AHHHHHH I'M CROSSING OUT FUUUUUUUUUCK
love blazesimple as
AYO *SMACKS LIPS* YOU TELLIN ME *RUINS YOUR GAME* THAT WE WUZ *SHITS ALL OVER YOUR STORY* YOU WUZ TELLIN ME WE WUZ *LITERAL MARY SUE* WE WUZ SELF INSERT OCS AN SHIET
post em
>hey fiona my cage is pinching can you unlo-ACK!
>>721747010Game is pretty fun. Biggest complaint is not enough Classic courses. They have the assets for Chemical Plant, Sky Sanctuary and Stardust Speedway and its unfortunate they didn't do it.
>>721747161>Sagequisha having a fatherImmersion ruined
>>721747161Jesus christ, the hair looks like literal diarrhea. What narcissistic retard made this?
>>721747164Waiting for my neverever pick of Zeena
Are snoys seriously trying to force this shitty game as their own version of Mario Kart /v/eekends?
Eric schizo...
>>721747161I'm certain there's some queer out there who's been calling Sage black coded since Frontiers released
>>721747161>white man suspiciously having a black daughterOHNONONONO EGGMAN BROS, WE WERE WORSHIPPING A CŲCK THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!?
Anyone have that comic where Blaze (I think) asks Amy and Cream if they're ashamed for constantly flashing their panties and they don't know if they should be so they just say no? I can't find it anywhere.
>>721747161It’s not Halloween yet this almost gives me the chills
>Are snoys seriously trying to force this shitty game as their own version of Mario Kart /v/eekends?
How fat is Sneaky31415? I'm thinking atleast morbidly obese.
aaaaahhhhh FUCK! I'M SO CLOSE! .... I'M GONNA CROSS MY WORLD! AAAHHHH~
I'm already seeing ten times the engagement and excitement for this game on here than there was for MKW. What gives?
werehog Amy when?
Aren't level 10 rival races a little too hard? Is it just an RNG fuck fest?
>>721747161SAGE NEGA!!
>>721747353Game is fun so people want to play it. If your a Tendie, just get it on Switch.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_B2mHZUP6J6jeZfcwbM2HkLvjkwMYuACE4l6Ktt-UkI/htmlviewThoughts on the unreleased summon gadgets from this datamine doc? 50 rings for a free shortcut boost or potential boo dodge sounds insane.
>>721747474>literally just a redraw of the Sonic imageSnoys and Sonicfaggots can't meme.
>>721747353Shut up anime pfp
>>721747510More platforms it's available on
I played as Savok in extreme gear and I could barely see where I was going.
>>721747679hi
>>721747604ok Mariosnoy.
>>721747679Howdy
>>721747631skill issue, learn the map
>>721747772XD "Mariosnoy" upvoted my fellow Sega shill!!!!
so is the game legit fun? I love All-Stars Transformed but im on the fence of spending +50$ on it
>>721747679I want to get home so I can play bros.. hate being a wagie
MKW IS SUPERIOR
>>721747884HOTGIRLHEAVEN
>>721747881It's great. Second coming of Transformed and shits all over MKW.
>>721747474Kek I want a Fire Emblem version of this Dog Bowl meme
game looks fun but will i get raped online? when i bought crash team racing i just got mogged by all the autists
ENTER
>>721747893... in keeping the preschoolers occupied.
>>721747510Extreme Gear
>>721748014Is the left one special
>>721748001Seething Palworld snoy.
>>721748003you'll get enough drills lasers, and monster trucks to not be bothered.
>>721748046Now include the girls
>>721748014>rerolls your itemsNothin personel
Sheesh
>>721748187Once the honeymoon period for this slop ends in two weeks, MKW will be higher. Nintendo always wins in the end.
>>721747631Perhaps I treated Zavok too harshlyhttps://x.com/pocho22059768/status/1970584267353923825?s=46
SEGA!GIVE ME AGES, AND MY LEFT TESTICLE IS YOURS!
>>721748294>bara Feraligatr
Cream is love Cream is life
>>721748471He's based.
>>721747884There’s always somebody for someone!:)
>>721747164
>>721748292MKW is dead on arrival, it's insane that you think it'll "bounce back" when forced straight line intermissions are at a 60% spawn rate in matchmaking.
>Literally watch 2 people drive right through a magnet with no defensive items on and it works on me insteadCheating ass AI
>>721747893How pathetic, Egg Pawn clears a basic bitch Cow
>>721748598If you have enough speed you can speed past a magnet
>>721748598Sometimes it's better to be hit by the magnet than to pass too close>gets gravity slingshotted straight off the map
>>721748537Not the word I'd use
>>721748014This has meme potential!
>>721748535
>>721748403
>>721747491any way to send these niggas a job application?
>>721747161Floating point errors out the ass as a visual style will never work
>>721747161It's funny because S*ge's fans are all nigbrained.
Can anyone tell me what exactly the "Machine Type Kit" gadgets do? Are they just other versions of existing gadgets that give the same effect, but they also give stat increases to the respective machine type? Or is there something more that I'm missing?
>>721747010When Kirby on the Warpstar and Crash Banakoot?
>>721747884>the fucking bug>Eggman's fake daughter puppet>no lanolinMade me laugh, you can feel how much hated the artist has for her.
>stopped accelerating when drifting if necessary>now can do all the shortcuts perfectly with my low handling Power rigIt's a cool feel
Dead yet?
>>721748946Makes you barely faster with it on. If you use the same machine, it makes you more faster than mismatched.
>>721747161Sagebros... not like this... are we all black subhumans?
>>721747885Hop in Gator-guy.
PLEASE DO NOT PIRATING THIS TITLE !!!! Emulation is wrong and we 4channer highly advise against it...!
>>721749014Ask again in February.
>>721747426Now I'm imagining Cubot looking at Eggman like>It's time to start asking questions, Ivo.
mfw FINAL LAPlaLALALALALALA LALALALALA LALALALALA
>>721747587>no Switch 2 versionWhy
>>721748946That's it, they're a gadget + big stat boost combo. You can check the doc >>721747602 to see exactly what it gives you.
So where's the body cam of black Sage making a goofy face while charging at a GUN soldier
>>721748946Gives certain stats by machine and combines certain gadgets regardless of machine. No brainer if you use the gadgets included anyway.
