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>Villain is so good that he singlehandedly ruins the franchise because nothing they make could possibly be as good

how the fuck did he do it?
he also did nothing wrong btw
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>>721841675
Nah he was kind of a dick. I didn't play the pre-sequel so I don't know about any of his tragic sob story that redeems his actions though.
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>>721842484
>Jack
>pre-sequel
kek
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>>721841675
In retrospect I don't really think he was a top tier villain, I just think he was "good enough" and people latch onto that because so much of Borderlands character and dialogue writing before and since then has been beyond awful. He's still coated in the same self aware cringe that Borderlands 2 was infested with. But it wasn't bad enough or egregious enough when BL2 was being made to sour the experience in comparison to 3.

If Handsome Jack was their "peak" then the Gearbox writing staff were nothing to talk about to begin with
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>>721841675
I didn't think he was good. The gameplay in 2 was just the best and carried it. It had the best classes.
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>>721842484
>tragic sob story that redeems his actions
No such thing
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>>721842484
>is just your regular guy with a bit of your generic "sad" backstory (abused by grandmother, wife died) and not respected by his boss but generally a fine guy
>gets put into the role of being the person to save elpis from being blown up and actually does this for noble reasons
>on the way gets betrayed by basically everyone for literally no reason
>eventually lilith causes him to get branded in the face and he fucking snaps

theres a reason why he sees everyone as bandits and fucking hates them
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>>721842854
also doesn't help the story is written with that modern day "ironic" self-conscious style of humor so it's not like the game takes its own moral rules seriously. no one in borderlands is good, barely even morally gray at best. handsome jack just happens to be the most likeable character despite being set up as its main villian/"asshole".
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>>721842668
>>721842838
Guys, literally every single word you said here was proven wrong by this comment >>721842854 , so you all better come clean who is lying.
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Vex is starting to piss me off
>playing 4
>almost think that gearbox toned way back on their reddit humor and things seem to be taking itself actually seriously
>Vex opens her mouth for a quip
Talking vault hunters was a mistake.
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>>721842854
The only betrayal for no reason against Jack was the Meriff, jack did all the betraying after that so Moxxi had to take her shot; only reason Lilith didn't kill him was because it's a prequel and they didn't bother writing his survival properly.
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>>721841675
God, Doppleganger is fun to play and easily the best character in pre-sequel.
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>>721843574
>le badass phasewalk out while jack is writhing on the ground still alive
>didn't double tap
Literally all her fault
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>>721844853
athena is more fun overall, plus she's the main character
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>>721842854

I agree with this. Overall he's a well-written character that is made to look even better by comparison to BL3's disaster of narrative and script.
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>>721845182
>We're now pretending BL2 or prequel has ANY good writing
God, 4 must be a massive fucking trainwreck for people to post dumb shit like this
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>>721845540
Where did you get that joke from, the joke store?
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>>721845540

I'm not claiming or implying that either of them have great writing overall, but BL2 was at least cohesive. I get that you blindly hate everything popular like /v/ usually has to, but pull back a little.
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>>721841675
The thing that makes him such a good villian imo is that he's such an absolute dick that you want to get to the end just to kill him. That quest where you cut down his statues just to spite him was Kino as well.
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>>721841675
>he also did nothing wrong btw
Yeah he did, he went mental, everyone involved in Borderlands 2 is mental
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Is 4 actually fun to play? Is the story/dialogue at least bearable this time around? How are the classes?
t.haven't played or seen any footage of 4 yet
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>>721841675
I have no idea why they didn't just bring him back as AI Jack or something.
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>>721847771
If you like Borderlands gameplay, you'll like 4.
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>>721842484
A dick was what Pandora needed. Someone to cleanse the dirt.
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>>721848034
Because as dumb as gearbox is, they know better than to rehash Jack again. They'll bring him back when the series drops off massively, that's for sure.
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>>721847771
If you're willing to tolerate the gayness and queerness, Borderlands is a good slop kind of game. It's fun, but there are greener pastures out there (No looter shooters tho, similar games like Nioh and such).
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>>721848063
>>721848389
I'll probably pick it up at some point then. The gameplay has been my kind of slop. although I never finished 3 out of second hand embarrassment.
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>>721841675
Cope, these games have been 100% dogshit since the beginning.
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>>721841675
I love Tim
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>>721841675
high carisma villains are generally well liked by everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbvNNLF0uGo
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>>721842854
You're omitting the parts where he was obviously enjoying murder and the power trip of controlling others from the start, and how he tortured and abused his own child for years solely to gain power. Jack was never a good person, he just didn't have a reason to act or the means to do so.
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Is it really that hard to just asspull him back with a New-U Station? The series desperately needs him.
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>>721841675
The games are minimal effort slop. There are gorillions of guns, but you soon realize that the gun generation is quite simple but the game tries to hide this by obfuscating the parts that compose a gun.
Then there are unique guns, at least these provide unique mechanics, right? Well most of these uniques have gimmick mechanics and don't scale to higher difficulties.
Sidequests are MMORPG tier of slop, a checklist of mind boring tasks.
The writing in 1 and 2 are good enough to be palatable, and maybe great if you're a teenager.
Endgame consists on gambling with the RNG by re-doing bosses, not too difficult because again, the gun generation is simple so you can get perfect or near perfect gear if you're willing to waste a few hours. Some guns are tied to quest rewards so you're fucked if you don't mod it out, as endgame players resort to "read only" farming (save scumming) to get the "perfect" rolls, which is quite common in the community. The games don't let you manipulate your gear in any way (except for anoints in bl3) so once you get the perfect roll at max level, that's fucking it.
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>>721849767
They already did AI Jack, a Jack Doppelganger and a Jackbot that gained self awareness. The series doesn't need to go the Marvel/Disney route and centre their entire fictional universe on a single popular character and planet for the rest of time, they just need a good writer.
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>>721841675
>LOL SO RANDUM XD A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PONY!!!!!!!! THERE'S A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL THE PONY IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILLED THE PONY XD!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>721849532
I kind of want to replay this but that would involve playing BL3.
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>>721850095
r/iamverysmart
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>>721850524
I don't need to be smart to see it. Even a 1 man indie game like Chronicon can do a far better and more interesting endgame. Also that game has a fucking loot filter and encyclopedia of all the uniques in the game, how hard is to put that into Borderlands god fucking damn it, I don't want to have to resort to google to be able to make a build so I can fucking play the game at the highest difficulty.
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>>721842736
>If Handsome Jack was their "peak" then the Gearbox writing staff were nothing to talk about to begin with
Legend has it that most of the good Handsome Jack stuff was the VA going off script and the writer seething about the rest of the team wanting to keep it in. So even less to talk about.
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>>721850869
retarded faggot subhuman never (You) me ever again
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>>721848805
If you hate Lilith, 4 might piss you off as they make it clear she's going to be the center of the universe going forward.
If you hate Ava, good news. There's one mention of her in the entire game and she's otherwise never brought up. I'm sure DLC will fuck that up.
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>>721842854
The reason Elpis was being destroyed was thanks to a weapon Jack himself made - using the Eye of the Destroyer. He made it clear he was planning on turning it on Pandora once the whole Elpis situation with Sarpedon was over. As a result, Moxxi, Lilith and Roland turned on him to destroy the Eye so he couldn't use it.

Jack was a problem in the making already - what Lilith did to him took a bad situation and made it ten times worse and pointed it straight at them.
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>>721852309
>If you hate Lilith, 4 might piss you off as they make it clear she's going to be the center of the universe going forward.
Why the fuck the devs keep jerking off Lilith like she's best thing ever?
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>>721841675
They got the guy who voiced Cell
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>>721853250
Dunno, but now she's the alpha and the omega, existing at the end of time and space as a singularity. Or one version of her is.
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So he didn’t return in 4?
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you don't like the turd farmer tale?
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>>721853250
She was originally the only real character they had available to become the spokesperson for the good guys and the one rallying everyone towards dealing with the Eridian + vault stuff. Then they sidelined all those story bits.
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god these pretzels suck
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>>721851119
Every day I cry in gratitude that I am not Anthony Burch
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>Says he'll pay me to kill myself
>Do it because I'll just come back
>Calls me a little bitch
:(
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>>721847771
4 might as well not even have a story. Its a big load of nothing.
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>>721854119
who gives a shit about a story? the game is about shooting stuff to loot more things to shoot stuff with
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>>721854157
he asked about the story
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>>721841675
He doesn't look very Jack to me
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>>721842854
You forgot
>locked his daughter in a chair and pumped her full of eridium for over a decade just so he can move up the corporate ladder
>tricked the OG vault hunters into fighting The Destroyer
>Jack made the weapon that was going to destroy Elpis
>fucked over the ai bitch, got off on killing the mayor, and felt no remorse when he needlessly killed the innocent Hyperion guys when he was looking for the possible rat
>the reason Lilith, Roland, and Moxie betray Jack is because they realize leaving someone who is power triping with a planet buster is fucking retarded
>had no reason to continue fighting for the vault, but chose to anyway. Even going as far as ordering his hired mercs to kill everyone even when it was beneficial for them just to beeline to the objective

Guy was always insane. He just was better at hiding it before.
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>>721853250
Randy's waifu
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>>721854119
>4 might as well not even have a story. Its a big load of nothing.
Sounds like an improvement over 3. Good enough for me
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>>721849570
Lilith and Roland murdered hundreds of bandits. Moxxi was mad because Jack manipulated her into stealing the Eye of the Destroyer after having Angel trick the VH(just a bandit at the time) into doing his dirty work. Jack was the one pulling the strings the entire time in borderlands 1. It’s only until pre-sequel that you realize he betrayed Moxxi because she started sleeping with everyone, even fucking Mordecai and that nigger. He had a justifiable reason to snap although he did steal the first Vault which is what really made the Vault Hunters butthurt
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>>721850117
That and the horribly gay thing of passing the torch asspull with Angel's siren powers making his family even more irrelevant now
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>>721841675
Handsome Jack is basically the character I play in RPGs, high speech asshole complete with murdering other adventurers because they're bandits. He's the one good thing to come out of the Borderlands series and was even too good for the games he starred in
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>>721853960
>They do the exact same quest in 3
>The reward gun randomly calls you a sellout bitch even after the quest outro speech
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>>721857567
>he betrayed Moxxi because she started sleeping with everyone, even fucking Mordecai and that nigger.
Wrong. Dialogue from BL2:
>Mordecai: Moxxi ever tell you who she dumped me for? Huh? Jack! I win the Underdome, I find Rubi, and bam -- she drops me for the biggest fascist Pandora has ever seen!
>Moxxi: Hey, until he set all those people on fire, Jack seemed like a pretty nice guy!
Jack also destroyed her underdome after they broke up btw
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>>721842484
Pre-Sequel is pretty good. Just BL2 with added mechanics and probably the best skill trees in the franchise.
Story is slightly worse than 2, but better than 3.
Jack is 100% the hero though. Pandora is filth and Jack would make it better, le ebic reddit aside it's a planet of rape, murder and cannibalism.
Jack got betrayed and two whores and a decent enough guy tried to murder him because he was a meanie.
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>>721843574
Felicity was a necessity, the scientists you can argue about. I think it was too extreme, but I can see the pragmatism in it.
Proper approach was to talk to him.
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>>721841675
best character and story in this franchise. they've never made better
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>handsome jack is le good villain
>fails to kill a single vault hunter on HIS train
>refuses to disable the new-u system HE owns
>sends his best goon to slaughter just so the vault hunter picks up and installs a faulty core that immediately is useless because I JUST MOVE A CITY WITH MY FRIGGIN MIND!! I DO THAT NOW!!
>le reddit kill yourself mission that is invalidated because again the new-u system HE refuses to disable
>despite out right owning and running significant system in pandora he ultimately does nothing but shit talk you
>the only success he has the entire game is that he kills one (1) veteran vault hunter

