post clips if you have em
>>721504890soulless
>>721504890
>>721505597soul in game like this depends solely on music90's and 00's punk = soulhiphop of any era = soulless
>>721505597The entire game is soulless corpopunk. Business suits saying, "How do you do, fellow diverse counter culture punks?" I don't know if these threads are full of paid shills or unironic NPCs, but there's no way normal human beings aren't cringing at every line of dialogue and every creative/artistic decision made.
>4 repliesjeet marketing budget already ran dry?
>>721506764I am sure you like to tell yourself how intelligent you are and how strong your identity politics are and how unique they make you, but we are heterosexuals playing the game for the gameplay, not the dialogue
>>721506764>cringing at every line of dialogue and every creative/artistic decision made.yeah, no shit. its dogshitskating around feels good though and theyre asking about art direction on the survey they want people to take, so i really dont give too much of a fuck.
>>721507115This game kinda proves that gameplay is all that matters. Everything else is bad to mediocre but it's still fun to play.
>*filters me*
>>721504890i went a bit too hard on the feedback survey and now i feel bad. i hope they don't ban me for tearing them a new asshole. but they gotta know.
>>721507887even the survey was a piece of shit. a ton of incredibly repetitive questions where it felt like I was giving the same answer"what don't you like?""okay but what don't you like about CHALLENGES?"I JUST TOLD YOU IN THE PREVIOUS QUESTION ABOUT WHAT I DONT LIKE. I get better management of survey data but fuck me was it annoying.
>>721507880you can't drop in? how long have you been trying it? it shouldn't really take that long tbqhwy
>>721506764>there's no way normal human beings aren't cringing at every line of dialogueYou're correct. I just turned it off.
>>721506764I hate every single character so far and I despise the shop and most of the customization options, those glasses are ridiculousbut I'm having fun skating around, especially at the spots I've seen IRL
>>721508235>especially at the spots I've seen IRLelaborate
>icecream trucks play a song when you get near them SOVL
>>721508363nta but skate 4's map is based off of san fran, a bit of ny and LA/cali.
>>721505597But enough about you let's talk about skate.
Reminder that San Van bimbofication is a very real and dangerous phenomenon.
I HATE MEGA RAMPSI HATE STUNT CHALLENGESI HATE CAVEMAN FROM THE TOP OF LE SKYSCRAPER
>>721508893idk about all of that. i just switched into a dickies hoodie and changed my grip tape to an anime girl...
>>72150813220 years
>>721507880Standing on a board at all filtered me. I have terrible inner ear balance so things like skateboards, ice/roller skates, bikes, etc are a huge struggle for me.
>>721508990>anime girlits already happening. You WILL be a ditzy skate-brained babe with a giant ass from pushing and popping all day.
if you're going to keep posting these, take it to /vm/ or /vg/
>>721509627>You WILL be a ditzy skate-brained babei walked to a local pizza joint 2 days ago, and was subconsciously sort of scoping out spots as i went. its already happening. the skater eyes are real
>>721508990there's an anime girl griptape? asking for a friend.>>721510000i don't mind taking it to /vg/ since we have an almost permanent thread up these past few days, but it depends if it's really getting that much traffic to be worthwhile or it's just some shillbots and a few autists like me. mods should just say so if its in a place to switch to a general. >mods>being involved or doing anything, everthey call me the joker
>>721510298first defence in off topic threads is the OP.
>>721510298indeed. market mile, worker box
Was thinking of dropping the game for a bit until updates but am really itching to play it. Also, it would be sweet if they implement SKATE mode with the other players inputs displayed on your screen
>>721510442oh, thats pretty ugly. though it does have that classic 80s/90s kinda sailor moon anime style so maybe i'd use it sometimes.
>>721511174yeah, i ended up switching back to the graffiti tape from the same box. too bright
>>721510442is that.. Sailor Jupiter?
>>721510442this is what they took from you
>>721511601dont be gross dude
between this and NHL I gotta stop playing EA games man. this shit has gone too far.
