W + M1
>>721725425>exposed skinboooo
>>721725425you already made this thread, faggot
>>721725705Better?
>>721725907very much, thank you
W + S
>>721727209Doesn't this come from a futa animation
>>721727707>3D animated Fempyro contentThere's around 83.56% chance that is the case, yes.
>>721725425>>721725907>>721727209>>721727859how is this capturing the point?
TFC is a much better experience and doesn't contain all this fag shit.
>>721725705If she's going to have exposed skin, it should be the same color as her mask.
>>721728660That doesn't make any sense, especially since some masks can be painted and I dont want my fempyro to have lime-colored jaundice
>>721728758>Caring about it making sense.>In fiction.>And in Team Fortress 2 of all things.ngmi
>>721727859that's just... terribleI HATE futa... sooooo much
>>721729078I missed when tf2 cared about internal logic. Back when Jarate was first added to the game valve cared enough about internal logic to say that it granted mini-crits because being covered in piss reduced the target's will to live.
>>721728660Where did RED and BLU find a latex person for their mercenary teams
>>721728660I will only accept if another tighter suit is underneath it.Disrobing pyro is like unmasking pyro.
>>721728007distraction for the enemy team
>>721729608Haha yeah, I mean WHO could be turned on by the thought of a fat, steamy cock being fastened and constrained so tightly not even a bulge is visible on the glossy, smooth rubber its trapped by.
>>721730618TF2 is baffling because they really just slowly stopped caring as much for no real reasonThe game always did well, it brought in loads of money, the sky was the limit with what they could do with itBut Valve just...stopped caring
>>721733758maybe......it's time to......*gulps*....MOVE ON???
>>721734456I'll move on when another game does it as well as TF2 which is yet to happen
>>721733467It's such a chore to take it off that she probably just leaves it on 24/7In her eyes, the rest of the team will just have to deal with the smell
>>721734935>See friendly Pyro billowing steam off their ventilation holes>Get in close expecting to smell petrol or gasoline or something Pyroey>It smells like week-old unwashed, pent-up cock marinating in its own juices
>>721725425What's the setting to stop microstutters during rocket jump, reflecting rockets and fighting scouts?I set everything to mid and it still microstutter like crazy when I dueled another scout even with rtx3060.
>>721733758Due to the way Valve workplace politics works the people there wasn't incentivised to work on TF2.
>W + M1>DieI don't get it.
>>721735898TF2 is far more of a CPU game than a GPU one, although i don't think your micro stutters are related to that, similar things happen to me in many different games usually when i shoot a gun.
>>721725425When I just started playing tf2 I thought w+m1 stood for 'woman'
>>721736389I meanYou're not necessarily wrong
>>721736352Yeah. On my rig I average ~300 FPS while still not being GPU limited. Then it randomly dips to ~220 in combat.
>>721735209Having to share a team with her would be hell. It's worse when she's the best on the team. I don't envy the medic that has to pocket her.
>>721736985>You pubstomp the entire lobby with you tethered to her waddling rubbery ass>Every player on the enemy team has either turned friendly out of desperation or left>She locks maskholes with you and demands you switch to Fempyro to quell the urges she's built up throughout the matchcartoongulpsfx.mp3
squeaky rubber noises
>>721740751Are all these empty posts marking threads for deathThey're showing up in all the lewd threads
>>721741286Maybe he's pinning them to goon to them later.
>>721742442How can it beThere isn't even something as lame as scream fortress going on right now
>>721742442>>721742491I go into these threads knowing exactly what to expectStill gonna talk some TF2 shop in-between all the Fempyro stuffThough currently I'm waiting with bated breath for the MvM update, as well as whatever Scream Fortress is going to bring us because that should be a week or two away
>>721742442Are you implying I haven't been genuinely beating my dick to the Fempyro sluts in these threads all along? It was all a ruse?
>>721725425Made for BWC
Is this the agp inflation burst non-lethal whipped cream rubber thread
It is not
>>721725425W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W S W M1
>>721744639This, but>Use A-pose exploit.>Wait for pyro to taunt.>engage.
This the latex thread?
Animating fempyro bounce right now, I might animate her ass next.
>>721744730Yes.>>721744775Fantastic work.>That slight tummyThat shit's fucking GOATED.
