https://youtube.com/watch?v=TF79l6It5fo
Hopefully the xenomorphs get that alien.
>>721894010I played it in VR and it's genuinely awful. I wouldn't play this game again if you gave it me for free.
yaaay
Why are they raping the Alien franchise so hard?First Earth and now this
>>721894010Is that the dumbest fucking title in modern history?
>>721894908How so?
>>721894843Lmao, where is that taken from? It's stitched together, isn't it?
>>721894010>3-4 hours longmeh, how much does she talk?
>>721894921>Xenomorphs were the good guys all along and humans are the real monstersIs basically the premise of the show
>>721895042A fucking lot
>>721894921>How so?
Aliens: Dark Descent 2 never ever?
>>721895040new dogshit disney alien show
>>721895096>>721895065Please explain the plot a little lol
>>721895067Doesn't sound worth it then, thanks.
Oh fucking god now i remember this game. It was a VR game that bombed horribly, now they turned it into an FPS and slapped a PART 1 on the title trying to bait sequels.
>>721894010>As long as ONE colonial marine fights back, we still have a chance to survive.Ah yes. The few. The proud. The stupid.
>>721895040>he doesn't know about the alien tv show Oh you sweet summer child.
>>721894010>alien vs alien
>>721895175the minds of a bunch of kids with terminal deceases were downloaded into synths, humans bad, white peepo bad, aliens good
>>721895193It really isn't.
>>721895175Human girl soul in androgynous android body becomes neo from the matrix and mind controls aliens and gains remote access to computers while a black android works for yeland wukanye and does ambiguously evil things. Also a hideous ginger woman android is there.
>They are coming for Predator nextAAAAHHHHHH! Stop ruining every fucking franchise!
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>>721895467>nextToo late.
>>721895467We must be better predators.
>>721894010I'm an Alien fanatic and for that exact reason I shan't be touching this. I know Zula from terrible books and comics and she's an absolutely awful character that I don't want to interact with. I have Negro-Nigger-Double Black-Woman exhaustion.
>>721895441why would she be able to speak with aliens anyways? this makes no sense, the others dont have that ability either. and if they put that ability in her, why didn't they speak with the aliens with some machine and have an army of them?
>>721895383ok now send in the synths
>>721895872Writers and director wanted to make their own thing but were forced to cram it into Alien to get approved.
>>721895128That game was fun, sad it didn't seem to have done well enough for a sequel.
>>721895383>casing ejections>the pulse rifle uses caseless ammunition
>>721894010>black woman (?) on cover I shan’t be playing this.
>>721895527wtf is that shitgoblins are inherently evil and were created to be agents of evil by morgoth
>>721896086Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>721895995on the contrary, it did do well. We'll be seeing a sequel sooner or later.
>>721894010it looks well done but goofy and not capturing the atmopshere
>>721896180>on the contrary, it did do well.
>>721895042>3-4 hours longI like kind of short games, maybe 10 hours is great but under five isn't even worth the time to get into.
>>721895527>baby xenomorphwhat ? don't those fuckers grow up in like hours? besides what the fuck ? xenomorphs don't have mothers other than the queen?
>>721895872>why would she be able to speak with aliens anyways?Because the writers of the show are hilariously incompetent. From the very first episode that bitch is clearly being setup as the scion. It is the dumbest fucking show I've ever seen in my life and I've seen some real stupid shit. My favorite thing about the show is one of the episodes is called "the real monsters" cause ya know humans are the real monsters, so deep. None of what happens is explained magical shit just happens inexplicably and everyone is retarded and insane like prometheus to make suspense. If I didn't know any better I'd say they were trolling with this show its that retarded, it doesn't seem possible someone actually made this with sincerity.
>>721896037You expect these trannies to know the source material? Also what the fuck are these discount swat costumes from the halloween shelf? Black in the jungle, really?
>>721894010AHAHAHAHA, wtf is this trailer. Why are Aliens just walking around slowly while getting shot. Isn't a game trailer supposed to show the best parts of the game?
>>721895592why is a synth helping a predator? what is going on with these shitty new age alien and predator shit lol.
>>721896362>Also what the fuck are these discount swat costumes from the halloween shelf?We're assembling a team.
>>721895723There's been black people in Aliens before....
>>721896942But they were the good black people, the black people that were male, stayed in the backround and died when told.
>you vatched the whole season>i vill look forward to season 2>you vill continue to seethe>you vill watch all of season 2>you vill continue to seethe
only alien 1 was good, alien 2 sucked ass-turning a horror movie into braindead hollywood action slop is bad, and no i will not watch the other movies
Why not just adapt this?
>>721897415not progressive enough
>>721897382>no i will not watch the other moviesYou're missing out on seeing ripley get gang banged by bri'ish convicts and charles dance, who's the only character you give a shit about, get killed off 5 minutes into the movie.
>>721895383
>>721894010The last aliens game I played was avp 2010
>>721896037>tfw aliens romulus adds in a rifle that came before the aliens pulse rifle, and says the marines were using them>it has smart gun tech in the stock without the use of a monocular>450 round magazine
>I drank the goo
>>721897535when i watch old movies, even though a lot of them are hard-left and sometimes borderline communist propaganda, they never seem to be gay and lame like modern liberal slop. wonder why this is
>>721897878take some tylenol youll be fine
>>721897382Aliens is not only the best Alien movie, it is literally one of the best science fiction films of all time.
>>721894337
>>721897702>somehow has 450 rounds of something in the mag wellI don’t see how this is possible
>>721897382aliens > alien > power gap due to british crew being faggot losers and weird cgi > alien 3 > power gap > resurrection > *vomits blood*
>>721894843They're turning fucking ALIEN of all things into Jurassic World now? Really?
>>721898024Looks like a kriss vector without magazine lmao
Only Alien and Prometheus are canon.
>>721897920the internet is rife with contrary evidence against their kind of narratives
>little faggot ceo zoomer convinces the engineer to defect>crash-landing the ship into a fucking city, killing innocentsFuck is this retarded logic?
>>721894010I wish they could remaster the Aliens vs Predator 2 game from 2001. This new game feels more like a reskinned Serious Sam. Seriously 4 xenomorphs and they couldn't assassinate a marine? Yes assassinate. Remember in Aliens the movie, the xenomorphs figured out how to cut the power, and find new ways to get inside. Recent writers are treating the xenomorphs like animals, idiots they have superb intelligence as well. It's not their body that's deadly, it's their ability to think that's deadly.
>>721894010>newIt's been playable in VR for a long time. Stop being poor for christ's sake.
>>721898551Pretty much how I feel. Have you not played any of the avp games btw?
>>721898551I would put Romulus higher cause honestly that film got way more hate than it deserved but outside of that I agree with basically everything.
>>721898551>Alien 3belongs in B tier with prometheus>B tier bump those slop down to C tier>Haven't playedYou need to play Alien dark descent and the AVP games nigga
>>721898610AVP2 was probably the best aliens game ever overall. God bless monolith. Gave you a shit ton of great weapons for the marine campaign and a mech, cool weapons for pred (but spear gun having limited ammo was stupid imo, but the plasna gun makes up for it), and the xeno campaign having a fucking first person player controlled chestbursting bit was fantastic
>>721898741The plot of romulus made zero fucking sense. The best part were the characters who we barely got any time with, and the zero g action scene. Also i cannot believe they reused ripleys line from aliens for the synth bro. What a stupid fucking movie
>>721898987I liked it cause it was an actual horror film with tension while not just lazily copying past films, actually doing it's own thing and having decent enough characters.
>>721894010>FPSStop doing this shit with the Alien IP.Aliens are fast, stealthy creatures that ambush their prey. They don't run out into the open and line up in front of whatever they are attacking waiting their turn to be shot. Every fucking Alien FPS game does this and it looks fucking retarded.
>>721898836You could reuse the ammo from the speargun though. I remember shooting off heads with it and then collecting it with the head
>>721899112Yeah you can collect them but I fucked up and forgot to and I’m still salty about it
>>721894010Alien fans really eating shit these days
>>721894010>I AM WOMAN>HEAR ME ROAR, AYY LMAOS!brave and stunning, her girlfriend must be proud
>>721898148Worse.In Jurassic World he he knew the raptors could turn on him at any moment and treating them as deadly dangerous. There's a part in the first film where he almost gets killed by them. He straight up tells the military guy they cannot be domesticated and trying to turn them into weapons is fucking retarded.In Alien Earth it's literally just a pet that obeys her every command without question. And why? Does she have some sort of leverage? No. It just does.
