THIS is mystique
Yes and she is Nightcrawler biological father, the mother is Destiny
>>721632519Such a retarded retcon.
>>721632208she looks like a sex symbol
>>721632519Can't wait for that to be retcon'd
>>721632208she's blue
>>721633341da bu dee da bu dai
>>721632625>>721632704Believe it or not, it was Claremont original intentDoubt it'll be retconned
>>721634009Its retarded and should never have been allowed.
>>721632625she shapeshiftswhat’s retarded about her being able to morph a dick?
>>721634470She was literally Sherlock Holmes.
>>721632564>is Mystique>is a tranny in Ugly Betty>Mystique is a trannyCheckmate! Sorry, atheists.
>>721634598Mystique has disguised herself as a man several times so yeah I guess it's true
>>721634719>>721634598I don't think a mutant shapeshifter can be categorized like that. If he or she can be anything anytime all the time then who is he or she even really? Does she know herself? Also if you never know if she is in her "true" form, does it even matter what she really is?Something so alien cannot be described with our terms.
>>721634470The bigger question is, is she natively female? And if so, when pregnant, assuming she biologically can, where dafuq does the fetus go when she shapeshifts? Or is she preg with a bump regardless?
>>721634913Don't mutant powers activate with puberty? So she's a gorl because she was born as a gorl
>>721632625>Such a retarded retcon.Claremont made Mystique a 17 century french peasant boy whose mutant powers made him a blue big titty perky ass mutant that could shapeshift.That's her origin bro.
>>721632208No, THIS is Mystique
>>721632704>LGBT lifestyle magazine Out also described the original series as "one of the gayest ... cartoons of all time", and said the 1987 film "turn[ed] an entire generation of boys at least a little gay".>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-Man#Gay_analysis
>>721635282She also was Sherlock Holmes for some time whilst fucking Destiny as Irene Adler on the side, becoming the influence for Arthur Conan Doyle to write the books.
>>721635626Bro, I and the bros wrestled in the showers trying to mimic He-Man and Skeletor muscle battles. Now that I think about it, it was pretty gay. But the gym teacher seemed fine with that so, now i think that's a little suspicious.
>>721635282>whose mutant powers made him a blue big titty perky ass mutantI've come to understand that there's plenty of people on this website that would gladly kill to receive such a power
>>721635768Jesus fucking christ i'm glad i stopped reading this shit after onslaught.
You know, Mystique's whole goal in life is champagne, beautiful women, and lavish wealth.
>>721632208Mystique, easy on the slushes....
>>721635529Every straight male should watch this movie, only to see her jiggly tits.
>>721632208Looks how she does in the comics.Did you faggots even read Claremont's books?
>>721634936she can impregnate herself at will
>>721637327She was faking it because her husband wanted a kid and it got her out of being touched by him or something.
>>721637327wait, is that a nightcrawler spidey?what the fuck is going on, it's kinda cool but at the same time what the fuck does he do with his powers at this point, this is a way too powerful mix and there's too much overlap
>>721637327She’s a futanari?
But can she shapeshift into Pickle Rick?
>>721632208And THIS is Mysterstique.
>>721640275>>721637327>illiteracy at its peakshe's clearly implying that she was not pregnant, only morphing to look the part, when she says 'we both carried him', she's not saying that she had a baby in her belly too and they fused the kid or some other weird shit, what the fuck are you sayingshe's just doing the 'omg it's like I was really pregnant and we were preggy sisters!!!'
>>721640490Nigga, that's Christopher Judge!
>no one has posted the fat mystique from epic movie
>>721641178Only for you anon, the quality is shit
>>721634421>>721634009>1980s Marvel Bullpen>Jim Shooter: So....let me get this right. You want Mystique, a woman, to be Nightcrawler's dad?>Chris Claremont: Yep.>Shooter: By growing a cock?>Claremont: Spot on.>Shooter: And she fucks Destiny and knocks her up?>Claremont: Right-O mate.>Shooter:......Larry pass me your uzi.>Larry Hama: No, Jim. You can't shoot him. Or Bryne.>John Bryne: What did I do?!>Shooter: The week ain't over yet.
>>721640060Nightcrawler was spidey replacement for a few months to escape mutant racism
>>721636880/v/ doesn't play video games, and expect these idiots to actually read?!
>>721640275she can choose to have a cock or pussy. maybe both
>>721641854>You'll never have a dick shaped tail fuck your ass as you plow Mystique
>>721641387hotter than insomniac's version thats for sure
>>721643061Only asians should be allowed to do games with marvel IP
>>721637327Spiderman just there in the back like "what the fuck".