>>721744775Extremely good work, anonAnd you absolutely should do her ass next
>>721744858GodAsscheeks so big that they can completely engulf stuff are the fuckin' best
I also drew some guy's mage pyro, not sure if he's here though.
>>721745176Cutie Patootie, would smooch filters with him.
>>721745176Oh I amAnd I love itSuper cute job there!
>>721743780Isn't Scream Fortress usually around mid way through October?
>>721728156pity (You): TFC sucks fucking eggs, grenades are bad
>>721725425BOOBA
>Look up fempyro porn>Unmasked anime girls with a "bodysuit" that's more like a leotard cosplaying as PyroThis shit is so fucking ass, I hate animebronies so much.
>>721745987He commissioned me and I refused on the basis that having a face completely ruins fempyro.
>>721745745It variesCome October 1st, Halloween mode is enabledThe patch itself varies Last year it was on the 10th, year before that the 9th, then 5th, 5th again, then 1st, 10th, then here we're in 2018 with the patch starting on the 19th with the rest being close to the end of the monthSo the precedent is: within the first two weeks of October as it has been for the past few years>>721746076BasedFempyros shouldn't have a faceAt the very least they can have eyes but that's borderline okay depending on how the eyes are
>>721746076The most based man alive holy fuck.
>>721746076Very good and principled of you
How much face is too much face for a Fempyro to have?Are expressive eyes okay?And if so, to what degree of expressiveness?Big cartoony ones? Glowing detailess Seared Sorcerer type ones?Or is it better to have an unchanging, expressionless face because she's wearing a mask?
>>721746759I've definitely seen pictures where even I go "that's too much expression" but I can't recall an example of it right now. I think the picture you posted would serve as the perfect max threshold for expressiveness I'd be able to tolerate.
>>721727209Bigger
>>721746759I think it could easily depend on what the Pyro's head is. Arsonist's Emotions (or any drawn eyes) for normal gas masks, but actual expressive eyes work well for the Seared Sorcerer.
>>721727859>>721727707fempyro results - 3310fempyro results with "futanari" - 746That's about 22.5% of the results
>>721746759Personally I do not want them to look like eyes, and I definitely don't want them to emote as if the Pyro had facial flexes. Obviously fake eyes are pushing it, but acceptable.
>>721747564not enough
>>721746759Eyes I don't have a problem with, it's when the suit starts feel less like an actual suit and more like their actual, real skin and flesh, like this guy's stuff. No hate or anything but it feels like he's created his own little race because they don't even feel like Pyro anymore.
>>721730618thats pretty cool but what was the logic behind the mad milk?
>>721746759It should be unchanging and expressionless.
>>721748150Only when she's giving handjobs.
>Pybro got too overzealous chasing Spies and forgor to airblast rockets and pipes
>>721748982Literally me when I see a Spy, Medic, or SniperI will hound them to the ends of the earth if I must
>>721749807I'm puttin' on my Gunslinger just this once, just to welt yerr ass proper, ya rowdy dog.
>>721750137I both love and hate EngineersI love them because a good dispenser spot keeps me on the frontlines for much longer, I don't have to bother Medics and split their attention, and they're also a magnet for tasty SpiesOn the other hand, the amount of games I've been stalled out completely because my entire team can't deal with ONE MINI SENTRY is mind insane
>>721748450Oh that's true, her goggles should fog up very slightly when she sees my dick
>>721750610>Seeing how heavily she's breathing as you watch her goggles fog up then clear up over and over again
>>721750610>>721750727Unflinching, judgemental, unimpressed stare.Ragged, drawling, foggy breathing and subtle thigh clenching.
>>721750875>SpoilerNow that's the good shit right there
>>721750727>>721750875It should be subtle, so subtle that I can't even be certain whether she's reacting to me or if that's just something that happens from time to time. I shouldn't know whether she is enjoying it or if she's just fascinated with seeing how my body reacts to her, the only certainty is that she isn't going to stop even after I've cum. That's what it's all about, the mystery.
>>721751429Now that's the best depiction when one wants to stay true to the original feel of the PyroAn inscrutable, mysterious and unknown beingThat being said, it's also kind of boring outside of sex/horny situations Amazing for the moment, but blase anywhere else
I love her way too much.
>>721752461She so cuteWhy can't Fempyros be real?
