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>1 day until GOTY releases
>not one single thread
Why are /v/irgins like this?
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>>721525836
I never played it
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I thought 1 was alright gameplay-wise, solid action game, but oh my fucking god the characters could just not stop yapping. Made the whole game annoying and tedious for me. I couldnt give a shit about the gay gods and skipped pretty much every dialogue. Inb4 "its greek mythology", no it isnt besides the names, its made up fanfiction, fucking relationships. If thats the same case in 2 its a hard no from me.
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Sorry, still not buying your soulless cashgrab that nobody asked for.
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I don’t want to be a girl
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>>721525836
The first one was alright. I have no desire to play more.
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Supergiant hasn't made it up to me for the Dusa incident.
No buy.
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They want me to pay HOW MANY SILKSONGS for this woke shit???
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>>721525836
I am unwilling to fund the replacement of white male main characters for any other in direct sequels to the original. If you wanted to make Hades: Vagina Edition, call it something other than Hades 2.
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>>721525836
Nobody cares about another astroturfed wokeshit
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>>721525836
>rogueliteslop
lol have fun with incremental gains
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>>721526973
Stilysh pit hair.
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oh wow a direct sequel that didn't have the privilege of releasing in the middle of 2020 is nowhere as notable
real surprising shit
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Hestia is Bestia!
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>>721526973
>literal god
>wheelchair bound
You know, some days, I can feel extraordinarily, the devolution of our species happening in real time.
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>>721525836
Witches are demonic, shan't play it
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>>721527325
i feel all of this art are self inserts by the devs, couldnt explain it otherwise
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>>721527347
Technology is demonic. Better go smoke fat doinks in Amish.
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>>721527325
I could believe a hedonist god being in a wheelchair just because of laziness
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>>721526973
you know what's weird is
when i played the first game, it never even occurred to me that the gods or whatever were niggified
like my brain just intuitively understood they were white and saw the weird coloring as just some weird color palette decision
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>>721525836
I wish it wasn't made in that woke art style and full of gay and multicolored gods.
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>>721525836
>>not one single thread
I don't want to get spoiled. Which is why I am deliberately not bothering with its threads a day before release.
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Boying day 1, /v/ can eat my whole anus :)
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>>721526973
Twice as woke twice the price
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>>721527325
The wheelchair thing isn't even that bad because the fag is lame in the actual myth. But he has a winged chariot, which is certainly better than a fucking wheelchair, and in this variant, he even has a mechanical leg, so why the fuck does he need a wheelchair? And on top of that, he looks like he's straight out of some barafag comic.
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>>721527325
I mean he was a cripple, if he’s so godly why didn’t he uncripple himself?
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>>721527223
Hestia is Vitiligonegria
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>>721526973
a fucking wheel chair lmao, you can't make this shit up
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>>721525836
>Why are /v/irgins like this?
No PS release, likely for another year. Already played the PC Early Access so I know what to expect, it kind of killed the hype for me playing the EA so it feels pointless even if it does come to PS in like a year or two.
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Women like Hades because the mc was hot

No woman wants to play as an old boss bitch hag surrounded by fags
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>Normies are tired of all politically correct shit
>There are people who think this will sell well
Idk why
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OK, this is a follow up from the thread I've made earlier. I've played 2 runs of Hades. As I've predicted, nothing is special. do a run > die > buy upgrade until you op enough to beat the game > repeat. build variety looks barebones. literally baby first roguelite and whatever is this godmode? I'd be mad if I bought on full price. didn't make me excited for the sequel. game is colossal average. guessed It only won an award because it's easier for normalfags to slopper. Although I may come back and beat It, It's gonna to take awhile. I'll be playing silksong on steelsoul instead
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Release? I thought it had been out for like 2 years, I was expecting a fat discount on the next Steam sale
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>>721528439
The normies are only RECENTLY becoming tired of the woke shit, and it took them a decade. This game was already in development years ago. It's why most woke games have been bombing this year and last, that were initially being developed around 3-5 years ago.
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>>721528282
>be gay
>gay romance Thanatos
>sequel announced
>no male MC
I will no longer play your game.
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Does it have more boss/enemy variety than the first game? It delivered about the expected minimum when it came to weapons and the God items, but there's like 3 bosses and 12 enemy types, honestly I felt swindled by people saying it was the next Isaac
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>>721528439
it's already sold well before 1.0 release
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at this point I just wanna see how they justify repeated runs assuming you do kill Chronos and Typhon for good
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>>721528547
You can get away with it if the gameplay is good, but it's not a good starting point, for me it's a struggle to even give it a try because of how it looks. Probably won't.
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>>721528282
>Women like Hades because the mc was hot
Even Men probably did, gay or not. I actually loved his personality and the voice actor nailed it, even though he's a composer.
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>>721525836
I'm gonna play it idk what you want us to talk about we don't know any story details
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>>721528282
Everyone liked Zagreus, nobody had a problem playing as him.
Clearly Melinoe lacks the same appeal
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>early access all time peak is almost twice as high as hades 1 at 103k vs 54k
is it gonna hit 500k with 1.0?
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>>721528737
lmao i just looked him up. if they knew..
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>>721528917
It's going to hit a gorillion at the very least
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>>721528605
hades 2 has 8 bosses and around 16 minibosses and like 5 different enemies per zone
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>>721525836
I'll be buying it tomorrow. Only game I'm actually looking forward to play this year so far.
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>>721529253
my condolences
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>>721528953
Yeah not a looker, but did a great job with the voice
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>>721527325
>>721528046
>>721527375
In the original myth, he was crippled after being thrown from Mt. Olympus, or born that way depending on which account you listen to. He was said to make automatons to help him as a result.

I feel like this obsession with searching for "woke" to hate in every new game is so joyless. He has a sick wheelchariot, but you're afraid to think it's cool.

As for having a mechanical leg and a wheelchair - that's actually extremely common in people with prosthetic legs, as walking with one is typically more exhausting. The one exception is blade-style running legs, once you're up to speed, but no one sprints everywhere
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>>721528820
Melaninoe
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>>721529789
>walking with one is typically more exhausting
he's a god retard
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>>721527325
He was a cripple riding a mechanical chariot according to Greek myth. That’s what you are hung up about?
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>>721528737
>the voice actor nailed it
THIS, I literally bought Hades 1 for that same reason, saw a few videos and REALLY LOVED the voice acting and the character's personalities writing, that was the major sell point for me, from the things I've seen from HADES 2 I immediately don't feel compelled to buy it
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>>721525836
I wonder why...
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>>721528282
>Women like Hades because the mc was hot
t-trannies???
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>>721530252
No, actual female women
For instance my girlfriend
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>the niggification
>it's just a varied cast of characters, the majority of which have no discernible race
so that's the only criticism /v/ has of the game? yeah... it's gonna be goty isnt it
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>I get called gay for having the MC romance one of the guys
I love how you can tell who is self inserting and who isn't just from being called gay due to having a woman get with a man.
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>>721530367
Sounds like your gf has a thing for fags
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>>721530536
Romancing a guy is gay if the one controlling the woman is also a guy, yes.
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>>721528230
it's a well-known historical fact that wheelchairs existed in ancient Greece, chud.
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>>721530681
>Romancing a guy is gay if the one controlling the woman is also a guy
So how does this work when I don't self insert? I bet you have female sims only romance with other female sims.
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>>721530809
It doesn't matter if you self insert or not. The character you control is just a tool for seeing what you want in the game. If you use it to romance other guys it means you want to see that, which makes you gay.
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>>721530151
>hestia was a mammy cookin' good ole' soul food fried chicken on her head.
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>>721527552
I think the art director gave an interview where thr idea was to make them Bronze like ancient statues, so I always intiuited it as that.

