itt: vidya scams you fell for
Every Pokemon game after the move to 3D.I remember when I thought Pokemon could do no wrong.
picrelated or jumpforce are my biggest losses>>721407637stfu retard
>>721407552If you somehow didn't get your money's worth out of UFO50, you should probably switch to a different hobby, video gaming isn't for you.
Faggot.
>>721407869>promise a retro style collection with new ideas and modern game design>it's even more barebones than the games we had back in the dayfuck off. everyone was praising the fuck out of it back in the day and they ended up being terrible.
>>721407992They're not barebone. Focused on doing one thing each yeah, but not barebone. And it's 50 games you expect a small team to shit out 50 games with the depth of Metroid?
>>721407992Stuff like Mini & Max, Grimstone, Vainger, Valbrace, and Cyber Owls, are not more barebones than actual 8-bit games
>>721408281valbrace is just the poor man's Fight Knight
>>721408925Valbrace is based on Crossed Swords.Fight Knight is based on Punch Out
>>721408202If you wanted to emulate old games, then emulate them properly. So yes, they should’ve all had at least that level of depth
>>721409778There's a mountain of 40 min long old action games.
>>721407869Nah, anon's right. A lot of these are either RNG dependent or just really tedious. They're taking after modern "run" based games instead of applying modern flourish to old school design.
>>721407552nier automata, hollow knight(didnt fall for silksong though and thank fuck from what ive read about it), vermintide 2, persona franchise, last epoch, e33, NMS, every single heart machine game
>>721410737bait or straight up dogshit taste.
>>721407552>fell for 200 hours of pure gaming funsad
>>721410602There's 50 fucking games in the collection, your statement might hold true for things like Party House, Bug Hunter, or Devilition, but it doesn't hold true for >>721408281
>>721407552
>>721410849not bait, games i like :PoP franchise, SOTC, Ico, last guardian, BG3, Elden ring,
i liked ufo 50. your loss, OP
>>721411015kys
>>721411015I'm actually surprised you didn't like Hyper Light Drifter
>>721410990the nigger and the creepy queer ruin this cover
>>721411015ok, so, straight up dogshit taste. got it.
I pirate everything and haven't fallen for shit.
This is the last time I fell for a shit video game, 2003. I was still a stupid child.
Excellent work making a stealth UFO 50 thread, OP. Now that we’re all here, how many games have you cherried? Have you completed your garden?
>>721411394You have fallen for the being a poor ESL third worlder meme.
>>721411330oh its the only one i liked. i hated all the other ones and demo for their new game sucks.HLD is one of my fav games... i shouldve specified
>>721411682I'm Canadian it's not even illegal here and I make 90k a year, and I'm born german polish so my blood line makes yours look like a truckstop toilet.
>>721411768>frogposterthanks for blowing yourself the fuck out.
>>721411682>>721411854the deflection is crazy
>>721411518Got it on switch and been slow-rolling it so far since I played the absolute fuck out of it last year. Not looking forward to redoing some games given my wins were only thanks to luckAlso it got an update some weeks back that changed the home menu icon and added in some new settings like one for pixel perfect layout in handheld. Remember some anon complaining about that in a previous thread
>>721407552Dos1 (backed it) and 2. Subnautica. (backed it)
>>721411854once upon a time it was all frogposters, now, just a bunch of whatever the fuck kinda tourist you are
>>721411913If you like cucknadians, then you aren't based
>>721411682>you fell for the saving money and not contributing to shitty games and business practices meme!yeah you got him good
>>721412028>WE ARE LE BASED FOR SHITPOSTING A REGURGITATED 10 YEAR OLD MEME, AM I AN OLDFAG NOW SAR
>>721412116>posting all caps to get attention
>>721407552I never understood the hype, is this just flash games for zoomers?
V-valve's never made a bad game uwuFucking dogshit, can't believe I had an ounce of hype.
>>721412165worse, it's 8-bit nostalfaggotry for hipsters, but woke
Me like game
>>721408202>And it's 50 games you expect a small team to shit out 50 games with the depth of Metroid?Yes. It's not my fault if they can't meet my deliberately impossible standards. They should just try harder to please me even though I have no intention to ever let them succeed, because making people futilely try to reach an intentionally unreachable goal makes me feel powerful and important, and I desperately need to feel that. Also, I'm hopelessly addicted to complaining for complaining's sake so if I'm deliberately impossible to please then I'm guaranteed to always have something to complain about. Plus I'm an unapologetically narcissistic, egotistical, solipsistic sociopath so I genuinely believe that the world revolves around me and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.Hello, I'm everyone on 4chan.
