Barneyfag status?

>>721588909
>mega Scolipede

>>721588909
It would've happened anyways

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Post bricked accounts.

>>721589120
Noooo, consoles were immune to it!

>>721590415
EXPLODE

>>721590415
>MLB sweep tosho
>Bricked
Lol, in fact, lmao fuck off

Hm.....Maybe

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Is this the thread

>>721588909
MLP wasn’t a bad show, there I said it

>>721591163
It is now

NOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY GAMER GENOCIDE, TODD IS LITERALLY GAMER HITLER

>>721588909
>It came free with the new version
>But there was a brand new set of horse armour to buy instead

>>721591163
I feel GOATed, so yes.

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How is this deck for narita taishin?

>>721588909
>Shadowmere is just immortal
>in the base game

>>721591492
>Digital
>Marvelous
Awful, you should be running 3 speed and 3 power, try running anything other than digital, borrow MLB oguri

is this a heckin UMA THREAD??????

hmmm, nyo.

>>721591556
My only other power cards are LB3 biwa and LB1 helios, I thought running a wit would be smart since taishin needs to pass her positioning checks to be able to surge to the finish line.

In what kind of newfag world does someone think that THE horse armor DLC is somehow a dogwhistle for a gacha?

>>721591614
>dlc
>gacha
What's the difference at this point?

>>721591697
Sweep, King, Whatever your next best speed card is, Amazon, Biwa, borrow MLB oguri for furious feat, stamina and speed legacy

>>721591778
"Stealth" Touhou threads are at fault for this.

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>Still ZERO usable suzuka aces

>>721591779
DLC can sometimes be worthwhile.
Gacha is always bad and just an extension of the one armed bandit.

>>721591778
>Horse
It was bound to happen desu

So Taishin is better now right? Encroaching shadow and capping stats should be easier to activate with the track length

>>721591778
It was a horse in the image. Also, Umaslurpers think the board is about them. They don't recognize this image because they never played any real games.

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>>721588909

>>721591778
current socioeconimic events has jannys turning into barneyfags over horses

>>721589048
killed the arknights thread

>>721592378
Everyone's played oblivion though, it's more than they are getting genocided right now and are looking around for refuge

>>721589048
18th last place

>>721592378
Anon, I think you're retarded.

Since the race begins on an uphill should i focus on getting power legacies to be able to overtake?

>>721592674
He's going to start crying about his non argument of "skill" based games are what determines what's posted here. But also gay porn, 3DPD subhuman shit, e celebs and so on are welcome. Not at all the japanese media franchise and game.

When are we getting the fucking spark upgrade event

>>721589120
Yes, but this was the beginning

Any CM test rooms?

>>721593496
Make some, i don't think I've seen testing today

If my speed isn't C by hopeful stakes, is the run bricked?

>>721593580
There was one but the thread got auto saged so not a lot of people saw it

Horse armor was bad, but DA:O having an NPC whose conversations led you to the EA storefront to buy DLC was imho the worse of the two implementations of DLC

>>721593717
I see, did the room get filled up at least?

>>721592864
you need power (and wit) as a front runner to be able to take the lead, late acceleration skills are very important for the last 300m

>>721593701
Not sure, I usually measure it by the end of first summer, you should have 550-600 of the main stat, and 950-1000 by the end of the second summer. You could get lucky and get a ton of rainbows back to back, but the second summer is the best tell for me.

>>721593897
Yes, but in an uphill it's a power check rather than a wit check, so preferably you want to take the lead ASAP to minimize your risk of losing it come the final corner.

>>721594023
For me its having either two Bs or a B+ and a C+ by the end of the classic year

Asked but it got lost in the crossfire, but what deck are suzuka bros using to get groundwork? she only has one green skill and you can only rely so much on sparks

>>721594279
You don't get groundwork from cards, you get it from parents

>>721593841
There are many things worse than horse armor, but the impact it had on the industry (exaggerated imho) is bigger.

