>devs add a hidden unobtainable achievement>now you can't have 100% completion
Round house kick all peakers
hunger should increase dramatically for the ones at the fire for every scout still climbing
>>721365075Happens to me with StP, I had 100% completion but then they released the pristine cut.
>>721365075why does p*** sound so fucking HOT
The fog should increase in speed for every scout at the campfire.
>>721365075That's basedFuck cheevofags
>>721365075>one of the achievments is to play against a developer in a multiplayer match>multiplayer servers are all offline now and the company doesn't exist anymore
>>721365554The only word I can think of that replaces your word is porn but that doesn't make sense with what you posted.
Random amounts of poison should be applied for the ones at the fire for every scout still climbing.
You should be able to skip the fire and continue onto the next biome
Aggroing a scout should aggro every scout
>>721365832>Aggro one scout>See every other scout instantly look at you and pull out coconuts
>>721365075>get into mesa>game decided to delete the backpack off my back, with a flare, energy drink, balloon bunch and lantern.Had to rage quit then and there
How do I get good at this game? I have made it to the first fire but quit in the next area
>>721366078>but quit in the next areaThere is your issue you spineless weakling. Stop quitting the second the going gets tough.
>>721365075>steam achievement unlocker'd your retarded achievementNothing personal.
>>721366078travel light. be picky about the kind of crap you carry. a scout canon is the most powerful tool in the game but its so god damn heavy you may as well just use it on the spot. ropes and pitons are light.move fast or the hunger will fuck you over. its not worth it to carry coconuts because they are so heavy (except maybe just the first level), so you have to manage dealing with time instead of impacting your stamina.as long as you arent fucking up royally, you wont even need to heal in this game.
>>721366617>its not worth it to carry coconuts because they are so heavyHow are you suppose to knock over other scouts without them? The frisbee has too much fall off to be reliable.
lobbies?
doko deska?
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244735871926/7656119797184069015 man lobby max2x loot
>>721366942>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244735871926/76561197971840690Game does NOT exist
>>721366078know your items and where to use them
>>721366942>>721367106full already
how do you join
>>721366221>title screen permanently calls you a cheater because having it means you SAM'd it
>>721366078It can be difficult to learn the game on your own because there is no one to revive you when you inevitably fuck up but there comes a point when everything just clicks and you start finding the game kind of relaxing. You can join one of the lobbies here. A lot of people like helping out new players. Just be mindful that the game was never intended for more than 4 players so 10+ player lobbies can get very chaotic.Some tips:>Jumping down helps prevent falling damage much better than simply walking off a ledge.>You can see if you can stand on top of a platform or not by looking at the color of the ground, but some ledges are "slippery" so be careful with that.>Don't spam lunges. They cost more stamina than simply climbing normally. Only use them when you're about to run out of stamina.>You don't need to commit to every climb. If you're not confident you can make it, go back down and see if you can find an easier path. Good observation skills are more important than any mechanical skill.>Save the good food like marshmallows for when you're really hungry. Try to keep yourself fed by eating the berries/coconuts/mushrooms you find as you climb. Some of those can be poisonous but poison is not the worst affliction since it heals on its own so they can do in a pinch. Just don't gorge yourself on poisonous mushrooms.>Cook your food at the campfire for extra energy. The same can be done with bandages, medkits and other consumables.>Don't be afraid to use your items. It's better to "waste" an item than to die because you were saving it for just the perfect moment.>Never abandon a friend in need.
>>721367275>devs vac-ban everyone with the cheevo
>>721367267Paste the lobby code into your address bar. If it just sends you to the game menu it means the lobby is full.
>>>/vg/
>>721366714>How are you suppose to knock over other scouts without them?You aren't.
>>721367701sorry meant for >>721363237
>>721367546thanks
>>721367701>groomer really really wants the threat to go to /vg/ so he can groom people on discord
>>721367815>/vg/>/v/ + /g/Truly the board where it belongs
>>721365075After millions of years of evolution, men are able to feel extreme sexual arousal over simple geometric shapes.Explain that atheists.
>>721367275>complete the game>never open it againTime for next achievement hunt.
Yep, just sipping on my monster energy while my umbrella boy shades me. That's the life.
>>721365075>>721368607WHO IS THIS ARTIST????I HAVE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS OF DISPOSABLE INCOME I'M WILLING TO PART WITH EVERY MONTH FOR MORE OF THIS!!!!!
>>721368706If what another anon said is true, local drawfag threads on /v/. I am not sure if you are able to commission them.
>>721368706The artist name is anon
>>721368696apologies to everyone i've ever pushed off in peaki had two white monsters and they created a third
>>721365075
>See a path>It's an incredibly awful path the requires almost full stamina to work as well as a ton of excess>I go for it, fall off and die>Turns out the other scouts were also following me, I learn this after their bodies go splat right beside me
>>721367701People are playing games together on the video game board!? AIEEEEEE!!!!
dobby loko?
>>721368696Now kiss
There was a thing with TF2 where you had to get like a thousand youtube views on a TF2 game play video to get an achievement or hat.
Im planning to play this with my friends since its quite cheap (89.99 pesos = 4.90 dollars), any tips for starters?
>>721365523I don't follow I had 100% completion, pristine cut, played all the new content and got 100% again.
>>721370560kill yourself
>>721370561>again.That's the key operative there, I didn't get all the achievements the second time.
range ban mexico
>>721370560Your friends will drain your supplies and otherwise burden you as you're trying to peak, leave them behind to fend for themselves at every opportunity.
>>721370560>any tips for starters?Go in completely blind, looking for tips before you even had your first experience does not but ruining it for you. Might as well look up what happens in a movie and how it ends before watching it.
>spilt water all over my keyboard, causing it to freak out and type randomly when plugged in>won't be able to go get a new one till tomorrow man this sucks i want to peak with you all
>>7213708476 people died in caldera in the honor of your lost keyboard o7
>>721370847i had that happen on mine and i just unplugged and blow-dried it. manages to work fine but i did panic.
>>721370847Play with controller.
>>721365075>friendslop
>>721370743Fair enough.
>>721366942ggs scoutsI had a lot of fun, the loot felt balanced on this player count overall, there was neither a shortage nor excess.
