this game is filtering me, so far I only killed the first boss one time
>>722002660looks like faggot shit
I don't like how unlocking stuff clutters your selection pool with shitty items, but that's a problem with every game like this.
>>722002736youve seen a lot of faggots shitting i presume?
>>722002660Games kinda mid, I'd just play something else. Or get the monkey and pick bone as a secondary.
>>722002660Can you fuck that thing?
he looks weak to anal
>>722002660Looks like a decent game for my taste.Is it character create or pick a character?
Fox sex
>>722003287Pick
>>722002909You can disable most weapons, tomes and items with a shop unlock very early, however that turns every run into a god run and makes you a certified shitter.>>722002660Learn to bunnyhop and traverse the map fast. Open every pot and activate every shrine. It's literally a race against time and the better you get at it the more +difficulty modifiers you can take and steamroll the game even further.
>>722003481I think if I can make my own guy, I am sold on the game.Bonus points for gear progression like starting naked with a stick and finding more armor, clothes and weaponbs as I go so my character evolves visually.
>>722002660sex with a fox
>>722003941Yeah, this is not that type of game. Its a 3d sprite survivors game. It's not bad and it certainly scratches that specific itch.
>roguelike
Dont care about the topic of this thread, but I am a zoophile.
Fox boys owe me sex
looks like faggot kino
sss tier is quantity tome (with 4 projectile weapons obvio), s tier is luck, difficulty (not if going for boss) and xp. a tier would be attack speed and all other tomes are situational.I think best tip for beginners is to smash every goddamn pot and lvl that xp tome asap.
imagine if there was a rape scene when you lose
>>722002660only anthro dudes or also it has anthro girls?
>>722005493>sss tier is quantity tomekek this shows how bad at the game you are. projectiles comes with weapon upgrades while attack speed does not
>>722005493Attack speed is SSS
>>722006223it has a lot of characters. mostly memes.
>>722006223I want to believe that this will be a girl
>>722006517
>>722006223That and Noelle are the only furriesThe game was made pretty fast so it's just literally random things with no design consistency
>>722006589I still dont know
Post gameplay
>>722006917its literally just vampire survivors + risk of rain 2.
>>722004108>games that deliver on that
>>722002660>>722002736>blatant copy of that other faggot gameit's literally faggot shit
>>722006917You run around auto cast your items and level upUpon level up you pick 1 of three upgrades, you can ban certain things from rolling and refresh your choicesIn the level there's pots, treasure and shrines to scale up your character further withThat is all, if you like survivor gameplay then this provides, it's just in 3D and you can slide down hills to gain momentum
surely they could have come up with a better name than megabonk
I feel like there aren't any real overpowered synergies in this game, most tomes just have a set value and don't amplify each other much. Just get attackspeed, damage+, crit or projectile count and let it rip, pretty boring actually.
>>722006491I can't win with Chad, five level ups and zero damage upgrades
>>722002660>furry avatar developer>bluesky accounts>discord with woke initiation rules>discord full of trannies Easiest money I've ever saved. You really can't find a better game to play than than the newest indie slop?
>>722007457surely you mean evade, lifesteal, and thorns.
genuine question but why are people going after this mediocre trash like crazy?Its a 3D roguelike that has literally NOTHING new added to it, playing the same game a million different times with a different coat of paintlegitimately the only thing this game has going for it is the music Every single other aspect of the game is wildly generic, the mob designs the powerups, the maps, the bosses,are people that starved for a new roguelike that they play this boring garbage?
>>722007627>using discord>calling others faggots
>>722007867Because it's 3D, having an extra dimension and lots of movement options makes it way more fun than 2Dslop
>>722007867It's Vampire Survivors, but 3D and full of bottom-of-the-barrel internet memes instead of Castlevania references.That's it. That's how low people's standards are. There's nothing deeper going on here. Someone just copied Vampire Survivors 1:1 and called it a day.
>>722007637I haven't tried that one
>>722007627>I need creators to adhere to my politics, I dont even care about the game itself and if it has politics in it I just need the creator to bend the knee in politicsYouve become the trannies anon. Actual tranny faggot commie could be behind a game, if the game is good and doesnt include that shit Im more than happy to play it.
>>722007627>>furry avatar developerThis is based thougheverbeit.