>>721508921But it's just like my favorite youtuber
>>721511227Show graffiti tape
>>721511601AWOOOGA AWOOOGA AWOOOGA
>>721511601Hookups is still sroundhttps://hookupsofficial.myshopify.com/collections/skateboards
>>721511601stolen art fuck jeremy klein
>>721511961>all of the good ones are sold outSad! Might go for the Nun
>have a deal with Girl and Chocolate>no Girl or Chocolate decks or wheelswhat did they mean by this?
>>721511910
>>721512207there are a couple girl wheels anon..
>>721512015>anon learns anarcho-punks don't give a fuck about intellectual property
>game has wallrun and monkey bars toojesus they want skate to be the ultimate extreme sports game or what
>>721512334Ah yeah man, so anarcho-punk to run a business and try to sell sexual innuendo to kids and use other people's designs and put your signature on the actual board! Punk's Not Dead!
>>721512973I never said punks were ideologically consistent.
>>721511760What's wrong with playing NHL? There's literally no alternative
>>721513235old NHLwhy in gods' name would you play any game beyond 2004? it's the perfect Hockey game, mechanically, and due to being on PC it has mods for every new season added when the season begins
>>721512549>ultimate extreme sports gameNah that title belongs to Riders Republic, that has everything besides gay shit like rollerblading and scooters
>>721513370>modified snowboarding game engine but set during summer>no mountain boarding
>call it casper hotel>no caspers in the gamewhat did they mean by this
>>721513235it's just extra fucked up this year. especially for me as a be a pro mode retard
>>721513694they're Working On It™
>>721513658Descenders 2 is snowboarding and mountain boarding
>>721513764they should work on better skater animations so it actually looks like i'm carving and struggling to maintain my balance on big drops/scuffed landings
>even IGN gave this shit a negative reviewIt's over
>>721513919higher or lower than god hand?
>>721513919what was their problem with it? from a gameplay perspective im having a blast, but i could see a modern game journo really struggling with the flick-it system.
>>721509179what the fuck are you doing, respectfully. you just plant your foot, lean forward a bit, and if you fall in a certain direction/way it tells you what you need to course correct for next time.>>721508893me on left except dickies hoodie, no socks, black ponytail and camo grip.
>>721505715Now this is pod racing.
>>7215139654/10>>721513973Nah, he loved the controls and shit on everything else.
>>721513658It has mountain and longboards
>>721514135so basically what everyone else thinks
>>721513825the roadmap includes a mention of Impossibles, which non previous Skate game had. that gives me hope for more real trick expansions.they need to work on the speed where the character switches from leaning to kick turns. it's impossible to pivot at the top of a quarter pipe because your character tries to lean instead, causing him to 'stick' on the wall and either fall or lose all momentum. you can kinda fake it by pulling into a manual and reverting but the game engine doesn't like it and will cause you to spin up onto the coping or fall a lot. >>721511601I would honestly spend money on the game if they add Hookups decks. Hookups, Peralta, freestyle tricks, different deck shapes (80s fish boards and freestyle decks, downhill racing longboards..) This is what would get me to put real money into the game. You can quote me on this, EA? if I can look and skate like circa-1984 Bones Brigade, I WILL give you my money.
>>721507880It was the ollie that got me.>try practicing in friends living room>somehow became horizontal mid air>land face first on a vacuum cleaner>never step foot on a skateboard again
lol trannies playing skate as if they were the same person they were 20 years ago, kek...imagine their male deep voices going "fuck", KEK...gnarly af
when are they adding best deck?
>>721504890I played it for a couple of hours on release and its easy to see that Skate 3's "soul" is there, but, man. Having an omniscient AI voice guide you through the game was depressing. EA should've paid their dues to scientology so they could free up Jason Lee's schedule and bring coach Frank back.The microtransactions are insane, too. 300 skate coins for a single girl sticker? Come on, dog. Then again, we are talking about the wooden toy hobby where people swear on the idea that you get an extra "push" of speed if you remove your bearings' shield, so maybe its for the best. >>721512015>>721512973>Plagiarism>try to sell sexual innuendo to kids and use other people's designs>mfwAnon, skateboarding was considered a hobby for "teenagers who are up to no good" for decades. Just look up old big brother mag issues, there's a famous issue number where they described how to commit suicide, forge a fake ID, etc. Or Don Nguyen's famous "Gooks of hazard" deck.Hook-Ups is part of that era, just dudes doing whatever they considered "fun" or "cool", even if that meant being edgy as shit. Intellectual property was at the bottom of their "no-no" list.>>721514208I think the best shot EA's got at having official anime decks would be through P Rod's Primitive brand, since they've done a handful of collabs with popular animes in the past. Granted, I'm sure it'd be a PIA to work with the mangakas/publishers and work out the IP rights.
i wish skate had the controls of session OR that session had the bigger scale of skate
>>721513919was a shockingly good review. not that everyone isn't already saying the same things re: complaints, but still was well done. here's hoping EA actually watches it.
does the anti-cheat mean that modding is off the table?