>>721370847>spilt water all over my keyboardNow why on earth did you do that?
>>721371038to be fair, earlier I opened a bottle while playing and it wasn't shaken or anything, but it immediately started spraying water everywhere on my setup
>>721371038i'm a clumsy fuck
>>721371019not even being in the group photo is a perfect encapsulation of that run for me
>>721370345lobby koko8 players, 1.5x items, Ascend 6 (we can lower if people want), text chat support, DX12>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244747804539/76561198012605864
>>721370671Just so I'm following: you played it once but didn't revisit it after the update thus you are no longer 100%? For some reason I read more into it than that being the case.
>>721371203How do I use the text chat and do I have do download a mod for it
>>721371383ye you either use the text chat mod in thunderstore mod site, cozychat also works too i think
>>721371250Oh no I did all of the new routes after the update dropped, I just didn't do literally everything this time around.
>>721371383Mod, this game doesn't have text chat
>>7213712031 more space, raised to Ascend 7
>>721371383https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/borealityy/PeakTextChat/>>721371475Which is crazy, because the text chat mod only has like 90 lines of code. A single dev can just put one into the game in less than a day
>>721371203>>721371603game full, good luck scouts
>>721371607fuck them mutes
>>721371438Oh right, I forget they added a lot of achievements that were pushing you see every new part, thanks for putting up with my slow ass.
>joke about MarielX appearing here a few days ago>he actually shows upAh FUCK, this is some Voldemort shit, I'm sorry you guys
>>721372184Look man, you're getting thrown into the KilnI hope you understand
Hey youDraw your scout
>>721372287It can't be helped. Just be sure to throw him in after me, I'll make sure he can't get out.
>>721371015>>721372184samefag, stop this nowNobody now who you are, nobody careStop being a fag and climb the mountain
>>721372414I'm at work, so maybe later.
>>721372184you block people in this game via their steam ID so it shouldn’t be an issue
>>721372414But I can't draw.
>>721372545>>721372761No excuses, no exceptions
>>721372414
>Dance>Hold right click>CrouchPeak...
>>721372821Give me a few hours. Hands are tied right now.
>>721372431He used to avatarfag as his MMO OC and was completely insufferable.He also requested art of said OC in drawfag threads, and then had the audacity to ask someone else to redraw it but better because the face was kind of fucked.
>>721372414i already did>>721370193
correcting lobby-chan for being full before i could join
>>721373626poor lussy is all gaping from the many scouts trying to get into lobby chan
>>721372414here you go
>>721373456Cute
>>721374021>>721374083so cute....
>>721372431Thats not me tho, i was just asking because ive seen these threads in the catalog a lot, i dont even have the game yet since i wont have a day off until thursday, but im glad i dont need to introduce myself and that up to this day i instill fear on the heart of the weak.
>>721372414I will instead post a drawing someone else did of him
>Everyone itt can draw competently Am I just mentally retarded?
>>721375007Was about to post that everybody playing is a freaking artist apparently
>>721374890sweaty scout…
>>721375187that seed was really hard for a newbie, stayed up all night
>>721365075>>721368607sex with these creatures
>>721372414not drawn by me but I love this piece that some gracious anon drew for me and will use every opportunity to show it off
>>721372414>>721375007>>721375113There's no need to beat yourself up just because we've got a lot of great artists. There are plenty of us shitters too, don't worry.
Lobby host is preparing, please wait warmly...Vanilla?Item Randomizer and/or Chaos Mode?
>>721368706But isn't it more fun when we're just some anons that climb and draw OC occasionally.
>>>/vg/Go away.
>ascent 7>make it to peak of Mesa>get disconnected out of nowherenever meant to be
>>721376706Anonymity is superior, it's true. If someone really wants to comm you then they should go through the effort of identifying your scout, recognizing you in the game, and then messaging you privately on Steam.
>>721376618Scoutmaster rampage
>>721377010restart game and rejoin
I can't use my drawing tablet anymore, not that I was good to begin with, so I did this with my mouse. He's cyan but I couldn't be bothered colouring.And I just wanna say anyone drawing scouts, regardless of quality, is based.>>721375007Nah anon there's just a lot of great artists in these threads, just give it a go anyway.
>>721377229did but 5 minutes in it disconnected me again for the same reason. Never had this happen before, so i dunno if its the server or an issue on my end
Yo, exclusive Peak emote if you watch some Peak on TwitchI assume they might even drop a big update of some kind? Maybe not, might be too risky to do a potentially unstable update during this event
>>721372414You can't force me, I ain't wasting half an hour producing visual diarrhoea that'd make Chris-Chan look like Rembrandt.
>>721377485Have You tried turning It Off And On Again?
>>721377671what's the emote?
>>721377825I'm pretty sure it's literally The Looker face that you see there
>>721378216I thought it's an emote and not a face? Strange
>>721377825I have no clue. I'm just hoping it's not something faggy Twitch related.
>>721376618i love cave story :D
>>721378301>>721378295I think it is an emote for twitch, not in-game.
>>721378385Oh, you're probably right. Damn, I got excited a little.
>>721377210I didn't really like that mod last time I tried it.>>721378359じいいいいい...steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244755520327/76561197998390536Going vanilla this time8 players. If the lobby fills fast I'll remake for 12.Ascent 6
>>721371203gg guys, thanks for the fallen to stick around til the end4 out of 8 to survive wasn't a bad number i expected a disaster, FUCK TORNADO HELL MESA
>>721378678Remade for 12steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244755930392/76561197998390536Vanilla
>>721377671>I assume they might even drop a big update of some kind?on the 26th they drop the bingbong and scout plushies, also is speculated to be the day the next biome and items drop
>>721377302 was meant for >>721372414Whoops
>>721372414Literal 5 year-old tier crayon drawing.
>>721377010i was wondering where you went, sorry anon :(
reminder to give coconuts to your hungry friends
>>721379417i thought Jelly was the micspammer...?
>>721379342very cute! love drawing your whimpy scout is such a nice character, im working on another picture with the 4 og scouts at the moment
Thank you for your drawings of your scoutsI have now made a list of those of you worth helping to the peak
>>721379342CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721379417no
>>721379704Thank you! I can't wait to see your drawing.
