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>Your appointment to H1B Visa should be finalized within the week. I’ve already discussed the matter with Visajeet.
>I take it he was agreeable ?
>He didn’t really have a choice.
>Has he been redeemed?
>Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for Google Play Gift Card, he was willing it was almost pathetic.
>This poop, the street shitting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>Why contain it? Let it spill all over the streets, let the bodies pile up in the Ganges river.
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die racist motherfucker
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>>721711215
This remaster looks like they just installed reshade.
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>>721711317
I shit in Vishnu's mouth just like you do every day on a designated street for shitting.
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>>721712005
More like RTX Remix
https://youtu.be/Vv457V0SRXE?si=C-L6OtgkqR9wrBgr
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>>721711317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOIWt71310
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lol
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>Our cow dung corpus is far in advance of theirs, as is our scamming technology. And their...ethical flexibility has allowed us to settle in areas they considered all-white.
>The jeetification project?
>Among other things -- but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed in the performance of the primary benchod
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>>721712005
no it doesn't. it looks much worse
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>I know your USHATCO killphrase: Lapoopan machine.
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>>721713842
That's just blackface, Gunther. I'll have to report you to HR.
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>>721713842
>take your best shot basterd bitch
>how did you know my mudra benchod!
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>>721711317
make better remakes
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>>721713842
I am NOT a machine!
>blows up to reveal he was really 700 Indians working from India
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here, you can have this cow dung
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Nice of them to include some clips of the remastering process
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Number one you bloody bastard: That's scamming
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>>721711317
SAAAAAARRRRR DO NOT REDEEEEEM
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>>721711317
>Threads shitting on the US or UK
>Silence
>Threads shitting on Indians
>You lose your mind
Funny that.
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>>721713842
>Sir, we can give you a whole new body. You can look how ever you want
>Just fuck my shit up
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>>721711317
Maybe you should try getting a job.
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>>721711215
Funny OC? on my /v/? get out of here
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>>721711317
bloody bastard bitch
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>>721711215
That's terror.
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>>721713842
Gunther was always an early warning sign you were working for the bad guys
>Yeah, we're the spec op agents you're replacing
>We fucking love killing people!!!
>Boss, let me KILL SOME PEOPLE
>The regular soldiers just act like it's just crazy old Herman and Navarre again going off and killing people, lol what characters!
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I don't particularly care for the retarded normalfag hate bandwagon going on right now. It's too little pushback, way too late. These motherfuckers saw countless games -- literally hundreds of them at this point -- get raped by companies and suddenly they draw the line at Deus Ex? I even noticed retards comparing this to the GTA Definitive Edition debacle, which is ironic because that heap of fucking garbage somehow sold 14M copies. So this will too, it's just basic economics.

The funniest fucking part is that no one has actually played Deus Ex, at least no one who is currently trying to pretend Aspyr are the "LJN of modern gaming" now (real comment I saw, btw). This performative outrage is purely because they got the signal that this remaster is bad bad not good, even though they have no real basis to say it looks bad and are simply operating off gut reaction (Read: Their favorite streamer said it's ugly, as if the OG game isn't also fucking hideous).

Ultimately I just think it's kind of weird, you know? We're finally at the stage where old games can look on par with pre-rendered CGs but according to normalfags and elitists and ragebaiters if you have anything but absolute feverish hatred for this you're *checks notes* a brownoid slopjeet turdworlder or something. And don't act like this isn't the exact fucking script everyone over on /v/ follows now
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>>721711215
Fucking kek
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>>721711215
>I wasn't properly trained on its use
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>>721711317
you tell those benchods, saar
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>>721711317
Go wash yourself in your shit river lmao
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>>721711317
just another parasite
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>>721718881
GTA DE looked like ass because of lazy AI upscaling.
The QoL improvements like the minimap were good, and those games had a chance of being proper successors to the originals if they just used proper high res textures and some handcrafted 3D models (if they actually did need updating).
None of the original games were ugly, and the graphics don't really look dated event today.
Same with Deus Ex. The original is by no means ugly with high res textures, so there was no need to make it into a UE3 abomination that could have come out just a few years after the original.
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>>721718750
Yeah, also one of the regular soldiers in the very first mission calls you a pussy if you say unatco is a peacekeeping force and you don't want to gun down the terrorist forces
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>>721718881
>even though they have no real basis to say it looks bad and are simply operating off gut reaction
Are you retarded? Even from the screenshots, you can see endless issues
>misaligned textures
>non-replaced textures from the original game still in use
>non-replaced meshes of trashcans and other objects which stick out like a sore thumb
>speaking of thumbs, don't look at the guy's thumb on the gun
>missing textures visible (pink panels)
>wax-statue like character models
People wanted a full and expansive Deus Ex remaster, not this jeet trash. I'm sorry, Randeep.
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We own your country.
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>>721720671
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>>721711215
kek
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Legit question, are we dunking on Jeets purely through a speculative assumption- or is there an intrinsic quality of shoddy workmanship that makes you able to know?
if so, what is it to you? ie. what makes a jeet made game a jeet made game
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>>721711215
>Your appointment to H1B Visa should be...
ESL shit.
Almost certainly a Paki thread.
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>>721711317
saar
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>>721725646
Don't think, just blame everything on specifically indians.
General offshoring to retards in shitty south asian countries? No, it's only ONE country that's a problem.
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>>721718881
people were shitting on the trailer the moment it was shown because it was awful looking not waiting for some retarded received opinion, shut the fuck up contrarian
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>>721725824
Hi SomeOrdinaryGamers!
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>>721711317
Benchod bastard bloody bitch!
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>>721711317
says the jeet
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>>721725824
>General offshoring to retards in shitty south asian countries
We generally don't take in big project, also you can check the names in the credit.
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>>721711317
sir....
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>>721713842
>take your best shot steetshitter woman
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>>721725646
>what makes a jeet made game a jeet made game

Jeet taste and quality is always 15 years of out date.
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>>721711317
better stick to the silent but deadly takedows from onow on Durga
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>>721718750
Just Gunther? You forgetting the part where Navarre executes the NSF leader in the plane?
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>>721711317
I FUCK YOU BLOODY
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