THE WOKE SHIT FLOPPED AGAIN?!LMAO
it's not weekend
Hades nuts
Now check silent hill f, saar
WOKESLOPEFLOPPEDmore news at 6
KEEEEK Stay mad
>the weekend starts at 10am EST on a Friday
>>721723036its not weekend in north america. that means even euro faggots rejected this slop
are these just zoomer/gen a threads?
>>721723036What's woke about this game? I haven't played it yet.
>>721723036>flopped>current players is higher than the originals all time peak You fags are fucking delusional.
>>721723310>yetYikes
>>721723036Honestly I'm surprised, Hades 1 is loved by many people and went pretty viral on twitter and youtube, weird how the new one is not exploding like Silksong.
chart threads should be insta-deleted
hades was a fotm, you can’t always replicate being fotm
>>721723036Please explain how a peak of 100k concurrents (which should conservatively translate to around 2 million copies sold) is a flop for a small studio with short dev times using already developed tech.
>>721723036Problem with Hades 2 is EVERYONE who wanted to play it already has. 1.0 isn't such a big deal in this case.
>>721723036Well, as one wise man said, "the game has only one release date"
>>721723696I haven't, I was waiting for full release but they released it in the same month as Silksong lmao
>>721723634Considering these Steam stats are better than the original, it seems you can.
>>721723310'Diverse' cast, disregarding their actual heritage.
>>721723361You're forgetting that the first one had timed egs exclusivity.
>>721723258Woke bonus
>>721723696Their loss. I honestly didn't like the early access, but the final game not only plays better, but also they fixed shit like the debuff killing you after one hit. Seems pike the story and dialogues had improvements as well.
>THE WOKE SHIT FLOPPEDAnon you’re looking for silent hill f, or E33
>>721723036Isaac is better anyway.
>>721723696>1.0 isn't such a big deal in this case.wait really?
>>721723921Yes, Excrement 33 has woke bonus.
>>721723892You mean that store that everyone fucking refused, and still refuses, to use? Yeah, I'm sure the numbers on EGS were fucking insane.
>>721724023>mom, I need to find woke somewhere to protect my diverse lgbtq+ roguelike
>>721724023but that’s how paris looks, and french aren’t white anyway
>>721724023>Still mindbroken
>>721724147>anon can't into reading comprehension
>>721724023e33shills are really mad over this post!
>get three replies immediately the paid shills haven’t been more real than ever
Are people still crying about woke? I thought donald trooner killed woke. Man mods do your job and clean these underage posters
>>721724436Chuds hate for this game is so forced, were they this mad over the first game too?
>and now they all go to silence Are they bots? Let me try Expedition 33 woke GOTY
>>721724023>>721724398nintendo LOST
Test
Hades 1 was pretty woke insofar that it had this insufferable american way of speaking and identifying "ugh... like.. im so not" - this kind of shit. I felt it was absolutely insufferable and a big downgrade from their earlier titles. Also it's kind of embarrassing how they chose to render the hellenic myths, feels like some nickelodeon show. But it seems people are eating that shit up. Baldurs Gate 3 was even more insufferable and even Asmongler fellates it. So what do i know.
>>721723696lol no I haven’t I’m not playing it until it comes to ps5 because I want to play it on my 50 inch tv
E33cultists won't let any Hades 2 or Silksong threads be comfy.
>>7217232583 overrated mediocre games
>>721725740falseflagging tendietroonneither silksongfags nor hadesfags want to have anything to do with you rabid slaves
It's not weekend.
>>721725780post your epic top 3 brah
>>721726818dk trananzamario shartshitch poo welcome tour
>>721723293sorry not on the switch 2
>>721723036>go woke go brokethey will probably gift them a pity award like accesibilty or inovation,etc because indie must go to silksong and goty and all the important awards like story and soundtrack are going to e33
>>721723036Isn't hades 2 on the same level of wokeness as the first one? I haven't played it yet, so I am legitimately asking?
>>721727457It's worse. Compare the character designs from the first to the new one.
So if Hades 2 is flopping, why has it doubled the release numbers of the original Hades?
>nooooo>Wa-wait for le hecking weekend chud! Kek these faggots said the same shit when this crap released as early access and flopped
HORNET FUCKING WON
>>721723036I thought this is big numbers for indieshit. Hades 2 went AAA or something?
>>721727750Hades 1 spent an entire year on egs exclusivity.
>OP is an arab that thinks the weekend starts on FridaySalaam Aleikum
>thinking any of this slop shit indie piss has a chance over Borderlands 4.
>>721727750>>721727939Shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!Okay? When we're desperate to beat Nintendo then Sonic Crossworlds at 12k is impressive. When we hate something than 300K isn't impressive like with BL4. 60k 9 years later is great when it's No Man's Sky and I hate Starfield. But 100,000k years later for BG3 is just China shilling for woke! I love steam charts! I love threads about steam charts! I want to fucking die!
>>721723872Damn, my fantasy indie roguelite isnt accurate how it depicts fake gods?INTO HELL WITH IT.Jesus
>>721728072only for the first year of early access you stupid fucking cunt
>>721728919I was surprised sonic didn't reach at least. 20k. With the some people were talking about it seemed like a sure winner
>>721728919300k for shartlands fart isnt impressive thothe game hasnt made and has a legitimate chance at not making a profit until long into its lifespanif it survivesif the DLC doesn't kill it completelybut don't worry you can keep pretending you're just shitposting like with all those retards that actually defended veilguard/etcwe totally believe you after a month of it
>>721729010Nta, but why'd they make them so ugly? Don't use established mythology and figures if you don't actually want to respect them to some extent.
>>721723310The female designs are 'woke'. That's it.
>>721729224We can say ugly or gross here
>>721729106>proves pointI hate you chartfags.
It's Friday unc
>>721729271Borderlands 4 selling most on pc proved how big steam/ pc gaming is now. Charts can and do give relevant data when looking as to what's "popular" or sells well.
>>721729395sourcesource?proves?sir your proofs? sir do you have a single source for that?no not that source i dont like them sir i need a reliable source do you perchanceenstancehappenbeit have a reddit thread link
>>721729473https://gamerant.com/borderlands-4-total-copies-sold-in-first-2-weeks/
>>721727750Inflation.
>>721729395The point was that 300k is or is not impressive depending on what /v/ likes.
>>721724023Now I get why the critics shilled this game so hard
>>721729595Randy was probably having those twitter freakouts over this. Imagine selling less than 3, and still calling your primary audience poor or not "premium" gamers
Why did they remove Zagreus
The protagonist literally never shuts up, they are speaking constantly every 3-5 seconds.
