Beyond the Strand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8uF8VQVT7I&ab_channel=IGN
Waiting for the Kojima mutual fund to put all my retirement into.
why did kojima hire a tranny for his horror game
physint when?
>Why didnt you listen?
He;s gonna suck
>he's going to suck something really important
>the character has the ability to suck somethingkek
SUCK SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT
>>721408949N
>>7214090162030 minimum
>he's going to suck something really important>it's not bloodhm..
>The character has the ability to suck something REALLY IMPORTANTwhat
>>721409015so uncanny
>hes going to suck something really importantkojimas cock
>hes going to suck something really importantHUH
they call it mosquito because it sucks!
>he has the ability to suck somethingkek
mosquito is going to suck kojima's penis
>death stranding anime>no sam, some random black guynah no thanks
>Here's your anime protagonist, bro
>>721409072KEK
>black main character's special ability is sucking
>>721409015Haven't you seen the monster's hands earlier
>>721409117lmao
My dick is incredibly important. Is it safe? I'm not gay.
OH SHIT
PHYSINT LETS GOOOOOOO
PHYSINT GEAR SOLID
>>721409016now
>>721409015He took masons money (red shoes)
>whole physint section is just "yeah, I'm thinking 'bout it"
Rate the stream so far
>tfw cant get the verification captcha after clearing my cacheI fucking hate gook moot for this shit man!
Kojima is making Physint all by himself (deciding which hollywood stars to hire)
there, you're pissin
Horizon DLC
Fuck herman hulstfucking fagget
>announcing shit that isnt even through concept stage
>hulstNO!
>physint finally>"I got nothing lol, here's Hermann"CMON
i'm hermen hulst and i'm here to announce another live service game that will be cancelled in 3 yeaars
The quick rundown>Kojima invented the "credit card">Dogshit walking simulator starring ugly face scanned """actors""">Dogshit Hollywood Death Stranding movie>Dogshit Death Stranding CG animationThe status: it's over.
This nigga think he Toby Fox
>Kojima-sama
>>721409068Anon, modern world is matriarchal, they obviously don't want young and prettier real women, trannies are the safe horny option
Nigga really said "I'm still just thinking about it"
>>721409106Sam was in there thoughThey were duking it out
>>721409015hollywood trend chaser
Is this just massaging Kojima's ego hour?
how does this asshole still have a job
there's a nonzero chance he announces a horizon cross over
Xbox's CEO flew out while Playstation's only sent a recording? That's quite a message.
Kek Xbox told Kojima to make PT, Sony told Hideo to make another Metal gear
>Phil and a Sony guy in the same eventhttps://youtu.be/eDajkN_GBC4
They brought Hulst out just to puff up Kojima?
Elder Scrolls 6 is releasing before Physhit, holy shit.
>>721409015kojima doesnt give a fuck about american culture wars he just wants to COOOOOOM long and hard. he knows as far as trannies go she is major sexo
>>721409294because he sucks corporate assholes
>>721409262>we need a Visa/Mastercard replacement!>no, n-not like that!vee is very hard to please
>>721409290that's every hour
>Still no PC version announcedKojima you gotta stop glazing these console fuckers
>>7214092075.5/10
>>721409290every hour
>NothingFUCKING FAGGOT
>>721409304To be fair, OD is along in development while the playstation game is still in early pre-production according to Kojima
>crusty Phil Spencer flies out to Kojimbo>Hulst just records a videoReally shows how much Sony values Jap devs
>MAN STANDING
>PUT ALOY IN THE GAME!!
>literally snake
>tactical espionage action gameIsn't that trademarked? Can he be sued?
NEW SNAKE DROPPED
>>721409207Mashallah! The Islamic State of Konami was right about this nutcase.
>Psynth is just an old honkey talkingboo
RYAN GOSLING
>>721409207Funny enough I posted this right at the same time that Kojimbo announced he had NOTHING for physint GEG
>>721409313Do you recon this will sell more xbox
give me an hd version of the pic!!!!!
ROBERT PATTINSON
>A man standing...?
>>721409320And to get some reflected good will.
>>721409334.....It's just a Visa with a kojima production logo in the corner.....
Main character is 100% Robert Patinson.
Psyint confirmed to be Episode 3
why does kojima have such a boner for mixed australian girls
>>721409405>>721409410that's just kojima
>K*reansEW
Guys, I've actually been cast as the main character. Wish me luck.
These narrators are the only ones worth staying for. Oh I'm laffin.
>>721409405I KNOW THAT FACE SHAPE
>>721409452>Episode 3say that again
>we don't have anything we can show>except these celebs telling how awesome i am
>>721409420You might be right unironically. Pattinson is a gaymer.
>MC is just snake with a long coatGood
>>721409417Kojima games haven’t helped sell consoles since MGS4
holy cute
>>721409447
>>721409484GOOD LUCK ANON!!
>>721409410>here comes the feeling>it's Ryan GoslingI FUCKING KNEEL
HOT ASIAN GIRLI'm preordering physint
>>721409395
The scanned feet collection is getting bigger
the world first PS6 game
SOON
Interesting, Hamabe Minami
a cute!!!
That's Mei Ling
>>721409494He is right, and Patinson and Kojima have emailed before, and met IRL, Kojima has also been RT Patinson related stuff for a while now, they are 100% working in a project together, and the shape of the character looks just like him.
>Grill appears on stream>Chat: SCANNEDGet orginal material
>finally I can scam her feet
KINOOOOOO
>>721409548>shit game=\>shit game, but some fag i recognize from hollywood tripe:O
NEW TECHNOLOGY WILL CUM EVEN MORE
You're welcome ASIANS, Kojima fixed you
>kojima inventing technology for scanning waifus
>>721409603If he remakes MGS1 before Konami, I'd laugh.
