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Who is your most wanted Sega character?
Also post lobbies and complain about how you aren't winning or how you're getting filtered by S-Rank Time Trials (skill issue).
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>>721776712
K. I'm here.
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Tfw you call Anon cute but he ignores you
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In other news: Happy Birthday to Speedstorm!
Don't forget to pick up your free shit.
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Can't believe we got the fucking maul as a crossworld. Last two races! Give it your all!
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>>721776712
Beat is all I need now that Mega Man is in
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>>721776872
Anon is just shy and afraid to acknowledge you
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>>721776712
Less so a character and more of a vehicle, i want the Rynex from Thunder Force as a kart to go alongside a Thunder Force track, it could be the scrapyard where you fight the Metal Squad or the inside of the Cerberus warship from 3. And an Orn Empire decal.
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Listen up. Top 100 here. Here's the quickest rundown of the "meta".

DEFAULT TIER, YOUR FIRST GADGET SET SHOULD BE THIS 100%. LITERALLY "THE META"
>Air Trick Expert
>Air Trick Bounty
>Drift Boost Kit (the kit innately has lvl1 charge speed, lv2 charge speed, +3 handling)

UNIRONICALLY GOOD SHIT IF YOURE TRYING TO COOK YOUR OWN BUILD
>Extended Slipstream
>Super Slow Starter
>Quick Recovery
>130 Ring limit (the rings after 100 don't matter for speed, but the buffer is amazing since the 100th ring is worth as much as the first 99 rings in speed for some reason)
>ring thief
>boost tuners

MEMESHIT
>lv4 ultimate boost (pretty much takes all 6 gadget slots building around it, the serotonin you got for actually tanking something meaningful once every 3 games isnt worth it)

Behicles and characters have no set pattern or tier, just avoid acceleration vehicles and power vehicles. Power characters are falling out of favor due to Miku existing now but Eggman is manageable due to having the same boost as her. Handling cars have an injected stat for drifting if you're wondering why so many high legends are using it.

Finally...

FAGGOT TIER, UNIRONICALLY THE BEST BUILD BUT YOU ARE NOT RACING ANYMORE YOU ARE SANDBAGGING FOR DRILL/LASER/MONSTER TRUCK AND WINNING THE ITEM SPAM WAR AT THE END
>Inventory Plus
>Inventory Swap
>Wisp Chance Up
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>>721776838
Alright what I'm going to do is host a lobby for just us two. No items. Just use your best gadget build and try to keep up. I want to see how you drive first and foremost because that's where I have a hunch the problem is.
I'm guessing you're going to be that AI Sage.
My player ID is 927-308-0382
Add it and I'll invite you.
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>>721776712
Leave others in the dust
Don't let them get in your way
Fight the monsters, Show your power
Massive steel, You wild thing
Fumes of burning hot blood of the car
Storming around me

Engine's hot, but I stay cool
Tighten you seat belt
Engine's plays a rockin' beat
Show me what you can do
Engine's hot, but I stay cool
Kick the gas to the floor
Engine's plays a rockin' beat
Show me what you can do

Victory! Is! YOUUURRRRS!!
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hi, i hope u anons are having a blast
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Dodon Pa? What a sight for sore eyes, long time no see buddy! What brings you here? Another race? What's the catch?
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HUUUUUUHHHHHHH?????

You're telling me even though it's supposed to be a FAIR RACE to see who's the BEST RACER... INSTEAD I will GRACE LAP 2 with UNHOLY DOMINANCE & HOLD FIRST MOST OF LAP 3... But ULTIMATELY, I will get my SHIT absolutely FOLDED like Maria's BRAIN against a BULLET, by literal CHILDREN and FAT AUTISTS whose total IQ COMBINED couldn't boil a potato??!?!!
The MOMENT I even SNIFF the lead, KING BOOM BOO and ANVIL-SAMA will ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, FORCE their way into my opponents inventory??!!? My SHITHOLE will be IRREPARABLY BELTED and PERMENTLY WARPED by a COSMIC PARADE of DEMENTED ITEMS??!!!??! EHHHHHH!?!?!? My RECTAL CHAKRA will be SHATTERED BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION and that gadget, QUICK RECOVERY, that took HALF of my VERY LIMITED PRECIOUS gadget slots will prove to be UNDENIABLY FUCKING USELESS, REALLY??!?!??!?!?
*sweats* Oh man... Even my FLEETING SANITY will be NOT BE SPARED and be ANNIHILATED from VICTORY being RIPPED FROM MY CLUTCHES, NON-STOP, EVERY SINGLE RACE????!?!? There's more?!?!? I'm going to WASTE COUNTLESS HOURS trying a PLETHORA of different VEHICLES, different GADGETS, and even betray my waifus by trying different CHARACTERS???!?! NO COMBINATION will be the KEY that frees me from being a permanent RESIDENT in this OPEN HELLCAGE i've TRAPPED MYSELF in???!? I will SCOUR the leaderboard like some sort of MONK seeking ENLIGHTENMENT. in hopes literally ANYBODY figured out an even TOLERABLE COMPRIMISE against this, but in reality NONE OF THEM have any idea what they're doing either and there is NO SALVATION??!?!?
It's really just me getting absolutely fucking KEKED from here on out...? Rocket glove ENEMAs.... Shurikens that SPLIT OPEN my VERY SOUL and TETHER to this world...?

Well... geez...
All I have to say to THAT is...

ON YOUR MARKS... GET SET... GOOO!!!! SCOOOOOBY DOOOOOOBY DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>721777080
>Default tier
I got told to use this build earlier and just got bullied into walls by Power vehicles that stole all my rings.
>>721777081
K.
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>>721777153
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>>721777153
I wish to sodomize the pink creature.
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I found a new hole to get stuck in :D
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>>721777080
>Behicles
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>>721777080
Ultimate boost can work with technical drift (and 2 more drift boost kits or whatever the fuck you want, maybe bounty + air trick adept?)

But you have to play like fucking crazy
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>Fell into the chao park pit even after breaking hard on the turn
Fuck me. Last race time /v/ros. Hope you're ready.
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I'm still waiting for white space > radical highway cross world
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remember to like the people with good outfits/you like/whatever before the lobby closes
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>>721777231
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WHY DO YOU LOSE SO MUCH SPEED FROM JUST SLIGHTLY TOUCHING THE WALL
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>>721777081
>>721777185
Sent.
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>>721777271
its the in-game name
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>>721777271
FUAAAARKKKKK AAAAAAA
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>>721777153
hello
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>>721777332
i have liked pretty much every sage/cream player ive ever seen
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The game's music sucks. Which is pretty surprising for a sonic game. What are you guys listening too while racing?

