I'm talking about the exact "what the actual fuck is happening" face this fish is making.>Plot twists, jumpscares, glitches, boss reveals, whatever, drop the moments that made you stare at the screen like this dude
Not a single thought in those eyes
>>721892242>Dog - /v/>The other dog - classic video games>Cookie - video game remasters (superior)
monch
>>721892242lol what is that dog doin
One time in Dishonored 2 during the clockwork mansion i went into an area i thought would be safe when a clockwork soldiers glitched out and almost attacked me.
>>721892242
>>721892242Me every time I repick one game and load the save after a 2-3 month pause.
I saw this on reddit yesterday
there's a cool video about sunfish on youtube. They taste terrible, have no brain basically, and can't swim properly due to how short their tail fin is.
>>721893390The panda of the oceans
>>721893454I heard someone else once describe them as rice crackers with fins.
>>721893454Nah, these things actually reproduce. They lay a SHITLOAD of eggs
>>721892242Are these fish made of cotton or do seals really have a powerful bite that's lets them casually bite a chunk out of prey?Maybe I should stop fucking around with them at the beach.
>>721892581You are correct.
>>721894937
>>721892860YJK
>>721894995Oh right, to stay on topic, this has been happening to me in the Dead Space remake since I got it last week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soxmxnQe4sSometimes when I enter hallways that have enemies in them, vents will just explode open, but nothing actually jumps out. Then thirty seconds later a necromorph magically appears infront of me like a fucking creepypasta, while the entire time the only sounds playing is Isaac's heart beat.
>>721894995If it has no means of locomotion how did it jump onto a boat?
>>721892242those things are an evolutionary failure
>>721895145I hope you all learned something about the ocean today, friends.
>>721894935Seals are fucking deadly dude, you better pray that they dont fuck with you while in the ocean or else they will drag you to the depths and drown you.
>>721892242Orcas will avenge him.
>>721892242ITS A BABY WHEEEL!
>>721895241
>>721895332Baka Inu
>>721895191This.
>>721895209>>721895145>>721894995>>721894937This is mostly bullshit.This is how ignorant people spread misinformation because they believe random fools, just because they present information in such a way it looks believable, and they themselves never do any actual research. Now this poor awesome fish that has survived for countless ages, way more than shitty anons ever will, has a bad rep. Not that it gives a flying fuck, though you can be certain this is how misinformation spreads for countless other more important things.https://imgur.com/gallery/ocean-sunfish-why-rant-is-wrong-MMRg9
>>721895332How were they not hunted to extinction by orcas, sharks and polar bears when I imagine they are slower in water and basically cripples on land?
>>721893454Does panda also taste terrible?
>>721895731>slower in waterYou don't need to be faster than the bear, you just need to be faster than your friend.
>>721895504I don't think seals speak Chinese.>>721895609Okay so they can actually move around and hunt food, amazing.
>>721895609I didn't know sunfish posted on 4chan
>>721895609>t. Mola mola while being eaten by a thousand parasites.
>>721895191Clearly that post was written by the ghost of that one loser that actually died to a fucking sunfish. What a bitch.
>>721895609>"ignorant people">"misinformation">"actual research">links to imgurBased, good job at clearing the ocean sunfish FUD. All life on this Earth is beautiful as God makes no mistakes.
>>721895241I only fuck with them whole they are at the beach.
>>721895609basedjustice for the noble sunfish
>>721893390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtDKKJq9u30
>>721895609>t. assmad sunfaggot
>>721892242Cool fish.
>>721895145>they don't think and barely can move>it willingly jumped 500 meters into the air and did a 2160° backflip to crush a kid onceAlso that OP pic is a styrofoam model right?
>>721896415>B-B-BUT SUNFISH CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES THEY'RE JUST USELESS FAT FUCKS>AAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE *gets scraped, crushed and DESTROYED by the sunGOD*
>>721896848>Shadman
>>721895241Remember that one time a Seal wanted to be some dude's wife?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVrwkbWMTw
>>721896769>FAT FUCKSFLAT FUCKS
>>721897143better story than twilight, period.
>>721895609>muh ignorant ""people""Your fins are showing retard. Go back to the ocean and get yourself eaten by seals you mouth breathing faggot.
>>721893052What the fuck am I looking at?
>This is mostly bullshit.>This is how ignorant people spread misinformation because they believe random fools, just because they present information in such a way it looks believable, and they themselves never do any actual research.>Now this poor awesome fish that has survived for countless ages, way more than shitty anons ever will, has a bad rep. Not that it gives a flying fuck, though you can be certain this is how misinformation spreads for countless other more important things.
>>721895609I have expertise in certain fields and my judgement is that YouTube is full of retards talking about things they have no clue of. And people with no expertise believe them and thank them for their insightful videos. So for that reason, I'm inclined to believe you.
>>721895609Misinformation is only a problem experienced by stupid people.
>>721898330What site isn't?
>721898192>aislop
>>721897143I'm not surprised, guy looks like a seal with his bald head and grey moustache
>>721898452Well, yes, the problem applies to content creators, journalists, everyone who starts talking beyond their expertise just because they have the voice. So the lesson is, don't let the fucking YouTube or the internet educate you.
the first time i fought this boss i thought it was a scripted losswhat in the FUCK were they thinking? holy god
>>721894935seals kill people all the time
>>721898547Hey the koala rant is accurate and informative.
