Hey /v/! Wanna join the Grey Wardens?
>>721901680More leik Gay Wardens XD
>>721901680who is this trustworthy gypsy fellow
JUST DRINK THE FUCKING DARKSPAWN BLOOD CHUDIT'S SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>721901680I only drink Warden cum, not Darkspawn blood
>>721901680No way fag
I heard it improves stamina in bed
I can simply choose to larp a noble knight without the whole infected with aids thing.
>>721901680I'd rather be a bitcher than gay warden
>>721901680Funny how a simple shift in color can rebrand the Night Watch into the Gray Wardens without 90% of the people ever noticing.
>>721901680Nah I'm good bro, enjoy your darkspawn tequilas
>>721902016not worth itAs a gay warden you'll attract only edgy goth-looking sluts, bisexual whores and faggy elves
>>721902762Sign me up then
>>721901680sure, I mean I can leave whenever I wantright?
>>721902762>edgy goth-looking slutsGIMME THE FUCKING CUM CHALICE
>>721901680Why do you want me to take off my clothes?
>>721901680>Not really.>Too bad you are doing it anyway or we kill you lmao>Supposed to feel bad about this cunt dying.
>>721902762sounds good to me
>>721902762Oh noooooooit would be a shame if all of those ended up in my tent, for 'tis cold
>in the last 1000+ years with magical scholars, the occult, years of fighting Darkspawn and experimenting on their corpses the Wardens have never found solutions to their two main problems>the lifespan of Joining survivors and the success rate of surviving the ritual itself >they have just simply accepted that they will endure nightly nightmares, hear voices daily, live a good 20-30 years before going insane and thats with the maybe 30% chance of surviving their Joining itself
>>721904183It was something the Warden was working on in Inquisition and may have found a cure. But it was probably abandoned like everything else interseting with Dragon Age. Plus this Grey Warden had the taint cured by being filled with white man cum
>>721904183Skipped Warden's Keep, did you?
>>721901891DO NOT TRUST THE "GAY" WARDENS. Ever asked yourself who truly owns the banks and kings? The Gray Wardens. Who pushes the "hurf durf fagets get off my vidyar" propaganda? Gray Wardens. Gray Wardens would sell your country to Orlais at the first chance. Kill all Gray Wardens!
still funny how they managed to completely tank this franchisei was disappointed with 2 but still thought they could recover and then it just kept getting worsei would pull a barv to make up for how hurtful this post is but i'm straight
>>721904839>freedom ain't free
>>721901680>>721901750
>>721905767how to spot a min-maxer