Also controversial opinion but I think the designs are ok, aside from Hermes, Hepheastus and Hestia.
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>>721529253
you could've just said "I'm a fag"
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>>721530979
Most H1 gods look like ass in 2. What is this shit?
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>>721525836
I'm doing a few more runs to warm up bro, I have better things to do than talk about videogames when I could be PLAYING them.

>>721526798
>If thats the same case in 2
It's worse, if you can believe me. You know all the problems with Alecto as a love interest? Imagine if they made her worse and uglier, that's Nemesis.

I'm in this strictly for the thrill of gambling without spending real money every time I'm given a new selection of random boons, and as a test of my reflexes just easy enough to listen to something else while I do runs endlessly, it soothes my ADHD. In terms of story and characterisation, I would say it's 1/3rd just louder and bigger like a Michael Bay movie without feeling nearly as invested in anything going on emotionally, and 2/3rds just flat out worse in terms of contrivances like Melinoe being part of a poorly explained goddess superhero squad, Melinoe being a wet blanket to all her dysfunctional friends, the mutual autism clusterfuck between her and Moros, the least romantic romance I've ever seen between her and Nemesis, the constant vagueposting of Prometheus etc. Chronos is the only entertaining character I get to regularly interact with and he's basically a shitposter with godlike powers.

Charon axe and the new torches aspect are comically OP above and beyond everything else to the point of using them feeling like an unofficial hard mode by comparison, and literal years' worth of balance patches hasn't changed this.

>>721530536
Yeah I do not get self-inserters, I am invisible god controlling Melinoe's fate from on high just like I didn't self-insert into all those armies I sent to conquer the world back when I played Command and Conquer 3. And I use that power to make her twirl constantly to expose her nethers to the cool night air.
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>>721530482
Eh. The designs in this game ARE more shit overall. For example I was fine with Athena in Hades 1, but in 2 she has this ridiculous haircut in the middle of a goddamn war that looks like some ghetto slut's braids, and she's built like she's on roids unlike in 1.

>>721531645
This. Even the ones that preserve their original designs look goofier, more cartoony, less refined. Chaos I have to accept because, well, Chaos (even if the eldritch horror look was cooler than the current Final Fantasy villain look, I can headcanon blaming Zag for his fashion sense) but they savaged Artemis in a weirdly subtle way.
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>>721531645
pandering
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>>721526973
Hmm, man these designs seem a lot than the ones in the first game. Did they switch some of the character designers and/or get AI to help? The bottom half really look that way.
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>>721529789
I'm pretty sure he didn't look like a fat pajeet or whatever the fuck that design is supposed to be in the eyes of ancient Greeks. Most of these designs are extremely far removed from how they were depicted by ancient Greeks, so they clearly don't actually give a shit about representing the mythology accurately.
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>>721530871
But it's gay to have the girl to get with a girl. That's 2 lesbians.
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I liked the first one, I'm not sure how to feel on the sequel. I might buy it since I think supergiant is one of y favorite devs, but I also have no real drive/hype to play it
>>721527325
His myth has him being a rapist (trying to rape Aethina) and a cuck (Married to Aphrotite and Ares fucked her infront of him) at the same time, what did you expect?
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>>721532558
a chick making out with another chick is hot and only makes me fuck them more
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>>721527325
>>721529894
>>721532493
On the one hand, Hephaestus in the myths was both canonically crippled due to being thrown off Mt. Olympus as a baby AND canonically considered hideous by the other gods. So making him a fat pajeet is technically myth accurate.

On the other hand, the fact that he is a fat pajeet rather than, say, the fucked up cripple Heph in GoW 3 at all is also blatant diversity pandering.

Two things can be true at once. Supergiant have been pretty upfront about how woke they are since Transistor refused to let you fight the gay couple. It just so happens this once, they inflicted it on the correct god to be compared to a jeet.
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>>721526973
Challenge: Can anyone here recognize - anyone - in that image that is actually Greek?
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>>721525836
>Roguelite
No thanks, this is the most soulless video game genre, and very over done. Everything is procedurally generated and there's no real level design. These games are proto AI slop
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Go woke get br- ack!
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Lost respect for this slop when you couldnt romance Medusa.
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>>721529894
The Greek gods aren't ever presented as omnipotent in Greek myth, they tend to be shown to be immensely flawed. He was a god, but was born lame, or made lame by his mother throwing him from Olympus. You can rage against that if you like, but you look like a retard doing it.
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>>721533493
/v/ will NEVER get over this lmao
shes a fucking mascot head
dorafags are seething too
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I got too spoiled by Wukong mythology
https://youtu.be/oE3WBHcXh1k?si=lZhXMyfHeyiI5Dm4
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>>721526973
>have to listen to internet people pretend these characters are "hot" for a week
Tiresome
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>>721527325
Yeah I really don't know what Greeks were thinking with Hephaestus?
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>>721526973
Who do none of these gods look greek?
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>>721533692
Don't spite the player if you want their support.
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Surely there's at least a dominating rapechad male romantic interest?
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>>721525836
Nah, soulless cash grab sequel that went even woker than the first one.
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>>721531645
Except for Head unc. You tell them bitches.
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their next game after this is, I shit you not, a Bastion remake. See you in a year
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>>721533089
>since Transistor refused to let you fight the gay couple
"Refused"? Those fags just an hero before you got to them. The entire story was caused by a jealous lesbian and a pair of fags, and you actually murder the jealous lesbian yourself.
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>>721534101
That's honestly not a bad thing. Bastion with more gameplay mechanics would've been godsend.
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Is there a true end boss or is it still kronos
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>>721525836
It was in (((early access))) for too long. Anyone who cared about it played it already so it's nothing "eventful" and then the people who were slightly interested probably already moved on
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>>721525836
it was released over a year ago, this is just an update
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>>721534238
I agree with this. I am mostly just waiting for it to finally drop to $10 or less. The first game was great, this one looks lesser and I'm not willing to spend even half of what they are asking on it.
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>>721534101
If that's true, then this company has truly run out of ideas.
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>>721534101
Bruh.
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>>721534101
good
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>>721534364
This. And fuck them for going the early access route after making millions on the first one. Lazy and greedy.
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Can you romance the muscle mommy that chills at your base?
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>>721534108
I am vaguely annoyed they had the fags an hero instead of turn them into a bossfight like the rest of the crew, yes.

>>721534429
The best argument for early access for these games is enjoying all the broken boons from the start like when Apollo's sprint gave you a comical 40-60% speed boost, Hera's boon variety-based damage buff shot past Chaos' attack buffs easily and Ares could give you something like a 40% critical chance easily. Even though things are objectively more balanced now, it's sad to see the cheese go. Just like it was sad to see Chaos' shield get nerfed into the ground.
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>>721525836
Not even a contrarian:
I love roguelikes(lites whatevs) and strongly dislike Hades.
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>>721533089
Go look at ancient artwork of how the Greeks depicted him. You won't find a single piece of art where he looks like a fatass. The only reason he has a wheelchair in the game is because wheelchairs have become a symbol of representation for faggots, just like vitiligo. If they wanted to be actually accurate to the old myths, he'd be carried around by golden automaton bimbos (written of in the Iliad), not a fucking wheelchair which was never shown or mentioned in the old myths.
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>>721535167
No argument here, but let's be honest: Not a lot of games with Heph in them are exactly accurate to the ancient artwork. I mean again, GoW 3 which I don't think many are complaining is too blackwashed.
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>>721534997
You can, but I cannot stress enough it is an incredibly disappointing romance. It is like romancing the Hercules of this game. The writers really want you to know she's strong and tough and doesn't care, and the "I used to look up to you, you know" shit just feels so phoned in just like how Zag and Meg used to date in Hades 1 but you only hear the bitching side of it.
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>>721535578
sad, i love muscle mommies
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>>721529894
Zeus once got crippled when Gaia had a woman moment and drove Typhon to steal his sinews in an ambush
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>>721535640
I love unhinged girls myself so all I got is Eris. Not a bad trade though, she may not be romanceable but at least the game uses her for what she's meant to be better.
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What is there to discuss?
>Whoa I got a lucky string of buffs and I killed da boss!
>I threw myself at the game until I accumulated enough account power and unlocks to trivialize the game, then I beat da boss!