>>721895609>defending the sunfish's dignityshes not going to fuck you bro
>>721898888
>>721898729IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!JACQUE, GET THE CLUB!
Video games.
>>721895609This, and anybody who actually screencaps a fucking 4chan post as a credible source should be (You)'d with ridicule and laughed out of the room.
>>721895609>Inane rant>no real evidence posted
>>721899180k
>>721899492>as a sourcedm me when you present your thesis on sunfish with this post as a source.
post that webm with seal and orca
>>721892242ffxiv during HW when I discovered an MMO can have an actually good story and it was just wow and the countless korean MMOs that just didn't give a fuck about having a good single player experience.
I'm not a Sunfish but to be fair I'm sick of the speciesist comments made by the seal posters here, they are toxic and often spread misinformations as if they don't already physically harm us I am sick of this fucking website, I'm going back to doing my daily deep dive
>>721899627
>>721894935They just look cute because they're covered in blubber and fur.
>>721899627>I'm not a Sunfish but to be fair I'm sick of the speciesist comments made by the seal posters here, they are toxic and often spread misinformations as if they don't already physically harm us>I am sick of this fucking website, I'm going back to doing my daily deep dive
>>721899715Nah they're cute because they're cute.
>>721899574>getting this bent over a shitpost about a retarded fishwhy is this website suddenly absolutely filled to the brim with faggots now
>>721899715Realistically, could i have my teeth filed to look like this?
>>721899970That's not a giant piece of veal is it?
>>721894995>luckily Byron sustained no injurieshowling
>>721899970>all that cheesebarf
>>721899715to be fair that's a beautiful teeth with a nice naturally curved pattern>b...but they are sharp!!thanks for describing the purpose of a thing we all have in our mouths
>>721899170He's just like me...
>>721900014I'm not an expert or anything but I don't think so. Your teeth kind of have a grain to them that is sort of glued together, it wouldn't take much for teeth filed like that to just crumble. You'd also probably be constantly shaving the inside of your cheeks off. Right now I have a broken molar, and I have to go out of town for work all week so I just have to deal with it until I get back and can see my dentist, and its mangled my cheek and tongue because its just shattered into two razor sharp chunks that are sort of loose.
>>721895332Fat fuck
>>721892242>tfw they dont even feel painwhat a beautiful animal
>>721898192god bless AI
Sea creatures always give me a little faith. Unlike most of /v/, i love water.
>>721895609get back in the water bro, it's over
>>721900492Same. I float so I can just hang out in the pacific all day.
>>721895609
>>721895209>hope you all learned something about the ocean todaymaybe I would have, if you weren't posting pictures for ANTS
>>721899970
What bosses are like this?
>>721892242*snib*
>>721900754is food hygiene something they just dont believe in
>>721901046This is why you wear your chainmail.
>>721900754that cant be sanitary
>>721901121The sharks like it more, anyway.
>>721901164it seems cruel that a creature that will never get scritches loves them so much
>>721901208Its OUR job to give them those scritches!
>>721901116>is food hygiene something they just dont believe inThe last thing we need is them to give a shit about hygiene and health standards. Please shut the fuck up.
>>721901249thiswe dont need more fecaloids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoyJEjj6cLY
>>721901116You're implying a germ/virus/heavy metal particle would willingly remain inside an indian.
It's not sanitary, it's India
Did you know raccoons wash their food before eating it?
>thread devolved into racist scumbag bullshitI am don't understand the ignorance of the jaded peoples here We have done nothing to you. Why the sudden all hate around?
>>721901550Do not cross the Euphrates and we'll have no problem. We fucked off from your country, no reason to come here.
>>721894937>>721894995>>721895145>>721895209this is written in the most reddit way imaginable
>>721900887
I just wanna post sea creatures, man.
>>721901550>ignorance>jaded>what have we donePeople don't become "jaded" except through external influence. You have enough bad experiences to become jaded. If you're referring to Indians, it's because any time you have an issue, they're the support. They always suck and leave you more frustrated. So when we see that they also choose to live like animals, it's not hard to imagine that some people might hold resentment>inb4 I'm Indian-American and I've lived there my whole lifeYou're cool because you don't behave like that
>>721899170that's a sea lion
Remember to do a little workout every day, anons. Even a couple dozen squats throughout the day can make a difference!
>>721901773This is a deep sea imageboard, you epipelagic faggot.
>>721902006I saw you walking down the street the other day, you skip like an idiot lmao.
>>721892860Why did they do it
>>721902064How real is this in a scale of dancing cat and strawberry elephant?
>>721895609>previously I have discussed how Komodo dragons are misrepresented as incompetent hunters by mediaHuh? I always hear about how cool or dangerous these big lizards are
>>721895332>evolved to be a nice fatty morsel for orcashuh
>>721902338It's completely real, but just sped up. You can see the fish speeding by near the end.
>>721902585chat is this real
>>721899692Kek
>>721902338Its their feeding technique. Spook anything hiding in the sand and when it if anything moves it's already trapped in nature's tiny-net. And as we all know, a tiny net is a death sentence.
>Kronii half-conscious: icantbelieveitwaselizabeth....
>>721902645As real as the women in your life who love you! Which is none at all!
>>721899873Lmao
>>721901312that's a nice burger, I prefer them smashed but I bet this is good too.video games
>>721902585@grug is this real?!