>>721895096I watched the show. I liked the show. The finale was an utter let down and i fear we won't get a 2nd season because of it.The Yutani/Prodigy negotiation scene was pure kino, so you know there were capable writers and direction for SOME episodes.The fucking "we have a handful of directors and each will direct different episodes" trend should be eradicated
>>721899210>In Alien Earth it's literally just a pet that obeys her every command without question. And why? She speaks their language and they think she's the queen.
>>721896667Literally no white men allowed.
>>721899352>The fucking "we have a handful of directors and each will direct different episodes" trend should be eradicatedThat has nothing to do with the writing though. Writing being dogshit is the main issue.
>>721899381>She speaks their languageSo what? You speak the same language as me but that doesn't mean you're going to blindly follow my every command. And we're the same species. I assume.>and they think she's the queenOn what basis?
>>721899063The tension was good and there are some really solid moments, but goddamn weyland should’ve been picking that space station apart the second they lost contact, it’s so stupid that a bunch of kids got to it first. The birthing scene was also fucked but it’s another interesting addition to fucked up alien birthing scenes in these movies (prometheus and avp2). I wasn’t expecting the breast milk goo. Remove the callback to aliens and remove weird cgi ian holm, and it would’ve been better too— despite the nonsensical situation that got the kids up there in the first place. Also the ridiculous 450 round magazine gun. Jesus they really didn’t want to show someone reloading the damn thing— or hell give it a longer magazine. Fucking thing is supposed to be the predecessor to the pulse rifle, which carries 99 rounds in some sort of fucked up triple stacked horseshoe bizarro feeding mechanism. Ik I’m bitching but goddamn I think the characters deserved to be in a better movie
>>721899471>On what basis?I assume that the queen is the only one who can communicate with them verbally (as seen in aliens as well) and the drones can only communicate non-verbally with each other.
>>721899457>direction has nothing to do with writingIt has all to do with it. A shitty direction can destroy a good script. A good direction can save shitty writing.Bram Stoker's Dracula is the prime example of this
>>721899471Remember Alien 4? The spacebugs thought Ripley was their queen cause she was cloned back to life using xeno adn.They are bugs, they don't reason. They see or feel or hear something familiar to them and they obey. They aren't smart. They don't act on reason, and that's why they are so dangerous
>>721899575>as seen in aliens as wellWe never see the alien queen talk in Aliens. It gestures with its head.
>>721897920They used to make stories and characters that had underlying themes whereas now the themes are front and center with everything else being an afterthought.
>>721899580>A good direction can save shitty writing.How so? In no reality can a scene with dialogues such as >>721895318 be made any good.
>>721899662>The spacebugs thought Ripley was their queen cause she was cloned back to life using xeno adn.No. They try to kill her many times in the film. Only the stupid hybrid thought she was mommy.
>>721894010There appears to be a black woman on the cover. Havent we moved past this
>>721899710I distinctly remember the scene where Ripley threatens to burn the queen's eggs when xenomorphs still try to advance so the queen yells to stop them.
>>721894010>part onefuck off
>>721899862>>721899710https://youtu.be/dGhKY8RYx2U?si=OSos6VS-TRFwm-3z&t=84
>>721898551There should be E F G H rows with romulus in H, its just a collage of member berry moments from every previous movie but done worse in the most tone deaf way imaginable. Prey should be F, that bitch chasing a deer and gliding across grass like its an ice rink and magically pulling rope hatchets back to herself like magneto is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in a movie.
>>721899862>xenomorphs still try to advance so the queen yells to stop them.No. They stop before she even threatens to burn the eggs. They back off when the queen gestures at them. There is no sound coming from the queen except heavy breathing. There is not even a hint that some sort of sound based communication is taking place. It was so taken for granted aliens don't talk that all the comics and books had them communicating by pheromones or something for decades.
>>721895441the black guy is a cyborg
>>721899956>>721900062well the queen does shriek after the eggs burn and the xenomorphs attack on that (command?)
>>721899423timothy olyphant is a white man
>>721900119Doesn't he just have a robot arm?
>>721894010black beast on cover = no buy
>>721900175He is one of the "bad" guys tho.
>>721894337heh...
>>721900119
>>721898024tiny boolet
>>721898024Thermal Clips
>>721894010lemme guess, it's another first person slop game where you play as a nigger tranny space marine shooting up mooks...When will we ever get a 3rd person stealth game where you play as the xenomorph making minced meat of space marines?
>>721896224What about vanquish? It's short but it's also the best tps ever made...
>>721897967With the thing from Carpenter.
I've only ever heard here that there is a new Alien show. So androids/synthetics are using aliens against humans?
>>721899352Wendy being liked by everyone (including the antagonist of the series), able to control every kind of technology (including sentient synthetics) and able to control xenos (because they just fucking like her) didn't raise any flags for you? She has mega OC donut steel energy. She's twice the mary sue that Rey ever was. You're retarded if you don't see this.
>Alien prequel show>Everyone is using touchpads and iphone level technology
>>721898809They weren't included in the tiermaker thing I used, only Isolation was. AvP2 (the game) is great. Haven't played the first one. Both AvP movies are awful.
>>721894337SHEEEEIIIIIT
>>721900541the avp games are the closest youll ever get to that. https://youtu.be/ELJD4MQ5wn4
>>721900175I feel bad for him. He's actually good in this.
>>721900720He said he liked the show, you could jingle keys in front of his face and he'd be in awe of the special effects.
>>721900727I'm glad at least Romulus finally got it right doing the retro sc-fi making everything clunky and CRT
>>721894010isn't that the black operator from the Matrix?
>>721896086hey cool it with the antisemitism anon
>>721900727You spend the entire season thinking this dude has some shady plan or ulterior motive. Then he just does some karate shit before getting his spine broken and he's out. What an unsatisfying show.
>>721900767Not shown in that shot: the job application documents threatening her
Romulus was great for like 20 minutes or so and then it just fell apart when they go on board the ship with the alien.
>>721900941It was a good movie, stop being a jaded faggot.
>>721894843Is that girl in the middle animated from AI or something? Why does she look so uncanny? She's not even looking at the xenomorph!
>>721900941The chestbursting took like 5 minutes to happen, didnt it take like hours in the other movies lol
>>721900996I can't, retard. I've watched actually good films so I have that to compare your zoomerslop to.
>>721900996no lmao.
>every aliens movie ends with the alien being shit out an airlock into space>every nu-aliens movie ends with some sort of hybrid monster how would you change things up?
>>721901037she's actually retarded in the show.
>>721895065I haven't watched the show but humans in the books were always pretty evil. The Xenomorphs are essentially bugs so morality can't be applied to them.
>>721901091>hating the sperg alienlol
They turned the alien into a dog. The scariest monster in movie history got reduced to a dog. What were they thinking?
>>721901104>how would you change things up?instead of the black goo making an albino hybrid with moner, my white penis makes one with her
>>721900996it was shit, get some taste faggot
>space station has 'immortality' black goo sitting in a lab that's apparently very valuable>everything goes to shit>the company doesn't give a fuck and lets it sit up there and the space station is going to crash into the rings in 36 hours??? but why
>>721895872It's been done before in other alien media. Some humans could communicate with the aliens in their dreams and shit. I don't disagree that it's dumb but it's not a new idea.
>>721901264>tfw they cut a scene where the engineer hybrid sucks on her tits
>>721895249I have fact to back this up but I believe it's>she>>721895164Wait what, xeno is afraid of crab?>>721895383>shooting at it point blank>doesn't affect it at all>nigger dies firstKEK>>721895592Why is her face cracked?
>>721901083>I've watched actually good films so I have that to compare your zoomerslop to.Its not good even in isolation everything in it is so fucking stupid.