Better image from Geoff
Kojima invented Asian skin capture technology
kojima having trouble doing asian faces lol
kojima is going on a rant about the skin of young asian girls again
>invented new technology just to 3d model a hot asian he likesbased
>New asian young lady techHoly shit, Kojima's still got it
>Kojima invented scanning asian skin
>>721409664Yeah its 100% PattinsonKino incoming
Stop being creepy Kojima-san
>>721409583That's fucking Pattison
>>721409664HERE COMES THE FEELING
Why did this announcement need to be such a long-winded song and dance?
The first Strand-type sake
>I don't have a screenplay but I have a cast in mind time to admit this guy is a hack
Kojima invents rice
>The FeelingInteresting. It's gotta be Gosling.
>Kojima invented rice
>Anon, I'm not leaving until I scan you into my system
>sake adcmon
>>721409664>Here Comes the Feelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bsiusYoZOg
KOJIMA: THE DRINK
New rice cooker
A Hideo Kojima Sake
>>721409664KINO
Special Kojima Daiginjou
>kojima sake
KOjima Sake Brand??
this nigger really has no self awareness
>>721409814if you have never tried sake, you will never understand.
>Kojima invented nihonshuDrunk Stranding
I'M DRUNK
MEME
>>721409820BASED Asia enjoyer
>'Here Comes the Feeling'>Hires the feels guy
Nice meme, Mr. Kojima
THANK YOU KOJIMA-SAN
>>721409716how does that look anything like pattinson? he doesnt even have hair like that.
would you let kojima scan you?
It's happening
is there anything we aren't ought to thank Kohima for?
Kojima won
>kojima wants his legacy to be a memekek based
>>721409820I'd be surprised if this isn't in the game somewhere.
>they're inviting them out on the stage to talk about fucking sakeOh my God...
Wish I was allowed to drink again...
SHINKAWA MY BELOVED
>>721409915Deus Ex?
So... Who's playing the main character?
>sake ad>3D anime ad>movie audition adVIDOE JAMES???
>Hollywood tranny shitBoo>Here comes the feelingYay
>>721409957>no steam logoIt's over
>bank card>2 games>movie>anime movie>anime tv series>sake what's next
>>721409937>he needs permission
>>721409957Pattinson obviously
>>721409957Robert Pattinson
This guy looks like a MGS model
>>721409967
>>721409664>It wasn't Ryan GoslinIt's over.
Who really creates the sake?
>we create sake>actually we do not create sakeok
What the fuck.
>actually we don't make sake
>>721409664Can anyone do research on who the 3Lateral are
>>721409341Based, PC doesn't matter kek
>>721409814The trailer at least makes it look like he's having fun with it. The fact he does all this shit while having to oversee a video game studio is insane. Dude seems insanely technical and happy to work.
SakeSakeSakeSakeSakeSakeSake
>>721409997Literally Japanese Granin
>>721409967Did you miss the video game trailer?
>LOOK AT ME, I'M THE KONAMI NOWCan't wait for Kojima to buy Konami and fire them all
>>721409664>PH>Y>SINTWhat does it mean
>>721409913Kojima had been hanging around with Robert a lot several months ago and was also tweeting about him a ton too.This pattern has held up for pretty much every actor that appeared in DS1+2 before they were announced
>>721409998more like this game PHYSINT coming out
>Kojima invented microbesMASAKA
>>721410025They do mocaphttps://www.3lateral.com/
So Death Stranding 3 never ever
>>721409992It's more that I've already cut my lifespan in half thanks to it.
Sucky sucky...
>>721409957Looks like a chad version of Eddie Redmayne
PLEASE ONE LAST MYSTERY PROJECT
Sake is entertainment
>It completes after someone plays or drinksThat's actually pretty deep
>15 minutes of suits shilling some crap loosely tied to the main work>3 seconds of nothingburger footage>announcer lady goes uuuuueeeee sugeeeeeee>'please think carefully about it'why are they like this?
>>721410062New elements on the periodic table.
>Sake>Microbes>Sucking>Knock>BASED KOJIMA DOES IT AGAIN!
>>721409989The anime movie and series are different things?
>>721409304>>721409376Phil Spencer can fucking neck himself>>721410106We'll always have Dakota Fanning's feet
>>721409957JOHN PHYSINT of course
>Yes, I did all the tasting.He did ALL the tasting.
>>721410114fuck off wuss
>>721410135https://youtube.com/shorts/j3Mf7gj2RzY
>>721410090Should have expected that thanks anon
What did I miss? Just logged in and all I see is sake.
>>721409989Puma collab again, i still havent forgiven him for making me stay up that late way back in the mgsv days
>>721409989What kind of anime movie?
Where are the videogames, what a fucking glazefest this isNot even a PC date yet for DS2
>>721409985Year later, going by Death Stranding. Hans was very adament that Kojima is free to port his stuff to PC in 2015.
>>721410146there's 2, one by a western studio and 1 by a japanese studio
>>721410189the first strand-type anime movie
>>721410146they had american producers blabbing abouut the movie and then japanese people blabbing about the anime
Is sake any good? I've never tried it.
>>721410135MORE SAKE
>>721410014lel
>>721410223>You've been chosen.
>>721410141Oh shit, you're into something.The new nano machines, son.
>>721410223OH SHIT
>>721410215>>721410215Oh that white guy and the Precure guy were different projects. Well alright then
>>721410251Tastes like brine.
>>721410190ds2 doesn't get out of exclusive jail until next year.
>>721410121Running ManHot ColdmanDie Hardmanand now Bat Man
>>721410251its a sake shit
>>721408949Did he do the Physint drop close to Silent Hills release as a fuck you to Konami?
>>721410271what Precure guy wtf
>>721410121FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>721409664I wondered why his outfit looked so wierd and then noticed it’s two different people/outfit. Top right is the guy in a trench coat and bottom is a separate battle uniform
>>721410283nah, brine is tastier
FUCK Sophia Lillis
>>721410251It's okay, warm it up and even bottom-tier tastes pretty good.The cloudy kind is sweet and goes down well.