>>721895609All these replies of anons backpedalling with irony and gotcha quotes only reveal their collective ignorance and why /pol/ represents them perfectly.Illiterate. Impulsive. Childish. Aka failed adults, manchild, socially challenged individuals.
>>721902735>>721902525God fuck the deep.
>>721902525I have a sneaking suspicion
>>721902840
>>721902847Eel'd.com
>>721900152sorry you cant handle cheese, tyrone
>>721895332He... He looks like me...He's built like me... I... Thank you
>>721895332lazy piece of shit
>>721903050
>/tranimal/ threadVideogames?
>>721898020You beat the final boss of New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS but THERE'S ACTUALLY SIX MORE LEVELS AFTER THIS, WOAAAAHH
>>721902938I went to an international english language highschool overseas, and one of my friends was a norwegian guy. We were sitting around talking shit like kids do and I remember him saying he had once seen some fucked up porn picture with a lady stuffing an eel in her vaggoo. But until the day I die I will hear his voice saying the title of the video in that thick norge accent "fAahn Wyufff eYullz!"
>>721903173A norwegian classic
>>721903173Baserad norrbagge.
>>721901773is being pet just something that all animals like
>>721892242Last time I played Hard Time 3>Got pissed because some faggot guard extended my jail sentence for not getting agility up in the time he wanted>got my hands on an SMG and mowed down multiple inmates and prison guards>get caught>court rules in favor of me and I get off scott free>not even five minutes after getting back>shit my pants>now wanted for shitting my pants>get caught>court rules in favor against me and extends my sentence by few days for shitting my pants
>>721892802Regretting his lastest life decision (biting a sunfish)They taste horrible and are absolutely retarded, so many sunfish have bite marks like that
>>721903350It's probably the first time those nerves got triggered in their whole lives so yes.
>>721903275Jesus dude are morays really that chill?
>>721903169>>721903173>>721903275>>721903275>>721903281>>721903350>>721903351>>721903405Uhmmmm so when are we going to talk about videogames?
>>721903457look at this dood does he look like he would hurt you?
>>721903350Yes. For a creature to pet another creature it needs to put itself in a very vulnerable and trusting state that the receiving creature respects and puts it at ease.That or it just feels pretty nice I dunno.>>721903457Generally, yeah. Eels live together in big families until they grow up, so they're super sociable and will remember previous divers petting them.>>721903469Whenever you want, champ. I recently completed the dead space remake and I enjoyed it a good bit. Other than the DEI shit it's what any remake should be.
>>721903457What else is it supposed to do against the 10x bigger fish with the weird long fins that could have killed him 50 times already but it's just not?
>>721903530
>>721902064holy fuck lmao BTFO
>>721902585AUGMENTER LE RSA POISSANGLIER!
>>721903650
>>721895332Average /v/ lurker.
>>721903457From the little I know they have their own day/night cycles. At certain times of day they're a lot more docile than others. Still if you go stuffing your hands down an eel hole expect to learn about a brand new vocabulary word. pharyngeal jaws
>>721903350Different animals react to different stimulation. It might be that they recognize the benefits of the act itself, like when a remora latches on to the surface of a shark. The shark may not necessarily 'like' it, but in the process the remora removes parasites from the Shark's underside.
>>721895609The sunfish are fucking retarded, but it's part of it's strat.Be retarded, taste really bad, be nutritionally poor, reproduce in a rate that makes bunnies look like japanese, survive and thrive.
>>721892242the dog looks in more pain than the fish
>>721903815They also have a really weird life cycle.
>>721892581fish smart
>>721903775Imagine
>greenland shark>can live up to 500 years>full of piss>eyes get eaten by parasites at some point of life
>>721902064Wtf
>>721892242>i need a fish for the final boss of the basically MSX2 crysis>say no more
>>721904000Ha ha trips piss shark
>>721903693>>721903737>>721903775>>721903783>>721903815>>721903925>>721903935>>721903947>>721903953>>721903962>>>/an/
>>721903935Lmao
>>721903935That's just a explosion animation
>>721892581It's a fish anon
>>721904052My animal folders which have 3581 files (4.72 GB) came from /v/ almost entirely.
>>721904045aww he's smiling :)
>>721902525Honest question, do random wild animals do this to each other?
Sunfish here, I fucking hate sunfish.
>>721904114Fish are just animals that float instead of walk.People think they have no brains just because they don't have legs.>>721904158No. Maybe that's why when humans do it to them, animals seem entranced by this new magical feeling.
>>721904045
>>721895609what did you debunk? also proofread your imgur posts. dumb fish.
>>721904270Cool, you're a faggot.
>>721902064>nagatoro-san on her way to torment senpai
>>721892242There's this game where (canonically) the MC has to coom over food to defeat a demon because it powers up a chubby girl (not in pic). It's a pretty degenerate game already, but it still took me back a bit
>>721904158Not exactly. There are various animals that have a niche cleaning parasites off other animals. Little shrimps set up swim-through service stations where fish line up for the little shrimp to pick off sea lice. They get an all they can eat buffet, and the fish get rid of parasites. But typically you're not touching unless you're gonna eat.
>>721894937>>721894995most fucked up thing about them is their larval stage.
>>721904491Man, I love animals being friends with other animals.