>>721729803you dumb faggot 300k is not impressive because we have comparisonsborderlands 3 had more than that but not on steam because they retarded the launch with EGSmonster hunter wilds comes out and breaks 1 milfucking PALWORLD breaks 1milshitty indie bug faggot game broke 400k(500? i forget i dont care about shitsilk)but please pretend /v/ is the retard and not your coping "bro im just troll" ass
>>721723258wow, look at all those companies, surely the best source for scores
>>721729948>if one game does better than no game does well You keep proving the point. Fucking retarded. Faggots like you are killing this board, right there with the jeet shills.
>>721729948Nta, but borderlands 3 sold most of it's early life on and general on consoles. I remember 3 being the start of constant stuttering and the like on pc thanks to ue4. Its why I see this pc market being the largest audience thing as a bit of a shocker.
>>721723310they literally gave a supposedly greek goddess nigger vitiligo.
So, what exactly is "woke" about this game? Females exist? Someone's not fish belly-white? The villain is a man?
>>721730313Yes and the gameplay is entirely ruined by it. I want my Greek gods purple and blue and pink and voiced by jews like in Hercules!!!!
>>721730313>>721730394Why do you fight imaginary arguments?
>>721723036whats woke about this game
>>721730072>disingenuous deflecting faggotryso bored with this being all you retards can do anymoreirony poisoned faggots who cant actually have a valid point or legitimate argumentthe only thing you know how to do is some kiked pilpul shit or>NOOO LE HECKERINO THE NOOOOO BROSISTERS HOW COULD WE LOSETEDLOST? sperg shityou're fucking boring
>>721730394The game would be a lot better if james wood was in
>>721723036isn't it a small team? I imagine it was financially sucessful. Its no silksong, but silksong is like a skyrim or oblivion tier release, hades is more of an indie release.
>>721727792do chartgroids think that 106k on early access is a flop now or is this ironic
>>721723310they made a lot of greek gods black and chinese
>>721730447Why do you people act like you're being targeted by children's toys?
>chartfags and magats sperging out with zero rebuttals and no evidenceIt's starting to smell like open wounds in here
>>721730534That's such a bad example. This game is also a sequel to a very popular game
>>721727148it'll get something. It's too woke to ignore>black gods>grey/black protag>homosexual relationships everywhere>wheelchair godIt'd be an affront to the lgbt and investors not to honor it in SOME way.
>>721730313
>>721730578So? Americans made Jesus Caucasian.
>>721723258Somewhere an imbecile is thinking:>"Noooooo, the AAA+ Industry is hurting! They should stop giving these indie games such high scores, only AAA games deserves them!"
>>721730557>lose half your initial sales to refunds>success!
>>721723258So the moral is a game can be woke, if it's actually good. Also AAA+ games are killing the industry.Shocking.
>>721728501lol, good one. I understand the reference
>>721723310>What's woke about this game?I can't fuck Dora as Zagreus or the spider
>>721730658Okay. And?
>>721730557They think whatever they feel. 100k has always been considered good. Hell, it was the threshold for "good" performance. But Tortanic ruined this board and with low critical thinking skills they only know how to operate in extremes. Fire ain't no hot unless it be burning my hand black. If thems games so good why they not selling like Skyrim? Niggerbrained.
>>721730669If you've read the bibles he's either some slant or white. Demographics were different then, so the current sand dweller wasn't what was there years agoT. Studied christianity in korea and america
>>721730692>literally just making shit upi hate what giving jeets internet access is doing to this website
>>721724176>mom, I need to find woke somewhere to protect my diverse lgbtq+ french """"jrpg"""" shit
these are supposed to be greeks for fuck's sake.
>flop>higher than the first game's all-time peak of 54kHuh?
>>721730783>Womz>Not a sex doll>Not Asian - I mean white>Does something other than talking about how much they want to fuck the player behind the screen
>>721730792Ah yes, the Middle Easterner in the Middle East was actually Nordic white because of course the Son of God wouldn't be something icky and threatening.
>flop>but number BIG? ?!?!?!?@??#!?#!?!?!?!????????? !!! ???
>>721730878It released a lot later on steam. You know this already
>>721730658Why would a Greek goddess even have vitiligo in the first place? Aren't gods supposed to be physically superior than humans? Why would they have a fucking skin condition?
>>721723437You have the timezones backwards, dipshit. It's daytime in the US while its already the next day in india.
>>721723036Where is the mod that fixes the designs?
>>721730947In early access.
>>721730948Hephaestus was lame. You'd know that if you knew anything about Greek mythology. It's why his wife Aphrodite preferred fucking Ares.
>>721729948it also depends on marketing and team size. I don't think their team is big enough to warrant this as a failure. Its not a standout success or a cultural game that people remember, but I imagine it was successful. Similar to how koei can have successful games because they reuse so much of their shit on development and barely market.>>721730072>Faggots like you are killing this boardIt's actually false flagging faggots like you doing that in conjunction with the jeets farming engagement for twitter, and despite how "bad" it gets you never leave, constantly insisting that any type of criticism of sjw progressive trash is "pol" shit despite this board getting less racist and edgy over time. You fool noone, except yourself, and that's likely a result of whichever collection of meds you're on.
>>721723036>Hades 2wasn't it out already?
>>721730898Why are you making things up? In the bibles I've studied he's distinctly described as a pale man. In the korean bibles he's even called aryan in certain interpretations. Reminder that the current population living in palestien/isreal aren't the natives of that land.
>>721723310The female designs are sex. That's it
>>721730948Nigga, one of the 12 Olympians (aka the biggest and most important gods on Mount Olympus) was such an ugly cripple when he was born that Hera threw his ass off the mountain.Why do you retards talk when you don't know dick about Greek myth?
>>721731012No, it launched a good while later. It was epic games exclusive for a while
>>721731187>this is how desperate the "people" who play this game are for waifus since all the gods are ugly, gay, or niggers, or some combination of the three
>>721729395borderlands was always a PC series man
>Only 4k peak playersShit game confirmed.
>>721731321Not really. It was a one of the big casual console games
I think Mel should smooch Eris right on her dumb chaotic face.Thoughts?
>>721731203It was 1 year Epic exclusive in early access.Then it game to Steam and was another year in early access.
>>721731335the era of pretentious indies huffing their own farts didn't die soon enough in my eyes.
>>721730783I absolutely love that you retarded faggots have to defend this. Its so blatant and stupid but you HAVE to try and pretend the pipe isn't a pipe to defend this shit. Its like your own tailor made humiliation ritual for you. Clap monkey clap, say its not woke! C'mon, clap!
>>721731187I'm gonna be honest with you, I really want to buy the game because Dora is an absolute 10/10 design, but everything else is so incredibly and obnoxiously DEI (even moreso than the original Hades) that I can't justify the purchase. If only the game released 20 years ago, it would have been incredible.
