MY HEMORRHOIDS ARE DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE
>>721934245Based
does he talk about his hemorrhoids in the original version too? not trying to turn this into a "fling shit at localizers" thing, i'm genuinely curious
>>721934375No, in the original he keeps talking about how his "butthole is puckering." Capcom tried to tone it down while still keeping with the spirit that he was talking about his ass.
>>721934506>butthole is puckeringwhat the fuck
>>721934506I think a dude talking about his asshole constantly bleeding and splitting isn't very "toned down"
>>721934506That is more disgusting than straight up saying hemorrhoids
>>721934506Did Phoenix hit it?
>>721934245bruh I'm experiencing hemorroid rn. It feels so ass.
>>721935029same, that's why I made this thread
>>721934245He never said this.
>>721934375Yes, it's his running gag.
>>721934779MY ANUS IS BLEEDING, MIA
>>721934779Hemorrhoids keep the joke while not making it explicit to kids, who likely won't know what hemorrhoids means.
MIA! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
>>721935850Kids know that they're something to do with your butt.Kids aren't stupid.
>>721934245it's retarded shit like this that keeps me from revisiting the trilogy. localizers were a mistake
>>721936171lol
>>721934375Unironically yeah, his entire thing is having hemorrhoids and being unreliable because his asshole is in constant pain. There's even an anal fingering joke that got completely changed where he asks Phoenix if he's ever been to the proctologist.
>>721934245The funniest part about this localization is that the Harlem Shake was a fairly niche '80s dance and wasn't referencing the meme, the actual Harlem Shake meme came out in 2013 while the game was localized back in 2006/2007.
my bussy is quivering
>>721936171
>>721936367What is it with you fucking underaged retards and meaninglessly peppering every fucking post with the word "unironically?"
>>721940803>picI choked lmao wtf
>>721935617MAH SPOON
Huh? Hemorrhoids?
>>721934245>Grossberg...holy fucking shit am I just a goddamn idiot, or am I just so immersed I don't think about it?
>>721941318Yes, Snake.Hemorrhoids (or haemorrhoids), also known as piles, are vascular structures in the anal canal.[7][8] In their normal state, they are cushions that help with stool control.[2] They become a disease when swollen or inflamed; the unqualified term hemorrhoid is often used to refer to the disease.[8] The signs and symptoms of hemorrhoids depend on the type present.[4] Internal hemorrhoids often result in painless, bright red rectal bleeding when defecating.[3][4] External hemorrhoids often result in pain and swelling in the area of the anus.[4] If bleeding occurs, it is usually darker.[4] Symptoms frequently get better after a few days.[3] A skin tag may remain after the healing of an external hemorrhoid.[4]
>>721941537Colonel, why are you randomly saying numbers while explaining what a hemorrhoid is?
>>721941616Because I copypasted the Wikipedia article for hemorrhoids, Snake.
>>721940967Unironically comes from SA Gen Xers you balding millennial faggot
>>721941616ITS THE SECRET CODE TO THE LA LI LU LE LO
>>721936049Learn Japanese mfer
>>721941512Jews being lawyers is an old as fuck stereotype. You didn't think about it because it fits in perfectly well with the rest of the AA punny names.
>>721943389Is that so?
>>721941056it's very romantic ok
>>721936580The spamming of the O RLY joke in AJAA's case 1 felt even worse, because that was already dated in 2008.
>>721936580The actual funniest part is that the case that line is from takes place in 2013 (IIRC), which means it retroactively became a period-accurate meme reference
>>721944125WAIT IT'S REAL?!I thought it was just a shitpostOHY MYGM GOD
>>721936049The Harlem Shake didn't become a meme until years after this game was localized.
>>721936049Bruh, chinks made romhack tools where you literally just plug in ai's in scripts to translate ah it. The only hard part is not breaking it and getting someone to extract the game text because ai is still shit at that>>721942351>Unironically came from [Millennials, you Millennial]Wut?
>>721935617I NEED YOU TO APPLY THE OINTMENT. MY FINGERS ARE LIKE SAUSAGES YOU SEE, YOUR LITTLE FINGERS CAN GET IN THERE IN ALL THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES AND REALLY HEAL ME. I'M BEGGING YOU
>>721949262Millennials hate each other even more than they hate themselves.
>>721934375kinda, he's like butthole wario
>>721949468That's every generation except unironic boomers and gen A. Men not beating their women when they say stupid shit caused this
>>721934245Funnily enough this game's localization, including this exact line, predated the Harlem Shake becoming a meme.They were referencing the dance move.Though it's really funny to me how this implies Marvin Grossberg is subtly super up to date on dance movements across America.
>>721936049People act like the Japanese original is always going to be some super serious work of art.Nigger this is a silly comedy game. There are just as many jokes in the original language as in English but just different ones since most jokes can't translate across languages that far removed from one another.
>>721950473I wonder how many people here are aware that the video that created the meme was made by Filthy Frank.
>>721950702I am.It's a really weird bit of trivia since the Harlem Shake was such a mainstream mom joke, starting from very early on in that meme's life cycle.So it being by Filthy Frank was already weird. Now that he's a mainstream musician it's even more surreal.