>>721749324This is the inverse of that other gif that has a Wave use a monster truck to steal first and kill Blaze
>>721747161Legitimately, why are blacks like this? You really don't see other races being so obsessed with their skin color that they feel the need to do this to non-black characters.I'm not even asking to be a racist troll or something but it doesnt take a genius to notice the absolute obsession black people have with their race.
>>721749449>he thinks black people make those modslike half of all white people have been brainwashed for a century into feeling a blood debt to two hyperspecific races
>>721749271Unless it's the Power kit. It only gives a 2 cost gadget and the stats it provides aren't a good exchange. Not enough people use Power vehicles online in higher ranks, so having a power this high doesn't feel impactful, it's better to not ruin your handling.>>721749324The drills always go through the middle and they can control them to make sure you can't dodge if you're there. You could've been 11th if you ignored the pink rings upon seeing them and went heavily to the right or left.
>>721749110Lobbies are already full of bots no? why february?
>>721749587Because that's when the bot uprising happens.
Does the game support cross progression similar to Fortnite where my progress carries over from system to system? I need to know so I can double dip.
>>721749645I don't think so?
>>721749324THREE? I would've rage quit right there, fuck that.
>>721749070I don't finish working for another hour brother..
>>721747884WHERE IS SHE?WHO EVEN ARE HALF OF THOSE?WHY ISN'T SHE IN THE GAME?
>>721749449>You really don't see other races being so obsessed with their skin colorI've seen so many mods to mod out minorities and make them white that's not true at all. Mental illness comes in all colors.
>>721749449>You really don't see other races being so obsessed with their skin colorHave you been to America recently?
this game needs to stop giving me speed wisps when i'm in last especially in the last lap
>>721749768who?
>>721749524Nah black people do it themselves.Specifically in Sonic art there's plenty of black artists that feel the need to brownify certain characters like Knuckles, Rouge and Shadow and make their designs worse by adding a color that doesn't mesh well or redesigning them completely to make them even more unsubtly black.
>>721749787According to Ian Flynn this wouldn't happen.
>>721749324Nice "Mario Kart killer' snoys
>MKW thread completely dead while four Sonic threads hit bump limitYou LOVE to see it. Tendies in meltdown.
>>721749787sonic's bestie is strangly angry
>>721749914>Knuckles, Rouge and ShadowBut those characters specifically work better with darker muzzles?
>>721749776That's mostly by anti-woke grifters doing it to piss people off. When a character gets turned black its just due to their obsession with being black
>>721749787>I'M NOT YOUR LOVE INTEREST BTW
>>721749215Thanks, that document helps a lot. From what I'm reading, all of the kits aside from the Boost one (which gives a benefit that doesn't have an associated gadget to it) either give 2 points worth of gadgets or give a lesser version of a 3 point gadget, but the kits cost 3 points either way. So (again, aside from the Boost one) unless I'm using that specific machine type, it seems like I should use the normal gadgets instead so I'm not wasting points.
>>721749893>get hit on the last lap>the dual capsule gives me a glove and a boost wisp
Why do I keep seeing retards on Xitter saying that Sonic ages have been retconned?Where was this stated?
>>721749998I'm not talking about just making them slightly darker, its literally just giving them black skin so dark its distracting. Giving them a slight tan or darker tone can work but just straight brown or dark brown looks bad
>>721747010hey eggman whats your favorite console?>WII >WAHOO
>>721750153Sonic Channel and all supplemantary info like the encyoclopedia stopped giving exact ages a while ago so autists don't worry about timelines
Why isn't Dodonpa playable?
>>721749449The serious answer is the lack of black/dark skinned characters in popularity. Yes, I'm serious. Just hear me out. I'm not one to ever advocate for the existence of dark skinned characters for the sake of inclusion or variety or awareness, but there IS a disparaging difference in ratio with them and caucasian skinned/coded characters. I can't say for sure if it stems from racism or anything, but lightskin characters have dominated media mainly because the people behind them are lightskinned, and in some rare cases, have an agenda. I'm personally fine with having darkskin characters so long as they're not pandering, skinwashed, replacements for other characters or whatever. They just need an actual, natural role. I mean it's not even that hard to do, really. All you have to do is make a character and then add a dark shade to them. Pretty simple. However, since most efforts to make black characters have been met with the methods I said they shouldn't, most people, including those who are sensitive/racist, had heavy pushback against them, and this creates a subconcious racism dynamic on where we start to perceive any dark skinned characters as part of an agenda or inclusivity bias, when it could be genuine. I'd say these days it's about 60/40 genuine/inclusive depending on what it is. All you'd have to do is just write a cool character and slap dark skin on them and most wouldn't complain, but some blacks think they need to be "aggressively black coded" or they're not black at all. Personal issue if you ask me. TLDR: black people are idiots and don't know how to not cope with being unable to organically introduce new characters and some of them just try to self insert as some OC to feel better about it.
>>721749787AHEM let a real writer do this>The fortune of these curves are foul my platonic friend sonic who i need as much as you need me (in a very platonic way)
So, it’s my first time playing a racing game online. I just made it to rank B- . Is it normal that, while i feel confident in the races themselves, i rank around 4th to 8th in like 80% of my runs? A few of them are 1st to 3rd but it feels like the item rng fucks me up hard on lap 3. Is it just a skill issue and i have to git gud or is it always like this with this type of games and moght as well accept it? I’m having tons of fun, i just want to know if i should try to git gud to raise the ranks or not bother because it’s all normal. I’m playing metal sonic on a power vehicule, with stealing rings on collisions and stuff like that
>>721750310He likes watching races not actually racing
>>721750310we have enough possible characters we don't need to throw the game's oc on top of that
>>721747884I hate American Sonic characters
Wait this is kind of litty
>>721750978Cracker
>>721749942Thanks but mario kart was dead before it had a chance to kill it.
>>721747161>has a fatherSage Nega will never be based.
>>721749768orange girls always struggling
>>721750978The booster chuds strike back
>>721750558>This is MY SWEET PASSION, Sonic!
Rouge, Wave, Surge, and Zeena walk into a room. Who comes out crying first?
