>This made boomers audibly moan and soaked their pants in cum and gave them ED for 9 months
Gonna need a source there, buddy boy.
>>721787806Still does UUUUUUAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
>>721787806my mom worked for sony and she always gave me betas, merch and other promotional stuff. one of that was a semi-lifesized figure of lara croft. I used to stand on my toes to hump lara's ass crack probably a dozen times before I got angry that it is not soft like the real thing
Why don't they start making new Tomb Raider games with classic gameplay and level design like how some other studios have been doing
>>721787806Fun times.
>>721787806>Lara on her knees>bedroom eyes>can make out a hint of her nipples poking through her shirt
>>721788540Anyone?
>>721787806Yes, and?You have trannies in your videogames now.
this used to be such a fun hobby
>>721787806Zoomers can’t appreciate softcore. Sad!
>>721788540>>721790010It's a (fake) ad for Tomb Raider made in 2025 according to the text in the lower left. No idea who made it.>benis in bagina
>>721790134... then the women came.
>>721787806Are there any r34 artists that make retro art like this?
>>721790239actually christian fundamentalists came, who called it demonic, dehumanizing and sexist.
>>721790236Based.
>>721790174This is a huge problem no one talks about. Modern erotica is tactless CUM FUCK SLUT SEX pig slop for tiktok wiggers with utterly melted attention spans who cannot use imagination to save their lives.
did any of you manage to beat the ps1 versions as a kid? no saving makes these games even more brutal.
>>721790427which didn't really affect anything.until the women came.
>>721787806>gooner brained zoomberno, you little shit, it made boomers break their controllers cause the game was hard
>>721792501Just the first one. I did it during like the last week of summer break and I remember the sun coming up through the window of the den of my grandmothers house when it was finally over. My cousins were passed out. My brothers were passed out. I was the only one awake with the sweaty ass controller in my hands in this blue-tinted room grinning like a fiend.
>>721787806and this is the equivalent to you, isnt it. Zoomer tranny..
>>721787806STEP ON ME LARAhttps://youtu.be/Fkh6x0xNQpw?t=10
>>721787806Why did nerds send marriage proposals to her in the 90's?
>>721792501yes but i did it while looking up a walkthrough on gamefaqs
>>721789762Because Crystal Dynamics by their own admission hate the franchise and hold a grudge against the fact that its their most profitable IP despite them not being the original creators of itThe Saber Interactive team of TR fans who made the remasters has also been disbanded so no chance of them making anything eitherTomb Raider is basically over forever now. Remasters were the last hurrah.
>>721790134>even the feet is covered by Panzer Dragoon 2 screenshot.They knew...
>>721787806>This makes zoomers audibly moan and soak their pants in blood and cum from their axe wound
>>721793579ok
I jerk off to gay furry porn
>>721787806Yes
>>721793976we know, Tomb Raider: The Legends of Lara Croft (an American animated action adventure television series based on the Tomb Raider video game series by Crystal Dynamics, starring Hayley Atwell as the voice of Lara Croft)'s biggest fan.
>>721787806>This made boomers audibly moan and soaked their pants in cumstill does.
>>721793673>Remaster the first 3 games>Release a cartoon featuring NuLara>Rerelease the Top Cow comics>Remaster the next 3 games>Clearly gearing up to make a traditional Tomb Raider adventure with big tits and dual pistols alongside a remaster of LAU and to release the next volume of the Top Cow comics>Instead decide to do nothingCrystal Dynamics has to be the most ungodly retardiest game studio of all time.
>>721794085they are making a new tomb raider and it will appear at first to be a return of classic Lara. But make no mistake it will be full of the same uncharacteristic subversive nonsense that was in their survivor trilogy. Their whole approach with the next tomb raider game is to "unify the timelines" which effectively means declaring that their reboot Lara is the same Lara as the classic one (even though it makes no sense). The purpose of this is to blur the lines of the public conscious of the character so that people will forget about the real Lara and recognize their new soulless Americanized version as a legitimate "Lara Croft". Those leaks about the next TR being set in India, and Lara regretting her tomb raiding past and passing the torch onto diverse OCs was real, but it was an intentional leak to gauge public response to the idea before they went all in on development. Reactions were negative so they had to go back to the drawing board, not to remove the bullshit but to make it more subtle and subversive, more plausibly deniable. That's why the next TR game is taking so long - it was internally delayed after the negative reaction to the leaks. Was probably supposed to be a 2026 game but now more like 2028.
>>721787806I miss the times when this seemed hot and you didn't need explicit quadruple penetration feat a gangbang with gorillas and donkeys to get off.
>>721794298I think you're misconstruing it with the tabletop game that came out featuring a nigger with robo legs.>Can't upload webpThis website is so dogshit
>>721790134*SJW demon voice*"WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVED AND WHEN YOU ARE BROKEN AND BATTERED FROM SUFFERING YOUR SOUL WILL BELONG TO US"
>>721794534That tabletop game got cancelled. What I'm talking about is rumors about the next main TR game that were being spread around the internet 2-3 years ago. The basic idea is that it was going to be set mostly in India with Lara and her diversity quota team fighting against a "society of raiders" desecrating local tombs. Apparently the story would include multiple playable characters and end with Lara semi retiring.
>>721794754Whoever came up with that story needs to be shot in the back of the head. Tomb Raider without Lara Croft is about as exciting as Halo without Master Chief, and we all know how that ended up.
>>721795421Master Chief wank is part of what ruined Halo, you dumb motherfucker.Anything you say from here on out is worthless.
>>721795590You.
why do women in games from the 90s look like trannies?
>>721787806
>>721787806For me, it's when Lara says Ah huh
>>721793000They're the entire reason that we even have a rating system because of a game where you peep at hot chicks to save them from terrorists and an over the top fighting game referencing kung fu films . Stop pretending puritain fuckfaces dindu nuffin. They may not have ruined the hobby, but they laid the groundwork for its eventual destruction.
