm the only person I know that's as into it as thread goers.>>721325151Well damn. It's not like anyone's obligated to leave them to me, but he's long since gotten his so he could at least do so. Or maybe he just gets his kicks from doing it. Most I know about the guy is that he's ungodly and verifiably insane at the game.
>>7213253262 people, both onboard since 1. They say they can't find anyone else good enough to play with (i cant help them lol lmao)
>>721325326>Or maybe he just gets his kicks from doing itthat's what it was the sick bastard>>721325190true it was very helpful with flyfish kills because before I got my gold badge I sucked at killing them now I can easily kill them but with big shots it was just annoying
>>721322697Didn't see the thread earlier but GGs bro. I was going for 1 king too.
>>721325486It'd be one thing if they preferred pvp, but actively disliking salmon run? It's so fucking good, they had to give it a bunch of updates in 3 for how popular it was.>>721325692I wanna call him a dick for it, but there's a part of me that has to respect having the gall to be so unrepentant despite the fact he got the goddamn gold grizz badge. Grand total of probably 20 people have that thing.
>>721325956yeah he's helped me out so much that I can't even be mad at him
>>721326373Always been a good time with him. He's like the one dude in the pool that carries literally anyone else he plays with.
>>721326893whenever we team up I just let him do all of the work while I fuck around
clique killed the pool
>>721327042>I just let him do all of the work while I fuck aroundSmart move. Dick move, but smart.
no but i really like inklings
>>721327149When I know I have good teammates I can rely on I usually experiment on ways to kill bosses and improve our chances of survival that's why I started inking the walls with the cannons during the last ten seconds of a cohock wave
loved Splatoon 1, liked Splatoon 2, thought 3 sucked dick.I was happy learning the game along with everyone during 1, but once people started hacking and getting perfect gear, shit got annoying. I wanted to get more into it for Splatoon 2 but I feel like it being stuck on Switch made it such a problem, I never had friends to play it as a team consistently, and those that did only played it casual when I really wanted ppl who wanted to get better at it. Overall I gave up and let the flame die out. Splatoon 3 felt like such shit. Drip feed content, battle pass shit, Splatfests being boring as hell (3 games where Splatfests were JUST turf wars is terrible) and the weapons were so mehI REALLY wish I loved Splatoon. I REALLY wish I couldve immersed myself completely into it because I like the inklings, I like the gameplay, but I HATE that Splatfests were just turf wars, and I HATE that I couldnt play with my friends often because they either took it too casually (so we always lost) or just wanted to do Salmon Runs. The only two highlights Octo Expansion, and playing Final Fest during Splat 2 with my bf at the time
>>721327336>that's why I started inking the walls with the cannons during the last ten seconds of a cohock waveYeah, I noticed you started doing that too. I figured I may as well start doing it once a wave's about to end if we're already well past the quota and I can get some easy wall inkage done. Better than trying to do it with a fucking rapid blaster or whatever.
>>721327743no point in killing cohocks when the wave is about to end might as well save time and ink the walls
>>721327959Yup, that's pretty much how I see it as well. One could argue it's tryharding, I just see it as being efficient.
>>721328167alright I'm gonna sleep this headache is killing me see you later bro get those big shot kills
>>721328324Pretty beat myself, between the big running and other shit I had going on. Next time try not play so much that your noggin starts hurting. See you whenever.
>>721327528>with my bf at the time
Splatoon Raiders news when??
>>721330504Wasn't in the direct, so never.
>draw one of the brown splatoon characters>it's a WIP, haven't added all the colors yet>Twitter niggers accuse you of "whitewashing" said character>They proceed to harass you and call for the genocide of Japanese people for the insultLetting browns play video games was a mistake.
>she still uses x when bluesky existsit's your fault sis
>>721331436I forget, what picture was it?
>>721331840>bluesky
freaking love woomy vagina
tfw no woomy gf
>>721313547Yes, very much so! Splatoon is a wonderful game and I have played it since the Global Test fire on Wii U.The Big Run was very fun this weekend, Ruins is definitely one of the best Big Run stages.
>>721313547Love it but the multiplayer gets me buttmad like nothing else. I really liked the singleplayer stuff so I'm excited for Raiders.
>>721327528>loved Splatoon 1, liked Splatoon 2, thought 3 sucked dick.For me its the shift away from slower, tactical gameplay. Used to strategise and plan, im sure even on a casual level we all strategically picked our inkstrikes based on the map positions, and used killer wail to flush people out of the shipping map then splat them etcEach game has reduced the number of inkable walls and increased the game speed. This reduces tactical options in the maps and the viable weaponsS3 is just straight up 100% autism simulator, and they didnt even rebalance the slow weapons around it. I can play it, im pretty fucking good at it even, but im having much less fun than ever. Feels like meta is way more important than ever, and the "skill check" is usually just aim speed / snapping rather than, say in S1 where it was so slow, positioning knowledge, range knowledge, map awareness etc.But then like you said, people using outside tools to figure out seeds for their gear is gay, we need S4 to come out before the Sw2 is hacked and it happens again.Splatoon 1 showed massive promise, I feel like 2 to a lesser extent and 3 definately squandered it and played safe, too much missed potential because they refuse to try something bigger and bolder. You mentioned splatfests only being turf war, but im thinking its nuts we only just got something like big run, and even then it doesnt go that far, eggstrawork is lame. Additionally splatfests / turf war... why can we not get those single player objects like we got in some of the later shifty stations? we got inklines, why not cannons and ramps?they added squid surge but took out all the fucking walls, then on the maps with tall buildings, they made them smaller. They didnt bring back moray towers re-worked into a good map that uses surge or rails, has hagglefish canopies to counter snipers etc... why? becuase they only ever play it safe nowthe reason: japanese playerbase.