Who gives a shit, fuck off.
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>>721535486
I've always thought that the entire GoW franchise was written by people who really hated European mythology and wanted to subvert the stories. Less true of old GoW, though you still see shades of it there. NuGoW hits you over the head with it.
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>>721534101
>Bastion remake
Is the joke that every Supergiant game is just a Bastion remake?
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>>721535958
...you telling me it was not apparent from the beginning that they were just throwing whatever shit they liked at the wall and seeing what sticked? C'mon nigga, Ares can't generate pocket dimensions in the myths and there's no such thing as a Blade of Olympus there either.
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>10/10 reviews across the horizon
So another potential GOTY, how many have we gotten so far this year?
Clair Obscur, Silksong, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and now Hades 2, what else am i missing?
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>>721535994
Transistor and Pyre don't play like Bastion at all
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>>721534101
>source: my blasted asshole
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What's the current meta? Played the shit out of this in early access, used the daggers with Poseidon to smash enemies against the wall.
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>>721536161
la creatividad game
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>>721536161
Deltarune chapter 3 and 4. I've only played 3, but it's my favorite thing in the whole series.

Ratatan also just came out. It's more niche, but fun.
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>>721536161
Bananza has a 91 metacritic
I didn't even like the game, but it's probably a candidate for goty
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>>721536360
That game bombed critically and commercially. It's shit and doesn't qualify.
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>>721536432
It didn't get a higher score? Why not? Never played it, can't afford a Swicth 2.
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>>721536161
Ghost of Yotei and Metroid Prime 4
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>>721525836
But anon, Deltarune released months ago
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>>721536493
most reviews were unironically "it's a great game, but we can't give it an higher score because it's not mario"
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>>721536432
Say what you like about that game, I find it fucking funny someone apparently decided DK really needed to fight a big yellow ophanim.
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>>721536564
>Metroid Prime 4
>December 4, 2025
Probably too late deadline for dorito popes awards
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>>721536630
I knew it! It was never the Nintendo bonus, it's the Mario+Zelda bonus.
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>>721536360
>>721536456
Yeah maybe if it also came out on PC the same day then fans would actually care.
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Is this going to have more content than Hades 1?
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>>721526973
Absolute shoyu sauce. What's funny is that some faggots on this board actually play this shit.
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>>721536824
The first early access version already had like twice as much content as the last version of Hades 1.
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>>721536989
really? how many weapons?
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>>721525836
From everyone who played the early access prelease whatever you call it they say the weapons are worse. What a fucking let down. I will play the game and I hope they’re all wrong.
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>>721530681
So people who play eroge and other porn games are absolute fags when the mc is female?
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is it a midnight release? how many hours till launch?
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>>721525836
>less compelling story and mc
>gameplay worse than Hades 1
>horrendously overdesigned visuals
>massive downgrade in character designs
>the woke slop
It hurts my soul knowing how much of a step down this is for Supergiant. They could have made another Bastion or Transistor but instead they opted to pander to fags. Not buying not playing
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>>721537402
porn is different than romance
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>>721537402
Always have been.
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>>721536925
Peak /v/ take, honestly. The same dudes swearing off it here are the ones quietly logging 60 hours in it on Steam. It's the cycle: call it cringe, buy it anyway, cry about how it's not like the old days.
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How many of you managed to finish silksong to play hades tomorrow?¡
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>>721537567
I beat the final bosses on my first try, but apparently there's an act 3. Fuck that. I'm rushing through Darkest Dungeon 2 Kingdom mode instead.
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>>721526973
Utterly revolting artwork.
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>>721536785
That would have made no difference. It's a shit game and nobody liked the first one after playing it.

>>721536698
I actually kind of doubt it will stick that release date anyway. Most of the time, December release dates get pushed to the next year last minute. And it has definitely been proven that December releases sell worse among holiday shopping than games that are already released before Thanksgiving/Black Friday. Nintendo would be shooting themselves in the foot to not delay it.
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>>721525836
Woke piece of shit
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>>721537646
DD2 any good?
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>>721525836
the first game got boring REAL quick , will torrent and check it out anyhow.
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>>721526973
>Ancient Greece?
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>>721537889
I hated hated HATED it in early access and upon release, but now I'm totally hooked. They recently reworked all the classes to be, you know, actually fun to use.
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>>721529148
Still pretty barebones desu, but I can live with it
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>>721527325
Agreed, with people like you not even knowing actual culture. Christ preserve us from the obstinately ignorant
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No thanks, but I'll jerk off to Dora. She's hot.
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Step aside silksong. The real goty just dropped
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Y'all been bitching about the portraits since pre-release. The game comes out tomorrow and your whining has changed nothing. What was the point of it all, if I may ask?
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>>721526973
Something about their art style makes it look like you need 3D glasses to look at it, and I fucking hate it. Pic related
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>>721539228
Outrage for them is not a means, it is an end
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>>721525836
>GOTY
more like Game of ALL TIME
HUZZAH
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>>721538785
so this is the power of pandering. I kneel...
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>>721525836
Woke shit won't fly
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>>721526973
What the fuck did they do to Chaos
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>>721525836
>tumblr artstyle
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>>721542209
>YOU MAD CHUD? YEA YOU MAD. CHUDDIE ALL MAD!

the entire Hades 2 design document is this phrase repeated for 300 pages
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the biggest mystery left
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>>721539228
the bitching actually made me not buy the game
wouldnt have known about this abomination >>721530151 otherwise
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I will be subverting expectations by not buying it.
I know Supergiant loves subversion, so they'll approve.
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>Hades 2 was developed by Supergiant Games, an independent video game developer located in San Francisco, California, United States

Well, that explains all the boycotting I guess.
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>>721525836
Because every brain dead monkey here never played the game they just complain about muh woke.
I'm excited, I like the gameplay and zones a lot more than the first but the story didn't grab me as much as the first game though.
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>>721530151
>Hestia, America
>Hestia, Japan
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>>721526973
>Only males can show nipples
>Hermes is a fucking gook for some reason?????
Ooooof
I knew it wasn't going to be good the moment they went with back to back sequels but sheesh
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>>721530151
I look forward to troons losing their fucking mind over mods that de-tumblr all the HAHAYOUMAD!? art
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>>721526973
char black skin is one thing, asian features on a greek god makes literally no sense
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Played a few hours of early access.
Its honestly just worse than the first. Not terrible but meh

The narrative is kinda shit
>EVERYTHING IS FUCKED YOU NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD
Is kind of bizarre when its not a smaller scale conflict. The lose and retry gets weird when everyones yelling at you to hurry because Olympus is besieged