>>721731112So simply being paler = he's a different race, got it.
>>721731335yeah, it isone dudes voice acting and 2 good songs don't make a good game
>>721731084>i don't think this is a failureit literally hasnt made profitthats objectively a failure
>>721731406>backwards handThis is the kind of artist that complains about AI art btw
>>721731454Okay. You don't mean to discuss anything then. Have a good day
>>721723412It didn't have the near decade wait inbetween it for a new one like silksong did nor did it have a meme advertisement campaign of expecting to get hades 2 news at ever game show or direct. If team cherry had actually communicated about the development of silksong over the years and marketed it and showed it off through trailers it wouldn't have gotten as big a launch as it did ironically. Silksong is an irregularity produced through meme magic not the new status quo
>>721731439>how dare you not worship my personal opinions, I'm going to scream and rant that you're doing these things so I can get angry and feel superior!You do you, child. And keep screaming that everything in existence is your new favorite word.
>>721731515>it literally hasnt made profitHow do you know, are you the accountant for Supergiant?
>>721731084>all that strawmanningSo far you haven't managed to dribble out any actual points from your open jaw. Everything is a false flag if you don't like it. Everything isn't successful if you deemed it woke. There's no difference between you and the jeet shit. Oh I guess I should just leave and not complain about anything right? But you're staying and complaining day in and day out. Project that weak attitude on someone else.
>>721731615oh, thought you were talking borderlands 4 since that was the main part of what you quotedhades 2 probably fine idkbudget cant be that high since its 80% reused
>>721731321>console game was always a PC gameThe cry of the battered baby.
>>721731286Whatever you say man, more for me
Reminder that /v/irgins call every game woke and TORtanic because it's board culture. Going against it is blasphemy.
>>721731603that's it, keep saying it. I love it when you guys come here and humiliate yourselves denying reality. the best part is you dont even realize it! Like a comedy skit where you're the joke of the show but you just don't get it
>>721731785>t. Gorgeous niggress princess whose toes I must suck
>>721731706>first person shooter>consolenext you'll be telling me that baldurs gate 3 is a console game
>>721731780artemis is canonically a femcel who hates sexuality and thinks anyone who gets a boner should die actually
>>721723258This is unironically proof silksong is the superior game
>>721731618you realize when you stop raiding it goes back to normal right? You're so retarded you don't even understand object permanence kek.>>721731515>>721731702that wasn't me, also I too meant hades2,not borderlands. Borderlands I think is doing shit as well, from the way randy is seething and all the talk of refunded copies. No new jets for randyboy I guess.
>>721723258>3 gay games
ban EVERY steamchart nigger (sniggers as I like to call them)
>>721731995Well borderlands is a modern AAA game. So I assume it needs to sell a billion copies to break even.
>>721723036>WokeKms I'm so sick of hearing this shit
>>721731906>first person shooter>Black Ops 6 got 80% of its sales from Playstation owners>Sony went international and dragged everyone down just for a chance to keep revenue from the console version of a fpsGet real.
>>721732123You lost
>>721731780I love autistic virgin woman
>>721731995>raidingAnyone who disagrees with you must be a raid group from your conspiracy? And you're telling other people to take their meds?
>>721731920And? Is this supposed to be bad? I fucking love femcels who hate my guts they're hot.
>Hades 2 is flopping!!!>why do you say that?>i-it just is!!! ignore the numbers!!!Every time you guys want something to flop, it doesn't. Meanwhile /v/ darlings like Onirism can't even break 100 players.You should start rooting for games you hate. Maybe they'll actually flop if you do.
>>721731780Okay, now post the rest
>>721723036>100,000 steam chart peak players is bad for an indie game according to /v/>people still think playing all at the same = salesThis board would increase in quality if twitter screencaps and dumb bait shit like this got nuked. Imagine being gayer than /dbs/ schizos
>>721732123Even normies say it now. Maybe you guys pushed it a bit if we reached this point.
>>721731824You should write scripts for Hollywood with an imagination that good.
>>721732123and im tired of seeing woke shit
>>721732264Do you like being turned into a deer and ripped apart by your own hunting hounds?
>>721732241My mental health is fine. Yours needs to be stabilized.
>>721732504Do something about it instead of sitting on here hoping we'll comfort your crybaby ass, bitch.
>>721730872lmao
>/v/ the instant they see a single character in a video game whose skin texture isn’t color hex code #FFFFFF
>>721732094not to mention randy is a bit of an expensive boy>>721732241>deltatroonYea, you REALLY need to take your meds.
>>721732320I've found that chartfags know nothing about the industry or the market. It's baby's first step into pattern recognition and using charts. They feel good after being told by everyone else that Shitty Game won't do well so then they call everything that game. Veilguard sucked so anything else that sucks must be woke! If it's woke and sold well it must be bad because I pretend the console market isn't the main point of sale. Titties = money so why are titties only in gachas? Don't even ask them about gameplay in Stellar Blade. I haven't seen people get so mad and sperg out over the idea of discussing gameplay in my life. That's below being a journo imo.
>>721723036Do you get paid to be a niggerfaggot or is it just for the love of the game?
>people already memoryholed those butthurt articles about eve being terrible cringe shit for sex-starved incel male gamers>at the same time they were openly jerking off to the fat disabled wheelchair tard in hades 2no matter how much you hate game journalistsyou don't hate them enough
>>721732610>"I'm not crazy. Everyone else is crazy." - Robert B. Normal
>>721732758>all that seethereminder that ubisoft tried to get steam to remove playercount numbers. As always the>liberalsare pro capitalist and anti-consumer
>>721732758>this disconnected unhinged shitgod i hate chartfags because titties gameplay gachadid you even proofread this borderline retarded goop?
>>721723036>hades 2 at 85k>woke flooooop>shf at 22k>omg, it's a success, ret/v/rn to formare /v/ niggers fr now? yellow fever is a mental illness
>>721732748>deltatroonThis is what you call a nigger right here. No argument so they find something else to "get you" on. Only posts pre-approved reaction images so he can fit in and not get bullied on an anonymous toilet cleaning board.
>>721732535don't forget the time one of the nymphs she hunts with was raped by zeus doing his zeus thing by disguising himself as artemis to bang her so artemis kicked her out for not being a virgin anymore
>>721732845>those butthurt articlesPost them. Because there was only ever 1 that illiterate chuds never read in the first place.
>>721723258Your picture is missing Veilguard and BG3. What kind of scores did IGN give to those pieces of utter woke garbage, do you mind telling?