>>722007867I hate how the term "Roguelike" has become a meaningless buzzword.A true roguelike is a turn based top down dungeon crawler, usually with a big focus on items and inventory management.
>>722008270If you want to play one of those you can search for a turn-based top-down dungeon crawler with permadeath, roguelikes have evolved into so much more.
>>722007627/thread
>>722008080okay just play risk of rain 2 instead and actually have a good time with a product that someone put some thought into
>>722008270>A true roguelike isstop right there. nobody cares about that. the term means anything with elements from rogue, including randomization. stop whining and get used to it.
>>722008661I don't like shooters
>>722002928Looking at one right now.
>>722002660played a bit, seems like a "try to go for the same build every time or lose" kind of game, boringcould be fun with some tweaks maybe, like combing some of the shittier tomes into 1
>>722008864Too much detail, keep the shit you guys do in your room to yourselves.
>>722008473>>722008665Except the game in OP plays nothing like the original rogue. It's more of a "Vampire Survivours Like" or just some crappy ARPG.
>>722009042Who gives a shit? It's a roguelike because you start over when you die
great little vidya game
I admit I marked this game as trash when I first saw it. It looks very whatever while watching, but I bought it out of curiosity and it's 100x more fun than to play than what you would think from just watching it. I don't know what to do chalk that up to but it's one of those things where the fun is only relieved once you have your hands on it. If you don't trust me just buy it and return it if you don't like it, but it's definitely the best survivorslop game out so far. I am still waiting on someone to make a truly good survivorslop game, though. The genre has a lot of untapped potential, it's basically just indies right now. Imagine a survivorslop game with a cool existing IP and actual polish
>>722009585Oh yeah plus there's a zyzz reference if you're into that
>>722008262Of course you're a faggot, you even talk like one
>>722008270the actual term is roguelite, anyone using roguelike is a moron
>>722009585>slop aaa>shove mystery meat strong ugly wahman
>>722010136see>>722008220
will it have coop? if not I ain't buyin
>>722007627I played the game, it has some crass language and uses irony, but I haven't seen anything antiwhite in it.
>>722009585the music carries the game alot
>>722010525oh yeah, when i realized characters have their own themes, and some of them are REALLY good, that really impressed me. it's more expensive than other survivorslop games but touches like that make it worth it imo. i know i sound like a shill but i'm just really into survivorslop and i genuinely think this is the best one so far. if youve only played vampire survivors then dropped the genre this is a good game to try
>>722010302This. Get back to me when I can do multiplayer. The game looks fun, but multiplayer or bust.
>>722010810are there any survivorslop games with multiplayer? some of you guys say the most retarded shit lmao.>yeah i'm not eating that italian food until they put eggrolls in it
>>722010939what competent vampire survivorslike does not have coop you shilloid faggot? lmao
>>722010692Yeah i'm a twinstick survivor slop enjoyer myself so I get where you're coming from. The game is (feels?) more action packed than most compare it to DRG survivor game and this one feels way faster imo
>>722011218>didn't name anyok. i admit i'm being kind of shilly but i genuinely just like this game. at the same time i don't think it's SUCH an amazing game. it's just cheap and decent. like i said before, the genre has WAY more untapped potential that i haven't seen yet
>>722011218>vampire survivors doesnt>halls of torment doesnt>this game doesntfucking moron
>>722007867I played its demo a while agoI had funSo I bought itAm a simple man
>>722002660The game doesn't restart until you unlock all slots as well as refresh/skip/banish you're just in the grinding phase.
I torrented it. I quite literally never play games like this but it's weird that it held my attention for a couple hours. Shooting faster and mowing everything down is oddly satisfying. However, I dont plan on buying it or playing anymore of it.
>>722011218most if not all don't? VS has local co-op and it totlaly breaks the game
>>722011482vampire does have coop. halls of torment is tranny sloppa. brotato has coop and is better for it
>>722012668vampire survivor has a literal tranny character
beat the first stage on the first run. cant kill shit since. what the hell
>>722002660I thought we moved past the kind of cringe ""humor"" this game uses
>>722013074who the fuck is "we" you stupid bitch
are there unlocks later that make you stronger? im starting to feel the wall and im not not even at 50% yet. some of these missions dont even seem possible.