>>721372414We're on ascent 4 and I give you this look. wat do?
>>721365075Caring about achievements is subhuman behavior
>>721380676It's just ascent 4 how'd you end up like that, like just forage man
confess your scout sins to the spirit of judgement
Singleplayer?
>>721379417of course is a grigger
>>721381654Perfectly fun solo, but you might have a harder time with the higher ascents due to being unable to huddle for warmth.
>>721381474>Foraging in the kiln, where most cannibalism cases happen>>721381770I'd argue that high ascents, including 6/7 are easier solo since you don't wait for the group and can climb fast, aka less hunger. And the lamp is good enough to reach Caldera if you ration it.
>>721381924A single marshmallow should be enough to get you up the kiln if you eat it halfway. You did eat an egg in Caldera to top yourself up, right?
>>721382161>didn't rush ahead in Caldera>every single nest is stripped clean
>>721381924Once I use the 4 tools at my disposal, I am out of luck. If I don't know the kiln route beforehand, chances are I'd need a couple more, especially without another scout to boost and grab with.It is true you might get hungrier with more people, but the amount of rope cannons and whatnot you can take with you should more than make up for it.
>>721372414my ass ain't ever touching paint again
>>721372414i'd like to do another one soon but have a repost
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244760974764/765611980352991718 players 1.5x loot ascent 4
>>7213852695/8
>>721372414gime egg
sluttiest possible scout look?
>>7213852696/8
>>721386272cyansad eyes:3 mouthfreckleswolf earswhite and blue outfit with skirt
>>721386272Your scout.
>>721386272>Cyan>:3 face>Freckles>Wolf ears>Sailor outfit>Anime eyes
>>721385269lobby... koko.... still 6/8.......
>>721365618I at least liked when they thought ahead, and anyone who gets this achievement counts to spread it to others too. Would prefer it didn't exist in the first place though.
>disconnected at the very end due to shitty internet and storms outsideI loved peaking with you guys, I really wanted to see the ending, please don't think I ragequit
>>721387964>putting up excuses for quittingits okay anon the mountain isn't for everyone
>>721379179>Nearly full hunger players hoarding food from anons with >75%+ hunger on the Volcano>Lighting the heli flare earlyReally fucking gay, cunts
>>721379179It was fun. So close yet so far.
>>721388208heartbreaking to watch. i had to posthumously bully ppl into saving their comrades>:(
>>721388425w-what are those medics doing on the left?
>>721388208If food is offered and no one makes any request for it (even non-verbal), or they all say they're fine at the moment, it's not the food holders fault.
>>721388532you left them so far down they were out of earshot lmao
>>721388425>I didn't get to be part of the end photoCrushing
>>721388532I heard the cyan guy ask for something and he was left to starve by dudes with marshmallows
>>721388593I was offering food long before that, before even someone got cannibalized.
>>721388604Just photoshop yourself in.
is it possible to stick a straw in a scouts head and suck all the free meal out to deflate their huge heads? win win.
>>721388638>cyanThe food offer only extends to acceptable colors.
>>721388752Yes it's called cannibalism
>>721388679>>721388425>>721388604Best I can do
>>721388638Yeah I had the chance to just eat someone multiple times but I didn't, feels bad.>>721388774Yigger hands typed this post.
>>721389290Just a little bit of mischief was going on this robby i see...
I hope the devs arrest me.
>>721389290Nobody saw thatthe perfect crime
>>7213852697/8 at mesa
8 Player Chaos Lobby (Airstirkes, Tornados, etc.)1.25 x Item MultiplierAscent 3steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244766134764/76561198139217205
>>7213911894/8 waiting at the airport for chaos
>>721369208>i had two white monsters and they created a thirdWhat a raw line holy shit.
>>721392780
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244769190015/765611991835823038 players, 2x items, extra packs and marshies, extra sexual harassment
>>721394427>extra sexual harassmentnoooo im still stuck at work
>>721391189Brutal combo...https://files.catbox.moe/dcss3l.mp4
>>721385269GG boys we took golden bingbong to the top in honor of squink (RIP)
>>721394427Hey guys it's me. the thinking gamer.... I'd really like everyone to join my lobby. I'm starting to feel a little lonely. Like no one wants to play with me. Is it so wrong to eat and fondle other scouts without warning or consent? It's not my fault I was born pink, I can't help my temperament. Anyway, I'll be in the airport, waiting. Patiently. Forever...
>>721395987I'm on my way at mach 2
>>721395987Dude, didn't you get the memo? The game is dead, this was the last thread.
>>721396062The game's not dead, everyone's just in the discord nowDid you not get the memo?
>>721394427>>721395987lobby full
>>721394427filled
>>721396313They keep saying that they'll only invite me if I change my color to Cyan..... should I do it?
my friends' experience
>>721396629Being cyan is only for the roleplay channels as long as youre not red you can come indiscord.com/invite/peakgame
>>721397162They are really happy about being a ghost
>>721397979His burdens and problems are now gone. Try not to be too jealous.
>>721398274Then why is he a ghost haunting someone, he has unfinished business
>>721395279The last dive to try to survive is incredible
We PEAKed through the chaos>>721395279https://files.catbox.moe/plwyyy.mp4
>>721398930well only one of us made it
>>721398995>This is fine
>refunded the game today>didn't know about the threads because I barely check /v/ welp that's a shame
>>721398995oh shit almost forgot to post the cliphttps://files.catbox.moe/1aeh5l.mp4
>>721399080ok, so buy it again, you got the money, right?
>>721399249not for 24 hours I don't so keep the threads alive until then
I'm in a similar boat as anon above but I bought when it was on sale a few weeks ago, How often do you guys have group play sessions? Is it a once a week thing or more like a sporadic/event like splatoon 3?