>>721412165it's 50 really good games that are both a throwback to old design but also way more polished and modern in their approach and fusionanyone who doesn't like UFO50 is certified GARBAGE at video games and a GARBAGE personanyone coping in a reply to this post is just double proof of the above
You'd be better off downloading a NES emulator and 20 classic games that people cream over. Really makes me appreciate retro games even more since these Starbucks hipsters cannot top 40 year old games with their "make me a game by pressing a button" tools lmao.
>>721412448>>721408202>And it's 50 games you expect a small team to shit out 50 games with the depth of Metroid?i could find 50 high quality games for free on itch io.
>>721412634>You'd be better off downloading a NES emulator and 20 classic games that people cream over.You can say that in regards to any game released in the past 20 years.
>>721412296Stop noticing
>>721407552Campanella 1,2 & 3 clogging up the lineup can fuck itself
>>721412880Camp 1 is arcade-style kino.2 is indeed dog shit tho
>>721412665But I don't want oranges, I want to complain about apples not being oranges.
>>721412296>trannies and niggers in an 8bit gamelol
>>721407552The fuck you talking about, this was great.
>>721407552Oh boy, do I have a few:>bought FOUR copies of APB at launch>only two of them were actually used>bought the founder's edition of firefall>pre-ordered red orchestra 2>bought into killing floor 2 and spent $300 on one(1) gun skin from the steam marketplace>pre-ordered the collector's edition of AION>followed through with my duke nukem forever pre-order from 1997To my defense on that last one, I knew by all accounts that it was a bad game. By that point, I wasn't purchasing a game, I was purchasing closure.Anyway, I've since learned my lesson, even if it had to be repeated to me like twelve Goddamn times.
>>721413170But it doesn't meet my impossible standards.
>>721407701it don't help that every smash clone get hype to the moon by the smash pros as the next big thing
I think its fine if blacks and transsexuals are represented in indie video games as long as there is no political motivations in the game itself and the gameplay is good.
>>721407992>muh barebonesyou missed the point entirely, and you are the cancer that has caused the current shit state of modern triple gay gayming, find another hobby or kill yourself you insufferable cunt
>>721412828If this game were made for people who were actually nostalgic for the 8 bit era, there wouldn't be niggers in it. Back then you wouldn't find a single nigger in any game outside of nigger ball shit.
>>721413301No. All characters in every game should be me. Don't you realize that this entire universe only exists to feed my gargantuan ego?
>>721413420You're trying too hard
>>721413301>>721413301>I think its fine if blacks and trannies are represented in indie video games as long as there is no political motivations in the game itself and the gameplay is good.
>>721412116when do you redditors fuck off already? or at least kill yourselves, jesus fucking christ
>>721413189based retard for falling for scams but not falling for op's bait
>>721412665Just take your time and make them individual fleshed out games
>>721413420characters don't need to be methey just need to be likeable and good looking, not insufferable criminals and predators who are hard to look at without gagging
>>721413301that'd be true, but, unfortunately this game sucks.
>>721413402or beat-em up, and they were usually the bad guys
>>721412828>>721412880the 4 of these games comprise my bottom 4 of the set, i wish they weren't included and that they instead spent that time making GODSBLOOD
>>721412235>V-valve's never made a bad game
>>7214076373D was when I started to lose interest, though my hard cut-off was the Switch games. Gen 7 was fine, though it would've been better if trainers had more than 2 Pokemon, and the islands were all a tiny bit bigger.>>721407552Can't speak for UFO 50, though it looks okay, I just have no interest in getting it because I've got two chinkhelds already and can play all the games that UFO 50 was based on.As for scams, nothing major, but I guess I've got two "maybes".1. Buying Dragon's Dogma DA from Gamestop new. This was after GS had begun to unseal games to pull giveaway shit and codes from the cases, or other shit like that, so when I bought DDDA, it didn't occur to me right away as to what was wrong, but it was a two-disc game in a one-disc case. A NEW game. They swapped the case out for a single disc case so they can reuse the two disc case for something more "important", so now my "new" game has a disc bouncing around loosely and was probably missing some documentation too. Of course GS store policy means no refunds for new games no matter what, so I was fucked. I probably could've gone back to get the case swapped out, but I was too mad and had already walked a mile, I didn't care enough to turn around.2. It's not as big of a deal, but Ratatan. I (and apparently a bunch of other people) had assumed the "buy+play the game early" poorfag tier on the Kickstarter for $60 meant the game would be $60, when it turns out the game's selling for $30 retail and the extra money was mainly just to pay for, like, 3 early access tests. I mean the game's cool, but not worth $60, especially since I rarely buy games over like $20-30. Eh, whatever.Bonus third example: Oathbreakers was cool and all, but after VR died, the dev released a couple more updates and then just disappeared. The game's still up and people still play it though, and there's no monthly fee or anything, so... eh?