>>721410190>Not even a PC date yet for DS2DS2 is like a year exclusive. We won't get a date for the PC port until Geoff's show, more than likely.
>>721410223>kojima loves pekora>robert was interviewed by laplus for the batmanall roads lead to hololive
>>721410321No, he put out the OD trailer to do that. OD is literally PT
>>721410135WITH KOJIMA? **NO WAY**
>>721410324The guy that made Precure is making the Death Stranding anime
>I can't show you anything>I've invited the people insteadFucking kojima
>>721408949Kojima own eventDirected by KojimaActed by KojimaInvented by kojimaWith games made by kojima
>>721410340If you insist...
He's in.
>You will forget everything you saw todayNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I only have 10 years left
>kojima is dying in 10 yearsw-what
>Kojima expects to die in 10 yearsWTF
>i only have 10 years leftwtf?
>>721410351pattinson is such a cool dude. shame about him being mostly known as the twilight dude
Seriously does Kojimbo have cancer or something? He keeps talking about dying and he just said he's got only 10 years left.
Kojima-sama will lead us to outer space
>>721410363A guy who directed a Precure movie =! the guy that made Precure
What the fuck is he talking about? Why does he keep talking about dying soon?
at last a...Hideo Kojima thread.
Kojima has to have a fatal disease.
FUCK OFF GEOFF
ENTERGEOFF
>>721410251Yeah it’s got a distinct, but mild taste. Very smooth
Kojima is in his d00m phase where he sees death around the corner
dorito pope!!!!
>if only I could get the g virus and live foreverWTF Kojima.
and there he is
DORITO GUY
couldn't have a glaze session for jimbo without geoff
i'm starting to think kojimbo really is dying
I just wanted anything Physint related so I'm satisfied
>Kojima has FOXDIEBros......................
>>721410062Acid/Base Yttrium Sintering.
GEOFF
DORITO POPE SPOTTED
awww shit son
>>721410351>robert was interviewed by laplus for the batmanEXCUSE ME?
GEOFF GODS WE WON
>>721410223Yeah, he currently has a Pattinson obsession, if he's saying the truth that he's still theorizing, thinking about the game and its story but already has the main character selected, then it's pretty clear that it's Pattinson.
>I only have 10 years leftIt's over bros...kojima doesn't have long.
i wish i had a girl to glaze me like geoff glazes kojima
>>721410483Unironically is he Kojima's slave?
MY MAN
Of fucking course. This nigga follows like a fucking pet. I bet he paid for it all
fuck off geoff
>>721410421>>721410416>>721410412>>721410406He's talking about Old Age/retirement, calm down. He's like 60 now.
>>721410483Dorito Sake
>>721410475Kino
>>721410406>>721410412>>721410416>>721410421Ever heard of retirement?
>>721410460TOTAL CUTSCENES SATURATION
geoff is gonna suck his dick live on stream
fucking Geoff is everywhere lmao
>>721410439Dude probably had a flu and thinks he'll die soon as a resultAverage life expectancy is into the 80s yet he's only 60
>>721410535He's Japanese anon
>>721410504The fucked up thing is that even if he lives past 75 hes going to be old and senile, unable to make video games and suck celebrities penises
I mean he's 62 guys... probably just doesn't see himself working that much at 72...
inb4 troy baker
>>721410492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqvQeI_ekVA
HOLY FUCK THE DIRECTOR OF HAPPY FEET
>>721410423>shame about him being mostly known as the twilight dudePhysint will change all that
>>721410524>>721410535the assassin will take him down in 10 years, part of his konami dispute contract
Happy Feet?
HAPPY FEET BROS RISE UP
>MAD MAX>BABE>HAPPY FEET
>And finally, one last special guest for tonight!
This live is self-masturbation, right?
>>721410416He's referenced himself dying like 5 times so far in this thing. Is he sick?He kinda looks sad at some points
holy fuck
Mad Max game soon
>>721410576WOMBO COMBO
ENTER
>>721410576Happy feet bros.... we wonned
>Oshii>Kojima>Peele>Del ToroIs this the greatest collection of talentless hacks in history?
>>721410591Not really, there's other people wanking him off
>george miller damn, I knew I should have gone see this live
he's a jesuit nepobaby with a "mystery career" that is very obviously planted on him like tsujimoto
Stream's over
Refnbros... why did he abandon us?!
happy feet CINEMATIC GAME
Didn’t that guy recently complain about woke culture in a recent interview lol
they couldn't find anyone under 60??
>>721410652>>Peele?
>>721410565robert pattinson asked for this didn't he
why aren't you able to rangle up all your cinematic heroes to glaze you like kojimbo did, anon?
How is Kojima this plugged into the industry. Do people really care this much about games?
I didn't know Kojima just shoved all his friends into the game. I thought Pekora was a one-off.
>>721410475>nanomachines... have been keeping me alive all this time...
>>721410652missing cuckmann
Guillermo del Toro has anime eyes lmao>>721410652haha fuck you but no i don't see zun or toby fox
>>721410576
>What did you think of his announcements?>We got a credit card, we got sake...
>it didn't stop, it goes on and onyeah, no shit
>>721410652noyour life still exists
>>721410669He's busy directing Soapy
>>721410687People associated with Kojima games, not at this specific panel
Sake again?!
>>721410669stop calling me.....
>stream turns into an improvised podcast
>>721410658>George MillerDude is 80, jesus christ
>yet another moviegame slopyawn
Me right now
PEKORA BROS...
>>721410694He spends all his free time hobnobbing with Hollywood.
>>721410565>can't believe this subby bitch gets to do this
Gotta give it to the guy, the fucker got contacts.This is a 10 year commemoration of a game studio and it's like Smash Brothers of entertainment people.
>A GAME I WILL NOT MENTIONSILENT HILLS MENTIONED
where the fuck is Jordan Peele
>>721410550Time goes faster as you age as I'm sure you've already experienced. Going from 60 to 80 is gonna feel real quick.
