>Turns your grimdark edgy setting into a rip roaring good time Say "Thanks boss"
>>721498817'anks Boss!
>>721498817The book where orks invade a Dark Eldar world was good fun. The edgiest get btfo by the silliest faction
look at me flash boss
>you will never raid and conquer 'umies with your boyzwhy fucking live
>>721498817>SM2 removed Orks for nids>Added the worst chaos faction tooSpace marine 3 better fucking be nids + orks or Ill riot
>Turns your board into off topic shitposting because he watched a youtube video onceGo back to /40kg/ 40kid
>>721500964How do Warhammer Orks handle pow's? Supermutant style cannibalism, shooting them since the idea makes them think too hard, or something else?
I want another Deathwatch twin-stick shooter. That game was more entertaining than it had any right to be given how simple it was and largely appeared to be a good recycling of assets.
>>721498817Fantasy > 40gay
>>721501426No wait it wasn't called Deathwatch, it was Kill Team.
>when /tg/ is so gay that they have to come to /v/
>>721501337Save em to krump em for fun, stick em in a cave as slaves, or eet um. Dont matter.
>>721501337>GMO style food pumped up with growth hormones>slaves >human footballs>target practice
>>721498817
>one Nightfighter shits all over 40K
>>721501636Russel if he Ork
Anyone play speed freaks?
>>721502005I played the alpha before they went full gook with the F2P bullshit. They got the rights back eventually and are trying to sell it as a standalone vidya. I'd consider it if it drops below 20 bucks.
/v/ have you heard about the book of Lorgar?
>>721502005Ive had it downloaded for ages but never tried it. Is it good?
>>721502345>gets their collective shit kicked in by one (1) Firewarrior hopped up on pure autistic rage
>>721502464I'm now reminded that the Tai was introduced to the setting with their own fps game and am depressed knowing that it was shit so we will never get another
>>721500603What book?
>>721502649>whore out your latest idea to the lowest bidder because they're local>becomes the basis for the next 20 years of business in the vidya spaceYou'd think they would've learned their lesson by now. Until they started spooking their own fan animators under the pretenses of IP protection. If you question your own intelligence just remember that you don't work for GW. They get paid to be borderline retarded on a daily basis.
Playing Space Marine 2 made me realize how much I miss orks. They're hilarious.
>>721502649The Tau were introduced during 3rd Edition well before Firewarrior happened. What Firewarrior ended up introducing to 40k was the Tau Pathinder Railrifle. Which is a weapon that was made for the vidya, and GW decided to make actual models with rules for. So they became a weapon option for Pathfinders.
>>721501665lol the xeelee would get owned if the chaos gods stopped fucking about with the great game
>>721503321I called it back when it was announced that Tyrannids were the "main" bad guy years before launch, and Thousand Sons are also voiceless, nameless, faceless, soulless baddies. Probably works better for marketing to the lowest-common-denominator types but throwing in some Eldar or Drukhari would've been such a powerful move. I was disappointed too that Necrons didn't make a real appearance either, would've been a killer last act curveball.
>>721502791Da big dakka All his work books are good
>>721501337They enslave entire planetary populations and work them to death for equipment, then eat the leftovers.
Imagine orkzBut female
>>721507764>OK
Orcs are lame and don't even belong in the setting.
>>721508337Nah, theyre perfect.
grim dark is a pretty shitty concept. Its best shortlived or it tends to have the opposite effect.
>>721508545>grim dark is a pretty shitty concept.Nah, its kino when done right. But to properly pull it off you still do NEED heroes and righteous people in the setting. They don't need to always win. But there should be hope -- a light in the darkness. 40K pulls off the hope aspect pretty well, especially with the return of Guiliman and the Lion.
>>721508545Naw, its perfect.
>>721503515>What Firewarrior ended up introducing to 40k was the Tau Pathinder Railrifle. Which is a weapon that was made for the vidya, and GW decided to make actual models with rules for.Not bad considering it was one of the better weapons they made for the game along with the pulse chaingun and melta. The plasma rifle was alright with its altfire mode that could cut through multiple targets. It was really the pulse rifle and carbine that got fucked the hardest with how dogshit their aiming system was.
>>721508337GLORY GLORY THE REDEEMER, AS I GO PURGING ON
>>721498817THANKS BOSS
>>721502464>hopped up on pure Khornate ragefixed
>>721508734summat's not right about dis git...
They cute.
>>721508248I'm fappen
>>721508337Dark and edgy teen mad 40k isn't dark and edgy
>>721508734This is racist
>>72150833740k orks are the best depiction of them in any fictional setting.