Apparently we can't have horse armor threads anymore because gachaniggers think it's a thread for them. There's nothing more to discuss about mtx that hasn't been said, but it feels sad somehow.

I am sick of training frontrunners...

tranny janny will find out eventually....

>>721594279
If you want a backup plan SSR Oguri is a decent stat stick

>>721594324
Figures I wouldn't be able to get around it, since she only has left-handed, what's the best cards to use for greens

>>721594339
Feel free to talk about it anon, we can peacefully coexist.

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>>721593841
Sometimes I remember this one and laugh. I know DLC was already reaching critical mass before this point but this one is just so fucking outrageous and funny to me it always sticks out.

Waoh. Is it too late to be ick tacky kang of Everquest for poop on dick?

>>721594587
I'm a kitalet but do have MLB speed SRs, professor of curvature isn't required right?

>>721594580
Doubt it, i think he tired himself out

>>721594845
Nope, Mile/front corners is better and cheaper

>>721594765
It makes no sense to have a thread with two topics though, I'll just go back to /fit/ and the Silksong threads.

Which uma would todd like?

Probably some shitter like Dilapidated Lawnmower

>>721595083
Yeah I understand, apologies. We've had to hide like cyjews under floorboards today.

What even happened to rudolf during the event

>>721589120
>I am ... inevitable...

>>721595559
It was Goldship

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>>721591170
Nobody has called you a cocksucking faggot yet so I guess it's up to me

>>721596016
Huh? Wasn't Rudolf the initial playtester?

>>721596374
They thought it was Rudolf but it was Goldship in unit 01.

>>721596374
It wasn't rudolf, golshi sneaked in. Sucks cuz i would've loved to see a fantasy Rudolf design

I see this is where the survivors holed up, what a brutal day

>>721588909
Best dlc ever, worth every penny.

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>>721597132
rage against the dying of the light

>>721597242
It will take a day or two to recover but we'll be back.

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Tranitors can't stop me or my punk daughter

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Eh, what did i miss

>>721597425
Only air shakur fan in the planet

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>>721589120
Fuck you Todd. This is the same kind of argument as "if I don't do it, someone else will." That does not give you justification to do evil. You just make the world a worse place whether others do it or not.

I knew that the fukuposters would bring doom by failing their digits

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>>721597480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eddeQBR7PPs
Emotionally dead umas being cute.

>>721597997
CUTE

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>>721589120
t.

>>721597997
>No subs

>>721588909
Filtering poorfags since 2006

>>721592865
>making up schizo arguments in your head

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>>721597574
I'm ok with this
We are happy

>>721597997
So this is autismo is just bakushin 2 right?

>>721598351
Based, I do like her Halloween outfit

>>721598365
no that's kitasan and sons

>>721598351
Why does she have a Medium gold skill on a card with Longs?

Why don't people train Bakushin aces? All I see are them being blockers

>>721588909
does oblivion have realistic horse vagina mods?

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>>721596314
Finally

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>>721598590
There's Bakushin, then there's Blockushin. Understand?

>>721598590
Bakushin is not very good as an ace compared to others. She's got good growths but her skills are completely dead her ult is not nearly as good as someone like falco's and she just doesn't have any advantages over the other aces, you can still do it. But it would be like running a bourbon ace when she's more fit as a blocker

>>721598759
Yeah.i haven't seen the former.

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>>721598569
Because otherwise she'd be too perfect
>>721598470
It's awesome, not a fan of the heterochromia but I can't complain

>>721594672
Eishin and Fuji are the SRs and pretty decent, but the Condor power SSR has 3 greens you could use.

I thought this was going to be a thread where we talked about the horse armor. I got tricked yet again.

>>721598957
We can still talk about the horse armor. To me it seems kind of quaint now, the amount of outrage around it. If only we knew how bad things could get.

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37289098
CM test room for if anyone's interested, I don't know how scattered everyone is so bring however many umas as you want.