>>721901852>You have enough bad experiencesYou've had bad experiences with sun fish?
>>721904052Shut the fuck up, nigger
>>721904537Wow, IRL pokemon, I hate it.
>>721901993Honestly the core streangth on them must be pretty wild
>>721904052Based.This is a celestial board.
>>721904000>people eat thesehow
>>721904537>check early lifeEvery time.
>>721904045>aww, he's smiling
>>721904691Yeah it's how they fight eachother. They'll slam bellies with opponents for literal days until one of them tires out and fucks off, or one or both die from exhaustion. Also they can do this https://files.catbox.moe/fggnpg.mp4
>>721892242I had no idea Sea Lions ate baby whales. Wheres the mom?
>>721899970I was gonna get mad because it looked like it was gonna be a whole pizza and I think mixing carb sources like that never tastes good but this basically just being toppings is not bad at all.
>>721900754Indians eat the same shit a comically evil monster race would.
Woomy.
>>721904052Get rekt faggot
>>721895609>>721896189>>721896398>>721898330>>721899180>>721902825
>>721904554>tfw no odd couple finding nemo spinoff about neurotic shrimp boy and slovenly gobi-lad
>>721904903>Why do I come here every day>This place fucking sucks>I hate these bird things
>enemies have weak points>>721904792Did the last chunk of cheese being taken away piss you off too?
>>721904710Is that a pregnant belly? Or a leaking asshole?
>>721904158yeah its called sex. Petting is sexual stimulation for a lot of animals, especially birds.
>>721901312I need to get me a meat grinder and figure out what cuts are best for burgers.regular mince meat at the store never has the right fat ratio and the premade patties you can buy taste good but are overpriced as hell.
>>721904972I can't explain any rational reason, but ever since I was a kid and saw the national geographic documentary about emperor penguins I have been consumed by this mental image of a guy in the middle of that flock and kung fu fighting all of them. It just makes me laugh.
>>721895332I love seals. They are perhaps the cutest mammals around.
>>721905185Egg'f.
>>721905018yeah thats bullshit. I paid for this give me all the stuff.also jesus that webm
>>721905018The dog is what is called a "power bottom".All of the bisons deliscious cum belongs to him only!
>>721892242Uncharted 1 When you're at the nazi ship.I wasn't expecting it to suddenly shift into survival horror.
>>721904158Liking physical contact is an evolutionary trait shared with, maybe some exception, all animals. It releases dopamine to encourages social behaviour and mating.Human hands are an evolutionary cheat because they are so dexterous. We tame animals by making them dependent to our affections.Humanity fuck yeah.
>>721905065Mars
>>721902821You prefer destroying your food?
>>721899970that's to share... r...right?
>>721892242On the recently released>Dying light The BeastYou are asked to hunt some special zombies, extract their blood with a mcguffin injector which removed the vira part of their blood but keeps the energymonster™ power and then inject it in yourself to grow stronger I thought that was one of the most preposterous ideas put on a videogame, at least that i could remember
>>721905446Hahahaha!No.
>>721894935Ain't that a sea leopard? It's the wildest version of a seal, they'll eat a kid if they can grab it.
>>721905446That's a fairly small amount of vealza&fries for an average- sized person, I'd say?
>when you know the match is already lost
>>721893390>can't swim properly due to how short their tail fin is.This parts a common misconception. They can swim perfectly fine, they just prefer to drift simply because it saves energy. They can haul ass if threatened and swim suprisingly fast for their size
>>721904554me too.
>>721897143Theres only been 3 ever i captivity and they didnt live long but apparently they were very smart and friendly. I wish leopard seals werent limited to the very southernmost oceans.
>>721904453there is also a game where a chef makes three girls cook with his sperm, because he is pissed that women left him because his sperm tasted bad.
:)
>>721903775Wonder if you could train one of these to suck your dick.
>>721905529>>721905584oh hahaguess i have an eating disorder
>>721905446In my country that would be sold as a main dish for 4, assuming each one also asked for one entree of their own. Of course, noone would care if you order it alone.
>>721905676I didnt know they had weirdo leg stubs.freaks.
>>721905619Based
Excuse me, what is going on in this thread?
>>721905835Wow rude.
>>721896616It's not as fucked-up a design as a Flouder with both eyes on one side if its body. Imagine a fish where instead of one eye on each side of its body, it has two eyes on one side and no eyes on the other.
>>721905854Oh fuck a northern canadian is here!
>>721895332NO BULLI FAT LAZY BASTRD HES LITERALLY ME
>>721905446Uh... that's a pre-brunch snack for 1
>>721892242That part in Seventh Stand User where Rolling Stones falls out of the ceiling and kills that Saudi prince. Randomly in the middle of part 3, a part 5 stand shows up, and the game turns into Ao Oni,
>>721899715I believe that shape is to allow them to filter for krill on the side while still eating larger animals
>>721905984imagine being the first guy to catch this thing
>>721905410>mysterious not really, its a tall enough mountain located close enough to the equator that some water vapor can exist in the air, which gets lifted as it travels over the mountain until it gets high enough to nucleate a cloud. If you have a decent telescope, and a nice dark place, you can see mars, and you can see a blue haze from the atmosphere on the horizon.
>>721899970I fucking hate olives and full tomatoes. Take those out and i could eat most of that. Probably not all the fries tho
>they walk now?!?