I'm going through fountains of wayne
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>>721777526
>Which is pretty surprising for a sonic game
it is?
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Doing Time Trial's now, doing Sonic speed since scrub and I want songs.
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Give thumbs up to all sage players
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>>721777345
Just being honest.
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>>721777580
Kind of. I have bought most of the previous albums. The only one's I haven't bought are colors, generation x shadow, and frontiers
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And that's all she wrote. Had a great time racing with everyone and hope everyone has a great night! Going to give thumbs up before I close the lobby.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90LwIZFhcK0

i heard Marine was mentioned in the game but saw nothing in the off-screen character rival talks.
Anyone know if she is mentioned anywhere else?
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so who is going to fess up and admit they murdered me with the ninja star at the end of the last race
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What I like about the /v/ lobby vs playing with randoms is that I'm getting btfo'd with items the entire race from beginning to end instead of just having 11 cucks holding their items and apparently letting me go first until the last 10 seconds where they all smirk at each other and all simultaneously unload over my face and mouth
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>>721777332
>>721777514
Walt how do you like?
I haven't been handing out any
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>>721777638
GG always fun to race with you
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>>721777602
I am joking, I would too.
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>>721777526
I don't mind most of the tracks, some of them are actually pretty good like Sand Road. But so many of them have
>hit lap 3
>LAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA *indecipherable lyrics*

That's where the actual garbage is, and it's a shame that the Jukebox is kind of shit because I'd love to specifically replace certain track songs.
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>Sonic Boom opening
>american
cool but give us the japanese/europe version aswell
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>>721777714
X or Y on controller, no iodea what it is on keyboard. You just open the player menu and once you see their stats, hit the button
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My hunch seems to be accurate. Let's do another so I can confirm
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>>721777675
I got stabbed, ran over, and then ran over again at the very end so I feel you.
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>>721777675
was it after you got out of drill at the end of the huge jump?
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>>721777775
Also use the wisp boosts since I can't disable them.
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If there's a second lobby tonight, post the code and I'll join again. Going to time attack/finish Race Park otherwise
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Cream the Rabbit
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>>721777883
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>blazefags in the lobby
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>>721777760
The euro one plays in Ocean View but it's mixed with Super Sonic Racing
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What were they thinking with the character roll-outs? It's awful. Why the hell is mega man coming out that late?
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>>721777918
there were so many lol
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>somehow in the top 3 for most picked characters
>has literally only appeared once before in a mainline game
How did she end up as such a huge success?
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>>721777883
Cream you wanna do whaaaaaaat?
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>>721777946
I think they were thinking "all the literal children want to play as Minecraft and Spongebob, let's throw in the turtles down the line and once everything is over we can give the boomers Pacman and Megaman"
>>721777994
You know exactly why
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>>721777994
She's a cute little girl. It's not that hard.
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How do you guys send in clips/recordings? The webm/4mb limit makes it tedious to port?
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>been playing since launch without a hitch
>all of a sudden game keeps freezing and running at 4 fps
>all I'm noticing is cpu spikes, gpu and cpu are 30-40% otherwise

any ideas what might be causing this? I've had the same programs open and playing the same way
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>>721777883
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>>721778025
Turtles and Avatar are way later than Megaman and Pac-Man.
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>>721777946
Maybe they though 6 characters/tracks could carry the game for an entire year. No way that's happening though without something crazy like events/battle pass to keep players grinding.
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>>721777994
SEGA saw what people did with Omlette and did the exact opposite. It worked because that shit was fucking cringe and reddit incarnate.
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>>721776712
He's in
I stole this from an anon

>>721778058
Just make the dimensions smaller
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>>721778152
Dear lord. That's a horrible time line.
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I made another lobby, it's the first time I'm making one so if I messed something up let me know but I disabled CPU and enabled all tracks for Crossworlds

Lobby ID 5135-1342
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Ok made a new lobby
Join now

1152-2647
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>>721776712
Are they in yet?
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>>721778152
What the fuck. I want to race as a turtle. Yeah I know it's the gay Zoomer Turtle but still.
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>>721777994
>rei and ashley fused together
>insane lore relevance forever due to being eggman's daughter
>japs (the sonic series is usually dead in nipland) came for miku and ended up loving her due to this being her first real introduction to her instead of frontiers
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>>721777883
Michelle Ruff still got it
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>>721778248
I'm gonna join yours don't close it I'll close mine
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>>721778258
>due to this being her first real introduction to her instead of frontiers
Probably for the best because her writing in Frontiers was atrocious. The story in Frontiers was absolute dog shit I general. Absolutely dry ass game.
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>>721778158
nta, but I don't know what that is. I haven't gone to sonic threads since hardlabs raped all online discussion. This the first time in years I'm on here because of the lobbies and builds.
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>>721778248
Stuck in matchmaking, I'll join in about five minutes
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>>721778152
Wow. The game will be pretty dead long before that.
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>>721777174
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>>721777994
She covers the non-furry pedophile side of the sonic community
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why is rouge making me hard in this game
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>>721778258
dont forget
>POTENTIAL MAN fans has inadvertently rocketed her alongside him with the "brooo shouldnt silver be fighting her in the future duude" posting, which she rides the slipstream of due to being paired with his POTENTIAL now
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>>721778458
Just this game?
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>>721778458
hot chick heaven
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>>721776712
SURGE
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>>721778242
closed, join the lobby below this one
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>>721778258
That's a lot of Sage.
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>>721778458
she's orgasming IN REAL TIME
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>>721778458
OH!
AH!
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>>721777174
>>721778413
PSYCHOPATHnik...
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>>721776712
Ristar or Headdy, I just want one of them
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>>721778058
use webm for lazys (formerly known as webm for retards)
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Jesus Christ man these are fucking difficult, I've spent more than 5 hours and I could only do these so far
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>>721778458
you get to hear what shadow hears every night when you do air tricks. non-stop, every time.
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>>721777883
Dont mind if I do
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>>721776826
Traitor...
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>>721778621
fucking tragic
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Gonna try this real quick.

https://youtu.be/agl9jaKrBVQ
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Ok angry Sage main, your driving is ok but can be worked on. Make sure you drift off of ramps and hold it while doing tricks, and take turns tight which is easy on a board.
Considering there's only boosts on, you shouldn't be falling behind at all. Mystic jungle was going well but then you kinda disappeared.
Gonna turn on items now and see how you handle that.
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>>721777080
FUCK you. I will WIN the item war.

Who needs to race when I have SUPERIOR WEAPONRY and the right item at the right time??

>b-b-b-b-b-b-but you're not racing!!