>>721411682oh shit! it's a devtrannyseethermon!
>>721413402
I've never returned a game so fast. Totally pointless gameplay.
>>721407552Super Monday Night Combat skins
>>721413402tell me you never played 8bit games because you weren't alive back then without telling me that you're a retarded faggot who knows nothing about the 8bit era
I consider all f2p a scam. I fell for WoT and Warface. never again.
>>721407552I had way too much fun with Rock-on Island, so-
>>721410602>>721407992You can tell when dipshits played two games and then fucked off.
>>721412296>>721413142>>721413402>8-bit games didn't have black people!!!posers
>>721413819played all 50, nigger. the only one worth playing was the dungeon crawler one. everything else was trash.
>>721413402How the fuck do you whine about a belt scroller being 'woke' while never having played literally any Streets of Rage game? You would have to be a complete newfag.
>>721414067>ninpek was trashGet your head inspected, bozo
>>721414139technically streets of rage was 16 bit, as was street fighter 1 (mike), even though they both then later got ported to 8bit systems after the fact
>>721414170the fact he thinks mooncat and mini & max are trash says everything anyone needs to know
>>721413402no, they had niggers, but they didn't look like they blew in from fucking tumblr kek
>>721413301The issue is that half (more likely all of) the time, that just becomes the entire character, at least when it comes to being trans. Political motivations or not, it ends up overtaking the entire character, their backstory, their plot relevance, and usually ends up making them a mary sue too, just for added fun.The trans character in the game doesn't just have some hidden logbook entry buried deep in some secret area that hints they used to be a guy, no, they'll insert the fact that they felt uncomfortable in their original gender into whatever convos possible, even to the point where they say something like "As Jeff, I didn't feel right, but now that I'm Katie, I'm finally who I'm meant to be", which ironically pisses off trans people because that's "deadnaming". Also half the time when the game's tech levels can't justify it, the character will 100% just be female in appearance using a Type B body despite living in 1600s England or some shit like that.Could work if there's magic and all that shit, but if swapping genders is easy in their world, they wouldn't have a reason to bring their transition up, they ARE a woman now, not a "transwoman", but nope, they'll just babble on about how their ex was a bigot and didn't accept their new identity, so she then melted him with fireballs and everyone clapped.(Bonus: if a character's trans in a game, you're completely unable to question it or say it's dumb, even in games where you can stomp babies and burn orphanages down.)As for the race thing, my only requirement is that the races should FIT the setting.If it's medieval England, don't insert a bunch of black people into it unless the game makes it clear they're travelers from A Faraway Land. If it's set in central Africa, don't fill it with white people.Or, well, I guess the other requirement is that you don't start doing the WE WUZ KANGS shit, or making all the black characters be strong while all the white characters shit themselves in subservience.
>>721413865GI Joe: The Atlantis Factor is such an underrated game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IviUp3Me5K8
>>721413502Look, my only real complaint is that I'm not the most important person ever! All of my other complaints are just me making noise so people will pay attention to me!
>>721412456>it's 50 really good games that are both a throwback to old design but also way more polished and modern in their approach and fusionSome are more polished, and they definitely more modern. But a lot of them are also very experimental feeling so they feel less polished and complete than a normal good NES game. That said the whole package is fun, highly recommend it.
>>721407701This was actually fun during the initial release and they absolutely fumbled it with bad balance patches, removing the game for months and then relaunching it in a worse state
>>721407552I pirated it and felt like I got robbed. I don't know how anyone could play any of these games and think they are better than ninja gaiden or punch out on the NES. It's fake nostalgia slop for decrepit tasteless boomers. Fuck UFO 50 and its shills
>>721415349ninja gaiden is nigger trash
>>7214138658bit games didn't have pajeetas
>>721415349You're forgetting that even in 202X, most people don't know how emulators work.Fuck, I'll play my chinkheld at a bar and someone will sometimes show up at my shoulder and be super confused as to how I'm playing Gamecube games on a system I just pulled out of my pocket that's clearly not a Switch.Even somewhere nerdier like my local retro game store, people get confused when I'm playing PS1 games on my smaller chinkheld, the one that's about the size of a Gameboy Micro; even the nerdy-ass store owners thought chinkhelds were still in the 500-in-1 Famiclone era.
I've been looking for that big image with all the steam names of /v/ users that were totally going to be playing this game when it comes out, bro. I know at least one other sperg has it saved somewhere. My name was on that!
>>721407552Tears of the Kingdom for $70.
>>721416447squaresoft, NO!!!!