>>721514135Just read it, actually a really good review.
NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE A REPLAY. THE WHOLE CHALLENGE IS A REPLAY OF THE SAME ONE YESTERDAY!
>>721514464it's Hookups' entire niche, and none of their stuff is licensed. they're also one of those zombie brands that doesn't even have a pro team anymore so licensing would be literal pennies unlike Plan B. Even if only one person buys some of their stuff (me) they would have recouped the expenditure on the license. I guarantee it.
mfw EA release 100$ digital supreme decks
>>721514734hookups might not get sued but EA sure as hell has the money to make it attractive to try
shaped decks when?
>>721514785I don't think you can sue a company for copyright infringement because they did business with a company that engaged in copyright infringement. and most of Hookups' designs are custom commissions now anyway. just don't use the questionable ones.
>load challenge>'waiting for players' every timeyipeee!! thanks EA! :)
>>721515251you definitely can, especially if it's obviously copyrighted material and you are a massive corporationcrime doesn't become legal if you are ignorant of it
>>721506764Fortunately I'm not a worthless driven by meaningless culture wall keyboard warrior so I can appreciate what's good in a game without overlooking the great parts because some other components of the product are "angering abrahamistic miga loving chudcels".I can mute vee, I can use my own music, and the skating part is fun and deep.
>>721515431fine you have no standards anon, no need to share it with the rest of the class lil' pup.
>>721515315it's not EA's responsibility to ensure Hookups did their paperwork. What would happen is EA would remove the offending material and cut ties and no legal team would ever try and argue they were liable from that point on.
>>721515431the thing I don't understand about all these cocksucking comments, yours included, is why you refuse to hope for improvements and instead insist it's good enough already
>run bearing line challenge>continually fuck it up for like 5 minutes>get to the final 2 bearings>suddenly, black screen>get abducted out of my challenge>forced into someone else's challenge>not even in a party>fuck it, complete the amateur challenge for the 20 co-op points>kicked back to title screen>not even an error message>no co-op pointsi mentioned getting dragged into random's party challenges earlier but this one really took the fucking cake
>>721513919>not even normalfags want more fortnite slopholy shit
>>721515491>erm not my responsibilityactually, yeah it fucking is when you start selling licensed materials. as if an EA lawyer wouldn't notice shit shit immediately or would willingly choose to break copyright in the hopes that a judge says>aw u dindu nuffin u a good boy u didn't know any betteralso this literally just happened with Roblox and they were not immune despite using infringing material by accident. why did I even bother explaining this to a retarded cretinous faggot.
>>721515494because it shouldnt need to be said, retard. if they give enough of a fuck, the game will get better over time. why are you acting like this is your first time ever engaging with a video game in any capacity?
>>721508235I got military camouflage trousers, a plain dark shirt, a bob and cool leopard/cheetah paint job for my board. All the gay stuff is generally located in the paid only section of the shop because they know hedonistic fags will give in and pay with real cash. I'm content with free lootboxes.If they put some edgy, unsafe, non corporate friendly characters and songs in the game I might considerate a donation. But for now the faginess corners me away from my wallet.Fire the useless woketards and PR personnel in the dev team and you can fix the game, morons.
>>721515643>cool leopard/cheetah paint job for my board.>coolyeesh
>>721515629well they are asking for feedback and people are giving it. I don't know why you are so personally invested in this game that you cannot handle seeing anything but praise for it. get a grip.
