9 days.Can you feel the storm that is approaching?
I've been waiting my entire life for this moment
Carol is sexy and cute I love her!
Reject DEI and Wokeslop.Embrace Onirism.
>>721434830Fat red tits please
>nyanrism
where is she, choco~!?
>>721438383How dare you lose hope as triumph draws ever near, infidel!
>>721435363Careful! Shes a size queen
obvious marketer thread. they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>721438702Blueberry's got both the properties of rubber and gum and can stretch his penis to any size at will
will have beteterrererr playerd retendtsions than boredlands s4ore 4 isnt an n but i felt p eopl might be stupid and not get that snore sounds like 4 si i put the 4 in their
>>721440921Anon, are you OK?Do you need a glass of water or something?
Removing IP count was truly a blessing for these threads.
>>721440921>current level of mindbreak of the average Onirism anti>>721441829BS, they always did good numbers. C-Team threads were often 150-200 IPs, often more
Choco do a Palworld crossover
>>721434830I can't wait for all the Carol cosplayers once this game blows up!
>>721443107I know, right? Imagine how much bigger the playerbase is going to be. Maybe even double digit average player counts!
>>721443283CopeOnirism animated series soon
>>721443107but not by grown up woman please
>>721443107>tfw no pedo gf to cosplay as carol and seduce little girls for mewhy live
The big titties have to go.
>>721444008I believe Ghislaine Maxwell is currently single
>>721436913What outfit is that?
>>721444168
>>721444168I should prob get them big titty mods when 1.0 hits
>attend carolcon>see a cute lg in carol cosplay>she's cosplaying a modded outfit
why does this girl dream of handling realistic guns so much?
>>721444647something something watched westerns and action movies with her dad
>>721444859carol isn't american is she
What are some other games that are blatantly and transparently being obviously shilled?
some retard posted this in the onicord. maybe don't post lewdmod screenshots in front of the dev, you freak.
>>721445103Silksong, Undertale, Deltarune
>>721445103silksongany nintendo game
>>721444617Can you imagine? A big, popular non-loli artist makes a fanart, but is too autistic to realize he's drawing a mod exclusive outfit.Who's gonna out themselves they know about it first, though.
>>721445103silent hill f
>>721438904this and the stupid hero emergency call game are so obviously shilled here
>>721434830I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOACHINGPROVOOOOKINGBLACK SEETHES IN ISOLATION
>>721445019No but she's extremely warlike and violent for a Frenchie
Serious question here, guys. I am genuinely curious: are you guys being paid per post, or is it like an hour/per diem thing? How do I get in on that? I'll shill the fuck out of this shit ass game if I get paid to do so.
>>721445858True chads like cunny and old-school platformers. It's simple
>>721445858How dare you doubt the autism and obsession of us Onibros.
I WISH CAROL HAD YOUNG LINK'S TUNIC AS AN OUTFIT, INCLUDING THE HAT.
>>721446040Yeah, see, shit like this is why everyone knows you're being paid to advertise. Nobody fucking talks like this.
>>721445858Carol demands it.
>nobody takes like thisonibros dowe have our own language
Also, I imagine commissioning artists to draw "fan art" is part of the game's budget, right? Or is it like the concept artists and stuff doing it as part of their job?
>>721446645Yes! Especially this one
>>721446815Scavenger outfit AIEEEEEE
what's stopping you from 3D printing your own line of carol figurines?
>>721447423Having a 3D printer. Also I know my way around blender but I would have no idea how to make a regular model 3D printable. I intend to look into it soon.
bros...
>>721451023Why she got fangs
this is being the longest september of my life bwos...
>>721451253'cuz she sucks
C-teambros...The Renata stocks are worthless. The next game features an alien greenskin hag with daddy issues.
>>721453061Beebzcoin is even worse.
>>721453576At least Beebz is still the star of her own game.Renata is abandoned.
>>721453645>At least Beebz is still the star of her own gamebut at what cost?
>>721445858We do it for free.
>>721454814>pregnant women that consume french media are at increased risk of their babies being born onirism fansif only we'd known sooner
Bros...I need an update to C-team mod....
Threadly reminder that the geargrit dev joined the cord and knelt in front of the onirism.
Reminder that the update will also bring its share of big titty monster girls.
>>721434830why are you pedophiles suddenly in competition with furfags for the most insufferable niggers on the internet award?
>>721445103disco elysium
>>721457230Silence.You will boughtenify the Onirism.Buy it before Oct 2, 'cause the price will go up when it leaves EA.
>>721457032who will be the next to kneel?
reminder
>>721457583Nobeta dev for not commissioning art of carol and nobs together.
>>721443107>generated imagelmfao
>>721457493I really dislike the new visual of the water guns, they feel less impactful, the old one is better.