>>721751467Surge. Is that even a question?
>>721751467Surgemaster of taking Ls
>>721751552Wait, no... I wanted you to ERP as the Sonic girls!
Silver is so cool bros
>>721749449>You really don't see other races being so obsessed with their skin colorBethesda's twitter got cancelled, over a fucking cat by a bunch of dumb crackasso no, americans ARE this stupidly obsessed with race
I need them to add Zeena
>>721751282wasn't this jit at the olympic games?
>>721748046Big is long and girthy, I checked
>>721751636i dont get tired of his air tricking, he sounds like someone having legit ton of fun
>>721747010>no Valkyria Chronicles Crossover>no second Team Fortress 2 Crossover
>>721751861why does sticks bite her nails sensually
>>721751972>Will never have full-Raita Selvaria mogging the fuck out of Rouge
>>721751985fuck you mean sensually?
>>721751282>sticks' big, heavy, fat, gripping, soft, mesmerizing, bitable, gropable, squeezable, smackable, fuckable cum magnet sweaty tits hanging from her shittily made breast cloth
Storyline:>Eggman manages to get data of the Titans and manages to reproduce them and scale them up to the thousands and wreck havoc on the entire world. Meanwhile, Tails manages to build a time travelling device to revert this, but also manages to get the data to mass produce titans. Tails converts the titan into giant mecha robots that they can ride and transfer their powers into. Sonic get's a giant mecha to pilot which is faster, bigger and stronger than all the titans. Giant mecha Sonic will then destroy every titan.Gameplay:>The game feels like an evolved version of Frontiers, but more leaning on the white world stuff from Shadow Gens. The open zones feel like bigger white worlds in general, vast fields are not really a thing, instead intermission valleys connect you to the next area. The intermission valleys can sometimes be very long almost like a single stage. The big gimmick of this game is giant mecha Sonic running extremely fast in so called "Digital Cages", levels created by Tails where many of the titans are trapped where Sonic just steamrolls through giant vast fields at high speeds and generally wrecks everything. I was reminded of the Goemon mecha levels but instead it was Sonic.
every time i air trick rouge sounds like she's having an orgasm
>>721750426Fair enough but I just find it silly to apply human race qualities and quirks to a bunch of rainbow colored furry animals as if they work with the same rules.
>Silver be like
>>721749768>>721751282>>721751861Orange Sonic Characters are cursed
>>721752320ORANGE SONIC BAD
So DLC characters don't show up in single player races at all?
Who has the best rival interactions and why is it Jet?Characters needed to shittalk way more, he's the only one who understood the assignment
>>721751861i dunno. which says it all
>>721752406Doesn't vegeta shadow shittalk with most of the characters?
Need a Sonic autist to tell me which games are the stages from.I recognize a few but shit like the mines or the special stage with trains (06?) is alien to me.
>>721751831only if Vanilla and Gemerl are around too
>>721752320>>721752385Eyup
>>721752516Jet's funnier though and says slurs
>>721751985Some girls actually bite their nails
>trying to unlock race park vehicles>rivals are impossible to beat above the default level 3 because your teammates instantly become drooling retardsWill there ever be a game where team-based challenges with CPU teammates are actually somewhat reasonable?
>>721752320>Orange Sonic Characters are cursedthey truly are
When do the lobbies get hard? I'm at B rank and my win rate (1st place, not podium) is close to 70%.
>>721752395I haven't seen any of the non-base roster show up as CPUs, so I assume they don't.
>>721752693B+
>Blaze clearly got ahead of me>I still got 1st anywayThanks game
>>721752693You can check your winrate?
>>721752850I'm keeping track on a piece of paper.
>>721752810I miss Amy.
I'm too scared of trying level 10 CPUs, but level 8s are so easy
>>721752537Oh man, you've triggered my 'tism.>Donpa Grand PrixE-Stadium (original)Rainbow Garden (original)Water Palace (Sonic Rush)>Wisp Grand PrixMetal Harbour (SA2)Sand Road (SA1/elements of Sandopolis from S3&K)Colorful Mall (original)>Boom Boo Grand PrixMystic Jungle (Sonic Forces)Apotos (Sonic Unleashed)Wonder Museum (original, some fans have speculated it's meant to be Jewel's museum from the IDW comics)>Pumpkin Grand PrixCrystal Mine (original)Ocean View (Sonic Heroes)Pumpkin Mansion (SA2)>Coral Grand PrixUrban Canyon (original)Market Street (Unleashed)Coral Town (original)>Crystal Grand PrixBlizzard Valley (original)Radical Highway (SA2)Chao Park (original)>Egg Grand PrixDonpa Factory (Team Sonic Racing)Aqua Forest (original)Eggman Expo (original)>Secret Grand PrixKronos Island (Sonic Frontiers)Northstar Islands (Sonic Superstars)White Space (Shadow Generations)>CrossWorldsCyber Space (Frontiers)Digital Circuit (Shadow the Hedgehog)Dinosaur Jungle (Secret Rings)Dragon Road (Unleashed)Galactic Parade (Colors)Golden Temple (original)Hidden World (Sonic Lost World)Holoska (Unleashed; the Unleashed wank is unreal)Kraken Bay (Secret Rings)Magma Planet (original)Roulette Road (Heroes)Sky Road (Unleashed again)Steampunk City (original)Sweet Mountain (Colors)White Cave (Sonic Riders)
>>721753132are you on sonic speed or super sonic speed
>>721753179Unleashed gods...we won
>AND SO!
>>721749192Upgrade late this year, physical next year so it's on cart and not a key card
steam chart bros...
>>721753212I know understand why the game had Beyblade cross promotions.
i wish the music quality was better can't hear any of the lyrics
>>721753179Pumpkin mansion is heroes (?)
well that was a complete waste of points
>>721753209I just finished doing my Super Sonic Speed cups so I'm doing MirrorThey were a bit annoying on Super Sonic but still easy enough
>>721753438damn, i can barely beat level 7s on super sonic speed, nice
>>721753212WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Legend Rank BTW
>>721751831I 2nd this
>>721753653Legend rank is maybe 10 hours of playtime, nice but not the biggest accomplishment.
>>721753374It's a bit of both but the skybox is clearly Pumpkin Hill so I gave it to SA2.