>>721399348Wait a few days, the Autumn sale is soon and you can save a couple of bucks on it
>>721399378We've literally had constant threads up with a new lobby up every 3 or 4 hours on average for all of September now.It's anyone's guess as to whether interest will eventually die out or if we'll be banished to /vg/
>>721391189We made it through only because of him...https://files.catbox.moe/8mvvxy.mp4
>>721399384>6 daysoh alrightguess I'll harass anons with my shit art in the meantime because I've got nothing else to do for the rest of the week
>>721399517>We've literally had constant threads up with a new lobby up every 3 or 4 hours on average for all of September now.That's great to know I might join in one of these days but I'll let you know that I have no experience with this game other than a few videos I saw. But I like what I saw.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244774720195/76561199663603171Ascent 7 vanilla 4 player
man you guys are slow>>721395987
>>721399614People here always appreciate art.>>721400109>I have no experience with this game That's fine, but you might want to play solo or with friends a bit. People here are friendly to newcomers, but you might feel overwhelmed because we tend to play on higher difficulties or with wacky mods, and there are always some fags who'll rush ahead and abandon everyone else. At the very least don't join any lobbies like the one above that's on Ascent 7.Ascents refer to the difficulty, with each number adding on a new modifier. Ascent 4 isn't the absolute worst as a new player, but avoid anything higher until you're more familiar with the game.
>>721400984>fags who'll rush ahead and abandon everyone else.Yeah theyre called bliggers and i hope they all freeze to death
>>7214006392/4
>>721401529Give me a minute, and if you're not full already, I'll join
>>721401818Still 2/4Lets get some scouts their goat sashes, I'll be back to hosting normal 8 players after this one
>>721401095Hey don't be so rude, Mason would never... ok well squink didn't............ well, waffle doesn't do that! He might eat people or shoot blowdarts at them but he tends to stick with the pack!
>>721402339>The only bligger that doesnt fuck off and leave people to die is a cannibal war criminal
>>721402339Mason is worse, he's always looking for alternate routes, even suicidally so, and in the process leading other scouts to their deaths. Much more insidious than rushersI've seen at least like 5 games where, I see a few scouts playing following Mason as he goes off on a path away from the main group, only for him to show up again at the campfire at the end... alone
>>721402525the weak should fear the strong
WHAT THE FRIDGE YOU GUYS ARE SO HECKIN SLOW
>>721402918this is the kind of faggotry that gets you banned from lobbies
>>721365075Reminds me of when I was a kid playing Scribblenauts and one of the merits (in-game achievements) was unobtainable due to needing a score of 314 but the devs made it so you only get scores in multiples of 5
>>721403036bro i got left behind with the bing bong statue for 13 hours i earned this
>>721402679I like Mason going on his escapades, I see it as a bit of a hard mode challenge. Sadly I don't get to actually go on them, because whenever I try to follow him I inevitably get slowed down by having compassion for the slower people who are trailing behind.>>721403267>i was left behind once so i get to make it everyone else's problem in future runsAn eye for an eye...
>>721402918>>721403036>guy rushes ahead and eats all the marshmallows>not because he's hungry or was waiting so long for others at the fire, and became hungry>no, literally just to screw everyone else overffs
>>721403306>implying cyans arent the piggers
>>721403336>I like Mason going on his escapadesIn a vacuum it's fine, but him getting people (especially newbies) killed isn't. And he conveniently makes no effort to discourage them. No, he does it on purpose, because he burns through other scouts like fuel, to their demise
>>721365075>use SAM>devs BTFO
>>721403476>And he conveniently makes no effort to discourage themTo be fair, most of them don't have text chat. But you're right, I guess as a blue he does on some level relish in his actions causing the deaths of those who are unaware of their limits. People with mics should really try to rein them in, but bigger lobbies really tend to abandon people. It isn't even a conscious thing, they'll just forget about you if you stay out of their sight for more than 5 seconds.
rain killed me lmao. i went to climb a vine to get a suitcass in the big tree
>>721403306sex with *ggers
holding hands with Mad
>>721403998>they'll just forget about you if you stay out of their sight for more than 5 seconds.This actually annoys me second only to desync'd bullshit deaths.
also gg
I have had 0 spazzing issues today in 3 lobbies, did something change? 12 players lobby had 0 issues whatsoever even after some people reconnected. Chaos lobby didn't have any issues either.
I'm actually sorry that no one picked up the golden idol to get you babies the achievement by the way.
>>721404645The Peak Gods were on our side... this time.
>>721404645peak is healing...
>>721404452>>721404536that was one of the peaks of all time
>>721394427>>721404452>>721404536ggFunny moment from the game.https://files.catbox.moe/frd9wc.mp4
>>721404645there's a new rejoin mod called PeakLateJoin that professes to not have ragdolling on spawn, maybe hosts are using that
>>721404847Still can't believe you survived that
is there a chat in this game or do you guys just have it disabled
>>721404972you probably hit a bug where you can't hear people talking, most players here use vc but it can happen in large lobbies.
>>721404483It's even worse when you help everyone in the group up a ledge, but the last person takes a little longer because they're hurt, and then when you turn around literally everyone else is gone and you've got to try to catch up with the group while helping someone on the verge of death, and only having access to whatever items that they leave behind.If you want to help others you ironically need to learn how to become self sufficient.
>>721404972if you mean text chat then no, you need to use a mod to be able to chat
Wo ist das lobby Kumpel? ^^
Lobby... d-doko...
>>721405368>If you want to help others you ironically need to learn how to become self sufficient.A bitter bligger posted thisIf you simply ASK for people to come back most people will to help you up
>>721365075>>721365075>Caring about achievementsRemove yourself from the gene pool
>>721400639Got a leaver, 3/4 at mesa
>>721406384>Caring about whether other people care about achievementsKek
>>721406384>People should die because they don't enjoy games the same way I do
>>721406330>talk about having to deal with less resources because you're behind everyone else while helping someone else>bligger bligger bligger bliggerAre you retarded?>If you simply ASK for people to come back most people will to help you upI'm a mute so that doesn't apply to me most of the time, but I've seen plenty of people on mic get abandoned or scream for help before falling to their deaths because no one bothered to turn around and help them up. That's just how lobbies with more than 4 players tend to go.
lobby? lobby? you want a lobby??steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244779449423/7656119814154104412 player, dx11, 1.5x loot, random seed
>>721406761>Are you retardedNo im pink>Less resources issue solved by asking for help>B-B-B-B-But im a mutePeople have text chatIve seen plenty of people helping othersEven seen plenty of people waiting by the campfire when they see someone afkSome people are assholes but you make it seem like its most
Scout for Smash when?
hey guys! looking for a lobby where people don't kill you for no reason. thanks in advance
>>721408539If you join a lobby and see any color other than yellow, orange or red just leave.