>>721905984these things taste fucking amazing
>>721906139Imagine being the first guy to catch a parrot, and have it talk back to him. You now damn well he had a hard time telling other people with "BRO I SWEAR THAT FUCKING BIRD CALLED ME THE N-WORD!"
>>721905984Yeah it looks goofy but what does it need an eye in the seabed-side for? Probably would be a survival detriment as it gets damaged with time of scratching the sand and lets parasites enter.
>>721906301Meh, too mushy. I don't like bottom feeders.
>>721892581average leftist be like
>>72190294568% of the world population can't properly digest dairy, including a lot of white people. Literally the majority of the population shouldn't be having it. You're not even really supposed to consume that stuff past childhood. It's weird that there's so much promotion behind dairy, it's like they want people to be sick.
>>721899970why? it was perfect
>>721906207>8 brains; one in each tentacle>a DNA makeup unlike anything else found on earth (even squids)>camoflage skin unlike any other life formSome poeple think that octopodes are alien animals that hitch-hiked their way to earth inside of frozen comets, and I suspect that it might be true with how alien they are.
>>72190648650% are chinks and indians and other assorted assians and africans, so only 18% can't. Doesn't sound that bad.
>>721906486
>>721906332Evolution moved one eye to the other side of the head while leaving the mouth, fins and everything else unchanged.
>>721906486>Literally the majority of the population shouldn't be having it.The culinary customs of my country don't take the feelings of bantus into account. The vast majority of my countrymen drink milk and eat dairy just fine.
>>721896848
>>721905075How true is this? Should I feel like a creep for petting my cat?
>>721906332you'd think it would evolve into lying on its belly instead like many other animals.something this fucked up is very uncommon.
>>721906675Because the everything else is not soft flesh. If it had time to evolve without starving or getting eaten by lack of movility it means the mouth and fins are already in the right places.
>>721893306The shit you do to farm engagement
>>721906486It doesn't make me sick, and I can't imagine cheese, coffee, and cereal without it
>>721904052Fuck you, /a/ is a board full of niggers who don't even like animals.
>>721906663This had to be to spite everyone dealing with him afterwards
>>721900014Have to eat and drink like a gothic badboy unfortunately.
>>721906663What was the execution method, or did they just let him gas himself to death?
>>721906832Stop defending fish bro. They are NOT going to fuck you.
>>721895609I prefer the rant so I'm just going to chose that instead.
>>721906916>/a/I meant /an/ FUCK
>>721892581average right winger
>>721906486>including a lot of white peoplethose aren't white people
>>721906486The only people who get this weird about dairy are jealous shitskins. Europeans just consume it without thinking about it.
>>721892242Was on my like 30 or 40th attempt trying a hardcore freelancer campaign in Hitman. Got to the final showdown of the campaign, had the syndicate leader isolated and alone when they hit some glitch spot in a corner and teleported 1000 ft up into the air and outside the map. Campaign failed.Was so fucking livid I uninstalled the game. It was like six months before I finally gave it another go.
>clicks thread>start of it is about sunfishes>scroll to bottom>somehow on the topic of lactose intolerancewut
>>721906560>koislop
>>721895609kill yourself redditnigger sunfish
>>721907134Human communictaion in action.
>>721905616so is a seal eating it's skull not enough to make it feel threatened?
>>721902525>>721902938Crazy that Moray Eels of all animals seem to love getting pet so much.
Quit postin' about /pol/ shit.
>>721906937Man's first virtue is rebellion.
>>721903693The pink ribbon on a leech feeding off of an arm is an unforgettable aesthetic.I've never seen anything like it.
>>721905616>They can swim perfectly fine, they just prefer to drift simply because it saves energy>haha yeah I can jump that fence bro, I'd just prefer to preserve energy and stay here.
>>721904270do't ever touhch animals underwater some of them might have parasites and you might get them
>>721905984It's even crazier when you learn that they are born with normal eyes then one literally migrates to the other side of the head. What kind of retarded evolutionary path did it take?
>>721905984The idea of asymmetrical biology in general seems weird to me. Like owls, their ears are cocked out of line so they can track sounds without turning their heads away because their eyes can only look straight forward.
>>721907249It's not real anon.
>>721892242thats literally just the walnut in PvZ2
>>721907332I actually dated a girl that did this but with snails. I kind of miss her but she stopped talking to me suddenly. The snails were cute, at least.>>721907371All wild animals are like that, dumbass. Just wear gloves and wash your hands after.
>>721906315Cute. I wish ocean animals were tameable and kept like domestic pets...
>>721902781but i have a woman in my life who loves me! mom
>>721904149I would open the door for him.
>>721907493Sharks and eels and shit will often stay in one general area most of the season, so divers revisit them often and they'll remember them.
>>721904903>:the elephant seals are disgusting they rape pengiuns al the timethe lgbt gay lords had a feild day with this information saying how seuality is a pspectrum and shitsome penguins also got put in with a gay penguin they started to be gay and the zoo was going to sperate them the guy lords got upset
>>721907518you should call her anon, she would be really happy to hear from you
>>721900754What an awful country
>>721903947>Remember what I have taught you, Quasimodo...
>>721906640>>721906663>>721906693>>721906904You don't know how it affects you unless you stop consuming it for a while. Even then, the effects can be subtle. Like depressed mood, fatigue, bloating, etc.It's easy to overlook or get accustomed to having relatively mild symptoms. Most people who consume it are probably at least moderately intolerant and experience adverse effects without knowing that they're caused by dairy.