ENOUGH.
Race all you want, but have fun doing it behind me right at the end.
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>>721778387
>>721778158
>>721778258
>>721778465
the funny thing about sage, and I don't think many have noticed yet, is that her hair is shaped like an eggshell. hence the connection to her daddy.
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>>721778720
I'm running a perfect drift build (you told me to pick my best one) and doing these hurts my hands, but it's the only way I can even remotely keep up. I'm doing my fucking best.
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>>721778756
CHADvok...
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Got first by using Drill while in 1st place
Pure. Fucking. Skill.
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>>721778248
Race done, join now
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>>721778258
just makes it more bizar MK refuses to add Ashley and other wario ware characters
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>>721778570
I like this headcannon of sonic being a psychopath came from the bullshit in IDW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zlxcWgiY3I
holy shit Dragon Road final lap slaps so hard why didn't anybody tell me of it
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CUM!
DO IT!
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Sorry my bad. I forgot you gotta confirm lobby changes twice. I'll reinvite
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>>721777174
Based mental asylum poster.
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>>721778846
>official IDW artist draws this but its basically fanart
they need to free the SCHIZO plotlines
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>Bagger
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>>721778687
nothing is more tragic than being murdered by miku
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>>721779053
this shit happened to me but on Ocean View against a Sage...
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>>721779053
Mikus fat ass
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>>721776712
They really should put him in
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is the shortcut for the blue item on Ocean View worth it?
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>>721779053
She's just a silly little girl. How can you be mad at a silly little girl?
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>>721778812
Bag chads always win
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I'm probably just retarded, but sometimes I get really confused when I'm in first, I have 100 rings, the 2nd place player isn't snaking or using slipstream, they aren't using a vehicle that has more topspeed than me, and they're slowly but surely inching their way toward me. Am I just crazy?
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the best line in coral town has a nasty jump cut that i haven't practiced yet, i hope i don't need to master that shit a month from now to keep up
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Gotta respect the commitment he even has sonic x amy stickers
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Anyone got a chart of what stats each character adds to their vehicle
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i feel like /v/irgins actually really try to push you off
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>>721779210
I kneel.
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>>721777174
>My RECTAL CHAKRA will be SHATTERED BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION
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>>721779210
the relationship system reveals the biggest waifufags
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>>721776712
Non-Sonic Sega Character: Nei from Phantasy Star 2
Sonic Character: Sticks
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>>721779210
>troon
Thrown into the trash. The Shadamy poster here is more based.
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>>721779053
>pushed by a character with weaker Power
is the Power stat just useless or what?
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>>721776902
I wish everyone didn't use those ugly ass jumpsuits would play it for vanillope alone
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>>721779329
knuckles is both the strongest and weakest echidna
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Anybody else have a sexual attraction to Rouge the Bat or just me?
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https://www.allsonicgames.net/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-xl.php
while you weight
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>>721779320
What makes you think he's a troon?
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Race done, join lobby
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>>721776712
>Who is your most wanted Sega character?
Segata
Isekai Ojisan
Sketch Turner
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>>721779385
>1053x720
what is this
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>>721779425
How long are you waiting between races?
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>>721779452
A weapon to surpass Nigga Sonic...
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Last one angry Sage main, cos it's almost 4am for me. Then I'll let you know what I think
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Is Sage's voice actor hot? Both English and Japanese.
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What would you do if she got in?
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>>721779503
K.
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>>721779423
>>721779210
https://www.twitch.tv/calliemacn
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>>721777080
I use technical drift because its fun on x-gear.

Here's meta in 12player game: Hope no drill drills your ass and 50 slimes drop on your head.
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How long until the online dies, do you think?
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>>721779452

Please don't eat my ass, Sonic
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>>721778458
shes great at that
listen to her italian dub for rock hard
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>>721779514
Fap to her porn I guess
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>>721778626
Achievements only care for A rank on main courses on Sonic Speed so doing that for now. Will attempt Super Sonic S ranks on all stages later.
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>>721779514
Cum then give her a BONE
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>>721779514
She's already in my modded game though?
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>>721779546
two weeks
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>>721779531
They don't even have an interesting interaction.
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>>721779540
>well theres nothing indicating its a troon atleast, its ju-
>i hear his voice for one second
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>721778779
God you're so fucking cute
You're even being trained now like a shounen protagonist

I believe in you anon!
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>>721779210
>#1 on the leaderboard is a Tailsfag with the "rookie" title
>#2 on the leaderboard is an Amyfag decked out in all Amy shit
I think I will root for the guy that is just Sonic
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all the vector chads in the audience
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>>721779608
I'm gonna cream the rabbit and have Cheese watch,
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>>721779540
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>>721779608
I'll keep hosting /v/ lobbies until the threads dry up.
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>>721779546
a month being generous
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>>721779690
oh no!
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Miku status ?
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Woo! First lobby win of the night, finally. What a pain in the ass... everyone's too strong!
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>>721779049
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>>721779790
Fucking buggers
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>>721778258
Do niggas really buy an entire game because of Miku?
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>CUM!
>Yes!
>CUM!
>Yes!
>CUM!
>Yes!
stoooooooooopppp lol
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>ENTER
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>>721779864
Yes?
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>>721779864
Yes. She is the most played for a reason, Miku fans are fucking insane.
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who up crankin they werehog??
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>>721779887
Why is Obama there?
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What was that profile icon menu people were posting before?
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>>721779546
youll probably consistently get 4-6ppl rest is bots, which imo is fine considering online back in the day for racers was up to 4.
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>>721779864
this was during digital deluxe btw
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>>721779926
I wish that they bought the new Monkey Ball.
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>>721779932
That's not true. I've been a miku guy for years. The current "fans" don't even buy her music or anything. The most you get some buying a fortnite skin. The reason why she's played is because she's cute.
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>>721779864
My friend bought the digital deluxe just for miku
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drillbitch gaylord
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>>721779975
Obama is an essential plot point to the Sonic lore
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>>721779975
He has one of the chaos emeralds.
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OH MY GOD

Water sections just got SO much easier when I realized that this isn't Mario Kart and I can charge a drift without pressing the accelerator
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She's in.
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Lobby 11522647 , 3 slots open. Race ends in two minutes.
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>>721780142
that's kinda how I approach water now. I drift, get my flip in, then start boosting again without ever accelerating using only the boost speed.
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>>721777646
interesting to see Vanilla be the most mentioned non playable character.
Even freely getting mentioned by name
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beautiful courses in this game
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Alright good races and here's what I've grasped.
>driving
Decent but little things like connecting drifts into jumps/tricks and really hugging corners will make a big difference
>item usage
Pretty bad. Saw you completely waste items a few times when nobody was near you and no items had been thrown. On kraken bay you were in 1st and I was far behind in 2nd. Saw you take a turn and Chuck green gloves for no reason. Save them for a chance at protection.
>planning
Didn't really see any. You just kinda rushed ahead whenever possible and seem to just pray for things to work out. Sometimes it's good to rush ahead if you can guess it'll be safe but sometimes there's nothing wrong with hanging back for a minute, gaining rings and better items, then catching up and stealing the race.