>>721752720Unlike furries, you can still hope for a pretty dang close impersonation of Fempyro IRL desu, assuming you find ghe right woman, or guy if you're not picky about which hole it goes up to.
>>721747949the low-hanging cum jokes
>that one animation of a femscout getting raped by two futa fempyros>and then getting smothered by a third even bigger fempyro
>>721752461>>721752720>>721753012Love me big meaty women in skintight suits
pyro is canonically male btw
>>721755418Proof?
>>721755561he's obviously out of costume and referred to as 'sir' during the final comicthere's no reason to believe he's a crossdressing woman at that point, occam's razor says he's male
>>721755805>he's obviously out of costumeAnon the Pyro is literally in their suit, hence the yellow fingertips and the rounded view from the gogglesAnd sir is just being used here to refer to someone in a higher position of authority than they are
>>721755805anon in the very next frame you see pyro walk up to the window to look at the fire that Pauling and Soldier started across the street.in any case, Pyro's actual gender is just a running joke that's been going since 2007. Everyone knows it but plays around it since the ambiguity has always been a part of the character's identity. when you're toying around in the realm of fanart, what's canon or not is merely a suggestion.
I wonder how hot and sweaty it gets in that suit
>>721758447Imagine taking her suit off, revealing her shiny sweaty cheeks and asshole
>>721745176My Pyro looks like this + antlers so I'm counting this as art of my pyro tooThanks!
>>721758447I need to find out with suit entrapment and a giant fempyro
>>721759019It's gonna get stinky in there too cuz all the sweats and farts aren't gonna have anywhere to go, haha
Post your PyrosNOW!
>>721759108But why is she so gassy?
>>721759254how else is she able to do gas blast on command?
>>721759519Burping would be a good option
>>721728007Capture the point damn it
>>721759659but those get filtered straight out of her mask
>>721760061No filter could stop the sheer force of the hot air coming out from within
>>721759173ayy lmao
i just clicked this thread has anyone posted the payload one where she has a big belly yet
>>721728007Airblasting the projectile spam or Jetpacking to land on heavy's head to do phlog taunt cancel and that flushes out the entire enemy crowd off the point (then pray my team assists)
>>721725425Zoinkitty yoinky those are some boogie woogies
>>721759173Got this Schadenfreude for 60 bones and I'm rather happy with it
>>721758639counterpoint, imagine pyro taking off everything and it releases so much steam it blocks the view for the viewer but not the in-universe characters, who still keep shit a secret
>>721762421Soldier always knew...
One last huzzah for fat Fempyro vore
>>721747949mad cow disease retard
>>721725425I like how TF2 has its own sub-genre for all its pornWe got straight, gay and Pyro.
>>721767868Pyro sub-genre is best sub-genre
Where can I find degens to draw fempyro for hats?
>>721768772Hard to sayYou'd have to find both an artist who's into doing Fempyro stuffAnd also one that's heavily invested in TF2 where they'd want that as payment
>>721747949Hence "I missed when they cared".
fempyro lacks brap contentShe literally farts in game
>>721767729continue
>>721770775No I’m the artist, I just need degens but within my taste range (tastefully thick, fuck inflations or straight up fat.)
>>721756050Agreed he's clearly in his suit there. But>sir is just being used here to refer to someone in a higher position of authority than they areIs cope. You'd use Ma'am. At best you could say this is part of the valve running gag of referring to pyro as either male or female but I don't recall the comics doing much of that. Sure there's pic related but that was used as a bait and switch.
>>721771668then you need to advertise what you draw and proclaim that you draw specific fetish content in exchange for hats.it's no different from commissions, just a different payment
>>721771842Yeah but… where. Also I was the one animated that pyro.
>>721771772>Is cope. You'd use Ma'am.Not unless you didn't know the sex of whoever was in the suitBefore everyone became obsessed with they/them, by default people would assume he/him (see: the Pyro), so calling the one they know nothing about "sir" makes perfect sensePlus the comics also had the TFC Pyro turn out to be female too
>>721772020>Yeah but… where. Really hard to say nowadays. Twitter and blusky are your only real options unless you really want to delve into shit like furaffinity Your best bet would be to try and establish yourself first on one of those sites, and then have payments in hats be an option in your commission infoI guess you could also lurk around those 18+ community servers and bring it up there, but that seems like not the best use of time>Also I was the one animated that pyro.Good shit
>>721774184TFC Pyro is a man. This was retconned so they could make a TF2 Pyro is a woman joke
>>721775135>RetconnedWhere in the TFC lore was it said that their Pyro was a man?