>>721410483yeah those two enjoy anal sex with each other
Hey that's Tar Man, the guy with a tar hand and a tar ship
Yeah, Ito+Del Toro project incoming
>>721410761None of you will ever have this btw
>the game that will not be mentionedbros...
>>721410731>Its realNice, i didn't know about that.
>>721410752This would be the greatest podcast line-up, especially if they were smoking the shit they do at kojipro
>>721410761Fuck Fragile
>>721410689yes
>>721410764
>>721410652Del Toro and Kojima have shown themselves to have genuine talent and to be genuinely capable of making good thing. Kojima has made 10+ good games and Del Toro has made like 15 good movies.
>>721410190Fuck off, beggar retard.
>do something yourself for once kojima, stop dragging us in to carry your brand
>>721410694Geoff is the son of the IMAX president who died recently, so it's obvious that thanks to him, he had connections with the hollywood world.
>ooooo yesh yesh Kojima your penis is so big and long >you work so long long Kojima-sama
>>721410790Doubt it. Feels like time stops speeding up around 30.
>Del Toro is asked about what he thinks about Kojima and proceeds to fellate Junji ItoKojima must be fuming inside
>>721410789shitting himself at the thought of appearing before a room full of japanese people
>>721410694>Do people really care this much about games?...Yes? MGS was a land-mark game. Especially for Playstation.Like it or not, Kojima created the movie-game genre.
Nigga said “I don’t know what you want me to say”
>>721410709lel
I just came here and I'm surprised Oshii is here. I hated the story in DS2 but I really hope Physint is kino.
>>721410695I'd probably do the same were I to be placed in Kojima's shoesWhat are the haters gonna do? Seethe on an anonymous imageboard?
Where the fuck is die shartman
>>721410820Soon
geoff really knows how to take over a show and start sucking dick doesn't he?
>>721410902he's the same guy that shat out Angel's Egg. Kojima's lolsorandom style is right up his alley
>>721410695the adam sandler of vidya
>Keep talking about what could be created, not what's actually being created
>>721410884He only works 3 hours a day anon
Not watching hours of Kojimbo fellating. Spoonfeed me please.
>Kojima is an AI fagLMAOOO
>>721410929Who are these random homeless people?
>>721410881MGS hasn't been relevant in a decade
KOJIMA IS INVENTING AI
>>721410881lol
>>721410881No Kojima, you've never invented anything in your life.
>>721411017truly a kojimaesque activity
LIMP DICKMAN
>>721411025The director of Drive and my wife
this garbage feels more like /tv/ than /v/ and the fact people are not trashing this pisses me off
>>721411023Twittertroons are gonna "boycott" him now and saying he's a nazi.
I can confidently say I could beat the shit out of any of you in this thread
>>721411021Do you like sake?
>>721411027>He thinks I'm talking the seriesMGS*1*, retard-kun. MGS1's "direction"/cut-scenes being real-time and handled the way they were (like a film) was ground-breaking and game-changing for video games and the Playstation.It's why the series blew up the way it did.
>>721411070>the fact people are not trashing thisNigga are we reading the same thread or what?
>>721411021are you in need of a bank card?
>>721411021OD game got a trailerPhysint game got some cover art and cast announcementsDS movie and animeproduct merch
What exactly has this entire stream been about?
wrap it up, boomer
>>721411053>3M>21k
>>721411023AI is based when used by smart, creative, competent peopleAI is cringe when used by pajeets and 80 IQ rednecks
>>721411021do you like precure
I love George I hope he lives forever
Oh look, a bunch of old fags on their deathbed who wont have to face the consequences of an AI world telling us how interesting AI is for the 100th fucking time
>I was hoping for a diet pill Based Del Toro.
>>721411081Post your arm
>>721411081Kojima get out of here, pay attention to your guests.
>>721411101I rike niggori. Did he try the Pekora sake?
>>721411134Why does robert pattinson look like unc now i thought he as supposed to be a PSL 10 true adam looksmax god
What in the fuck is Miller even talking about
>>721411074We already got the chimp on YouTube accusing him of being racist, even after he took that picture with Guevara, so…
>>721411070When Kojima (or a black woman) speaks, you listen.
>>721411053>Cutscenes>for>a 2D JRPG>vs>3D in-game engineNice joke. Have a (YOU).
Uh oh grandpa is rambling again
>Thousands of years of culture
>>721411162please understrand, they have invested a lot of money in AI
lol what is unc yapping about?
>>721411194Ai is for medicine and shit not for artslop
>>721411168Did he not see what the diet pill did to Phil earlier in the stream?
>>721411021Death Stranding anime featuring zesty black man whose specialty is SUCKING.No i'm not joking.
>>721411021Do you like old people and prostate exams?
>when you're sixty you have prostate exams, and you are alarmed Del Toro, no... Don't leave us.
>>721411176Good news, then. He made his own sake! And he tasted it all.
>talking about prostate exams, getting old, and dyingWTF...
>prostate exams
>>721411134>Niger
>>721411204>pulled it off with 2d artworkmore impressive than soullessly copying hollywood shit
Guys I don't like that Kojima keeps talking about dying
Kojima invented prostate exam
prostate exams
>>721411254Lol. Uhh kino?
Did del toro just out his prostate issues?
>>721411162Kojima has been interested, and talking about, AI for 20+ years now, he knows the consequences that it will likely cause.
Do people actually go to the dentist and doctor anymore
>it's just old people rambling about old people problems
Oh god this boomer fuck Ted talk is killing me
>>721411212Fragile is so hot I wish she was real
Del Toro is 60? I thought he was like 80
>>721411245and he's fucking right
>>721408949>I'm having prostate exams and I'm getting alarmedGuillermo Del Toro has prostate cancer doubts? I hope not :(
Imagine fingering Del Toro-san...