>White Space's 5th red ring
>>721753267It's over.
>>721753653Kronos island and northstar up to S, shortcut tracks are kino
i hate the dinosaur crossworld so much it's hard avoiding those fuckers
>>721753764Did you grab the one under the little bridge a little bit past the start?
>>721749787Ian Flynn could never
>>721753827I'm glad it's in but the layout could be a bit better I agree
>>721753179>Forces gets 1 level>Unleashed gets 5There is a God.
>>721753827Bro I fucking hate it>Get hit by the tail>Lose
>>721753827I had no issue with them during the ONT but somehow got worse in the time off. My problem is the small shortcut that I want to drift but one small bump and you're done.
Actively looked for this thread to vent my disgust for choosing bum ass Joker instead of Jack "Perfect Mascot" Frost!
>>721754040He's gonna be one of the free characters. Trust me. Even if Black Frost is cooler
>>721753179kinda sad not a single sonic advance series inspired track made it in
>>721753849yeah I'm just complaining about the one way at the end of the 3rd lap
FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721748187I can't believe Sonic won this time
>tfw people here ate thinking there's going to be a gazillion characters added>it's mostly like 12 at most from other franchisesKek
>download the demo, sweep the cpu's without trying so try some time trials>even my best line is 3-4 seconds behind an S rank>If I buy the full game I'm going to have to grind out all the unlockables before having a chance at anything multiplayerdumb as fuck
>>721752395Nope, everyone also uses default vehicles so the rogue's always use their boards.>>721752406Omega for all the death threats.
>>721753247I love my autistic cat wife
>>721753247Youu can't escape meee!!!
I played all night and my fucking thumb and index finger hurt from drifting like a maniac.
>>721754417Nothing is locked behind time trials except for music.
>>721749449> You really don't see other races being so obsessed with their skin color that they feel the need to do this to non-black characters.White Nessa
>>721753179Pumpkin Mansion is based on Lah's house. Sky Road is from TSR.
>>721754417>If I buy the full game I'm going to have to play itgasp
>>721754671having a fighting chance at time trials at all is locked behind the gadgets/vehicle parts, however.
>>721754437
>>721754671The gadgets you need to S rank the time trials are locked behind about 60 races
>>721753247I'm mad I missed out on Rush as a kid
>>721753179The Sky Road returning in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds originates from Team Sonic Racing, not Sonic Unleashed.https://info.sonicretro.org/Sky_Road_(Team_Sonic_Racing)
>>721753653Kronos is a dogshit of a stage thanks to how much the shortcut matters, you either use it or you lose
>>721749914The craziest part is when an artist draws Knuckles as a white human and a bunch of faggot westerners try and bully them off the internet for it. Very bizarre behavior.
>>721754790>>721754704I'm assuming he said Unleashed because the original track is set in Spagonia - it's not obvious in this game since we're always in the sky sectionHowever, Donpa Factory is original to this game, there isn't a track like it in TSR
>>721754723End fox discrimination. It always starts with the foxes.
>>721754704>>721754790I'm afraid my autism beats yours. If you'd played TSR you'd know Sky Road takes place in the skies over Spagonia. Therefore, Unleashed.
>>721754765It was pretty damn cool to have as a kid honestly. Funny thing is that I only had the 2D games like Advanced and the originals. Never played any of the 3D ones until way later save for Secret Rings.
>couldn't even make it past 15kjesus, thats so fucking bad. no one is going to be playing this game in a month
least favorite item?
>>721754971You are retarded. Thank you.
Is it possible one of the original tracks/crossworlds is a preview of what's to come in the next sonic game? Maybe egg expo or steampunk city?
>>721751919Show proof
>>721754691Done purely as a retort which got shit on by wokies and blacks who suddenly don't like the script being flipped on them. It exposed them as complete and utter hypocrites. Also: White Korra.
>>721755036dude>>721748187
>>721747171noncanon btw
>>721755160Anon...
>>721755042>the location from Sonic Unleashed does not count as Unleashed rep???????
>>721755038The shuriken does not need to take away your item, slow you down, AND make it so that you can't catch back up to speed even when you're on a FUCKING booster
>>721755183IDW is non-canon, yes.
>>721748187>>721755160It only consists of streams only playing it for the mini event of twitchrivals. Sonic is 4K or less without it. Either way, Mario reached 200K on release day.
>>721755298Show me where this stage is in original Unleashed. I'll wait.
>>721747602Ultimate charge inferno sounds fucking kino
>>721755357Dialogue in this very lightly alludes to it like Tail's fixing Omega.
>>721755038boom boo / the giant weight. game doesn't need 2 blue shells
>>721755427I can't believe Mario reached 500 billion on release day.
>>721755427>sonic is 4k or less withou-AIEEEEEEEEEEMARIOSISTERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!?!???!
>>721755350Just don't get hit. Nerd
>>721755469he did that in forces though
>>721755091gonna b Aqua Forest
>>721755038the black hole wisp is kind of boring
>>721753179Crystal Mine is from Frontiers. Though it seems to be mainly drawing on what was used for the Shadow Generations stage. It even says "Explore Kronos" on a billboard at the start. Pumpkin Mansion is clearly based on Hang Castle and Mystic Mansion in Heroes, it takes the swapping perspectives thing from there and the invisible road marked by flames. B-, step up your autism game.>>721753757It has literally nothing else directly from SA2 unless you want to count the gravestones, which I wouldn't.
>>721755350dont forget the slow windup to the cutting that is almost like a huge taunt, you should be able to shake it off with a white wisp its BS
Rayman & Roblox are coming.Trust.
>>721755589Once, Tail's said he's fixed him a few times.
>>721755621sauce
>>721753179>0 sonic 06 levelsFor what reason?
>>721755038Shuriken is starting to genuinely be more frustrating to be hit by than the fucking slime, but both are incredibly irritating items.
>>721755619I unironically run level 4 boost to dodge it. If I see it after me I will drift into the fucking wall to not get hit. That's still less punishing than actually getting hit by it.
>>721755557>Mario shart lost 11k viewers in a few hourslol
>>721747295Sage Nega doesn't have a father because this nigga is spending every game on the worlds greatest milk run hopping across timelines and dimensions.