I haven't seen a single person using paid cosmetics. I feel like people are just checking out a free game out of curiosity and once they're done flying from skyscrapers for a couple of hours, they dip foreverGame's gonna be shut down in a year, screenshot this post
>>721515494The game itself is good enough. I made clear how to improve the rest and drawn more people into it.->>>721515643But I refuse to make it a shitty ass culture war. It's lame and gay because investors and ceos wants all edge polished to avoid issues, mainly on social media fronts, not because they truly think that a man can give birth or shit like that but gor the sake of public relationship. So give it a rest chudtards.
>>721515664>I don't know why you are so personally invested in this game that you cannot handle seeing anything but praise for it. get a grip.literally what the hell are you talking about
>>721515660>he doesn't like big cats and doesn't support the big cat agenda by using big cat themed cosmetics
>>721515625it's called 'mens rea'. for the same reason you are not legally liable for purchasing a car that were later found to have be stolen. You would lose the car as police evidence, unfortunately, but the instant you establish that the car was purchased in good faith you would no longer face any culpability.
>>721515643>cool leopard/cheetah paint job for my board.Anon wasn't kidding when they were talking about this game having bimbofication.
>>721515848Women's crimes are as vile as the ones from the fag community. They stole cat patterns and homos stole the rainbow.
>>721515827while EA undoubtedly has good enough lawyers to spin that defense successfully, the point is more why the absolute hell would they ever bother with the potential issues?they are already selling shit just fine with AI generated board art. they already have brand deals with big safe companies like Girl, why would they ever even consider licensing bootleg crossovers from a small company?
>>721514925When they fix carving and pumping
>>721515925>They stole cat patterns and homos stole the rainbow.are you a hair metal guy from the 70s?
I'm worried about the always online shit. If it's not successful and they pull the plug will it be made available offline? Why didn't you sign the "save video games" petition you lazy lumps?
>>721515643jesus dude, you're a literal walking stereotype also>military camo trousersthat IS the gay stuff anon
>>721515812furrys get out
>>721515643>cool leopard/cheetah paint job for my board>If they put some edgy, unsafe, non corporate friendly characters and songs in the game I might considerate a donation.You can't make it up.
>>721515993I never said I expected them to ever license Hookups. I was saying it is my pipedream wish that they would. Realistically speaking there is no way in hell they would ever add them, not just because of the potential IP issues but also the simple fact their board art is too risqué for the image EA is trying to cultivate.
imagine if there was a graphic editor so you could design your own deck. i think they had that in some old cod games or need for speed games but i can't imagine it ever working in a skate game unfortunately
>>721516241this feature was in skate 3 via webapp and several THPS games
>>721516241connect your playstation eyetoy camera in order to upload custom deck graphix
>>721516241Yeah they're not adding it in this one because nobody would buy their shitty stickers otherwise
hope you weren't trying to finish your challenges quickly today anon
>>721516353i pray for whoever purchases any of those board stickers. it'd be one thing if they let us place them anywhere on our deck, but they're so damn limited.
>>721516380I made a webm of me doing this jump yesterday because it really is super easy once you know how to land the caveman consistentlyalways use hippy jumps for stunt challenges, don't ollie
>>721516428>always use hippy jumps for stunt challenges, don't olliethat makes a lot of sense. immensely useful intel
>>721516125>>721516164>>721516165I deeply apologize for being unapologetically based.
what did you spend your free paid neetbux on?i picked up the gold foil board
>>721512015i have the actual artbook from this artist and the artstyle is pretty different from that skateboard
>>721516481>gold foil boardspendtrap, like salt bae covering his shit food in dirt cheap gold leaf foil
>>721516481nothing yet, i wanted to buy those baggy blue jeans with stickers on them but the same jeans exist already in boxes without the stickers lol
>>721516475this dood replying to himself
>>721516481I'm waiting because I know the best is yet to come. Such as a lion pattern for my clothes to go with my cat board.
>>721516527plain boards are good for stickers. most of the options in the boxes are meh
>>721516481actually fucking based I got the same thing after seeing Art Cordova riding one at PSL. that event sucks shit but his board looked sweet
>>721516603im rocking that black/white manga lookin' deck from one of the boxes. works great for stickers since its pretty minimalist
>switchokay>nollieokay>nollie + switch = fakie ?????explain yourselves skateniggers
>>721516693pretty sure Fakie predates the other termsalso saying "switch nollie" takes more mouth movements ergo it's worse
>>721516693listen dude, skateboarding isnt math, we dont fuck with those double negatives around these parts
>>721516627And since it was in the first volley of financially accessible for all players items everyone's gonna use it and it'll become boring to use it. Next time they'll propose a platinum one and I'll take it with the free money I didn't spend and you'll be sorry.