>>721901164I never noticed it before but shark eyes are fucking beautiful Why were we the only animals to get the most bland ass default eyes imaginable?
>>721901312Man im hungry but I gotta get groceries and I hate grocery shopping so I might just get fast food slop instead
>>721892242mambo...
>>721906315I here there's giant sting rays in the amazon
>>721907804I really like frog eyes, because they just have fake eyes painted on (Or maybe they're just see-through, I'm not a frog scientist).
>>721893306That makes OP a faggot for reposting reddit slop and you for recognizing and browsing reddit>>721896848>
>>721903947>playing an 8-ball level in splatoon 3 side order
>>721906315STEVE LOOK OUT
>>721907826
>>721907894
>>721907774Yeah it's called "feeling guilty over eating shitty but tasty food" and its psychological. Like how you feel when you force yourself to fap.
>>721907659>the elephant seals are disgusting they rape pengiuns al the timeHe tried to warn us...
>>721907774Not drinking milk makes me feel worse because I enjoy farting.
>>721906937isn't that the women? Men was content in just not eating from the tree of wisdom it was eve that ate the druit that got us bannedreally makes you think most propaganda is focused to women
>>721907404but I see it here>>721892242
>>721892581average centrist
>>721907381>because their eyes can only look straight forward.But their heads can completely turn around backwards.
>>721907826whatre you gonna order
>>721904769Scandinavians are insane. They have a fish dish so smelly its illegal to bring it into public.
>>721907774There's a reason why fermented milk is common. Fermentation gets rid of some of the side effects of milk.
>>721908181LOOK AT HIM GO
>>721892242Any team-based hero shooter. I'm expected to know 500 different characters and all their bullshit. With Rivals they have tag attacks and shit on top of it, jesus fuck, just farm me for points I guess.
>>721908197Tako time
>>721908182Ratfisk. It's fish they bury to let it rot and ferment for a while before they eat it. It's not as gross as Native Canadian blood soup, which is literally a bowl full of animal blood.
>>721898463You're going to be replaced LMAO
>>721902938>that eel when
>>721903469No because most animal eccentric games are either shovelware garbage or ferral fetish porn
>>721908002>No, I don't want that!
>>721906207Does your friend date human men?
>>721906167Lmao this goofy ah nigga think water be on Mars and shit lol
>>721896848>
>>721895191It has no means of directing itself anywhere, it just swims forward
>>721908158Yeah, but you don't want to be looking away while flying through trees in the middle of the night.
I’m currently on my first steps to getting scuba certified. I hope I’ll get my certification before my uni’s scuba club trip to south America this year
>>721905587
>>721908780huezil?
>>721905237That a yeen and possibly female
>>721908998Then it's a female, straight powerbottom dog.
>>721908780Oh hell yeah bro.Pro tip, there's theses caves around with these signs with funny letters on them. You should totally go explore them, they're neat.
>>721904554Don't forget about grouper and moray eel
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>>721903126That guy fucks.
>>721909365Dude failed the seal's dominance check, now all seals will know he's a little BITCH.
>>721906286Ottors are the cutest unlivable assholes on earth
What are some good cooking games?
>>721906486God it feels good to be white.
>>721903405So Sunfish have no blood and look like some stuffed animal inside?
>>721903173>"fAahn Wyufff eYullz!"I don't get it. What is this supposed to mean?
>>721910358You're too respectful of baby rights to understand.
@Mods@Jannies@HiroshiMootThis thread is offtopic. Can you guys remove it please?
>>721892242Literally me minutes ago after watching ayylien isolation ending. What a shit ending it is. Still better than last amnesia but fuck the bar is low with that one.I feel cheated and robbed, street all this backtracking and 3 tones game could've ended already it dragged on to this? Fuuuuuck.
>>721910358fun with eels
>>721909490Still don't know why psychos kill these furballs with bats :(
>>721896848>The Man of Shade
>>721910572>This thread is offtopic. Can you guys rem-ACCKKKK!
>>721910727Pelts. It's why a lot of cute small animals are hunted. Dudes are super soft.
>>721910727>Snake, do you know of the World Eskimo-Inuit Olympics? >Seal beating is a traditional event at the World Eskimo Indian Olympics, testing spiritual and physical strength while enduring the cold.
>>721910672Hmm, okay... Norwegians can be pretty goofy, but I feel like they usually are pretty good at english, too.
>>721905117iirc the most common split is 80/20
>>721910727We don't hunt white coats anymore. Still hunt seals though. They're tasty.
>>721902064
>>721895191I dont get it either
>>721910727Because they're being killed for the fur. If you use a blunt force weapon like a club you kill the animal without puncturing or damaging the fur, and limits how much blood gets on it.
>>721911178The fuck are those?
>>721892242Isn't that fish dead though?
>>721911178>gf's family owns a lake cabin>go swimming in the lake>she tells me not to go too close to one side>it's like 15 ft away>ask her why>it's filled with leechesI've lived within 20 miles of this place and never once have I seen a leech in a body of water.
>>721911341Leeches
>>721911178The chiba tetsu pool
>>721908434Hey now, blood is good. I personally like to mix some blood with my scrabled eggs.