>>721733036Nobody here is celebrating silent hill furry
>>721733086hit a little too close to home chaim? don't worry about it, you can still pretend to be a woman. And remember, toby hates you.
>>721732913>never defended ubisoft>starts ranting about liberals>>721733014>couldn't understand basic logic>so mentally mashed words together so they could stop reading the post and shit themselves fasterThese are the retards defining /v/ right now.
>>721733091Didn't Athena turn a woman into Medusa because she was raped in her temple by Poseidon and Athena was mad at her?
>721723361>721723673>721727750>721728919>721730557>721730784>721732287>721733036>BUTNUMBER BIG NO FLOP!??!?!?!seriouslyboring
>>721733258go to any shf thread, /v/niggers are glazing that slop because it has a fuckable asian hole as a protag, retards are already posting ai porno slop with her, lmao
>>721733265>zero effort baitCome on, at least keep up the facade.
>>721733284>tries as hard as he can to miss the pointThe other guys right, your brain is fried. stop taking your meds, they're not helping.
>>721732535Of course
>>721723437>how the fuck does the clock work?
>>721723036>23+ mil copies sold>71K steam peakJust to put into perspective how retarded Steam charts are.
>>721733416>projectionThe only one with a facade here is you timmy, after you leave everything will return right back to normal, until you come back and insist its not like this all over again. And if I see you again i'll laugh at you again because you're too stupid to realize it.
as a borderlands fan i do not understand these steam charts threadscan someone put this into terms i can understand? such astimes players dodged to the lefttimes players picked up the flimbab weapon instead of the spinglflorb magic spellhow many times players stabbed <first enemy in the game>how many times people farted and burped at the same time while talking to eris in the hotspring
>>721733439>other guy
>>721733315No, that was Ovid being a revisionist. Medusa and the gorgons were their own race in the actual mythos
>>721731439>In case my post wasn't stupid enough, I'll attach an unrelated anime pictureThe social ineptitude is strong.
>>721733603>entire thread shitting on you and your kind>"Actually they hate you!!! Not me!!!"Fucking kek.
>woman protagWhat were these games thinking
>>721733738What's not relevant? People are laughing at you. The image shows smiling.>4chan isn't for animeOne of these retards again.
>>721723412Lots of people say they like Hades because they think they're supposed to. Silksong is actually good
>>721732504Can't be helped if your definition of "woke shit" becomes more arbitrary by the day. People like you actively look for things to bitch about. Just shuffling through life being miserable.
>>721733523ITs because they keep lying about copies sold. They probably put the game on a bunch of "free" services and counted every download as a purchase.
>>721733784see what I mean? I love that you're retarded kek.
>>721733719>Medusa and the gorgonsthe greatest rock band in Greece
>>721733831It happens to EVERY. FUCKING. FRANCHISE.>comes out. inherently masculine. success.>sequel announced.>queue female protag. shit writing. lesbianic.>franchise dies.Dude, it's like clockwork at this point.
>>721733315that's the Roman poet Ovid's shitty out-of-character version because a lot of his stuff was all anti-authority like that because he didn't like the governmentthe Greek version had three gorgons and they were just born that way with Medusa being killable while her sisters Euryale and Sthenno were immortal
>>721733930>>721733523>every bundle>every free copy>counted as a "sale"the horizon zero dawn approach, I see.
no memes, how good is hades 2 vs the first one? just as polished? better/worse combat? how much replayability? i figured i'd just wait a few patches and maybe a discount
>>721734094Damn, who did Medusa piss off to be denied immortality?
>>721734246just pirate it and find out.
>>721734090Weird, Mario's done it three times and he's still going strong.
>>721723412H2 has been in early access for years. Anyone who had wanted to make content for it already had a long time ago. The hype was spread out over all that time. Silksong was dropped after years of almost no communication by the devs, so all the ecelebs where forced to play it around the same time, driving it up to the front page.
>>721734090>looks at prototypeor it's niggers instead.
>>721723148best post in the thread. grim
>>721723036We're really in it now, Frinos...
>>721734246i never understand people like you who asks if they will like a game. you know you can just buy the game and refund under 3 hours right?
>>721729010I mean, it'd be basically making a Chinese God game, and having everyone be everything BUT Asian but nobody gave a shit about Hades because it's Greek. (Which I can understand)
>>721734630We've done that for decades. Hell, China's portrayed their gods as non-Asian, too.
>>721731198Now it's 12 out of 12.
>>721723036This game looks like visual vomit
>>721734759They're all crippled? Unable to move or work or do anything?
>>721723847Silksong was a while ago though, we all already beat it and moved on to the next thing. Sorry you missed the boat, deal with your FOMO now.
>>721734609>>721734414nvm, this shitposting thread with no genuine interest in talking about games. my mistake
>>721735135sorry bro. just trying to get you to make decisions for yourself like an adult. you think i go around asking faggots if i will like this album?go fucking play the game and refund it if you don't like it dumbass.
>so youre saying>so you think>BUT BIG NUMBER?!?!!>>le heckin meme arrow of >le your opinionthis is what you get when faggots watch nothing but destiny ""debates"" no wonder that side had to shoot that one dude in the neck when they couldn't argue>and they still tried to false flag/gaslight the shooter once they realized their side did an oopsie doodles
>>721731187>The female designs are sexThis>inb4 someone starts screaming "boy hair boy hair"Don't care, she is hot
>>721735337cool, but also kys
>>721734359dunno, but that's at least what Hesiod (I believe? it's been a while) saidgorgons also had wings and tusks
>>721735403That's some amazing leaps of logic and random weirdness just to try to force /pol/ trannyism.
Is this the game that put a fucking god in a wheelchair?
>>721735493Well, if she wasn't immortal then the story wouldn't have worked, so.
>>721735521>actually you're the tranny>actually the shooter was a republican and voted trump and donated to trump and-like you're replying to someone saying its all you doand you chose to do the thing
>>721732845https://youtu.be/WPsSguYNHpk
>>721733719>>721733315>out-of-character versionI'm starting to think people's views of religion are too poisoned by modern Abrahamic interpretations. Most people were illiterate and there was no central authority like the pope, or a canon book like the Bible or Quran dictating the official backstory to their religion. People from different times and places most probably disagreed on even basic details about their gods and there's no way of knowing if Ovid's views were just his own or even how much people believed all the lore poets like Homer came up with, on top of people just mixing things up with foreign gods and such.
>>721735616What "thing" is that?
