I've been watching the single worst Super Metroid playthrough in the history of mankind.>sees animals jumping between walls>can't figure it out>but can figure out how to SINGLE WALL JUMP later in the game>gets grappling hook>doesn't aim it>gets mad when it doesn't hook>gets x-ray>keeps using power bombs>declares there's nothing in a room if the bomb shows nothing>doesn't understand that one-way blocks can't be destroyed (75% into the game)>gets the infinite jumps upgrade>can't figure it out>gives up forever after 20 mintues of trying>opts to single wall jump for the rest of the game>refuses to read the chat for tipsWhy are women like this?
>>721617312>sees animals jumping between walls>can't figure it outhow'd she make it out then? Did she cheat? Also, wtf are you watching this
>>721617416She tried it a bazillion times until she got lucky.I'm fucking addicted to hate-watching retards play simple video games they don't understand.
>>721617539https://youtu.be/FMdYNYT3wH4?t=10729yeah, ok, it's pretty bad, but I'll give her some slack for being somewhat tricky to master.
>>721617312I means its a woman who is mostly only playing for views and easy money. Wtf were you expecting?
>>721617312I guarantee this dumb bitch has a degree and could get into any profession she wanted. The Western world is fucked thanks to feminism
>getting rage baited by a troll who is looking to view farm in 2025This used to happen in 2013
>>721617896She rarely blames herself.She's always blaming:>"Sam" (what she calls Samus)>the controls>the hitboxes>"they didn't have the technology to implement this mechanic well back then"
>>721617312>>refuses to read the chat for tipswtf based
>>721617312>watching a womancuck behavior
>>721618264She doesn't "read" it, but she still asks chat yes/no questions for directions and tells them to reply with green/red emojis.
>>721617896>where are the instructions?Modern games have destroyed peoples' critical thinking skills. No one can figure shit out for themselves anymore. It's like the noob bridge - I don't understand how anyone can get to that point without knowing how to run.
>>721617312>>refuses to read the chat for tipsTranslation: she ignored my donation and now im mad
>>721617312All of these basic bitch twitch thots have the exact same copy-paste personality>feminist because it was pushed into her brain through watching Netflix and movies>shit at games but has a complex about it and needs to "prove" that women can game just as well as men>has breakdowns as the stream progresses because realizes she's shit and men are better at games but will never openly admit it>LOVES Jujutsu Kaisen especially Gojo!>LOVES Final Fantasy (mainly 7 and Tifa specifically) and Kingdom Hearts!>watches whatever the latest FotM slop is on Netflix
>>721618534I'm watching these for the first time 2 months after the playthrough ended, but go off, queen.
>>721618535Feminism is a good thing, and women who are not feminist are retards acting against their own interests. That's why most women are feminist.
>>721618806Shut up and show tits foid
Okay full disclosure, this MIGHT not be the worst playthrough of Super Metroid, because just yesterday I saw a woman fail and die at the escape sequence in the beginning, and I immediately closed the video, so that's a possible contender for the title.
>>721617416When I was a kid I used bomb jumps. A technique learned from the NES, but perfected on the SNES
>>721618806to a degree yes,but i feel as though your statement would apply to people who go to the complete opposite route and say things that are actively harmfulwhen most people think of modern feminism they think of the ones who hate men because of their own trauma response
>>721617312>watching other people play video gamesYou are a cuckold.
>>721619539>cuckoldthats not what that means
>>721619798Leave him alone, he's a retard.
>>721617312Every 90s kid had a first playthrough equally as clumsy, if not more so.You got stuck on the noob bridge because you didn't know there was a run button.You couldn't wall jump and you couldn't figure out how the speed booster worked.You ate shit on every boss.You ate sand in Mediria.It take you forever to figure out that you could powerbomb that glass tunnel.And you barely understood the story.Admit it.
>>721619976>"you were the same">lists different things from the ones mentioned
>>721619798>I'm too tired to do it myself>I like listening to the funny comments during>I just like watching someone do it who's better than meThat's why I let someone else fuck my wife-- I mean, watch people play video games.
>>721620043>>I'm too tired to do it myselfRetardo-sama, the OP is clearly written by someone who has already played the game.
>>721619531Not really, because at that point they're harming themselves too. It's unfortunate that loud, fringe lunatics taint what is otherwise a positive thing for everybody.
>>721619976Or you opened the manual that came with the game and didn't act completely retarded over basic controlsKill yourself trannytrip
>>721620291>trannytriptriptranny*
>>721620034Different things, but equally clumsy. As clumsy as my previous post, even.
>>721621473>equally clumsyNot knowing how to jump is not the same as not knowing which button is the run button.