The biggest thing for me, which you've shown in these threads is the defeatist attitude. You really do just have to accept the bs in a kart racer man. You won't hit top 3 every race, that's just how it is. The most consistent way to end races is just find a way to be invincible. Be it with an item or lv4 boost and just try to have some sort of plan for each lap. That's why you see me sometimes front run and sometimes sit in 10th.
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>>721780175
I'm in :)
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>>721780223
Vanilla booba.
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>>721778248
Ok ill wait a few min for more this time
Join now
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>>721780142
Tapping is also very good. Without any acceleration you lose speed fast I noticed, so I start tapping to get some if I seem to stall.
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peeing, back in 50 seconds
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>>721778194
>1-2 characters and festivals a month
It seems fine to me, only gap is that late spring/early summer period, but that's probably around the time ST will start talking about if the game was successful or active enough to make a 2nd year of content.
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>>721780175
yeee let's fucking goooooo
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>>721780480
We've had lobbies up for about five hours now, so it might be winding down soon. I'm up until the players fall asleep.
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>>721780276
I assumed you were sitting in 10th to bag, which made since since on the last race you just flew ahead of me and vanished in like 3 seconds on the last turn. How fun.
>Pretty bad. Saw you completely waste items a few times
>Saw you take a turn and Chuck green gloves for no reason. Save them for a chance at protection.
I literally was trying to protect myself, I saw a warning of one of the dumbass ninja star things coming behind me, though it never appeared.
>You just kinda rushed ahead whenever possible and seem to just pray for things to work out.
It's a racing game, why does everyone want me to just sit around in the back and do fucking nothing???
>there's nothing wrong with hanging back for a minute, gaining rings and better items
To be fair I'm always in the back, the only reason I wasn't during these races is because you had bots enabled, and even my shitter ass can smoke bots (aside from the last race where Omega hit me with a drill). I can't "steal the race" because in an actual match, I get to the last corner and oop here comes the 6 monster trucks and 3 drills ready to ram my ass to oblivion.
>The biggest thing for me, which you've shown in these threads is the defeatist attitude.
Can you fucking blame me? Nearly every race I've done since reaching B Rank has had me within the bottom few slots. Sure it's a kart racer but holy shit the items in this one are so overturned it's actually insane.
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get the fuck in the lobby niggers famalamadingdong
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>>721777750
I fucking LOVE the lap 3 chanting
cry about it
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Is cutting the grass lap 1 without a wisp still faster? Honestly I think it might be.
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Is the lobby full?
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>>721780685
no join it now
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>super sonic speed is grayed out in multiplayer
what the fuck are they waiting for? are they just waiting for people to get used to the game?
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>>721780685
No, still a couple slots open. Race just ended, so try now.
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>>721780685
Now but for some stupid reason you aren't allowed to join mid race, race is done now get in
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>>721780685
it's 8/12
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>>721780808
I think it probably doesn't work well online with lag.
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>>721780803
>>721780812
>>721780831
>>721780868
Seems like my game doesn't want me to join, I'll try restarting
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>>721780808
>sega are full on japanese levels of post-hiroshima retarded
WHAAAAAAAAAa?????
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>>721780642
I've been wondering how much you can get away with too. Maybe with an accel character.
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>>721780896
I'm playing from Australia and it's fine
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Race is starting now.
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What is the most honest, shortcut free stage? Metal Harbor?
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>>721780808
>are they just waiting for people to get used to the game?
Is that all that surprising for a game that forces you to do an entire GP before it even lets you online?
The devs clearly want people to become acclimatized to the game first before they unlock the gates for super sweat mode.
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>>721781086
I hope all the sweaty bagging faggots fuck off to Super Sonic speed honestly. I'm perfectly fine with sticking to Sonic Speed if it means I actually get to play a racing game instead of a strategy game.
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i got everything i wanted

what do i do now?
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>>721779540
need a betting webside for when a tranny kills itself.
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GET SLAMMED SAGE
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>>721781210
git gud in online matches
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>>721781210
What do you mean? Now you can finally play the game.
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>>721781210
I dont see you racing with us for one thing
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>>721781078
Metal harbor has one at the end it's just that nobody takes it.
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>>721780547
There's a back and forth to it all which you aren't grasping. There's no one way to play. Change it up depending on how the race is going.
A LOT is luck, but you can slightly influence stuff with what position you are in and knowing the race is filled with maniacs. You'll dodge a lot of drills if you hug the walls when one comes. Keep an item at all times for those gloves and slicers. Don't use boosts to try and rush back up after getting hit. Use that time to get your rings back, grab another item and use the boost on a shortcut. Things like that make everything more manageable.

That last race in the museum we didI got lucky but still a bit of planning helped. I'd pulled a laser and magnet while in 8th, went to cap my rings so had no problem boosting past the bots, then sat in 3rd to avoid the chance of ghost/weights hitting me. That worked out because the ghost hit you instead, I got to zoom past and I had a laser/magnet for protection which guaranteed my win.
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Am I crazy or do bonus characters just not show up in the AI player pool? I don't think I've seen Werehog, the Prime guys, or Miku show up in a game unless I am specifically playing as them.
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>>721781328
Reading all this really just makes me remember why I didn't buy a switch for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe since it's the same fucking shit there.
>Dude just keep in mind a hundred different things going on during the race so you know exactly what move to do at the precise right moment in order to MAYBE get above 6th.
Good lord just end my goddamn suffering.
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Item hoarder kit is really fun.
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>>721781427
They don't
But there is a mod for that already
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>>721781427
there's a mod for that offline
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my butt hurts :(
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>>721781563
From what?
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I used the ghost and it still hits me with the blue pillars that's fuck up
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holy shit a charmy, they do exist
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>>721781451
It's more like
>save strong item
>don't immediately use the wisp boost after getting hit
>sometimes you just get fucked
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GG friends gotta work tomorrow. Was fun playing with you.