>>721508684The weapon itself was decent on the tabletop. There were arguments over whether Pathfinders were the best place for it, but it was at least good for having a better ranged weapon for them that could be utilised alongside Markerlights which is what you primarily used Pathfinders for.
>>721509508>40k orks are the best depiction of them in any fictional setting....the Elder Scrolls?...the Lord of the the Rings?
KHEE - KHEEE - AHEM!Bobby G = Dorn = Lion > Sangy = Khan > Peter > Alpharius/Omegon > Corax > Lorgar >>>Ferrus >>> Russ >>> Mortarion, fullgrim, angron, horus, curze
>>721508337This is such an utterly retarded statement I can only hope it's bait. Orks are the part of the setting that weathered the times the best.
>>721510062>Dorn = LionAren't they basically the same character personalitywise? They're both super stoic and loyal tacticians
>>721500603Dark Eldar have worlds?
>>721508337You misunderstand ork in wh. Its actually pretty genius that they operate by almost toon logic, the other races are in pure shock of the concept, pure existential cosmic horror of say mountain of scrapmetal moving only becase gorrillion somewhat psyky 8 feet tall muscle monsters willed it to move, and obliterating regiments with one salvo. From our perspective (and ork btw) its almost commedical. But not to the races fighting them.
>>721502345Yes. I am actually looking for an original copy. Do you happen to know where I can procure one?
>>721510414Lion is kinda more shady and secluded, and even more autistic, but basically a better swordsman with anime tier primarch bullshit hacks.As a general, they are seemingly on par.
>>721510414One is a turbo stubborn autist and the other is a wild animal who pretends to be an intelligent man.
Not even a fan of Orks but Ghazghkull is based
>>721510532>mountain of scrapmetal moving only becase gorrillion somewhat psyky 8 feet tall muscle monsters willed it to moveAnd also because of all the tech too advanced for Admech there made by Meks.
>>721510058>elder scrollsGeneric green tribals that are all about muh honor. Boring.>...the Lord of the the Rings?LOTR inspired most depictions of orcs in fantasy stories, including warhammer, but in the books themselves they don't have much going on. They're just obstacles for frodo and the rest to overcome.
>>721510414The Lion isn't a fucking raging autist underneath. The only time he got angry he immediatly regretted it
>>721508734Look at this digga
>>721508734That hammer will kill at least one person.
>>721498817why do these blokes like checkered patterns so much
>>721511160>
>>721511018well yeah, he punched the head of one of his sons clean off. Dorn raged more, but he never actually strangled any of his own
>>721511545it's really funny no one seems to remember the context of this:>ship is invaded by fucking demons>all litteral hell is breaking loose>many are dying>Lion in a desperate bid decides to ignore the Nikdea's edict for the time being and allow the psykers to use their powers>Chapelain fuckface BUT MUH EDICT x100>Lion bitchslaps him but forgets he's a primarch and it explodes the dude's head>he's immediatly stricken with griefNot like he killed someone because he looked at him funny, meanwhile Dorn tardraged at Garro
>>721511646Yeah but what about his and and the space wolfs little war they fought?Him and Russ tarded out equal.
>>721511720Which one? The one where the wolf shot a ship the Lion clearly said not to shoot? The one where he stationned some men to take down from withing? The same war where Leman cunt was too busy hiding his furry problems letting the war dragged on leading to unneccerasy casualties? Isn't it the war where the Lion did a clean and quick kill and was knightly enough to never use the furry case against this tard?
>>721511646I don't deny that chaplain was out of line, leandros tier shit. But come the fuck on, its like me going to a nagging toddler and twisting his head off because I'm stressed.>>721511720yeah, lion literally succumbed to the smoothbrain furry level at this point.
Man I wish we could fight those guys in Darktide.
>>721511720Russ is an asshole, and probably deserved it.
>>721511783What more should he have expect from Russ?He knew his brother.