>>721617416You don't need wall jump to beat Super Metroid>t. I didn't know how to do it when I was 8, yet completed the gameMy brother was a faggot and never taught me, so when I watched him do it he just said "this is what you can do when you're good at videogames"
>>721617896>tfw on my first super metroid playthrough I did that toofug bros
>>721621589>>721621598Not knowing how to wall jump is fine. It's difficult.The issue is that she refused to learn it and never did, but she DID learn *single* wall jumps.Overall a retarded attitude for a thing she clearly HAS the ability to do.
>watching others play games>watching streamers>watching wom*n
>>721621589don't you need to do it to get out of that hole?
>>721621914I think you don't, you can go back from where you came and progress normally.
why does every single thread devolve into politics and feminism? This should be a bannable offense desu
>>721622162It's a thread about a woman and starts off with the question "why are women like this."
>>721621914You absolutely don't because as I said I never learnt how to do it until I replayed it on Wii like at 18 or so and I killed the final boss.Maybe I never found the animals back then. I only remember vaguely my faggot brother rubbing my nose in because he knew how to do it and I didn't
>>721617312She's based. kek
>>721621958>>721622403ah ok, it's been a while.
>>721617896As someone whose never played super metroid, what is she doing wrong? To me, walljump would be direction towards wall + jump. If that didn't work then direction away from wall + jump while sliding along wall.
>>721625083you need to spin towards the wall, then press the opposite direction slightly before you jump.
>>721619976None of what you mentioned was an issue but I couldn't find Kraid and the varia suit so I had to bruteforce my way through upper Norfair.
>>721619410That's like a hundred times harder and more precise than the wall jumping kek
>>721617312This was a funny post, kek'd.
super Metroid is boring
>>721625660you're boring
>>721617312>Why are women like this?Narcissistic personality disorder
>>721619410based.
>>721625309Is that communicated to the player in any way? If not I gotta side with the foid on this, that's retarded controls, especially considering she sometimes gets it, but only an extremely attentive person would be able to deduce it was because of the timing on the direction press. Then again I've never played it so I have no idea how hard the timing actually is.
>>721625829You're supposed to watch the little alien guys. You can see how they pause briefly on the wall before jumping. But yes, that's all the hint you get. The timing is a little tricky and takes some getting used to.
>>721617896I've played all 2D metroids, can do hard shine sparks just fine, bomb jump anywhere and still can't wall jump consistently, I finished zero mission yesterday and I think I used it 1 single timeI had the same exact experience playing super metroid for the first time, I don't really get why they made it so weird
>>721625981I really don't see how you would get "buffer your directional press slightly before jumping" from what the aliens are doing. I'm really trying here but I can't fault the foid on this one, this is just a shitty, clunky walljump mechanic. She even checks the manual, which should be the player's safety net for when they get stuck, and it tells her fuckall. You can't have a walljump mechanic as shitty as this and not at least tell the player how to do it in the manual. Put it in the very back under "Helpful Hints and Tips" if you really want to preserve the "Aliens teach you how to walljump" thing.
>>721626406They make it so easy in zero mission though.
>>721626728The aliens turn to face the other side before jumping. Honestly though, I think I figured it out just with trial and error.
>>721627034maybe but I just morph ball bomb my way up anywhere more consistently so I just do that
>>721625660What he >>721625714 said
link?
>>721617312>refuses to read the chat for tipsBased.
>>721617896This is how most people play a first playthrough blind you disingenuous autistic retard.If you just got everything right with no effort and no trial and error and no struggle, the game would be like 2 hours long and you'd beat it in a single sitting with zero effort.Actual smoothbrain retard who has clearly never watched his own footage. Hell, even after I have extensive experience with a game and do a really clean deathless run, I will watch the recording and still see I make a lot of stupid mistakes I never noticed when playing.
>>721619976>And you barely understood the story.WTF? How could you not understand the story?
>>721621914>>721621958You need it, if you fall in the hole and save.
I think everyone is a bit right and a bit wrong about this issue. Wall jump in super metroid is indeed hard to pull off if youre not used to it. But getting upset at it is stupid because there's a point to it being hard and clunky which, which is the fact that its supposed to be somewhat of a secret mechanic. If it was easier to pull people would have tried or done it accidentally soon without any kind of clue or indication, and the game should have made better account of it.By making it so unconvenient it becomes hidden from most players, which can complete the game without it, and it rewards more observant players or those who explore throughly by giving them more options to get quicker through the game.Of course this trick only works for one game and it wouldnt make sense to keep it secret and unconvenient in the sequels if people already expects it, so they just made it into a normal walljump.Basically, yes, its a bitch to walljump in SM. But theres a point to it and its got nothing to do with technology.
