He's already dead to Steam. Hasn't been at the reigns for years.
>>721736803They're going to build a superyacht to host all the Steam servers from international waters.
I hope he revolutionizes the BCI industry before he eats his last burrito
>>721736803His two sons will each hire a team of mercenaries to fight over the inheritance.
not just buying a yacht, but a manufacturer of yachtsbless gaben, savior of pc gaming
gabeNet from the deep sea server farm takes over
I’ll say “Good riddance” and laugh.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>721736987And then there will be a third son who will build an army of robots
>>721737163They'll call it "Outer Gaben"
Will Gabe's grave become an important pilgrimage site for PC gamers or will it remain a secret?
Ocean man
>>721737504most likely to be cremated and spilled over the ocean
>>721736803why does he love yachts so much?
>>721736803It will get flooded with AI slop and then banned in each country for containing AI slop that goes against each country's individual laws
>>721737703He loves ocean in general
>>721737504it will be the Ghengis Khan grave for gamers. 100 gamers will bury him who will be executed by a 100 gamers escort who will then be executed by another 100 sleeper agent gamers who will then commit suicide to prevent the discovery of his grave.
>>721737703Oceans are cool, cooler than the vast emptiness we call space. We don't even know what lies beneath our feet.
>>721737206>Artifact fanbaseHalf a dozen voices SCREAMING into the void!
>>721738089It's funny how we still find new species of fish, not even somewhere in the depths of the Mariana Trench but in rather shallow waters.
>>721737163the correct answer
>>721738089Oceans were a lot cooler before they were used as an argument against sace travel.
>>721736803oh no Gaben will become a boat
>>721738241Maybe it's best to leave them alone, to be honest. Turned land into designated shitting street already.
>>721736803His company will be sold by his daughters to a soul-less investment firm who'll fuck up everything for their greed. They'll make it to where customers never actually own their games. They'll make it to where gamers play online at all times even for single-player games so their data can be collected and their stats recorded. They'll censor games so always-offended trannies don't get offended, and they won't hesitate to crap on the majority to cater to special-snowflake minorities in doing so. Oh wait.............
it's very easy to hide a body in the open ocean
>>721736803As long as they avoid hiring 50-year-old White dudes and focus on young diversity who are into that carbon fiber thing, they'll be alright.
>>721736803Gaben is making the Borealis real, Half Life 3 is Full Life.
>>721736803gotta wonder how much of the 30% cut goes towards these exorbitant purchases
>>721737163I much rather support Steam being ran by AI Gabe than any other humanUnless AI Gabe becomes the lapdog of Mastercard and Visa
>yacht fanatic>"respects the sea"
>>721738648tim sweeney's body
>>721736803It will probably finally die thank god
>>721736803They will put a bunch of jewish lootboxes in their gamesOh wait
What's with rich people and boats? Man even if i had microsft money i wouldn't buy a stupid boat. Ocean is just water, you can't do shit there. Only salty water and storms.
>>721736803Go public on the stock market.
>>721740492Usually it's just an expression of wealth. But Gabe is genuinely just oceran nerd
>>721736803>What will happen to Steam when he dieHe will digitize his consciousness to rule over steam for all eternity from his virtual super yacht
>>721736803
>>721737206>Artifact
>dear mario
>>721740756that cheeky fucker
>>721736803your games will stop working
>>721740492You know it's so they can sail into international water and do illegal shit
>>721736803When he dies Steam is programmed to delete itself and all of the games.
>>721736803your account gets deleted ofcourse
>>721737206>the Artifact fanbaseweren't those the thousands of people watching hentai and Kung Pow on Twitch?
>>721736803>die
>>721741569>dye
i made the switch to gog last year because i'm too much of a schizo and am certain steam will get ruined at some pointeven if you don't believe that, it's probably a smart move to start hoarding your favorite games
gabe will shut down valve at sea, since there's no laws there to stop him
>>721741664>hoarding
>>721737703he read onepiece
>>721736803evaporates
>>721737703Someone needs to continue exploring the mysteries of the sea.
>>721741813you'll be begging me for download links in 10 years
>>721739947He's basically using gamers to keep the sea exploration industry alive. There are many worse things that money could be going toward.
>>721741124don't even have to sail to international waters, no where to run on a yacht for all those poor orphans.
the same thing that happened to apple when steve jobs diedcomplete stunted innovationanyone who works there will depart to other companiesthe new people in charge will be only focused on numbers
>>721736803ActBlue will be really upset
Is a brand new Steam Deck worth $320 at this day and age /v/?
>>721737163I guess that's what you'd call the deep web
>>721737363
>>721736803He's already retired, so it's already like he's dead anyways meaning that if Gabe were to pass on, nothing would change and nothing would happen, just like with Nintendo. Can you Xbots just accept that Xbox is dead and stop thinking Microsoft still gives a shit about gaming.
>>721742660no, never pay more than $250 for a handheld.
>>721744045What good handheld can you buy for $250?
>>721736803>What will happen to Steam when he diedo you think he'll have ownership in 10 years or so? he's going to full retire sooner than latter anon
>>721744265
>>721742660The LCD screen sucks dick. t. LCD 'eck owner
>>721744265None that will beat the $1000 brick of technology that is already in your pocket.
>>721744483I have like 5 of those and none of them can play Silksong.
>>721742497what does valve innovate on lmfaolegal gray area child gambling technology?steam has been evil forever