>>721416174>all the ads made it pretty clear it was a BotW expansion repackaged as a whole "new" game>still bought itHilarious, but expected. I don't know, something about the Switch broke a lot of people's brains and turned them into corporate slaves that buy Nintendo games on complete impulse.Best example: I follow a lot of starving artists on Twitter and anytime there's ever a new Nintendo game out, they start showing off screenshots of their new game, or talking about this-or-that in the game itself, and to nobody's surprise they end up struggling to pay their bills that month and have to beg for it, or they bitch about their landlord being fussy about unpaid rent or something.The Switch 2 made it a lot worse. Complete dumbasses bought the console like it was going to fix their lives and make life fun again, like it was some magic tool to make them happy, but then MKW ended up being shit and then everyone started bitching about rent or bills as if they didn't just spend $1k on a new console with one game and a couple accessories, and then they continue to be braindead NPCs and do this again for Drag x Drive, and again for a few S2 upgrades, and again for Bananza.
>>721414880I had fun playing it after the rerelease. Not even giving us a way to play online after they gave up was just insane.
>>721415931This game legitimately killed future play sessions of anything with my old online group. It was so fucking shit and we were so burned by buying it day one, we never played together again.
>>721407701he's right, pokemon fell off hardwhy so mad let me guess, you still think pokemon can do no wrong
>>721417013Brink is the game that pushed me over the edge and turned me into a hater
>>721417091>you still think pokemon can do no wrongCorrect, my consooming continues once they release a special edition switch 2.
>>721415931I see this all the time and know nothing about it. what was promised, what was delivered?
>>721415931>>721417013>friend insisted me and another friend get it>preordered it for the 360>guns felt like shit>crashed constantly>every map felt the same>had to do missions ALONE to unlock shit
>>721416857I was hoping it would at least have some real dungeons some interesting shit in the new areas.It did not.
>>721407701>modifies text file>unlocks all characters' skins and other rewardsnothing personnel, cowboy
>>721412880I agree. Same with all the shitty shoot em ups. Otherwise I love the game(s).
Onion Delivery is the best game
>>721417505I bought it because I wanted a good smash alternative on pc that I could play with my friends. You know, trying to vote with my wallet? It doesn't matter to me if you do that.
>>721415714>
>>721417297Class based shooter about two factions made by a dev team of Quake/TF modders. The main gimmick was the parkour system. At launch it ran poorly on every platform, single player was just multiplayer with bots, you could only unlock upgrades by playing alone and not with friends, the maps were claustrophobic with multiple choke points, and the parkour was essentially a glorified QTE.tl;dr:>parkour shooter>launched with no content, full of bugs, and ran like shit>they rushed to send out updates to fix shit and even made the first DLC free for a while but it was dead
Does this count as scam? It was the developer being a fucking retard more than anything
Yes, I bought the $15 founder's pack for a f2p game.Yes, I want to rip off Cliffy B's head and shit down his neck hole.
>do that boring mission again, but with DANTE!
>>721412456Mogged by Mario bros 3. You have shit taste and never liked videogames. Die
>>721410602>A lot of these are either RNG dependentliterally the only RNG-dependant game in the set is party house
>>721407552Nier Automata
>What if we gutted the traditional dungeon crawler half and dumbed down the mystery dungeon half?I'm convinced EO fans were just fucking starved for games. Not surprised the second wasn't even localized.
>>721413301>transsexuals
>>721411768>PolishSo what part of poor ESL third worlder was wrong
>>721417387Same thing happened with a lot of Pokemon fans, when gen 8 hit the Switch, people expected the game to evolve, grow into some complex, huge, sprawling game full of more love and detail than any game before it since it was the first "real" console Pokemon game since forever ago, but then SwSh news revealed the dex & move cuts instead.Then people were like "whoa, maybe the cuts are so they can upgrade the animations and make the game a lot deeper! You're just a bunch of haters, watch!" and then more gameplay gets shown and combat's still the same canned animations they've always used.And THEN the game came out and it ended up being the easiest, simplest, most baby-fied game of the franchise with some of the worst selection of new Pokemon (and no-joke like 95% of my favorites were cut), and all the D/G-max stuff was so incredibly low-effort that it even shocked the doomsayers.In the end it didn't matter at all since Pokemon's gonna Pokemon and people bought both copies and all the DLC like they had to or some bomb's gonna go off in their chests.Now we're already seeing people acting like Z-A is going to have multiple cities and a fleshed-out underground, and all the shit footage shown in the trailers are all the Switch 1 version and that the S2 version's gonna look way better.L O L
>>721417862>Mogged by Mario bros 3So is everything else. Somehow 2d platformers still haven't surpassed it. At best they equal Mario 3 or come close to equal.