>>721735458>Eris, why are you on Chronos's side?!>I'm not. I just get turbo wet seeing all the trouble he's causing. It would suck if you stopped it. Wanna fuck, babe?>Sure.
very educational threadpoint me towards the twitter linke when it gets screencapped
>>721735793>all the old Greek myths have the gorgons as being born as monsters>one(1(uno)) story by one(1(uno)) Roman guy says actually the empero- I mean, the gods, cursed her for being raped
>>721723036Hades Poo flopped? Say it ain't so!The original is an uninteresting roguelite, the sequel is an even less interesting roguelite where they learned nothing.Supergiant games have always been banal shallow slopfests.
>>721723036Why did they make the same game again instead of literally anything else
>>721727457nah this time you'll have to listen to women endlessly yap about gay shit like witchcraft
>>721731187Dora and Arachne can't save the badly written mystery meat soup that is the rest of the game, even if they're great.
>>721727750Hades 1 didn't have Hades 0 as marketing
>>721723036When Zagreus dlc?His sister is such a wet blanket compared to him.
>>721735458>boy shoulders
>>721724023KEKAROO
>>721736616And that makes it a flop how?>Oh noes, our sequel sold better than the previous game
>>721736694Package it with Dora romance and I'll buy the game.
>>721736773>slim shoulders>boy
>>721735458She looks hot but I never wanted to strangle a character more than her. And not in a sexual way, bitch's annoying as fuck.
I love how a board dedicated to video games is so desperate for their hobby to fail and be destroyed that it begs, pleads, and wishes for every single game ever made to be a disaster.
>>721737283she's the goddess of "being an annoying troublemaker for the lulz"it makes perfect sense for her to be an annoying troublemaker
>>721735579That god is literally established as a crippleFuck off retard>>721732315Of my Artemis folder? Gladly
Why the fuck are you all desperate to say this flopped? idgi.
>>721737704
>>721737761TORtanic chasing has been a thing for over a decadeWhich is funny since most of this board isnt even old enough to remember TORtanic
>>721737682I know it makes sense and they did a great job, doesn't make her likeable though
>>721737761Culture wars and the fact the game has gay and non-white characters.
>>721731780>>721737704>>721737809>>721737907>artemis was my favorite god from Hades 1>still best god in Hades 2
>>721737907How is she so perfect?
>>721737919I like her more than NemesisI can get down with the troublemaking thingNem on the other hand is just too rude and up her own warrior ass
>>721737761I want it to flop because Hades 1 was incredibly overrated. Everything I have heard about Hades 2 sounds like they fixed some stuff from Hades 1 in exchange for not innovating on any of the gameplay systems.
>>721736773Her shoulders are way more narrow than her hips, the fuck are you on about
>>721738164>Everything I have heard about Hades 2 sounds like they fixed some stuff from Hades 1 in exchange for not innovating on any of the gameplay systems.Isn't fixing stuff innovating on the gameplay systems tshougheverbeitmayhaps?
>>721738046
>>721738139>I can get down with the troublemaking thingMaybe I could if the game was low stakes like Hades 1. But here you're trying to save the world, if you romance a bitch who is trying to kill you and waste your time every time you go out to save your family, does Mel have any grounds to criticize Dionysius for not taking the situation seriously? Then she goes and throws a ton of trash on the floor too, not even her house, bitch's nasty.
>>721738269nah, fixing problems but not adding new stuff to stand out is the definition of a mediocre/phoned in sequel. If the changes to the sequel could have been a patch for the original then its failed in my eyes.
>>721738453I can't or rather don't want to argue with that logic so okay. That being said I'm pretty sure that the game isn't gonna flop like you wish for.
Bros how do i beat the sirenI jam to her song too hard and then die
>>721738436does it really matter if she has her fun playing with you tho? if you can't make it past her, you would die to Chronos anyways
>>721738436Dykes get a pass on contributing to the world being destroyed or something
>>721723036Still 8-9 times more players than Sonic Racing kek
>>721733179You must of missed IGN shitting the bed last year when Stellar Blade released. https://esports.gg/news/stellar-blade/ign-france-apology-on-stellar-blades-opinion/This year:https://steamcommunity.com/app/3489700/discussions/0/555745287505749763/just a few more from smaller outlets:Rolling Stone article saying the game is "A Teenage Boy’s Idea of the Perfect Video Game"EuroGamer article labeling Eve "Plagionetta"RogerEbert.com repeating basically the same thingFrench outlet Numerama "Stellar Blade is sexist, but its developer doesn't see the problem"etc.
>>721739141And they're absolutely right. No wonder they make you so upset.
>>721730872just realized they gave selene fairer skin
>>721738897Correct.
>>721739305Seeing her design i fully thought shed be a stuck up bitch like Nemesis or that girl from Deadpool woth the same hairIm very glad i was proven wrong
>>721739297>Tranny loving journos hating the milquetoast male gaze>They celebrate tranny and gay shit>They're right.Just say you're gay.
>>721723310Look at Tumblr Hestia, its woke dogshit not worth playing
>>721739304Her skin was always supposed to be fair the one from the collage /v/ always reposts just has a harsher shadow being cast on her from the moon behind her
>>721732315
reminder that if you dont like the game you're not actually a real critic so your voice doesnt matter
>>721731187>it's smug anime garbage so it's goodneck yourself tranny, even the woke designs look better
>>721732913>reminder that ubisoft tried to get steam to remove playercount numbers. As always thei dont doubt that it is true inside the ubisoft circles, but the source for that article is a literally who paywalled blogpost making shit up
>>721739410it's funny how everyone else is just like "fuck off, Eris" and she hits them with the "lol lmao"
>>721740261>it's smug anime garbage so it's goodYes among other things
>>721723036Normal people have anti woke fatigue
since when was 100k all time for an indie title a flop
>>721723258IGN gave veilguard and starfield high scores so they aren't reliable.
>>721740195i think that's more directly at the people who haven't played it but shriek about the art
30 eurodollars is too expensiveit should have been 20 like silksong
>>721740195>Amaar Chowdhuryat least im not crying about being a poo in the loo. lol. stupid benchod
>>721723036KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>721731187>>721735458Looks like shit.
>>721735458Does she have a back view btw?
>>721740502That's not manifesting in the real world, they continue to reject woke shit kek.
>>721741076What about this?
>>721732264You're a cuck
>>721730313go back
honestly, I liked 1 more. Zagreus is a better MC and they trooned more Gods this time.
>>721741196nta, still looks like shit
>>721732758>Don't even ask them about gameplay in Stellar Blade.I remember multiple people posting gameplay, you fags just ignore it.
>>721741090I don't think so, do any of the characters?
>>721741279Shitto tastu
>>721741253To where?
>>721741418your subreddit
>>721741354scavenger's reign lookin ass
>>721723258Sure every actual person hates it, but did anyone ask the corpos?
>>721741469Can't go back to somewhere I've never been.
>>721741196One character looking decent didn't compensate for everyone else looking like shitYou are a cuck if you buy feminist games.