He fucking sucks
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I'm not crazy, right
Typhon DeLeon is just a massive re-write and doesn't exist in any game prior to 3, right
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>>721858798
new-u is not canon. Its just leddit 4th wall ebin memes when its mentioned
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>Weapons manufacturer is hard carried by his voice actor's performance and it makes his interactions genuinely funny
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>>721859009
he's so random and funny haha he made a loud sound xd
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>>721859193
He also makes the shittiest guns in all Borderlands games hehe
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>>721858883
Correct.
Tannis claims to be a huge fan of him, but in BL1 she doesn't believe in the Vaults until she loses her mind.
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>>721859009
It's a shame almost every joke involving him isn't funny, what a waste of a voice actor.
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>>721859006
>its non-canon
>its just blatantly label has hyperion new-u station in both borderlands 1 and 2
>the new-u stations talk shit every time you respawn in 2

This is the borderlands enjoyer IQ, everyone.
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>>721859193
But enough about Jack.
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>>721859239
I remember Torgue guns being pretty good in 3. Sticky especially.
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>>721859006
explain the side quest
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>>721859261
No, he's right. The writers have said it is solely a gameplay mechanic. It doesn't exist in universe
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>>721859316
It's a joke? A meme.
Is this complicated?
There's a quest to shoot a guy in the face.
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>>721859442
shooting that guy in the face is canon
respawning is canon
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>>721859256
I RESENT YOU FOR DISLIKING A GAME I SPENT MONEY ON, TIME TO DIE
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>>721859261
>>721859316
NTA but Anthony Burch, whom I thank god I am not everyday, has stated they aren't canon to the lore. They only exist inside the retellings of the events by Marcus, Tiny Tina or Athena. Pre-sequel, Tiny Tina's Keep and BL3 all reference that fact too.
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>>721859498
the other decision in the quest is calling suicide prevention

that would be the canon ending to that quest no?
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>>721859606
Anthony Burch did not create the universe and does not decide the canon.
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I really liked the bandit queen in the new one. Her bandits fighting for her after her "demise" was more inspiring than anything the heroes were doing
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>>721859686
Do the other Vault Hunters even show up at all or do they just fuck off after you pick one?
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>>721859672
Bobandy has reiterated it.
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>>721859672
Then neither does anyone, and everything is always both canon and non canon. Why even care about anything at that point?
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>>721859686
Her voice is sexy, definitely wife material.
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>>721859442
>>721859606
Then why bother having hyperion's name plastered all over it?
Why go through the point of making claptrap, who is neither marcus nor tina, give the player an introduction to the new-u station.
AND in the le reddit kill yourself mission, JACK FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGES THE FUCKING NEW-U STATION
IT IS SO FUCKING CANON BECAUSE IT IS AN INTERGRAL SYSTEM IN THE FUCK WORLD YOU STUPID FUCKING BROWN GORILLA NIGGER RETARDS
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Nice to hear jack appreciation. We all loved him during 2 then years later after 3s horrid story people acted like borderlands never had it good except arguably in 1 (which I still love for it's atmosphere) so I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who still thinks fondly of him
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>>721845182
The typhon logs were one of the few parts of BL3's story I enjoyed, I thought it was a neat bit of worldbuilding that distracted me from the rest of the dogshit I was listening to
Then they made him an actual character with a main role tied to that dogshit and the last remnants of my respect died
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>>721841675
borderlands characters arent deeply written
they are greatly presented stereotypes
they are enjoyable to interact with not memorable
I think people who enjoy borderlands characters, enjoy them and see nothing wrong
people who want "deep characters to write essays about" bitch and moan that the game is just trying to have fun instead of trying to be the next artistic masterpiece
jack is this deeply written and charismatic villain that they want more off instead of another mr torgue (who is a lot of fun by the way. actually all vending machine characters are, even that fat nurse)
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>>721860015
Fuck you, cock sucking faggot. Enjoy rolling randy balls on your chin
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>>721859781
2 from Borderlands 3 and Lilith eventually. Zane is a good pick to have show up, he's just the right type of funny drunk underdog
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>>721859261
>>721859316
New-u is not canon. Its a gameplay feature.
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>>721859893
You're retarded. Someone added to the writing team in the 2nd game has less authority than anyone writing for the 1st game which established the universe and its rules.
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>>721859995
So it doesn't look out of place visually, and claptrap's tutorial is retold by the narrators obviously. Do you think controller buttons controlling their every action are canon too, that the characters actually press R3 to melee in-universe?
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>>721860076
I liked the way he talked and his voice but him merely existing shat on everything everyone has done in all the past games including (You) and Tannis
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>>721842854
umm...did we forget that he brainwiped claptrap's waifu?
claptraps girlfriend left him for another robot at the same exact time jack's old friend betrayed him
so they always seemed to be in the same boat and sympatetic with each other
seeing jack just going "nah Im gonna format the memory of this female robot who magically likes you just to get my task done a little faster" came out of the left field
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>>721860098
Okay so Vex/Rafa/Amon/Harlowe just fuck off when you pick one of them then
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>>721859261
New U is not canon tho, It's fucking stupid because the respawn machines are designed like they should fit in the world, but they're just a gameplay abstraction
That's why when they kill someone they stay death.
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>>721860249
Imagine having writing so shit, that you have to retcon an integral system just to cover up blatant glaring plotholes in your shitty video game. And the stupid fucking niggers that slop it up, hail you as some sort of genius. Fuck you stupid niggers, gaming sucks because you fucking kikes managed to scrape your two (2) braincells together to work at walmart to buy this shit. Fuck you nigger retards.
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>>721841675
>evil guy randomly calls to mock or joke with you
truly the peak of gaming writing
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>>721847771
They deliberately dialed back the story and dialogue considerably. It's almost as if they are figuratively walking on egg shells when they're saying their lines. That's how much bl3 fucked everything up
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Who's the hotter bitch in pre sequel, I'll deal with the DLCs of 2 and move on to that.
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>>721859261
the player is canon too btw, claptrap explicitly tells you about tweaking weapons between your "characters"
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>>721859995
Even in the first game it's extremely obvious they aren't canon since TK Baha, Steele, and Lucky stay dead and several lore pieces, like Tannis's echo logs, contradict their existence. You'd have to be retarded to think they're canon at all.
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>>721860583
You need to calm down dude.
It's just a cool immersion element. If I had to guess they were influenced by Vita-Chambers from BioShock.
It's obviously not actually real. Why would you need a doctor? Why wouldn't Atlas shut them down.
You're just autistic, that's your fault, not theirs.
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>>721860168
Okay, so you think Steele is still alive to this day and that there's two of them running around the universe then? That she died on screen in a cutscene, respawned immediately like everyone else does because obviously the new u stations are canon and then her old body with the gaping hole in her torso was also revived as a separate claptrap cyborg?
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>>721848102
t. the timekeeper
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>>721860727
I know anon, I agree it's fucking STUPID and I don't like it because it makes every other piece of world design that works as a mechanic come into question. Are the vending machines real? Do you actually change weapons in game, is your fucking hair color real? It's dumb.
But that's how it is
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>>721860714
Not sure I get the question. You mean to play?
Nisha has a nice ass, that's about it.
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>>721860585
It's kino everytime
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Pre-Sequel's OST is so good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVkDVQcYWY
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>>721860717
No, Claptrap TRIES to make it fit in the universe, then just breaks the fourth wall.
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>>721860765
There are plenty of reasons that a character could be disqualified from respawning. Unfortunately that doesn't make the writing any better. New-U is canon and some people seemingly don't use them. That's the game they made.
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>>721860714
Kitten drowner with midriff, a brutal but moral warrior with a shield, or ice mommy. It's up to tastes really.
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>>721860973
ergo breaking the fourth wall is canon
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>>721860932
I'm gonna be honest, I don't remember any of these games' soundtrack by heart except the southern shelf combat music
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>Having a melty because someone pointed out that new-u is not canon like you though it was
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>>721860745
The very first part of BL1 has you register with the new-u system. Which automatically implies that if someone stays dead they aren't registered with that fucking system.
Bandits are fucking retards ans cant register. Steele works for atlas and is in direct competition with hyperion. T.K. had his wife killed and hyperion stole his weapon designs, why the fuck would he register? I'm not autistic you fucking knuckle dragging nigger, i just know when shit writing is shit. Go fucking kill yourself.
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>>721860585
Pagan Min actually did very little, if anything, wrong.
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>>721861212
That's because it is fucking canon.
Address. Now. Or a fucking pussy.
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>>721861272
Hyperion murdered T.K.'s wife***
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>>721860583
what causes someone to get so hung up on a non issue in a story for a borderlands game? why are you retarded
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>>721860862
It's called suspension of disbelief, anon. You are being told a campfire story, an intentionally embellished recount of events. Marcus even starts the Zombie Ned DLC narration in the first game with,
>Child: Is any of this going to be true?
>Marcus: Yes. Probably a lot of it. You're adopted.
The series is portrayed through unreliable narrators and filled with meta jokes that even reference videogame mechanics and inputs.
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>>721861335
you still haven't addressed the fact that the world is a fourth wall-broken game abstraction, thoughbeit
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>>721861534
Because I've fucking played both 1 and 2 where the new-u system was fleshed out IN BOTH FUCKING GAMES. Call me retarded yet your the stupid nigger who slops this shit up. You're likely going buy borderlands 5 through 10 because you're stupid brainless nigger.
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>>721842854
yeah but he sent me unavoidable reddit quips on my voicemail, which isn't different from any other person in this shit game, but it is reason enough to shoot him in the face
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>>721861602
>YOu dIDnT addrESs My StRAWMan
Kill yourself
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>>721861839
>strawman
didn't misinterpret your argument thoughever, I just gave my own
the player is canon
fourth wall breaking is canon
your seethe is canon
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>>721862127
>thoughtbeit
>thoughtever

Thoughkill thoughyourself thoughnigger.
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why the fuck is somebody crashing out about a respawn mechanic?
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>>721861272
Several bandits are shown to be intelligent. Why wouldn't they register?
TK Baha shit is a bl2 retcon. Also TKs wife was murder by that one skag not Hyperion, tard.
Why don't Tannis's colleagues respawn? They are intelligent scientists with money and no corporate allegiance, so they should be able to respawn.
Why didn't Lucky respawn after Scooter killed him? He's a regular citizen and has no corporate affiliation so nothing would stop him from doing so?
Why didn't Helena use the NewUs to fix her face?
Why is Ned making Zombies a thing if people can respawn already?
Why do the vault hunters respawn in the robolution dlc? Hyperion were trying to kill them with claptrap units, so why would they let them respawn?