The like 7 different currencies felt unnecessary too.
Upgrades feel really meh, DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE, though the first game wasnt much better.
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>>721536161
How quickly you have forgotten the dedicated journo darling of the year
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>>721543305
From what I remember I just picked the fastest weapon and fucked shit up while dodging around. It was fun.
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>>721525836
I'm not hyped but I will be giving it a shit since I enjoyed the first one. Definitely pirating because I'm not paying for those hideous god designs.
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>>721543834
>shit
*shot lol
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>>721525836
I will give it a pirate.
Probably skip all text though, the game is hades woke squared.
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I still haven't gotten through the entire story for Hades 1

I lost interest when I was being forced to do Heats 1 difficulty bump at a time and by then I had gotten used enough to the game that none of my choices ever mattered, just mashing enemies in their face was 99% effective. I had like a 15 run streak going doing mindless spam.
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>>721526973
>Mount Olympus Netflix edition
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I'm just not that interested in it.
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>>721543932
You get cucked by Dusa. I'm sorry. You can fuck the spider in Hades 2 at least.
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>>721526973
The only bad designs here are Hestia and Hermes
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>>721544353
Female VAs: not even once

Hire only men to voice all roles
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>>721525836
Tranny game
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WHat's the mc's personality
Where's my boy zagreus
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>>721544353
Post the spider fucking
If she stops being a spider, don't bother
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>>721544564
You get cucked by Susie in Deltarune and she doesn't even have a voice. It's just the fate of indie gamers to be forever alone, unless they're gay. If you're gay, why, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

>>721544695
She's just a spider through and through. Kinda based honestly.
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Do the boons actually change ANYTHING!? In hades 1 the only time a choice had an impact on gameplay was when you picked a Hammer.
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>>721525836
1 was boring and repetitive. I didn't appreciate the quirky reddit chungus take on the mythology either.
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Everyone already played it.

Also I completed the early version a while back and it wasn't woke. Has that changed?
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>>721544643
>WHat's the mc's personality
plank of wood. Chaos even comments how Zag is cooler
>Where's my boy zagreus
captured in time stasis
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The only thing people ever remember about this game is the devs being snarky cunts and doing the whole abrasive marketing stunt to heckin pwn the chuds with their Tumblr art defense.

Then them crashing the fuck out over people making mods that replaced their designs with less manjaw and racist race-swapping.
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>>721545052
I played it to hell and back but 'm looking forward to doing it all again from a fresh save. I hope I don't struggle so much on Chronos this time.
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I fucking love when video games are woke because I am woke too! I love when developers don’t want me and people I care about dead for being different!
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>>721544830
Less cool since you play as a girl, but good on them if spider love has no subversion gotcha.
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>721542830
>721542925
>
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>>721527325
retard-kun
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>>721526973
This image needs an update with this thing, ooga booga athena, fatass circe and and the tranny creature hekate.

>>721532372
>Did they switch some of the character designers and/or get AI to help?
It's the same chinese fujo (in case you can't tell by pic related) artist. They just went mask off with the designs now.
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>>721545680
Look up her name and cringe
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>>721545239
Chronos becomes a lot easier when you stop bothering with melee and focus on casts or ranged attacks.
He brutally punishes anything outside hit and runs.
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It's a shitty game compared to diablo 2 or even 4
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>>721537475
They were always fags, just kept in check in the past because woke hadn't gone completely mainstream at that point.
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What ARE the best boons in this game anyway? Divine Dash and Pressure Points are stashed away now.
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>>721545680
She makes all this effort on fags and butch women and then probably phones it for the ghost, which is the most attractive character.
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>>721546225
Lunar Beam if you build on it. It sucks balls initially, but if you invest in it you'll get an auto firing triple beam that grants armor during the blast, allowing you to face tank pretty much anything while you launch it.
Last time I used it on Typhon it hit for 20k
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>>721546225
Born gain for regen
Heinous Affront duo with light smite
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>>721546225
poseidon and hestia for fast weapons
aphrodite, apollo and demeter for slow weapons
hestia, demeter, zeus, ares for casts
poseidon and demeter for value (gold and meta progression)
hephaestus for utility
hera is useless
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>>721525836
>game is fully based around rng
>bros this is a hecking roguelike!

nope, it's pure slop
I'll pirate it tho and seed just to piss off the dev
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>>721545860
Or her face

>>721546392
Don't worry she loves drawing girls too (allegedly)
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>>721528482
>I’ve played 2 runs
>but here’s my opinion on build variety
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>>721546547
Cool. I remember trying it in early access, basically a "kill me" button, standing completely still and 'tanking' Cronos' world-shattering blows.
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>>721539228
>portraits
You mean the portraits and the writing
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>>721547508
>hiring an english speaking asian girl
ok, it was doomed from the start. There's NOTHING worse than a first-generation immigrant asian child.
>wah wah wah they made fun of my lunch, now I hate all white men forever, TIME FOR TOTAL BPD
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>>721530151

This is not a black woman, idiots, it’s a white redhead with soot on her face
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So everyone knows the new character designs are hideous, but what about social justice messaging? I'm willing to look past shit character designs but I'm just so worn out by it that too much feminist-type messaging would be a dealbreaker.
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>>721545680
>they ruined the best guy in the game
I was only mildly annoyed before but come the fuck on. I fyou want to make new characters hambeasts and mystery meat that's one thing, but leave already designed characters alone
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>>721547716
it's a person of color with vitiligo, the favorite disability of liberal art students
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>>721547868
There's not really any of that at all
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>>721547868
there is the standard feminist messaging, most of the men are either evil, insane or incompetent
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I have opened my heart to many genres I did not care for over the past few years; RTS, JRPGs, racing, sports, even a survival game. I still can not stomach the roguelike.
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>>721546763

They nerfed born gain a bit a while ago, personally glamor gain is my go-to, it takes care of one half of origination by itself
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>>721547868
It feels like it was written by and for lesbians. So, pretty much intolerable.
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>>721547984