>>721901104Hybrid airlock into the atmosphere
>>721901263they were thinking "there's no such thing as bad word of mouth, right?" and "it literally doesn't matter what we do, we'll get a season 2 simply due to the franchise name"it's too risky to spend a lot of money on actually trying to make a show that people clamor for, so they just take the guaranteed brand recognition payday and move on to the next IP. hope you're ready for Waterworld: The Series that's a shitty prequel mostly set on dry land. or "Gremlins" where the mogwai are a society that live like ewoks on sentinel island and the plot is how white people colonialism turned them into gremlins.
>>721901690>Waterworld: The Series Nobody is going to touch waterworld with a 100000 foot pole, kek
>>721901401>"Look mom, I'm acting!"
>>721894010Looks terrible. The alien should be large, imposing, and highly resilient to most small arm weaponry. There's a reason why Isolation knocked it out of the park and all alien media has been copying it since.
>>721901104have a powerful black women stomp the alien to death.
>>721901401>mrw seeing cute latina tiddies leaking goo
>>721901823lmao
>>721901091>>721901823omg he's literally me.
>>721895383jesus christ that's almost halo tv series levels bad
>>721901737why? the movie being an expensive misstep when it released doesn't make it untouchable. if anything, it's underperformance and later classification as a cult classic makes it extra fucking ripe for modern exploitation, and they can do it really fucking cheap by making it a shitty prequel where surf dracula doesn't get his surfboard until the finale
>>721902001at least they managed to make this series somewhat Alien related for more than 10% of the runtime
>>721901737You say that but they planned on making that a show and they greenlit this piece of shit so I wouldn't rule it out at this point.
>>721902097That's why I never watch these slop tv series. They're just an excuse for some failed writer to insert their oc donut steel characters and plotlines by using a successful franchise as a vehicle
>>721898551Pretty good
>>721895096>Animal playingI don't know what that is but I imagined Animals by maroon 5
>>721899786They really don't. The xenos are only after the human contrabandists. I remember they even ignore the synth until they realized she's a threat
>>721902025>the movie being an expensive misstepIt didn't underperform though. Their set was destroyed by a storm and had to be rebuilt, which blew up the budget. Without that happening, it would have done fine. A modern remake wouldn't be any good sadly. It would be another Last of Us show focusing on homosexuals and transsexuals. It would likely lose the charm of the original. And likely miss out on the Smoker's backstory where they're capitalists focusing on "everlasting growth" and never-ending consumption. They literally killed everyone else and destroyed all the floating atolls, and are confused they're running out of shit to take. This isn't a good thing to point out to their audience who they want to keep consuming.
Wendy’s godlike technology manipulation was probably one of the most retarded things in the new show, I mean there was a lot of retarded stuff but that was top 3
>>721899745Be real, when good direction saves shitty writing, you usually can't tell, cause you think "wow, what a good scene overall".The director has the last saying during shooting, and a shitty script can be changed or scrapped by the director. If the "run" or "now we rule" got passed, it's because the dumb ass episode director thought it was good.
>>721902437nonsense. they LOVE making an audience boo the consumerist materialist bad guys. it warms the jewish heart seeing goyim behave so ironically.
>>721900720Yeah, it was stupid he killed a xeno by herself, it was stupid she got to communicate with one. It was fucking stupid she had the ability to control "old" technology and turn even screen into a surveillance camera. I've watched every Alien media. Earth isn't even in the top 5 for me. All I said was "I liked it". Didn't say it was a masterwork. No Alien movie is, not even the first one. I get to like subpar series, cause I don't feel like watching 6D chess shit when all I want is to enjoy scifi alien slop. It's not that deep
>>721900727>Alien prequelPost Alien, pre Aliens. Ripley is still drifting in space with Jonesy
>>721900996>get away from her you... bitch?>REMEMBER ASH?
>>721902850>it had to be braindead idiocy or else it would have been 6D chess shit too hard for me to understandjesus christ target audience detected
Episodes 1+2+5 were kino. Scenes were morrow and kirsch were kino. The initial concept of taking dying kids and turning them into adult synths was kinoEverything else was too much sloppy and stupid to give excuses for. Prodigy Corp is essentially a global super power and got brought to its knees by five synths and an alien. The alien was somehow fucking invincible to pulse rifles (but they aren’t pulse rifles!) well don’t make them look and sound like pulse rifles okay babe? The young alien was somehow basically unstoppable by security forces well equipped but somehow Morrow was able to basically capture it solo with a 60 year old stun gun and some cum spray, did tech not improve over 60 years? Characters got dumber over the course of the season and Boy Kavalier walking directly into the prison cell with 5 synths that want to rip his cock off was just absurd,
>>721902987being a glorified clipshow of Alien 1-3 was kino. it just began to suck when it became a clipshow of resurrection/prometheus/etc.
>>721902552godlike technology manipulation, super godlike strength, fall from a mile up and immediately start running, etc. They think their terminators/T1000 for some reason. Literally Neo from the Matrix waving his hand around and manipulating reality. They kinda forgot that androids in the Alien series are not like that at all. They're only slightly above humans in reflexes and coordination but still easily killable.
right in the ebony folder
>>721902997is it too hard for you to read and breath at the same times?they aren't mutually exclusive, you moronall i said was don't expect geniality from a franchise that had none since the beginning
>>721903130>I get to like subpar series, cause I don't feel like watching 6D chess shiti can read just fine, smoothbrain
>>721903286you clearly can't, dimwit
>>721903075>They're only slightly above humans in reflexes and coordinationand only when in an 'expected' situation where all the programming is doing what it's intended to. when thrown into an emergent situation, they get that slight robotic delay in their actions.
>>721903036>Prodigy Corp is essentially a global super power and got brought to its knees by five synths and an alienThe super genius trillionaire kinda forgot he had hundreds of guards and instead brought one singular man, forgot that his special prison could be opened by wifi, forgot that small pistols don't hurt synths and he didn't bring any stun guns that immediately disable synths, and forgot that it's dumb to walk into melee range. He's very forgetful, you see
Hasn’t Disney lost enough money yet?
>>721903075They barely even acknowledged or considered the implications of her godlike powers. KB was just like “neat!” She should’ve been lobotimized like nibs for that imo
>>721903329'reading' means looking at all the words, left to right, and comprehending them. you want me to ignore most of what you've typed and magically jump to the conclusion you want me to.seek help. or would that be too "6D chess" for you?
>>721903483>Did you just say I should have been lobotomized?!
>>721903523sure, retardeverything needs to be """bigbrain""", cause you need validation from others when you say to them "hey i watched this show, am i smart yet?"go be a cringe faggot somewhere else
>>721903710Why were the other guards just standing there and watching them rip apart their companions?
>>721903801STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
I feel like the scene where they discover their own graves could’ve been much more powerful. Like maybe after Nibs got her brain wiped she would discover them on a dark cloudy day while she was following some little creature or something, and that event would set her back to being unhinged. Instead the mind wipe basically did nothing because she turned unhinged within the episode or something from just a convo with Wendy. Instead they find the graves during broad daylight and don’t really say anything. It should’ve happened earlier in the season as well, to set the synths up better to hate Prodigy
jesus christ
>>721903863If you draw tusks on her, she'll look like the predator from badlands lol.
Needs some ancient mysterious aliens shit
why did everyone say Alien Earth was unmissable TV?this looks dumb as hell and Giger must be turning in his grave
WAIT THESE ARE ALL KRISS VECTORS AHAHAH WHT THE FUCK
>Let's make our androids super strong, fast, resilient, resistant to bullets, and with no way of shutting them down! >Also, give them free will and emotions
>>721904152they killed all the engineers in prometheus and wipes a lesser cast of them in covenantunless there's a soft reboot or pull a rogue faction out of the ass, you won't see them anymorewhich is a shame. Prometheus, will all its faults, was a high peak in the franchise
>turn little girl into a robot>pwease send us into the crashed spaceship>ok sure>little girl grapples with an alien without freaking out>she is trapped in a dark room with killer alien, she still isn't freaking out>little girl ripped the ayy in two without getting any acid on her
>>721904240And put kids minds in them. Also we need aliens for a bioweapon because they are really effective
>>721904226p90 is so last yearwe need new future looking gun
>>721904587still fucks me up how the original pulse rifle is a thompson, remington 870, and a spas 12 combined
>>721904152>>721904368Aliens Dark Descent did it well.