Damn, it's almost like they aren't canon at all and you're fucking stupid.
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>>721841675
Why can't I remember the story of borderlands 2 and the pre sequel
I can remember the story of that telltale game but not the mainline games
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>>721862507
>Why are unanswered questions unanswered?
>It must be because YOU are dumb!
Smartest retard
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>>721865739
>give examples of New U getting ignored completely and how the basic doesn't function with their existence to prove they weren't retconned away as a counterargument
>those dont count d-dummy
lol stay mad
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>>721865739
we have the answers thoughhereafter, they live in a video game abstraction and know it
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I love how triggered Borderlands makes you retards, peak cinema. MUAH!
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>>721866502
okay Randy
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>>721852309
Hating Ava is a reddit meme to try to hide their pedophilic tendencies.
Bring Ava as a playable character, you faggots!
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>>721841675
BUTT STALLION LOL
SPHINCTER
SHOOTY MC SHOOT ME IN DA FACE OMGWRFBBQROFLCOPTER
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>>721866404
Keep posting. It makes you look smarter
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>Gaige a cute in BL2
>See what they do with her in BL3
For what purpose
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>>721866846
>Tina a cute in BL2
>See what they do with her in BL3
for what purpose
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>>721866734
Thanks famlam. Shame posting doesn't make you look smart too :(
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tales is the only good borderlands game
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So which mayhem level should I be on after finishing the base game and going into the true vault hunter modo in 3
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>>721851119
I buy it. I listened to his D&D podcast and the villain is straight up just Handsome Jack without the interesting parts

>smarmy asshole
>abusive dad
>looks down on literally every other character
>wants to kill everyone and rule the world because he wants to
>supposedly cunning and one step ahead of the heroes
>which is blatantly just Anthony Burch pulling stuff out of his ass on the spot instead of actually planning it out

then in the next extremely melodramatic season:
>using a teenage girl against the other good guys
>kills a legacy character
>controls other legacy character with a collar
>humiliated before dying

Hilarious thing is how he accidentally made him a groomer and abruptly cut that off after enough redditors pointed it out
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>>721866846
at least her ass is fat
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>>721869660
Oh you're talking about Burch's Dungeons and Daddies? I listen in spite of him.
He honestly does the exact same character - there's always am UwU self-hating teenage boy who is gay and whiney. He plays the SAME character as a player in season 3 except also he's edgy and potentially a school shooter. It's all he knows how to do and I just think overwrought melodrama with 'my parents don't understand me' and le heckin grey morality is all he knows how to do. E.g. New God of War. Also they did once have a laugh about 'I thank God every day that I'm not Anthony Burch' once which was actually pretty good.

I honestly think he fluked into Handsome Jack and as you said, likely greatly helped by the VA adlibbing and giving a 'better than standard videogame VA' performance.
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>>721858138
You are wrong.
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>>721869857
Hey buddy I know these are just forums but im the husband of Gaige from Borderlands 2 my wife and I really dont appreciate you talking about her like that if we could keep it out of these discussions I'd really appreciate it thanks bud.
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The new vault hunter looks pretty cool, i wonder how much extra input Randy gave for the character because his action skill revolves around cards.
https://youtu.be/uiVURvY5KSk
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>>721865658
because it's fucking worthless
also it's a borderlands the story is literally find the fragments > kill the vault monster lol
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>>721869289
The highest level you can handle that doesn't have the annoying effects like the rotating elemental beams, the enemy boosts are honestly not even bad unless you're fighting big bosses or raids.
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>>721870686
>there's always am UwU self-hating teenage boy who is gay and whiney

Season 2 was especially rough because nearly everyone acted like that, including the grown season 1 kids. It was just angst and self-flagellation for the sake of seeming deep, with every one of the adult kids having some "here's why I hate myself" speech. We get it, Anthony. Leave this shit in therapy. It's as awkward as having someone in your friend group who keeps "joking" about offing themselves in every conversation.

Speaking of season 3:
>implying that francis being a remorseless psychopath who gets off on killing is because of his autism
>almost immediately calling yourself autistic
Bravo, Anthony, no notes
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>>721861053
Kitten drowner? Who?
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>>721871672
Fucking right!? I'm like, this isn't coming off as a realistic or deep character, this is coming off as you trying to play therapy in a way your friends can't tell you to fuck off and grow up in. The adult kids were 100% just angsty teens called 20/30 years old. I HATED Grant - we get it, you have a lot of feelings, weird the character didn't grow in like 20 years of ingame time.

And season 3 - holy shit it's just 'lol so randum' Francis but what if the nerd was the bully etc. And once again, evil parents but also weirdly meta-gamey situations like 'astral projection Francis totally decides to explode a mans chest'. Fuck off with that.

Also I think Beth is genuinely funny but sometimes the over the top laughs and reactions to her jokes REEK of patronisation...but also Burch seems to carry on the longest and reiterate how funny. It feels incredibly performative.
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>>721871868
Nisha
She's comically evil
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>>721871868
Arguably the only genuinely evil Vault Hunter.
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>>721861335
It's not a canon, you mouthbreathing retard mutt
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>>721872313
My bad! And she was my main. Nisha4lyfe
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>>721872175
>Grant
And I can't even take the whining seriously because the big traumatic event for him was literally a fucking Fortnite joke.

>oh woe is me i'm nothing but a cold-hearted killer undeserving of love yet i still got married and adopted a kid for some fucking reason ohhh i hate myself and i wanna die because im suuuuch a bad person waaaaaa

Fortnite. It was an extended Fortnite joke. You also can't openly encourage your players to be murder hobos and repeatedly use gruesome deaths as lighthearted punchlines and also try and convince me that it's suddenly super serious for this one character.
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>>721872313
shes not evil shes crazy
totally different things
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>>721873449
She's nihilistic and morally black. Thus, evil.
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You've got a good lookin' MainFrame
I like the size of your MainFrame
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>>721860714
either janey springs or felicity
felicity is argueably the hottest bitch in borderlands
claptrap was gonna be so lucky
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>>721852309
I mean credit where it's due 4 is very much focused on the actions of the VHs instead of the NPCs, at most Lilith foreshadows an event we've known was coming is closer than ever but the most she really does in the story is save you from being trapped in the Phase after Arjay steals you other than that she doesn't steal the show and it never feels like how it did in 3 where you're just along for the ride to kill stuff while the story happens around you
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>>721873739
Felicity still hurts.
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>>721841675
What keeps taking me aback repeatedly is how uncreative the sequels have been. The ending of 2 set up an interesting scenario, there were so many cool things they could have done with the Eridians, yet 3 feels completely uninspired. I get the feeling that the cast of 1 and 2 never got a narratively satisfying ending, which is why the new cast of 3 and 4 don't feel interesting or belonging in the story.
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>>721848063
Did they fix the issue in 3 which is that you get way too many legendary weapons?
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>>721872837
Oh yeah! That's right. I'm like 'Didn't Grant witness a bunch of death and over the top gore?'. Also like...he was just an unpleasant character. I'd have rather his gay husband be a focus in season 2 or at least leavehis exhausting ass - give him some real reason to be pathetic. So many times was I just like, 'I hope a PC just tells him to actually follow through and kill himself after the nteenth time talking about wanting to die.' Like shit or get off the pot.

Also the whole gay romance is ALWAYS shoehorned in by Burch. Which is FINE but at some stage since they're both NPCs, it's just Anthony roleplaying gay teenagers with himself and it's fucking cringe and not in the teen angst way he intends.

And for sure. Like I think it had some good heavy moments contrasting the regular zany stuff but it REALLY tried to force it like in situations you mentioned. Ron almost being drowned by his Dad, pretty good drama. Freddy's character literally losing his status as a Dad to a demon and reality being shifted - actually underutilised drama where a lot more should have come from that because it's legitimately actually horrifying. Grant being like 'I'm surrounded by death but this specific instance is going to arbitrarily traumatise me and make me so fucking insufferable for decades'.

Is there anywhere to discuss this because everywhere is like 'toxic positivity' and you can't ever criticise because of the weird parasocial aspect to the show.
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>>721874862
according to the wiki
>claptrap was horrified as his programming made him kill the only female robot that wouldnt cheat on him at the order of handsome jack, just to avoid delaying the plan for 2 days.
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>>721843538
how bad is it
I'm tired of how everyone constantly mentioned how bisexual they were, I'll only play 4 in five years time when all the shit is out
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>>721861158
I was playing wonderlands, the game has NO SOUNDTRACK. The quips are the soundtrack, I turned the voices off and all I get now is 4 second loops
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It wasn't Handsome Jack. It was his voice actor, Dameon Clarke.

Jack isn't that well-written. A lot of his lines are shit. Buttstallion isn't funny.