>>721516747you'll regret purchasing that platinum deck whenever they release the san vansterdam exclusive mctwistinium deck
>>721514940how do you clear half pipes like this?i always fuck it up.
>>721507880its not that bad, you just gotta commit and remember to move your back foot
>>721516693fakie is regular stance, but moving backwards. switch & nollie would still have you "facing" forwards
>>721516747first volley means first surge of players. most of them won't keep playing next week
>>721516817and you'll regret buying THAT when the cum deck arrives the following week
>>721516985>cum deck leaves a trail of goop behind to troll other players by making them trip
Hate how everyone leveling up means people are spreading out across the city. It was nice when a majority of people were fucking around together in hedgemont.
>>721508921you vill recreate ze tiktok and you vill enjoy it
>>721517050I do like having Brickswitch feel like a secret neighborhood where shitters never go. it's very quiet there and everyone I do see is actually skating since there's no other incentives there yet
>>721517116I actually accidentally scoped out Brickswitch maybe like an hour ago, and yeah, its pretty cozy. Was a little shocked when I just stumbled across that area's skate shop while checking out the boardwalk.
>>721517050Now they're fucking around together on tri-towers or parking garage
I enjoy continuously spinning the left stick mid roll to assert dominance over the central plaza. Here's a recording of my gameplay:
>>721517227don't forget to place rails at the bottom of the hills
>>721517236for me, its speedy 360 reverts back to back by twirling left stick
>>721516380i really don't understand the problem with this, did it in two minutes without hippy jumps or whatever other gay suggestions you had in the last thread
>>721517263i did that and got a warning because some faggot reported me for griefing.
>>721517339we should gang up in a large group and all pull out our phones at once so they cant tell who is fucking with them
>>721517263I did, gets old fast and most people eventually just leave/figure out the setting>>721517339Kek I had no idea, guess nobody reported me
>>721517339based zoomers
Why does everyone hang out around the parking garage and church? I swear every lobby I join 90% of the lobby is over there.
>>721517050>leveling up means people are spreading out across the cityThat's not the case. Zoomers just look up top 5 spots and do their happy wheels shit. Anytime you join, most people will be on towers on parking, if you check their profile you'll see most aren't even leveled up
>>721517721funny ragdoll fall down simulator for tiktok
>>721517721because thats where le epic mega ramps are. peep the east coast, skyview tower. same thing
>>721517721Because big jumps is how skate 3 went viral long after release and literally got a second life, EA turned its servers back on
did you know no comply is in the game?
>>721517967>>721517758>>721517734shame they all missed when the community park was set to super ramps
>>721518013yeah, because theres a setting to disable no comply. any self respecting gamer thoroughly checks the settings menu before starting a new game.
where do the real OG rippers hang out and skate
>>721517227>>721517721>>721517734>>721517746>>721517758>>721517967this is 100% the consequence of it being f2p first and foremostnobody would buy a full priced game just to fly around like a retard
>>721518278skate 2
>>721518278all the real niggas are in brickswich
>>721518278
>notice m-corp digital billboard with phone number>try to call it>dial tone>look up phone number online>threads from around a year ago saying you could actually call itokay well can you maybe remove it from the game if the number isnt functioning anymore?????
>>721513919>watch the review>he complains about the lack of death races>on this flat fucking mapcan't wait for everyone to get monkey paw'd hard
>>721518801surely we'll get some serious hill bombs if this place is indeed based off san fran
>>721518801Oh my fucking god you're right. It's going to be hotwheels tracks in the sky FUCK
>>721518840Speaking of goofy things like a sky track, why is it that these impervatek custom parks are such an incredible fucking eyesore with that blue/yellow color palette?
>>721518938slava ukrani
>>721518938Zoomers love those palettes with bright contrasting colors
>>721508114>ugh. the new skate game is ALREADY taken over by n*zis. ea fix this
ok i understand why you guys kept complaining about the video editoralso why do I have those smears..I don't have FSR or framegen
>>721504890Game is fun but boy, it's a real grind!