>>721457493Actually, the game will remain at the current price for a brief moment after the 1.0 release.Still, DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITYIT'S A $70 VALUE GAME FOR JUST $17.99THAT'S RIGHT, NO MICRO TRANSACTIONS, NO PAID BOOSTERS, NO LOOTBOXES WITH PAID KEYS TO OPEN THEMPAY ONCE, GET THE WHOLE GAMEORDER RIGHT NOW
>>721458541I like the knew vfx better, it actually looks like water. some shoot pellets that look similar to the old vfx though.
I'm just in it for the whimsical level styles.and big spider milf tits
>>721458710>NO MICRO TRANSACTIONS, NO PAID BOOSTERS, NO LOOTBOXESAnd no one actually playing the fucking game.
the GOTY is in the bag
I have no idea what this game is and I've seen it for over 5 years
>>721459417Game?
>shoreline hasn't posted a new weapon of the weekuh...
>>721459417Everytime the same post and everytime a gameplay reply
>>721459314The world is not ready.
These threads are more active than the game will ever be lol
>>721459815Whaddya mean? They posted this just recently?Granted you can't see when exactly and they call the bubbler a "starting weapon".https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X2xv3DEia9g
>>721460703BFFs
>>721440251But he chooses not to because he likes men.
>>721460947Slander. He is a healthy teenager with an ever-growing interest on the ladies.
Post more fan art
>>721462169We ran out.
>>721462290Nah
>>721461434Hey just experimenting. Ultimately he knows that he loves human cock the most.
>>721462290We just need to dig into ancient archives.
>>721445220>any nintendo gamefuck off
>>721463274CULTURAL PHENOMENA
>>721462426Cute
i really wish the arcade modes would unlock some weapons or toys for the main story or something, its sad that they're just...there. Hopefully enough people actually play them online to warrant their existence since most of them are really fun.
>>721445103E33
>>721463742It's a pretty common wish and I think Choco said there will be rewards or some kind.No mention what exactly.
*munch munch*
>>721463858i guess playing them for achievements would be a bare minimum
>>721464073I will eat that wafer!
>>721464640No, think of the cooties!
humiliation ritual
>>721446815is there sauce for a full image?
>they think me and my fellow onibros need to be paid to shill carols game Aieeee
>>721465813yes
>>721465890Wouldn't doing it for free be worse because then you share something in common with the jannies?
Is this game good even if you're not attracted to prepubescent girls?
>>721465934May I have it? :)
Is it still buggy as fuck?
>>721466260What ? 2 hats? Among us ?
>>721466021>not attractedYou sick fuck. I bet you have an adult women fetish too.
>>721466076sorry it was a catbox link and I didn't save it since that site blocks my country
>>721466260>>721466324lmao 2hat
>>721467038They made up and made out after that.
>>721435363Carol can't be sexy because she's a fucking child, and childs are inherently unsexy.
>>721467425>she's a fucking childShe's WHAT kind of child!?!?!?!?!??!!?
>>721466963Okay?
>>721467425Says you.
>>721466198Very. 1.0 should fix a lot of the mess, but I won't expect it to be bug free, especially after hearing about the AMD GPU problems.
1.0 will still have a lot of fuckable bugs
>>721469321Ummm, spiders aren't bugs
>>721468882Thanks for the heads up, I guess I'll give it a couple weeks after 1.0 to see if things improve.
>>721466016I don't do it for free, I do it in fear of carol.
>>721466632:(
>>721469405But bees are and IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>721467945The art featuring carol and the c team is always kino
>zzzZZZzzz mmfph that feels funny... w-wha huh? oi, big guy, what are you doing under the covers, and where are my pajama bottoms?!How do you respond without getting arrested?
>>721472413And then what happened??
>>721472505Beat her with a radiator detector until she stops moving, then put Toy Story on the TV for her to watch the next day?
>>721472874She killed the demons.
>>721473415Even beebz??
>>721471691>1.0 will see a price hike as wellNooo, I like my games like I like my girls. Cheap and early access.
You boys behaving?
>>721474350UNNNGHHH SEX WITH MENGSTEAMY HOT ANIMALISTIC BALLS-DEEP MATING PRESS SEX WITH MENG WITH LOTS OF SLOPPY KISSING AND hand holding <3
>>721473713No, Carol needed a cameraman.
>>721460917
>>721472505
>>721434830What is this?
>>721475162>s-stop, I feel like i'm gonna pee!
>>721475113why did she do it?
>>721434830just waiting for the signal post
>>721473713nevermind there it issignal is up and embeds are live lads
>Carol and Anubia and Beebz and most of the C-Team still not on The Karters 2come on bros help a blenderlet out.
>>721475926I'm on it
>>721476965Why is there smoke coming out of your Carol?