>>721407312>Some people are assholes but you make it seem like its mostYou don't seem to understand what I'm saying at all. I'm not saying that most people are assholes because this usually isn't something that they do with ill intent. There are just only so many people you can keep track of, and if someone doesn't make enough noise then they'll be forgotten. And just because I'm talking about the frustrating parts of teamplay doesn't mean that people don't do nice things all the time. People usually try to make sure no one's forgotten, and if they actually notice someone lagging behind then they'll do their best to help. The problem is that this is a game where if you're forgotten once, then it's very easy for things to snowball.>People have text chatA lot of people have trouble paying attention to it while playing, or just aren't aware that the person who's talking in it is near them.In a lobby I played today, I heard someone say they needed healing and I said that I had a medkit. I was ignored until I shoved it into enough faces that someone said "Oh hey a medkit, I need that". Even when it isn't for my benefit, it's easy for muties to just be forgotten.Just because I'm bitching about something doesn't mean that I'm angry at everyone and I'm swearing that I'll play like an asshole now, or that I'm going to stop playing in these lobbies. I'm just airing a grievance to let off some steam, and in the hopes that it reminds someone to turn around a little bit more.
>>721408067thats actually well made, also gimme true red skin
>>721408913>The problem is that this is a game where if you're forgotten once, then it's very easy for things to snowball.Okay I was getting the idea that it was more malicious than anythingIll try extra hard in my future lobbies to look at text chat and look out for people just for you
HELL YEAH! ASCENT 7 BABY!
>>721403306Liggers. Different race.
>>721409941Happy to have helped, that's 15 new scouts now rocking their rightfully earned goat sashes, gonna take a break from 4 player ascent 7's but might do more in the future
>>721372414been years since I pulled out the tablet but here
So I've been watching some high-hour players, and they use the shift boost a lot more more than I do. I was under the impression that to do that boost was stamina inefficient to traveled distance, and that it was more for 'I gotta get up quick' moments. Is that not the case?
>>721409932>Ill try extra hard in my future lobbies to look at text chat and look out for people just for youThank you, we'll all appreciate it.
>>721409941Good run, I only joined halfway through mesa but it seemed pretty chill
>>721408067What the fuck is that blue thing
>>721410987beginning of Mesa was fucking hell due to the one guy that left, just being a retard. We barely made it out.
>>721411353Honestly if he hadn't left I don't think that we were gonna get past caldera>Dissapears for 5 seconds in tropics, somehow manages to die>Holds us up in Mesa causing us to get caught in 3 tornadoes>Fucks up scout cannon at canyon>Leaves green to die in the sun>Refuses to cooperate or communicate all run before even any of thatIf you see Sleepy Engineer in your lobby good luck lol
>>721372414it's not where I want it yet but I'm done fucking with it for tonight
>>721410552you still got it my man
>>721411779creepy fucker, would coconut on sight
>>721411779Holy fucking based. That pose is so damn fun to draw.
>could go for a cheeky wank>lobby could koko at any minuteIt's an odd form of anxiety.
>>721372184so it was said so it shall be
>>721411779Totally radical!
>>721413590You need to be able to pump one out if you die as a ghost.
>see dynamite >immediate impulse is to suicide bomb the nearest scouti just cant help it
>>721414283Keep going anon get your 72 cyans in heaven
>>721414473There is no way Cyans are pure enough to make it into heaven.
>>721372414ok fine
>>721414610Cyans tend to always help people out im not sure if them being sluts (virgin sluts) is bad enough to send them all straight to hellI guess greens would be more likely with how many manage to die early
>>721372414>>721373007As promised, here. I don't know if I'm done but I'm tired so this will do.I am the baker...
>>721414994It appears the baker is cooked.
>>721414994>POV you just "helped" pull a scout up 30 times in 1 second and now they are out of stamina
Thanks guys for coming to the first green only lobbyHopefully next time we can make it out of the airport
>>721415297kek
>>721415297Good bit, took me half a second to get it.My first reaction was "There are no greens there!" but then I remembered what greens are well know for
thread made by faggots, for faggots
>>721414610Not for lack of tryinghttps://files.catbox.moe/nkdzk1.webm>>721411779
>>721415730A silksong thread filled with porn and no videogame discussion died for this
lobby...doko...desuka...
>>721415841Lobby bros...I must sleep...
gg speedrunners
>>721415841Sorry, no lobby from me. Ask me again once the weekend hits.
>>721415172Many such cases!I'm not very good at the game so please bear with me.>>721415193Fortunately I've never had this happen to me. What I have experienced multiple times however is getting close to an edge to help a scout with no stamina and while he does get up, we somehow swap positions and I end up falling, often to the very bottom of the level.
>>721415841Will host if nobody else does after I'm done eating so 10~ min>>721416054If you were bad you wouldn't have peaked in ascent 7
>>721415841Too busy playing the release of deadeye deepfake simulacrum
>>721416149the HUH?
>>721416442the release of deadeye deepfake simulacrum (◡‿◡)
>>721416143Thanks but it was 6.
>>721416558>SpoilerI guess you are bad
>>721414801>that bulgewhat a slut
>>721416608Of course (you) notice the bulge and not the glasses
>>721416646based
>>721416646cyans can't help it
>>721416558We'll get you 7 sometime then, as for now, I'm done seasoning myself up to be eaten8 player1.5x itemsAscent 4 or 5steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244787294251/76561199663603171
>>721365075>still obtain it through third party software nothing personal lmao
Time to enter my edgy cyan arc I guess
>>721365075>Use it to find faggots that just used an unlock to get all achievements and taunt them mercilesslyPity no dev would ever be so based.