>soon I will invent the afterlife>sucks to be you if you died before then
>>721411337take your ADHD medicine zoomtard, stop crying like a woman.
>>721411308whatever, get got on that hill
del taco is on ozempic, hopefully he took one look at phil and threw it in the trash, that shit is horrifying
>>721411354Being overweight fucks up your body
>>721411362Imagine being the doctor that has to shove their finger up Del Toro ass and feel around
>>721410406>>721410412>>721410416>>721410421It is said that great men are able to predict their deaths with shocking accuracy
WTF I was under the impression that he filmed the shower scene with norman in mocap suits
>>721411324>Kojima has been interested, and talking about, AI for 20+ years now, he knows the consequences that it will likely cause.Well, actually, if you count Snatcher, then it has been for way longer.AI has been one of his main themes, as much as nukes have.
>>721411337>Talk about cretivity lads!>I don't want to die, im gonna die oh fuck oh fucklmao
>>721411315His next game Prostate Gasming
geoff, leak the fucking DS2 directors cut already
>>721411336My girlfriend does this to me sometimes >t 22 dating a 45 year old
>>721411338real people will never look as good as imaginary viseo game characters that were conjured up by the imaginations of perverted game directors. Fragile is the Unattainable Dream
>>721411418stop i can only get so erect
I am looking forward to frankenstein
Why is this show just shades-wearing old guys circlejerking each other
>>721411284>I got into the shower with Norman and I was alarmed Deepest lore
>>721411324Yes anon but Kojima isnt one of the 3 old wrinkly guys who have crust from their dying flesh muffling their voice
>>721411338If you can ignore her granny body under the clothes kek
>>721411446whoa, how'd you two meet?
>>721411465sounds like /v/
>>721411446Based hag chaser
>>721411467Norman Reedus groping Guillermo del Toro ass
>>721411418gotta have slim forearms and long fingers. btw. that's no way to talk about death and prostates
>>721411212Fragile my beloved. Tell me you'll come back in Kojimbo's next game.
>>721410223
>This entire stream
DEATH STRANDING 2 SPOILERSI'm sad that Fragile died and honestly it made me stop playing the game after I beat it.
None of these men have made anything worthwhile in decades.
>>721411434Already exists
>>721411465Must suck for everyone just tuning in
>>721411568Have you made anything worthwhile in decades anon
Should have invited Miyazaki or Ito instead of Oshii, would have been more interesting at least
>>721411412i see it as well, he's still fat of course but that nigger was a fucking house not that long ago.
>>721411568but anon thats the thing, THEY COULD HAVE MADE SOMETHING! THATS WHAT SO INTERESTING
Lol you actually watched this shit
poor del toro, his vision must really be failing him, he almost has coke bottle glasses now.
Are these the patriots?
>>721411568I liked pinocchio
>>721411021do you like happy feet?
Translator has a very erotic voice
>>721411568Del toro just wonned a bajillion awards for his new movie
i wonder how many people in the audience have left
>>721409997This dude wearing a sake bottle tie?
I’m going back to Delta bros back to when Kojima wasn’t so schizophrenic
>>721411629pawns of the patriots more like
>>721411608In my opinion no, however my youtube channel gets more views than anything Oshii has created in a long time.
>>721411610>Ito instead of Oshii,Are you retarded? Ito WAS there and gave a whole speech
>>721411568I liked Death Stranding 1 and 2.
>>721411504At my last Job, She liked the attention I gave her and how I didn’t mind listening to her talk
>>721411620Kojima always cucks me with his events, ill never learn my lesson.
>>721411679Can we have hot sweaty sex
>>721411679Link the channel
>>721411610Miyazaki is too busy being a workaholic to pay attention to anything that's happening outside his purview
>>721411610It's extremely common for people to chase what they lack, those express it trough their work. Kojima is looking for a movie game that will be his immortal
>>721411660Delta is surprisingly good, but then again, I guess it's literally just 3 copy pasted into UE 5.
>>721411554having to focus longer than 15 seconds is like the continuous struggle against fate, nature and time
>>721411718https://www.youtube.com/@penguinz0
>>721411686well congrats, i hope you have healthy fertile hag sex with her
>>721410423Now he's Batman though.
>>721411729I thought he finaly retired for realsies with the boy and the heron?
>>721411610Miyazaki doesn't draw those backgrounds
>>721411680I didn't knew i tuned just tuned in when he announced the sake
>>721411769>i hope you have healthy fertile hag sexanon...
I hope all of us make it in life like Kojima has bros
>>721411701Did you even buy DS2? I hope you did the right thing and just watched clips of it on youtube.
>>721411646let's be real: it's still no black panther
I would have preferred to see Joji Shinkawa showing a PowerPoint presentation with his designs for Physint instead of watching the collective jerk-off session of these fucking pretentious assholes...
>>721411798miyazaka never said that
I like how Geoff asks>what are the dark realities of AIand these hacks are just gonna talk about their jobs and not how it requires 500 gallons of water and mandatory increase of electricity bills for regular citizens just to generate one hentai 3D anime figurine pic
SLOPPA MENTIONED
Did he say...?
>AI slop mentioned
AI SLOP
maybe konami did right firing this retard?
HE SAID THE THING
millar slop...
>>721411763Can't even break 18m subscribers... bro... it's over for you
>TRUMP BAD!!!!!Americans really can't help themselves
Miller is shitting on AI slop
>AI SLOPHe said the 4chan word
>>721411812yes? im listening...
>>721411848muh 500 gorillion gallons of water
>>721411063>>721411737thanks for the pubes, have a great day
I could have been gooning to asian girls playing the new silent hill instead of watching this
GEORGE POSTS HERE
>>721411560Yeah I was seething too. You can keep Lou just give me Fragile. Hell you can make another kid.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Kojima invented the telephone
>>721411901You mean Resetera word.