>>721789863skill issue, could 've wall jumped the whole time while slowly sliding down
For me it's ProvocativePixels
>>721795852Anorexic with fake tits
I STILL fap to 90's cgi lara. Absolute bombshell and no other woman can compare.
>>721796943purity is good and real and God is real and he loves you anon :3
>>721787806Lara has this effect on heterosexual men, that's why she's not that popular with zoomers
There is a reason why people have spent decades drawing porn of characters like jessica rabbit and lara and more..."progressive" characters get basically nothing.
>>721787806It doesn't do that to you? Does your dick even work man?
>>721788540Hey, I (pressed the button that) made that, it's just slop. I initially posted it just as is to see how many people can tell it's slop but apart from that there is no intention to deceive.I made a few others but most of them are too crude to be worth posting. I also made some imaginary early 2000's TR cartoon ones. This is all that has any worth (some of this is NSFW).https://litter.catbox.moe/cju4ufep39plqhtq.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2j98ws0c9nc8pycz.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/f123dop7n5fr0znl.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/aggzjmxdhooxrnx1.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2bwjmgztrc6gpodp.png
>>721799831cope lil bro
>>721787806It was cringe gooner shit even back then, we just didn't have the words for it
>>721801381You haven't played a single old TR game, have you?
>>721790134Meh, it still is to a degree. It's just become mainstream and the good stuff is again underground.
>>721787806>muh boomersObsessed.
>>721796943>they didn't do anything, but-Noted.
>>721787806yes and?
Lara Croft is such an absurdly sexy name
>>721801381no it was considered completely normalshe was so popular she even appeared in a bunch of ads for completely unrelated products
>>721799831Please post more. I don’t care about the quality. Or post the Lora or how can we make more?
>>7218015171 to 3 back in the days then nothing elseI'm talking about the marketing being cringe, the games were great
>>721790134Have you been living under a rock? Look at the /v/ catalog and tell me with a straight face that sex appeal doesn't sell shit games anymore
>>721787806you're acting like this isn't coomer shit made this year.
4-6 playable yet or wait for more patches?
if you grab the remasters, be sure to check out the gold modthe added skyboxes in 2 alone are mostly wonderful
so do we hate the aspyr remasters now?
>>721799236>God is realNo he isnt
>>721799562Julius Zimmerman
>>721807539What if he turns out to be real?
>>721787806>>This made boomers audibly moan and soaked their pants in cum and gave them ED for 9 monthsif by ED you mean Enhanced Dick, then yeah
>>721787806I found a bitch who is so bogged, she looks like a low poly Croft.
>>721787806your point being?
>>721794718embarrassing post.
>>721787806She’s so fucking hot! Jesus Christ on Earth please can we have more games like these?
>>721807716RIP
>>721806378It's perfect now, I played through all three games this month and no issues except two or three minor characters left without remastered models in AoD.
>>721799831Slop is becoming too realistic.
hmmm. lara
>>721812784
>>721799831do you upload your shit anywhere?
>goes on a quest to clear her name after being accused of murdering her mentor>murders 50+ gang members, policemen, security guards, archaeological dig staff as part of said questDid the pyramids make her stupid?
>>721813210I wasn't asking for your consent.
>>721811314>two or three minor characters left without remastered models in AoDWhat the fuck? So they literally released it unfinished?
>>721813743It was even worse at launch lol. Over half of the NPCs in the game didn't get remastered character models. The remastered textures barely looked any different to the original textures. Gunderson from The Cabal (who features prominently in like 3 or 4 cutscenes) stuck out like a sore thumb with his PS2 model among the rest of The Cabal.It's a lot better now but yes still sadly unfinished with a few minor characters left unremastered. They must have redone a lot of the texture work because the difference between graphics modes is a lot bigger than I remembered from launch. Most character models have been remastered now. The one that bums me out the most is Arnaud, the dying guy in Bouchard's hideout
>>721787806Sonyfags were brainrotten
>>721789762Lord Pado is no longer there to enlighten Crystal Dynamics
>>721814223Fucking aspyr man. They are unbelievably dogshit developers. Especially how they said that making the original graphics version run 60fps being impossible only for a modder prove them wrong with a simple code tweak. There are still AI upscaling failures in some textures too.
>>721796943So what the ESRB isnt a bad thing, it was the SJWs and feminist frequency that censored and ruin vidya
>>721814615I only recall dev bootlickers justifying the classic mode 30fps cap, not the devs themselves. 4-6 has an option in the game menu itself to uncap classic mode graphics. Sadly they never updated 1-3 with that feature
>>721794001Is that a nutsack
>>721789762Who cares, there are thousands of custom levels made for tomb raider 1 through 5, just go to trcustoms.org
>>721787806It was genuinely good gameplay. There were many places where it's Lara completely alone with no battle action to solve the puzzles and figure out the maze of where to go/what to do next. Lara came equuipped with all skills she needed to get through the game at the very start. Her back is to you 90% of the time and the game forces your eyes to constantly scan the environment around Lara.In short, trannies and fuglies who think that the games were successful because of tits are lying liars who never actually played the CORE games, and are just making up reason why they want to hate them.
>>721814937>trcustoms.orgor TRLE.netor youtube search "TRLE Tomb Raider."
>>721815219just say you hate women.
>>72179013429 years ago maybeIt started getting really shit around gen 7 especially towards the end Gen 8910 been a backwards step every time
>>721793807I imagine she's making those raptor noises like that one guy in Harold & Kumar
Games are not made by the same 3 nerds in an office room that they have forgotten to pay the bills for 3 months already Get over it
>I'm feeling wetter now!>I'm getting tighter now!>You're thrusting harder now!>My cervix is coated now!
>>721787806>>721790134Boomers got a small testo boost looking at these. Zoomers go into a two hour gooning binge when they see anything suggestive.
>>721815387>"TOMB RAIDER SUCKS BECAUSE GAMES NEED TO BE ABOUT ME ME ME! BECAUSE THAT'S IMORTANT!"This selfishness is why we can't have good games any more.