The only reason it works because Clarke sells it with the delivery. Jack's VA is the best actor in the game and that makes it easier to ignore some of the worse writing.
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>>721876656
im not gonna root for a demon no matter what words you use to try to trick me
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>>721841675
unlike many other villais, jack has presence through the game.
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>>721852309
Betting everything she becomes a playable vault hunter and its Maya 2.0.
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>>721841675
Because Jack did nothing wrong.
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>>721843538
>Mentions Vex
>Still says playing 4
>Talking vault hunters WAS a mistake
This site is 95% bots.
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>>721860536
The stupid thing is just how easy it would be to make them canon.
>Jack is too self-absorbed to use it because he'd still die, it's a copy that would come back
>Important cast members were taken out of the system so that they can be killed if the plot asks for it
>Playable characters aren't taken out because the data is encrypted and it takes time to find the right person
Jack could've had some line at the end about how they found the right ID for the player to make it sound like this was all or nothing. And if the player dies and respawns he'd just make a joke/threat
>I guess we deleted the wrong person from the system. No matter, I'll delete them one by one until I get to your number.
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>>721871394
>Keep forgetting I have the floor is lava and dying while staring at a random loot after a fight with no shields on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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cant decide on a BL4 vault hunter

harlowes voice gives me the ick also has too thick short legs
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>>721872313
I dunno, Wilhelm isn't exactly a moral character either, less sadistic but still
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>>721861301
Do you faggots actually talk like this?

Some news broadcaster that pauses "DID VERY LITTLE"
>people still watching and listening
>3 seconds go by
"IF ANYTHING"
>people still listening and watching
>3 more seconds go by
"WRONG"
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>>721877991
This doesn't work at all. If we assume it's canon then there's other companies operating around Pandora with the same tech that don't want Hyperion to win either, they have no reason to exclude the previous cast. Jack himself is 1000% the type to use it even as a last fuck you to who killed him, we know this because he has surgically altered other humans just to act as body doubles to avoid dying which wouldn't be necessary if he had no reason to fear assassinations or failing his goals. Not to mention this would mean that Jack had access to absurd means like spawning a billion Liliths to get access to siren powers and the vault.
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>>721875317
>Is there anywhere to discuss this because everywhere is like 'toxic positivity' and you can't ever criticise because of the weird parasocial aspect to the show.

not specifically, but the TAZcirclejerk subreddit has become a catchall for shitting on actual play podcasts
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>>721841675
People who like Handsome Jack must have been children back when this game came out, or don't remember the game very well. He was annoying, unfunny, and forced as fuck. Literally no better than the twins in 3.
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>>721880458
>other companies have the technology
A small rewrite that Hyperion is the only one that can do it. Or if you want to overcomplicate it say they all use the same database or something.
>we know this because he has surgically altered other humans just to act as body doubles to avoid dying
It's been a while since I played pre-sequel but aren't the body doubles just decoys while the real deal is safe? He still wants to be the one and only Jack.
>Jack had access to absurd means like spawning a billion Liliths to get access to siren powers and the vault.
Mumbo jumbo magical reasons. Considering this series writing, this could be the word for word explanation.
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>>721860603
this isnt even true. the game is still an absolute yapfest, way more yapping than bl1.

its just slightly less than bl3. which is not a high bar to hit
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>>721881013
>A small rewrite that Hyperion is the only one that can do it.
Or you know, just keep it non canon instead of making up a thousand reasons why the villains aren't unkillable.

>It's been a while since I played pre-sequel but aren't the body doubles just decoys while the real deal is safe?
The body doubles just act like body doubles, so assassins will kill them instead of the real thing. Later games also have Nakayama make an AI Jack in case the real one dies, and Tales is canon since BL2. Jack is obsessed with being a hero and compulsively makes back up plans, there's no way his character wouldn't use the New U Stations.

>Mumbo jumbo magical reasons.
So you admit that them being canon would make absolutely no sense, since obviously Lilith wouldn't lose her powers when she respawns and Jack has all the technology to just spawn entire human beings sentience and all if they're canon.
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>>721857223
You forgot
>his daughter was born a psycho bitch retard with god powers and tore her own mother to pieces for no reason
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>>721860536
>>721877991
They are canon. Even bandits are registered in the system and use them.

>>721879889
>esl is baffled by basic grammar
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>>721882047
His daughter was a child that lost the galactic lottery and had a moment of emotional outburst as children do that tragically tore her mother apart.
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>>721882294
I mean, I'm guessing at the emotional outburst thing. Her siren powers could've just randomly switched on and caused the event.
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>>721882041
>Or you know, just keep it non canon instead of making up a thousand reasons why the villains aren't unkillable.
A small rewrite that it's exclusive Hyperion isn't a thousand reasons.
>Jack is obsessed with being a hero and compulsively makes back up plans
Yeah, he's the hero, not some wannabe copy.
>So you admit that them being canon would make absolutely no sense
Can't respawn without killing the individual first, Lilith was no longer in the database alongside the previous vault hunters. Nice and tidy.
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>>721859009
AUUWEEEEYAAHHHHHHIBLERJNUDFHANDF EXPLOSIONS
TORGUE IS SO BAD ASS BROTHER AUURUURUGHJSAKDHFKNKD
DON'T FORGET TO RESPECT WOMEN
the absolute fucking state of this franchise
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>>721841675
>New villain is literally just a more boring and powerful automaton occupying Jack's approximate role of "I want order" without the more destructive aspects, who exists to be a beefgate for the universe-ending plot they're still coming up with.
>His motivation was that he was programmed to sit there and guard a thing
It's kind of fascinating how even when they literally go to another planet to escape the legacy of Jack, these hacks can't come up with anything or anyone better as a villain.
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>>721880568
Oh holy shit! Thanks Anon, I've done a search through some discussions and am glad I wasn't the only one feeling that way. People even pick up on his weird Beth devotion.
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>>721842736
I mean considering the writing quality of 1 that makes a lot of sense. 3 of the main characters were generic action movie stereotypes and 1 was an awkward horny nerd girl with tattoos until the writing staff apparently decided to make her their Sarah Kerrigan.

>>721842854
Listen, I'm not saying that everyone on Pandora isn't a shitbag and that SOMEONE had to clean house.

I'm just saying that turning his daughter into an Eridium processing unit was a bit uncalled for.
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>>721882485
Reminds me of Resident Evil
>Set up Umbrella as the big bad responsible for everything
>By the third game they defeated it
>Oh shit, where do we go from here? We're not just going to stop making these games
>Now every villain was connected to Umbrella or a former Umbrella subsidiary or using Umbrella technology
The series could go into space and they'd end up on the International Umbrella Station.
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>>721882392
>A small rewrite that it's exclusive Hyperion isn't a thousand reasons.
Okay, so they kill Jack. Now he's back and continues. What then? You now have to write an entire arc just to justify the Vault Hunters somehow excluding him from the system entirely before the final battle, instead of just saying death is death like normal.

>Yeah, he's the hero, not some wannabe copy.
If you actually think he wouldn't go to any lengths just to win even if that means sacrificing himself, then you don't understand Jack's character. He isn't just a narcissist.

>Nice and tidy.
No, it isn't. Why wouldn't he have a record of her since she's used the system before? How would the system know someone died randomly somewhere to start cloning a new one? Why can't you clone someone using the New U Stations while they're still alive, does this imply there's a soul in the game's universe that needs to be presented? Why can't Jack just send them to the specific station that he wants to trap them? Why can't he just turn off the power to individual ones? Why doesn't Jack use it to respawn Nisha and Wilhelm since both of them on their own almost beat the Vault Hunters? You have to write in a million failsafes and background lore tidbits just to explain a basic underlying system in the world. As opposed to just going "Marcus is telling a story."
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>>721852309
It's kind of amazing Lilith gets jerked off so much while being MIA for so much of the game.

>>721853250
I genuinely think Randy's twisted logic is that she'll bring in the Starcraft 2 crowd.

>>721859606
And it's extremely funny to me that the punishment that the universe seems to have given to Anthony Burch for ruining Borderlands is...having to exist as Anthony Burch for the rest of his life.

>>721866846
I'm grateful my wife Commandant Steele merely got killed off, briefly revived as a robot and then completely forgotten after 1 seeing how they've done some of the girls in this series.

>>721870686
>I honestly think he fluked into Handsome Jack
Didn't he say at one point Handsome Jack is basically the incarnation of everything he hates about the world? So in a way, Handsome Jack succeeded in spite of Anthony rather than because of him. He accidentally made a caricature of all his imagined enemies who looks and acts like a charismatic Chad with a loving long-term girlfriend who lets him choke and slap her around in bed and more staying power than every other character in the series combined.
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>>721842484
He was a piece of shit
Period
But he was a funny piece of shit
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>>721872313
>Jack fucked this
Actually it's kind of funny how in-universe Jack keeps picking up new waifus while having this whole I'M GOING TO BECOME KING SHIT OF PANDORA MOUNTAIN THEN UNLEASH THE DESTROYER/WARRIOR FOR THE PURPOSE OF TOTAL BANDIT DEATH!

Apart from her and Moxxi, I think they retconned him into having two ex-wives to make something Angel said make sense.

>>721882748
Oh yeah. That's LITERALLY what they did in RE8. For no fucking reason, it turns out the founder of Umbrella met Mother Miranda, she DIDN'T kill him or brainwash him into a minion, and he managed to get away while thanking her for inspiring his entire goal in life.

That's like if it was revealed Solaris was secretly related to Eggman some fucking how.
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>>721841675
dont remember handsome jack being that great of a villian
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>>721883327
It's less that he was the greatest villain ever and more that every other villain in Borderlands was so fucking shit they make him look better just for having stage presence. I mean think about it logically, who are the other Borderlands villains?

>Literal influencers
>generic slow moving bullet sponge monster
>generic slow moving bullet sponge monster
>generic STATIONARY bullet sponge monster
>generic fast moving TRON reject robot monster
>some dumb bitch who shanked herself with a crystal for some of the shittiest "godlike" powers in fiction
>Sexy commandant who never uses her Siren powers for some ineffable reason (and my wife)
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borderlands 3 villians being annoying streamers is amazing because it held a mirror up and being cant stand that

>repeating old jokes
>think they are funny
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>>721872313
She's a very realistic kind of evil, just a low-IQ low-empathy person from a shitty broken home.
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>>721847771
Functionally the story is the same as 2. You have a bad guy who is the boss of everything and he's doing bad stuff so you have to collect three things in order to stop him. The bad guy isn't quippy like Jack. He does taunt the player in a "Do what you want I'm going to win anyway because I see everything" way.

Claptrap, Zane, Amara, Moxxi, and Lilith are back. Claptrap bounces between better and just as bad as the previous games. Moxxi is the same. Zane is a lot more quippy. Amara continues the girl power thing.

