>Mr. Anon, your opening statement.
Statement.
Opening statement.
>>721384614I believe anon is the reason for spamming Stellar Blade threads with that random Asian dude
If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing!
/ss/ kinda based
Make no mistake, that janny is indisputably guilty of stealing the sum of $0 from 4chan.org incorporated. Seems he just couldn't wait for his next paycheck to arrive. I call Gookmoot to the stand to testify.
>Object/Present to a contradiction>It's not the predetermined time to object to that yet, or worse still, it's a plot hole>mfwCan't believe I ever "played" these games. Unironically looking forward to real-time lawyer simulators with AI.
>>721384614The defendant, OP, is accused of being faggot. On the day of September 21st OP was caught leaving a gay bathhouse doing up his belt. The prosecution believes this is a clear indication that OP is guilty of extreme faggotry in the 2nd degree.
>>721384678This is a black thing isn't it.
>>721385308your honor. there is no way someone... could do it- for free
Superior wife (mine)
>>721384614I may not have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary, but what I do have, is the TRU-UU-UUTH
How could you say NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
3/5 of the Fey women in her generation are now incapable of starting a family. It's up to Maya to have many healthy offspring. To revitalize the Fey family, and it's name.
>>721385961I don't have a big BUTT like my worth adversary ABIB.But what I do have is thRHRHRHRHRHRH
>>721384614See that dude over there?I think he's a cop.
Maya was tired of people talking crap about how much she ate, so asked her loving husband (me) to knock her up to give her the "I'm eating for two" excuse.
>>721385618The point is showing the contradictin between a statement and your evidence. If you know there's a contradiction but don't have a way to prove it then you have to try something else to get to a point where you can show evidence that points to a contradiction, that's literally the entire point of these games.
>>721384614I believe Edgeworth is an actual criminal and should be brought before the court for his crimes against society and the legal system.
>>721386742>Turn yourself in, Maya. It's the only way!
>>721384614Your honor, we must become better men
Your honor, I maintain my innocence. However I am recommending the death penalty for this misdemeanor. It's what's best for society and honestly, I'm just ready for the end. Electric chair, gas, lethal injection, shooting, I'm not picky, your honor.
>>721387684She killed her sister AND her mother!
What can you say about Mia Fey?What the heck can you say about Mia Fey?
>>721384614>"My client was in his full right to have sex with his sister, your honor*
>>721384757I believe Maya should have a dick and fuck me butt your honor.
>>721388170She's killed millions.....
Hey Nick, will you make me a burger?
>>721384614SHE SAID SHE WAS 12!
>>721388619>adjusts mic>clears throatSex.
>>721389125Poof you're a burger!
I would like to buy a vowel, Your Honor.
>>721389125Nooo
>>721389060>Maya>shaving???
>Your GRANDCHILDREN are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers
>>721384614MEET 'N FUCK KINGDOM, YOUR HONOR!
>>721389553Meet 'n-HUH??
>>721384614i hate niggers
>>721389402It makes it easier for my tongue to slide over it.
>>721390329That's how I can tell you're underage and a virgin. Pubes help keep the vulvas' smell and taste more potent
>>721390603Can so one make this with ntr instead of shota.
>>721384614Your honor,League of Legends.
>>721390774Maya has other reasons she needs to shave, the hairs get caught on things https://files.catbox.moe/0uzp3t.png
jesus man i just want to discuss ace attorney I don' care about your shitty ai porn
>>721391314Oh yes, there was so much ace attorney discussion going on. And none of my pictures are ai.
10 children minimum. Fey manor is a big building so it can definitely hold that many.
>>721391860maya freaking clones herself
>>721384614>It never happened>they deserve it>it should happen again
Just finished the Layton crossover game, can I get some Eve sex art or normal sfw art please, I'm having a hard time finding any because I'm only 1 of 5 people who played this game
>>721384614I'M NOT GAY
>>721392571It gave me one of my favorite Maya quotes.
>your honor, maya is a brainlet. i request a recess to bonk her.
>present one thing only to have the whole next bunch of dialogue be about something else entirely
>>721384614I have a theory.
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA?