>>721379342theres fuckall to do at job so have a doodle of whats in mind, its a continuation of those two camp drawings you might have seen
whens the pantsu mod
you will climb ze mountainyou will eat ze bugsyou will coconut your friends
first time hosting20 playerssteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244789811153/76561198143578719
>>721419345>first time hosting>20 playersI can tell
>>721419514yeah i figured, changing mod
>>721416845>1 person dies in shore because of Waffle>5 people die in tropics>3 people die in mesa >Everyone left is starving and the ghosts are discussing Mein Kampf
>>721419970>and the ghosts are discussing Mein KampfListen this really is an interesting conversation we are having, I am enjoying it
>>721416845>Let Kellogs get cannibalism badge in exchange for his fleeting life>He somehow comes back and is stuck jerking his shit while I can't spectate himEvery second of this run is cursed
>finally solo'd a6Fuck yeah, another win for two balloon bunches in a bag. Almost threw twice, got a second night in the desert with no heat, and then spent balloons on the final stretch of kiln to fly past the finish line (lasted long enough to give significant fall damage when they popped). Based cureall saved me from both thankfully.
>>721421382Good job, anon Now do it again with literally no difference in gameplay since you're solo : ^)
That MESA was fuckin cursed
>>721421382Tropics wasn't that much better honestly.
any lobbies open homies?
>>721422680>Take a 2 minute break to grab a drink>Already lobby dokosteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244794102217/765611996636031718 playersAscent 4 or 5 Random seed
>>721422539Yeah that's the upside I guess. I was tempted to just run this seed down again, but I don't know if I could make it with new items.>>721422559Wasn't so bad for me other than damn scorpions refusing to get cooked by tnt while I'm starving to death
>>721422821Honestly this is the best map for A7 in the rotationAlso the guy you replied to is talking about our run which was random seed
>>721365075>Get 100% in the original Trine game>Including the get all achievements achievement>They add one for launching the remaster>Never get it out of principle >Still have the achevoo for all achevoos cause they can't take it awayWhy the fuck was Trine 3 so shit? They had a good thing going by all accounts, damn.
>>721367701>Discussion about Non Nintendo games?! Here?!I wish we'd get a quarantine board for Nintentrannies.
>>>721367701>tfw you live long enough to see this board shilling a FOTM friendslopI guess I'm just too old for /v/.
>>721423560I mean, at least the motherfuckers here are playing the game. 90% of the threads in /v/ right now are just porn or tranny shitposting, the other 10% are silksong threads where anons actually try to help each other while a select few spam porn to get it b&.There's a fucking "general" made by a local schizo discussing rape as a "game feature" for fucks sake.
>>721423560I don't think any thread or threads that get anon's to actually play video games can be bad. better then "Steam chart statistics thread number #2891".
>>721424031If he's as old as he claims then he should remember when half the threads on /v/ were just "Can't show that on a christian board" put onto images of cunny and almost no video game discussionEither way>Complaining about videogames on a videogame board
>>721424239I remember when moot actually wordfiltered 'viral' because too many faggots were getting asshurt over people talking earnestly about video games.
>>721424487Not quite that old but I remember the constant faggot cunny posting, that shit kept going until just a couple of years ago until the newest wave of jannies at which point little witch Nobeta never got another thread made about it since no more cunnyposting allowed on /v/ the random board>>7214228144/8 still
>>721424625>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244794102217/76561199663603171lobby open again?
>>721424625Giving me an out of date error
>>721424782samee
>>721424782>>721424792steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244796496504/76561199663603171Should work now
>>7214249207/8
>>7214255437/8
>>721423560>Blacked Souls tranny>calling other game FOTMDon't you have a circlejerk thread to dump BS coom arts?
>>721425813do NOT eat this pervert
>>721423560this isn't nearly as confusing as the dandy's world threads but both are better than the twitter screencap and eceleb threads
>>721425813Edible
>>721423560>gay anime poster from 2012 thinks he's an oldfagI bet your steam is filled with anime shit too
Anime website, shazbowl tourist nigger.
今日のロビーはどこですか?
>>721427476lmao cope newfag you have literally the most basic bitch contrarian opinions and every single post is literally just faggy 'bro I'm SUCH an oldfag, you newfags are so CRINGE' shit without saying a single thing it's embarassing, you're literally what people assume a retarded /v/ user is like
>>721428057That's not even me you retarded nigger.
stop responding to bait you absolute fucking retards and climb the goddamn mountain holy shit
>>721425813jiji looking mighty tasty right now...
>>721428094dont care + had sex
>>7214279027/8 at Mesa>>721424920
>>721428057Oh no I gave him a (You) I hope he doesn't put it in a high yield savings account for 30 years and become a billionaire off of it
>>721428385Jokes on you I'm a secret billionaire so I can afford to be retarded
>>721429410Yeah, me too. My wealth is so secretive that I don't even have access to it.
>>721416143>picW-what are they doing?
>>721431085doki is getting rimzuri
>>721431085Little trouble in tornado town
>>721431085They are fucking DEAD
>>721431241>lil cumshot getting double penetrated by tornadoes, before slammed against the wall like a used jizz rag
>>721431241solo ascent 7 climber btw
I am unable to complete a single run with my friends. The furthest we got was the desert and we died immediately. Why is this fucking game so hard?
>>721417479been at work so I couldn't reply to your post, but good job, anon.
>>721431576>we died immediatelyImmediately?
>>721431723yeah we tried to surf the kali yuga to get across the canyon but it kept throwing us into the cactus
>>721365075Anything is possible with a memory editor, hex editor, decompiler, and a light to medium case of autism.Why care about cheevos in the first place though?
>>721424920Somehow a run even more chaotic than the blowdart oneGgs, it's a shame Frenchie and Axe couldn't make it to the peak with us
might have been the funniest lobby to date
>>721431085Peako sexo>>721431256Emphasis on the fucking part
Every time you get a cannon you use it immediately no questions.
clip of the run last night where I almost passed out at the top of the kiln
>>721432681Maybe get some trail mix and a balloon or medkit firstSpeaking of whichsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244807719283/76561199663603171STRICTLY FOR FUN LOBBYDo not expect the run to last more than 15 minutes before we hit the peak8 players
>>721433009>Do not expect the run to last more than 15 minutes before we hit the peak????
>>7214330097/8
>>721432538i always have a great time when that cyan scout is around
>>721403476Wha- I-I don't.. I mean, sometimes I rush b-but, usually for good reason, like being too weak to help to begin with, and I never steal marshmallows or anything!and yeah, I mean, I like exploring paths, but I don't mean to have people die following me. They just see me confidently move up, and probably think I know where I'm going (which I don't, usually until it's too late).And I don't use a mike so I can't communicate any of this well enough.Damn, this made me all broken up now..