Lilith is a time traveler now and the most powerful Siren to ever live. There is one new development and that is "The Phase" is a dimension. So sirens use the dimension to do their thing. The phase is a place that seems to exist out of time. There's yet another prophecy of war to come without any elaboration or anything. The Timekeeper is just a vault monster disguised as a robot man (which isn't a spoiler because he's mentioned in 3 as a vault monster). The ripper queen is inconsequential and just one of the mini bosses along with two other characters that you will forget as soon as you kill them.

It kind of feels like what 3 should have been, a slight do-over. 3 is still fully canon though. You do get to go to Elpis and TPS is confirmed canon as well.
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>>721882485
I actually liked the Timekeeper, a lone guardian tasked with keeping a vault shut forever that eventually had his planet colonized is a cool concept. From there he decided to interact and help them from the perspective of what's effectively a God to make sure they didn't try to enter it, and he was influenced by the humans to the point that he was envious of their freedom but also despised their chaotic nature. Then you jump forward to the reveal that his city that was supposedly the beacon of order is actually just a lawless dump that he had no real control over in the end.
You could say he's a parallel to Jack I suppose, but he's only really like him on the surface level of being an arrogant man with a gold and robot obsession.
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>>721883718
>surface level
Yeah completely fair, I just meant his overall role and position in the narrative as well as his gimmick of shittalking you over comms came across to me like they were trying to evoke some of the IDEAS of Jack instead of actually resurrecting the man as a program or something. It just came across as disingenuous and insecure that they were presenting such a similar aesthetic to a fundamentally different character.

I do like the Timekeeper in concept and the aesthetics of his fight, I just feel like the story didn't do enough with him to be a really memorable character. While unfair, I can't help but suspect part of that is to be blamed on him being made to play a Jack-like antagonist role for the new Vault Hunters instead of leaning more into him being his own thing. And I genuinely think there was potential. Seemed like kind of an evil Mace Windu type, or like the Operator from Firefly.
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>>721884336
It's clear they were trying to get someone to fill his shoes, but I don't think it's fair to say they were just trying to copy Jack outright. They just wanted a villain that interacts with the player, unlike in BL1 where people only remember who the villain was because she died in her first onscreen appearance.
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>>721883714
>It kind of feels like what 3 should have been, a slight do-over. 3 is still fully canon though. You do get to go to Elpis and TPS is confirmed canon as well.
Elpis is in 4?
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>>721884890
I just wish they did more to differentiate from jack since it otherwise seemed like they wanted a clean slate and all. The treatment of Vault Hunters in this game feels entirely different to the gung ho loot goblins in 1, it's like you're a Guardian in Destiny or some shit. You even face the end of the universe and a spooky pyramid at the end. Hell gimme another sexy commander Siren villain but this time let her actually FIGHT, dammit.
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You can tell Jack was 100% Dameon Clarke and not their own doing because they still haven’t pulled a “somehow Handsome Jack returned”
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>>721842854
I will probably sound like a pussy, but I found the aftercredits scene in which Jack kills Hyperion CEO sickening. To the point that I can't even think of the other videogame that would make my stomach churn like this one. Something about it just feels so... mean-spirited maybe?
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>>721860932
While the first one had forgetable soundtrack the rest of the games have some real bangers, especially 3

https://youtu.be/oPNA35vhI2I
https://youtu.be/N5igG68gPd8
These are my favorites
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>>721885487
>tell me, do you know the difference between choking, and strangulation?
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>>721858617
4 has better imo
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>>721885064
Yes, you go there to pull Lilith out of the phase dimension. You also find an audio log from adult Pickle. One of the side missions in the game is to finish the basketball mission from TPS as well.
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i've also heard the watcher is present somewhat, is that true?
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>>721841675
He was also great in Tales from the Borderlands
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>>721885919
Lilith is in 4?
She died in 3
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>>721886079
She didn't die in 3. She just teleported the moon away.
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>>721885976
Yes you get 3 mini-vaults on Kairos that are a cross between the normal vaults and challenges from 3. The Watcher is there in voice only as you complete each one. Like how it was there when you did challenges in 3.

>>721886079
Nope. When she phase walked Elpis across the galaxy she got stuck in the phase dimension and experienced all of time and all universes.
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>>721886168
Fucking lame
I've had enough of this cunt
Is the mary sue girl that gets Maya killed (I legit forgot her name) in too?
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THIS GIRL IS ON FIAAAHHHHH
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>>721841675
The real reason Handsome Jack was so funny was because Dameon Clarke gave the finger to Anthony Burch and his garbage writing and ad libbed most of his lines. Anthony Burch fucking HATED this and has publically lamented the fact that Dameon's ad libs were funnier than anything he could come up with and that's perhaps the funniest thing about Jack

Anyways, here's Gaige's butt
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>>721886745
>Anthony Burch
what is this cuck writing these days
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>>721844853
I'm playing Dopple right now. The only other ones I played was a little bit of enforcer and got bored, but I did a whole run as Claptrap and goddamn was it fun if you don't mind the lines.
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>>721886745
everyone says this about 2 but what about TPS?
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>>721886745
That’s a fat butt
*sniffffffff*
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>>721886794
Some D&D LP called Dungeons and Daddies I think. Kind of a fall from grace but due to the magic of consoomer donators he's still putting food on the table for his BVLL's household.
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>>721886942
Disgusting
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>>721842484
It's funny because the pre sequel didn't make him better, just made the previous main characters like Lilith absolute assholes.
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>>721871236
finally a good character, like gaige, claptrap and fl4k
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>>721886942
of COURSE he would end up in the b-tier actual play space lmao,
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BL2 really didn't hold up
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>You have to beat the story 3 times to get to the end game
Idc what people say. Borderlands 2 was shit in this regard.
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>>721872313
>tight jeans
>no morals
>braindead active skill
the perfect borderlands character
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What the FUCK is a Vault Hunter exactly and why does everyone and their mother immediately love or fear them
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A Vault Hunter in Borderlands is a legendary adventurer hunting “Vaults”—mythical alien ruins filled with insane loot, deadly tech, and sometimes world-changing power. They’re highly skilled, deadly in combat, and often unstoppable.

Everyone reacts strongly to them because:

Love: They can clear impossible odds, grab insane loot, and carry teams through chaos. Villagers, factions, and co-op partners see them as heroes—or at least as someone worth helping.

Fear: They’re unpredictable, hyper-violent, and devastating. Gangs, corporations, or aliens in their way often end up dead or annihilated. Some even have powers that make them feel unstoppable.

Basically, Vault Hunters = chaos incarnate, treasure magnets, and walking legends. Wherever they show up, everything changes.
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>>721859239
The Unkempt Harold is the best gun in BL2.
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>>721882047
>>his daughter was born a psycho bitch retard with god powers and tore her own mother to pieces for no reason
Angel as a kid activated a turret with her siren powers when they were being attacked by some jack ass bandit and it ended up swiss cheesing her mom alongside the bandit.
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>>721841675
people like handsome jack? my friends and i thought he was cringe
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>>721889628
He is easily outcringed by everyone else and 3 is cringe incarnate so he retroactively looks good
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>>721889685
fair
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>>721842484
Everyone's a dick in the borderlands series.
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>>721883714
>Lilith is back
Holy fucking SHIT just let her fucking DIE
I will never understand the devs obsession with Lilith being the main character for everything.
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every time i see borderlands, i remember that randy effectively stole the overall art design from an artist submitting his portfolio to the company for work, getting rejected, then having all his work copied but with fart and queef jokes inserted into it.
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>>721888294
>Borderlands 1-3
A deranged loot goblin who has survived being a deranged loot goblin in an economy where corporations can colonise planets and pay arbitrary amounts of goons to shoot you.

>Borderlands 4
A heckin' wholesome PEOPLE'S CHAMPION who straddles the border between order and chaos, basically a hobo superhero.
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>>721889628
Like the other guy said, the writing quality standard for Borderlands is so low that Jack looks Handsome compared to the people he's surrounded by. Ironically, a fair comparison to his role in the game.

>>721890434
Nah she won't get to die until she blows up Amon and helps defeat the Jailer.
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>>721891248
i dont think lilith has a single fan.
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>>721841675
Did nothing wrong? he lost and died pretty big wrong doing.
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>>721891326
she has one fan, randy pitchford himself
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>>721883714
>The Phase is a dimension and seems to exist outside of time. and Lilith is the most powerful Siren of all time.
I mean yea? In Borderlands 1 she literally PHASE WALKS between dimensions and Maya Time locks enemies with her power by placing people in some Phase Bubble. This is hardly surprising.
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>>721891326
See >>721891665, I keep making Blizzard main character woman comparisons because it's the exact same fucking shit.
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>>721891712
whats the uncensored art
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>>721891671
Nta but I think the surprising part is it's this big grape juice dimension whereas before everyone assumed Sirens were just clipping through space or creating localised forcefields/pocket dimensions, not that there was an actual Phase Dimension anymore than the existence of guns implies a Bullet Dimension.
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>>721882173
"i"
>3 second pause
"have"
>everyone leaves
"something to say"
>nobody is listening
"p-please wait for all my comas and punctuation to..."
>nobody fucking cares you stupid fucking nigger
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>>721891748
it's her naked
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>>721892293
link
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>>721892590
hyah
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>>721886249
Luckily no Ava. Everybody hates that bitch.
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>>721886168
Lilith's gradual powercreep creates a massive plot hole in 2. If all it took was 5 fucking Eridium chunks for her to teleport a goddamn city, theoretically the moment her collar came off she should've solved the whole plot by herself by teleporting Jack into the stratosphere.

Lilith is a weird character who is simultaneously powerful enough to theoretically win any war with a literal fingersnap, and also stupid enough to be outwitted by people vastly weaker than her and only marginally smarter than the average Borderlands bandit.
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>>721841675
it's character design and voice acting
otherwise he's a retard and the plot sucks
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>>721883478
you best watch your mouth, because she's my wife
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Is Amon better now after the buffs? I only have a level 50 Vex, but I was looking at getting another character to 50. Should I go Rafa or Amon?
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lilith is a bitch, she went to execute athena because athena exposed how much of a piece of shit lilith is to everyone
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Gimme a Borderlands RTS game where you play as different corporations
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>>721899691
No, that would actually be a good game, something which Gearbox cannot allow to happen.
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>>721899691
>handsome jack attracts all the HOI "ugh what could've been" players
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>>721841675
Jack was ok. The franchise went downhill the moment they decided to make Lilith suck Roland's dick canonically.
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>>721899691
Sounds fine but you'd need to give each corp something unique like hyperion using loaders for practically everything
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>>721842484
>kind of a dick
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>>721841675
You know, I always wanted to write for gearbox because I could write a better villain than the shit they’re giving us but I’m so unlikeable and hard to work with they’d never hire me.
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>>721841675
The VA did a lot of heavy lifting to make Jack so good
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>>721899691
That sounds really fun but Basedbox would make it unbearable.
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>>721903898
Like Chris Rager with Torgue.