>>721511810funnily enough I think Leandros is vastly missunderstood: he proved he was much more than a codex-humper and remembered fookin' Horus turned to chaos so no one was safe.>>721511872The Lion's flaw is that he's usually 100% right but never bothers explaining why because he thinks everyone should fall in line. But that doesn't excuse Leman from pulling a "don't you dare humiliate me again" when he had to come to Lion and apologize for KILLING HIS MEN
>>721511868>>721511872this. For being a steadfast stoic strategic general, he should've predicted the retarded furry brothers chimpout. Or better yet, try to avoid him all together. The point is, that russ is a tool, but thats expected. Lion should never succumb to such levels>>721510062this is true, but sangy is a fan favorite. And everyone forgets about vulcan
>>721511976holly fuck russ is such a braindead up his own ass retard. Seriously, space wolfs are better without him
>>721512084Pretty sure even the men who knew him said the same thing lol. Him Perturabo and Lorgar are failures to a legion of gigachads
>>721503321I remember getting a bit sick of>TAKES MORE THAN THAT TA KILL AN ORK
>>721512038>russ is a toolRuss is and his are worse, theyre the beasts, the executioners. >>721511976And if anyone deserves an apology from Russ its Magnus.
>>721512228apology for what? Being willing to listen? It's all on magnus this one
>>721510062>receive new soldiers>your first order is to kill 10% of them because they aren't perfectPeter is an autist
>>721508834The canon explanation for that game being that Khorne decided to supercharge some random blueberry on his first day on the job as a laugh is great.
>>721512134Disagree on Peter and lorgar. Lorgar did shady shit, but to his credit, the fucker accomplished things. Even the horrific fusion of marines and demons is a success in his own right. But the guy was a selfmarkPeter, aside from his dumbfuck spergouts on his own men, was arguably a better general than horus. Low key carried the heresy and the siege. His commitment to NOT fall to chaos drugs is cool too, as well as just deciding to not be a sacrifice for his coombrain brother.
>>721512342I think a few WB said they were bearing Lorgars and saw him as a petulant manchild. Perty is indeed an excellent general but never should have had acess to a legion. Both sides got carried by the IW
>>721512304I placed peter high basically because >>721512342Occasional smoothbrain behavior is a must for traitor primarchs, but the guy put in the work overall
>>721512228Apology? What for, exactly? Russ pleaded Magnus not to resist and let himself be taken back to Terra, Magnus simply chose to ignore Russ and decided to let his legion die along with himself as a punishment (and got jebaited by the Big Bird)
What’s the point of the squats? They don’t fit in 40kLike they don’t seem scary or dangerous at all. They have zero strugglesIs there even any stories about them and other factions? You can’t even them being able to take ok Orks
>>721510058>the Elder Scrolls?Walking piles of Daedric shit
>>721512421>>721512342Nigga tamed ascended Angron too.
>>721511146Two if he aims it right
>>721510062>doing my nigga Ferrus THIS dirtyGET YE GONE, GEEDUBS GOLEM
>>721512654ah yeah, another based Peter moment. Unironically, he can go from russ-mortarion-angron level dumbfuckery to absolutely based status in a span of one story or novel
>>721512304A bit nonsensical that they actually went along with it really, there's no way that situation wouldn't have ended in instant mutiny.
>>721512654>when facts and logic actually work
>>721512712His last conversation with his sister is good writing. His whole Primarch novel is so solid.It becomes hard not to feel some compassion for the demigod.
>>721512712Accurate depiction of a talented super-sperg, honestly.
>>721512689bro, just listen... you have to let it go. He's dead since 3rd book. Hyped up to extreme, supposedly drowned a necron construct in a pool of lava with bare hands etc... and is perma killed by a coombrain with a dildo.I'm not saying he wasn't cool in concept. Its that he never did shit, never got the chance. Therefore, such low rating.
>>721512342>Peter, aside from his dumbfuck spergouts on his own men, was arguably a better general than horusNever thought about it that way, but I kinda agree
>>721501052Sorry your getting Tau and Death Guard.
my only complaint about the ps1 warhammer games is the greenies never talk
>>721498817Fanks, Baawss!
Anyone read Undying?
>>721512883he got killed by Griffith
>>721512938They were always meant to be footie hooligans though right? That vocalization must have been in the creators brain the entire time Id imagine.
>>721498817Orks if they Joe Dante.
>>721512342>His commitment to NOT fall to chaos drugs is cool tooHe's a daemon prince tho.
>>721513169It's fine in moderation bro
>>721513229There's nothing moderate about being a Demon Prince. You are now forever shackled to your God's will and your power diminishes outside of Warp IIRC.Considering the revelation that Primarchs are Warp creatures as well, far more than their crude flesh, that's honestly a downgrade.
>OLD WAYS DA BEST YA ERE!>CUS NO 'ETAL STUFF AN STILL SMASH GOOD!>DAT DA PROPPA WAY!>WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH
>>721512883>bro, ju-NOMY SEETHING IS ETERNAL
>>721513169no actual evidence yet. We just assume he is a demon by now.