>>721904152They're ruining the entire idea of "Alien" by making extraterrestrial life commonplace and very mundane. Now, not only is the black alien not unique, it's just one of hundreds of dangerous organisms found all over! With how dangerous they are, there's literally zero reason they shouldn't expect to encounter hostile xenomorphic life and expect to be serious about quarantine protocols. I mean fuck, any one of the crew could get parasitized by a xenomorphic eyeball or xenomorphic ticks! Hostile aliens are everywhere! They kinda forgot that in the original Alien/Aliens the humans had never encountered any extraterrestrial life and laughed at the mere notion aliens were real. They never took it seriously whatsoever since of course it's a joke or lie.
>black woman protag>written by zoe quinn
>>721904692This is all because gay nerds were arguing over hudson's "Bug Hunt" line in aliens and thought the marines already met some sort of aliens before
Which franchice has been raped more then Alien?Terminator?Predator?
>>721904587at least they tried to dress it up. Covenant just shoved in modern guns hundreds of years in the future
>>721904743made me check, that's pretty fucking badgame industry is just an ouroboros of shit
>>721904802terminator by far.
>>721904765shut up, bitch. You're on 4chan on a video game board. Nerds are above your low-iq ass.
>>721904810they just stuck a carry handle on the vector, but i agree its a slight step above just having an aug in your movie
>>721904802Terminator 1000% every new movie shits on the old ones and on the fans to its extreme detriment like fucking 4% on rotten tomatoes detriment
>>721904690I still need to finish Isolation.I've only completed 3 for the SNES and Space Marines.
>>721904802Terminator's story ended fine. The "sequels" are just because people keep demanding more entertainment but aren't to be taken seriously. They just want robots, quips and explosions.Alien actually had a chance for a real continuing storyline. Instead, they made a dozen pretend "prequels" when none of them are prequels and are actually soft reboots. It's been raped really hard into incoherent mush the last four decades.
>>721895383Enjoy your fucking slop, goysumers. And don't forget to renew your goyflix subscription or whatever it is you're using
>>721904802i'm impressed that back to the future has stayed pure every other 80s major movie series has been destroyed
>a single line and image gets entire fanbase confused for 100 yearsbrvtal
>>721904810dude you're not supposed to care about that nerd stuff like the lore, shut off your brain completely and enjoy this feminist anti white story
>>721904810And in the Halo series they're using AKs, which is set like 500 years in the future. Guess AKs are still that reliable.
>>721905051watch Alien Isolation Digital Series. You can see the game like a movie plus additional scenes that are only on youtube
>>721905083cause zemeckis signed in blood there won't be any bttf movie without him
>>721905061Aliens ended on a hopeful note that should've been the end PERIOD. Alien 3 is cool but more of a depressing bad end AU imo.
>>721903418People watching this shit should be castrated
>>721905118fuck yea, they are!
>>721905157good, i hate crafting games anyway
>>721905252I only cared about this movie because of the guns.
>>721905083Studios seeth to this day they can't make a remake of it with Doc as a black woman
>hollywood finds out that video games have become very popular>we need that money>contact some of our chosen writers to make a tv series>you know video games have writers as well, right?>we can just ask them for help>i said our chosen writers who understands out values and don't play games themselves >we don't need any loose cannons
Judge dredd won a fist fight against a predator.
>>721894843Am I just getting old or why do they all seem like they're working as baristas in starbucks and eat only leaves and roots while updooting their favorite posts at /r/pics?I've had a similar feeling about the casts of more shows of today and wonder if it's just because I'm becoming an old grumpy fart or something.
Man, resurrection was retarded but I kinda respect the retarded bootleg pirate guns
>>721905061I’d rather they stop making shit and start to take it seriously again.
>>721894010blckoids, again?
>>721905437>black science lady invites her young asian girl friend to see a new car she made>during the test they are attacked by terrorists>black science lady takes out several of them with a laser pistol>they finally kill her with a rocket launcher
>>721905784
>Aliens lands on earth>They get taken out by 1(one) android Were they overestimating a big bug?
>Yes, we did extensive research on the Alien series. This is definitely how robots function in this story.
>>721905967>replaces terrorist with white supremacists >makes the asian a muslim
>>721894010I wish aliens had a proper sequel where we got to see more of the colonial marines. The Colonial Marines Technical Manual is top tier material.
>>721894010nigger
>>721905186Heck, even Alien is shockingly hopeful by 70s horror movie standards by dint of Ripley and Jonesy actually surviving. Alien 3's nihilism is extremely out-of-place for the series at that point.>>721904802Terminator, definitely. Killing off every survivor from Alien/Aliens was a real jerk-off move, but ultimately the Alien universe doesn't revolve around them and there are other stories you could tell. By contrast, John Connor is absolutely the central messianic figure of the Terminator franchise, and there's two (nearly three) different movies where they kill him off with increasingly active contempt (for the character and the fans).
>>721906321I still don't know if this is a good design or not. It's legitimately one of the most disgusting alien designs. Like the xenomorph/queen has more of a sleekness to it compared to the hybrid that makes me want to wash my hands. Also the way it kinda acts like a curious child fucks with me
>>721900727>Alien prequel show takes place in 2120>people still watching Ice Age
>>721906587Yeah the first movie also had a fine ending. I'm a big fan of 3 but when I'm not in a depressive mood I personally choose aliens as the ending to the series canon.
>>721906587Which movies killed of John Connor?I stopped at Salvation.
>>721906419>Alien infects a ship>They get taken out by 1(one) Ripley Were they overestimating a big bug?
>>721906823one of the movies after salvation turned john connor into a terminator basically. it was retarded. also man i wish salvation was better. it had some cool moments
>>721906726i'm not suprised that people would choose to watch some of the last pre-AIslop movies
>>721894010>black womanno thanksalso game looks like ass
>>721897415>Lyn Kurosawa Have destroyed the boss
>>721906638I don't think it's good. Just weird French shit I'd never want to see in a movie again.
>>721898741It's an alright movie in a vacuum but the constant wink-wink reference and memberberry lines are so uncanny that it almost ruined the movie for me. The first time I feel that way when it comes to a franchise movie installment.
>>721900832cause that's Yutani technologywe all know japs stubborn about innovation
>>721906921Salvation had 1 big problems for me.The lighting is too bright, not asking for the entire movie to have the blue filter of 2 but nothing looks as depressing as 1 and 2 showed it.
>>721897382>tranime poster>is retardedEvery single time.
>>721907340funny thing is i really like how the movie looks thanks to fitgirl french guy. that and winona ryder lol
>>721900727Did they retcon the Blade Runner connection?
>>721895383what is this shitty trend of making everything rounded and blurry as fuck in the background?
>>721895383why are they wearing normal gear that you would expect ppl TODAY to wear
>>721894010>stronk wahmen>non-whiteI'm tired of the demoralization propaganda in my video games.
>>721906823Terminator: The One with Christian Bale was originally going to end with John Connor dying and the human/cyborg guy assuming his identity to keep hope and the resistance alive, but fortunately cooler heads prevailed.Terminator: The One with Daenerys has a bunch of stupid timey-wimey horseshit happen and John Connor is turned into a robot and sent back to kill Sarah and Reese and I don't really know or care what else happens.Terminator: Whatever, Fuck You has another terminator sent back after T2 who succeeds in killing young John Connor. Sorry Reese, you crossed time for love and duty and gave your life for absolutely nothing! Fuck you! But that somehow doesn't end the human race and then Skynet is replaced by a girl Skynet and there's a girl Reese equivalent and a girl Terminator and a minority Sarah Connor equivalent and the twist is minority Sarah equivalent won't have a son to lead the resistance, SHE'S going to lead the resistance which is like WHOOOA SO EMPOWERING or whatever fuck this just absolutely fuck it
>>721905083Gotta wait until Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd die. Until then, it's not safe yet.
>>721904802Alien franchise ended with Aliens.Terminator franchise ended with Terminator 2.Predator ended with Predator.Simple as.
>>721905083>>721907765please donti can already see it>black woman with the most dei haircut>other strong independant asian professor>go back in time 1950s usaugh
>>721907668>movies are a product of their time? wdym they aren't a magic window into the future
Since this is just an alien thread here is the Advance Weyland-Yutani armor bros
>>721907418That and the suddenly extremely overpowered T-800Also the random wheel Transformers robot
>>721907838It would be all about white racists and inequality.