>>721417661I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Avianos, Party House, Grimstone, Night Manor, Pingolf, Mini and Max or Bushido Ball are the best games.
>>721407552buying things for rumbleverse
>>721418035Avianos, Party House, Grimstone, Night Manor, Pingolf, Mini and Max and Bushido Ball suck!
>>721407552I'm not the biggest fan of Silksong but at least I feel like I got more than my money's worth.Expedition 33, however, I will never make up. I'm so mad I listened to the hype. Never fucking again.
>>721417835I think the fact that this game was literally half finished, with shit levels, (some)shit bosses, and a shit story, and yet was still pretty fun to play is a testament to how good the core DMC gameplay is and to how good Capcom was as a developer.
>>721418182when a game is shilled as an "artsy" game, it's much better to watch them played by a friend on youtube rather than play them, every time
for me it was mooncat, velgress, camp 2, grimstone, and warptank
>>721407552>floaty controls>copypasted hallways maskerading as "level design">boring unskippable dialogue every 5 minutes>shitty upgrade/currency systems>braindead parryslop combati truly believe this game was only hyped up because people gave up on silksong ever releasing
>>721418127Well, you know something, YOU SUCK!
>>721418035I didn't expect to enjoy Party House as much as I did. Grimstone was pretty sweet too. Haven't finished the others yet.
>>721418216I love playing plenty of artsy games. Sword of the Sea was a neat experience, for example, and it came out recently.Expedition 33 was, in my eyes, irredeemable garbage, for the most part.
>>721418127You know something? YOU SUCK!
I got these as a bundle.>first one was fine for a GBC game, probably would've really enjoyed it at the time>RR felt like a demo>everyone said Pirate's Curse was the best one, but it's just okay and doesn't even feel like a Shantae game>HGH brings back the dancing transformations, but bloat the list and make them redundant (also the game looks fucking ugly)>SS feels like a mobile gameOverall it's such a mediocre series where they can't even decide on an art style, music style, and gameplay style.
>>721418182I pirated E33 and just didn't like it. It looked like any other Unreal game but had admittedly nice RPG mechanics which were stained by the dodge/parry stuff. I gave up after Act 1 because I heard the game simply became all about Verso and I actually liked the party in Act 1
>>721416876>release two new characters, one being Lola of all things, like a month before the game shuts down permanently>game doesn't even live long enough for The Models Resource to rip all the charactersVery silly.I still think one major flaw of the game is that it doesn't have some kind of campaign, or at least some semi-linear solo mode.Fighting games (even platform fighters) that have an okay solo mode is pretty underrated, it gives players a chance to get familiar with characters and how to play as / defend against them so they know what each character does (to a certain extent), rather than some new player's first experience being getting stomped 0-30 and quitting.At the very least it gives non-competitive players a reason to play the game and maybe buy cosmetics or whatever so whales that suck at PVP can still help prop the game up.
>>721418243>copypasted hallways maskerading as "level design"They really went "hey, those connecting rooms in SotN were cool, let's do that for 80% of the game"
>>721418307I finished RR only, but I remember very little about it. I enjoyed it at the time, but can't remember anything specific. I even had to look up whether I played RR or Pirate's Curse.
> The grind, the game.> Manage a bunch of crybabies.> They all randomly die.> sisyphus.jpg
>>721418307>SS feels like a mobile gameIt was released for Apple Arcade first.
>>721407552Battle bit Reddead 2The witcherCyber faggot 2077
>>721418525I got my enjoyment out of battlebit but I wish there was more supportthey teased a new update recently but otherwise radio silence
>nearly every level is flat>the enemies are just reskins>the unlocks are full of reskins>you have to finish the entire game as a reskin to unlock another reskin>a bunch of weapons and all the fun looking ones are shit>magic effectiveness is all over the place
>>721407701I threw like 20 bucks at the game, and only had a Harley skin to show for it. Wasn't worth it. Great skin though.
>>721411015>>721410737Sounds more like you just have a narrow interest in games. That doesn't make other games "dogshit". You can dislike games without calling them bad, you 30 IQ retard.>>721418243"Parryslop" works pretty well as a label. For me it was Grime and Expedition 33. I got both for free and still feel like my time was wasted on them, didn't like either one.Both games have this annoying fixation on wanting the player to parry as much as possible, and that's effectively all you do the whole game. E33, it was parrying, blocking, and shooting, but you get the idea.I got so annoyed by both games that I ended up looking up playthroughs, skimming through them and finding people 90% of the way in the game just doing the same thing as I was doing at the beginning.E33 at least had the benefit of looking and sounding nice, Grime was just awful because they give you all these weapons and skills to use, but then you're just supposed to parry everything anyway; you parry to unlock things, you parry to gain skills, you parry to avoid dying.A Youtuber did a parry-only challenge run of Grime and got stuck on a couple little bits, and the dev completely patched those parts so you can beat the whole game just parrying things, and it's EASY, parrying is overpowered and reliable.