>>721477251She's in heat.
>>721477251she's a hot child
>>721478415We can go hotter
>>721476965What is she using to click the keys?
>>721471463inb4 carol is always picking oddjob.
>>721446040All three of you? The other four are getting paid to do it.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
bros pls, i won't get paid my sandwich unless the thread reaches 200 posts.
The comfy /v/ lobbies will be kinoCan't wait
>>721482206>connect to /v/ lobby>downloading: lewdplugin.wav
>>721482206Man, that's pretty amazing that they've managed to get every single person who plays the game in the same lobby.
>>721483357Very funny and original joke, anon
>>721484701The only joke is the concurrent player count for this blatantly shilled game. Six fucking years of trying market it, and it barely clears single digit daily players.
>>721446815if anyone has the full version, help a brother out
why are the days so long?
>>721484926it's not how you start a race. it's how you finish it eventually.
what type of merchandise do you guys think realistically choco would greenlight apart from the already existing old merch?
>>721486596action figures? toy guns?anubia figurines?
>>721484701It's literally the only thing they have. Shitposters got methodically cucked out of everything else: the 32 player meme (formerly the 26 player meme), the plushies, the nearly extinct Goblinism term and now the game being released with Choco promising endless updates on top. Anti-Onirism fags literally can't stop losing and it's truly a beautiful sight.
>>721486596carol beanie babies
Anubiabros, look!
>>721487171
>>721489453>Carol del Ocho
>we want the am*rican audience
>>721489453Taru?!
>>721434830This game only has like 10 players and is only ever talekd about on this shithole website lmaooo
>>721491265So you're saying that Carol is the face of /v/.
>>721434830Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom
>tell mr choco to double my pay if he wants me to keep bumping his shill threads
>>721467945wonder if any Onibros here have played PEAK with the other anons from the PEAK threads
>8 years of dev time>hasn't even made 50k in sales>single digit player numbers day after day>spends every waking hour shilling the game in as many ways possible, replying to himself nonstop like a schizo bumping threads from the asshole of page 10 with tears in his eyes>this will amount to nothing and 9 days from now he might break double digit player numbers at best after hundreds of hours of shillingi can feel the ack approaching
>>721493291Your ack? Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Did that mod ever get updated? I don't keep up with these threads
>And then I told him, if you keep my thread from getting archived, I'll give you kiss. I'm not actually going to give him a kiss but he's in the thread right now, keeping it bumped. Isn't that so funny, nobby?
>>721491567Would he top if Carol seduced him tho?
Poasting in carol... 's thread! Heehee~ :3
>>721493947https://files.catbox.moe/qwmgo0.mp4
>>721490247trump will make this game illegal
I was about to make a post calling all of you pedo faggots but decided to watch some gameplay first, and god dammit I get it
>>721494908>decided to watch some gameplay firstmeanwhile, the gameplay
>>721494908I fail to see how these two terms could possibly be attributed to this game.
>>721495162Very healthy girl
>>721495209true thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYWsExAGKhE
>>721494908Okay watch this then
>>721495541bless this post
>>721495541Watch THIS
>>721495745wtf is this real
>>721495708>this imagine single handedly led choco to add the holy hand grenade in the game oniGODs shouldn't be this powerful...
SOVL
*faints*
Well. It'll make more of a profit margin than borderlands 4 guaranteed. So good job french dev guy.
Can Meng breed with a human?
>>721499958I'll gladly become the test subject for this potentially monumental discovery.
>>721447582i think you just need to export in a certain format, and make sure your model have anti-gravity-support-walls for things printed (depending on how expensive the printer is)
>>721459314i still think it would have been funnier if that said 34 instead of 32
>*smugs at you, comfily*
>>721486596Microbikini Matriarch revoltech figurine
>>721502095
i get the job market is tough nowadays, so i understand the hustle. i hope you guys are being paid above minimum wage to make these posts, at least
>>721505465>marketerthis is how i know you're stupidnoone hires pedophiles so this is clearly organic
>>721505514i'd be inclined to agree, but i've very rarely seen a thread this heavily astroturfed before, that thats the only thing i can think to explain it
>>721445103Elden Ring on release
>>721505556>i'd agree but ive never been to /v/ before and im a blind retardyea nah fuck off mate
>>721505465The irony is that Chocololi sees no financial gain from these threads, he’s just an autistic French pedophile that wants to fuck his daughter that he lost custody to. He does this for pleasure because he’s a mentally ill schizo, not for money
>>721505664you seem upset. im guessing you are not in fact being paid above minimum wage. hopefully its enough to at least make rent, buddy. prayin for ya
>the thread is dead?>get on roblox and find more marketers
>>721505790nigger i just lost my borderlands engagement contract so no im not happy you stupid bastard fucking faggot pitchford had to go shit himself all over twitter for fucking days and now the switch has told them to fuck off
>>721505882i dont know what that means since i havent played the game, but i'm sorry for your loss or something. may Mr. Pitchfork suffer greatly for his transgressions
>>721453645>At least Beebz is still the star of her own gameHer new game sucks and she was kicked out of the C-Team due to steroid abuse
>>721505695>he’s just an autistic French pedophile that wants to fuck his daughter that he lost custody to.Surely, you can bring proofs that he has a daughter in the first place?