>>722008270Do you really "hate" this? Or are you just repeating that you should hate this? How many of your thoughts are you own anon? The answer, none. Same here.
>>722013505time to hyper focus on challenges and start grinding it out you only done 3/28, I don't recommend the not moving one
>>722013074Just because you fell for the meme that having fun is bad doesn't mean everyone else did.
>>722012976didnt know that. into the trash it goes
>>722012061same. it's very shallow and early access at best
>>722014109good now where is the tranny in halls of torment?
>>722014441the dev
>>722014026>I don't recommend the not moving oneoh i already tried it. several times. but the issue is can barely beat the non-challenge runs. im coming nowhere near beating tier 3 runs, and even tier 1 runs are very inconsistent. i obviously get that sometimes you just get lucky and sometimes you just get all bad drops, but i feel like theres a power gap. is the endgame really just "play 500 runs until you get godly perfect luck and finish a single quest" over and over?
>>722014109>>722014441>>722014526it's crazy how much like trannies you people behave and are absolutely oblivious to it>if the creator believes the wrong thing we have to hope for its downfallactual braindead retards
>>722014539A small pool of items and weapons/characters are imbalanced so like 80% of the game is struggling to grind silver and quests until you unlock those and then it just becomes a game of rerolling runs until you land on those god items
>>722002660Is it really like risk of rain 2 or is it just 3d vampire survivors?
You guys sure do think about trannies alot. Been playing it for days and had no idea until this thread. Speaks on your mental real estate.
the rng in this game fucking sucks, somehow even worse than VS
>>722014789>rerolling runs until you land on those god itemswell that sounds like ass. at least i know its not a skill issue and is actually just gambling. i guess ill put it on the backburner until some updates come out.
>>722014789>>722015175if you think its necessary to try that hard with a game like this you must be a child or retarded. you can literally just pick the first upgrade option or a random one or just what you think looks cool every time and still get through it just fine
>>722008220>u must put up with evil or you will… le become evil yourselfyou played too many jrpgs retard
I can't believe how popular this shit is. It's a D-tier survivorslop game. At least Halls of Torment, Brotato, and Soulstone Survivors actually have builds and item synergies. This shit is literally "number go up" the game. It's an idle game at best.
>>722005493>xp, luckAny run going for highscore will have you max level everything with thousands to spare, xp tome is a dead pick, and so is luck when credit card exists
>>722015292>you can literally just pick the first upgrade option or a random one or just what you think looks cool every time and still get through it just finethats such a bold faced lie im just going to assume youre the dev. let me banish without wasting the level up and let me disable default items. your rng is so bad it feels directly rigged against the player.also literally no one gives a shit about leaderboards. stop wasting your time working on it.
>>722014789well you always need a healing tome but skipping atk speed for armor or evasion is way more viable
Vlad looks cool but I can never get a good run going with him. Anything I should grab besides presumably lifesteal and attack speed?
>>722006989That sounds fun, I'll try the demo
>>722008661I would have if they hadn't sold out to RANDY BADASS
>>722010939Vampire Survivors has online coop in beta at the moment, retard.
>>722015585it looks shitty but its fun to actually play, try it>>722015518>put up with evillmao you are a soft ass sensitive ass pussy ass bitch lol
>>722015518Not what I said at all. Your favourite movie and game was not made by a chud anon, guess its they are no longer good games.I just dont want the woke shit in my games, this "everything is political" shit needs to die. I dont need games and the devs to just start repeating my politics back to me for support, I just dont want tranny fag shit in my games is all.
Megabonk is ok but it has some really huge problems that can't honestly be ignored>dying because you move slowly and can't jump feels like total dogshit, everyone/most chars should start with a double jump and a little more speed at least>most tomes are literally 100% useless due to how aggressive scaling is since you NEED damage + XP + cooldown/curse + luck>lack of item combinations makes this incredibly prevalent since you have no way to take X and Y tomes + weapons and make them into something useable like in VS>some of the random 3D environments in forest absolutely suck ass to navigate, having to SLOWLY walk or jump around to get to a shrine or something sucks>green exploding enemies give no XP if they go off, utterly gut punching some characters early XP gains without precise kiting strats>the final boss is shit, this idea sucked ass in Risk of Rain 2 and it sucks ass here, the ENTIRE point of the game is collecting weapons if you take them away I'm just awkwardly jumping around it offers no design space at all just remove the weapon stripping entirely>outlandishly cringe humor for the most partIt can be fixed up into something better but as it is right now having a "bad run" or two feels godawful. It hasn't got the pure dopamine rush of VS or the high intensity movement of RoR2 in its current state.