>>721775240In the voice lineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumY0wHAxFc
>>721775415There's a myriad of reasons why that's both irrelevant and not "retconned lore"But you seem dead set on the Pyro being a guy so you do you while I continue to enjoy Fempyro stuff
>>721775624I'm not dead set on TF2 Pyro being a dude. The whole point is that Pyro's identity is unknown. I'm just saying that TFC Pyro being a girl is a retcon
>>721775969>The whole point is that Pyro's identity is unknown.Well no shit, SherlockNobody's seriously out here saying that the Pyro is without a doubt woman, everybody knows that they're "unknown"We're just having fun with that fact and all the jokes and crumbs that allude to the Pyro being a womanEveryone knows its not confirmed
>>721727707
>>721778503W-What is that Pyro doing to that Scout?
>>721779119Nothing don't worry about it
>>721735209you need to off yourself
So how 'bout them spies?Hate 'em myself.
and then tf2 players wonder why they get made fun of
>best tf2 player is a trannyThat tracks
>>721784685>>721784472can't make a splash in the "better men" threads i see
>>721784735We must be better men by changing into ugly women
Degen ERP thread
>*ERPs*
>>721783294Too squirrely to fuck, they tend to get lost in the sea of assfat.
How can I make Demoknight work with the ChargeTarge and the Scotsman's skullcutter ?I don't have all the other weapons unlocked
>>721767729Good lord, yes please
>>721792240Accept the fact that you're a slow moving ballistic missile and only play in maps that aren't super in the openThat or play medieval mode until you get the other weapons
>>721793112>medieval modeI'm fairly new so I did not know this was a thing lolCool looking maps too, thanks anon
>>721792091>they tend to get lost in the sea of assfat.A sea I would gladly sail and let swallow me whole
>>721725907this might be the first time this fempyro gooner shit has made me feel somethingfuck you, dude
the reindeer mask is the worst cosmetic ever added to this game
>>721793190No problemObviously having the booties/peg leg would help you out even more there, but the Scotsman Skullcutter will do wonders by oneshotting everyone besides a heavy with a critAnd fun fact, you can turn on third person for medieval mode by typing >tf_medieval_thirdperson 1In the console while in a match>>721793330At its core it's a voluptuous woman in a skintight suit so it's not that bad
>>721793330What about it got you so bricked up? The boob focus?
>>721793443It's only ever used by furriesThat and the Pyromancer's Mask
>>721759173
>>721793975I like this fella
>add an anon after one of these threads gets hot>stumble a bit at first but really get into things>finish up and talk about doing more later>they ghosted and removed me sometime before this thread>cant readd them so i assume im blocked too
>Crossover never ever
>>721725425Can someone give me advice for what cosmetics i should pick for Pyro that won't make me look like a degenerate?
>>721794283Let me guess, Cage?
>>721795565never heard of themthey did have a four letter display name though
>>721795401The amount I lost to Haydee back then was insane...good times.
>>721795514Avoid using pink or neon green paint, the Flamedeer, Pyromancer's Mask, and the Cat's Pajamas You should be fine using literally anything elseWell, maybe except the Lunatic's Leathers as that one also tends to be conflated with degeneracy
>>721795689>Back thenTry almost on the daily for me lol, did the goblina face turn you away from her?
>>721795729Well it was moreso because I just forgot about her after the second game, so in a way?
>>721795849Maybe it's time for a trip back down memory lane, if you get what I'm saying.
>>721795937I like women who can be best described as "full" such as those two
>>721796771>I'm a whole different Pyro when I'm off the clock
>>721796786on the clock: sexoff the clock: sex
giwtwm
>>721798704Imagine the steamy heat inside when she zips back up
>>721798754you call them steamed despite the fact they are obviously grilled
>>721771772I cant believe Pyro would sneak in Honey like that
>>721798704giwtwy&m
>>721799998giwtwm (tiny and trapped against her ass)
Not very hot
>>721725425
Need thicc fempyro gf
>>721775135From what i recall that wasn't a retcon, TFC pyro is dead just like their medic, this one is a replacement albeit a old replacement.
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