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if you chuds didn't max her card at her worst you don't deserve her at her best

Danchou I don’t feel so good after today. I’ll probably need 3 days off

>>721598957
You can talk about horse armor and call out Todd for being a kike anon, we don't care.

>>721598957
That was my intention. Gachafags infest everything though.

>>721599110
After today everyone gets some days off,the second purge was exhausting

>>721598957
What do you like about the horse armor? Does it make you and your horse feel safer?

>>721599110
You only get 1. And you better make up for it.

>>721599242
My horse hated when I put a blanket on her.

7/9, starting in 15

>>721591778
Umafags want to be banned to /mlp/, so they can share a home with that one fighting game and that Hearts of Iron 4 mod

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TP check

>Full
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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you guys ARE watching sprinter stakes on the 28th right?

>it's another the bird rapes everyone episode

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>>721599312
Then you already know, waste of time

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>>721599024

>>721599479
Of course, that will be the best way to embody the BAKUSHIN WAY

>>721599479
>>721599617
where, because Japan doesn't stream shit (for free)

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Tainted Grail did it better.

I don't think falcon even activated angling and scheming

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valvefags bootlickers won't acknowledge this did much more damage to gaming than any other microtransaction

>>721599659
We always have someone posting results, but maybe the JRA might have a stream?

>player numbers drop
>/vg/ thread becomes unusable SEA shithole
funny shit

>>721599809
Valve is a mixed bag of "Thanks Gabe!" and "Gabe you fat greedy fuck." Of course the former are all things also motivated by greed, just cases where consumer friendly practices lines up with profitmaxxing.

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>>721599024
>My mediocre Falco actually managed to take the lead for a bit against one that massively outclassed her in every way
Not bad for my second attempt at training her to run turf... By the time the CM rolls around, I might even be able to build one that can win

>>721599809
>much damage
this shit led me to learn how to steal shit online because i wanted unusuals for free as a 12yo kid with no money
gabe is based for creating this

>>721588909
Based Todd

>>721600098
>That Falco
>Mediocre
That falco is actually very good,the umadol overperforms a lot. A "good" falco will usually beat a pretty good suzuka or seiun

>>721600181
Easy money, he knows his audience too well

>>721600098
Deck? I didn't save any

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Bakushin seems kind of cool in the Star blossom manga, i'll probably read it once i catch up with the anime

How did curren get those stats with that deck? What type of legacies are needed for that

>>721588909
The beginning of the end.

>>721600443
Is she the protagonist?

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>>721600256
Well, she certainly FEELS mediocre compared to the one that actually won
>>721600324
Here you go

>>721600256
Sieun is not a really good ace.

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Falcon is looking pretty unbeatable once she gets going, might be wise to invest in blockushin what stat lines am I trying to hit with her?

>>721600660
How good was the one that won?

>>721600705
Good accel
High wit
High pow

>>721600853
Yeah but what about speed? Don't you need high speed to be able to overtake

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I was this fucking close to having a good Sky but I guess she isn't usable. I'll run something slightly less bad but with usable groundworks.

>>721600932
Speed is irrelevant till the last part of the race.

>>721600980
That sky is fucking nuts what are you talking abou-
>no S in anything
>cant use ground work
I'm sorry, at least you saw the ceiling of your deck

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>>721600589
No, but apparently she shows up regularly enough

>>721600832
Didn't save the match so I can't go back and check, but IIRC she was stronger than mine by about 100-200ish in raw Speed/Power/Wit and had a bunch of good skills

>>721600980
Never seen sympathy, is that for a gimmick build or something

You can't use 10 tickets for a x10 roll? That's stupid!

Just throwing this out there in case this thread doesnt make it, but /vmg/‘s uma thread is there should things become dire here. At the very least its a placeholder when the mods have gone crazy. Keep that in mind and share it with your clubs. There’s only one club there and they’re 10/30 people. Its been the same thread for two months but its moving faster today. Keep fighting /v/ros, but it’s there when you need it

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>>721601113
I think I'll end up using this sky. Doesn't have groundwork but has mile S and slightly better skills.