>>721787806We get it, OP: you're an underage homosexual
>>721813210It will never cease to be funny that her low poly model looks like Tia Carrera at her peak and we got a literal Tomb Raider the TV series with her later with the name Relic Hunter, which was good and underrated.>>721815045Nowadays Douk likes men, courtesy of the devs, voice actors and so on.
>>721818297Blame the educational system for that, mainly colleges.
>>721818639>NowadaysSince fucking when? I haven't heard anything about dook since Forever came out.
>>721819165dont you ever search anything about what JSJ does and world tour shit
>>721818601Or possibly a ugly aberration of nature
>>721787806You had to be there Lara croft and tomb raider MEANS 1990s.
>>721821195late 90s were the best time period and it's not nostalgia
>>721819375Either my google-fu is weak, or you're exaggerating wildly. I'm not finding anything, besides jsj being a woke faggot which doesn't actually gives him the power to decide that dook is now a faggot.
>>721793673Lmao the hags at CDs were the loser femcels seething at stacies like Lara
>>721789762Zoomers could not handle tank controls
>>721822312There is genuinely a good chance that 1999 was the greatest year in history.
>>721790427>actually christian fundamentalists came
>>721821195>Greek magazines coversAre you a Greekfag by any chance?
>>721824000No, I am videogames magazines enthusiatist, but I love basket teams from greece, also football teams from greece. Also saint seiya.
why did feminists complain about lara's tits but not tifa's?
>>721824965They saw FFVII is a turn-based JRPG and didn't play it.
>>721823624>Black-haired elf hottie that is associated with the color greenImmaculate taste.
>>721824965Despite what you hear in the 4chan echo chamber, nobody gives a fuck about Final Fantasy aside from weeaboos and neckbeards.
>>721818639Some random jew faggot on youtube isn't the owner of the Duke Nukem IP
>>721790427They were not in the industry you lying leftist, it's not until women nagged their way into the industry that they systematically started ruining everything fun.
>>721825870>nobody gives a fuck about the PlayStation's most popular and promoted gameUh-huh.
>>721815387I will point out that this image claims both that video games are now less top-down designed yet also points out that the original tomb raider team was 6 peopleat least its consistent by criticizing the mass murder that goes on in games
>>721825745Kameo and her sister are massively underrated waifus
>>721826584Fucking zoomer retard. And it persists to this day, with Collective Shout. Play catch like Kirk did.
Is there a bigger Stacy in vidya?
>>721793673The Legend,Anniversary,Underworld Trilogy were the best Tomb Raider games though.
>>721827253>KalusAbsolute hottie, but sadly a canonical anorexic if we are to believe the interviews Rare did for the two girls. Man, she did not deserve the life she had with that cunt of a mother, Theena: she was destined to become the keeper of the Element of Power and Queen of the Elves and wasted her childhood away studying and maintaining a good figure while Kameo was out engorging her fatass self with Lenya's cookies and cakes, playing hooky with her friends, and listening to Troll music and yet the bum is the one who gets to be the Queen because Kalus looks like Theena's dead husband (which is kinda gay, honestly). Consequently, when Kalus goes apeshit and unleashes Thorn from his prison, I feel no sympathy for Theena when she's the one getting fried by her biological daughter's magic lightning. Like, honestly, I hate Kameo as a character: she's a lying bitch who stole the crown from her more qualified sister and makes the whole Troll war about herself and le origin while her sister is the one who BTFO'ed Thorn at the cost of becoming an hero. Fucking hippie fairy fuck, probably culturally appropriated her clothes from some Native Elves.I'd still smash Kameo tho, but given the choice between her and Kalus, I'd do Kalus.
>>721796943>>721793000Which then fittingly culminated in the recent Australian Christian feminist puritans trying to destroy everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BALo0pRl3XA
>>721829718>Christian>feministPick one, nigger. Not to mention there's nothing left to destroy in the first place.
>>721790134I remember when it was just standard female character design to have them with big tits and small clothes. Not even necessarily that lewd either, just enough to show that they're women and attractive because believe it or not when you go outside most young women look like that.
>>721827881Typical lefty, liar, inciter of violence, rewriting history and shifting blame It's only after feminists entered video games did all these start, which then lead to the rise of sjws/woke and all its bull.All the stuff you are blaming pretty much died out over 20 years ago and culminated in the ratings board and parents being the ones what their kids play unlike liberals that try to decide what other adults should and should not play.
>>721830476The problem isn't so much the feminists as it is the spineless fools who bent the knee to them. They should have been steadfast in their ideals and told them to fuck off. Sure, women are great and it is the man's responsibility to uplift her as she uplifts him, but there's a threshold that should not be crossed that radical feminists love to tap dance over: never encroach on a man's hobbies.
>>721787806That's the only picture I've seen of Lara that I've actually found hot. It's mostly the pose and boobs because Lara is ugly as shit.
>>721829848Call it what you want, that's what they called themselves.
>>721813743YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
>>721831060This. Joanna Dark is way better.
>>721831987no one hasn't modded the PC port with that model yet
>>721803863>Starting the censorship craze over a retarded moral panic>Doing nothing
>>721832731Kevin Bayliss has yet to release the model and I doubt anyone can make something as beautiful, even with modern tools. One shudders to imagine what Cassandra DeVries looks like in the pre-rendered CGI style, as only Joanna and Elvis (to a much lesser extent) ever had high-definition NURBS models made.
>enter thread for Lara sexo>close to no Lara sexoShame
What if Lara but mouse?
>>721813743What is this picture? Google, Yandex, and even Tineye won't show any results.
>>721834081Shut the fuck up, queer.
>>721813743I love Regina on the couch going>don't have time for this lesbian shit, just let me sleep
>>721834319Thank you.
>>721834285Legends say that boy has an erection to this day.
>>721834081Wasn't there a character that was basically Lara except a mouse in some Arizona Goof stories? Can't remember the name. She was tall though.
>>721833908someone also needs to fork the Port and expand modding from there, everything is still barebones.
>>721799831Are you doing it using a site or with your own hardware?
