What makes Kratos toxic, exactly?
>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
>>721809183GEM
>>721809183Post the one where they accidentally had a white kid
WE MUST B BETTER SIMPY MEN
>>721809474i know which one you mean but i don't have it on hand
>>721809080Some poison damage weapon probably , dunno
Because he's not a better man
>>721809080>>721809183>>721809401>>721809474>>721809519>>721809474https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/qb.v.vg.vm.vmg.vp.vrpg.vst/text/%22where%20is%20my%20wife%27s%20son%22/filter/text/order/asc/
>>721809183>>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?!Zesty buck needs his own BBC, sorry Cucktos, you must understand, and be a better man.
>>721809080>What makes Kratos toxic, exactly?He turned off the fucking sun then killed himselfNot saying that that i didn't liked him better then, but that's a disingenuous question
>>721809717>no fun allowed!!!!!
>>721809717be better
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S>...>what>What?>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS
>>721809183Lol
>>721809746>>721809756>When you point out that a shit thread is in fact, shit.
>>721809080Maybe because he's a serial mass killer?
>Why yes, I crawl archives and make up schizo connections and conspiracy theories, how did you guess?
women be wondering why all the men gay
>>721809736Yeah, that's why why i can't take the new games seriously. You can't tell me the guy who ended the world by doing Looney Tunes gore on Gods just said "I'm better now" and moved to another religion like he just moved to a cul-de-sac! That' more comic book bullshit than anything that happened in the first four games and they take it 100% seriously, it's like the people who will say the most important movie of all time for Black culture is Black PantherThe first nu-game starts with him hugging a fucking tree for God's sake, people treat this like it is literature
>>721810005Don't point out that we're spamming
B. Betterman from Kojima's upcoming game
>>721809835>NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTSYIIKING OUT
>>721809080WE MUST BE BETTER MENWE MUST PROMOTE POSITIVE MASCULINITYWE MUST CENTER WOMEN AND BIPOC
>>721809080being angry and wanting justice is wrong apparently.you just have to fall in line to please your corporate overlords
>>721809183based
>>721809183Do people really look like this and say this?
>>721810005we must be better schizos?
>>721809183>JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMAWho is this?
>>721810903>revenge badsay evil people who want to destroy everything you love
>>721809183gemmy though
"Had to" means "wanted to."Nothing "had" to change.
>>721813852It's this guy
>>721814987what the fuck lmao
What exactly is happening over at sony? Why is this faggot shit even relevant again? Are snoys going buy some up coming DLC or something?
>>721815886TV show coming out next year
>>721809835>>721815772'ems
>>721809183>Jeffre Cantu LedesmaIt really gets me every fucking time damn it