>>721601296
Not moving to /vmg/

>>721601275
yeah, but they still count towards pity.

>>721601339
Holy shit I need that deck ASAP

>>721601339
if anything, try to avoid getting straightaway skills because they often activate really late in the race, like near the goal.

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>>721601453

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>>721601163
Here's my falcon, I can also post deck or legacies if any anon wants. No SSRs used

>>721601583
>ZERO SSRS
I fuarking kneel

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>>721601296
I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/ I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/ I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/ I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/ I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/ I DONT WANT TO GO TO /vg/ OR /vmg/

>>721601691
Teiobro
Meds
Now

>>721601376
Im not asking you to, but jannies have deleted probably close to 100 uma threads today, and frankly I dont expect it to get any better. Its going to be nuked on sight at this point. /vmg/ is dead, it’s a place where no one will be disturbed and you wont have to hide from the jannies or /vg/ fags. Im just saying IF things continue like this, this really will turn into a situation where an uma thread doesnt last more than a few seconds. Just know the further we press this, the stronger mods are going to hit back. They dont want us here, and I dont get it, but there’s a fallout shelter just in case. Think it over, and know that it’s there when you need it, that’s all

I want to have good umas right now but I don't want to expend any effort or thought since I'm retarded

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>Sit at checkpoint in my SINGLEPLAYER GAME
>Big ass fucking DLC button that leads you directly to the store waiting to be clicked.
holy fuck Tales is dead. The remasters are the only good things left, its the last death rattle before it falls apart.
I hate DLC and I hate jews and I hate videogames.

>>721601892
build a two late surgers and a blockushin

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>>721601892
Just luckshit your way into them with this SUPER LUCKY 7

>>721601691
Im not asking you to go to /vg/. Those threads move even faster than hours. /vmg/ is a ghost town. If you all start posting there, it will be the same people as we have here, Im just saying. Jannies have gone crazy, Im just providing an option and I think its wise to have a back up plan in case things get worse, and they probably will given the great purge that happened and all the new janny hires. By all means, fight the power. But they havent tried to shut down a game on /v/ in this way since…forever. The fact that so many are disregarding their warnings means they’ll go to even more extreme measures. Even this thread could get zapped any second. Only reason it hasnt is because its a skyrim cloak. Jannies are giving out custom warnings saying “dont make stealth generals”. We are enemy #1. understand what that means for the future of these threads. Right now we are tempting fate by plodding along when really, maybe we ought to press pause and let things cool off and resume another day. Just my $0.02, nobody wanted it to be this way.

>>721601741
>frankly I dont expect it to get any better
I wasn't here for the purge, but it's over now. I'm not leaving, I'll keep the bunker in mind though

>/vmg/
might as well go to reddit at that point, maybe jannies should do their job and delete the other 20+ generals in this board, starting with Dalle and FE

>>721602120
>it's over now.
Do you really think that? This is the only thread to get traction and its not even uma related. If it were an uma thread, it would get destroyed. This thread isnt safe. This shit isnt over, it’s only beginning. Jannies arent backing down, Ive never seen them react this way over a game to this measure. They are going to unironically banish us like MLP fags our touhou if things keep going this way. So best to have a backup option because thinks arent looking good for the future of these threads. Just being honest here, this doesnt look good at all.

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This thread has been claimed by the centurial o/v/erlord

>>721602246
Im not sure what else to do then. But im not going to fucking reddit and im not going to /vg/, but we may have flew too close to the sun. Too many threads, too fast, and at this rate the heat wont die down if we keep barreling forward like this. So we either slow down or we “go to war”. When the entire point was to just discuss video games. /v/ has become a festering shithole. It’s one of the few boards I use, but the way I see it /vmg/ is free real estate, virgin lands. It can be a holdover at the very least. Think about it. Is there anything else on /v/ you come here for?

