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First for Peach
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Going to start with some CPU races in 7 minutes until we get at least 6 or more players. Also be right back.
3/24 Hop on kart!
5/24 How is everyone doing tonight?
>>721837573Sleepy
>>721837573Horny
joining soon
>>721837785>>721837840same desu6/24 Can we hit a max lobby today?
>>721837007Anon, no
>>721838406I'll try to stay longer today but will have to leave around 9:30 for Smash Bros.Ultimate with friends. Might luck up with a full lobby.
>>721839558We can do it!
I can't join :(Error 2318-1201
>>721839885Might have to restart your switch. My Oled was being weird with online too since I hadn't used it in a while and it was on standby.
>>721839885Have you tried turning your switch off then back on again?
>>721839885This seems to happen occasionally. I'm getting it right now too. Previously I've just kept trying until it works, so hopefully it will work eventually this time too. People have also said restarting may help.
>>721840000>>721840001>>721840031Yeah, I tried restarting but the error persists, will try to join again later.
>>721840318I managed to get on on my third or fourth try just after replying to you. No restart or explanation. Good luck next time.
11/24
Bump
>>721840318I'm in
>>721840170Based Marnie poster
Had a li’l nap, but i’ve arrived for the races. Hello, /v/rens
I shall boomp
>>721842634Hello!
Clyburn... I will kill you...
>>721843091Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. :)
15/24
Two more sets of normal races and then we'll do two teams.
I swear every time on this course I miss the last item box and place last
Holy shit, I'm playing like absolute ass today
Fuck you daisy player I did not need to be squished right before the finish line
>Forgot that you can dodge a blue shell with a mushroom.I may have brain damage.
>Get squished in reverse.What a shame...
>>721845295yes you did
This is a squishy thread
>>721836758When is someone going to draw a new thread opener. We need to better represent the state of the game
>>721846423I'll squish you
Its WARIO time!
Doing two sets of teams teams
>>721846502OP image aside, I am at least glad things have changed the state of the game has chanced where Koopa Beach isn't picked every time anymore. Of course I know someone will see this and think it would be fun to pick Koopa Beach now, but I am only commenting on this since I took a break from the lobby and I don't have to face the consequences of my actions. This can be payback for being squished so much tonight.
>>721846502I'll set another image if anyone has them.
I can't fucking carry you guys
>>721846550Which timezone?>>721847150As long as we are on the same team
>>721847406EST
>Another disconnect error.At least I'm not that significant for the team.
>>721847406I'll try
those FUCKING PENGUINS, oh how I HATE them
>>721847404I'll give my best shot
>>721847404Sorry
Finally finished silent shill fuarktime for racism
>>721847279Yeah the game is in a much better state. I hope they keep updating it in a positive way. Not just removing things people like
>>721847724It sucks
17/24
sonicbros, i
>>721848093marrying peach
>On a grind rail>Get flattened and knocked into the crowd>Lakitu takes his sweet time fishing me out>With now nerfed speed items are now, can never hope to catch up
Mfw I got obliterated by own team
marrying clyburn
Holy fuck that entire set I ate shit nonstop, fuck. That aside I got weekend business to attend to, i’m sure tomorrow will be better
>Communication errorThis rarely used to happen to me but for some reason it's happened 3 times the past 2 weeks. Feels bad
marrying tim
My biddybud powers are now tripled, I can feel the power surging
>>721848824very lewd
>>721848808Nintendo really needs to get some actual servers.
>>721848824sex with tim
Getting real tired of seeing all these small characters...
>>721849110cute!
>stomping that bowserfag right on the finish linefeels good
>Another Comm error.I give up, hopefully it will be better tomorrow. Good luck Red Team.
hi tim
WARIO WINS!
>>721849230Take care!
>>721849359hi
>>721849537Hello babe
>Baby Rosa gets the lead and just keeps getting aheadThe fuck is this shit?
Sorry about the red shell hit at the end. Thought you were blue team.
>>721849826Babies are just build different…
>>721849826this nigga was playing tony hawk, grinding on walls and rails 'n shiet
Close one red team!
12/24
>>721850043Maybe there should be an option to turn that stuff off..
>>721849826>>721850040I want to BE baby rosalina
>>721850167I'm going to fuck you, Tim
Back to normal races!>>721848532You're cool too anon!
>>721850232only after handholding
>>721850469marrying isabelle
>>721850606marrying you
>>721850830w-who are you
>>721850887The one playing with a small character
Why aren't you playing Sonic Crosswords instead? This game is dead
>>721851272They're both bleeding players, but sonic will die faster. I say this as someone who likes both
>>721851272I'm not autistic enough to play a sonic game unfortunately
>>721851172easy to pick up and fuck
>>721851385Worst part is they tried to appeal to lots of people. They wanted the same normie market that buys mario kart and the like. They can't kill the stigma that comes with sonic. They should just own up to it at this point.
10/24
Time for Wario to skedaddle and make some grub! Maybe you people will stop being as gay if he decides to come back! WAH!
>>721851272Getting Kirby Air Riders and running that as my second racing game with threads planned for /v/ lobbies. Kirby stole my wallet.
>>721851498That fire flower spray at the end wasn't necessary:(
>>721851498Kirby is going to last the longest isn't it. I remember Kirby Star Allies threads lasting a long time because of rosterfags
>>721851272fuck off back to your thread furfag
>>721851272>join versus>get into a lobby instantlylol?
>>721851478Take care! Wah!
>communication errorFuck
Going to pee, wait for me guys
>>721851714Got nervous near the end. Couldn't take a chance.
Too many babies in this room, can't focus...
Can't reconnect so I'ma just call it. GGs, see you fags tomorrow
>>721851748It might have free content updates like the rest of Nintendo's line up. Best case scenario will be that both Kart and Kirby will get free updates with Kirby being the one that does constant updates while Mario Kart just getting one or two major free updates. Worst case is both games getting paid updates.
>>721852581See you tomorrow!
Going to keep going until 9:30pm EST.
>>721852894Kiss me
I didn't realize there was only one lap, I was hoarding my items like a complete dumbass haha
Only the kissable anons remain
GGs good racism lads
kissing clyburn
Getting pretty low on players so I'll probably call it after this race. Will keep the thread up for a while just in case anons want me to make another room for more races.
>>721854557She's hot
waffledog more like waffleshelled
Good night frens
Let's be honest, the only reason we are still playing this instead of sonic is because we spent half a grand just to play Mario kart.
ggggs
>>721854891Tim is hot
>>721855171>we
dead game
>>721855216not wrong desu
Danke for playing friends! I'll be bumping in the thread until 9:30pm EST just in case any late night anons want to do a couple.
>>721855171Why would that matter? A new system is always heavy investment. I remember paying 499 for my ps3 and then 300 for the wiiu
>>721855202
>>721855416daisy ass is the best
>>721855171I bought both for the same system but Mario Kart is just more fun to play.
>>721855095I knew it was coming, but still couldn't do anything. Plus stealing my mushrooms mid shortcut a few races back. I didn't forget that one either.
toadette my beloved...
favorite regulars?
>>721855171Bought this system for better performance since the Switch 1 was needing a bit of a boost. The Switch 2 editions of games is keeping this console alive for me too.
>>721856108clyburn, tim, mega, cloudy, pob, alice, candy, breadbug
>>721856108The more I bully you in Mario Kart the higher you are on my favorites list.
Second bump
>>721855171I bought this console because I'm mostly playing Nintendo games and indies.
>nintenigger thread can stay>sonic? game's been out for TWO DAYS GO TO /vg/
>>721859283seethe