>>721741354Behold, a man!
>>721737907Also, Swtor has made EA a lot of money in the end. So go Tortanic to the moon?
>>721741743I also like Melinoe, Demeter, Spider girl, Siren girl, and Nyx (dunno if shes in 2 tho)Im not a cuck since i have a g-cup gf
>>721741820I'unno, still looks like a chick to me
>>721729842Borderlands 4 selling less than 3, launch aligned, is pretty funny. It has a much larger budget too.I was wondering why the celebratory PR pieces were kinda lax if people can just say "it's selling less than 3".
>>721725724Damn bro 50 whole inch tv? We got a baller over here. Those are like $200. Insane. Too bad this woke slop isn't even worth pirating.>t. 77" OLED with steam big picture
>>721742105It's not an anime oppai loli, therefore it's a man.
>>721742090Those probably look like shitYou're a cuck because you buy games made by devs that hate men
>>721739141Woah so many articles. One of them being the one you clearly haven't read. I think chuds have whined more times about them in this thread than the total number of articles made.
>>721738564>""""""""her""""""""
>>721729010>fake godsShalom!
>>721742216asked and got proofs, this is non-rebuttal, just butthurt.
>>721742385>proofsYou posting 2 articles, one of them being the one you where crying about in the first place isn't proof of anything but you still seething at it years later.
>>721742196You seem mad and gay>you're a cuck because of vidya you buy - even if you fuck a woman weeklyLmao
>>7217424622? There's the ones below and other too attacking SB.I don't even know what you're talking about "never read". But you sure seem sure of yourself but never quote anything or explain what you're on about.
>>721723036>cant reach early access numbersgrim
>>721741820If a male character looked like that you'd be saying he looks like a woman
>>721735458that looks like a man though, unironically
>>721742693>Otherwise, Stellar Blade is a serviceable action romp that occasionally broaches greatness, all set to the strangely hypnotic ambience of jazzy K-pop ballads. That, plus boobs.Wow, they sure hated it. Almost as if you where so triggered by the titles that you have never once read a single word past it.
>>721743142>large eyes>full lips>facial features aren't that sharp>narrow shoulders>boobs>wide hipsAll charasteristics of a woman
HADES LOSTTROONS SLOPPED
>>721741579>every actual person hates it
>>721743209So you're saying game journalists make lying ragebait titles just like /v/irgins do.
>>721730872HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHO PLAYS THIS GARBAGE?
>>721743209Articles are known to give a positive line but still give it a shit score lol. It's not some text that's aggregated.IGN gave it 7/10 last year and IGN8/10 is a meme score.
>>721744021That article has zero scores at all. All this cope and you haven't even skimmed your so called evidence once.
>>721740195I mean, have you seen this thread? It proves him right
>>721743801triggering incels is easy and makes easy money.
>>721723036>game releases on thursday>the player count dropped between the hours of midnight and 6am on a weekday during the school year. >LOL DEAD GAME. FLOP LOL are you actually that fucking retarded
>>721744178>That article has zero scores at all.lol, that's even worse. What was the point you were making? They still moaned about the boobs.
>>721741387>Fanart fixing the modelfunny, here have a bump
>>721731454>>721730898You want to really fuck your head? Mohammed was a ginger, and this was so common in the 7th century Middle East that it hardly warranted a description save for a single line.
>>721744460>triggering incels is easy and makes easy money.Stella Blade made money. Unlike Veilguard and Assassins Creed Shadows.
>>721744492>ADHD zoomer can't read something about a game if it's any longer than a single numberNo wonder they keep calling you fucking retarded.Also, thanks for confirming that you indeed have never once read a single word of any of the articles you posted as "proof".Actually, have you even played Stellar Blade at all? I somehow are starting to doubt that.
>>721744846Oh I see. EA and Ubisoft where games journalist outlets making clickbait all along. No wonder all their games suck.
But people told me woke sells.
>>721744857Pure buttmad, but no actual rebuttal. What's in these articles that aren't moaning about the sex-appeal in Stellar Blade? What scores did they give the game?
>>721731112>In the bibles I've studied he's distinctly described as a pale man.He is never physically described in the bible outside of the book of revelation where he doesn't even look human. If anything, the fact that they need Judas' help to find him in a crowd means he looked unremarkable for the region. You're the one making things up.
>>721726818>post your top 3 brahNah I don't think I will in fact
Hades one peaked at 50 thousand. Hades 2 already doubled that, now we need the budget to really confirm flop status
>>721745179>If anything, the fact that they need Judas' help to find him in a crowd means he looked unremarkable for the region.Which was full of, what you would call today, white people. There's a great documentary about Lebanon before the civil war (trying to remember the name...), but a tangential point it makes is that demographic change can happen to a region in an instant, and the new arrivals have every incentive to re-cast history in their own image. Jesus was most likely a "white" man, sired by a Roman in Judea on a Jewish woman. Mohammed was a ginger. The early Turks had white skin, straw colored hair and blue eyes. If this makes you angry, you should deal with it instead of pretending that the world as it is now is as it always was.
>>721745112>N-no you just mad broIncel cope reponse 101.
>>721723872So, like the first game?
it has beaten yesterday's peak btw
>>721745112>What's in these articles that aren't moaning about the sex-appeal in Stellar Blade? What scores did they give the game?I dunno, I don't read rightwing grifter clickbait trash. Surely you can read and can tell me about your favorite game?
>>721745710Japan portrays Jesus as Asian, therefore he was an Asian man in reality.
>>721723310The made the Greek gods African. Devs literally went "Hey just because they are Greek Gods doesn't mean they need to be Greek! We can make them look like African humans!"its a worse fetish implementation than Helldivers
>>721723036nortubel > hades poo
>>721745647We'll know if they start making PR fluff pieces about units sold or "players" whatever.If they remain silent, it's a concession there's nothing really to celebrate.
>>721745873I doubt it, but Jesus wouldn't hold it against them.
>>721745824The articles are left-wing moaning about the game, wtf. Surely you can read posts instead of making knee-jerk counters.
>>721746219So now I am an ai bot that has to read the articles aloud for you? Leave the basement and ask your mom.
>>721746032Oh hey, they did what other cultures do to someone else's gods, big fucking deal. They're fictional characters, we can do whatever the fuck we want with them.
>>721732050Silksong isn't gay. Hornet is racist and homophobic. When's the last time you got to play as an unabashed racist in a video game?
>>721730796>those 60k people are just sleeping shhh :^)You jewish?