No it isn’t, look at the nose, it’s a Scottish woman with reverse vitiligo
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>>721531793
>You know all the problems with Alecto as a love interest?
You mean Megaera?
I wish Alrcto was the romanceable one
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>>721548439
No it isn't. Anon is correct, it's Aunt Jemima with occasional white spots. Fuck off faggot.
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>>721533280
>Everything is procedurally generated and there's no real level design.
That is not the case in Hades
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>>721547868
Oddly enough Melinoe is quite pleasant and respectful.
The angry girl marketing does her a disservice
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>>721525836
A lot of people are waiting for it to be properly released before playing it let alone talk about it.
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>>721548746
Zagreus was the exact same
The animated trailer made him seem like a wise cracking bad boy and he spends the whole game being polite to everyone except Hades
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>>721548863
I thought Artemis was bangable in Hades 1, but not 2. I forget who, but I remember there being a few more hotties in Hades 2.
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>>721547508
Holy shit that can't be her actual name
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>>721548981
I missed out on a lot of characterization in Hades 1 because I beat the game very quickly and consistently. You were clearly supposed to die a lot more to get the story.
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>>721549047
I think shes the cutest girl of both games, though slightly prefer her Hades 1 design
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>>721530151
>Not liking sassy sooty grandma
She deserves better than "muh vitiligo"
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>>721549402
Shame they didn't make her look better then.
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>>721536275
Transistor kinda does if you try to ignore the new combat system and try to play it in real time. It's very hard to do it by the time you get to the highrise boss, though.
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>>721530151
why does she need 6 fire themed accessories
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I've heard good things about that gameplay in both 1 and 2 and I like rougelikes so I'll give it a try. I ignored the culture warriors on Returnal and it was great. Maybe I can mod in cooler characters in this, too, but I won't get my hopes up. Life is suffering sometimes.
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>>721526973
The only somewhat fuckable one is the antlers guy. Also it's fucking nuts how many nigs they can shoehorn into a game based on Greek mythology, while excluding characters who can pass for actual Greeks.
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>>721526973
I can fix Eris.
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>>721549704
Start with Hades 1. They're birth good but the original has better characters.
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dunno if I want to start over on a fresh file or just play the one I have. I don't want to just boot up the game get a clear on both routes and immediately see credits, but I also don't want to have to unlock all the weapons again. might just suck it up and start over
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>>721526973
this artist is so clearly from Tumblr
disgusting
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>>721550141
Thats why I avoided buying until it was out of EA
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>>721550206
already have for a 100 hours
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>>721525836
hasnt this been out for well over a year now or was it just early access slop?
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>>721550206
If you play as a male and can romance her, sure.
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>>721550236
iirc first game forced a wipe out of EA, but I didn't play EA in 1. Wouldn't be so bad but Hades 2 is a lot grindier than 1, lots more resources and such to collect and use for upgrades
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>>721550346
The only wipe Hades 2 will have will be the resources you get from killing Chronos and Typhon.
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such an ugly art style
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>>721544393
just so you know, you have no aesthetic sense.
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>>721550346
No they didnt. All they're doing is removing the final boss materials for 1.0 so you have to beat the bosses a certain amount of times for story purposes
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The Sirens are kicking my ass.
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>>721550703
Nuke the drummer first.
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>>721550703
I always go for the drummer Roxi I think it was first because her shit is roomwide aoes.
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>>721526973
I am starting to realize I am getting old. If this came out 10 years ago the majority of people would think this looks gay and that would be that.
Now the youngsters are all discord trannies, mentally ill, or have been steeped in reddit politics for so long that they see no problem with this.
I guess there are enough of them that this is just how it is now. Never thought it would get to this point, but gaming is getting to gay for me now. Guess its about time to finally give it up.
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>>721550649
>>721550462
Oh if that's the case I'll probably just keep my file, grinding for weapon materials again sounded like a massive pain in the dick but they might've rebalanced the requirements since I first got them
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hades 1 is a bad roguelite and this one is just the same thing but more.
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>>721525836
>same shit again but worse
I don't know anon, you tell me.
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>>721550818
I'll try that next time.
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>>721525836
I already played it a lot in Early Access. I enjoyed it, but I'm not expecting a huge amount of changes to the final build beyond an actual credits sequence.
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>>721537475
>>721546198
All game devs are faggots.
>but muh something someone
No, they are in the process of becoming faggots.
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>>721525836
>no Zagreus, no buy
simple as
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>>721551301
DoT casts are particularly useful to drop and run against her, since it will prevent scylla from camping the area and making it a pain in the ass to land hits.
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>>721550703
Someone told me they have a second song, but I never heard it and I beat Chronos like 16 times already.

>>721551462
Got snu-snu'd by the Spartan Aphrodite.
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>>721525836
It's disheartening how a game-game like this gets so much praise. Games should've transcended past bing bing wahoo by now.
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>721551871
this bait doesnt work if the game has as much dialogue as either hades game
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I enjoyed Hades 1 but 2 was just extremely unfun from a story and gameplay perspective.
Part of what made 1 good was the fact Zagreus was the prime mover of the story. Instead of just responding to things, he took the volition to actually make changes, making the story feel very energetic and personal. Plus, it was very comfy to not have another "save da woel" plot, it was really something he just did at his own pace and allowed for a lot of character development.
In contrast, Melinoe never actually makes a single decision for herself. This is even one of the themes of the story! She's just an immensely boring character.
In the same vein, while Hades 1 had (when compared to similar games) simple gameplay, it flowed very well, and emphasized a lot of free-flowing movement unless you were using shield
Hades 2 just has so many things that make its combat flow stilted, even on the fastest weapons. While I understand this was done to make combat more weighty and committal, as well as differentiate Meli from Zag, it feels very tiresome to play.
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Won't win game of the year or indie of the year.
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Is there a name yet for this type of overdesigned hand drawn art style we see in every woke game
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>>721533820
The double standard those faggots use is infuriating
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>>721550206
>cute spider
wtf... my wallet is moving on its own...
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>>721525836
I don't play trannyslop.
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>>721547868
The usual subversive feminist shit from these kind of people. Women good and right, men wrong and bad, gay love good and pure (achilles/patroclus), heterosexual love toxic and bad (orpheus/eurydice, odysseus/penelope of all couples).

It's pretty much a deliberate antithesis of actual greek mythology which was misogynist as shit.
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>>721526973
this looks like ai generated
but the ai is a flesh mountain of grotesque proportions. thats what the homos that designed this are at their core
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>>721550982
reddit and discord trannies have only revealed what was already there. no one got infected. the faggotry is just replicating memetically AND genetically.
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>>721554038
was interested in playing the first game but that character is just absolute repulsive
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>>721554831
Annoying too, with the singing. The third boss wasn't annoying though, he was cool.
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>>721553745
welcome to vidya journalism
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>>721547868
If you played Hades 1, you wouldn't be asking the obvious.
>>721549207
It's not like competition is stiff.
>>721549047
None of them can beat Alecto so it doesn't matter.
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So what is the new shit in 1.0?
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>>721525836
Does this game really need two muscle mommies?
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>>721525836
I'm looking forward to it. Didn't touch Hades' early access either.

Reminder that the first game won goty on the /v/ga, because it's a good fucking game. You may now go ahead and call them rigged, reddit, woke etc.
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>>721556840
Too psycho. But at least she doesn't have the voice fray of the other fury. I wanted to vomit every time.
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>>721551462
NOOOO DELETE THIS
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What the fuck do I have to do to get the ferret and the dog?? I've met them 10 times over, and I got a fucking bird out of nowhere last run I can't even remember seeing once.
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>Getter plagiarism reaction image
>Midwit opinion
I hate reruns.
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>>721557612
do you have the treats to feed them?
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>>721557335
>Too psycho.
She's just honest. Big difference.
>But at least she doesn't have the voice fray of the other fury. I wanted to vomit every time.
Too forced yes. Was surprised Alecto didn't have some retarded voice impediment.
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>>721525836
Is there any reason whatsoever for me to wait until tomorrow to get the game, or should I just buy it now and get on with it?
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>>721557913
I think I already have done to the max amount.
There's not option to anymore.
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>>721558080
No, just buy it now if you want it.
All the official release is adding is a way to "finish" the game, something which will take a lot of hours to reach anyway.
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>>721558496
So the patch that goes live tomorrow won't make any changes to early game that I'd want to get the benefit of?
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>>721559014
Not to my knowledge, no.
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>>721559014
Of course it will you fool, balance changes.
If that is good or bad depends on what they are.
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>>721559065
Cool