>>721411910
DALL-E GENERAL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>721409664PH Y SINTmore likeK I NO
Guillermo del Toro just got 10 times cooler>AI SLOP>Prostate ExamHe's like the father i never had
>>721411841The part earlier when they where talking about him and how he just whips out designs by hand not using a computer was cool
>>721411820That's sweet, i wish you luck as well.
>still no PC portWhy am i still here just to suffer
>Nobody imagined being able to transmit information almost instantly globally would be usefulFilm makers are so intelligent bros
He said the thing
>>721411954>>AI SLOPthat's George Miller you dumb fuck
>>721411954Goerge Miller said AI slop
>>721411917>just download more water bro
>>721411798>Anon posts beatles meme>Oldfuck mentions LennonKOJIMA DOES IT AGAIN
why is he so obsessed with 6 years old?????
>>721411848Environment is doomed buddy, get over it. We're all gonna live in Blade Runner but with way, way less style.
I forgot this livestream was about video games.
>>721411957>by hand not using a computer was coolReminds me of the Japanese minister for cybersecurity was a guy who never used computers. Impervious to being hacked.
>>721411985next year doofus8 months in exclusive jail just like first game
This stream surely is going to end with a proper annocement, right?
Speak into the mic, grandpa.
Guy it’s Kojima new character, Old Fuckman
>>721411848Who is this succubus?
>>721412070Kekked
>>721412000I mean... just look at the competition
>How is changingwrap it up gramps
>>721412063Were the two game announcements not enough?
>>721412063switch 2 port of DS1
>>721412063Del Toro is gonna eat them all
So anon.Hopes?Fears?
>>721411936I agree... somehow this is Neil Druckmanns fault>>721411918
>>721412070I laughed
>>721412063 hope not, i hate video games, it would ruin my night.
>this fucking livestreamhttps://youtu.be/ZLEmx6CayVU
>>721412117He was talking about prostate, he gonna Sonybro them.
>>721412117He already ate Phil Spencer, but Phil was anemic so he wasn’t very filling
>>721412140Hopes>Good gameReality>Kojima movie
>>721412059I feel like i was certain the first DS got announced way earlier.
>>721412140Assuming it's Pat, I hope he does a funny voice
Unc Yapman
>>721412063annoucements are done fag, go home
>>721412140>HopesGood story, good gameplay, good military autism>FearsRandom le funny humor, game too short
>>721412195The PC port was announced before release but had also been leaked.
Listening to these guys yap I can see the wheels spinning inside Kojimbo as they speak. He will turn this into a game and pretend he planned it years ahead of this conference.
M-My eyes are closing on its own!
>i'm unironically going to have to buy ds2 for the ps5 if i don't want to wait until june next year
TRANShumanism?!
its like im really listening to some hollywood youtubeslop
>"pipeline" and "content" is sewage languagefinally someone said it
>>721412063>shows up after announcements made>whines that there are no announcements
i'm so confused
i closed out. wayyyy too long spent on this 'technology changing art' segment. it was good for 5 minutes but what a waste to have these guys on to only yapp about the same thing endlessly
>>721412314There were no video game announcements made at any point in the show
Games?
>>721412282Don't do it anon. As soon as you do they'll release a director's cut for PC
>>721412286
Personally I love this cringe ass stream
>>721412294seriously this feels like a shitty podcast
>>721412286Transhumanism is cool actually
This is like a briefing scene in MGS4.
>>721412140>HopeIt creates a new tier of kino like Mr Creatividad usually does>FearThat I get filtered
>>721412383Oh yeah.
>>721412140I just hope it isn't a console exclusive
>>721412383briefing scene?
>>721412381>Gets his limbs cut off like 50 times while regular humans like Snake don'tIs it?
>>721412383not enough pottery
>>721412372same
>>721412381without the lyrics bosses theme no one would give a single shit about rising
>>721412421Sony adding this to the director cut makes you laugh at how much the original game made them seethe
>>721412140>HopesIt's just Metal Gear under a different name.>FearsIt's just Death Stranding under a different name.
>>721412071I think this bitchx .com/maikichi2309
>>721412475That wasn't a briefing scene
>>721412479its also fun to play
What the fuck is he talking about
30s confirmed to be young
>it's an unskippable 40 minute cutscene episode
>>721412546we are so back!
>>721410025writing one word into an internet search engine and having to read the first result is considered research
>>721412546thank god
>>721412464If I could swap almost every part of meat and bones from my body i to something better?Yes.
I grab my phone everytime a cutscene plays in Kojimbo's games
>>721412537it is? its piss easy because the parry its broken
>>721412501metal gear without the cringe, like pls omg
Geoff can do this hosting a podcast shit for months and years. It's only a matter of time before somebody kills themselves to relieve the boredom, or Del Toro gets hungry enough and just starts eating somebody, and they have to cut the stream.
>>721412556>this whole livestream is just an unskippable cutscene that has controller vibration
dude really hired professional glazers
>>721412584okay broccoli-hair zoomer but who asked
>It's fucking 2am for me and I'm watching 5 boomers talk about nothingYeah I'm going to bed.. good luck pcport bros, DS2 is fun hopefully you get to play it soon.
>Viewers gone from over 10k to now 5.5k
>>721412581Bro think about it. MGS2 Raiden solos two dozen Metal Gear Rays, solos Dead Cell, solos a Big Boss clone, defeats hundreds of Russian mercs, and shoots down a Harrier with the help of Snake.Cyborg Raiden is a jobber. He got weaker after switching from flesh and bone.
Is this the announcement of Yakuza Kiwami 3?
>>721412609Right, you're breezing through the hardest difficulty aren't you
If you shake the controller Del Toro jiggles.
>>721412631>without the cringeIt's a kojima game
WHAT ARE THESE NIGGERS EVEN TALKING ABOUT???