If anyone else voiced Torgue he'd just be fucking annoying, but Hercule yelling about blowing shit up and swearing is funny.
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The only reason I even played 2 was because of the telltale game. Never finished 2 and hard noped right out of that franchise.
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>>721891712
Based Arthas
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>>721842854
>fine guy
He already orchestrated the events of 1 and manipulated the vault hunters
Hes a corpo, hes not a fine guy, hes slimy but still somewhat decent underneath and with principles
Pre Sequel just justifies him deciding to purge Pandora since its a shithole of a prison planet populated 98% by pyscho rapist cannibals
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>>721841675
He was great, and instead of expanding on the idea of rich gun manufacturers literally reposessing planets they made the universe incredibly small in 3 and 4

Maliwan was a disappointment in comparison, and jakobs was literally a shithole with 0 infrastructure and nu-atlas can't even compete against the weakest megacorp
Dahl was able to withstand an entire armada going missing in elpis, atlas could also invade a planet and lose most military while still surviving, hyperion loader system etc
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>>721899691
Hyperion
>Heavy focus on loaders as versatile frontline infantry, more costly than humans but easy to replace
>Few human special units (infiltrators, hawks, etc.)
>Bonus to building speed when engineers and constructors are around
>Ability to deploy loaders (and one special unit like Saturn) when space station is built
Dahl
>Jack-of-all-trades kind of faction, focus on combined arms
>Wide variety of units ranging from different types of infantry to mechs, armor aircraft
>Bonus to resource extraction and colonisation of planets with the risk of bandits breaking out of work camps
>Low cost of opperating huge armies
Vladof
>Lots of cheap but expandable human infantry with support from powerful special armored units
>Can quickly and cheaply replenish their losses, strong supply lines
>Boost to local popularity among locals, strong propaganda network
Maliwan
>Light human infantry with focus on elemental weapons, targeting enemies based on their weaknesses
>High mobility at the cost of fragile units. Powerful specials with high mobility like dreadnaughts
>Bonuses to anything related to elements with costly supply lines.
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>>721857223
Oh yeah i forgot about the Angel part
Fuck principles hes a cunt
Granted i will give that containing her was neccessary since she killed her mom by accident
Still, outside of fucking up Angel for life the rest is just standard hyperion corpo behavior
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>>721885976
The Timekeeper, the ruler of Kairos who puts mind control spinal implants in everyone, built 3 fake vaults with fake vault monsters to try and learn how to replicate a vault monster because the twist is that he is also an artificial vault monster guarding his vault. He just takes human form because that's what sentient life int he galaxy look like
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>>721860585
4 is a tragedy because you dont get to kill the golden path with your step dad
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>>721905036
>Hes a corpo,
And this is bad because...?
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>>721858798
New-U isn't canon, Borderlands 4 doesn't even have new U stations, it's Echo 4 who can only revive his owner at the nodes. Which is a great way to avoid people ever bringing that up in regards to people dying going forward
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>>721889628
He starts as cringe and over the course of the game he gets serious, at least if you ignore the kys sidequest and the grandmas house sidequest
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>>721905520
Hes a hyperion corpo which means hes usually fucking people over, to be a high level code monkey manager answering directly to the Helios director, he must have fucked up a lot of peoples lives
Hes about as decent as you can get for someone in his position to be fair, you dont climb the Hyperion ladder and retain human decency (its why Rhys and Vaughn never got their time to shine until they fucked over their boss)
Secondly, Helios is stationed on Pandora which means hes no stranger to violence and displays of dominance (like Moxxi stating he burned people alive for her, thats just Jack, not even Handsome Jack)
In short: his job rotted his soul
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>>721906509
Not an argument.
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>>721906509
not entirely true, in TPS jack says that it's the first time he's been shot at, and I believe when he kills the meriff it's stated that it's his first murder

he got so influential within hyperion because he had angel, allowing him to get an edge on any corporate rival
he also pulled off a gambit with pandora and proved that there are eridian ruins there, which made hyperion as a corporation (at least the shareholders) interested enough to send the helios station to investigate, even if the CEO at the time didn't entirely like it
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>>721899691
>Taking over the world with an army of wee loaders
Yeah, I can get behind that
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>>721859606
Anthony only said that because Roland dying makes no sense
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>>721841675
Lillith looks super wicked in Borderlands 4, her long hair makes her look like a lion.

also, no spoilers for people who haven't finished, but what does the ending of the campaign mean for her?
are we finally getting closer to The Great War?
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>>721843538
>>almost think that gearbox toned way back on their reddit humor
As long as greasy randy is in charge some things will never change
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>>721909407
now that the normies are happy that the humor was turned down for the main game, I hope Randy turns it up to 11 for one of the dlcs and makes it soo much worse than BL3, idk but the shitty humor is what I love, I just can't help it, like I'm a 12 yr old forever
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>>721882414
It sounded so stupid that it was still funny. Like... don't forget to respect women. lol that's funny, good one Torque.
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Ava's return will either be well received or will be the final straw for forgiveness to Randy.
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>>721891248
how do I become a vault hunter irl?
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>>721907323
The thing about this is that Angel was manipulating the events of BL1, so Jack was already doing shady shit. The fact they couldn’t bring that up in the story shoots down the entire “fall from grace” by ignoring what would ruin the narrative
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>>721908474
>still not the Great War
Holy shit what are the redditors at Gearbox even doing
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>>721905158
No Jacobs?
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>>721841675
If he didnt do anything wrong he wouldnt have lost
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>>721905158
no Torgue?
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>>721912303
>>721914787
Jacobs literally has no army in 3, just a bunch of randoms recruited as a militia force and Torgue had a small force of hyperion loaders with a different coat of paint, engineers and random people they gave guns to.
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>Dahl is literally the first corporation we're introduced to in the series
>Always had reliable and good guns
>0 story presence with 0 characters
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>>721915236
>good guns
FUCK Dahl sniper rifles. I can't aim for shit when burst fire is fucking me over. I throw away Dahl snipers immediately whenever I get them
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>>721915236
Dahl is just boring tacticool guns. What's their thing? Triple burst fire? Come on.
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>>721915236
>0 story presence with 0 characters
????
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>>721915446
>Dahl is just boring tacticool guns. What's their thing? Triple burst fire? Come on.
>t* Malicuck
Dahl and Jakobschads know what's good
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>>721915513
Who said anything about failiwan? Their weapons are a complete joke in 3, like idk what's the stats when there's this shitty attack delay. Who the fuck wants an attack delay on a weapon?
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>>721915446
generally well rounded, low recoil, their special gimmick is that they have no special gimmicks (other than the scoped burst fire)

practicality and reliability, thats dahl
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>>721915513
>poorfaggot stuck in the 21st century calling anyone a cuck.
Your guns can't hit shit. You're broke, yellow is good and my loader bot is giving me a handjob as we speak. Git fucking good.
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>>721915817
Who needs any of this when there's no damage output?
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>>721915870
>Your guns can't hit shit.
Wut, Dahl weapons legit have the accuracy and recoil of post two seconds of firing on Hyperion guns by default
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>Corporate shills arguing over which plastic toy is better
>Not making your own guns
feels good to be better.
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>>721892202
>esl shits his diapers over the mere concept of grammar

>>721882294
>>721889571
She slaughtered her mother and you're simping for her because she's a semi-attractive femoid.
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>>721915096
>FUCK IT GIVE EVERYONE GUNS
>WE LOST HALF OUR WORKFORCE IN 3 DAYS, BUT FUCK IT
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Legit why is lilith even in bl4, feels like amara just sidetracked everyone from their goal to go find her favorite quest giver. Her and arjay just feel tacked on
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>>721895198
>has almost no role because they didn't actually finish the story
>stole lilith's original design after they decided to redo the mcs
>immediately ruined and redditified with the dlcs
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>>721917575
Relax, anon, it was a joke. She's not actually my wife, she's a character in a videogame. I have neither romantic nor platonic relationship with her. If you consider her to be your wife, then so be it.
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>dude he's a sadistic super evil piece of shit... but he was a tragic backstory
>its so heckin awesome!!!!
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>>721888294
>>721891248
>1
Mercenaries who were brought to Pandora by messages sent out by Tannis promising a massive treasure trove unlike anything seen in the universe.
>2-4
heckin marvel avengerinos assemble we are da supa hewoes fightin da bad guys XD
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>>721918384
>heckin marvel avengerinos assemble we are da supa hewoes fightin da bad guys XD
Eh to be fair in 2 you were trying to be the same as 1 but someone tries to rape you
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>>721916210
Wake me up when you guys make one worth using
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>>721842484
>Hear these
>Play PS
>He was a dick the whole time and deserved everything bad coming to him
I think fans are retarded
also 2 coulda just been an expansion, game was/is still slow floaty and fundamentally the same
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>>721918840
t. Moxxi
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>>721915236
Tannis worked for them, and they did things like make dumpsters and steal all the air conditioners when they abandoned/sold Pandora to Atlas. There's your presence.
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>>721888294
>1
Someone who heard about the legend of the vault and wanted to find one. Basically treasure hunters .They were dime a dozen and no one gave a shit about it.