>>721466021Yes, the kicker is the loli stuff is all made by the player base, the actual sex appeal in the game is all women with massive tits
>>721446040I play this game and I still hate you and these threads though.
>>721468882>amd gpu problemsnever had any tho
tongue punch carols fartbox
>>721509739
>>721446815>>721446985>>721465813>>721485109https://files.catbox.moe/y1pjem.jpg
>>721434830so what's the setting for this game? is it a peter pan type of deal?
>>721511849More like Alice in Wonderland, but Lewis Carol was a huge Serious Sam and Ratchet & Clank fan.
I'm honestly kind of surprised at how hard this game flopped. I would have expected player numbers similar to little witch nobeta but no, it's much lower.
>>721511761Holy goodness! Is that you, wax?
>>721511849>>721512562with some Doom inspired lore.
alright tell me what are /v/ lobbies going to be like when multiplayer is finally added?
>>721514029Summer levels only
What even is this?
>>721514753https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057640/Onirism/
>>721515272>94%That went down to 89%.
Is this actually a pedophile game or does it just have a female child protagonist? I don't mind either way, I'm just curious. I do intend to play it once it releases but what's with the constant threads for this? Is it like a Peripeteia situation where the dev is from here so he posts his game on here or what?
>>721515642Both
>>721515673That's good, I think Citadel devs weird sexual perversions that make me uncomfortable made the game an overall more enjoyable experience so I'm looking forward to this as well
>>721436284>>721436438So many different flavors to choose from...
>>721511761Thank you
>>721511761Thanks, fren. You were the real bunbun all along
>>721482206THIS!>imagine dabbing on shitters and the chartfags who also boughted, after trying to shit on the game for 3+ years
>>721515642It just has a little girl. It's not like Nobeta.
>>721515673>>721517443What about the performance and glitches? I read some negative reviews and they all complain about performance and glitches, but they're also pretty old. Have those things been fixed with time?
>>721517845Slowly. Dev said most will be dealt with when 1.0 comes. But there's gonna be more polish after that.>>721493396
>>721434830>9 days.wym 9 days? it's tomorrow
>>721434830I can feel the shart that is farting
>>721517845Absolute eurojank. The 1.0 update is supposed to fix a lot of problems, but while a lot has already been fixed, there are still glitches and bugs here and there.
>>721518129Hadeez 2 stole Carol's spotlight
>>721514753
>>721518129Delayed a week because Hades 2. Choco doesn't want to take the risk getting shadowed by it.
>>721518129Check the store, they're too busy fellating a literally who game to adhere to a schedule.
>>721518484>Onirism got delayed because of Slime Rancher 2
>>721518468>>721518484absolute travestyi love this game but lets be real, it aint anything with such a big player base or anticipated enough to the point Hades 2 would steal attention from it(read, it already doesnt have any major attention to begin with)
Review count guess a week after release?Current: 535Realistic: 800Hopeful: 1200I think since the game is technically already out, I don't think 1.0 will have too big an effect on the playerbase.Guessing peak player count will be 100 a few hours after release.
>>721519538Why do you care so much about player counts? Just enjoy the damn game.
>>721519663I will :)But I also want the game to do well because I like the devs and want them to be happy and release more updates high on morale.
Go to jail
>>721436098That's the game? My god it looks like dogshit
>>721519827it's because i have to lower the resolution for 4chan webm mode. the game actually looks gorgeous in its true resolution.
>>721520345No, I was talking about the animation, HUD, and general gameplay
>>721520494some of the arcade maps are still using older assets
>>721489460The thumbnail looked like a gyaru wearing a necktie...
>>721520542Great job ignoring literally every one of the points I mentioned
>>721520709I was talking about the animation (enemies) and HUD. I do expect the game not to click with everyone when it comes to its gameplay.I still wish the best for this game. It reopened my inner childhood wonders.
>>721519785I really like that guy's art, especially the mahou shoujo and the tenshi stuff.
One less day now, onibros
>>721521291is there a bowgirl outfit too?will the mods be ready for the update?
why do people think release will cause a large player count?
>>721521405because it would be fun
>>721522731it could be fun right now
>>721523019Yeah but there's no online mode
>>721523019It was but it's still missing roughly half of the story