>>721413806I keep trying to perfect levels and it's just too much. It hurts having to restart the entire stage and not just the same wave.
>>721418887u can do italso upgrade yourself
>>721418307based, the first one is the actual Shantae experience. It was ambitious for a GBC game.
>>721410737>vermintide 2>hollow knightFell for these ones too.
>>721411394>>721411768>fell for it again award
>>721418415The only issue I have with this game is the "classes" are clearly specific characters yet the game wants you to treat them like generic units. They either should have done more generic art with different heads and stuff or got rid of the perma death and just had one of each character.And the RNG and grinding on the highest difficulty was just way too much.Otherwise this was one of the best turnbased rpgs I've ever played. The difficulty actually makes the strategy far more engaging than something like FF where you just mash attack and then heal when low. This game requires full use of stuns and positioning and target prioritizing. I also just love games where you have to mitigate horrible shit happening to you constantly, rather than just managing good outcomes. (I don't know why)
>>721413301>no political motivations in the game itself and the gameplay is goodThe problem is it's never like that.
>>721418690Bait.There's plenty of variety in level design and gimmick levels like the forest chase or the river ride or the wedding castle. The characters were creative, and enemies had new moves, not to mention were constantly punctuated with unique minibosses and bosses, so no they weren't "reskins." There's always new moves and shit that keeps it all fresh.Only thing I'll grant you: It is obnoxious that you have to beat the whole game with a character to unlock the next one. Doesn't make the game a ripoff though. Just tedious
Preordered Payday 3Bought Project ZomboidBought Mage Arena (refunded)Bought Peak (I got some use out of it so i'm not too mad about it)
>>721411768>german-slaveven african niggers are more worth than the Untermensch-mutt that you are
>>721417661the critical failing of onion delivery is the fact that it doesn't tell or clue you in to the fact that holding gas and brake at the same time puts you in drift mode, trying to play it without knowing that is literally impossible
>>721407552I'm going to assume nobody in this thread will be scammed on a level like this guy.
>>721412828Aw, she's cute!
>get UFO 50>everyone is like "oh shit you're playing UFO 50 my favorite game of the bunch is MOONCAT">get to Mooncat>>>Am I being rused?
>>721412235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0qZTS38cjw
>>721421159nope, you're just too retarded to understand what makes a game good, stick with your triple gay call of duty niggerfaggotry, nigger
>>721413819I played like 30 and they all sucked.Warioware is a similar style of game but Warioware is actually fun.
>>721421748nah this game is goodthe indie clone of this game atomic heart also is decent
>>721415931First and last game i pre ordered
>>721407552Never played it but heard people raving about it. Then when I looked it up it looked like shit lol
>>721418979
>>721422448balding unc lmao KEKyou couldn't beat punch out nes.
>been eyeballing UFO50 for a while>enter thread to make up my mind>immediate discussion about races and dudes chopping their dick offAt this point it's not even funny, I cope by telling myself it's (hopefully) just bots>>721415931I'd actually bought it a few months after release whilst knowing nothing about it and I had fun with itIt was definitely very janky, and had absolutely no chance of competing with the actually big names on the market at the time but it was a pleasant breath of fresh air mostly because of the two factions being distinct and that whole objectives jazz
the 50 ufo fags seething in this thread are hilarious. the shilling was always artificial as fuck.
>>721423615It's a reddit game
>>721407992Barbuta sequential autism claims another anon.
>>721407992le UFO army is here to defend this
>>721421159Nobody says mooncat is their favorite game. The consensus is party house by a mile.
>>721407892There's no need to sign your blankpost
>>721413539>it's heckin' baitarino!
>>721407552UFO 50, but actually good and faithful to the retro feeling and games.
>>721407552nah i was blown away how they could make so many good ideas for so many gamessome games are definitely shit but the amount of good ideas they come up with for some of the games makes me jealous
>>721417387You should have listened to the people playing the leaked version
>>721423615redeem the actio- UFO 50 saar
>>721413806the annoying thing about this is for optimal play you have to spend so much time farming chickenswhats even MORE shit is that your wallet is limited so you have to go build something mid farming
I bought one in 2022. GPU prices were high. There were no PS5s on the market. And you could just buy an Xbox Series X off of Amazon, with no fuss. I used it to put 250 hours into Elden Ring, and nothing else.
>>721407552>>721407992>>721408202Boghog was right, Retro games don't need to be in a fucking collection of 50 amateurish games with only a few levels, play actual retro games if you love old games so much
>>721421159>>721424261mooncat is fun but the gimmick is that the controls suckrail heist is the goat
>>721424726nigga where's the scam?