For me it's the alien 3 commandos
>>721908062and the trailer would be a total cringefest
>>721907927Now that I think about itWhy would Skynet even build a capture unit for humans, why would said capture unit take them to a camp, why does Skynet build killing camps for humans when it's easier to just kill humans when it spots them in the wild.
>>721907889>Yutani Stormtroops get caught on door jambs and die
>>721908249who the fuck thought those giant ass hammerhead antennas were a good idea
>>721894010why are they so slow
>>721908372correction : The black women is so much faster.
>>721894908This game looks no different than the avalanche of other shit they've made, it's the show that you're talking about. This game looks like more Colonial Marines slop, by which I mean it's probably not that bad.
>>721907753
How would (You) fix the Alien franchice?
>>721908571Alien Earth War What Fox should have done 40 years ago, but they didn't want to spend the money
>>721908571Make Alien Isolation 2 have a new protagonist (not female, not a ripley clone, not black). Retire Amanda as she's not some life-long xenomorph fighter. Set it in a new location that respects the expanded lore. Bring in even more factions since they did so well with Seegson and the Working Joes. There's so much more to the Alien setting that they can make good, spooky stories with.
>I'm sure to win because of my strength and superior technolo- ACK!!!!!!!!!
Next time they need a chud as the main character, chicks have had the limelight too much.
>>721908890Why does it lag so much? This shit looks awful
>>721907889>run through doorway and immediately break their own necks
>>721909004Alien is managed by fucking retards, has been for decades. They will literally do anything except what they know people actually want. It's amazing anyone even still cares. It's one of those franchises they could never make anything for ever again, it would take a long time before anyone even realized they'd stopped. It's all just mindless noise.
>>721909005french ppl, please understand
>>721909005It's the new animation fad thanks to Spiderverse.
>>721904743>written by zoe quinnwtf
>>721908571reboot the franchise and retcon xenomorphs into cosmic horror entities leaking from another dimension.
>>721909005Spiderverse and its consequences have been a disaster for animation.
>No PvPSo it will be playable for a month or two before the playerbase disappears and they shut it down.Such a shame that this is the future of virtually coop games. I actually enjoy them.
>>721894843how did I get tricked into thinking this would be good AGAIN
>>721904692The eye creature stole the show and could have just been its own low budget movie. Then at the end there's a reference of some kind confirming it's in the Alien universe. Like Split.
>>721909717>Like Split.kek the unbreakable multiverse was such a lolcow move by M.Night.
>>721899063>while not just lazily copying past filmsdid we see the same movie?Romulus does nothing but copy the previous films
>>721899072Oh yeah? What about those times in the books when they went to the home planet of the xenos to get the jelly? If they're population is high enough they don't care they rush you front.
>>721909504They'd need to put random modifiers, battle passes, endless cosmetic grind and quarterly updates to keep the game going. Otherwise, every coop game gets abandoned over time.
>>721907769fuck you, Predator 2 is great
>>721909938The only good movie in that dogshit series was unbreakable
>>721905824I'm sorry anonthey think they are taking it seriously
>>721910447Unbreakable was great, split was okay but glass was cringekino. We were laughing out loud in the theatre due to how bizarre it was at times.
>>721910638>Now we rule.>90's rock music starts playingThey unironically thought the audience would jump out of their seats soifacing, tossing their popcorn all over, shouting kino, and rushing to post online about how amazing this show is.
>>721899471What a retarded post
>>721911241>watching tv shows in the cinema
>>721911425>he doesn't eat popcorn while watching the latest weekly episode of his favorite shows
>>721911241this is the best they could do with a quarter of a billion dollars, btw
>>721895318>show about aliens>what should we write?>lets make the final episode climax with a massive dialogue about how men badoh goodits the 2010s againdelusional feminists and self hating men writing shows movies and games is one of the worst things for the media industry at large
>>721911542>he makes and eats popcorn at his homehow much of a fat slob are you?
>>721907668>>721907840meanwhile in the movie Aliens .....
>>721911721>>721911241But do they realize that the actions of these main characters make them the bad guys? They are killing countless humans and they use the xenos as weapons. Which is pretty much the villain role in every alien iteration.
>>721911848Doesn't matter. "Corporation are ..... le bad" crowd is what they're aiming for.
>>721911721>show about aliensthat's your first mistakethe show is very much about the kid androidsthe aliens are superfluouseven tentacle eye thing was just a background piece
>>721909196stuttering animation doesn't come from french ppl, it comes from anime, they still haven't evolved past 15fpsunfortunately, west animators grew up on anime, so they applied the same regressive tech to their new work.
>>721911848The age of MEN is over. The age of Women and Xeno Doggies is at hand!
>>721900719Human minds downloaded into black synths are using aliens against white people.
>>721895527>>721896305Yeah, shouldn't it be like a chest burster? Have that wrapped around its torso like a baby sling instead of just being Mini-Me: Geiger edition.
>>721900719androids with the minds of 10 year oldsand really only the main kid android because none of the others have shown any aptitude for the ridiculous abilities she has even though they're all the same line of android
>>721912016So doing the same thing that a corporation would do is fine as long as you are not a corporation.
>>721912108No they also used it against the black bad guy working for the asian CEO
>>721912314More like doing those nasty things to a corporation is totally fine is what they're coming at.
>talking to xenos>when it was long established they communicate telepathically
>>721905252That at least made sense. It's not so far into the future that it's hilariously outdated and fits in with the themes of the movie. Good ol' workhorse AK upgraded with hacked together technology to make an airbirst micro-grenade rifle.
>>721912048the alien and the eye are the only actual interesting things thoalso the white haired robotactually so was the security guard from the specimen shipshoulda just axed most of the concept and had security guard and white haired robot on the ship dealing with a variety of escaped alien specimens while surrounded by a crew of people that get killedrobot and security guard only survivors but they lose the alien cargo in the processexcept the eyethe eye escaped in one of the crew thought deadbecause the eye a bro
>>721912060show me stutteringg anime
>>721912060jesus youre a fucking moron
>>721912486When was it established?
>>721908079They should have been in CBRN-type gear, like the scientists. The cloth, gambeson-like outer layer looks cool but also looks like it would just suck up xenomorph acid blood and kill you even faster.
>>721896305>>721912261They do come out as serpent-like chest burster, then metamorphoses into a baby xeno (that little shit in the pic), kid xeno, teen xeno and finally a adult one in a couple of hours. While the kid xeno was cute, I thought the vagina cocoon from Romulus was cooler/nastier.
>>721913129It doesn't look cool. It's literally hockey pads they tossed onto extras. It looks incredibly stupid and low budget compared to Aliens.
>>72191273199% of them since they all run at <15fps, some of them are even less than 1fps, just a static image with a bit of scrolling, or a mouth moving at 2fpsit's called "animating on twos" if you seek more info on the subject.
>>721894843>>721895096Why is every new Alien thing some gay ass fucking nigger shit
>>721913280show me
>>721913203They come out as miniature versions of themselves that are already very intelligent and very deadly.
>>721913316see >>721913297
>>721913343>Covenant slopDon't ever reply to me or my baby xeed ever again
>>721894010Reminder that Zoe Quinn wrote the story of this game
>>721907246>Get down!No.
>>721913518Backburster gonna fuck you up, bro!
>>721908079Kino
>>721912619>not so far into the future>about a hundred years after Alien
>>721914705That's probably the worst scene in human history.
>>721913253>fully enclosed heavily padded armor for tangling with a species that uses meleeLooks smart.
>>721914705>Backburster gonna fuck yo-ACK!
>>721914705I like those type of scene, this happens more than you expect, just watch any cop cam to see how many unfortunate events happens even to trained people.
>>721915496>>721914705Slipping is very realistic. Blood is damn slippery. I just hate how they react I guess. The black woman won't really try to fight the thing that's the size of a cat. The white woman unlocks the door and goes back in after it's way too late and she'd already decided to quarantine it. Then even though she locks the door again, the alien is still small enough to get out of the tiny door window. And somehow strong enough to break it with a headbutt. Really lucky since seconds later it is rapidly growing too big to escape such a small window.