>>721755687You know why.
Jesus, already? What did you exactly do to grind that many tickets? Super Sonic on Super Sonic Speed with max difficulty rival? Just finished all challenges with Metal Sonic except the customization ones like decals.
>>721755557theres even less people playing now than yesterday tho. why is everybody just watching it instead of playing it?
>>721747010Guys, is Super Sonic being broken the reason you can't use him online?Because if it is, he might be a good way to farm tickets, no?
>>721753179>tfw Unleashedchad and SEGA finally acknowledges you
>>721755868Meant for >>721753430
>>721755687Wouldn't loved driving through Crisis City while Silvers ptsd kicks in.
>>721755038i fucking hate getting hit by the shuriken but i also hate getting the line wisp because the game never gives me the drill when i need it and the line wisp sucks to use and i barely get any benefit from it
>Steampunk City (original)I thought it might be a reference to Machine Labyrinth from Sonic Rush Adventure, though that's probably a stretch since I don't there there were any trains in that level and I don't know why they'd pick that out of anything from that game (for an even more delusional stretch maybe it's based on Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog)>Blizzard Valley (original)This level is so generic it could be Blizzard Peaks from Sonic Rush Adventure or Ice Mountain Zone from Sonic Advanced or that Shadow snow mission in Sonic 06
>>721755868Just the actual stat affecting customization is cheap, the friendship grind is meant to pick one character. That and festivals give a lot.
>>721755906Niggas really think steam is the only platform for this game lol, fucking retard
>>721755469why not bring up the Espio vs Zazz interactions which references that they fought before, which only happens in the comics
>>721755557Oh my god that's absurd. I don't think a sonic game has ever reached numbers this high.
>>721756027Woops, forgot to link the post>>721753179
>>721755042He's right though
>Beat Sage as my rival>"A calculated loss"Holy cope, Robobrat. Just take the L like a good girl, just like your daddy.
>>721756032cope
>>721755609>Crystal Mine is FrontiersWhat the hell are you on? No it isn't. The Kronos billboards are everywhere in the game as a funny reference.
>>721754765Don't be, it turned me into a filthy Sonaze shipper and I never shook it off. I wouldn't wish this fate on my worst enemy.
>Numbers don't mean anything on steam lol>BUT THEY MATTER ON TWITCH!Holy shit lol.
>>721756113>>721755298Still waiting on this btw. >>721755440
>>721756239Look up :^)>but I don't see anythingClouds are blocking the the track. You're welcome.
>>721756217Most people are playing the PS5 or switch version, tendie.
>>721756217If you didn't have breakfast this morning, how would that make you feel?
>>721747510Sega and autistic Sonic fans capitalising on Nintendo's fuckup with MKW and pretending it's better than it is purely because it isn't MKW.
>>721747353It's doesn't play as good as MK but it's a lot more fun and forgiving. Sadly the Switch 1/2 version looks like shit and I hope that's just the demo. I mean it genuinely looks subpar. It's because they insist on using Unreal Engine.
So are all the DLC characters going to be mutes with no character interactions?Because lowkey, I think I'd rather just have new stages, karts, and gadgets vs quite literally half-baked characters. If they have a list of characters they want to add, which should have been figured out and worked out well before the game's launch, they could have just had everyone in the game record the voicelines well ahead of time so they wouldn't need to try and get VAs to the booth and pay them just for 2 lines of dialogue.
>>721755868>>721755968I ran 300 races in the demo and I beat all the GPs yesterday.
>>721756239Kindly look up gameplay of Sky Road in Team Sonic Racing. You will note that the stage begins in Spagonia city centre, and then launches into the clouds for the portion we see in Crossworlds. Ergo, the stage is repping for Unleashed. I don't know how much more clear cut this could be. Are you being obtuse on purpose?
>>721756027>though that's probably a stretchNot any less of a stretch than saying Kraken Bay is Pirate Storm from Secret Rings.
>>721756064Espio VS Zazz is a reference to their fight on Sonic channel.
>>721756217So, tell me. How does it feel to wake up and not breathe? I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet you wanker.
>>721756325It'd make me feel great.
>>721756324>Most people are playing the PS5 or switch version, tendie.Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>721755687Dodon Pa thought about it but wanted to avoid comments about it from players
>add Sonic Prime characters>don't add the one with the most saucePosg
>>721756373>So are all the DLC characters going to be mutes with no character interactions?Yeah Iizuka confirmed that they wouldn't have voices
>Last lap>Suddenly every CPU pelts you with every item on the field with pinpoint timing and accuracy>Come 8th through no fault of my ownGreat MK killer here. I genuinely think I dislike this more than Sonic Team Racing, ok maybe not that much but it's close.
>>721756313>I have no proof actuallyI humbly accept your concession, retard.
>Playing Silver>Throw an item backward>Smug "It's no use!"HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING! I CLAPPED.Not joking, I like the meme.
>Someone uses a truck on that purple flying path on kronosjust hand me the 12th spot already fuck
>>721756373>So are all the DLC characters going to be mutes with no character interactions?yes
>>721756770>lashing out after losingYou love to see it.
>>721755918He 100% is, though they should've allowed him online and in other modes as a skin
>>721756886just have him go Goku>super sonic is all about ring control
>>721756430Is the stage "Sky Road" in Sonic Unleashed, yes or no?
>>721753179>Two from Secret Rings>No Black KnightUnleashed wank is based, even though the fan-made Recomp is perfect I won't complain if Sonic Team gave it the SXSG treatment.
I like the sonic forces stage.
How did a child get a driver's license?
>>721756886Honestly, a "Super" mode where you can play as every character in their Super forms would be extremely based. No idea what they'd do for characters who don't have a super form, or ones like Eggman and S*ge, but it would be a fun NON-CANON idea. Or, you know. Just having a mode where you don't get hit by items and change nothing.
why aren't dlc and guest characters voiced? seems rather cheap for a 70 dollar + tip game
>>721757072You don't need a license to go-kart. Spongebob doesn't have one either.
>>721757175They blew all their money on the Rival interactions, it seems.
>>721757175Could be issues getting them for the Nick characters and not wanting some DLC to be voiced and some not (though that's probably just an excuse to spend even less money).