>>721559118
I think (recollections are fuzzy, could be making it up) I've heard people say the early game is a bit slow to get through and the cost of things/rate of progression is likely to be adjusted - that was mostly what I had in mind.
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>>721526973
how long until someone trains an ai to gen similar styled art and makes a mod replacing these """greek""" gods with greek gods? maybe then I'll get the game
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>>721560465
I like the notion that you can't even be bothered to THINK about someone else drawing a thing, let alone drawing it yourself
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>>721559257
>I think (recollections are fuzzy, could be making it up) I've heard people say the early game is a bit slow to get through and the cost of things/rate of progression is likely to be adjusted - that was mostly what I had in mind.
Could be, but like I said, it could be good or bad.
I've see a few roguelikes get worse with each update you know. Dead cells for example.
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>>721525836
Garbage game. No different from the first.
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>>721526858
Not your choice goon!
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>>721558080
I think it's possible there could be a launch discount. Doesn't hurt to wait imo.
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gameplay good or no?
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>>721560983
yeah
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>>721558080
Why would you buy a faggot game with hideous tranny designs?
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>>721560549
because it's super unrealistic to imagine someone redrawing all of the entire game's cast of characters portraits in a matching style in a timely manner? think anon
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>>721549402
gonna be honest, using vitiligo for a hearth like this to represent spots of ash and white coal actually is kinda clever. Too bad the rest of the design is way too on the nose. It's the pot of coal on her head that is the most offensive to me about this whole design
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>>721543718
playing blue prince and i'm probably still to discover some of the deeper shit later on, but up until now it's more like a more palateable and simplified Void Stranger which although much more frustrating was much more memorable when i invested a comparable amount of time into it
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>>721562057
face looks awful
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>>721526973
I unironically like Chronos, Eris, Aphrodite and Selene.
What they did to Athena is just laughable though. It looks like a fucking gollywog.
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>>721530871
That's actually a good point
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>>721556840
>If you played Hades 1, you wouldn't be asking the obvious
hades 1 doesn't have obnoxious social justice messaging though. sure there's small tidbits but not like what we tend to see in a lot of other games.
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>>721562298
Christ, i thought the one to the left of Hermes was Athena
The fuck is that
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>>721562637
Nigga you can literally be gay and have no negative repercussions. And >>721554038 entire existence.
The tone was always there, but since things always get worse, the sequel too, follows.
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>>721562298
>>721562829
she literally just looks like athena from the first game but wearing a helmet
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>>721561484
>in a timely manner?
Why the rush?
Take time to improve your own skills
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>>721526973
why is Hephaestus so unappealing? and I say this as a barafag and a chubby chaser who normally eats up fat ugly men character designs. but Hephaestus just doesn't make me feel anything, and judging by his low amount o nsfw art it seems I'm not alone in that.
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>>721562885
>Nigga you can literally be gay and have no negative repercussions
so?
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>>721563209
if you want the game to punish you for being gay then you're just demanding your own politics forced in people's faces
you don't hate "social justice" because political preaching is annoying, just because it's not preaching your shit
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>>721560554
>>721560893
Fair enough, thanks

>>721561295
Because I'm a faggot tranny I guess, idk man
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>>721527325
I wonder how much "outrage" is from /vpol/ being willfully ignorant to suit their narrative s?
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desu Hades is my least favorite type of roguelike
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>>721563915
I think willfully ignorant is too generous, I think they're legit just very stupid as a result of demonizing education
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>>721525836
>Why are /v/irgins like this?
They're too intimidated by what's in the game.
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>Reviews are in
>Silk song already utterly mogged in every capacity
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>1.0 just adds the endgame, no new biomes, systems, or weapons

THATS FUCKING IT?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SUPERGIANT DOING ALL THESE YEARS???
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>>721565090
Making sure the gods are as cucked as possible
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>>721565090
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS SUPERGIANT DOING ALL THESE YEARS???
adding the biomes and weapons to the game
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>>721562168
well yeah, that's why I'm fixing it and making him not black, duh
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>>721562924
I like to paint, digital art isn't really my thing
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>>721565090
If you beat Kronos when the game first came out you pretty much experienced it lmao
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>>721565090
wanted the money bag early and double dip hype for the EA and 1.0 release
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How did they get away with 0 complaints about Prometheus? He kills you before you know what’s going on.
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It's a podcast game. You turn the music off and you put on your favorite podcast on then you start grinding out levels.
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>>721567526
You're not supposed to beat the bosses on the first try.
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arent the gods pics just for the message prompt? that shit should be easily moddable, couldnt you just get Dionysus pic from the first game and mod it into hades 2?
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>>721568229
yes
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>>721563387
>if you want the game to punish you for being gay then you're just demanding your own politics
No that would be accurate to the mythology. All gays end up punished for being gay.
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>>721565090
Stop being such a bigoted gameplay right-wing chud.
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>>721569470
examples?
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>>721568542
then why is everyone bitching so much? you can even use ai and put whatever the fuck you want then
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>>721545680
did he shit himself?
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>>721569848
Because /v/ is a cesspool of bitterness, and they need to bitch to survive.
The moment they stop being pedantic incels, they'll cease to exist.
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>>721569848
Because the devs intentions are clearly to be tumblr asskissers with a heavy dose of "kill white males"
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>>721570248
both the male love interests are white
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I'm not paying 1,5 Silksongs for this piece of shit with 1/5th of the content
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Hades was a 7/10. Game has 4 levels and is about 1 hour long.
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>>721570756
Hades and Hades 2 have a hundred hours of content thoughbeit
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Hades I & II are like if they made a videogame for the tumblr fags and whores that never play vidya at all. The entire game is built around being a shitter and if you're competent at games you'll have to kill yourself repeatedly to continue quests and see more development. Embarrassing use of time.
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>>721571387
the same half hour repeated 300 times isn't content
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is there a game like this but for straight people
there's an anime hades clone with sexy girls called nunholy and it's kinda cool, but too short.
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>>721569775
Orpheus: lynched
Hyacinth: bonked in the head
Cyparissus: forever depressed tree
Hylas: death by nymphomania
Callisto: turned into furry fetish
Nerites: turned into shellfish
Ampelos: gored by bull
Ganymede: enslaved by a degenerate (maybe gays see this one as a good ending idk)
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>>721568229
>just unpozz the game yourself
I just wont play it
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>>721573052
these are all portrayed as tragedies, usually either accidental or out of jealousy from women
ganymede is also very often portrayed as either willing, or without sexual connotation. He also gets immortality and lived on olympus, it's absolutely not negative
these aren't stories of punishments
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Why does /v/ not care about Hades anymore?

Did the Medusa drama piss you all off THAT much?
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>>721531645
literally looks like the coomer meme
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>>721565090
Hopefully preparing the cutscene of me kissing Arachne
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>>721575659
>medusa drama
Qrd?
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>>721575659
There’s a metaprogression power to negate THREE hits from a boss. The game isn’t here to kill you 100 times like the usual game /v/ likes.
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Art looks like shit not playing
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>>721576614
Hold on.
Arachne, Hornet, Muffet.
Why do all the most popular indie games feature a spider lady?
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>>721577897
Spiders are cute
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>>721574521
>these aren't stories of punishments
Anon the media literacy people (aka fags and women) disagree.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuryYourGays
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bury_your_gays

These guys were figuratively punished by homophobic greek society as a whole for being gae.
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>>721579852
>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuryYourGays
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bury_your_gays
these are modern tropes
you're acting like the same sorts of tragedies don't happen to straight characters in greek myths
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>hated the heat system in 1 where you can't play higher heat levels from the get-go because you can't get prior rewards
Have they changed this
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>>721575659
You scorn me, I scorn you.
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>>721525836
i have mainstream indie fatigue. they seem only made for and by troons
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>>721525836
this game actually any good?
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>>721580661
Only EM4 is locked behind progression so you're wrong for one, and how would that even work?
>pump heat
>defeat the first boss
>upgrade your every weapon
Great idea retard.
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As a person who thought Hades 1 had a painfully shallow amount of variety for a roguelike, how does Hades 2 fare (earnest)
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>>721525836
The ending will involve Zagreus showing up out of nowhere to save his little sister and her girlfriend from falling into an abyss.
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>>721581583
I still hate it. Is it still a thing in 2?
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SHAW
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>>721576998
hole VA said Medusa is not deserving of love and refused to voice any romance lines
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>>721580661
That shit made me quit playing. If I do Heat 10, give me all the rewards for doing the first clear of 1 to 10.
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does it launch in a few hours?
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>>721581532
If you like rogue-lites
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>>721525836
I've been playing this game for months
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>>721573052
>Orpheus
>central myth is about him being so in love with a woman he literally goes to hell and back to bring her back from the dead
>every other myth is well in line with other myths about "don't fuck gods if you're a mortal because the gods are dicks and will ruin your life"
???
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No Zagreus no buy, I want him to at least be a secret boss
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>>721564445
jeez what a downgrade
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>>721583447
melinoe is hot
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Didn't this shit come out like, two years ago?