>>721331436MEANWHILE
>>721331946Marina.
>>721335379S2 almost doubled down on S1s slower tactical focus with the brellabut thanks to the shit special balance coupled with the head devs love for duallies, that wasnt allowed.
We miss BottomFrag so much
So why do splatoon threads have people randomly calling out player names like it's a some shitty /vg/ mmo guild?
>>721313547I don't have a switch so I can't play this kinoWHEN IS NITENDO RELASING A FUCKING PC PORT, DO THEY HATE MONEY???????
>>721339590It's Splatoon thread culture.
>>721327528I think 3 is fine. To me the novelty just wore off and the drip feed content and battle pass stuff killed it. It's to much of a grind for all that bullshit.
>>721341028You already know the answer to that. You're actually missing out if you don't experience some multiplayer games as they still get new content out.>>721341630Fuck off it's not. Only the shitters that complained about individuals playing in private rooms would spend the next hour naming them all in threads. Most of the time it turned out to be people playing with guys on their friends list and not wanting the pool to join because for some reason they're both on the same announce button.
>>721342478is it okay to have sex with a teenager whos species actually makes them older than you, but they also look like a human child?
>>721335610I like you you people crop out the timestamp so you can pretend you haven't been reposting the same shit for years
Is that 3d massage game done yet?
>>721342627Inlings exist because of the combined thoughts of the last humans, some psychic LCD crystals and hungry cephalopods. They've taken on the very form that humans dreamed of and so should be considered perfection.Also fuck your slop, there's plenty of actual art to enjoy without needing to gen things.
What exactly is Spaltoon Raiders?Looks like Metal Gear Solid 5 but with Splatoon Skin.
>>721342667hey, schizo anon, have you ever considered people just saved the same picture and its not some grand conspiracy to hide the date?you dumb nigger, the post was relevant to the question being asked.Additionally: list the last 10 times it was posted. Lets see the frequency
>>721343103going to need some ink sauce with this one.
>>721343163>brings it up again unprompted>proceeds to chimp when called outdon't you have another space buns thread to be making lil bro
>>721342478I hate nintendo so much, it's not even a money problem I just don't like consoles
>>721345132If you lived your life avoiding stuff because X company owns it or Y individual is involved then you're simply going to make yourself miserable.Whatever you do daily if you do or don't buy something has such a small impact that the only person it ends up mattering to is you.Unless you're part of some bigger collective force or are rich/powerful enough to do something about it personally, just buy what would make you happy and enjoy what time you have.
>3000 hours splaboom>Have never played with 4chanAm I missing out?
Used to, yeah, I haven't touched the game in months, I would play 2 every once in a while, I have no desire to play 3
>>721345557I mean, nintendo aside the real reason is that I don't like not being able to play with keyboard and mouseBut you're right, I'm really only cucking myself in the long run
>>721346742I'm a KB/M person too but gyro is immensely better than sticks and other console shooters. It feels very natural and makes shooting much less about fighting with sensitivity or needing auto-aim.
>>721335546Former President Uncle Tom
>>721345557Buying a bad console to play a shooter with a controller would not make me happy, that's why I haven't done so. None of your rambling and rationalizing has anything to do with that.
>>721348189See, look how miserable this guy is.
pedo incel gooner game so no
>>721313547I've been playing with the octoshot recently after going for god knows how long with liter and scoped splatchargerDamn fun, you really start to think diffrently about how you approach fights after using it
>>721335379>they added squid surge but took out all the fucking wallsThis one pisses me off the mostI had multiple situations in splat1 where i inked the wall behind a cover to climb it a bit to get the drop on whoever would try to rush me downYou'd think the idea of doing that with the dodge roll off a wall would be so cool the map makers would put walls so you could do it to feel cool
>>721325232Splatoon's design can be a bit awkward because of how covering the battefield in your ink can end up helping the other team have an easy time charging their own specials up. Sure if its turf war your goal in the end is to do precisely that but because only the very end matters you can find yourself in this situation where you want to refrain from playing aggressively too early only to feed the other team easy ults for when it actually matters.The game would benefit if covering the battlefield could only ever help you but nintendo obviously want some form of catch up mechanics to be in the game.
>>721347135oh yeah the switch controls seem to be very comfortable to use, it reminds me a bit of the xbox
>>721352691Hey you can't post that
>>721354840Yes he can. So long as no one reports it he'll be fine.
>>721354840why not?
>>721313547Only the grey impact art
>>721352691sauce?
>>721355874>not instantly recognizing wamuanon?
>>721355564Pre-2020 you’d be right, but in current day you couldn’t’ve had shittier taste even if you tried