>alien romulus is... LE GOOD
>>721894010>wokeslop protagI identify as non buynary>>721894337KEKYPOW
HELLO MY BABYHELLO MY HONEYHELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
>>721913203>>721896305>>721912261
>>721916806Oh no, not again!
>>721894010>newIt's old. It's a flat version of a VR game.
>>721917634SOVL
>>721899352>I watched the show. I liked the show.Fuck you and damn the hole you crawled out of.The show is the worst thing that ever happened to the Alien franchise. Yes, I mean worse than even AvP and Prometheus.Every single person in the show has a room temperature IQ. Everything that happens in it makes no sense. If I could unmake it and erase the memory of it from the universe I would in a heartbeat.
>>721907341Yeah that shit's unquestionably the worst part of it and I have no idea why it was included.
>>721916956>ummm AWKWARD!!!
What is this gay retard shit of portraying the xenomorphs as misunderstood awww he's smiling animals when Prometheus/Covenant clearly spelled it out they were designed to be fucking monsters?
>>721899352Dog shit taste
>>721898551Was Killer of Killers really that bad?
When do they bring back the spore infectors?
>Alien: Rogue Incursion was developed by Survios with Unreal Engine 5.Into the trash it goes
>>721900221I think his spine and legs are also artificial as well
>>721900221>>721919463Yep, he's able to kick Kirsh's ass
>>721904226Props for Alien Earth were really bad
>>721917792>Every single person in the show has a room temperature IQ. Everything that happens in it makes no sense.Guess the movie!!
>>721920075>Alien>Aliens>Prometheus>AVPHigh IQ characters that do shit that makes sense. The rest are full of morons.
>>721920214>High IQ characters that do shit that makes senseyou should be a character of the show, cause your IQ is single digit
>>721920353I don't remember Prometheus
>>721918584Because Prometheus/Covenant are not canon and never will beHope this helps
>>721911848One of the biggest issues I saw were >Redhead child-synth just starts randomly killing people >Brother of Wendy-Uber-Alles uses stun gun to knock her the fuck out >Wendy screeching WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO >Later after Wendy rescues bro from being turned into eyeball octo-monster host, they have a talk and its pretty much framing Wendy and the other kids actions as morally right >The go on to capture or kill a bunch of people who are not evil, along with Boy Genius who is both evil, greedy, and aspergers stupid. There was the potential for the brother to sit her down and talk at the end there with a sort of >Great power comes great responsibility, you didn't get a chance to grow up normally but becoming divorced from humanity and superpowered is't a great thing while still being childish when it suits you, yet claiming to be the moral arbiter of the entire show, isn't good. Most of the people here aren't evil, they're forced by Mr Megacorp over there to do things. talk, where the brother could be the link to empathy that she needed, but no they seemingly framed her as right, made him apologize etc. It was as bad as giving her secret xenomorph trainer powers and the ability to hack every bit of tech PLUS somehow Boy Genius was able to create Mr Bald (and the technology necessary to transfer minds to synths) yet he doesn't go and build a synth body for himself, wire up some kind of countermeasure besides a tracking chip that literally one guy could apparently activate or deactivate etc. There are some of the bigger issues , but other stuff like Kirsch not being mr-plan-within-plan, or how Yutani-Negro-Cyborg is somehow incredibly loyal to someone he admits takes "everything" in exchange for his implants, and his daughter died why he was in space- there's NO reason for him to continue to try to do her dirty work since she just said "uh read your contract"The entire thing was a complete waste of potential.
>>721894843Why are they vindicating WeyYu by showing that xenos can actually be domesticated? Now instead of being a evil, retarded organization bashing their head against a brick wall they're now objectively correct for pursuing xenomorph bioweapons.
>>721894843>The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.>unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.What happened?
thats not new nigger theres negros and every white person probably dies during the game
>>721894908>raping the Alien franchiseResurrection and Covenant came out a while ago
And now the concept of trained xenos, an already shaky concept, is completely ruined and untouchable because of this. They have successfully kneecapped the entire franchise out of multiple half-decent plotlines by sheer association
>>721894010This was a VR game that they downgraded to non-VR because nobody bought it.
>>721904690Yes, the Alien city was really fucking cool.
>>721909764
>>721920945>David designed Xenomorphs from scratch to surpass humanity>Humanity just puts a collar on the xenos and uses them as pets after a handful of encounters
>>721914803The number doesn't matter, the relative tech of the rest of the setting does. Obviously the setting itself its a bit dumber the further into the future it is yet still acts like its 2030 instead of 2300 but for the purpose of internal consistency of the plot it works.
>>721904743Shouldn't that bitch be in jail?
>>721920615Doubly so since the lungmorph has been crazy effective against armed black ops teams instead of getting melted
>>721894908Aliens is owned by 20th Century Studios (formerly Fox) which is owned by Disney. They have the same mission statement as Marvel Studios or LucasFilm, which is "exploit existing popular IPs for maximum potential while expanding audience demographics".David Greenbaum is the President and is analogous with the better know Kevin Feige and Kathleen Kennedy.
>>721920635Xenos learned to be better. White men should learn from it.
>>721900996I'm with you, for me it's the most enjoyable film in the franchise since Aliens
>>721922884>Romulus better than Alien 3kys
>>721920406yeah, i can tell>Alien: they bring back Kane to the ship without scanning him>Aliens: sending a lawyer and a civilian along with a group of marines who have never fought an xenomorph before? what could possibly go wrong?>Prometheus: The Hammerpede scene. "The air is breathable" off with the helmet then. Not bringing a single military capable tripulant along with a bunch of scientists. Vickers running straight.>AVP: who cares, it's a shitty action movie.The most intelligent one was 3, at least not as dumb as the rest. That's thanks to Fincher.
>>721897415Because as much fun as it is the idea of anyone beating up hordes of xenos with their bare hands without getting acid blood all over them would throw fans into an uproar
>>721920635At some point in the development of the original Alien the xenomorphs were intelligent, peaceful sapient creatures with their own language and culture but with an unfortunate life cycle with the whole facehugger/chestburster thing where the juveniles are basically feral animals until they develop to the point where the adults can pick them up and start teaching them how to be people. The original idea was that some plague/war/whatever wiped out all the adults which just left the eggs behind, resulting in the crew having to deal with the xenomorph equivalent of an insane out of control feral child that also happens to be a highly adapted killing machine.It wouldn't surprise me if whoever decided to take that direction in the TV show was at least partially inspired by those original ideas (it even sort of fits with the whole Peter Pan theme), but it's four decades too late to start pulling something like that in what is now an extremely well defined franchise.
>>721924126>At some point in the development of the original Alien the xenomorphs were intelligent, peaceful sapient creatures with their own language and culture but with an unfortunate life cycle with the whole facehugger/chestburster thing where the juveniles are basically feral animals until they develop to the point where the adults can pick them up and start teaching them how to be people. The original idea was that some plague/war/whatever wiped out all the adults which just left the eggs behind, resulting in the crew having to deal with the xenomorph equivalent of an insane out of control feral child that also happens to be a highly adapted killing machineI keep seeing that on the Internet with absolutely zero sources backing it up, to the point where I assume it's just a persistent rumour that gained traction
>>721900996It was okay. Some cool scenes. Didn't care about any of the characters, just stupid kids. Too much fan service. Plot felt contrived.
>>721924126>extremely well defined franchise.Ehh
>>721894010>lame and gay as fuck niggers yet againThis has to be some sort of fetish
>>721894843If this is possible, theoretically, we can fuck them too, right?
>>721894337stfu racist
>>721908153>why build camps when you can just kill them on the spotCareful, anon. They are watching.
>>721923682Ripley didn't want to let them bring Kane back inside but Ash had his secret mission. Did you even see the movie?
>>721925461You will never be a woman.
>>721894843What the fuck is that?
>>721894843Stop watching that GARBAGE
>>721894843WHAT DID YOU DO
>>721900249the bad guys are actually the peter pan kids
>>721898217look at this then
>>721920075Why is three quarters of this image blank?
>>721925389So far their reproduction seems to be entirely asexual and parasitoid I don't see how your genitals would intera>GigerEvery orifice is a vagina and they all lead to Satan.