I swear every high profile game in the past 5 years has been the most emarassing shit ever.
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>>721583815
>anon learns what early access is
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>>721583945
>Retards still falling for this absolute retarded marketing stunt
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>>721576998
The floating fleshlight friendzones zagreus
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should I play the first one or is this one of those straight upgrade sequels?
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>>721582807
Sounds like she should have been fired and sued for wasting the studio's time
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>>721572031
Wrong
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>>721584296
Agreed, but it's a lefty studio so they just threw it out and cut the subplot short with a lecture.
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I cant wait to see what happens when Zag and Persephone and the rest of the gang are released from Stasis. I hope it isn't the ending ending and we get to spend a decent amount of time with them.

I want to see the spoilt playboy and the autistic child soldier siblings interact
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>>721575659
because the people retarded enough to care about hades 1 aren't retarded enough to care about hades 2. that takes an exponentially more braindead individual.
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Wait so I'm reading here is that the final boss is still the same?
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Does the actual release comes with a new update that will get a main ending? Or is more "continues in the next episode" BS?
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>>721525836
Hades was grossly overrated.
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>>721585459
Yes, right now you beat the final boss, walk into a room and then randomly die so you can’t see the ending.
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give it to me straight, how insufferable and anti-male are the characters and writing in this one?
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>>721586263
Very. It's more feminist, tumblr, and lesbian than the first game by a lot.
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>>721586263
The game was made and finished during peak anti-male tumblr/twitter. It's just been shelved for years for no discernable reason and its coming out at a really bad time for its theming.
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what makes this game different from the bazillion rogueslops on steam?
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>>721586573
This one has really bad gameplay that's hidden under a lot of layers of really nice music, voice acting and art compared to other roguelikes.
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>generic rougelike slop

Oh boy, I'm sure it's different than the 1000000s of other indie rougelikes
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>>721586695
is the gameplay worse than the first one's?
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Why do (You) hate roguelikes? Is it the permadeath that ‘wastes your time’? Is it the -Lite mechanics that let everyone beat the game? Is it the 4 biome structure that’s in this exact game? Do tell.
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>>721586880
I don't see how they could make it any worse. At a baseline not changing a single thing would be a safe bet.
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>>721587151
I've heard this one is slower and has less focus on melee combat
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>>721587141
it's that rogue-lite elements are used to artificially pad out a mediocre game that is otherwise very short and shallow
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>>721526973
>skin color: anything but white

lol
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>>721587141
Hades in perticular is bad because there's nothing to do but grind +1 stat-up.

It's not a rogue-lite where knowledge trumps unlocks, it's pure grind.
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>>721586487
Playing Hades 2 and Silksong back to back definitely shows me what good and bad "female-focused" writing looks like.
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>>721526973
>if we throw a bunch of random shit on these temu atlus models it is bound to sell our game

oof
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>>721587470
Atleast Silent Hill F's unironic crystal-cafe screeds will mask Hades' 2 really shallow and snark-marketing focused feminism
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>>721529747
I actually hated the American attempting a British accent and the way you can hear the lipsmacking of his voice like it's being whispered sensually into your ear. I play Hades with the voice volume all the way down.

Thankfully Melinoe sounds better.
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What weapon should I use? Crit Excalibur with armorbane was fun as fuck in the first game I remember. The axe feels a tad bit slow.
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>>721587141
Most just get too repetitive before you ever beat them. They rely on "randomly generated" elements that don't actually have much variety. You have to grind a lot to finally be upgraded enough to actually beat a run and there isn't enough variety in terms of encounters and enemies to actually sustain how many attempts you'll be going through. Ultimately, if I've spent hours just getting bad luck and losing with minimal progression in a game like this, I'm probably never going to come back and finish it. Hades only held my attention as much as it did because I liked the gameplay, dialogue, and music. Games like Spelunky 1/2 and Dead Cells lost me a lot quicker.
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>>721587141
metaprogression is ass
I like roguelikes that are sit down and play with knowledge based progression (Nethack), I'll even accept (and sometimes enjoy) ones that unlock random stuff to use in future runs like Isaac, but just giving the player persistent +stats to chase after for every run is awful, padding game design
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these are full blood siblings
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Name a more boring gameplay design than roguelite shooter with teleport dodge spam
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>>721587725
Strand Game
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>>721587558
>>721587470

SHf beat you on the head with it too much.
Hades 2 is just... definitely tumblr styled.
And Silksong's definitely explores maby facets of motherhood. I think it helps because Hornet despite being a stronk womyn protag gets repeatedly abused like in a DLsite porn game.
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>tranny game
Pass
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Any good mods to UNWOKE the game? The main girl is cute but...
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>>721587725
hades 2 doesn't have dodge spam
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can no one talk about video games in a normal way anymore
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>>721525836
Not all of us are trannies sorry
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>>721588114
>Not all of us are trannies
sure, troon
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>>721588020
not since the left had to bring politics into gaming
no

>normal
That's racist, transphobic, misogynist, CIS heteronormative the list goes on
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>>721584831
I want zag to casually take nemesis and eris weapons commenting on how he's used them before
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>>721588020
how can you talk normally about a game that is made by people who want your entire race to go extinct
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>>721587845
silkthong made me appreciate how much it took hornets status as an age old demigod seriously. i never felt that in the hades games
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>>721588357
do they really want that anon? think about what you said. now say it out loud. is that really what you think?
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>>721587845
SHf feels like an angry hole is venting directly to the player
Hades 2 feels like ultra-shallow GRRL POWER KILL WHITE MEN marketing from a couple years ago
Silksong tries to be serious with a female perspective on her position and role
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>>721588683
yes
and i'm pretty sure people outside the anti-white brainwashing like the chinese probably share my view
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>>721588683
Holes are literally incapable of thinking of the repercussions of their demands. They only react to immediate outside stimuli.

proof: MEN WHERE YOU WHY AM I NOT BEING HIT ON articles non-stop
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>>721587845
So all 3 have shit writing
thank god I play games for the gameplay
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>>721589009
oh you're jewish and doing demoralization tactics got it
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>>721589321
>i'll accuse this obvious antisemite of acting jewish to make him second guess his opinions, i am so smart
no, fuck off retard
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>>721589438
you're fooling nobody you fucking kike
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yet another thread devolved into schizophrenics arguing with each other
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>445 replies
>1 (one) singular post with melinoe's tight sexy dress
You niggas is gay
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jewish posters try to demoralize people by turning everything into a culture war, its just the norm now. if you see anyone complaining about woke just know that they are doing it intentionally to make the world a worse place. both woke and anti-woke posters are jewish ops intentionally fighting each other
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>>721589746
And why is Hestia an ugly bitch? While Hermes is a chinkgook? And Hephaestus is a jeet?
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>>721589869
shalom
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>>721587141
Too many weak bosses. 2 of those biomes you speak of have shitters but you can’t skip them to fight the one actually good boss.
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>>721584831
I would assume they'dget some time together as family, same as Persephone getting a decent amount of extra scenes post-game in the first one.