>>721757072a lot of lessons
>>721757175they might update that later down the line, hopefully
>>721756958The stage 'Market Street' is not in Unleashed either but nobody would deny that course is Unleashed rep. The stage 'Ocean View' is not in Heroes but nobody would deny that course is Heroes rep.What level of purity spiral retardation is this? Give up. You are embarrassing yourself.
>>721752136post sound webm NOW
>>721757319The game seems to be exceeding sale expectations so I'm hoping so. Frontiers also got a lot of post-launch quality of life changes
>>721757351OOHAHHTEE HEEPERFECT!
>>721748187>>721755557>>721756067Anyway, the actual flopped crossworlds PLAYER results and not watching, sonicsisters.
>>721756958Okay since you want to be a dumb bitch about this lets play by your rules. Is "Roulette Road" in Sonic Heroes, yes or no? This is how insane you sound. It isn't called Roulette Road its called Bingo Highway in that game but clearly the track in question is where that game is from much like Sky Road and its affiliation to Spagonia. Quit drinking paint and learn to accept when you're wrong you fucking moron.
>>721757175it's honestly one of the bigger game flaws.it makes the paid DLC seem kinda cheap.
>>721756958
>>721757398>OOH>AHH>I'M...>COMINGbased sega
>>721757175They probably won't but they should just give them a few simple voice lines with no dialogue interactions. That way the characters have a bit more of their personality without needing to record a shit ton of new lines
>Got my first perfect Prix as SilverNeat. Really Dreams my Absolutions.
>>721757610grats anon, keep it up
>>721748640>top 3maybe top 20
GOODGREAT JAMMIN
>>721757610Nice, what was your build
when is the /v/eekend starting so i can play with my boys
I'm a mario kart fagall the webms I've seen of this game make it look slower and less mechanically fun than mario kartam I missing something
>>721757812yeah, playing the demo yourself
>>721757723>racing within some proximity to eggman>constant voice lines like he is passing a kidney stone
>>721757812This shit is nowhere near as slow as Mario Kart and the gadgets speak for themselves
>>721757565NTA but Holy shit I didn't know Haunted Castle was included in that, I always thought that was an original track.
If you were a closed network tester, codes just went out to anyone who participated. You get a title and a cool sticker. I have a couple extra codes, but the closed network test was only on PS5.
>>721750426>literal cuckpost
>>721757175>>721757258>>721757281>>721757585>>721757449This has been explained several times you lazy retards.
>>721757339>>721757415Based stomping on a literal retard
bumping bitches off the track with my tanky cream build
>>721757415When did I contest Roulette Road not being Sonic Heroes? Even then, it's clearly based on the stage and uses a direct remix. This is not the argument you think it is lil bro. Just admit you're wrong and not as smart as you think you are.
>>721758095>literal reading illiteracy Concession accepted Baljeet.
>>721748292That would be a thing if it wasn't for Sonic adding in more and more wacky characters so the interest will continue for sometime. What you see with MKW is what you get and with an already insane price any DLC would be lessened.
>>721757319>they might update that later down the line, hopefullyI think that's less likely unless you mean years down the line. The team on the game post-launch is going to be smaller than pre-launch. If they didn't have the manpower for hashing out the guest character dialogue with several different companies when the dev team was at its biggest would they really now now?They should have probably just stuck to SEGA brand characters even for paid DLC. At least then it could all be managed in-house and have the characters say whatever they wanted to eachother, and have recorded all the Sonic VAs side of the conversations in advance.
>>721758005Stop samefagging. It's pathetic. >>721757339Both are clearly based on Spagonia and Seaside Hill/Ocean Palace, stop jumping through hoops you fucking dumb faggot.
>>721757743I unironically just bought his full car as my first purchase.Up to this point, I'd been using EG because the tight cornering felt like Mario Kart bikes, but I figured I'd mix it up.
>>721753179Based post but Donpa Factory is new to this game, it really should have been in TSR though
>>721757980feel free to explain again
>>721758387No. Look it up.
>>721758302>s-samefagIf you're gonna wear clown makeup others will naturally come to laugh at you.
>>721757812I've played both. Mario Kart feels like your uncle Mario, who is getting on in years, taking you on a linear road trip to some familiar places. He does a lot of the same stuff he did when you were a kid because he knows you liked it back then, like building up a little boost slide or using a mushroom to gently boost past a cow. Every so often you have to make a pitstop, which makes the whole thing feel increasingly geriatric. Sonic Crossworlds is more like if he looked directly at you from inside your television and asked you if you want to come race. Then the moment you said yes, he and his friends, climbed out of the screen and began aggressively kicking the shit out of you on the floor. The last thing you hear is an out-of-tune synth chorus and Zavok screaming.
>>721755687>Drive through soleanna>nobody recognizes it because they were never there (besides Sonic)
>>721748578>MKW is dead on arrival, it's insane that you think it'll "bounce back" when forced straight line intermissions are at a 60% spawn rate in matchmaking.It's literally sold to over 90% of Switch 2 Owners. Like BOTW or Mario Kart 8 it's going to keep selling for as long as the system does. So the better Switch 2 sells the higher MKW will sell in the long run.
>>721758496yeah it sold to 90% of switch 2 owners because it came bundled with the damn thing. how many people bought wii sports?
>>721753653I'm waiting a few months to rank the tracks so they can really set in and I can practice at them, but I did make one of all the Riders/All Stars Racing/Transformed/TSR tracks
>>721758236>creates fallacies to win arguments Breakfast status? >>721757565>half of the track is unleashed>none of it is in crossworldsReally makes you think.
>>721757935Please read the post before you make any stupid ass statements.
>>721758613>keeps dragging out arguments he's losingRedemption status?
>>721758415okay then fuck you you lazy retard
did not expect political commentary
>>721758717Based Zazz
>>721758698I accept your concession since you have no actual arguments. I win, you lose. :)Thank god that's over, now I can go back to playing the game.
>>721758882Waiting for the redemption status saar.
>>721758613>I can't see Spagonia so it isn't there anymoreThis is the same logic babies with no object permanence subscribe to.