>>721781615
If you smuggle a ghost into first place it'll instantly hit you. Kinda fucked up
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>like using power cars
>mfw kronos island or chao park
Yes, I do take my foot off the gas. Still feels like I'm trying to guide a water buffalo across a tightrope. The online collision lag that happens sometimes doesn't help either.
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>>721781670
>Save strong item
>Save wisp
>Both are deleted by dark chao
>Replacements are two rocket fists
Awesome.
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>>721781534
Outstandingly homosexual
Thanks for confirming though
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>>721781690
ggs
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I joined the lobby can i spam dolphin noises
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>>721781775
Might give you a triple boost and a laser as well.
Anyway just try and think about some of the stuff I mentioned. I'm off to bed since it's now 4:30 for me and I'm dying.
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>>721781965
Yes, you can also yell come really loud and certain people will enojy it.
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>>721781671
Charmy is so cute
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>>721781965
Yeah
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Is there a way to get rid of items or are you forced to take it up the ass if you're holding a ghost in first place
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>>721779210
>>721779540
You know most troons that self insert as Amy imagine themselves fucking Blaze. Wild to see one wanting to fuck Sonic
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>>721782000
This was an enlightening experience Stormbro. Really showed me that the only fun I was going to have with the game was during the ONT and that I should've just saved the $90 I dropped on the deluxe edition since I am never going to be capable of seriously competing with you, or any of the anons in this thread, or anyone in public games without absolutely destroying my hands for the sake of spamming perfect drift snaking bullshit.
Sage is cute but I'm not sure if she's worth the frustration and demoralization this game puts me through.
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>>721782052
Pay the three gadget slots to be able to swap items
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>make a few mistakes
>not front running
>rocket rocket rocket truck rocket saw drill drill drill rocket saw rocket slime rocket
Jesus Christ, no wonder newbies complain about this.
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Slime actually put me from first to last
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>>721782251
Items could honestly be nerfed across the board.
Items being more skillshots and less autowins was the best part of Racing Transformed
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>>721782129
You don't need to do snaking. I don't use it in 95% of my races. That's actually my last post. Goodnight.
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>>721782052
drop to second bro
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Do any of you have a Discord server or something? I really wanna find some people to chat and play games with when I'm off work.
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>>721782391
ANON NO YOU'LL SUMMON HIM
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>>721782129
NTA but I wanted to say that nobody in the lobbies tonight was doing snakes. We were just playing for fun with a lot of us using suboptimal things like spindrift and dark chao. I know it might not be what you want to hear but maybe you just need to play for fun instead of winning. Maybe give the festival a try next weekend where there will be a lot of casual players in teams so you can still win games. From one Sage main to another, I'm sorry you're not having any fun and I hope you feel better.
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>>721782345
>You don't need to do snaking.
Jesus fuck the amount of mixed messages I get from people.
>Bro you totally have to snake to win
>No bro you have to bag to win
>No dude its a race just drive super well
>No dude you have to run Quick Recovery despite it taking up half your build
Can I get a straight answer from someone?!
Goodnight though.
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The funniest thing to me about the items is blue item boxes exist and they have the most worthless shit, especially if you need to go out of your way for it.
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>>721782463
This is the Goomba Fallacy in action.
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FUCK YOU CHARMY
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>>721782461
See that's the thing I am trying to play for fun but I don't have fun getting 10th - 12th every game. It's the same issue I have with TF2 where I don't enjoy being locked in spawn by Soldierfags and sticky spammers and yet that's nearly every match I get. I like CrossWorlds, I really do, but I can only get fucked over on the last corner so many times before I just give up.
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>>721776712
>Who is your most wanted Sega character?
Arle Nadja.
Haven't even touched online yet, wanted to get used to the singleplayer and experience all the tracks.
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Slots opened up
Join lobby now
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Fun stuff, I'mma go buy some tacos now
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Zazz GOD.... I KNEEL.............
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>>721782514
I love going out of my way to get a blue box only to get 100 rings and not something usable.
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>>721782463
>Can I get a straight answer from someone?!
If you want to win the race, you should try to finish in 1st place.
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>>721782514
I once went out of my way to do a really wide turn on a blue box and got a shield in 5th, I will never go for them again.
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>>721782654
Lap 3 100 ring is only worth it if you got your ass beat hard on lap 2 and need the refill. A lot of tracks put it at the very very end, but a few have it before then. It's worth it to grab it in that situation.
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>>721782665
Thanks Espio now go back to being the most useless member of your team please.
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>>721782514
>Get special item box
>Get x3 green boxing gloves
Th-thanks
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>>721782705
He's talking about being given a 100 ring item in one of those blue boxes, its blue box exlusive alongside 3 green gloves and 3 red gloves, all garbage when you need to go out of your way imo.
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I really hope this game gets some really good post launch QOL.
$70 as is, is pretty annoying.
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God I'd love YoYo from Jet Set Radio Future. Just hearing "YO! YO! YEAH! WOOH! YEEHAW! YO!" when doing tricks would be immaculate.
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>have 3 item slots
>bring drill wisp and monster truck unused into 2nd lap
>its boost item frenzy
>REMOVES BOTH ITEMS TO GIVE ME THE INFINITE BOOST ONE
FUCK YOU DONNY AND THE SPASTIC THAT CODED IT LIKE THAT
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Wait, shit it's 1am for me already. Need to wrap up after the next race. ggs in advance. WIll play more tomorrow evening.
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>>721782981
lap 3 should delete all items of everyone and just give boosts, prove me wrong
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>>721782665
best advice itt
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>>721783042
Anyone who brings a Monster Truck Starter to Apotos should be instantly perma banned.
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i like reading sages meltdown
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>>721781210
this looks really cool anon
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Is the sexy lemur coming?
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boosties, am I supposed to be snaking or do I just go for 100 rings and take advantage of the higher than average speed
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>>721783167
oh this was literally talked about in this thread, didn't read lol
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>>721783165
She's cooming
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CHAAAARMY YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING BITCH
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Good night all, see you tomorrow
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CharmyGODS, I kneel.
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i choked so fucking bad haha
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>>721779638
By the way, your belief is misplaced.
Anyway if there's still a lobby open in a bit after I eat and smoke some weed to calm down, I'll join so I can can pad out the lobby and make sure you anons at least get 11th. You'll know if I'm in there. I'm a Sage with either a Blue/Black or Red/Black Blue Star.
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Eggmen were everywhere in the Open Network test, in the game's actual release they are extinct.
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>>721783495
Miku and Blaze didn't exist back then.
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Charmy CHAD
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>>721783495
egg pawn and sage are the new meme picks
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>>721783495
Eggman, Zazz and Storm were the ones I saw the least in the network test and still kinda are
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>>721783495
Kek yeah I've only seen like one. Granted I haven't played him myself yet either despite playing him for a bit in the test
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>>721783165
No. But you can buy a car themed after her at least.
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>>721783042
I dont mind drill if it's to catch up to 6th place or so IF you are really behind. But on the final lap the drill should be gone around half the track. Same as truck and the laser/warp Kizaru wisp
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It's hard to deny how fucking consistent Drift Kit + Trick Expert + Trick Bounty is. All the speed you need to boost chain, and a water faucet of extra rings to pad your stats early.
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Sega can still save the game by discounting it at 30% in the Autumn sale. At $49, it's going to move another 1 million copies.
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>>721783495
I haven't played him either. Metal Sonic was always gonna be my main, I like Eggman but Metal Sonic is Metal Sonic.
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>>721783495
I still play as him whenever. When bored i put collision, spin, slipstreams gadgets, or go full item fucker, because fuck you,i am Eggman thats what i am and i have the master plan
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>>721780896
Blame Denuvo.
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>>721784080
stop being poor
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Is the lobby posted earlier in the thread still up? I'm getting a time out error when I try joining
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>>721784272
Yes, try restarting your game, it worked for me.
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all they have to do is add 250cc, lower hitstun, and the game is perfect
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they should let you replace specific track laps with jukebox
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>>721784272
Currently your game purchase cannot be re-validated successfully, please wait 24 hours and try again.
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>>721784080
It's already sold plenty my dude
It doesn't need saving
Not every game needs to be Wukong
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>>721784238
I'm going to buy it eventually, There's no rush.
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She's in, and nice to see people finally starting to mod them over the AI skins.
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>>721784272
Join now, race ended
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Bros, is there risk of a ban if i CE my way through all the unlockables
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i love sage so much bros I'm not a pedophile
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>>721777174
>There's more?!?!? I'm going to WASTE COUNTLESS HOURS trying a PLETHORA of different VEHICLES, different GADGETS, and even betray my waifus by trying different CHARACTERS???!?! NO COMBINATION will be the KEY that frees me from being a permanent RESIDENT in this OPEN HELLCAGE i've TRAPPED MYSELF in???!? I will SCOUR the leaderboard like some sort of MONK seeking ENLIGHTENMENT. in hopes literally ANYBODY figured out an even TOLERABLE COMPRIMISE against this, but in reality NONE OF THEM have any idea what they're doing either and there is NO SALVATION??!?!?
Sonicrillin here just saved me doing that for myself, guess it's just "pick Wave or Rouge and let 'er rip" from now on
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Nice connection error.
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>>721784656
just start masturbating while looking at them to make them uncomfortable
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>>721784629
loyalchads will win in the end
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HOOOLY SHIT