>>721894843WHAT
>>721914705they actually slip twice on the same puddle lmao
>>721928143>See ads that show a bunch of tacticool dudes showing up to the island and aliens running amok>Watch show hoping that no matter how retarded things get there’ll at least be a big gory aliens vs humans finale>Instead get Donut Steel Girl and her pet Donut Steel Xenomorph effortlessly killing all the humans who just stand around like retards waiting to be slaughteredHow the fuck is modern American media even real
>>721894843Earth > Romulus
>>721929885Why in the fuck you have that saved on your fucking PC? Fucking disgusting
>>721929885I've never seen someone being so drunk that they shit themselves. I think I've missed out in life.
>>721930363For threads like this.>>721930393Me either. I feel your pain.
>>721929885Left pic is hot
>>721916697>thanks Ridley Scott
>>721930646>pushes the shit to the side
>>721894843huh...?please spoonfeed how this situation even fucking happens
>>721894843>>721931228Mr. Strawberry is the key to all of this.
>>721931478what the fuck is this show??
721931607>what the fuck is this show??pure xeno kino
>>721894010>negro>also not another good game like Dark DescentShit I was really hoping for another tactical game.
>>721894010>More Cameronesque action slopPass
>>721931792 Based Ridley dropping lore dumps instead of bullets. I’d take cryptic android ramblings and dripping corridors over marines yelling "lock n' load" for the 50th time any day. Keep your pew-pew, I want confusion, body horror, and existential dread, thanks.
>>721931792Coping intensifies
>>721931681that's a midget in a suit
>>721931478The dude behing it is the same dude from Fargo season 5
>>721931829Shut the fuck up, you contrarian sub-human.
Why couldn't they just stick with Ripley
>>721932348This show is when the crew of the Nostromo, including Ripley, are still toddlers. This is Parker's father.
>>721898024Stacked 4 wide
>>721932763>cave johnson making an assault rifle
>>721932763hmmm, this just might work
>>721920635That hack James Cameron got his filthy mitts on the franchise and, just like with Terminator 2, he took an interesting, darker horror film and turn it into action slop. Turning the Xenomorphs into nothing but irritating termites that fuck up your house foundation and need to be roasted by the thousands to clean the place.
>>721933321Shut the fuck up, you retarded zoomshit.
>>721932218>Old man pretends he signs off on something to grab a paycheck for his name to be stamped on the marketingYeah, Carpenter does it too. Welcome to Hollywood little Timmy, sorry you fell for marketing.
>>721911241I don't recall the androids being explicitly stated as having super human levels of strength and durability when literally the first one we see spergs out and loses to Ripley before his body goes haywire. The surprising thing was that he was a synth at all to the rest of the crew.
>>721933378>Alienstard thinking zoomers don't love their actionslopLmao
>>721894843I expected him to bite off her head
>>721933521https://youtu.be/syyXdBg9BIcthey're decently strong>can choke out ripley while a wimpy woman and a big nigga are trying to stop him which also giving the nigga purple nurple
>>721933378I've seen some really fucking dumb niggers in my time on this board but I got to say, a quick way to hit the top 10 is by calling someone likes Alien over Aliens a zoomer
>>721933691Well I forgot that part, but that's still a far cry from wimpy looking 98lb wafer thin white woman falls from several stories and survives because "lol that's an android".
>>721933521>I don't recall the androids being explicitly stated as having super human levels of strength and durability when literally the first one we see spergs out and loses to Ripley before his body goes haywire.The cope is that theyre super duper high tech androids made out of unbreakainum.
>>721933715There's nothing wrong with that, but claiming Aliens is bad or ruined Alien makes you a dumb faggot.
>>721934047yeah i agree 100%. shits just absurd
>>721925882Yes, and also Dallas pushed in favor or letting Kane backAnd even if they all agreed, why didn't they run a scan?
>>721932348Sigourney Weaver is like 75
>>721900727did you never see Prometheus?it's the new normal
>>721904368>was a high peaklol
>>721934498like it or not, yesthe bar is not that high
>>721908079based
>>721905714Need robocop and terminator in there too
>>721934564only if you treat it like a race to the bottom lmao
>>721934723I mean, isn't Alien a Disney IP now?
>>721923682>Aliens: sending a lawyer and a civilian along with a group of marines who have never fought an xenomorph before? what could possibly go wrong?I don't think they encountered xenomorphs before. I guess they wanted Ripley as a consultant and needed her down on the planet to reference images, like the acid burns through the floor, to confirm the presence of an alien, and Burke was there to represent the company and rein anyone in if they were against collecting alien specimens for the company. I think it's silly they couldn't have the civilians on the ship while the marines did their investigation, but there wouldn't be a movie without that I guess>The most intelligent one was 3, at least not as dumb as the rest. That's thanks to Fincher.Well yeah you cut out tech/guns and soldiers, kill off all of the higher up personnel, and you get a pretty lean story about a bunch of dudes with melee weapons running around trying to kill a single alien. Alien 3 is pretty fun despite all the shit it gets.
>>721934831exactly
>>721900727>Everyone is using touchpads and iphone level technologyWhat? There are no such things in this show, the most advance thing in it was a wifi-like wireless radio network that the OP synth taps into
>>721894337KEK
>>721900665I have it on like two libraries but I haven't even installed it yet. Motherfucking backlogs. I did install bayonetta which I bought it alongside this week and am enjoying that so I was goinna try it soon anyways.
>>721894337i don't get it
>>721904368>unless there's a soft reboot or pull a rogue faction out of the ass, you won't see them anymoreThe groundwork for this already exists. The Alien RPG that released in 2019 has a 400 page long rulebook that is like 50% lore and it's officially canon. Among the endless lore dump is information about the Engineers stating we've never seen their homeworld and vaguely implying Planet 4 was just sort of a "time capsule" world where a subset of Engineers were left to basically be a morphological relic of how Engineer physiology was at that point in time, as the Engineers proper continued their bioevolution experiments on themselves.In case you're unaware there is like 20x more lore about the Engineers than is shown in the movies, it's all in canon books, comics and the rulebook.
>>721894337>OH GOD EW! WTF?! GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME! AHHHH!
I thought Boy Kavalier was gonna fuck one of the synths but then it never happened. The weird scene between him and the jealous chick gave weird energy. His line "maybe we can play together." was overtly creepy
>>721934929Yeah, that's the point. Sending Ripley and Burke was stupid. Bishop was more than enough. You need that stupidity to keep the script going I guess>Alien 3 is pretty fun despite all the shit it gets.Not only that, it has my favorite space atmosphere. Oppressing, hostile, alien and depressing. I also love Se7en, so I'm fincher fanboy as well.
>>721935450That movie is way too human, it breaks your suspension of disbelief 100% and makes you full conscious that's just a dude in a costume
>>721935538movement* not movie
>>721900727I once had a super shitty job in the 2000s, doing eyeglass orders. They used a shitty windows DOS ordering system because it was cheap as fuck and worked fine. I have no issue with a company doing basic DOS or Linux computers for their employees in space, don't want them playing Xbox and shit right? They there for a job and to go into cryo when done, and yutani likes to cut corners and expenses. So maybe they have better tech off the space ships made for grunts
>>721914803Holy shit.>Elysium - 2154>Alien - 2122At least it supports assertion that Halo having AKs is stupid because The Fall of Reach is 2552 and there wouldn't be any reason why frontier outposts in deep space to have them.
>>721934929>>721935501Alien 3 is not fun nor intelligent. It literally needs multiple magically appearing eggs to justify its very existence. Then contrives a silly ass "acid causing fire to launch escape pod that just so happens to be within close range to a planet's orbit" idea to get them down there. These fuckers fly through deep space. It takes the weeks/months of dedicated travel to get anywhere. They don't accidentally fly close to anything. The third Alien movie could have been amazing and taken the series to new heights. Instead it was jack shit that ran the series into a brick wall creating a wreck it has never recovered from four decades later.
>>721935860I vaguely remember ppl debating about the egg being on the shuttle and if it should've been detected or if it just could not have been laid there in the first place, but it's been so long since I watched it
>>721935860Yes, but it has characters you actually like and care about and don't behave in a retarded manner and there is no heavy handed politics or girlboss nonsense.In fact, it does the opposite by having Ripley almost being raped. Doesn't matter that she fought an alien queen in a powerloader. She's not a super hero. She's just a woman. A modern alien film would NEVER do that.And then Alien 4 completed ruined that shit and turned her into a literal superhero.