>>721757932Even TSR had Unleashed wanking because that track had the knights from Night of the Werehog as track obstacles
>>721758882Yes, no actual arguments except for every tangible piece of evidence screaming you right in the face.Anyway, the burden of proof is on you since you are the shit stirred and you have failed to provide any solid evidence.
>>721759013Actual kino
>>721747353Mario Kart World was fucking assWorst waste of money in my life
Sky Road is a sonic generations level since it uses that version of Rooftop Run
>ZavoksHusbandWhich one of you is this, be honest.
>>721759071Generations isn't a real game and won't ever have a stage based on it because it's all remake shit.
>>721758717you guys think blaze supports consititutional parlamentary democracy?
>>721759084Guilty as Charged
Metal CHADS rule!
>>721759163>Generations isn't a real gameRight, so you're just a dullard, then. Thanks for clarifying. Shan't be engaging with you any further.
>>721759163I mean there's a Shadow Generations White Space stage.
>>721759163>he says when White Space is literally a track in the game
>>721759163Bro...your white space?
>>721759275Congrats on the W bro. Meanwhile I got raped by the Egg Pawn and got ONE (1) singular boost in the final lap!
>>721759163So you're just here to shitpost and don't actually play the game? Kay. Surprising amount of jeets in this thread.
>>721758558>Carrier Zone>Peak racingit's a fucking oval with a mandatory inside corner on the last turn.Rogue's Landing can also go to hell for the horrendous glare from the sun on the last stretch.
>>721759059Yeah, that game had a lot of great attention to detail and references to Sonic. Just a shame it wasn't a great game on the whole
>>721756723>add the most boring dime-store knock off of Metal>with a shitty version of Sonic's sarcasm
>>721759084Wait... so does that mean he fucks Zavok? In the butt?
does anyone even use charmy? i barely see him online
>>721759442The wasn't exactly high with Prime.
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sky_Road_(Team_Sonic_Racing)Which anon is right?
>>721759485He and Eggman are troll characters, you'll see them in Legend from people picking them to piss you off.
>>721759528>based on: Rooftop RunImo this closes the case.
What does giving the characters tickets in Friendship net me? Is it just titles?
>>721759665yes
I keep forgetting twitch rivals is a showcase for streamers, not for the game they're playingI don't think any of the participants even have all the gadget slots
>>721759665you also get some decals and a skin
>>721759665titles and stickers from the looks of it
>>721754437>pass him as blaze>INITIATING REGICIDE>>721759665titles and decals so far. alt skins some day maybe.
>>721759257no she definitely does absolute monarchy. Burning people alive definitely enforces that.
I like Blaze c:
Blaze is a good queen though.
>>721759528*Sigh*... The course is so obviously based on Sky High Zone...
>>721749449A black man delivery driver talked to me for a bit and complimented my gym progress. It was pleasant
>>721759784but when she marries sonic they will do council communism
>>721759665You unlock a romance scene at 50,000 tickets
>>721759528>a racing circuit in the sky of SpagoniaQED, really.
>>721759665You can get the cyber skins. I've almost gotten Jet's.
seconds before I'm turned into slime
>>721749787Fixed for modern audiences
>>721760046I'm realising I coulda just posted the image
>>721757405This is bait, but I'm gonna call you a disingenuous faggot regardless.
>>721759559*Egg pawn
>>721747010>only 11K players on steamchartsisn't it a flop bros? not even 100K
>>721759436Rogue's Landing is great for how well it represents Skies of Arcadia (haven't played it but I've heard the attention to detail is top notch) but yes, that glare sucks.The last shortcut turn in Carrier Zone also sucks but I admit I suck at the game
Have we figured out what rewards you get for online ranks yet? I can't be bothered to grind legend rank but if there's any cool auras I'll think about it
>>721748187>>721755557>>721756067>instant 30k loss400 viewers again by nightfall.
>>721759979You joke but you have no idea how well that'd boost this game's longevity.
>It's crossing time!
Me when my brain stops pressing drift instead of accelerate when drifting, and I lose the top 3 spot
>>721760179>3000 tickets to unlock the only alts in the game>the alts are shitAt least it's not a nightmarish CTR level of grind, but I do wish the friendship stuff were either a little cheaper or that it had better rewards.I'm heavily considering just using Cheat Engine instead.
>>721760515This has cost me so many S ranks in time trials it's insane.
>>721760516Festival events will shit out tickets if the open network test is to go by.
>>721759528It's obviously based on SKY Fortress, you retards.
>>721760437>The last shortcut turn in Carrier Zone also sucks but I admit I suck at the gameI'd like to think I don't suck at the game and that final turn is aids.
how to grind more tickets so I can put silver all over blaze car?
>>721760054I want to slime Miku sooooooooooo BAD
>>721760483Now post the MKW numbers.
I have 52 power in my build but for some reason even Miku in an extreme gear is always able to bully me, what the fuck how does that work? :(
>>721760516yeah I assumed the skins were meant to potray Sage/The End corrupted versions of the characters but no it's basically just "you larp as the AI" skin. If the faggotry of Penders never happened we'd have Scourge as a skin for Sonic, Knight Shadow, etc.
>>721760893Miku festival next weekend.
>>721760696cute blaze
>the MKWtards that still roam sonic threads
>>721759979They should've unlocked scenes like the ones in DB Fighterz's story mode
>>721747010Why are Sonic fans like this holy shit
Is Silver gay?
>>721760829I could never get this achievement because of that last fucking turn in chilly castle or whatever it's called when you exit the boat section and have to make the s shaped turn. No matter how I take it I would always get popped into the air while every other ghost sails smoothly by it. Still seething to this day
>it's already outsold Superstars' lifetime sales in 24 hoursGod that game was such a wet fart.
>>721761161Always was
>>721761161Gay for pussy
>>721761161if he was, most of his fans wouldn't be women.
>>721761161Only for asian men
>>721761196was forgotten really fast
>>721761196how much did crossworld and sonic superstars sell?
>>721761190chilly castle's TA was the only one to make me pick a spec that wasn't 4/1/1/6, it's a motherfucker.
>>721761196Source? That's fucking nuts if it sold 2.4 mil in a few days>>721760829Damn, fair enough. I usually try and frontrun so I can avoid it but still win>>721761190Chilly Castle is a pretty buggy track. The last S turn has filtered me for years
>cream lowered a bit in pick rate but is still picked alot>sage EXPLODED in pick rateCunnygods won.