>>721834637There is, but fuck if I can recall her name. I'm fairly certain she's from the Topolino magazines and she might be related to Minnie.I don't remember if inducks covers Mickey et al. but it could potentially have an answer. Unfortunately the poos seems to have started shitting up inducks so it's account only now, and I can't be assed to make one.
>>721831060This has to be a bait. There's no better girl than Lara
>>721835715>There's no better girl than LaraI bet you feel pretty stupid.
>>721787806I can still jerk off to that
>>721835813Anon, Joanna is gone, Lara is still here.Also Lauren Holly hit the wall Harder than Jolie or Tia Carrera
>Lara gets cursed by phallic idol>becomes the Womb RaiderSomeone make it happen.
why am i sexually attracted to low poly women now? fuck my life
>>721789762ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>721836409Because the lack of detail leaves more room for your brain to fill in the blanks. Same reason lolis in spats are infinitely more erotic than naked lolis.
>>721790287Just use AI. It's fucking easy
>>721837096>lolis in spats are infinitely more erotic than naked lolis.Speak for yourself, spatsfag
>>721787806Model still looks way to good to be from 1996.
>>721837385
>>721835715>>721835813Both of you are wrong.
>>721837338One day you will grow up and realize I'm right. Knowing something is there, and maybe being able to see a vague hint of it, gets the imagination going like nothing else.
>>721790134Hey I remember this one
>>721805054I use about a dozen loras usually. Just mash together Lara and 3d loras from civitai at low strengths until you get something good, and be prepared to fix small fuckups by hand. I genuinely don't have more anything relevant to the thread worth posting.>>721813217No, I feel like there is enough outright slop clogging up the pipes online. Besides I'd feel like I'm associating myself with the people that post 1000 image galleries of low effort slop every single day. The OP image is rare in that I feel like it actually has more effort than automation in it.>>721835116Practically ancient version of locally run A111 paired with an early version of the Noobai model. And a thousand loras.Anyway, all of that is beside the point.
>>721837915>Lara's Backcheeky
I remember seeing these for sale somewhere, but I skipped out on them. This Video game Superstars line of figures also has Resident Evil 2 and other games.
>not ever ything in this tomb is an antiqueguess boomers didnt know about kerning either
>>721839095Zoomers don't know about fineprint
She's an essex toff right?
This was from a magazine article too. EGM or something? Don't recall.
>>721815387>seeing people who look like you and who you can identify with is really importantThis is where I've always disagreed with these inclusivity people. I don't need a character who resembles me to self insert, and I also don't NEED to self insert. The characters I've most self inserted into weren't people like me (nerdy white guys like Travis Touchdown or Peter Parker), they were blank faced nobodies without detailed backgrounds or even faces like AC's 621, the Bioshock 2's Subject Delta or the Knight from Hollow Knight. And I enjoyed games where I didn't self insert (like playing female protagonists or characters I just didn't relate to) just as much. I don't get why it's a prerequisite for these people. The entire EXISTENCE of tomb raider proves that a large chunk of the gaming audience doesn't need the protagonist of a game to be like them to enjoy it unless you think Tomb Raider is exclusively played by sexy british archeologists.
>>721839459
>>721839058Jesus christ how horrifying. Looks like slenderman wearing a Lara skinsuit and having an unfortunate accident with some make up. They should've gone for a bust like pic related instead.
I can really appreciate Core for making a lot of additional promo art for the Tomb Raider games.
>>721839058Always go with Playmates when it comes to vintage Tomb Raider toys.That one you posted is ugly as sin.
>>721787806I honestly hate this kind of marketing. This shit is the reason everyone nowadays thinks classic Tomb Raider/Lara Croft was just shallow goonbait that only sold because of boobs when it's actually an amazing fucking game and an extremely based character
>>721839910It's fake. It's not real.
>>721837605Flatlander woman
These 'drop everything and jerkoff' people actually existThey're not you, they're probably brainrotten zoomers, but they definitely existThe ones that can jerk off without watching a video? The ones that cum on their keyboard? It's these guys!The ones that demand ecchi to be full blown hentai? It's these guysThey existThey're not youStop getting mad"Yeah so?" is not the argumen you think it is, you're not saying "Yes, they're hot and it was great", you're saying "Yes, I compulsively masturbate when I see them"
>>721840062Yeah but the real marketing isn't much different, hell sometimes it got even hornier than this somehow
>>721837548Why the fuck is Lara suddenly Spanish>Primera radiografia de la ESOThe fuck
>>721840193Laura Cruz
>>721840193>Holding a newspaper from a country gives you that nationalityI didn't know thatQuick quiz: What's the first level of OG Tomb Raider
>>721840296The erasure of Lara Croft as a tits girl to become an ass girl needs to be studied
>>721839459Lame, facescanned, non-exotic, worse in every way.
>>721840296>NuLara dog fucker SFMLeave.
>>721840272>he thinks El Pais is a newspaper from Peru>he thinks they have la ESO in PeruMutt education?
>>721840296shalom, fellow white male
>>721840379Burgerisation.
>>721839146Urban chaos was rad. And the sequel was this weird firefighter game where you zap niggas til they fry. Loved it.And holy shit, omikron was odd. Pirated it back when it released, and never made it more than an hour in before succumbing to the shit combat. Didn't realise it was the OG David cage game!
>>721839660>Jesus christ how horrifying. Looks like slenderman wearing a Lara skinsuit and having an unfortunate accident with some make up. They should've gone for a bust like pic related instead.The pose on that one looks bizarre. It is like the modeler was trying to copy the in-game model from Tomb Raider 1. Video game Super Stars was a line of figures made by Toy Biz.
>>721834285ProvocativePixels. Here's classic Lara stroking her pussy.
>>721839487Because lefty fags are just narcissistic. Once you see that, ALL their contradoctory politik makes sense.
>>721840648I wanna touch that pussy
This thread made get the remastered trilogy and holy shit, this game is so much fucking fun, it really feels like I'm discovering something rather than following arrows and fucking quest markers. No annoying character constantly talking either.