>>721911347Nah. Sunfish are like 90% useless cardilage. They also have no feeling on it, so they just keep floating, slowly rotting away.
>>721911178Bilewater...home....
>>721907404>It's not real an-CHOMP
>>721895332O hey it's Saber
>>721892581tbf it did just have it's brain bitten out
>>721911565>all those other scarsDo they just get the shit kicked out of them all day long?
>>721911868It's a fish anon for all we know it has 4 brains in different parts of the body
>>721911869They love to go to the surface and soak in the sun. Which mean they also get birds on them and boats.
>>721892242*munch munch munch*
>>721911178Are these leeches or just actual parasites that can live inside you?
>>721911868Heh, you've fallen for my ingenious deception. Over 8 gorillion years I have trained so that my brain is now the size of a pea, located in a secure pocket right behind my eye.
>>721912202>!>何いぃ!?
>>721906774Only if you do that butt slap thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517yf9XkQdk
>>721892242why did god created such stupid fish
>>721912202Kubooooooooo
>>721912371>*teleports 400 yards behind you onto a beach*
>>721892242Why does the wound look like its stuffed with cotton>>721892581How do you know? Maybe its in total agony
>>721912592>Why does the wound look like its stuffed with cottonIt's filled with bones, lots of them.
>>721902945I didn't say I couldn't handle it. I said it's fucking disgusting, because it is.
>walk up to the beach>these guys slap your gfs assWhat do?
>>721912542>since when were you under the impression I need water to survive
>>721912847Forgot my cool pic
>>721912007I mean, things do fuck with them too.
>>721912931why did you post a picture of me (god's perfect creation)
>>721912542>10000 pics of beached retard fish>none of them appear to be touched by a single seabirdDo they really taste that bad?
>>721907894why frogs are so retarded?
>>721896848>shade man
>>721899970For the yankees itt that's a Milanesa a la Napolitana, basically a fried beef schnitzel covered like a traditional pizza. It's really good, but I'm not sure why this dude prepared the whole topping separately like that. Usually you put it all together in the oven for a bit so the schnitzel absorbs the flavors and liquids.
>>721899051>patch of yellow snowfatty literally pisseded and sharded itself
>>721913208I don't think birds are that picky so I guess they literally don't recognize it as food, but as a weird ass rock?
>>721907804>Why were we the only animals to get the most bland ass default eyes imaginable?I don't know. Have you tried not being brown?
Best gamer fuel?
>>721913579voreGODS get in here
>>721913579For me its this.
>>721892581>Fish is maga voters>Seal is the consequence of their actions
I wish I lived near seals. The sea life where I live sucks.
>>721913819I think if you live anywhere near the ocean then they are pretty common
>>721907894Budgett's frog is an exception. I do not like those eyes
>>721892581average chud remorse leftist
>>721905185egg
>>721914708
>>721892242More than confusion, it was terror.In Project Wingman, mission 15 of the game when victory seems almost innevitable, but Crimsom 1 decides to trigger a second apocalypse.All those cruise missiles, too many, too far. You can't possibly intercept them all.And then the flash and thunder.
>>721913902I looked it up and apparently we do have them. I've never seen any in south jersey despite surfing and boating for 20 years. I think I just live in a bad area for it. I do see a lot of dolphins.
>>721905984Oh no, bros.
>>721905984Flounders can simply be explained with "hey, it fucking works." Scientists aren't baffled as to how they haven't gone extinct or anything like that. Switching to bottomfeeding later in life has an advantage and Flounders were crazy enough to go for it.
>>721915913That's an otter, not a seal.
>>721915913those are clearly dogs
>>721915913its a seal eat dog world out there
>>721895609nice read, thanks for debunking. also learned about the amazingly weird creature called the by-the-wind sailor the article mentioned.
>>721913579YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, PAL.
>>721916190
>>721894937why didnt you made this in non retard resolution?Im not going to read these turds
>>721916232
>>721901116as much as people made fun of themjeet probably have the best immune system on earthand since they dont get sick they had to use train to keep their population in check instead
>>721903775So literally the graboids from Tremors?
>>721916065I know what I saw
>>721916020>hits venerable old age of 20>i'm too tired to be active let's just eat shit for the rest of my lifehe's just like me
>>721916108Why are they such cunts?
>>721913579>Still moving inside
>>721916554>BirdThat's obviously a caterpillar
>>721916232You can't stop all of us!
>>721892242First time I fought Midra going in blind. I was expecting a lot of things. Not THAT.Also when you first go to the siofra riverwell for the first time. Ash Lake 2.0 moment.>Spectral steed has faced ancient dragons and demigods but is beri frigthen here, no pass further.Then the tower of Latria fuckers arrive.Leaving Elden Ring to Enter a Bloodborne area, with Demon's Souls atmosphere with a Dark Souls 3 boss at the end is an experience I will never forget. I was hyped everytime after the first one. But the first I was that fish. Nani?And it's a fucking dlc
>>721912931tell my gf to call me lugosi and suck their blood out
>>721913579>>721916670Reminded me of the video where a couple of these ate out of the still living deer's ribcage and got through the womb to a living fawnFucking harrowing stuff
>>721908780Don't worry about getting deep water qualifications if you feel under pressure, fren.18m is more than enough to see the vast majority of what's worth seeing underwater, and nobody really gives a fuck if you "accidentally" go down a few more if there happens to be something interesting.