BROS

HE'S FUCKIN IN

https://fixupx.com/segahardlight/status/1971515590428025147?s=46
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>>721784621
You'll be fine unless you start fucking around in multiplayer matches.
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Sage chads rule this game
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>>721784621
The tickets are an offline thing, so I don't see how you'd get banned.
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>Let us commence.
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I like playing as Cream :)
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>>721777760
pet, hold, love the bird
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>Frontrunning as Jet AI
>Come off the part in digital circuit where the paths merge
>Run directly into second place
>It's Jet
>Neither of us get a lead
>Keep drifting into each other for half of lap 3
>First and second place are indistinguishable
Would have been the most kino race ever if I didn't get fucked by a saw

>>721784447
Very nice. Unfortunate that I don't really want T*ils in my play data.
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>>721784985
He looks like an 80 year old black guy
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Opinions on King Boom Boo?
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>>721785036
he's rad
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>>721784621
Is there already a CE table for the game? Not gonna give myself infinite tickets, but I do want to fill out one friendship to see what you get from it since I can't find a list anywhere.
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Its a shame they have 4 hours of recorded rival interactions and none are heard online, would've been nice if in every online match they picked the guy nearest to your score to be your rival or something.
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>>721785032
baby birds tend to do that
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>>721784736
>>721784923
Let's say i use infinite tickets to max friendship with Blaze in order to equip the title but my profile obviously doesn't show that i've done thousands of races, then i decide to go online
Do i risk getting the ban hammer?
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>>721785036
The sunglasses are a nice touch
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>>721785036
Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself NOW.
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>>721784725
who is this character again?
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I let Cream win because she asks nicely
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>final lap
>all 3 of us in front pop our monster trucks
holy shit lol
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>>721785251
Why are you being mean to some random anon
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>>721785239
Anon, there are people blatantly cheating online and not being punished for it.
Sega doesn't give a fuck if you have a title.
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>>721785093
I like that you can sometimes get banter for hitting certain characters online but it's stupid rare. I've seen it like twice in hundreds of games.
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>>721785239
No, nobody cares. You might make some consolefag seethe I guess. It's not like it's some paid currency microtransaction shit, they aren't gonna care.
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>>721785406
King boom boo is the equivalent of a tripfag coming in the thread to bring the common anon down
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>>721785239
I will report every blaze I see online from now on
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>>721785416
>>721785464
Great i'll go unlock every vehicle part/decal/decoration/aura
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>>721785523
nta but Don't report me I'm farming my tickets the normal way :(
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>>721785036
I like that he leaves a trail so the guys behind you can get hit as well.
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>>721785036
Better than the wasps that never hit anyone
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>>721785239
I will report you when I see you online anon.
Enjoy the permatban you filthy title haver.
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>Last corner of Aqua Forest
>Get hit
Every fucking time.
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>>721785661
Wasps were a fucking joke, it's wild that the only good weapon was Ice and maybe Blowfish
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>>721785239
SEGA
THIS ANON IS CHEATING
BAN HIS ASS
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>>721777174
my thoughts exactly if i were a schizo, but it gets the point across
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Why is that Highway so Radical?
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Lobby 11522647
More spots open
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How to save multiplayer
>get rid of red gloves
>get rid of anvils
>make boo only do the dodgeable attacks and not the fuck you guy in first place attack
>make the drill and monster truck only drop for niggas in last place without wasting 3 gadget slots to get them
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>>721785523
i been having my "noblesse oblige" title since day -3 proud and loud from bottom to legend lobbies nonstop, sega does not give a single fuck, i love the flat cat and thats that
>but she would not approve not putting the effort
the right one doesnt have to try bro
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>expect this game to be huge because of all the memes about mario getting btfo and even normalfag youtubers making videos about it
>check the playercount
>it's actually giga dead a day after release
wow, that's pretty sad. but I guess good for me, it means they will put it on a big sale real fast since it sold so bad
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wifi cut out guess im done for now ggs eggman out
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>>721785759
>Radical Highway on the list

Every time it gets chosen. Every time
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>>721785792
IMO green should be dumbfire, red should be dumbfire but extremely fast, only saw should home in.
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How to save multiplayer
>Make Shurikens dodgable
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>>721785239
Yeah I will ban you, my uncle works at sega
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>even with only 6 people in the lobby i can't get top 3
do i just kill myself at this point?
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I'll probably be back soon I'm just taking a shit and eating dinner (it's the shit I'm taking)
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>>721785792
How to save multiplayer
>git gud
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Get in here anons its only 6 right now
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What is going on with these people, it's only been five days....
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So is the game good?
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>>721779546
every single game ever now is getting mostly abandoned within a few weeks, except for like one breakout jackpot winner every 5 years that siphons the rest of the life from dying games around it
I hope this is an actual mainstay but I doubt anything will be MK8 huge ever again
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>>721785880
Fuck. FUCK...!
*someone asks whats wrong*
KEEP DRIVING, USE THE DRILL USE THE MONSTER TRUCK USE THE LASER, FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS HIM.
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>>721785570
You're fucked anon. My dad works for SEGA and they're calling the cops on your ass.
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>>721785946
literally just on 24/7. 2nd place is a youtuber Amytroon
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>>721785947
the singleplayer is good, the online is unplayable item spam dogshit with pablo on 500 ping pushing you off the map as miku on a hoverboard while you're in a bulldozer as big the cat
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>>721785930
No, just enter the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and don't get out until you S Rank + Top 300 every track in the game
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>>721785946
i have gotten first against every player on this list except the 1st one. super is the best player there, and i have no idea how i've never encountered 1st place once
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>>721785995
I will die of old age before that happens. Most of my A Rank times were snagged by tenths of a second.
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>>721785946
Account sharing?
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>>721785946
>Zazz top 6
N-NANI??!?
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>anons itt already getting filtered and crying about how they can't win online
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>The only thing I have going for me
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>>721786040
it's all so tiresome
the items are there for them specifically but they still can't catch up with them. what do they think will happen once they're nerfed?
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>>721785946
They dont sleep and get super autistic to keep muh top 3
I hope they reset the points every few months
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>>721785930
Just BEE yourself.
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>watching fucking Tails of all characters being able to decide all the tracks in my lap 1s because I can't catch up in time from 12th place start