Is ugliness unironically a popular fetish for westoid?This game and bunch of weg that have vomit inducing goblin face tell me it is more like a real fetish than some kind of agenda pushing
>>721729010IMO, if you're going to borrow another culture's Gods, especially a culture as heroic and ancient as Classical Greece's, you ought to do your best to represent those Gods as respectfully as possible. Unless stated otherwise, like Hephaestus, they should be depicted as otherworldly beautiful.I feel the same about history. Even though I hate the Muslims, I would never depict someone like Khalid ibn al-Walid as anything but a giga-Chad.
>>721723036That's a lot
>>721746396>gets it entirely wrong and is smug about it>now scrambling to save faceit's ok, you can't win them all, reddit is down the hall and to the left.
>>721747017Brother, ancient religions would steal each other's gods or portray other cultures' gods as demons.
>>721734984Silksong is a 60 hour game for 100%. If you play 2 hours a day, that's 30 days to beat the game. Silksong released 22 days ago.
>>721733930EA is a public company, if they lied about their games sales the shareholders would have a fit.
>>721723036they were greedy and wanted too many Silksongs for it, if they just asked for a single Silksong it would have triple the players right now
>>721734090>Inherently masculinedont you play a twink in the first game?
>>721724023Fun fact: they all die and you never see another black person for the rest of the game. The only "diversity" is a hapa woman and a wooden monkey man.
>>721746972What 60k players?
Flopdes.You love to see it.
>>721730898found the fetishist
>>721730296Source?
>>721745710You said a bunch of shit instead of addressing the obvious lie:>In the bibles I've studied he's distinctly described as a pale man.
>>721747008no, no one is clambering for itit's made BECAUSE it's hatedthose that "support" it do so because people they hate, hate itit's one big unironic humiliation ritual
>>721747145that's your defense?it used to be way worse in ancient times? just say you like the slander buddy
>>721747284A passive bottom bisexual with canon male romance options. Anon is talking bullshit.
>Hades was a success>This has double the peak of Hades>This is a flop???Chuds ain't sending their best
>>721730783And it's woke trash not worth playing
>>721723310>greek goddess with vitiligothe game was not made for us chuds
>>721747874Everything is woke trash to you whiny teenage girls.
>>721747590I'm not that guy. It could be, that you're so incensed that you're getting the (many) people that disagree with you confused.
>>721747008In WEG's case it's a problem of not having talent or resources. In Hades' case they don't think it's ugly, seeing as how it has a fanbase who thinks the characters are hot.
>>721747912Hades was a success and Hades 2 is an even bigger successSeems to me there's a target audience and you're coping
>>721747194These corps have no need to straight lie and give giga-fake numbers.They just need to remain quiet which is as good as lying and without the baggage of breaking any rules. Especially the big ones like EA or Ubisoft.See Assassins Creed Shadows.>>Units sold?>We don't do that here.A shareholder asked Square Enix about Sweet Baby Inc at the during the company’s Q2 2024 share holders and they just got brushed off.And that's just the ones off the top of my head. Loads I don't know about.
>>721731439genuinely what is there to defend
>>721723036go woke go broke
>>721723036That's not a flop
If Hades was a big enough success at 50k players that they made a sequel, why would I think that Hades 2 at 100k is a flop? Can someone explain this to me? Does /vpol/ even have the capacity for critical thinking?
>>721748112>They just need to remain quiet also not going to happen, no one is going to invest in a company that isn't up-front about their numbers.
>>72174776388k now
>>721731439>Its like your own tailor made humiliation ritual for youit's true, the tranissaries are viewed with every bit as much contempt from the ruling class
>>721747008Hey, Light of my Life is legit pretty good and it's still going strong
>>721723258>my tranny slop is better than your tranny slop!!
>>721745416coward
I fucking hate woke!!!!
>>72174846389kprobably the peak for today
sooooo where's the gameplay?
>>721735458Boy-ish shoulders, very short hair, face is fine, eyebrows are wildly large, mid outfit, muted colors that makes everything blend together. I think the colors are probably the worst part. There's not enough contrast between her eyes, wings, weapon, and clothing. It all sort of melds together into something that feels like it belongs as a background forgettable character. This isn't something someone would claim as a waifu. It's at best a set dressing character.
>>721723036That's a crazy result for an indie opening.
>>721748329big ones like Ubisoft did in the past when it was gravy, just not when it's uber-embarrasing.They invested too much credibility shilling PR about "player numbers", they're not going to own themselves voluntarily by giving out legit numbers here lel.
>>721748078good, it can continue to "succeed" without my money then
>>721749704>This isn't something someone would claim as a waifuspeak for yourself
The modern woketarded dev's disgustingly insincere worship of Vitiligo is more annoying to me than them forcing nogz & trannies everywhere whenever possible (even in defiance to facts and logic). Why the fuck are those dickweeds treating a possibly dangerous form of skin cancer like some hip fashion statement?
>>721723036>"JUST WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND">THE WOKE SHIT FLOPPED AGAIN?!this is bait when the weekend does boost. . . but it will be funny if the boost doesn't make a new peak.
>>721723036Sorry I don't play games with f*male protagonists
>>721749626it peaked at 89,179 before starting to drop
didn't this game already come out? what was all the drama months ago about if that wasn't the release?
>>721750671Because it's exotic and visually interesting. Looks unique. So an artist would probably already be interested in playing around with the idea, combine that with it being "inclusive" to make a prominent character with a disease and it's actually a wonder it's not more popular.
>>721747956Not everything just picrel
>>721751206nevermindit's at 89,252 now
>>721723036I liked Hades 1, but I didn’t love it. No interest in a sequel.
ban steamcharts threads
>>721748329Bruv I wish I could say otherwise but cash that managers get needs to buy stocks and there's a limited number of companies they can buy, EA and Ubi are two. The "stockholders" are your parents 401K and a bunch of public/private firms that only exist to buy stock.
im still playing borderlands 4
>>721750671They all saw the horse dildo meme on Tumble and decided to run with it
>>721736823NTA but agreed for the most part.Sales profits have to exceed their budget to say it is a success. So my best guess is that everyone is assuming that Hades 2 costs way more then 15 million to make but they largely already made 50 million in Early Access. At best the lukewarm response despite the sales and lack of any talks about Hades 2 compared to Silksong may result in their third game failing or underperforming by a lot.
>>721752801>lukewarm response>>721743590
>>721731560>Silksong is an irregularity produced through meme magic not the new status quoNo it isn't. Silksong is exactly what the concept behind viral marketing tries to achieve artificially.
>>721723036It flopped because the price makes no sense.
>>721752893Honestly, I don't trust steam reviews. I rely on word of mouth.https://www.polygon.com/steam-valve-user-reviews-bombing-change-settings/
>>721738564kill drumer>guitar>clam
>>721723258>woah! three cakes!