>>721433391abusive host that berates me for "trying to kill people" clearly he has never heard of dark humor
>>721366027On my ascent 7 climb the dude I was playing with completely blackscreened in the middle of the mesaAfter a host switch and a relog he came back but my backpack was goneThis was immediately after a run where I took over 100% fall damage from getting stuck in the geometry of a point I should have been able to stand in the kilnThe game is fun but it's not stable enough for the higher difficulties. At this point 90% of the reason I lose is some instability bullshit
>>721433009
>>721366078You have to know how to challenge your stamina bar and what you can stand on.You should always be lunging at the last possible second on a difficult climb. It makes a massive difference, particularly in higher ascents.Don't horde items either - if you're carrying them it should be because you're gonna use them. Be careful with weight too - there's no need to carry like 6 coconuts and a canon with you
>>721434521>You should always be lunging at the last possible second on a difficult climb. It makes a massive difference, particularly in higher ascents.If instead of lunging at the last sliver, you release the grab and immediately grab again, you get a boost up the climb, which then also lets you practically lunge again
Peace...
>>721434478lil cumshot has had enough of this big life
>>721434679I've never tried it, but doesn't the regrab eat a fuck ton of stamina? I can't imagine it's better than a lunge unless you can do it just as the slowdown starts.If we're talking about tech then jump->run is also ridiculously better than run->jump for most climbs. If your fundamentals aren't good it's not going to suddenly make you win though
>>721435215>I've never tried it, but doesn't the regrab eat a fuck ton of stamina?that's why I've said when you're basically out of stamina, because if you don't have stamina it will still let you regrab and lunge, which is effectively two lunges for 0 stamina
>>721435536The game is a janky fucking mess so I'm not at all surprised
i considered drawing peak smut, but i really wanted to play it first.is it easy to get into and is it still fun, even if you are really shit at video games?
>>721435660Yes, but we will laugh at you
>>721435660yes to all
>>721435660the funniest memories were when i was a stumbling retard, dying several times on the beach and having people laugh and save me
did the cannon lobby crash, getting the game does not exist error
>>721433009Join back for the group screenie if you wishDoki won and it wasn't even close as it turns out
>>721435660>i considered drawing peak smuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WVBT7FrgJIWe don't need your kind here.>is it easy to get into and is it still fun, even if you are really shit at video games?buy, play for 15 minutes and see. If it's not for you, refund.
>>721435660Most of the fun is social, and of fucking up in funny ways.You probably need a bare minimum competency to enjoy it, but that's like at the level of "being able to navigate a 3d environment"
>>721435660dont listen to himwe NEED the smutthe more unhinged the better
>>721434478Lil cumshot's first album cover
a winners pov
does scout penis count as an emergency piton?
>>721435660draw smut but only if its charlotte being the thread's bicycle, thanks
>>721433842>Damn, this made me all broken up now..That's what you get for not using a mic
>>721434478this actually goes so hard
>>721436143They're called "boyclits", anon
>>721433009To the 2 people in that lobby that didn't rejoin>>721436121Post your scout RIGHT NOW so I don't have to look through my clipsAn artist friend of mine spectated the whole thing and was pissing laughing the whole time so they wants to make it into a drawn group photo
What if we made out on the peak, haha...
what if we LOBBY DOKO
>>721436395Older photo cause I’m not on my PC rn.
super secret tech unlocked
>>721436154Gay and homosexual.
>>721436395heres me :) am the purple one.famously known as Doki :) dont forget my lil skirt
>>721436625What if we both made it to the campfire while everyone else is still more than 400 meters away, and it's ascent 5+ so the cold night sets in and we have to cuddle, and I suddenly push my tongue into your mouth and grab your ass, and when the other scouts finally make it up they catch me pumping your ass full of my hot cum? I think that would be really funny
>>721435709>>721435743>>721435785>>721435850>>721435950>>721435993>>721436154thanks, i'll give it a shot
>>721436395Sure
>>721436848That's oneI know you're here, Buge
>>721436395actually heres a better pic of me
>>721437045>drooling girl>draws smut.... you wanna get matepressed on the peak, right
>>721437045If I might make a suggestion>>721416143
I think Dandy's World and Peak should kiss because they're the only 2 friendslop generals on /v/ where people actually play the fucking games.
>>721437142but i'm already in the shot tho
>>721437280i second this
>>721437284I have never seen dandy's world, know what it is, or seen threads about it. Are you trying to shill us the game
>>721437392same, literally just saw a thread about it, I think one of our resident groomers has a new game to play
>>721437392>Dandy's Worldpretty sure its a roblox game, they cant shill us shit
be honest /v/, are these lobbies only for faggot ERPers and griefers or are they actually trying to beat the game?
also Jiji, your friend who joined us, they sounded super cute
>>721437556personal experience, most everyone tries to beat the gameusually on their own but they at least play the game
>>721437556I've probably played like 20+ runs from these threads, and I've not once ever seen/heard ERP stuff. A little griefing, but it is a silly game.
>>721437663I think you should kill yourself.
>>721437556nobody is griefing or erping in the game, everyone is chill and its funnyexcept some guy previously who tried to grief but he got banned>>721437663tier list of cute voices when
>>721437731hey stop telling people about my plans for this evening, i told you this in confidence
>>721437556People actually try to beat the game, and I haven't seen any ERP. There's a bit of trolling sometimes, but it's all in good fun.
>>721437801>tier list of cute voices whenvery soon
>>721437556Worst I've seen is some homoerotic jokes, and that's done in jest. The game itself is pretty difficult and works on a timer so there's no time to sit around and be gay. The game does a really good job of keeping you on the move or else you wont be able to climb anymore and basically softlock yourself. The arguably more gay
>>721437663"Aww thank you :)"Spoiler is what we've got going so farIf any scouts want any particular pose or item held, as long as it's not lewd or complicated, reply to the post along with your scout and I'll forward it
>>721437556All the lobbies I’ve been in are just 8-20 people climb the peak and the general chaos that follows. Goofy lobbies still end with getting to the top or everyone dying.