>2-4
They're super heroes because Burch only knows how to write cape shit.
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>>721916210
>kill off S&S for no reason
>replace them with garbage so you can make the "bad spelling funni" meme
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Btw, which corporations are currently functional?
Atlas - ded after 1, a joke in 3
Hyperion - ded, killed in 2
Maliwan - I assume it got killed in 3
S&S - disappeared for no reason
Torgue - kinda functional, idk, they're not big
Jakobs - also not big, will go even smaller since Aurelia is killed in 3
Tediore - functional, not killed
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Dahl - functional, not killed, still big
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>>721918990
Yeah but that's before the games, you meet the CEOs of every other faction and interact with their troops and deal with their storyline in other games
>>721915462
Wasn't she Ex-Dahl or am I just blanking out on the TPS story
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>>721920106
Lost Legion is made up of Dahl troops left behind when the corp withdrew
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>>721916210
Loader bot, twist this bandit's nuts counter clockwise
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>>721918503
>Bait people
>Try to fuck them over
>Die
Why was that his plan
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>>721919384
Atlas parts tongue my anus
Sick and tired of those fucking tracker nades
>Does nothing for bullet turn rate
>Non maliwan Bullets arc in every direction
>Never hit a fucking thing , no damage buffs whatsoever so it's effectively you getting fucked on a parts slots if you don't roll somethinf actually useful like a nade launcher or a taser
Fuck atlas
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>>721918727
anon...the slagga?
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>>721920542
I dunno about 4 but their guns were practically just Dahl but full auto with slower fire rates and completely ignorable tracker gimmicks in 3
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>>721851119
Same thing happened to Detroit Become Human.
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>>721918052
This. So much this, kind stranger.
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>>721920935
In 4 there's licensed parts
My personal favorites tend to be
>Multi shot underbarrel Explosives
Because they really good
>Vladoff parts
Because big mags and cathartic fire rate
>jakobs ricochet
Because then anything can ricochet on crit
The second you roll an atlas it's the difference between a GOAT and a lemon
Although maliwan bullets synergize better since they fly so slow
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>>721860583
>this mad that a good game is successful
Kwab
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>So Tannis being this persistent character and you and your hardwork on uncovering the vault?
>All the proceeding events with corporations, especially Hyperion taking note of vaults?
>Lol none of it was real, here's a deadbeat midget, he's the guy who had uncovered every snigle vault before you guys even knew about them and was famous and even opened vaults before you too teehee
People shit on Ava and the memes but 3's writing was way more sinister than that, god I fucking hate it
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Was Borderlands 3 really as bad as people say?
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>>721922423
gameplay is good, story and writing is genuine dogshit
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>>721922398
>The bad guys in 1 are a minor corpo armed forces getting wind of the vault being possibly real and going against you to race against it, led by a siren
>Bandits are a minor faction because they're just fucking bandits
>The bad guys in 2 is one of the biggest corporations in the galaxy after the universe learns the value of vaults after 1 for a race against a new vault and they have a siren in their midst
>Bandits are a minor faction because again, they're fucking bandits
>The main antagonists are just fucking regular bandits again but we're supposed to take them seriously because they also have a siren which is nothing new even though the stakes have never been higher
>Oh also they literally teleport out of nowhere early on to pssh nothing personnell one of your sirens out of power somehow and they literally do the exact same thing again but kill the next siren because the writers can't get you to care about the happenings without bullshit powerups
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>>721841675
I only played pre sequel for Nisha
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Based.
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>>721922423
worse
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>>721841675
>Villain is so good
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>saves BL4
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>pick a higher rarity gun in first borderlands
>can last me for 5 levels or higher
>pick a higher rarity gun in second borderlands
>is already replaced by a green rarity gun that's just one level higher
the fuck happened?
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Wake me up when they drop denuvo for 4
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>>721924130
Your poor ass doesn’t deserve to play video games, go play tranny gacha games niggerfaggot.
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>>721924303
It keeps stuttering and dropping frames like hell though
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the only dumb thing he ever did was drop his shield in enemy territory.
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>>721919384
>S&S - disappeared for no reason
apparently their whole gimmick got taken over by homemade Bandit weapons, so they pivoted to making gun accesories instead.
they're the ones that make the loot rarity beams in universe(yeah i don't get it either)
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Around Jacks, don't relax
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(YOU) it’s a feature, not a bug
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>>721924110
>is gonna have an rng type playstyle
aaaand ruined
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>>721926276
Skill issue m8
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>>721841675

Pic related basically peaked in the first twenty minutes. After that he barely has ANYTHING in the entire story to him as a villain any more.

I don't know what the hell they were thinking making the TK so forgettable and dull EVEN at the climax of the game's story when you have to actually interact with him and kill him directly. He barely has any dialogue, charm or presence whatsoever other than the world building that has gone on into creating Dominion and his tower.
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>>721924110

>Card dealer bot from Borderlands 3 DLC
>Entire kit/s revolves around gambling

This is legitimately a pretty great idea for a hero character.
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>>721925065
If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs..
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>>721915236

Literally everybody living on Pandora in the first 3 games were Dahl employees. They are the original Psychos from the first few games.

Not to mention Colonel Zarpedon and Dahl were the central villains of the Pre Sequel.
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>>721927404
All of them were ex-Dahl, we literally never interact with Dahl itself
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>>721869289
You don't have to do TVHM in 3, turning on mayhem mode gives you the same drop rates that TVHM would give but with the benefit of never having to redo the same gay ass main story of the base game again with the same character.
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>>721841675
It's hard to hate this guy when he's 10000% right about Pandorans being rapists, thieves, murderers and insane mutant rednecks. He was too nice about it.
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>>721871236
It's mildly amusing that Amon who is now the token white guy of the bunch they still had to go and make gay. It's like they couldn't just make him the big berserker type of the group, nope, he's also sucking on sausage. Gearbox couldn't help it even if they wanted to.
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>>721927051
Yeah the 3 zone bosses definitely had alot more interaction with the story, i also still dont know he managed to make Zadra biologically immortal
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>>721919384
I hope we don't have to include the retarded New Tales from the Borderlands into this, because Tediore being as amazingly retarded (which is saying something for Borderlands) and still not being dead is a wonder by itself. Hyperion though isn't dead, nor is Maliwan or Jakobs. The biggest of the brands might unironically be Vladof since they've not even once had a major appearance in anything with only a handful of characters directly referencing them. They just sit in their corner of the universe, larping as commie revolutionaries while producing guns in a capitalistic system and can't see the irony of it all. They drank too much of the vodka, those stupid Russian fucks.
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just beat Crawmerax for the first time!
i used the ledge and even then it still took me like a dozen tries lol
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>>721928704
Do Spanish people not count as white?
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>>721929457
arguably no, Spanish people are mixed between original spaniards and arab invaders.
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>>721929136
isn't hyperion owned by athena now, which is why the guns have shields?
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>>721929703
As stupid as that sounds, yes
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>>721919384
>also not big, will go even smaller since Aurelia is killed in 3
Aurelia was never gonna be in charge of Jakobs anyhow. Also isn't Maliwan still a thing?
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>>721929457
At one point they probably were, but then we'd have to get to the nitty gritty of who exactly counts as white among all the Europeans.
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>>721929793
company must have been going cheap since tales then
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>>721928451
What the fuck, whats the point of tvhm then
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>>721927051
Posting the superior TK in Borderlands.
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>>721841675
Charismatic shitheads are the best.
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>>721929793
>>721929915
That bit is technically New Tales lore, and I think considering New Tales canon might be grounds for being launched into the sun.
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>>721929915
Didn't Tales establish Athena as someone who wants to get away from all the corporate bullshit? Being a CEO of a megacorp like Hyperion won't help that.I assume that'd paint a big target on her back.
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>>721925364
But their gimmick was being a well-rounded middle ground with large mag size (not as large as vladof) and a tendency toward combining that with elemental tech (not as strong as maliwan). Bandit shitguns aren't anything like that.
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>>721930016
In the previous games, you did it replay the game to get the quest reward unique's that were often pretty powerful. Shit like the Sand Hawk, Law pistol, Order Shield, all of the cursed weapons, shit like that. BL3 has those too, but the eridium vending machine on the Sanctuary also sells them and sometimes as anointed so there's not much reason to this time around. Maybe you want to replay certain DLC stories again? Literally all of them are leagues above the main story that it feels like even back then Gearbox knew everyone hated the Twins and everything about them.
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>>721930470
Damn that's stupid as fuck, I thought you at least got better gear but if mayhem covers it then yeah it's dumb
Speaking of, what's the DLC play order again and which Amara tree is the most fun
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>>721930384
And here, I'll make a New Tales/Borderlands 3 joke. And since considering New Tales canon gets you launched into the sun, I'm pretty sure considering Borderlands 3 canon also then gets that sun launched into another sun.
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>>721923090
>Bandits are a minor faction because they're just fucking bandits
*Also because they're criminals used for slave labor who were left to die on the planet after Dahl abandoned it for never-explained reasons and are hanging around where they used to work
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>>721930745
Either via release order with Handsome Jackpot, Love, Guns, and Tentacles, Bounty of Blood, and finishing with Kriegs fantastic fustercluck. Or just do them however you like, unless you play Zane. Then you always do the Jackpot first to get his best class mod asap. For Amara I played her blue/red tree together to slap as many elemental effects on enemies as quickly as possible and get insta-reloading guns with phaselock. I still don't like Amara as a character but as a class she's fun as fuck.
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>>721928704
is rafa gay too?
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>>721930384
>>721930389
look new tales depicted her in a corporation CEO meeting (didn't even give her a new model so she's still wearing TPS fit) along with mr torgue, rhys, and the tediore CEO
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>>721929457
I think we're all at least thankful that Rafa is a Latino rather than a Jeet like we all originally thought. At least he isn't a fag and has some cool heads.
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>>721930825
>after Dahl abandoned it for never-explained reasons
I mean, probably money
>and are hanging around where they used to work
The can't afford passage off the planet like the rest of non bandit pandorans
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>>721930825
OG Dahl abandoned the planet due to a mix of not finding a vault like they'd hoped and another corporations starting to move in so they cut their losses and left. I forget what they changed in BL2 and the Pre-Sequel.
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>>721931694
The Dahl mining expedition was slaughtered by crystalisks because the overseer was a retarded cunt.
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So how is 4?
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So is there still room for 1 more Siren in the universe? Given that Tyreen is dead.