>>721935860shut up, retard
>>721935832Alien suffers from the same thing most future scifi films of the 70s and 80s did, they set the very advanced future is way too close to the movies creation. Elysiums world is believable 130 years from now. Aliens world of interstellar colonizing as far as Zeta Reticuli in 100 years is not.
>>721901415foreshadowing the scarier alien morph
>>721937303>colonizing as far as Zeta Reticuli in 100 years is notMaybe. Maybe not.In 50 years we went from planes not existing to landing on the moon.It's kind of hard to realize today for the little kiddies but the technological advancements of the 20th century was absolutely fucking insane so it's kind of understandable they were very optimistic about the future.
>>721935860IIRC the script talked about a a 'Queen facehugger' coming out of that egg, bigger than the norm and carrying too fetuses, the queen and a drone, to justify the alien and Ripley's chestburster. But then they used a normal hugger becasue the movie was a mess being constantly rewritten as they filmed.
>>721937697>In 50 years we went from planes not existing to landing on the moon.And in 53 years since apollo 17 we've gone from not going to the moon again to not going to the moon again. We'll be extraordinarily lucky if we have any form of permanent presence on Mars by 2122. Another star system is pure delusion.
>>721898551>putting prey that low because you got poe's lawed into being racist lol just lol
>>721903036>Scenes were morrow and kirsch were kinoEBONY AND IVORY are the only redeemable thing about the show
>>721938231Prey turned the predator into a generic monster. Also, the main character is really fucking unlikable. I understand her being pissy about her lot in life but when she does things like spend the night of her brother's victory celebration just sulking over how it's not fair instead of being happy for him it just makes her look like a self-centered cunt.My problem with that chart is Predators being that high. That film just plain sucked.
>>721937021fun fact sigourney weaver kept insisting on sex wit h the alien
>>721903754>[screeching]
>>721939556Sigourney Weaver has apparently never liked that all the sex shit was cut out of the original film. It was originally a pretty horny film with lots of sex and nudity and pretty much all of that was cut. Apparently there was even supposed to be a scene where the alien masturbates to her in the shower. She was also very proud of the last sequences where she strips down. She thinks of it as being "fair" because the alien has been naked through the whole film.It is kind of funny that the only allusion to sex left in the film is Lambert's death but that implied rape was done entirely in editing and by cutting in shots of Brett's death. The actress was very unhappy to discover her character's death was changed to being raped to death.
>>721895383I guess the franchise is over
>>721940624>Apparently there was even supposed to be a scene where the alien masturbates to her in the shower.
Why did nobody tell me about that they made a visual novel of the original concept.
>>721908153Stop noticing things
I'm so disappointed that the writers of the Alien franchise don't know the lore or give a fuck about the lore, even in the expanded universe.Everyone forgets that the spaceships in the Alien universe are about as quick as the Enterprise-D's cruising warp speed when they hit FTL, for example.LV-426 is literally like three weeks away from Earth. Yutani can send another ship there, grab all the aliens they want, and be back. Remember both Yutani AND Prodigy have the flight path of the Maginot and each corporation has plenty of FTL ships. Weyland-Yutani wants the alien so bad, has the means to get it, knows exactly where it is located, and yet does fucking nothing for nearly sixty years.
>>721940624>Weaver refused to shave her pubes, so Scott paid some guy to spend an entire month airbrushing them off, frame by frame
>>721937331lamorolf even
>>721940624Sigourney and Veronica are topless in the hypersleep pods by the way. Sigourney loved getting naked
>>721941674because comics suck 99% of the timejust watch this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhxchX38rM
>>721905293hey, me too! Blomkamp can't direct for SHIT but the guy definitely has an eye for VFX and props
>>721941720To be fair, the films pretty much never go into any detail at all about that sort of thing. The only time there is an exposition dump relating to technology is Hicks talking about a gun. They don't even really talk about what WY is in the context of the universe. Personally, I've never really liked when the expanded universe decided WY is literally the only company in existence and controls everything. One of the best things about Alien 4 is when Ripley starts going on about WY again and they just scoff at her and dismiss the company as completely irrelevant.
>>721913297But Romulus was good...
>>721933321What does anything of that has to do with Earth retardtion?
>>721942436Only someone who though an idea as retarded as a "good guy" terminator would dream up a "good guy" xenomorph. Retards who are fans of Cameron slop are responsible for Alien Earth ergo this is all Cameron's fault.
is the new alien show any good?
>>721942920You ever watch that South Park episode about Mormonism? Where they go 'dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb'?
>>721894010>A nigger on the portraitHard pass>>721942920its garbage, it feels someone with colored hair made itIts pretentious, ugly, slow, boring and tries to be subtle with fucking alien of all things
>>721903418jesus fucking christ my braindead pug could do a better acting than this how do you even gather so many nepobabies into a single room without it collapsing into a black hole?
>>721942920It starts off as so bad its good and then at some point becomes just plain bad. The writing is dumb and plot points go literally nowhere. I tapped out after episode 5, which is the flashback episode which shows that the Maginot crew was completely retarded.
>>721933521they aren't super durable either, they just don't feel pain, they die just as easily as everyone else due to how they are madehonestly, if androids are so busted why aren't they being used more? it's just poorly thought out, if they can survive that fall without a scratch or displacing tons of sand, they have wack ass tech that completely invalidates anything an alien could do
>>721942920Before it was even out people were making jokes about how it's going to be about how white men are the real monsters and xenomorphs are just misunderstood and mary sue girlboss gonna save the world.Well, that's literally what it is. Even the joke people made about how there's going to be a scene were a xenomorph is hugging his xenomorph wife who is holding his xenomorph baby was practically a thing they did for real. It's almost as they deliberately went out of their way to make the most cliche retarded woke shit they possibly could just as a troll.
>>721899352have to agree the series started pretty good, peaked around episode 5 and then blew it's load in the last episode for something anticlimactic and stupid. Also one of my fav games I played as a kid was avp gold edition and it was awesome so alien games can be good
>>721943395dont forget they made the andriods be marvel super heros
>>721934126Based, people wanna pretend that Alien is some high brow intellectual cosmic horror film, it's a blue collar slasher in space, nothing more, and that's why it's great. Also Aliens is a great sequel and if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>721933691Why was it trying to feed her a rolled up newspaper
>>721944097Attempted murder.
>>721901823Way better than the stupid Pumpkinhead-looking faggot from Resurrection.
>>721903036I don't know how anyone can like the fifth episode. That has to be the most inept and annoying crew that I've ever seen. Most of the deaths are related to their own stupidity, and have nothing to do with the xenomorph or the saboteur.
>>721937331dude wat
>>721903710>i see you what did she mean by this unironically?
>>721904420No, it's even stupider than that. She chopped its head off with a dull-ass paper cutter blade that she brought along for some fuck reason, when the fuckers are shown to be bullet-proof later on. I would have even been willing to give them a pass if she had found some badass katana in the rich guy's little museum or something.
>>721904743And I paid money for that fucking thing...
>>721944885
>>721905083Spielberg and Zemeckis won't sign off on it, same with Gremlins. Spielberg said no fucking way unless Joe Dante is involved, and Dante wants nothing to do with it. Once those guys die, expect the last remnants of the 80s to get raped to death.
>>721907753>Terminator: Whatever, Fuck YouWhat a pile of fucking garbage
>>721906638It's stupid. It's just a fleshier more killable xenomorph, and the concept of it being a hybrid is already stupid, because xenomorphs themselves are hybrids. That's kind of their whole thing.
>>721945347I don't know how you could remake Back to the Future today. A hefty chunk of the film is a guy trying to avoid the unwanted sexual advances of his own mother. Back in the 70s and 80s the studios were okay with doing weird shit like that but these days I don't think so.
>>721907753Also, Genisys (Genysis?) ends with the good guy Arnold T-800 being turned into a T-1000 because he falls into nanobot goo.
>>721945454>That's kind of their whole thing.That was not a thing until Alien 3.
>>721907889That shit looks straight retarded. They were tacticool in Alien 3.
>>721908079Why didn't they send those guys to LV-426?
>>721935450What the fuck, they didn't even try