>>721781210
>>721781279
this
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>everyone shits on egg pawn
>seethes and shits their diapers when egg pawn BTFOs them
well welll welll sonic guess you should have showed me a little more respect huh faggot?
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anyone still hosting?
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>>721786040
You can't git gud at Crossworlds because it's a 0% skill game where winning and losing is randomly decided by items.
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>in 1st but get hit down to 2nd
>ghost shows up and punches me instead of 1st
I guess it just targets whoever's first when it's used, and won't change players like blue shells do.
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>get weight pounded on the purple road section of Kronos on lap 3 and sent off the road
>1st to 10th instantly
fuck this track
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>>721786172
>You can't git gud at Crossworlds because it's a 0% skill game where winning and losing is randomly decided by items.
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>In dead last
>Get 7 wisps total
>Still can't catch up to 5th
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I've not met a player online that is better than me. I'm winning over half my races, I just got to 1600 and it is just as easy to beat the rank 8 guy as it is anyone else -- they are all just grinders, the ranks are not a true measurement of skill
I play Power car Eggman btw
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>>721786158
Yes GET IN HERE NOW
11522647
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>>721786096
>pic
I don't get it.
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>"Anon... I... I know you advised me not to but... I ran a couple million simulations...on if we were to continue working together like this..."
>"They all have the same outcome. My predictions have indeed been proven wrong before but... Are you..."
>"..."
>"Are you plotting to ____ me?"
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anyone know who drew this? i like it a lot
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>>721781696
>>like using power cars
my condolences
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>>721786280
name?
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You may have mechanical "skill" but it takes true brainpower and planning to sit in last place collecting three drills and instantly winning the game.
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Just use a Wisp at the very last off road shortcut. Like the one on Kronos Island. Works 90% of the time and the other 10% gets you 2nd
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>There are Beyblade X decals
Holy based
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>>721779546
>>721779608
>>721779747
This is the main reason I'm considering getting it now, just the Standard edition, since I feel like the online experience will really carry it given how much you can customize the vehicles. If I can get it for $60 via a keyseller site, is that worth it? Otherwise I'll wait for a sale and either get the Pac-Man World 2 remake or play some old arcade games for the next couple weeks.
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>>721786172
>You can't git gud at Crossworlds
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What the fuck is up with the communication errors? It’s like 1 out of 3 games ends die to host error
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>Throw shuriken at someone
>They had no counterplay or alternative method to not have their item stolen, to not get slowed down, and to not have the item automatically locked onto them
All skill.
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So what is the exact reason warp rings are disabled online?
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>>721786040
The only skill based kart racer is CTR
Lucky itemslop like this game isn't worth playing seriously
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>>721786521
Fucked up netcode
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>>721782251
half the time i feel like i dont get hit because someone wanted to hit me but because they just wanted to throw the item for a better one during the first part of lap 1
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I think items do take the biggest part in terms of winning, probably like 70% but sitting back and just getting good items isn't a viable strategy.
I tried it and still lost despite having that connecting Wisp, Drill and Monster Truck.
Probably being in the middle positions at the start of Lap 3 is the best place to be to win.
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Race done, join
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What kart combination for werehog? His main power kart is good no?
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>>721786550
This. The only thing that makes it more """complex""" than Mario Kart is in creating builds and stats outside of a match.
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>>721786498
You can block it with any 1st place item if you are far away enough to react. If you can't get that far ahead, you're probably bad
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builds and stats dont even matter unless it gets you more items
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Can someone tell me what the best gadgets for time trials are?
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>>721786607
2nd and 3rd place have extremely good odds of winning unless 1st broke away. You're pretty much guaranteed a wisp and a shield (the good shield) for a final corner off road cut.
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>>721786691
copy the gadgets of the character of your choice in the world ranking
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why am i not allowed to use arrow keys on pc?
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>>721776712
My GOAT. The man. The myth. The legend.
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>>721786729
indie game devs
please download mods to fix the game for them
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>>721786724
I forgot to check that.
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>>721786691
It changes per track, check Top 5 of each track (make sure it's not a cheated time) and copy the average
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>Vector magnetizes to me and pushes me into the wall
>Both of us go flying off the course
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>>721786768
also give them a watch, dont necessarily watch the lowest ones but the most normal ones above S rank and watch what paths they take
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Anyone else main eggman to spit on the rodents?
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People complaining about not being able to win but seriously guys it’s only 12 players. I only came first online 3 times in Mario Kart World and got 8500 VR. Also fuck the GP mode making the 4th race give bonus points fuck that.
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>Dead last on Market Street
>It's my most practiced and favorite track by a massive margin
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I'm glad Sonic fans got something they like, but as just a racing fan I feel like I need picrel
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>>721786831
maybe when the deem mod comes out
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Mikus ass is flat...
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>>721785946
those top 3 are literally no-life rejects, one of them is a troon on top of that
>>721786831
I would if waifus didn't exist and power actually mattered at all
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>>721786863
to be fair the roof parts at the end are a huge mess with everyone going pinball
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>>721786831
I will switch back to Eggman once I get my Blaze EG snaking autism out of my system. My line is all over the place and I eat tons of shit on lap 1 because of it, when I wouldn't if I was still in my Range Rover
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What's even the point of level 4 charge
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>>721785523
Jokes on you, I main Sage on the side. Bring it on bitch.
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>>721786978
Boat mode makes you invincible.
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>>721786978
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>>721786978
gives you invincibility
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>>721786831
I'll main Patrick once he comes out. Not a rodent.
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How do i get to the ring shortcut in Market street?
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>>721786978
You get a little more duration and you get the effect (runoff, defense, or inferno). You don't actually go faster than you would with Level 3 chaining.
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>>721786978
Invincibility gadget for lv4
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>>721787018
And I'll be maining the Bob
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>>721786918
I wasn't near anyone on the roof parts, I was extremely far behind because I can't keep up with you guys.
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>>721786831
my top 3 is sage, miku and eggman so yeh fuck those rats dude
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>>721787005
Thankfully he forgot his shades so he’s harmless
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What are the items based on in this game? I know I haven't played a lot of sonic, but I don't recognize any of this shit aside from the Wisps.
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>>721786550
>>721786636
>muh skill kart racer
>CTR online turns into time trial mode except with players in completely different area codes because items are pretty much useless and slight differences in skill or execution can result in massively varied finishing times due to the game's mechanics

