Shitch 2:>Mario Shart Intermissions UbiWorldSteam Deck>CHADonic KINOworlds Racing (in about 4 hours)Yup, I'm buying the Steam Deck with Sonic Crossworlds Racing. I'm sure Nintendo will pick up the slack after this current Wii U flop.
>someone actually drew that imagegod, the things i would do to them if they were my kid
>>721627036What is this mental illness called?
e's so mad he didn't even wait for the sales thread this week.
>>721627123OK pedo
>>721627036Both of those products flopped and are flopgotten. Meanwhile Switch and Switch 2 are cultural icons that helped reinvigorate video games in the current zeitgeist.
>>721627036K E KSegasnoys are fucking fizzing.
>>721627212i meant beat them, but hey, if the condom fits, wear it
>>721627132Being a Tendie
>you can play porn gamesNot any more.
>>721627132Tendies are losing and getting raped. Hopefully they'll fuck off back to their Tranmitsu containment threads, even better if they leave /v/. Once they're gone, the rest of the consolefag garbage will fuck off.>>721627192Trannymitsu threads:>a place where japophiles obsess over numbers in japanYou guys need to fuck off to /vg/.>>721627331>he doesn't use torrents and DLsite
>>721627274tbf a lot of those reviews are from before nintendo patched out the fun, i wouldn't be surprised if the sonic game actually was better until mkw gets dlc.
>>721627331Even if Valve completely banned porn games from Steam, you could still play porn games on a Steam Deck, you tech illiterate fuck.
>>721627036
>>721627331Always funny to see the consolefags that can't wrap their head around open ecosystems and instead can only imagine being cucked to a single companies storefront and whims.
>>721627429>patched out the funShe doesn't know....
>>721627123>somebody portrayed Nintendo in a bad way?>man, if that was my kid, I'd show them!!!Please don't have kids
>>721627448>but you could just tinker and tweak until you find a solution! Tech literacy is code for waste your time!
>>721627274Nintendo bias. You have to subtract five points from the metascore of every nintendo title.
>>721627694You can always tell when someone is a culture war obsessed faggot like this guy because they do not comprehend behavior, only "sides"The idea of something being stupid to do regardless of which "side" you take on the matter is just mentally beyond themYou could shit in their mouth and as long as you shouted [STATEMENT THEY APPROVE OF] while doing it, they'd love it and beg for more
>>721627429retard does not know
>>721627410holy screeching melty.
I’m buying the one not made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>721627036uh oh.macaco is mad.
>>721627716>installing a fucking exe>"tinker and tweak"
>>721627502>this is only because the deck's apu is shit at ray tracing>shitch version is butchered anywayKek!
>>721628109>"MUST... DEFEND... VALVE... gotta... find... EXCUSE"Cope
>>721627948What's your point exactly?
>>721627942She has to make up fake scores in her mind to cope.LMFAOO
>>721627036>Multiversus got shut down>the Deck floppedKWAB
>>721628647Holy cope.Cyberpunk 2077 runs like shit on every system. Switch 2 Edtion is on par with current gen consoles.But you already knew that and you're simply a mindbroken schizo.
>>721628757The only thing I'm "defending" is defending /v/ from tech illiterate retards who apparently don't know how to double click a fucking executable.
>>721627410meds
>>721628757>least mindbroken tendie
>>721629241>Switch 2 Edtion is on par with current gen consoles.kek imagine believing this
>>721628757>im too retarded to click "OK" on an install prompt and thus i must defend bingtendo>>721629241Cyberpunk does a solid 30fps on the Steam Deck and you can share your progress with PC. Meanwhile tendies shat up the board boasting about 20fps at 360p against a 5 year old laptop.
>>721627036I'm buying neither and upgrading my rig instead
>>721629392I'm guessing the bottom is the Wii U version? Looks better than the Switch 2 version.
>>721629792>Cyberpunk does a solid 30fps on the Steam Deck Go watch the DF video. Switch 2 edition rapes Steam Deck sideways >and you can share your progress with PC.Switch 2 also has cross-platform saves.
>>721627036Switch 2 can play both. Unsurprising since PC and by extension the Deck have no games, just console ports and turdworlder shills.
>>721629392GameCube versionVsWii U HD version Based retard. Keep humiliating yourself.
>>721627502>Steam deck>Turn all the settings to ultra lowDur hur look at how bad it looks!
State of Play was THAT bad huh?
>>721628109>>721629792>its just one button click broOk prove it then with a video where you click one button
>>721630417You want me to... prove that you can install a program via an exe with one button? Do you even know what a fucking executable is?
>>721627274>snoys rent-fucking-free
>>721627036>decksnoy AND a fucking segasnoyimagined how pathetic you life is, little turd kid
Gonna play Sonic Racing in a few hours when the standard version drops on steam, hope you mentally ill fellas have a good one shitposting with the steam charts.
>>721630463>its easy! No I can't show it cause it'll take too long!Thanks for proving yoy have to tinker a lot
>>721627036This image aged so poorly. Mario won that with ease.