>>721412683Lockne/Mama a cute
if physint isn't coming to pc guess I'll have to buy a pos5 it'll be my kojimbox
>>721412698that's tomorrow
>>721412527I can't find a screenshot on google of their rap battle
if i was able to sacrifice every single zoomer to extend the life of these people... i would kill an entire generation...twice
>>721412752>physint>ps5
APOLOGIZE TO FUCKING KONAMI RIGHT NOW they were right firing this retard
>>721412752Try ps6. This isn't coming out for years
>2:15 AMIm sacrificing my gains and good sleep for this shit
Geoff is so fucking shallow. He doesn't even comprehend what each of these amazing guests is saying. I understand he's trying to stay upbeat and appealing to the audience, but for fuck's sake... Open up a little. Tell us how you really feel. These artists are pouring their hearts out.
>>721412752lol physint will be ps6, its 2030 minimum.
>>721412768It was a joke, anon.The politician part.
>>721412752Wait for the PS6 pro or something
>>721412780kill yourself for a start
Atrapolotogy
>>721412807Geoff does not have a soul, open him up and there's nothing inside
>>721412807He's out of it because Half Life 3 is on his mind
He's calling you all losers for wasting your life playing games for so long
>>721412807>Geoff is so fucking shallow.Welcome to 15 years ago.
>>721412807Dude's in candyland right now
:(
>>721412893you know nobody in that panel plays videogames, not even kojima plays his games
>>721412893At least i don't watch lets plays like Georgey boy
>>721412752sony releases all of their exclusives on pc now
>>721412807this was the last time he was truly happy
>>721412506>not ashamed of posting pictures of her ugly self without makeupThat's pretty based
>>721412790>Started trying to face scan ugly 3dpd>PT was a shitty walking simulator>MGSV bad>MGS IV was complete garbage>Kojima opened a Kojima Productions studio in LA for no reason on Konami's dime It was obvious even back then
>>721411063>>721412142Holy shit, she looks so much better with the mask on
>>721412957
They're all just there to stroke Kojima's ego.
>>721412994That's a PS3 game
Please wrap it up
>>721412889>child of hollywood execs>bends knee for advertisers for funding his showsHollow as a skeleton
>>721412968>>721412935>>721412923>>721412891>>721412889WRAPITUPI ain't got time for opening up, I gotta wrap it up!
The fucking mic sound kek
that was fun
>Tfw i'll never hug Del TotoroIt's not fair.
>Mamoru Oshii didn't get to say anything about video gamesI need Dorito pope's balls to be crushed already
>>721412807A video game "journalist" is a soulless retard? No way
>>721413110extremely rude
the gramps left, anons
Now that kojima is done with inventing the long form podcast, is it time for videogames?
and now it's time for the mac port of ds1 directors cut
post rare Geoffs
>>721413110He basicaly kneeled saying movies were obsolete to vidya, Geoff didn't want to further the humilliation ritual
>>721413165
>>721413160NO
>kojima biography
Surprised it's still going, i thought the grampacast was the end.
Im so tired bros i just want to sleep
DEATH STRANDING GO!
kojima has now invented taking a stroll
>Death Stranding GO
I FUCKING LOVE TECHNOLOGY
DEATH STRANDING GO
CLOTHES?
Death stranding GO mobile game
>>721413160https://open.spotify.com/show/16bw2WaRofqq7Vk6A88wLyhe invented it a while ago
powderful
>>721413160videogames were before the podcast
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP IF YOU WANT TO!!!
The worlds first mobile game where your goal is scanning girls feet
>>721413268>>721413263>>721413249>>721413243
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>721413297>NianticIt's actually Death Stranding GO wtf
???Meta AR shit?
>>721413225lmao
>>721413306no i'll keep complaining here, thanks
what the fuck its real
>>721413225motherfucker
HE did say AR earlier.
IT"S FUCKING HANKE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>721413314take off your shoes anon, let me scan your pretty feet for my daily's
KOJIMANOOOOOOO
I've said "based kojima" and "this retard is a hack" an equal amount of times throughout this stream, what does it mean?
>>721413314He really is a visionary
T E C H N O L O G YECHNOLOGY
>white dude with big lipsmuh dick
>>721413401
i miss hanke posting on /vp/
>>721413401Typical Kojima experience
>>721413401That he's a true artist
>>721413426kek
bro is really reading a script
>>721413401did you rike it?
how long is this going to be????? i thought somebody said 2 hours.
Did Kojima get brain damage? The fuck is this shit?
>>721413384qrd on them?
>we will FUSE the physical and digital worlds together, whether you are alarmed about it or not
Jesas at least memorize your speech
>>721413401Kept you waiting huh?
Im getting sleepy bros....
You know, in Metal Gear Solid 2 they predicted all this
>>721413504they made pokemon go before selling it to the saudis
What is this cracker talking about, bending reality and shit
>>721413507What the fuck is going on
>>721413493We're still at 1:30, but it sure felt way longer than that
>>721413509nobody does that, not even presidents or other diplomats, they all use prompters
No one start a new thread. I don’t care if this shit still has an hour left
>>721413537>I NEED SCISSORS>SIXTY ONE
Every game designer hates videogames now.
>>721413578>Death Stranding 3 is a mobile gameIt's so over.
>>721413507I feel like they already did this when they invented smart phones and you were connected to the internet 24/7. The digital has been seeping into reality ever since.
>>721413507>alarmed >What Del Toro said about being alarmedWHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>721413601you do realize that they think making video games fun is a sin
>Woew
>>721413537Metal Gear Solid 2 was about current events of the time in Japan
>>721413629>>721413587That's what you do when you turn 61, you get fused to scissors online and you are alarmed.
I want to hold hands with the japanese female host!
Everyone is here!
Rate the stream
>>721413570how much time they waste? youtube says it started 3 hours ago
>Phill boy norwooding all over the screenlol
>>721413714Prostate Exam/10
>>721413510what happened to kojima making games with hot chicks with big boobs? Why did he have to turn into some hollywood zogbot?
Where Guillermo
>>721413714Garbage.