>>721834285giwtwm
>>721840379Tits are problematicThighs and ass are mostly flying under the radar of wokeismPrime example is Fortnite, plenty of extremely thick thighs and asses in there, but i dont hear anyone complaining, less they show some cleavage
>>721840296Everything with the jade necklace is dogshit. I can't understand why anyone would buy third collection of Nu-Lara comics. Especially with that awful cover.
Is this what gamers REALLY want?
>>721840934The most creaseless diaper asses, sure.
>>721841015SOVL
BEHOLDmy earliest fap
>>721794085they belonged to square enix (the actual most retarded video game company in existence) for over a decade, that's gonna leave a mark
>>721840934>Thighs and ass are mostly flying under the radar of wokeismNo shit. That's because it's thinly veiled niggerworship propaganda. They want to normalize the giant baboon ass and fat legs bodytype via constant exposure. It's not a coincidence forknife is filled with that.
>>721840934>noseringI love how nuLara-niggers always somehow manage to make her even worse. Enjoy your horse porn I guess.
>>721841231it sucks she never followed the OF route when it came out
>>721814937nta but thanks
>>721841072You're goddamn right it is. Give me them triangle titties!
I love Lara's laras
>>721799978arrest lil boi
>>721840772Tomb Raider Portable Collection when?>2 GBC games, 1 for Advance and the DS
>>721835715Lips are too big and eyebrows too thick.
>>721842274>he doesn't like big kissersgay af
>>721842274Megafag
modern 3D girls don't do anything for me but I see old ps1 or ps2 girls and I go crazy.Am I just a schizo?
>>721806378whats this game
>>721840648>butler not in the freezer0/10 can't fap
>>721818639>>721815045
>that tomb raider porn comic where she unearths some ancient king's tomb and he curses her to birth an army
>>721842998Nope, Lara's first animations are still some of the sexiest polygons I've ever seen, people were just more talented and observant. Fucking gacha exists strictly for this end and they can't even nail something as simple as provocative walk.
oi m8 you got your retvrn loicense?
Lara used to be so cool
>>721844108I cum on lara's bootsLara kick my balls for making her boots dirty
>>721843891You'll have to be more specific because I found 2, one where she gets 20 horse dicks inside her and other where she teams up with wonder woman and gets raped by afrikans.
>>721844054>>721821480
>>721844232Horse dicks is nulara cancer and I shall not be partaking.
>>721844313That's the thing, it was classic lara
>>721844225fair enough m8https://files.catbox.moe/jepcxc.png
>>721841072peaktwin peaks
Little ol' me had my mind blown in 1996 playing the TR1 demo on my psxHorny me had my balls explode fapping to lara when reading previews of TR4 in mags
>>721844259nice link retard
>>721844054Now, this I like.
>>721844528I spent hours playing that demoSwimming around in every direction was insane
>>721844583It is, isn't it? You're showing you're newfaggotry by seemingly not being able to see it, you idiot
>>721844715oh i'm perfectly able to see it, it's still broken here, armpits retard.
>>721790239You mean Jews.>>721790427No it was Jews. Col Michael Acquino of the US Army Psychological division was raping kids from the presidio in his house, so the media spun up this "Christians are afraid of D&D narrative" to distract from it.>>721790174>>721790746>softcore is sexism>furry gangbangs are sex
>>721844857>it's still broken hereNo the fuck it's not, fren
>>721844707I just loved (and still do) the ambience - admittedly the soundtrack is doing a lot of heavy lifting - and the feeling of exploring something unseen by human eyes for hundreds of years. It appeals to me in the same way a lot of sci-fi does, the feeling of exploring the unknown and the inherent wonder that brings.
>>721844979>light modeeverything makes sense now.
>>721845035For sureThat's why I disliked most of the other entries, everything has humans everywhere unlike the first one
>>721845076>no argument on the actual non-broken linkGo to sleep, anon
>>721796759HNNNNNNNGGGGGGG I COOOM ON LARAS FAT ASSS
>>721787806There's just something about this pose...
>>721845229>fatThat isn't fat and 90's anglo women didn't want fat behinds. Toned tennis booty was the goal.
>>721845510Not about her face though, yuck
>>721845154I've checked my stash and i've lost my original copy of the demo so I need to emulate it. Feels bad man when I have a working psx and crt.
>>721787806Oh please, Lara makes you zoomers squirt ropes of cum too. A busty bombshell in a tight top and even tighter hotpants is timelessly sexy.
You guys excited for the new comic set after Underworld where Lara is trying to le-find herself written by cis-man hating Casey Gilly?
>>721846714No, anything currently published is dogshit.
>>721845220>light mode user uses projection>it fails miserably
>>721846714even the artwork sucks. Grim.
>>721846714>c*sThat's not a word, and you are buying into >her narrative when you adopt it.Normal has no need for a label, because it's the norm.
>>721806378it's great, just finished IV and now about to play chronicles
>>721793673How likely is this just the guy saying something because of NDAs? I've seen "They haven't asked" used as fake answer tons of times.
>>721846714This will fail because the giant Omnibus editions only sold very well because they were of the actual Classic Lara.Written and drawn by people who understood what the audience wants from a Tomb Raider adventure.
>>721842470>>721842679It's just that they're better options.
>>721834285This was probably the peak of the kid's life and now he's single with a dead-end job
>>721848228>Hana>Not big lipsAlso she's taken
>>721842998Lower poly models make you use your imagination more. Lara's model was just detailed enough to know she's hot but also not so abstract like a minecraft or roblox character
>>721848342Her lips don't take half of her face however.>Also she's takenYes, by me. Everything else is not canon.
>>721790239except I knew plenty of women that loved the sexy even back then
>>721847751Very unlikely because he wasn't asked a question here, he just commented on a YouTube video unprompted.The most likely cope about LAU Remasters is that a different studio is making them (such as Crystal Dynamics internally themselves).
>>721790239America is probably where she got sexualized the most and had the most outrage over her sexuality at the same time. I notice a good chunk of classic Lara fans are Euros and women. A lot of Italians like her for some reason.