>>721437978honestly, despite all of this, I still manage to make it pretty gay
The fuck is this FOTD shit and why does it have 455 replies
>>721437731My friend agrees with this anon
>>721438103>"Aww thank you :)"<3This looks like its gunna be amazing, cant wait to see it
>>721438149>FOTDFlavour of the.. what?
i have a strong desire to climb the mountain
HEYSTOP playing VIDEO GAMESI've had ENOUGH of your STUPID VIDEO GAMESAren't you a little OoOoOld to be playing VIDEO GAMES
>>721438202oh boy i have an audience!!!
>>721437731basedfuck groomersfuck coomersfuck cheap titillations
>>721438396your parents were coomers or else you wouldn't be here
>>721438267Decade
>>721437556the only person that really griefs in the lobbies is a blue scout named waffle
>>721438396fuck choomers
>>721438505>Only waffle>Not all bliggersThis post was made by Squink or Mason I can fucking smell it
>>721437556if you genuinely think a bunch of dudes are going to erp on voice in a voice only game makes you look fucking retarded and out of touch with reality
>>721437045i felt really good there after reaching that campfire and then the wall of fog cleared...
>>721431723Well, we made a bit into the desert but then the sun fucked us up and I might have also fallen for a certain trap that sucked me in like a fucking idiot, which then snowballed into me not having stamina to climb.
>>721438505i do not grief i engage in a healthy amount of mischief
>>721438454I wish video game quality standards were so high that being a decade long hit is mocked.A world where like, if you want to get lauded as a great game, you would need to reach a "century old classic" status or something
>>721437556>everybody says noThey exist but most people, like 95%, are just here to climb. But sometimes it feels like those very few people are only joining the lobbies you join...
>can't play till after tomorrow god i want to climb so badly
>>721438616You would be horribly surprised at what /v/ anons are willing to do in party games.
>>721438654Tips for Mesa before the thread gets fucking obliterated:>Prep as much food as possible from Tropics. Aim for high quality food items like Scout Cookies, Purple Kingberries, Berrynanas (avoid Pink ones). Stock up on reserve stam with Honeycombs (2 uncooked combs = full reserve).>Unless you are aiming for achievements, ignore the entire first section of Mesa and beeline for the Canyon. Wait until night time around the Tropics's campfire, and stick to the left side of Mesa and sprint straight to avoid most tornadoes and tumbleweeds.Since you haven't reached the 2nd part of Mesa, I'll let you figure it out yourself.
>>721439197NTA but my biggest problem with mesa is heat management. I can stay in what looks like shade to me but I still take sun damage, where as alpine is more forgiving with blizzards
>>721439467What the fuck it's usually the complete oppositeIf you get burnt and have nowhere to hide, bring your backpack up and block the sunlight from hitting your head.Mesa's Sun mechanics is extremely predictable and manageable. It's gameplay mechanics done right with proper telegraphs unlike Alpine's gay blizzards.
>>721438334now draw him peaking
ANON LOOK OUT-
>>721437392>ROBLOX PvE DBD clone with cartoon mascot characters>someone makes a "lust provoking image" thread with a picture of one of the characters>thread blows up>anons start playing the game as a result>some of them actually end up liking it and make a /v/ private server for it>end up with semi-frequent threads that almost always hit bump limitRough summary.
>>721439943*slips and looks up*
>>721417479Cute!!!
>>721440060>>someone makes a "lust provoking image" thread with a picture of one of the characters>>thread blows up>>anons start playing the game as a result>>some of them actually end up liking it and make a /v/ private server for it>>end up with semi-frequent threads that almost always hit bump limit>Rough summary.Basically /v/Peak
>>721438638welp
>>721433842That's right Mason, we HATE you! You got us KILLED and RUINED Peak for everyone! Nah I think you're fine dude, don't worry too much. I think any noobs who don't know not to follow you will learn eventually. You could stand to help out a little more if you get to the campfire hours before everyone else, but a lot of people are guilty of that problem
>>721381646i took off my golden sash because people would follow me on risky routes to their demise
>>721433842>Damn, this made me all broken up now..Don't sweat it dude, is just game.>>721440607RIP
>>721440743Mason imma be real, I talk some shit about you sometimes but I'm never annoyed at all when you join my lobbiesMaybe don't rush so much but apart from that you're all good
>>721439197wew, thanks m8I guess something we're doing poorly so far is managing the inventory. I guess some traversal items are just not worth the food slot.
>>721440607It happens. This game has a lot of trial and error to figure out. Thankfully the lobbies here are fairly helpful if you need it.
>>721441182Yeah that. You can't do shit with tools if your stamina is completely depleted by Hunger.
>>721441182The only things I really hold on to is chain guns and anti-rope for the Kiln, but even then don’t be concerned about trying to keep hold of gear. You can’t use a rope gun if you starve to death.
>>721433842Wtf I love you Mason, you got the right amount of skill, brattiness and attitude that a sherpa like you should have
>>721441182I usually only hold onto like one maybe two traversal tool. Max one launcher, and then a lighter tool like a shelf shroom or magic bean if I find them. Pitons are also really good to hold onto as an emergency 'oh shit' climb that you thought you could make since you can place them without any stamina drain. Otherwise don't pack your bag full of other shit unless you have balloonsAlso balloons reduce the weight of all your items as long as you have them in your inventory, they're best slapped into your bag and forgotten about.
>about to pass out and need to drop items>drop all my food and keep bing bong, bugel, and frisbythat was close
lobby neverits over...
>>721365075feminine fucbois deserve correction
>>721442745never say neversteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244821211736/76561198120786962-8 player lobby. join in whenever there's room-default settings-lower ascents probably. apparently we got newer players today- just use the link and join in, no mods needed
>>721440607here a quick doodle, based on recent eventshttps://files.catbox.moe/wmr1f7.png
>>721443165Damn already full alright
>>721443461I knew it, based slut artist anon
>>721443573to be honest, I'd rather have one of the peak girls sit on my face, but i thought using my defeat as inspiration would be fun too
>>721443165>we have new friends, we'll do a lower ascent>loads up ascent 7based?
>>721443821pretty based
>>721372414I saved every drawing. You anons are the best.
>>721443821based, but draw me with a huge cock whenever you do
>>721443968C U T E