>Damn, my fantasy indie roguelite isnt accurate how it depicts fake gods?>INTO HELL WITH IT.>Jesus>Are people still crying about woke? I thought donald trooner killed woke. Man mods do your job and clean these underage posters>Chuds hate for this game is so forced, were they this mad over the first game too?>The female designs are 'woke'. That's it.>So, what exactly is "woke" about this game? Females exist? Someone's not fish belly-white? The villain is a man?>whats woke about this game>So? Americans made Jesus Caucasian.>So the moral is a game can be woke, if it's actually good.>Also AAA+ games are killing the industry.>Shocking.>Okay. And?>Ah yes, the Middle Easterner in the Middle East was actually Nordic white because of course the Son of God wouldn't be something icky and threatening.>Kms I'm so sick of hearing this shit>>/v/ the instant they see a single character in a video game whose skin texture isn’t color hex code #FFFFFF>>The female designs are sex>This>>inb4 someone starts screaming "boy hair boy hair">Don't care, she is hot>Hades was a success and Hades 2 is an even bigger success>Seems to me there's a target audience and you're coping
>>721747859i swear this board gets dumber by the day
>>721723036>Onimirism died for this shitlol
>>721754637>Onimirism46 peak players lmaooooo
>>721723036already out? way too many games to play, how are you guys keeping up. I just started expedition 33
>>721749704
>>721755501The fuck you mean keeping up? It's not a job and there's no deadline.
>>721734603Doro?
>>721756858Nice job proving she has a manly face, retard
>>721746510Yeah they can do whatever the fuck they want with them and they decided to be woke and make them niggers as always.What is this? Netflix?It's literally rewriting white history and culture to be more black.
>>721723361What do you hope to gain by blatantly lying?
>>721723258Smash jt, grummz, and asmongold cockroaches will never recover
>>721726392Post playtime faggot. Post your fictional daughter's racemixed bodycount faggot.
>>721734630>it'd be basically making a Chinese God game, and having everyone be everything BUT AsianSo basically FATE
>>721723036was the first game any good?it's on sale right now on the switch two (2)
>>721761278it was in early access for way to long so it has the problem that it requires a bazillion hours of grind for unlocks that built up as content updates were fed to players piece meal before 1.0
>>721734630Mortal Kombat. The Japanese thunder god Raiden is usually a white guy and people like it.
>>721723258>No AAAerrmmm bros?? Is AAA dying now? wtf is happening
>>721724023>Black people simply existing? I AM LOSING MY MIND!Y'all really need to grow up.
Not in relation to anything in this thread, but I refuse to play a game where I am forced to listen to a foid talk.
>>721730872Gross
>>721743071No I'd be fucking his ass,
>SAAAAAAAAR LOOK AT THE NUMBERS I'M STEAMCHOOOOOORTING
>>721723258>muh corpo review score
It was released right after Hollow Knight silksong and people don't have another $70 to blow after silksong.The retard business manager who decided to release and compete with silksong should be fired.
>>721747145ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *boom*
>>721724023>>721724398>>721725740Except you guys brought it out of nowhere. Rent-free for the rest of your lives.
>>721723036Hades always sucked anyways
>>721723258>didn't play any of these>they all look gay/boringFeels good not falling for fomo hype trains.
>>721723989Marvel Rivals obliterates this one, but /v/ claims it flopped. Same with that one game you guys keep melting down over.
>>721737761/v/'s full of bitter, underachieving neets who'll never amount to anything, so the only solace they find in life is others' failures, regardless of the game. Hades 2 is a massive success and currently the highest-rated game this year, so they're a bit butthurt.
The fuck is that ingame Hestia? At this point replacing half the cast with Aislop is better.
Do these "people" even play the game?
>>721737761because it's a woke piece of shit, how new are you?
>>721733086Deltatroons aren't worth arguing with in the first place.
>>721768257it's rated high because of woke points thoughever
>>721748078And I still wont buy it. And there's nothing you can do about that.
>going to sleep knowing that I'm not a fag who play goyslop shit like this
>>721759639Nice bots
>>721740567IGN gave starfield low scores because it was antiwoke and pissed off trannies. Never trust IGN because they only want to promote woke DEI games.
>>721769497>antiwoke>starfieldDid you even play the game? There's space niggers everywhere
>>721729161the gods were ugly in real life that's why they had to rape people all the time like mary
>>721769686I did, it's like expedition 33 where none of the niggers matter whereas the story dealt with Christianity in a positive light.
>>721769351Nobody is forcing you to buy this game, Anon. Saying you're not buying it over and over is not the big own you think it is.
>>721723310The greek gods are niggers and chinks. One of them even has vitiligo. Also the goddess of love, lust and beauty has a manjaw
>>721723258>plataform slop>jrpg for people thate weebs with parry slop >roguelike slopsurely next year will be better
>>721769858Except it is, in fact, the big own that I think it is.
>>721769497>starfield low scores because it was antiwoke>forgetting the glorious diversity npcs of shartfieldGet out of here punk.
>>721723258>taking corporate shill reviewers seriouslyactually kill yourself anon
>>721769858Then why does it make shills seethe so hard?
>>721768823>babby's first steam release
hades was good but silksong blew it out of the water. unless hades 2 is waaaaaaaaay better (it doesn't look like it, just looks like more hades) then i wouldn't rare it higher.
>>721770207You're a manlet and you'll never have a family, which is fine since you aren't even actually white
I'm gonna get it once I beat Deltarune and Expedition 33
>>721723258>what adding niggers and troons does to journos
>>721770225Are these "shills" in the room with us now?
>>721772925They've always been here, newfag-kun.
>>721768996But I thought woke was dead? Which is it?
>>721730658Absolutely disgusting.
>>721773498i know some retards said that but i wasn't one of them, i even warned them that all the woke crowd is still out there and haven't vanish into thin air like they think
>>721723310Half the Greek pantheon is brown for some reason. One is in a wheelchair, for that 90's diversity flavor. The fag from the last game is back.
>>721724023I give E33 a pass because every single black character in it dies after like three lines of dialogue at most.
>>721756858>>721735458She was a 10/10 until the update gave her that open mouth retard smile. Just awful. That, and every hot spring portrait looks like ass (except sexgoddess Dusa.)
>Don't want to have to look at the screen to win?>Here you go!
>>721773217Every /v/irgin is a shill. You're talking about video games, you're shilling them without being paid.
>>721751637So everything, gotcha.
>>721758691Wasn't aware the Greeks were white. Do you worship Zeus and Demeter?
ya cant even see a thread for this game or any positive reception, seems DOA not hyped for it didnt really enjoy the first one but i pirated it will check it out after i finally beat bg3