>bongs create great IP>gets murdered by burgersMany such cases.
>>721846714It would make me very happy to see crystal dynamics get shut down and for Embracer to absorb the IP for themselves
>>721848228Buy the nu port
>>721851248>From the retards that can't emulate Dreamcast so you get MK4 instead of GoldNo thanks>PortIt's an emulator, literally the same shit with the rewind feature from the switch games
>>721837915>PCGamerDifferent time indeed
>>721841139
>>721846714>nu lara necklace And dropped. They need to get rid of all crystal dynamics influence if they want me to care.
>>721852107
>>721851404Don't care I want 2 ported too so buy it
I 'member watching the tomb raider film in the cinema.
>>721813743retro boner
>>721840193>Why the fuck is Lara suddenly Spanish>>Primera radiografia de la ESO>The fuckThey were trying to convey how 'international' Lara Croft is with her trendy pinstripe suit and the fact that she can read Spanish. I wonder what type of Amiga hardware was used to render this?
>>721852638But you can play the original games just fine.
>EGM mag back in the day>full page spread of her ass
>>721856358I want them on Steam without having to do any tinkering and with cloud saves
>>721839884
Jonell Elliot's voice is so incrediblehttps://youtu.be/cNWnn9vu5aw?t=47
>>721841072yes, we want a cybertruck
>>721790287not that i personally know of but you could always suggest it to pinups artists or start making some yourself. in fact i might try to do it myself.
Magazine advertising was kino
https://x.com/PolyDepression/status/1797371322185482744Gaming mags used to have swimsuit editions
https://youtu.be/8rLz8gVQ5uc
>>721787806on the PC version of Legend, are the PS2 graphics or next gen graphics better?
>>721859306remake when?
>>721860795PS2 graphics. Next gen looks weird as fuck, you can tell the game was designed with the former in mind and the latter where added on top, and not very subtly. Lara herself looks bimbo-fied with the next gen graphics on.
>>721861247Wow that bottom screenshot is sovlless. Thanks.
>>721787806>zoomers aren't allowed to have thisthe great irony is that there's no more titillation or sexy aspects to anything anymore unless it's porn, but the porn has become so much more overt and degenerate to compensate. The same people who complain about attractive women in anything are also the monster fuckers
>>721787806zoomers fucking piss and shit themselves because there's not a huge ass, stinky armhair/pubes, futa dick and her smeared in poopkys discord zoomer niggers
>>721863268your generation facilitated the social climate that led to the existence of those porn-traumatized zoomers
>>721863794our generation? no
>>721864062yes your generationyou were literally marching in the streets for gays lol
>>721864231Your generation are way more gay then ours ever were. You are the ones trying to shoot anyone who doesn't agree with trannies. You CONSTANTLY push your fucking futa trash.KYS
>>721863268theres two types of zoomershitler and tranniesthey will wage a war by before the 2020's endthe victor will decide the fate of the whole human race>>721864062you generation was the one that let homosexuals believe they are actually normal and allowed
>>721864509YOUR GENERATION ELECTED OBAMA YOU PIECE OF SHIT MILENNIAL FAGGOT
>>721864509the whole tumblr rhetoric you're describing was a Millennial invention and to this day continues to be propagated by Millennials who have now found themselves in positions of true influence and power. Gen Z are still too young to be in such positions.
based bimbo action heroine lara
zoomer tranny melty
>>721864510no, cunt women were the ones that pushed for homos relentlessly even before millenials
AHEM
>>721865280>looking for games on my big brother's win98 pc>looking around the start menu>for some reason this video file was in one of the foldersgood times man
>>721865267and weak limp wristed hipster culture millennial men enabled and empowered those women more than any other generation had before
>>721799831Impressive.Very nice.
>>721865382that happened before millenials70s forward it showed signsbut ramped up signficiantly 2000s. 2010s ramped up that cancer from 7 to 11 American influence on this world has been absolutely detremental, because that's where all this fucking niggery originates
>>721865280sauce?
>>721789863Should have practiced more tumbling in the mansion.
For me, it's Underworld Lara.
>>721866264S N I F F
>>721789762literally no one even tried copying classic TR gameplay
>>721866729there is that one indiana jones game on ps1
>>721787806>audibly moan and soaked their pants in cumyes>EDno, in fact it made me a better man...in bed
>>721865087Wait until he finds out biological women are the reason anyone still remembers classic Lara these days.
should I play Chronicles?
>>721867280No unless you're that desperate for more Tomb Raider, in which case you could just play custom maps
>>721790134Shit look at games now, no funs allowed
>>721867280I liked it a lot better than TR2 and TR4. It's really good for short bouts of Tomb Raider. The game and its levels are very short and easy.The last three levels are pure ass though.
>>721848342>she's takenby everyone
>>721861247Laras navel disappears in next gen
>>721864889>>721864509Don't fight brothers we're all united against the jews.
>>721859479wtf lara croft was a vtuber??
>>721867635yes https://youtu.be/LccSrIGpln8
>>721866264LAU trilogy as a whole is peak Lara (visually)
>>721867876shame about the games themselves
>>721868248It goes->1+2 >> Legend + Anniversary > Underworld > 3+Chronicles > LR+AOD >>>> Everything else might as well not exist
>>721864062Im I supposed to be mad? This just means that jews are more based than banks and payment processors
>>721867620I will co-operate when zoomers stop shilling the evil that the demons try to hypnotize us with
>>721868604jews are more based than jews? you're a funny one
>>721787806Those pixelated tits literally killed 6 million womyn and gender minorities you ignorant chud.
>>721840608Oh shit - I had that one. I also had Leon that came with a licker.
>>721868690Yes, all women are getting abused and killed for not looking like that, just like the Stellar Blade woman.