>Watching Zoomers play Boomer gamesMy favorite was watching a zoomer play Legend of Zelda without realizing the candle opens new paths
>>721629614he really wanted to play joker
>getting filtered by a fucking plink inputis everyone who plays video games brain deadthere is nothing hard about super metroid wall jumps in any capacity whatsoever
>>721629725Bomb jumping is pretty tough though without a turbo controller
>>721629541sure, but you're simply ignoring that the game expects you do execute it to progress which contradicts the idea of it being a hidden extra option for movement
>>721630063no it isn'tthat just requires minor timingI can tell no one in this thread has ever played a fighting game or done anything challenging in their life
>>721617896>does a walljump within one minute by herself.>after being told how to do it, does one first try. >exits within 10 minutes OUT THE TOP>doesn't take the baby exit by bombing the wallHow is this bad?
>>721630643It's not bad, OP is an autistic retard. He thinks that because he has experience with this game and after 100 hours he can do this with no effort that a first time blind player should be able to do the same. Not being able to see from other's perspective or even being able to acknowledge they exist is a hallmark sign of autism and low intelligence.
>>721617312This tells me it's a bad game. Silksong has none of that filler
>>721619976>You got stuck on the noob bridge because you didn't know there was a run button.I crossed the bridge in super metroid doing short hops in quick succession in 2016 when first playing the game on the Wii u virtual console. We are not the same, unc
>>721619976>You got stuck on the noob bridge because you didn't know there was a run button.Literally no one ever did this. This is like calling the first goomba in SMB "noob goomba"
>>721632062It's silly but it really is a thing some people got stuck on until they realized there was a run button.
>>721617312I'm pretty sure DSP played this game and ragequit/wagequit it so unless she has a decade's worth of videos bragging about being a pro gamer and the king of retro games I'm going to reserve my judgment.
>>721625829Yes, actually. Samus has an animation whenever you press away from a wall mid-jump, which is the timing for you to press jump again. I remember learning to do this by noticing it as a kid (my uncles would play with me and they also noticed it, I miss them)
>>721617312>fully clothed streamer>willing to give Super Metroid a try>making decent progress despite it being a blind first-time playthrough>doesn't ask chat what to do every 5 seconds and actually tries to figure shit out on her own (this is not a bad thing, you fucking clown)>struggling with the game's shitass clunky walljump on her first playthrough is the metric we're using to call her shit at video gamesI'm glad the rest of this thread at least didn't blindly shit on the woman and correctly called out OP for being the retarded faggot he is.
>>721621803>The issue is that she refused to learn it and never didShe did though? She did it in the clip.
>>721617896this is my test for d-pads
>>721632852She's not going to suck your dick bro
>>721617312When I was a kid I literally started a new file after getting trapped in the wall jump pit
>>721635024lol
>>721617312so, she engagement baited you into watching her the entire time, and from the sound of it also using her chat. She won big time brother, and you fell for it hook line and sinker. Smart woman, retard OP.
>>721630134>the game expects you do execute it to progressIt does? I'm pretty sure you can complete the game without doing it once.
>>721628653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEZVja-mcY&list=PLhgab6mLYBAf8gobFNl-oQp4jZW7-AEch&index=1
>ignores the point about the grappling hook>ignores the point about the x-ray>ignores the point about the infinite jumps>gets fixated on the wall jump point>defends herWhy are /v/irgins like this?
If I'm going to watch someone play SM, I may as well tune into one of Oats many bullshit high-difficulty rando runs.
>>721632062>Literally no one ever did this.I didn't invent the term "noob bridge." That bridge is famous in the Super Metroid community. Yes, people really did get stuck on the collapsing bridge because they didn't know there was a run button. Not everyone read the instruction manual or checked the button config in the options menu, nor did everyone back then have gaming meta-knowledge that is taken for granted today.t. older millennial
>>721637690First thing you should always do before starting is reading manual. First thing after starting is check options. I'm calling bullshit that any sizable portion never did either of these while also totally ignoring buttons on their controller
>>721638330Stop fighting me over nothing, zoomzoom. People back then often rented the games they played, and no, those Blockbuster boxes did not always include manuals.
Super Metroid and Mario 64 are the only games that have walljumps that feel good. The Mega Man X style "ride the wall and tap a to jump off" is for retards and feels like shit. Unfortunately that's the one that usually gets copied nowadays.
>>721640883If you haven't played zero or x4-6 then shut up.
>>721617896This bitch is gonna put him out of a job...
>>721617312>watches people they don't know play video games badlywhy are zoomers like this?