>>721761415What is this strange creature supposed to be, anyway?
>>721761356Ackchually he is just a role-playing Weeb.
>>721761190I forgot how much that course sucked to to run the time trial on
>>721761464>blaze seen alot>miku most pickedWaifu gods won
>>721761572>god-like pace, at least a full length ahead of the staff ghost>go into the boat drop a little too fast>scrape the ceiling, lose 4 secondsyears later and I'm still mad.
>>721761624Miku is nothing like this, she's an anorexic skeleton and that's the appeal.
>nothing but Miku, Blaze, Sage and sometimes Silverholy shit THE CHADS woke up
>>721756372There isn't a Switch 2 version at all yet. They delayed it.>>721756652>The switch and PS audience aren't a better match for a casual kart racing gamedelusional retard
>>721761501sungazer lizard
>>721761114Chris likes more things than Sonic, retard. Have you forgotten that Sonichu would not exist if it weren’t for Pokémon?
Do I really have to wait until June 23rd 2026, to play my HERO Sonic (Forme de Classic)?
>>721755038nickelodeon slime
>>721761760>There isn't a Switch 2 version at all yet. They delayed it.physical version only in 2026 i believe
>>721761883Correct, early 2026
>>721761000anyone?
>>721747885I play Vector and I'm also a wagie. Vector bros, are we all wagies?
>>721761161He's definitely zesty but he's also really cool
>>721761830So much this, why do I need to rotate my stick and fuck up my driving to get it off me faster
>>721747010*cough* *cough* *breathe*Damn Crossworlds content got hands... *cough* *cough*But it's almost done, just need more Donpa coupons to buy the rest.Is there an AFK coupon farm tho? Gonna play online now finally.
Where to get quick recovery gadget?
>>721761826Nintenbros.................................................................................................................
>technical drift>friction drift>ultimate charge inferno>charge 3 boostplease release ultimate charge inferno NOW
>>721761992Fill out your EXP bar and you get it eventually.
Should I kill someone and take their money? It's the only way I can afford this game.
>>721762042Do Tech and Friction Drift stack? Hilarious if true.
>>721761070
>>721761964Being a poor wagie is the Chaotix way.
>>721761980No, you actually have to play the game or cheat them in.
>>721756217>Nintendo never discloses the number of players its games have at any given time, unlike Steam.>The only way to know how well a Nintendo game is performing in player retention is through online interaction on Twitch.>Tendies: "I will ignore Twitch and focus only on the side I know I won't lose because we have no data: Steam player numbers!!!".
>>721759257Ian Flynn is such a hack. It's a baby game about colorful animals, not lord of the rings
>>721762341It should be lord of the rings. Archie was kino.
>>721762112what causes this?
>>721760429Mora than Mario Kart.
Half of this thread is talking about Mario Kart.
>>721761356Tienbros....
>>721762517it gets like that when the school hours end
>>721762517>Half of this thread is making fun of Mario Kart.FIFY
>Tendies like to make fun of others.>But they can handle shitposts about their games.What causes this?
>>721762517tendies have literal brain damage
>>721762009>Has played Nintendo games his entire life>Enjoyed Mario & Sonic together even while they were directly competing in the 90s (picrel)>Immediately fell in love with Pokémon when it arrived in America, leading into the creation of his bastard child Sonichu>Animal Crossing was his first form of escapism as an adult, made entire home videos of him talking about his life while playing the gameChris is a hardened Tendie. Can you name a single Sega property other than Sonic that he truly cares about?
>>721747010The gameplay looks cool but knowing I'll eventually have to racist against crossover shit like Minecraft or the schizo yakuza is a huge turn off
>Swap to a drift/air trick focused build after using quick recovery for so long>Spend every race getting cucked hard by itemsIt's rough vros>>721761964Hang in there bro.. the shiftd never get easier..
>>721762559tien molests chiaotzu offscreen
>>721762517I get the feeling that most anons don't actually like Crossworlds that much, they just want something to "defeat" Mario Kart.Reminds me of when /v/ was really gassing up DNF Duel because this place wanted GG Strive to die.
What are all the rank up aura's? I've made it legend and i thought that would be the last one but no all the legend rank up have them as rewards too
>>721762730>Can you name a single Sega property other than Sonic that he truly cares about?Playing a bit of devil's avacado: That's true for a LOT of people too, anon...
>>721762798The difference is that people don't need to gaslight Mario Kart World as a dead game. It truly died.Many people I know went back to MK8D.
Do we know yet how strong each drift boost is yet?
>>721762730>Chris is a hardened Tendie. Can you name a single Sega property other than Sonic that he truly cares about?All "segafags" are like this. Also all of Sonichu's plots follow Sonic games.
Is there any rooms
Mario Kart
>>721762969Drift 1 is 15mph, Drift 2 - 3 is 25mph but drift 2 lasts 2.5s and drift 3 last for 4 iirc
>>721762798I liked Duel because I wanted to manhandle the puppet master girl.
>>721762112God I fucking despise Tendies
>>721762798People are trying to talk about the game and tribalfags come into the threads to derail with their shit.
>>721762341All that's missing is Sonic's unhinged desire to keep Eggman alive no matter the cost no matter how many millions of people die
>>721747884I really fucking hope they add Tikal or im gonna be mad
>PC can't ruin modern games>was able to get Street Fighter 6 on Switch 2 and it runs surprisingly well>want to get Sonic Crossworlds on Switch 2>its just the Switch 1 version and its 30 fps
Why can't Chao race? I just want to be an Angel Chao.
Was I just lagging because where the FUCK did the Metal and AI Blaze come from?
>>721763581Wait for Xmas when they launch switch upgrade,kek
>>721763680>>721763680>>721763680HURRY
>>721763558God I hope so. Tikal, Chaos, and Gamma PLEASE SEGA
>>721747010How come no one calls this game put for copying smash?
>Copying Smash as a Kart gameWhat, I say, what in the FUCK did xhe mean by this?
Doing the Race Park grind now? Beat every team 3 times then rematch one of them at level 10 for every achievement there right?