>>721868685>Jews want you to watch porn but jews don't want you to watch pornYoure funnier than me
>>721868406>Legend + Anniversary > Underworld > 3lol
>>721869263they want you to watch the CORRECT porngay tranny/futa """"sissy femboi"""" blacked and all that fucking cancer (you push this daily here)heterosexual normal porn is BAAAAAD now, white people must not reproduce
>>721815387Filthy they/them...We hate (You)
>>721869983Yet all of those jew ownes sites have a bunch of hetero porn
>>721787806It's weird how you can call Tomb Raider "that game about the Atlantean Eldrich monsters" and you would be factually correct yet very view people would have a clue what you're talking about as no one got far in this game.
>>721870753the argument is that the amount of niggerslop porn and tranny porn is disproportionately big compared to the people that consume it. and it's also shoved on you on the recommendation videos. there is no "no niggers" setting on pornhub last time i checked
>>7218699793-AOD are all pretty bad games compared to 1 and 2, this is widely known
>>7218712593 literally has the best levels though, it's only bad if you're a retard2 is the actual bad game of the trilogy
Those people who can't shut up about trannies are usually self-hating trannies themselves so please go to /lgbt/
>>721871306They're not hard levels, just badly designedYou're crazy if you think 2 is bad, it's arguably better than 1
>>721871475>3 bad>2 better than 1yup, it's a retard
>>721871506Calm down zoomie no need to get angry over video game talk
>>721815387Anita is an actual witch cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bMmboRqRe8
>>721821195>1990s>magazines featuring tomb raider legend from 2006, anniversary from 2007 and underworld from 2008
>>721852107Lara existed to be drawn by Michael Turner. And J.Scott Campbell, to a lesser extent.
>>721815387
>>721789863This the kinda shit yall uncs find entertaining?
>>721866264This webm is older than most people posting here.
>>721872093>lol look at the loser and his videogames!Funny. I never had this problem.Must have been because I'm not some weird tranny autist who jerks off to cartoon children. The many hot bitches I fucked certainly didn't seem to care that I played video games in my spare time but they might care about those other things.
>>721872323you weren't alive before 2000s, no doubt
>>721872592nta but im 22 rn and i remember that when i was 15-16 i still had to hide that i played league of legends and i just told people i played COD and Fifa
>>721872785same with WoW 2006-ishI just said I played battlefield 1942 or 2 insteadWhen people found out I played WoW, it was like I betrayed them or something
>>721872592I'm 50.Playing video games has never been a barrier to getting laid. One women I fucked watched me play Code Veronica afterwards. I still remember her commenting on Claire having a nice ass.
>>721873020And then everybody clapped.
>>721799831The only telltale it's fake is that the CG model isn't blocky enough but anyone under 30 wouldn't notice that detail.
>>721873175I might be a bit of a ladies man but nobody I've ever had sex in front of ever applauded. That would be very weird.
>>721856818Cloud saves? Whatever for? Actually who even uses that?
>>721875945Me
>>721871259>>721871306>>7218714753 is basically the ultimate tomb raider game, it has the best version of the globetrotting aspect that made TR1 so good, the best graphics and art of the classic games, the best gameplay, best use of game mechanics (even if there is a slight overreliance on the hanging from the ceiling mechanic), best soundtrack, very good story with a bunch of memorable charactersSome of the puzzle sequences in 3 are obscure yes (that ticket machine is really bad) but at least it actually consistently tries to offer up interesting level designs and challenges. TR2's idea of good level design is just spamming boring human enemies at the player at the end of every tight corridor and half heartedly trying to "wow" the player with poorly made gimmicks like the boat and the skidoo. TR2 fell into the "more sensational is always better" trap and lost focus of what made TR1 so greatTR1 is more consistently good than 3 though I will admit but 3's best moments are the peak of the series. If u dislike 3 u got filtered. And if you can honestly sit through TR2 in 2025 and believe it is better than TR1 then i don't know what to tell you because i don't really know how to handle retards
>>721823624this one could have a recompil.
I just played Tomb Raider 2 for the first time ever this month and I didn't really like it, the Oil Rig through Maria Doria levels in particular were really bad. Endless generic metal corridors of identical human enemies while you press 500 switches. The Temple afterwards was good though.
>>721880628I felt the same way playing it for the first time last year. I actually dropped the game during the maria doria levels and had to restart it like 6 months later lol. I hate those levels and don't really care for the rest of the game either although it has great moments like the dark yeti room.Which tomb raider games have you played so far?
>>721842274>she is too perfect, you can have her AnonWhy thank you, I appreciate it.
>>721868406Tan Lara is peak
>>721880628IMO almost every level in 2 is a zone too long.
I love Tomb Raider. The CORE series, the Crystal Dynamics series, even the Nu Raider was good if you were into the Uncharted games which I was. This thread fills me with joy.
ALERT!!!SALE!!!ALERT!!!
>>721866264thanks for that webm
>thread is still upBased
>>721839058
>>721885863I loved that magazine growing up.
How playable are 4-6 remasters with the modern controls?
>>721787806The biggest thing that kills the model in OP from looking 100% authentically retro is the way it is rigged with an armature and inverse kinematics. So many models from 1996 had a lack of skeletal animation. It lacks a ridged hand posed look.
her face looked like a tranny
>>721838671>>721799831>>721787806Kino. This is the correct use case for AI.
>>721787806>>721799831>>721838671Hot stuff. But even more so, I'm looking forward to someone likewise committing this to a full bit and gaslight 90sfags to have nostalgia for things that never existed
>>721814857No she's not filipina
gotta love classic Lara
>>721815387>left wing meme>literally has a bibliography section at the end
>>721880628even her comicbooks were great in late 90s early 2000s
>>721886073Makes certain jumps that were difficult with tank controls easier but hard to get used to. Running jumps aren't as easy to telegraph and you need to hold your guns to do directional jumps
Where can I find all of the classic promo art for lara in the highest quality? I remember there being ALOT out there.
>>721883225>ai slop devnah
>>721888437There's some high res CGI and scans over here: https://core-design.com/goodies.htmlBut not everything is high quality
>>721888530First time seeing this one
>>721789762Crystal Dynamics thinks old Tomb Raider is problematic and morally beneath them and their enlightened, progressive, superior ways. They just want to use her name to write their own character. They will never make a classic TR game.