>>721425159Microsoft is pretty much abandoning the Xbox brand at this point.
>>721425286maybe at the end of the gen. right now you can play a few thousand titles on your series X. enjoy dark souls 3 at 60fps.
>>721407552Do I respect this game? Absolutely.Is it fun? Absolutely not.
>>721424750preach
>>721424750I do sometimes, more games is more games
>>721425286That's culturewar shit you don't need to care about
>>721407552I liked Valbrace and that's about it
>>721425960And if you ever hate yourself you can always play Block Koala at the end of the day.
>>721407552the switch 2.
>>721407552THE single biggest buyer's disappointment I've probably ever had. Had a friend who I planned to play with and he is in the same boat>dogshit story>dogshit exploration>dogshit easy-mode combat>probably the single worst PC optimization since the original Dark Souls 1 release, possibly even worse if we consider dsfix was made in a day and this is still just as bad if not worse>literally lied with the benchmark, release version of the game had a 20-30FPS drop from it with same settings>dogshit graphics>everything about the game is just a massive step back from Rise, Worlds and everything that came before, literally taking out the hunting from Monster HUNTER>$70+tipCapcom is on my void list for the next 10 years after this, not getting a single fucking cent out of me. I'm still fucking mad.
>>721407552I've pre-ordered two games in my life: The Conduit (Wii), and Civilization: Beyond Earth. Both were clearly terrible choices, but while The Conduit reviewed like shit I honestly enjoyed it. But Civ: BE, holy crap what a scam.It's just a lazy, soulless reskin of Civilization V, but somehow also a confusing mess.There's a 'tech web' instead of an intuitive, linear tech tree, and all strategic resources are immediately visible but they're made up sci-fi resources so you have no idea what anything on the map is for (if it were Civ V, you'd only see Iron after researching the relevant tech, and it's pretty obvious what sort of things Iron is used for... the fuck is "Firaxite" and what does it do?).But anyway, beyond anything it just felt lazy.
>get recommendation on /v/>eternal guilt for putting a furbal in the ovenWho's this shite is for?
>>721410737>nier automataYes me too..... Fuck you anime coomer retards.
picrel and everything ubi made after(I broke the curse in 2019)
>>721412456>liking pixelshitAhahahahahha remember to kill yourself after reading this you fucken faggot
>>721413189>duke nukem foreverbased i even went to go pick up at midnight release
>>72141176890k in canada isn't anything to brag about
>>721412448This but unironically. It's called having standards and demanding that you and others live up to them is how shit progresses. Most of /v/ is too poor and stupid to understand this concept. This why most of you are failures and play pixelshit. Pixelshit is literally low IQ trash that was only acceptable when gaming began.I want most of you fucken executed for being genetic garbage
>>721418307the first one remains one of the best to me simply because the transformations had impact and the dancing minigame really fit the belly dancing thing from the series,something every other game after it lack for some unknown reason.
>>721407552Is that game bad? It was being praised as fuck as few months ago…
>>721431267wait until you hear that your own post is pixels
>>721413189What are you buying next bro?
I'm still mad. What a dogshit "game".
>>721413301I agree with this. But that requires nuance and novelty and some form of writing talent to pull off. Plus a lot people don't understand the difference between political pandering and political art
>>721407552Corpse Party 2 was the first and last time I got burnt. I had just come off playing the OG, and while the first chapter of 2 is nothing special, I was sorta excited. Then, it was abandoned like a newborn child.And now it seems like they're making another Corpse Party 2?
>>721435928that VNThe most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend.The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality.
>>721407552sorry but if you couldn't tell this game was shit just from the premise and the way people talk about it you deserved to get scammed
>>721413819>Someone has a different opinion than me.>"YOU DIDN'T PWAY AWW OF DEM!!!"A lot more of these games are like Spelunky than they are like Ninja Gaiden, to make a point of comparison.
>>721407552Stick to Fortnite
>>721435136Sorry for your terrible taste anon
>>721421159I was surprised I liked mooncat as much as I did. But favorite? Nah.
>>721421790Based crowd. Valve needs to stick to fucking shooters.
>>721440184It's a good game tho? Rival gangs is going to make it better I hope.
>>721435136its good but they put too much text in it
i really liked Combatants in ufo 50, then went online and found most people hate it and consider it the worst of the 50what a bunch of niggers
>>721407552How is this a scam?
>>721413301There is no non-political tranny. Transgenderism is inherently political- worse, it's inherently ideological.
>>721440939it was supposed to be an rts and instead it's a terrible 8 direction shooter glitch fest
>>721436520>leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fearThe horror!
