I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse

How many threads did we lose?

>>721510432
There's literal scat, gay porn and other awful shit in the catalog right now

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>>721510086
Umabros are being persecuted in real time

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One bird can't make a pun, but toucan!

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This new card sure is nIce

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Akebono is a big girl

>>721511326
When?

>>721510473
yeah it's hilarious that uma is higher priority than proxyfaggot spam

>>721510473
I meant how many got deleted in the last few hours

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Beast.

>>721513637
She's 1 retirement away from being obese

>watch anime season one
>obsessed with Goldship and Haru Urara
>game comes out
>obsessed with Silence Suzuka
>then TM Opera O
>then Agnes Tachyon
I can’t stop falling in love with horses. Help.

horse of course

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Does it for free is awake

I'd love to hear what justification janny gave to delete that thread

nigger janny

Does It For Free comes in last once again!

thread too subtle

>>721522196
Unless you can't play a gif I really underestimated the Wit of Umaposter

>>721521587
Muh generals aren't allowed on /v/ (just ignore that one rape general)

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I LOVE HORSE GYARUS

>>721522325
I see bare asses, snails on a cock and those are apparently more relevant to video games than uma

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Does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>721522428
I like this rabid dog

>>721522495
>Bricked because I didn't pull for a Dirt uma to use in Turf races

>>721518347
Doesn't sound like you need help. Enjoy honse.

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I, Silence Fraudzuka-san, JOBBER who lost half her races, humbly kneel before:

TAIKI SHUTTLE-dono, the FASTEST SPRINTER, to whom I LOSE by 2.9 seconds, and who still REFUSES to HUG me.

Air Groove-sama, the mare I could NOT defeat in the 1997 Tenno Sho, who HUMILIATED and RUINED my entire career.

Grass Wonder-sama, who FUCKS my Spe-chan every weekend and is kind enough to let me watch from heaven.

Sunny Brian-sama, who BEAT me in the 1997 Japanese Derby and whom I was never able to surpass.

Matikanefukukitaru-sama, who DOMINATED me and ultimately DEFEATED me in the 1997 Kobe Shimbun Hai.

Stay Gold-sama, whom I BEGGED to let me win, so I could claim at least ONE G1 before my demise.

Seiun Sky-sama, who SNATCHED Spe-chan from under my nose before I even had a chance.

McQueen-sama, for her CHAD genes are far SUPERIOR to the ones I received from my father.

Teio-sama, heir of CHADdolf-sama, the horse who ultimately won Horse of the Year.

Orfevre-sama, who BEAT my Takarazuka Kinen time by 1 full second.

Vodka-sama, the mare who won seven G1s, someone I could NEVER dream of BEATING.

Cygames-sama, who wished me into existence as a character and FORCED me to suffer a severe leg fracture, again.

I wish there were more subbed races online, the commentary at times feels like I'm watching shonen anime with how intense it can get

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>>721522924
geeeeeeeg i'm such a happy little kek!!!!

>>721522924
FUNNYPOOPY

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>>721522924
take this!

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>>721522979
Time to learn moonrunes like the rest of us, EOPchama

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KYUKKYUN RATTACHURA MENI MENIIII
KYUKKYUN RATTACHURA SHUUUUKI SHUKI SHU-SHUKI
KYUKKYUN RATTACHURA MENI MENI, OH YEAH
KYUNKYUNKYUN TOKUN TO
TENKYUKKYUN

>>721522979
Learn basic keiba terms so you can enjoy races like this.
https://youtu.be/al4vCZxJTbI?si=9yvLyqp212-nquQE&t=136

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>>721522924
>Suzuka is cuter than all of those with a better personality