>>721392571Layton vs Wright is one of my favourite games in both series, one reason being that Darklaw is best girl.
>>721392571
>>721390603
Capcom was too cowardly to make Nick and Maya a couple in AA6
>>721384614This is a black thing isn't it?
>>721390603gumshoe would say all that
>>721395691Maya already has a husband (me)
>>721386258>>721386661OH ShusH
>>721395636>>721396112>responded to the wrong anon
Your honor, I'm just saying, Ms. Fey has been accused of murder FOUR TIMES.She is close to the scene of the crime in numerous situations during unrelated murdersAnd the only man who cleared her of these charges is a man who lost his Attorney's badge over forged evidence?A man who is constantly seen around her? A man who also has a history of being close to crime scenes very shortly after murders take place? Who, according to an anonymous statement from a related party, was childhood friends with the chief prosecutor? We also have numerous reports of the two illegally gaining access to crime scenes while investigations are still in progress, stealing evidence from storage, and here I have video evidence of Ms. Fey committing assault in another courtroom. Need I say more, your honor?
I just love sniffing Maya's feet simple as
>>721396259
>>721384614I DIDN'T MEANT TO DOUBLE-POST IN THAT THREAD, OKAY? I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS POSTING IN THE ONE SLOW THREAD ON THE ENTIRE /v/ CATALOG!!!
If and when they make another Ace Attorney game, I hope they bring back Iris. Of course have her be the accused in a case and Phoenix has to save her. Like Morgan Fey dies in prison Iris is pinned with the blame.
>>721384614Your honor, fuck you and your shiny bald head.
>>721384614>Listen, Judge. I've been up for the past 72 hours playing Life is Strange and I'm telling you those two french bitches are bi. They aren't lesbians and the first hint was that they are french. Ain't no french girls that don't suck dick and you know it. Everyone in this room knows it. We are lucky to live in an English speaking country with English common law because the french legal system is shit. It's based on Roman law interpreted by medieval Byzantinians. The point is Judge that our class action suit is about the opinion the french government owes gamers 500 TB of official life is strange lesbian CGI porn or a refund for our wasted money. This is a flagrant anticonsumer fraud your honor. This was supposed to be Blue Is The Warmest Color the game, Judge. I rest my case.
TGAA duology mogs the original trilogy, your honor.
>>721384614>>Your honor, over the course of the coming three days I intend to present irrefutable proof to the court that my client did not in fact, shoot the deputy. >>Also let me first show you my lawyer's badge
>>721397293Second, yes, first one is a little painful to get through when you aren't in the courtroom desu.
>>721384614My client is innocent and I'm gonna prove it with this paranormal bullshit!
>>721397406What a shit badgeNow THIS is a badge
>>721397293Ace Attorney 1 is way better than both TGAA games combined.
>>721392571I loved the game but if you've played at least one game from both series it suffers a lot because they dumbed down the trials for Layton fans who hadn't played Wright and they dumbed down the puzzles for Wright fans who hadn't played Layton. I wish we could have gotten more non-canon spinoffs featuring Nick and Maya and I love the idea of a whole game revolving around a single multi-part case.Also apparently there weren't that many cartridges made and a bunch of them had a defect that made them self destruct, so I'm glad I got it when it came out and got a good one.
>>721389532underrated
Wow, 7 years... you must feel emotions.
I'm Herlock Sholmes
>>721384858it increases the mommy
>>721402716Mr. Sholmes could you please sit down
>>721384614if I showed up to watch the court proceedings and he started interviewing the parrot I’d lose my shit
>>721403686i don't think i'd lose my shit until he objected to something the parrot said
She's a 1000 year old dragon.
Speak a lil birdanese for 'em, Maya
https://youtu.be/20yKixEkDfQ?t=457
>>721398260>Also apparently there weren't that many cartridges made and a bunch of them had a defect that made them self destructThis is bullshit propaganda made up by snoyfags. The real issue with physical carts now is if you have an unused copy, you cannot get the post game due to the fact it was free DLC and nintendo ended online support for the 3DS.
>>721404993Also this>>721394027Is DLC exclusive along with Edgeworth doing his own version.
>>721404534LMAO