>>721518706small indie company please understand
>>721518938baby sensory skatepark
>>721519671CARLOS!
REMINDER TO NOOBSturn off pump assist and bind pump to left stick forward so vert actually functions
can i get back proper grind physics where you could actually slide off? eg you do a boardslide in older skate and you can slide left or righthere's it's like the center of your board is glued to the rail
>>721516693fake comes from the single-tail era, when nose tricks were unheard of. the only reason the tail of the board would be at the front is if you were riding backwards, like if you had rolled up a ramp and then came back down without turning at the top. because you would be riding backwards in that scenario, it would be like you were moving in a "fake" direction. therefore: fakie. then street skating and double-kicktail skateboards got invented rendering the original meaning obsolete, but by that point the term was common and widespread so there was no reason to change it.
>>721520315you can do that though
>>721520606>but by that point the term was common and widespread so there was no reason to change it.yeah, like mongo:^)
>>721520646how? sliding off manually with left stick is NOT what i mean
As a longboarder I feel like such a poser playing this game and hanging in a thread with highly knowledgeable skaterbros.Also I wish players disappeared when they're in challenges, so you could tell who is free skating and trying to hit an original line vs someone trying to hit a checklist.
>>721520896the right stick lets you rotate around on a rail or ledge. now you can even switch between different grinds and slides. the left stick got remapped to let you quickly pop out of grinds.
>>721521029damn you are one dense fuckerokay let's try again>go into a board slide>don't touch any fucking controls>slide off to the side because physicsgot it now? how to do this in nuskate?>now you can even switch between different grinds and slidesthat's been a thing since skate 1 bruh
Why the fuck am I pulling off fakie varial at will but switch variable is near impossible and I just do a kickflip
Also can we use bean/fast plants to bounce off walls?
>>721521295You can't, the board physics are pretty busted when you're on a rail.
i like skating this alley next to the meme parking garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY7TFBfGnO4kids using anything but skateboards at the skate park
>>721521295>turn down grind stick assist in settingstry not being an esoteric autist when you're asking people for help next time, jackass
>>721521295and for the record, no you could not switch grinds nearly as much in the old games. once you got into any kind of slide you were stuck and had to pop out. in this one, you can go from a boardslide to a 5-0 to a noseblunt and then back into a lip slide just by rotating the right stick in different directions. no ollies needed.
https://streamable.com/ooeae3Some stuff from today. Most of my footage was corrupted somehow upon watching the file back, even though I confirmed it in-game after export, so I salvaged a few ideas.
If you people complain about speed put the camera low angle and bring the fov up to 100. I guarantee you won't bitch about speed anymore.
>>721522179The camera also pulls back when you reach top speed to increase that feeling. There's a setting somewhere in the menu to mess with how that camera functions.
>>721522179I use two push at most for the majority of my lines. What do people need more speed for unless they are bombing ramps?
>>721521602well fug, guess as much>>721521724grind assist only affects the initial rail magnetism, maybe try reading what the option does, dense fucker x2>>721521825>akshcuallystill a feature from skate 1, just because they took it up to dumb tony hawk levels is irrelevant
>>721521950still dont understand how you ollie so consistently without doing kickflips by accident
>>721521950WaitDoing tictacs actually helps keep speed in this game? I thought it was busted
>>721522395it carries over once you're sliding too. I get thrown out of grinds all the time because I was going too fast and the rail/ledge curved too quickly. >Tony Hawk levelsit's a real thing, kook. that's why they added it. It's not the same as it was in the old games, you clearly haven't tried it.
>>721522973What are you guys even arguing about? If it's about falling off of grinds, this happens all the time especially with slides
>>721522361Too feel good. It's not about practicality. Same way you did snag a card from your father's deck he used to bet his paycheck away as a kid to tape it to your bike's wheel.
>>721523159exactly. his original complaint was about not being able to move around in boardslides. I told him he could, and he started talking about switching grinds. I told him he could do that too, and he started talking about sliding out of grinds. told him he could do that too and now he's bitching that he never experimented with the settings.