1. Lillith
2. Ava
3. Tannis
4. Amara
5. Vex
6. ???
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>>721932017
Ded sirens get replaced yeah, they can always just kill another siren and make more spots if they need it too
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>>721930203
Glad this niggas gun in STILL showing up in the series. The first memorable Borderlands NPC. I remember as a kid getting back to his place to turn his quest in and he's been murdered and strung up to his ceiling fan, and there is dead silence and no jokes when you find his body. Just the lawless brutality of Pandora.
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>>721931694
>due to a mix of not finding a vault like they'd hoped
I thought they treated the vault as fairy tales too
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>>721932016
Strong contender for best in the franchise besides 2. We will see how endgame is supported with DLCs. But the core gameplay and not shit writing help it eek out a win over 3. 3 has better level design though.
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>>721842484
His backstory isn't exactly tragic, he and the Pre-Sequel vault hunters just gets betrayed by all the "good guy" characters at the end of the game for absolutely no logical reason.
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>>721932303
>for absolutely no logical reason.
He frequently brought up how he planned to cleanse Pandora after this was done, and he had just made himself an infinite robot army. Lilith's only real mistake, and it was a fucking huge one, was in not confirming the kill.
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Pandora is unironically one of my favorite fictional planets in media. It has a strong identity. I sorta miss it.
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>>721932428
Like, people often say Jack was stupid to kill all the scientists. Remove plausible deniability. He had gotten what he wanted out of them. He had secured his mechanism. Then he gathered up all the architects who knew his secrets and buried them alive. In the cold vacuum of space.
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>>721932503
i love it but holy shit i would not want to live there.
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>>721932303
Moxxi gets emotional because jack fugged her between pre sequel and borderlands 1, she tampered with the eye of Helios laser when jack trusted her to shut it down. The traitor on Helios was Moxxi/lilith and the nigger and Jack was too trusting of his ex wife.
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>>721932017
BL3 has an Eridian warning about a seventh siren which must never be found.
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Can someone explain this guy to me? I've played BL2 and I just never got why people cream their pants over him, when half his quips are just le crazy and his intro is the abysmal Buttstallion shit
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>>721932651
Who hasn't she had sex with?
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>>721932258
I can't say the same, as it changes a fuck ton of stuff that arguably undermines other systems. What's the point of having specific manufacturer gimmicks if now literally any gun can have them now? And why is ALWAYS FUCKING RIPPER, they're the new Bandit and just like every other time Bandit weapons suck hard ass and now literally anything could be plagued with their shit charge up gimmick I fucking hate it. Same with most of the skills either being underwhelming or just kind of bad. Or worse, they don't work. Green tree Rafa is possibly the weakest melee tree in the whole series and is liable to get you killed more often than not for it's lack of damage that I can't help but feel is intentional with the marking system. Mark targets and everyone deals more damage to a target, but if you're playing solo there's no reason to do that. Just kill him in one hit and move on, but you can't because melee is kind of shit here.
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>>721932794
Being real, you are correct. He's just cringe writing. The character is carried by the performance. As a game element and villain he's just Shodan again.
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>>721841675
timemaker or whatever was forgettable, at least the twins were bad enough you could complain about them and the wasted potential
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>>721933118
What potential? They were cringe on a foundational level
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>>721929175
ng or ng+?
he's pretty easy on ng+, I think I killed him with a revolver during my run as Lillith
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Moxxi is going to have Axton hookup with Vex
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>>721933779
ng+ as Roland, the turret was actively detrimental.
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>>721932921
Me.
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He's so fucking cool looking.
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>>721935360
This but Zane
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>>721935701
The straightest and whitest vault hunter in history
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>>721935701
>his hologram is still him from 3
what did they mean by this
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>>721860076
It would have been nice if it didnt destroy large parts of lore from the previous games
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>>721936084
Idk I kind of like that. But I assume it's because he hasn't been able to update his tech on Kairos
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>>721871038
No, he isnt
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>>721928740

We don't know because they don't talk about or say anything. The script writing in 2 was constantly throwing context narrative and information at you all the time.

In 4 it feels like they were just recording the bare minimum. You have to actually undertake the Vault side quests to even so much as begin to understand the main villain's character with a little more depth. That is fucking ridiculous.

With Jack its CONSTANTLY shown to you all of the time why he is a great villain. He is consistently talking shit to you and ruining the lives of everyone throughout all of 2. He's a phenomenal villain in comparison.
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>>721935936
>Swindling drunken retard who's into extremely fat bitches
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>>721936940
he's just like me...
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>>721936940
Levaine is fat?
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>>721937568
He flirts with Ellie in 3
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>>721918727
Pure kino
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>>721938996
You've seen nothing
Bandits are practically swiss watchmakers compared to the brazilians
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>>721935360
if they make the "robot is non-binary" joke again we riot.
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>>721935701
>supposedly a Flynt
>irish accent, something only the Zafords have
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>>721915236
Axton was ex-dahl special forces, wasn't he?
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>>721940690
ye
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>legendary jakobs pistol spawns with ripper mag
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
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>>721891248
Are they really that insufferable in 4? The series would be alot easier to stomach if they stopped portraying you as the peoples hero and more as the selfish loot junkie that will kill anyone or anything for a crumb of orange hue. Every VH from 1-3 is either a merc, vagrant, adrenaline junkie or literal psycho why do we need to be viewed as good people?
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>>721915462
She was genuinely pretty interesting for a Borderlands antagonist shame she got put in the game with the rushed story.
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>>721920274
Read this verbatim in Jack's voice thank you.
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>>721886745
It's a shame what they did to her in 3. She's still my favorite, and she always gets close to no lewd art at all
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>>721842736
>If Handsome Jack was their "peak" then the Gearbox writing staff were nothing to talk about to begin with
that is indeed the case
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>>721932258
That sounds nice but if Randy dosent get his jeets in gear and fix that god awful UI im waiting until the game is free.
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>>721936886
>We don't know because they don't talk about or say anything. The script writing in 2 was constantly throwing context narrative and information at you all the time.
I think this is them backpedaling hard after the monumental disaster that was 3’s main story and villains. It’s a nice attempt but it seems like they went too far in the opposite direction
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>>721841675
He was okay at best.
>i'm here to quip at you and call you stupid again
Okay Jack thank you Jack shut the fuck up retard.
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>>721939623
it's a regional dialect.

pickle loves on elpis but he has a cockney accent in a place full of australians
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>>721943386
Artist? Thats a great butt.
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does 4 ever explain why it's Zane in the gun vending machines instead of Marcus
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I wish every hunter had movement speed buffs to varying degrees as opposed to 1 or 2 per game
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>>721841675
Being obsessed with some gay lava monster was kind of dumb and arguably wrong.
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>>721909832
This. I say that as a joke as well. He was being serious?
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>>721918991
In 2 theyre still somewhat treasure hunters, mostly to further their own goals
>Axton, after running away from Dahl, decides to strike it as a mercenary and sees vault hunting as a chance to make a ton of money
>Zero wants a challenge and believes vault hunting is the surest path to put the most challenging enemies in his way
>Maya wants to know what the hell sirens are about and knows the vaults are connected in some way
>Salvador wants money to help his hometown, also to kill a ton of people
Its 3 where they get recruited by Lillith because "hey wannabe a LE RESISTANCE?"
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>>721905158
Make it happen gearbox, i fucking beg you, don't waste the potential of the universe and make a game set in the corporate wars
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>>721950619
>>Salvador wants money to help his hometown, also to kill a ton of people
also, Salvador is a native Pandoran, the events of 2 actually affect him and his people directly, he's the one with the most reason to go against Jack, he's just also a hyperviolent gun nut.
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>>721849532
hmm roboperverts huh?
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>>721888427
The purple shotgun in 2 was very good too. That said
>2 good guns 3 games ago
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>>721937804
ALL the vault hunters flirt with Ellie, even though practically no one but the greatest of architects would be interested in that ham planet.
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>>721950619
BL2 and Pre-Sequel were the last to acknowledge that the vault hunters aren't exactly good people, it's just that Hyperion was worse. You're usually going around do all kinds of morally dubious shit for people and often just for cash or gear. Tannis wants you to kill some escaped lab rats of hers, Scooter wants you to collect nudy mags and kill his moms ex lovers, practically anything to do with Zed. The player characters being at best neutral makes it more understandable all the shit they get up to for a paycheck.
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Wait, if you take the DLC skips in 3 and start one with a new character, do you still have to fucking do the story mode for dozens of hours to unlock all the equip slots and the eridian artifacts?
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>>721931006
No, he regularly makes advances towards women
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>>721952842
This. 3 has a literal superhero join the team
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>>721956107
Amara?
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>>721956221
Yeah, she's as far from being morally grey as possible
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>>721952890
Yes you still have to unlock weapon slots and all that
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>>721956107
A literal pooperhero
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>>721957097
That seems fucking stupid and counterproductive
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Timothy was more handsome than Jack
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i have no idea who to play in 3.
they all look like shit at first glance.
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>>721959724
Moze for cool as mechs for active skills
Zane if you actually care about using the guns you find really well but hate active skills
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What about BL specifically filters zoomers so hard? The writing is bad but it's incredibly easy to just not pay much attention to it, and the gameplay itself has been consistently fun in them (haven't played 4 though so if it's bad my b). Are they just so irony poisoned they can't handle it?
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>>721960421
actually kill yourself, not even joking.
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>>721958946
Moxxy better have given up a lil somethin somethin
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>>721961016
Sugar
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>>721960915
You first
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>>721841675
He aight.
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>>721959786
Amara does crowd control and elemental AIDS. Flak is either pet based builds or crit pseudo sniper builds but is by far the flimsiest of the BL3 vaulthunters despite being a robot. Moze and Zane you have to actively TRY to die with how much sustain they have.
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>>721962826
Crowd control doesn't mean that much in BL3 where the TTK for non bosses is relatively low anyways imo
Elemental is good though yeah, just sucks that her actives are boring or shite
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>>721929457
You are white if you have British Isles, Scandinavia, or German ancestry. Everything else is black.
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>>721935360
Bro, why didn't we get this instead of fucking Harlowe at launch. I legit hate that they do this with each game, just give all the characters I am not playing your game a second time
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Moze has 32 ways to make you fuckin explode and 6 of them involve your penis
She's the best
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>>721841675
Because the actor sabotaged the original villain and ad-libbed and they liked it.
>>721842484
He's the, uh, bad guy
Also the Pre-Sequel doesn't make him the good guy, it makes him used to be the good guy sloppily retconned into """gradually""" becoming the bad guy with the dumbest warning signs ever, and it makes Lilith also like him and also the bad guy, without too badly retconning BL2, which sets up for a potentially awesome BL3 storyline where they redeem themselves for the cringe shitty writing of 2k Australia by having Lilith become a new yet familiar and absolutely terrifying slag-roided demon witch antagonist taunting you with references to events in the previous games while you have to explore new and harsh planets racing to open vaults helped out by the other vault hunters as she does the same thing with her bandit army in a galactic siren arms race thing.

But they either genuinely didn't have that idea or fired anyone who thought of it for not being feminist enough (lol) and made stupid zoomer vlogger cult with the worst writing ever seen on earth and terrible gameplay and balance and loot despite all copes to the contrary.
The amount of wasted potential is insane and anyone hyped after TPS was genuinely crestfallen when the promotional material for BL3 started dropping showing the new shitty artstyle and characters, the generic-looking UI and gameplay, just the ultra slop it was.



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