>>721513309Yeah but everyone in that pic is undivided.
>>721513309yeah, that is why even tamest of primarchs like Guilliman are basicaly going "demon prince? get these hands!" even in a handicap state. Their bullshit primarch hacks are god tier, not chaos-slave tier.
'ate everyone don't touch me god swordglory to Big High War Godsimple as
>>721513478>like Guilliman are basicaly going "demon prince? get these hands!"Mortarion and Nurgle had his number again until Emps saved the day outta nowhere.
>>721513551>crippled Bobby in a wheelchair armor taking on powered up smelly mothman with full backup of papa nurgle on his own>dad cames in and equalizes things, mothman and papa nurgle folds, Bobby has no problems being an avatar and a conduit>after that Bob just decides that he is not crippled anymore, fuck that, we balling full power primarch againTraitor jobbers on suicide watch
>>721513739>Traitor jobbers on suicide watchArks of Omen dun changed the game bro.
>>721508248PHWOOOAAAR
>>721513862how? didn't the lion just returned with his new teleportation ability and instantly bodied angron?
>>721513309If peter ended up shackled to all 4, I see little reason to believe that they'd ever agree to have him do anything
>All these fags unironically praising smurfwankery and rowboat coming backIt is as I feared. Matt Ward has made you his.
>>721514030nigga, guilliman is arguably the only somewhat down to earth protag this thing could get. Lion is a nice addition though.
MY FELLOW COM- *ahem* KOMPAYTREEOTZBETWIXT GORK AND MORK,WHO'S DA GREENIST OF 'EM ALL?
>>721513974Chaos now has the "key to the ultimate weapon" and Vashtorr is a major player and contributor in chaos's corner.Of course with the Lion back its not a total loss for Empire but when the FUCK are we getting Girllieman and Old Man Lion meeting for fucks sake?
>>721514101loyalist primarchs should have never returned>you just want the setting to stay the same forever?????Yes
>>721514130GORK IZ DA GREENEST OF DEM ALL, YA GIT
>>721514130
>>721498817I want an Ork simulator game. I wish those jews at WB hadn't copyrighted the Nemesis system. It'd be a perfect fit.
>>721514201I kinda agree on the whole "move on without primarchs" thing, but its the second best option we are getting.
>>721513981Apparently Medrengard is just FILLED with infighting and backstabbing. Peter raises his sons as shitty as his adopted dad.
>>721514394something akin to Shadow of Mordor yeah
>>721498817Remember when libtards tried to say orks were an allegory for black people? lol.
>>721498817can't lose if you're having funpropah that
>>721514739an eldar philosopher said the orks won because they never ask questions about shit which don't matter
>>721514654Save Orks are 100$ inspired but its not even in an insulting way and africans were FAR from the only human race with warriors wearing magic paint into battle.
>>72151473940k orks are the perfect beings, life is just one big brawl with the boys and you do what you love forever
>>721514768>>721514987indeed, true joy lies in simplicity
Nice threads, thanks. Night gents.
>>721514919why there are so many black dantes on the left
>>721515172'ave a proppah sleepy lad
>>721515172this isn't discord no need to annonce your departure
>>721512591They are definitely the most boring race and possibly a dog of things to come of 40k becoming generic sci Fi
more like 40gay
>>721498817worst faction, even faggy spaceelves are bettereat fungicide, boss
>>721514654They still do in D&D. Unfortunately /tg/ can't shake them off.
>>721508337actually they fit perfectlytau on the other hand are gay and retarded
>>721513068Yes. Dwarfs vs Orcs is basically norf fc vs souf
>>721498817Orks torture people for fun and run slave labour camps and human meat farms. The silliness is over played and mostly from secondaries
>>721498817Ghaz PLEASE lock in... Your race has a like a 5% winrate You could have been Krorks if you stayed fighting the tyranids DO SOMETHING
>>721520449>he still used to chaoswanknext you gonna say the blackstone pilons could shut the great rift
>>721498817I thought orks were stupid for the longest time, but seeing how serious stupid everything became, they’re one of the last bastions of not taking itself too seriously before becoming Reddit.
>changing the storyline from 2 srconds to midnight to a rolling plot is way better!>the events of the rolling plot are irrelevant and nothing of actual concequence ever happens
>>721498817Post more grot smut ya gits.
i'd love a game like overlord but with orks and grots>make your own warboss>slowly grow your boyz and waaaaagh until you can conquer the planet and blast off on a rok
>>721522464ywnbw
>>721498817Tyranids may be the objectively tightest shit but I will always appreciate da boyz for what they bring
>>721502464Not canon
>>721515328it just what Stormcast look like when they don't have the Blue and Gold colour scheme
>>721508337the setting is lame and don't even deserve orks*what a weird series of typos, sorry guys.
