Why does a mansion full of zombies have random green herbs in pots lying around everywhere?
>>721789908I smoke da green 'erb
>>721789908Potheads
>>721789908why isn't this bitch's plump ass on my cock
>>721789908well if they healed like this I would probably keep plenty of them around just in case I catch my dick in the door or something
>>721790797because im eating her jill sandwich out right now
>>721789908>shoulder padsi still don't understand the purpose of itis it a resident evil equivalent of a retard's bike helmet?
Remake Jill looks like Channing Tatum wearing a wig
>>721791027you don't understand tactical equipment
>>721791113ok tactical expert, explain that to the class
>>721789908Why was she so motherly?
>>721789908Why wesker didn't impregnate this bitch?
>>721789908>outfit lacks an appreciable amount of extra storage space and is more or less in line with what Chris is wearingWhere does she keep the extra items?
>>721791310Who says he didn't?
>>721790797A reminder that she didn't get a chance to shower before heading to the mansion and fucking REEKS
>>721791373describe the aroma without making me aroused
>>721789908It's a research lab and the herbs are being studied too.
>>721791181when you're in a special tactical unit you would use specialized unconventional equipment
>>721791310She is infertile after the T-virus
>>721791429>specializedso i was right, she's special
>>721789908If I remember correctly one of the scientists was studying the plants and herbs in the mountains where the mansion was located in
>>721789908I want to recall some piece of lore that claimed the reason Umbrella set up in Raccoon City was because the green herbs grew in the Arklay Mountains, but I can't find it, so maybe I imagined it.
>>721791507well I'm gonna give her the D-Virus
>>721790797>>721791310Because you're Indian
>>721791407>arousedThe fuck? Look at that top, it's probably absorbed her sweat and stink accumulated through the night. Her pants and undies are the real nightmare, covered in both sweat, discharge and possibly piss. You sick fuck.
>>721792116me horny now
>>721791310Who would bother with Jill when Rebecca is right there? Wesker is canonically a man of culture.
>>721792476Why did Wesker stick her in a skin tight jumpsuit, complete with a vagina dildo plug, and dye her hair blonde?
>>721792476>it's jill he puts the sex slave scarab on and not rebecca
>>721792567>>721792578Everything he did to Jill was solely to upset Chris. He might dress her up like a bimbo, but he doesn't actually want to fuck her. And he's clearly not asexual or gay because he did fuck Jake's mom. He just has standards.>but why didn't he do that to RebeccaBecause Jill literally fell onto his lap and he decided that he might as well, not to mention that Rebecca deserves better than that.
>>721793093Why did Wesker get that upset over Chris laughing at him? He spends the next decade obsessing with utterly destroying him.
>>721793505He wasn't fucking upset holy shit, who even cares at this point. Fuck Chris.
>>721789908
>>721795159>>721789908I miss the old SWAT/pilice aesthetic the games had
>>721792116Going to need some details on the bush situation.
>>721795272That was an artifact of the 80's/90's. Police/miltary kino was huge in Japan at that time.
The herbs are native to the Arklay Mountains region and outside of the wacky Spencer/Wesker megalomania there were people at Umbrella that actually did real pharmaceutical research.
>>721791027It's so it looks like she's wearing armor but in a way that doesn't obstruct her boobs
>>721791310He tried but Jill had no interest so he started grooming high schoolers.
>>721791027There's a mod that gives her a vest
>>721795314Has never shaved in her life
>>721791027I would say they are recoil pads, she does shoot a 12 gauge and a grenade launcher in the game and she is a woman.
>>721796360How would you know?
>>721789908>female character >her special defense item is a taserKek
>>721796724She's never dated anyone
>>721789908>Why does a mansion full of zombies have random green herbs in pots lying around everywhere?Why not?
>>721797091What about That Dog?
>>721790797based
Can Jill talk to green herbs? Why is she so fascinated
>>721789908Dude
>>721791373So this is why the zombies were drawn to her flower.
>>721797187She likes plants and mushrooms.
>>721789908Wow I look just like her
>>721797521jesus fucking christ, look at that damn thing
>>721797523Fuck off "Suzi" (JAMES)
>>721797523I look like this
>>721797573Why do you look Jewish
>>721797550She farts from there
>>721792109Nice bot, Ranjesh.
>>721797550
>>721791310Compared to Rebecca, she's an old hag.
>>721798831
>>721795415>hugethat's more than a bit of an exaggeration
>pronounce herb as "ERB" for some reason
>>721798917I lived in japan from august 1986 to january 1991 when I worked for a printing company. Military and cop aesthetics were huge among the otaku of the time.
>>721792116Describe the taste
>>721798996Your 60 or something grandpa?lmaoo
>>721798990dat green sticky 'erb be gettin' in me lungs
>>721798996Damn oldhead go take care of ur grandchildren
>>721796360Yum. Now we are cooking with gas.
>>721799543>>721799883>NOOOO how dare you post on here past the non-existent age limit!Fuck off you zoomer faggots.
>>721800364Shouldn’t you be looking over your grandkinds nowDo you even have any? lma
>>721797573Do you have the one where she walks into the police station?
>>721789908There is three maybe four zombies max.
>>721799972no
>>721801051
tfw mix 3 herbs and make a ounce of weed
>>721796724Canopy of pubes sticking out in the changing room.
>>721800689Don't forgetYou're here forever
>>721801618Maybe it is some kind of bioweapon.
>>721802502>proud of wasting decades on tranny website award
Jill booba
>>721802657>proudjust you wait
>>721789908for the lulz