>>7214137152 and a half hourse
>>721413690That's MGS4
>>721413714Kino/10 , not long enough.
>>721413758having an enema to prep for his prostate exam
>>721413715Looks like they're wrapping it up
>>721413714I like the old men yell at cloud segment
>>721413742Being Hollywood's bitch was always his plan. He wanted Kurt Russell to play Naked Snake and he told him to fuck off. He just didn't have the power he has now.
>>721413758Getting his prostate milked
Geoff is so uncomfortable holy shit, He's seething he can't stand next to Kojisan.
>>721413754>this entire streamhttps://youtu.be/G_H6-wzFl6I
>>721413715wtf it's been 2+ hours already, I got the time wrong
back to watching cute asian girls on twitch playing video games
>>721413714one word: technology
>>721413852This but holos on youtube
>>721413504>We should start a company which makes money by selling detailed mapping data!>But how do we get detailed mapping data? It'd be expensive to pay employees to walk to every corner of the world.>I know! Let's make a mobile game which requires players to have GPS tracking on, and give them extra points whenever they travel to somewhere we need mapping data for! We'll even offer microtransactions, so players will be paying us to work for us, and we'll sell their mapping data to big companies for even more revenue!Ingress was novel but relatively unheard of, besides getting them on the radar of Nintendo to make Pokémon Go.
>>721413841
>>721413714invented the concept of wasting time/10
>>721413714La Creaditcard/10
>>721413852this but jav
>>721413840Asking for a friend, but are the Aneros really that good?
Kojima went from "im going to die in 10 years" to "let's live 20 30 years and create more "Yeah magic is real
>>721413905I will tell everyone I invented this joke.
>>721413896may I save this for my Geoff folder?
>>721413841THEY LITERALLY CREATED EVANGELION ON STAGE what a legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI
>>721413714I was supposed to sleep/10
Don't care for your shitty livestream, still voting Trump
>>721413714"I heard the term AI slop from my kids"/10
>>721413945>Even his livestreams got a character arcKOJIMA I KNEEL
>>721413890It was fun playing Ingress at university, it's a pretty old one so even the small monuments and the balcony of an old building students couldn't normally access were added as landmarks you can capture so we had to sneak inside
List of everything>OD trailer and footage>Physint concept art and casting>Death Stranding movie by Pig director>Death Stranding anime>Death Stranding anime movie by recent Precure movie director>Sake>Death Stranding Go>Kojima Credit Cards
Well that was interesting but I really wish they started earlier.
You could have cut that stream down to just the OD trailer and that PHYSINT poster
they might be going public...gotta make dat skrilla.
>>721413964Go ahead, its all yours
>>721413852this but anime
directors cut of the stream when
>>721414028Are there 2 anime projects?
they didn't let anyone leave who was on 3 hours ago, they all had sit through this shit to come back on stage. that's terror.
>>721410828Gladly
>>721414052Thanks, Lori.
This is why you shouldn't give the visionaries any power.
>>721413841The lack of pixels gave Phil his lifeforce back WTF>>721413896
>Invents the credit card to put you into debt
>>721414094Are you kidding? Look at how industrious he is. He's got everything going for him. His colleagues are alarmed.
I bet they're having a nice barbecue outside, with sausages and everything
do any of the pokemon go clones actually do well? I remember seeing dragon quest and monster hunter ones
>>721414028The anime movie trailer looked so fucking bad. Hack director carried by Toei's talented staff confirmed.
summary: videogames need to evolve, merge with other things... we have streamers, AI, quantum computing... Please don't make me work on videogames please I'd do anything else but please not videogames
>>721414081God I wish she would vomit into the other gal's mouth.
>>721413714>>721405502+150 Likes from Anonymous
>>721414074Yes. One has no info except some white guy announcing it exists and one has a trailer
>>721414145Del Toro is anal voring everyone in that stage as we speak, except the cute girls.
>>721413841Phil standing there thinking. “Fuck I should have sent a recorded message like that Sony guy did.”
>>721414074one is being made by western team that's getting a theatrical release, the other is by a japanese team that's probably going on a streaming service
>>721414145everyone gets to finger del Toro anus
>>721414226>Lays off thousands of xbox employees >Takes pointless vacations to Japan at the company's expenseBased
>>721413841How do you even tell Phil and Geoff apart?White piggu arr rook same
>>721411820>>721411964Love you guys let's all make it
>>721414157>but please not videogamesKojisan, your ass is mine for 10 years. Suck it up, buttercup. We have the entertainment industry to conquer.
>>721414074One guy made Raised by Wolves one guy did nu Precure
>>721413896Phil looks so disgusted...
>>721412282dont bother playing that garbage ever
What's he going to suck again?
>>721412421kojima is so washed up lmao
>>721414327>Raised by WolvesI miss it bros
>>721414338he's just old.
>>721414441They already said it. Prostate juice.
>>721412546BASED!
>>721414441Oh wait both the Precure guy and the Raised by Wolves guy are here
>>721413027MGS4 isn't coming either
https://www.youtube.com/live/D8uF8VQVT7I?feature=shared&t=10159For future reference of del toro's prostate getting fingered
>>721414338>they call him Mike instead of Phil It honestly helped make him more relatable.
>>721412949kojima doesn't play any games, he's a worthless boomer shabbos goy
>>721414619That's Mike Rosoft.
Do gays need to get prostate exams? Are the tumors large enough to be felt by a dick? Serious question what's the science on this
>>721414669kekI'm going back and taking stills of things I missed because I was late. Here's the first clue for the game OD. There's a card that's pushed through the door with a strange pattern and insignia on it. Kojima san said there's way too many clues to the game in these images so look at them carefully
So why has sage been turned off for the past couple days?
>>721414548I really wish people can stop calling him the Precure guy when he's hardly done that much for the franchise, in the grand scheme of things
>>721414826Perhaps AI can be used as a tool to reconstruction what the blurred out words could be?