Though I guess it also kinda depends on how things wrap up, there's a lot of implications of dream worlds and shit, could very well be the way that they set up the reasoning as to why Melinoe can keep doing runs of defeating Chronos/Typhon even after completing everything.
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>>721583253
ok then I might like it, does it have a lot of builds?
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It's the 25th already here, just release the game here
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>>721589746
gork and mork
an eternal battle...
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>>721526973
oof that poopskin quotient.
no buy!
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>>721592942
jews are notoriously thrifty
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>>721592819
Plenty to mix and match between weapons, god powers, perks, etc. I guess how they actually synergize is subjective though.
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how is the meta progression in the game?
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>>721594578
its excellent, there is maybe double the content of hades 1
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>>721551315
need otter zag
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>>721594578
grindy as fuck
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>>721529789
i think a key thing people are missing here is in the 1st game there was a rocket powered chariot with essentially machine guns on it. Who knows what the fuck haphaestus made with his skill that we dont get to even see
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>>721594578
they've improved it a ton throughout early access and its better than the first games grind
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>>721594336
jews are notoriously subversive
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How fucking GAY is this game?
I enjoyed the first one in spite of it being fucking GAY
If this is exponentially GAY I shan't be buying
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can't wait for queen fit-girl version
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>>721596175
torrent and see for yourself
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On one hand, I hate Hades. On the other, I like that the studio that made some of my favorite games is making money because I know for a fact like a dozen people played Pyre.

But I probably hate hades 2. So that's a fucking shame.
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>>721596175
Main character can fuck guys or girls or both.
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>>721529789
You're an idiot. Its lame because the guy can AND HAS made cooler shit IN THE SAME SERIES.
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>>721596887
Cool
I'll self insert as the guy and fuck both
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>>721526973
Can't wait to hear all their incredible life stories after giving them like 900 bottles of tang each. Nothing makes me want to farm even more goddamn bottles of OJ like a riveting tale of a greek god transitioning gender, and race by turning asian.
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>>721525836
If they can make the game less of a runback loop and manage to hit a balance with ease of gameplay and pleasing the tryhard "soulslike only" crowd they'll snatch whatever award silksong had. Silksong's gone and done the opposite: make a game for the more experienced and elite players of hollow knight, it has divided what "fandom" it had over the sheer difficulty scaling.
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>>721536161
Personally Silksong takes it, but since we live in a world where pretentious faggots decide the goty it'll probably be GoY, E33 or Hades2.
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>>721536161
>/v/ is still talking about Maelle
Melenoe bros... where are her flaws and deep writing...
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Why don't you just... kill Polyphemus? He's not in the Underworld.
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>>721526973
Like I don't even mind the fatass on a wheelchair but
>aunt Jemina with vitiligo
Dude. Do these people run through an "inclusion" checklist or something?
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>>721526973
That's a wheelchair? I thought it was just a shield tilted a certain way.
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>>721584831
I just wanna see 'em bang
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>>721594578
Fuarking grindy, but the bonuses aren't that good or interesting. As another few anons here said, there's a couple relics that are godly to use, and everything else is just a boring minor stat boost.
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>>721600860
I thought it was fun, she's goddess of the hearth and the vitiligo color choices makes it look like she's got patches of ash on her skin.
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>>721601653
No, it looks like she has vitiligo
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>>721575659
I played the fuck out of the first game, but I seriously feel I've had enough and this second game doesn't give me any reason to want to play it ON TOP of doubling down on the bad designs I learned to tolerate in 1.
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>>721525836
I am looking forward to the full release, game is harder than the first but if the pattern for patches holds they'll drop the difficulty at release
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>>721525836
I have a penis, this game is not for me
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>>721602608
insurance refused to cover your bottom surgery?
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>>721602974
why, did they cover yours?
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It's not just my gay bias telling me that Zagreus was a way better protag, right?
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>>721604304
zagreus was definitely a more fun character
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no Zagreus
no buy
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>>721604304
>>721604656
>>721604472
I still think its fun at least, Im having a good time and the gameplay is good. But despite the hours Im putting in Melinoe just isn't getting any better as a character, disappointing.
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>>721604756
I like hades 2, but the original dynamic of zagreus going out to die, and then being mocked by hades on the way back was perfect
the sequel definitely does a lot of things better, but the original concept is too good for the sequel to surpass
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>>721604304
I'll hold my judgement until the game is fully out, but at this point, Zag is definitely better, mostly IMO because the story is centred more around a mostly personal goal of Zagreus, rather than a larger scale crisis that needs to be solved no matter what. Zagreus just wants to see his mother, and even after it becomes clear he can't leave permanently, he still continues his attempts to learn the whole story of what happened + get closer to Persephone. We see a lot more of Zagreus's personality and his faults because he's acting primarily for himself.

Melinoe's goal is much more grandiose but it also makes her feel a bit more distant, she needs to defeat Cronos so she/her family don't straight up die, that's basically it (So far).

Also Zag is just straight up more jokey/casual than Meli, though that's easy enough to say given that, as previously mentioned, he's in a much less grave situation overall, so he has the capacity to be more laid back. While Meli is risking her ass and has been training to save her family ever since she was a kid, so it makes sense that she's comparatively much more straightforward and serious.
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>>721562298
That looks fucking racist somehow
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>>721549553
the joke with transistor is that the single best (real-time) setup is literally just the two starting abilities
crash(breach) has decent range, stunlocks any enemy into unlosable 1-on-1s, pierces through the obstacles, and has undisclosed just-timing (like bastion/hades bows) buffs
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>>721547868
The game that made Bastion and Transistor is not here, anon.
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>>721529789
this motherfucker had a winged chariot yet uses a lame ass wheelchair. why not have some automatons carry him around, or mechanical chimeras that he can sit his fat ass on, fucking anything but a shitass normal wheelchair
thats the woke part, making a normal wheelchair for him so irl cripples can relate better to him, despite the majority of cripples themselves hating these lame normal wheelchairs since they recognize it as nothing more than virtue signaling
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>>721526973
Trans Coded to Hades and back.

Not buying. Please have shit sales spike so the evil is defeated.
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I havent looked anything up about the protag of 2, is she like Zag's sister or some shit?
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>>721540542
unfortunately yes.

It's also a 'canary in the coalmine'. If IGN/Kotaku praises it, then it's kosher and has 'the message'. If they hate it (Stellar Blade) then they give 8/10 max. They gave Stellar Blade 7/10 last year (console release).
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>>721525836
Early access fatigue
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>>721525836
why should i care
i got bored of hades 1 because it was the same piss easy game over and over and over and the entire thing was just playing another half-hour run fighting the same boring predictable enemies and bosses for 30 seconds of new dialogue again and again
terrible game and i don't understand why anyone likes it
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>>721525836
Binding of Isaac still exists, why play slop?
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>>721526973
What a fucking ugly artstyle.
What a bunch of ugly designs.
Same as the first one, I will not play because of the fucking aesthetic.
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>>721525836
Astroturfed woke shit. No conversation about it would be natural anyway



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