I know /v/ likes to be the hardcore gamers that only play hardcore games, but 100% skill kart racing is one of those things that's only fun for a handful of autists.
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>>721787032
Choose a handling character. When on that ramp on the beginning, drift but release the accelerator, just drift button
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>>721787096
Some of these are OCs just like the previous games.
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>>721786978
compound question, if the normal ultimate charge gadget gives you invincibility, why would I ever use the handling machine kit?
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alright which one of you fucks is the one with steering assist? I know you have it on
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>>721787125
It's crazy how fucking broken Sacred Fire is in that game. I was good at it but never so good I could get it every race no problem
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>>721787161
Huh? There's no relation. Handling has an easier time boosting and is meta in Super Sonic Speed mode
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I just won my first online race and it was against a red Sage.
I got the shakes now. How can i tell Sega to add the facebook likes option after the race ended? I want to reward people that deserve it not randos in the lobby.
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>>721787125
I agree 100% skilled kart racing doesn't exist, but if you want it, CTR is still miles better.
But I don't think Crossworlds works very well as a casual racer either. So I just don't see the point. At least from a marketing perspective.
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>>721787246
how did you win with rouge without cumming buckets
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>5v2 round
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>>721787230
it's worded in a way that says the handling machine kit also gives invincibility
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>>721787312
Oops :^)
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>>721787312
>tfw the only way I can win is on a team being carried
>I sucked so much that had the red bots not been shit, we could've lost
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>>721787136
Hmm, weird choice considering there's so much they can pull from.
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>>721787125
CTR was in desperate need of some kind of Ranked online mode, because I remember a bunch of races where I won by so much that the entire lobby either DNF'd or just quit the match/game.
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should i use a speed or boost car with miku?
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>>721787317
Oh I see, my mistake
In that case you're only doing it for the stat boost it gives on top. I'm not sure if that one specifically is worth the slots. Let me check the excel sheet
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This game is less random than Mario Kart because there isn't an instant shock item, the slime is dodgeable with so many items so you never need to take any risks, just hold forever. If you're losing a lot, just hold more defensive items items.
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>>721787385
Boost Miku is insanely good, I've never seen her used off a board desu. That said, it's not like she would be outright bad in a car.
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>>721776902
sneedstorm
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>>721785864
>>721786452
It'll be $49 in next week's sale.
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>>721787460
No it won't lol, at best it'll be 10% off
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latefags will never live down the 25% off
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easy heheh (I got in last)
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>the miku festival is like 3 days only
>on a weekend I'm busy
graaahhhhhh I love modern gaming!
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>>721787526
Don't worry I got 10th so I'm right there with you.
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Well done red team, well done
HOWEVER
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>>721786831
All day every day
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>>721787553
It's over for me, ggs everyone I'll call it here.
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>>721779553
Not gonna lie at least they buffed her tits a bit in CrossWorlds but they still need to buff them a bit more with patches. Sega should take one of the mods so far and add it in a patch.
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It's crossplay, but any word about crossregion matchmaking? If I had to guess I'd say no.
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>>721777080
I just pick my favorite character and put him in what looks the coolest to me.
How's that for a meta?
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Get fuuucked these bots are fast
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>Bro just play for fun
>Meanwhile me getting shitstomped every match
Woo I'm having so much fun.
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>>721787286
I was too busy clenching my ass cheeks near the end.
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>>721787740
>12th place meta
You do you anon.
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>>721776712
>Character gets invited meme

This game is really becoming racing Smash Bros huh?

Anyway, I’m gunning for Ristar, Vectorman, Vyse or a Burning Rangers rep.
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>tfw see a sagefag on the steam forums getting filtered because they can't keep up
it's grim out there
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matches will get better when half are bots and half players when the casuals leave and there isn't enough legend players to fit all making it less hectic
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>>721787908
I can see you shaking like a leaf
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>>721787908
Practically mandatory.
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Come on its the weekend and people dropping?
Lobby open NOW
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Just me or is the desync in matchmaking really fucking terrible now? Also the water tunnel in Eggman Expo is fucking bugged I swear, half the time it's literally impossible to turn no matter what you do.
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>>721787997
Wish I could fit Quick Recovery, Drift Kit and Trick Bounty Expert all in the same setup.
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>>721788004
Yeah come on get in here and beat me even harder than I'm already losing.
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Online dead in a month
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>>721788016
Just let go of the gas and you won't go careening into the wall.
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>>721788004
we've been playing for seven hours straight now..... im exhausted......
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>>721787816
I won tons of games all week but today I think I got around 5 top 3's. Mostly because people finally learned to save items for the end so it ends up being a clusterfuck a lot of the times.
I don't think I'll have much of an issue getting good but I see the try hard autism levels getting out of hand by the end of the weekend and most casuals are going to drop it.
But that's most PvP games these days.
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>>721787908
I typically use this. Counter Drift is only unlocked after like 30 games or something so it takes a while
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>>721788004
It's Friday night
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>>721788090
As usual, tryhards fucking ruin everything. It's a casual kart racer and people are treating it like it's some extremely hyper important e-sports tournament, completely sucking the fun out of it.
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>>721788004
It's late. Even mario kart /v/eekend threads are long dead by this time of night
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>>721788073
Absolutely. It was smart of them to only have one public online mode option.
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Holy shit the top rank twitch tranny is actually so bad at the game for how many points he has
If I see anyone with tranny colours in game I will target you
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>>721788156
The MK thread outright died hours ago. But don't tell the Eric schizo that when he wakes up eight hours from now.
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>>721788078
I am and still it just goes straight into the wall half the time, even if I h old the break too.
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>>721788220
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>>721788215
Wait. there are brakes?!
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>>721788306
You know too much.
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Error code 1-4-0 for like the 12th time wtf is happening?
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>>721788187
rank is more about time played than actual skill, it seems
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>>721788393
perhaps?
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>>721788306
Yea but for Sonic Speed there's only like 3 use case scenarios outside of having a speed boost during certain tight corners. But for the Eggman Expo tunnel I swear it isn't enough and it seems completely arbitrary when shit refuses to turn in it or not. I wonder if it's some retarded EG collision thing, especially with the awful desync online at times.
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>>721788004
It feels like the open network test had more players.
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>>721788703
That's the power of FREE.
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>>721787125
This game being dropped on its fucking head was a secret mercy killing for the online that was going to become dead as shit anyway
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>>721777994
Frontiers was a strong introduction for a character Eggman can bounce off of that's actually allied to him in a way that's more than comedy relief. Crossworlds helps too by showing that just because she humored the idea of Sonic and Eggman teaming up doesn't mean she's not for Eggman's global domination schemes and very much takes after her father in regards to shittalk
Sage is endearing and Eggman is already a fan favorite



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