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I love her so much

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>>721602720
not so fast

>>721602798
Curren is pure, Falcon a slut

>>721602493
>Is there anything else on /v/ you come here for?
I'm only here for the YGO threads, uma, and the occasional Etrian Odyssey and Stella Glow threads, /vg/'s where discussions die since that's where the blacked israeli resides, and /vmg/'s completely irrelevant since everyone goes the hugboxes at /vg/, it's better to stay here until we get our own global rule 15, which won't happen since RapedApe's too busy watching vtubers

>>721602798
based

>>721602991
Agreed with this, we have a strong community and if it was that dire we'd all be banned. Let's just take it easy and test the waters tomorrow

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>>721602963
this was debunked recently

>>721601296
I know it's there. It's just funny to ride this out.

>>721603236
Let me taste test their pee to check which one's purer

>>721588909
Todd won

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>>721602798
>>721602720
NOT SO FAST

>>721603394
everyone laughed at his dream game so i don't think so

>>721597681
It works because there is demand - people WANT to throw money at game cosmetics

I would be less miffed if all the recurring threads like DALL-E were ban on sight. But selectively targeting threads is really dumb.

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its over for me, i used up all my stockpiled luck

>>721603429
That race was fucking sick, random CM practice?

>>721603429
air groove dress is massive

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>>721603429
no one likes you grass wonder

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Brown sugar cinnamon.

>>721588909
Proof that all men are cattle.

>Ran out of stamina

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gold ship cup
gold ship game
gold ship world

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>>721591778
I think this thread is what finally crushed my spirit. The incident that normalized pay to win slop got mistaken by clueless tourists as an unironic symbol of such. This stings in a way the brainless /pol/coomerjak spam does not.

>>721605465
Horsebro here, it wasn't mistaken the literal first post was a dogwhistle that this was the thread. Mods were cracking down hard on us today so we had to be increasingly stealthy.

>>721605275
the queen defends its throne

>>721605837
OP here, it was mistaken.

Let's do some CM test
92975902
Bring 1 or 2

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uma bros?

>>721605903
Then it was nothing but an unfortunate coincidence, as this happened to be the same day the new mods started the purge. I've been here since 2009. Never seen mods being so fucking butthurt over a game in a while.

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>>721606098
>A dodgers X Uma collab is entirely possible

>>721605938
>full before I can join even mid umacaust
Wew

Noticed something in the race, the falcon got insta blocked starting in-between the els and the vodka, are the outer positions tougher for front runners?

Another one coming
15878964
Bring 1 or 2
>>721606364
Join up

On the topic of positioning, would S in running style be disproportionately valuable in the front runner meta due to the wit checks?

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late surgers mega sprint in the last leg is so FUARKING kino shame they are the weakest vs DA WALL

>>721595678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA

there's no hope for pace chaser in this cup man

>>721606770
Turf > Distance > Style

>>721606770
Probably not worth it, getting S on mile or turf is already hard enough. High wit and optionally savvy should alleviate the problem with positioning, I think.

Front runners truly are busted

Another one
71767985

>>721607239
Nope sadly.

>>721607239
>>721607637
Has el condor pasa not been placing well?

>>721607785
Only if she is a front runner

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>>721606297

>>721606297
Sorry fag, hololive is still under their contract for collab. You can ask Los Angeles Angels tho

Is this a pedo thread?

>>721608941
everything that you don't like is, why do you even bother asking?

>>721608941
horses are mature at 3

>>721608941
It was probably meant to be a thread about DLC but got hijacked by gacha addicts.

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>>721599414
0. I'm just using carats at this point.

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>>721599414
I'll finish it eventually

>>721588909
I don't get it

>>721609821
I made this thread. No it was not a DLC thread.

>half the thread is just seething at gacha, the game and gaming in general
>other half is anons trying to discuss the game
Maybe mods are actually doing people a favor by deleting these threads

>>721615738
Why?