>>721901707newfag doesn't know this is how 4chan used to be pre-2015
I only ever keep pet that can help me masturbate
>>721894935Seals are like dogs. They have a powerful bite, but why they would bite you if they know they get snacks from humans? Sea Lions are water Boars and will absolutely fuck you up if you get near them when they are sunbathing, but they don't even get close when they are swimming around. I've swam around both and never felt threatened but they are still predators, I wouldn't let a child swim near them.Sea Leopards are actually Sea Tigers. Run. But afaik Sea Leopards dont see people as food and even get curious around them. Those mouths are nightmare fuel.
MANTIS SHRIMP, USE BULLET PUNCH
>>721913579
>>721894937>>721894995>>721895145>godRetard alert!
>>721895609Wait, 300 million eggs was the true part?
>>721917485JANNY
>>721916864I've seen countless videos of animals having their balls chewed off by predators while they're still alive.
>>721917430H-hayai!
>>721917148> when you were too lazy to clear the entire map before planting the bomb
>>721903775When the teeth open wide and there's more teeth insideThat's a moray
>>721892242Honestly, sunfish look like they taste bad, do the asians eat them?
>>721918151That's honestly the ultimate edibility test. If the chinese don't eat it, it's worthless.
>>721911868Moa moa fish is retarded anyway. Their whole life cycle is laying a quadrillion eggs, filter feeding and getting too big for most predators to deal bother with. Those fuckers are absolutely massive.
>>721902064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmcrzOY2gCY
>>721898617Took me years to beat him on the hardest difficulty.
>>721893306Go back.
>>721918308Philip, I thought you were dead.
>>721917485Ia it normal just tk have them shit all over your floors? Even the dog was offended
>>721899715I wonder what would we picture Seals as if all we had from them was their fossilized skeleton
>>721903350Yes.
>>721904387Underrated.!
>>721918963Stupid horny furry!
>>721904773Kek
>>721896848Nice, wish I had the vid at hand to post it
>>721899882Something about these fleshy slugs with a toby fox dog face is both hilarious and adorable. I almost can't believe they're real.
>>721913208IIRC a very large proportion of a sunfish's body is cartilage. It's why no one catches them for meat, because even if they are edible you wind up throwing away like three quarters of the damn thing anyway.
>>721908197>remembering that one time
>>721916670i remember a video of a chick getting swallowed and you could hear the chirping inside the snake.
>>721895332i look like this
>>721907371Shut up, queer.
>>721920179Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a fish to cook, and you'll get pizza for a lifetime.
IHATEANIMALS
>>721898330I fucking hate snobbish cunts who ram their heads up their ass the second something like the quality of YouTube videos is brought up. "But you see I am so very smart. I clicked the first 5 videos I got when I Googled 'how mow lawn', AND THEY WERE ALL DREADFUL. How intelligent I am for recognizing that the dead eyes middle-aged man performing for clicks might not be A+ material". I'm not smart. I can recognize a shit YouTube video. I just don't have balloon of my own farts on standby every time I scroll past one
>>721915913why did that beaver attack that skunk
>>721900668I look like this and walk like this.
>>721894937>fish>sleeping
>>721906486Cheese is one of man's greatest inventions
>>721896189Except foreskins, he fucked up on that apparently. Thankfully the kikes and christards are fixing that
>>721905421Smash burgers are pretty good anon.
>>721895332made for clubbing
>>721913818>Seal is the consequence of their actionsTrump in the white house, spics being deported and faggy dems chimping out as always (ensuring another republican victory in the future)?Damn I love me some consequences.
>>721892242Why is the fish full of cotton
do fish even feel pain? almost seems like they are just plants with eyes
>>721916647Typical mammal monkey behaviour. Can't relax around them.
>>721907371just don't have sex with them
>>721903553>>721903275>>721902938these are just water cats
>>721917485>pharaoh's curse
>>721922365>SLOPolitics.Idgaf.More funny animals please.
>>721895609IP location: Mariana Trench
721922365Bot post
>>721921042disgusting food
>>721922365>immediately devolves into politicsIt's like 3% of the thread. Anyway, it's most likely the same retard crying to the jannies trying to get the thread deleted. A futile attempt to derail it so it can get pruned. Don't give him the engagement he desires.
>>721914030He is cute and valid and wholesome and stanned and chungus and reddit gold and invited to the bbq chud.
>>721913429>Pokemon Stadium Dig animation
>>721910572@NINTENDO @FBI DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>721910572remove THIS*sits on you*
TOO BAD we already hit the bump limit!
>>721917148Snakes are so cool man
>>721923078>Murderous intent with none of the capability
>>721905984>all those repliesIsn't it just halfway between a standard fish and a standard ray?And seeing as we're apparently surrounded by fish nerds, what's the best uni course for somebody interested in marine biology?
>>721920481t. Darla Dimple
>>721907804Human eyes are extremely optimal for day time visual acuity. Only birds rival our ability to percieve in good light.
>>721922561Nice argument but unfortunately you are indian
>>721923078mmm essential oils, my favorite food group!
>>721895332Cute fat little useless retard. This is what women should strive to be. But cuter and less fat and with bigger tits and ass
>>721901993EVERYTIME YOU EAT RAMENDO SIX SIIITUPS
>>721906948RIP Cobes