>>721841424>she's 58>she has an OF
>>721790427Christian fundamentalists were just retards no one took seriously and who never changed anything.Wokefags, on the otherhand, took over from the inside and fucking changed EVERYTHING.If I had to choose one of these two religious groups to be the only one "ruining videogames", I'd pick the Christians, every fucking time.>>721790134Ain't that the truth.
>>721787806A lot of boomers had partners that were less hot than lara, so yes why does that surprise you?
>>721888874now the thread died because everyone is googling her of
>>721888789But the nu-TR is just ryona porn. That doesn't seem very empowering.
>>721889646You have no idea what ryona is. Nularas copypaste qte fails don't count.
>>721787806still does, sonny
>>721834285My life would be complete after this. If Lara fucking Croft in her own flesh and blood came to my doorstep back in the 90s, it would be like the second coming of christ.
I didn't see the sky in 1996 and refuse to accept it now.
>>721891782>engine can't render a sky texture Odd limitation.
>>721891916I always figured it's just the way they implemented light or lack thereof as a black fog and couldn't change it on the fly for exterior areas.
>>721859306Thanks anon, I used to cum buckets watching this picture
>>721787806Classic Lara is the most beautiful vidya woman ever modeled
>>721815387just say you hate men and the male sex driveit's our hobbygo make your own hobby
>>721829437Still seething that you lost I see, go to bed Kalus
>>721875945It's useful if you have multiple machines.
>>721835813Nice 5head and dyke cut.
>>721846714If there's one thing I appreciate about the survivor trilogy, it's that the necklace is basically the mark of the beast. If you see a Lara wearing it, even if it's "classic" Lara, you know the devs hate her and her games and can safely ignore whatever media that they create.
For me, it's Anniversary Lara, and I spent many nights cooming to her QTE death scenes as a teenager.
>>721893902>admitting to being a toxic chudlmao
>>721894454Same. Legend and Underworld Lara not having a long ass braid didn't do it for me, but Anniversary Lara just looks timeless in general.
>>721894307>pic
>>721890150someone needs to build this.
just finished off TR1 achievements. last one to do was finish NG+. last couple levels were so fking hard with the traps doing extra damage and the high amount of monsters to fight without healing packs but i got it done
>uses level skip cheatI beat the game and you can't say otherwise.
>>721894801>Tranime
>>721896229
>>721885416uuoooh i love this pose
>>721787806I could never bring myself to jack off and cum to Lara Croft, and I tried.
>>721799831Do you have this pic without all the blur and chromatic aberration, or was that part of the original gen.
>>721827881>posts easily disprovable lies>threatens with violence when said lies are disprovedLeftism, everyone.
>>721815387>just say you hate women.I judge women by their sims save files.
>>721899312You monster.
>>721895379>Crystals That's TR3. The crystal-save system is the only thing wrong with an otherwise perfect exploring-adventure game. >>721891916>>721891782The first game was absically a rough draft of what was to come. CORE didn't even know how to do the code to give Lara her signature pony-tail until the second one. They were still learning on-the-job while re-inventing the 3-D adventure game. Even the plants and stuff in TR1 are 2-D sprites, and item pick-ups are 2-D in TR2 as well. >>721899056>cheering the murder of people who use words they don't like while acting like victims of censorship when made to take a time-outLeftism, everyone. That's one of the reasons why people just don't like them.
>>721888507>BuzzwordsAnother Sharteen who doesnt play videogamesAlso TR devs arent the Indians from DeusEx
>>721898916Ironically AI is really bad at doing low res / artefacty stuff, it introduces too many avenues for it to fuck up completely. It does noisy / grainy things OK but everything else is better done by hand.
>>721866959There isn't
>>721901703N64 had one didn't it? That's probably what he's thinking of
>>721902015That was an OOT clone
>>721902015Megadrive had pic related, but it's a sidescroller.
>>721901627ty
I miss when the feminine shape was titillating to me. I am lost.Que rêvais-tu ? Mon corps a vécu, mon cœur est vétuste. Je suis sous l'influence de la Méduse.
>>721787806>EDlmao, implying my cock is that weak. Last I checked, zooms are the ones taking ED meds in droves since they are overall extremely low test
>>721899742Yes, they are. Aspyr. All they do is AI
>>721888789That idea that tomb raiding a dilapidated hidden ruin that no human being stepped foot in for hundreds of years is Le Bad those artifacts belong with the knuckle dragging groups that never bothered trying to explore or upkeep the place
>>721827881>>721790427>>721889273The difference between christfags and sjws is that sjws winIn that sense it does make christfags betterLook at fucking South Park, half their episodes now are apologizing for episodes from 20 years ago because they were climate denialists/pro-tobacco/xenophobic/etc.They already censored Grand Theft friggin Auto lmfao
>>721903287All Indians are deus ex shartranny
>>721903571>well i am a nihilist leftard too, what did you expectJump off a bridge, eat rat poison, or neck yourself, and do the world a favor
>>72178780638 year old boomer here. Laura Croft gave me my first boners and first cums when I was like 10.
>>721903924english?
>>721839146>gex>urban chaos>soul reaverWe had games back then
You think the next 3 games will get remasters as well? Do they even need them?
>>721904559>japanese?
>>721866264love backboobs
>>721903349Ancient artifacts are unironically way better off in the hands of white people kept who will take the proper care to ensure that are preserved and kept safe. Funny how none of this stuff seemed to actually matter to the natives until some white person put in into a museum and deemed it important. Lara Croft is not the noble archeologist looking to preserve history like Indiana Jones though which is extremely based. She's just a rich bitch looking for excitement and finding exotic collectibles for her private collection
>>721905791Legend, Anniversary and Underworld? Sure I guess. Give them a decent graphical overhaul, package them as a single game and price it for like $40 and it would sell a decent amount of copies
>>721908347the autists at TR forums will make it future proof so there is no compatibility faggotry
>>721868406>tan>smug>hair a little out of placeHow did they peak so fucking early