>>721508545If anything, Grimdark is getting more traction now with more games going with that look, both tabletop and Vdiya with stuff like Trench Crusade, 28Mag and 1490 Doom
>>721524658>tighest shitwhat does it mean in non niggerbabble?
>>721524658Something that tickles my autism for Tyranids is the hooves. It was done because it's easier to mold but it just looks so inconsistent with the rest of walking blenders design.
>>721524658What about Ork Genestealers?
>>721525432orkstealer cults never last long because it the natural orks will inherently notice and weed them out
They should bring back all the primarchsYes, all 22 of them
>>721498817Play Fumes if you want a proper Gorkamorka game instead of Speed Freaks. Why oh why did they make the game a PvP always online game.
>>721525924Nah they should bring back a few and them kill them off permanently in really meaningless and pathetic ways
>>721525817Wouldn't it be impossible in the first place since Genestealer requires sex to spread their genes?
>>721498817Thanks boss
>>721504056>All his work books are goodHe retconned eldar to be like gender fluid goldfishes. He is woke.
>>721526352common misconceptionthe genestealer kiss creates hybrids, and those hybrids get horny and fug to make more hybridsas long as there are purestrain stealers jabbin their tongues into orks there can be ork stealershowever I am not sure if orkstealer spores are viable and/or create orkstealers
>cloned fulgrim and horus>now has access to every primarch's geneseed through alpha primus' progenoidhow come nobody cared to use Dorn's hand to clone him too?
>>721526352I think they can just infact a person without raping them, so it should be doable, and Ork Genestealer were brought up a couple of years ago in a White Dwarf, so it's something GW is vaguely interested in bringing back
>>721526585Why doesn't he clone a better hairline
>>721526652he shows off his impressive cranium housing the greatest mind in the Galaxy
>>721526352The spores from the infected Ork would just be the next generation
>>721526652Its a 18D chess move you couldn't comprehend. (Slaanesh keeps making all the clones bald cuz its funny)
>>721501621>>721501635>>721505039What about rape?
>>721527201Why would Orks bother with rape? More fun to set them on fire or blow them up.
>>721527201I doubt they even have dicks or a sex drive in general.
>>721527731much like real fungi, Orks ARE dicks
>>721527731If they don't have Dicks how can a work take part in a pissing contest?
>>721527201how can a mushroom rape?
>>721501337They fucking eat them
>>721527789Is it mentioned they have pissing contests? If so then likely they would have a cloaca to dispose of liquid and solid waste.
>>721527924They use humie teeth as currency as well iirc.
>>721508337Orks are the greatest faction in both Warhammers and their presence in 40k is what immediately differentiates it from other sci fi shitSeriously, how many space games do you know that have fucking orcs and goblins in them^
>>721512735Marines are brainwashed into admiring and obeying their Primarch, literally built into their geneseed.
>>721510525They invade a part of commoragh and stomp the deldar pretty bad.
>>721498817Orks are the only thing that give me that pure old 'fantasy in space' feeling in 40k anymore. Everything else is just edge and I don't care for it
>>721528040They mostly use orc teeth because 'umie teeth are too small, so It's like spare change at best. Bad Moons are the richest clan because their teeth grow back fast.
>>721528346>casually figures out how to use webway portalsproblem, spikeys?
>>721510058>...the Elder Scrolls?Who the fuck actually cares about those orcs aside from for charbuilding purposes? I've literally never seen anyone bring up ES Orc lore.>...the Lord of the the Rings?Tolkien himself admitted they're an underdeveloped aspect of his setting and nobody cares much about them other than as 1-dimensional baddies.
>>721508337Warhammer in general has the most cringe inducing race fanbases in fiction>dwarf redditors>orc redditors>high elf faggots>le ebin human religious crusader
>>721529043Orks always knew how to use the webway. Well at least their weirdboyz did. It was their primary mode of transport in the war in heaven.
>>721514131>Ghenghis Khan became first human Daemon Prince>Perturabo met Hashutqrd?
>>721529736don't worry about it
>>721529736>Ghenghis Khan became first human Daemon PrinceDoombreed. Not sure if just headcanon.
>>721527476>>721527731>>721527841So they're safe-edgy, got it. Warcraft 1-2 orcs remain unparalleled.