>>721440939combat ants suffers from a lot of retarded design decisionshowever those retarded design decisions were made on purpose, because of the overarching narrative of the entire ufo 50 game, not that that's anything that any of the mouthbreathers who cry about ufo50 will ever understand or accept, because they're retarded fucking niggers with smooth brains
>>7214315083dshit is for knuckledragging cumdrinking subhuman nonwhite niggers
>>721442196>We made the game bad! On purpose!
>>721442196>overarching narrative of the entire ufo 50 gameI'm getting ludonarrative fatigueonance
>>721442196>it's shit on purposehmm yep must be a ufo 50 thread
>>721424261reddit are the ones who say party house is anything but dogshit, let alone "good"everyone i know has mooncat as #1 or #2
>>721410737>nier automataThis game was so unbelievably sloppy, short and shallow."no anon you're meant to play it 6 times to get tiny snippets of extra content"It was boring the first time holy shit.
>>721442425>>721442450>>721442609thanks for proving my point, now kill yourselves, niggers
>>721442746absolutely filtered
>>721442835It was a generic half baked JRPG with no RPG.
>>721442961you have a very unusual idea of what a jrpg is
>>721407701Should've just sold it as a stand alone I would've bought it,can't be assed with f2p EOS within a year shit
>>721443043so do the devs
>>721432165>Is that game bad?The game was and is easily the GotY - 2024. OP is unironically probably the hater that jumps into every UFO50 thread, complaining about how the games play like modern indie games instead of as true retro games, while also simultaneously appearing to be asspained about how the game is more successful than other indie games.
>>721443172nine sols was 2024's goty thoughever
>>721418415the game would be fun if it wasnt utterly obsessed with being as tedious as possible.
>>721407701I got suspicious of Multiversus when it was already on competitive season 2 with a fully featured cash shop before the actual 1.0 release.
>>721418415>ancestor constantly chides you for trying to clean up his mess
>>721442812make one
>Dawn of War III (I knew it was going to be shit and still tried it)>Resident Evil 6>Nier Automata>ARK>Dead Island 2>Deadspace 3
>>721444009they'll get dawn of war 4 right, won't they haha
>>721407552If I loved NES games I would love this shit.I do not.
>>721444041Im pretty happy to have Dawn of War 1 with fixed pathing. Dawn of War 4 looks a LOT like they took 3 and made it visually less dogshit. 4 Races with one just being Admech is pretty ass. At best it wont be good until you spend hundreds on race DLC.
>>721444268yeah the race selection seems pretty terrible, but I don't know what factions are popular in tabletop right now
>>721443356>the "x-ever/beit" ESL retard is a gay furfag with shit taate in gamesfascinating, but also predictable
>>721444704>shit taateoh no how embarrassing
>>721412235I liked the idea of Artifact. Gameplay was good.The monetization made it DOA, and cancelling the 2.0 depressed me deeply.
>>721444704It's a god sign that you should engage with """"them""""" so I'm glad it became a common occurrence.Better than wojak spam at least.
>>721411682oh no, I feel so stupid now lmao
>>721412665name 10
>>721407701I lost all faith in this game when after hitting full release they STILL couldn't get the hitboxes right. Everything just felt like shit and it didn't help that they decided the entire game needed to have everything covered in molasses for some reason.I mean, just look at this shit. And some characters like Jason had DISJOINTED HURTBOXES. They eventually disabled the mod that let you see the hitboxes in training mode and I'm entirely convinced it's because it would reveal even more of their retarded balancing decisions.This also isn't accounting for the fact that Shaggy, Harley, and Wonder Woman were clearly the dev team's favorite characters so they made them as stupidly powerful and stupidly easy to play as possible with massive hitboxes and never significantly nerfed them.
>>721407552Wuchang, after the censor patch.
>>721421159Quibble Race is surprisingly fun once you get the hang of it. Playing it with your bros and screaming at your guys to get up after falling is great fun!!
>>721430830misery porn simulator, westoids don't get it
>>721410737you sound broke>>721412448tbf this is actually just one guy
>>721407992As someone who was hyped for it, you're right on the money.A small chunk of games are actually decently sized and feel like something you'd actually find on a retro console. The rest are fucking flash games you'd find on the 5th page of a website called WWW.ONLIBESTGAMEZ.BIZ.
>>721414462sure chud, none of that applies to UFO50, the characters are just vibes without complex development
>>721417687Just get RoA2
>>721413301niggas say this and fail to explain how to include a trans character and not have political aspectsthe sheer action of making a superminority a character or even protagonist is a statement in itself. characters in game not making any mention of it whatsoever or only talking about it in bad faith would come off as extremely cringe