>finally decide to get the toggle tome thing after every single run I've ever done wastes half my items with burgers and medkits and complete dogshit useless stuff>all the worst items are the ones that you can't turn offholy shit I got fucking baited
>>722016181man some of you guys are just hellbent on being pedantic overly critical no fun allowed shitheads huh
>>722016342>no fun allowed>when I'm saying I want the game to be re-balanced to MORE fun can be had with different item/tome/weapon combinationsok retard, I hope they buff enemy scaling so its harder and you lose in tier 2 if you didn't get at least 2 legendary damage tome level ups
>>722016181Wow, you mean the game is actually challenging in novel ways instead of just being a "walk around simulator" like most survivorslop? God forbid you have to adapt to a game's difficulty.
>>722016137>mentally ill groomers are atschkually not evil you are just sensitiveywnbaw
>>722016181Just B-hop + slide into a centimeter of a ramp and every character is fast.Also the green enemies suicide was fixed already, and so was the boss not giving you the weapons back.The 90% tomes are only useless if you are trying to get into highscores, for just beating it all of them are just fine, such is the way on literally every game.And weapon combinations to evolve them are for faggots because it pigeonholes you even more because you are forced to pick the combos.
>>722016342>>722016635least obvious shilloid award. buy an ad
>>722016635>the RNG slot machine game too challenging for you chuddyLook fella, I like your character designs, but fuck off and quit pretending your game....has mechanics....
>>722006491Can we blow this site up already?
>>722016342>>722016635>you should start with double jump>wow so you hate fun, huh?this was all i needed to read to know exactly what kind of faggots are in this playerbase.
>>722016181I think they need to buff the base stats of the characters across toe board so they feel a lot different outside of just their starting weapon.
>>722002660This game is like a worse version of Risk of Rain 2 in every way possible
>>722002660what does "difficulty" actually DO?
>>722017127Faster spawns, more spawns, enemy damage and speed
>>722017118t. Randy
>>722015883You have access to most of the meta tomes early on, I'm referring to the select few purple and legendary items which completely bend the power curve in your favor and the meta weapons and characters that aren't immediately obvious until you use them yourself or discover it through hearsay.
>>722007867I have an IRL friend that exclusively plays runescape or flavor of the month slop. He routinely buys stuff, tells us all we should get it, and then never touches the game after maybe 2 or 3 times playing it. He has complete shit taste, is a total troll any time we play games together (team killing, purposefully fails objectives, etc.), and always says he finds the story in any game too boring. He doesn't read books or watch movies. He has basically never finished any long-form game that I know of, like an RPG.And he has been playing megabonk the past week. That's all I needed to see to know it was stupid bullshit riding a wave of marketing hype and memes.
>>722016827>>722016929>>722016974filtered by a casual ass survivorslop game. not a tranny btw. i'm just not a fucking hivemind moron like you fags
>>722017765>i'm just not a fucking hivemind moronhe says as desperately defends the fotm slop on a nepalese oil painting forum.
>>722002736But it's preeetty fuuuun..
>>722015292>pick first option>sword is now 10% bigger, no dps increase>next time pick first option>can attract exp gems from 10% farther away>get swarmed and die
>>722017942>someone who disagrees with me has to be a tranny or a shillsevere mental illness
>>722017765>I'm not a tranny by the wayNone of the posts you replied to called you a tranny, which really has me wondering.....
I played too much of the game before I learned about the tranny devs. Shame. Also FUCK scorpion swarms.
It's always been like a known thing that 3D is more popular than 2D but WOW I did not realize that is literally all a game needs to be popular. If this were 2D, it would easily be one of the worst survivor-like games.This is just kind of enlightening for me, it was never really put into perspective just how important 3D is but yeah it's apparently like the number one most important aspect of any video game.
>>722017127more enemies more exp if you're comfortable with your current roll you should add curse asap
>>722002660>2025 vampire survivors clone threadWhat the fuck are you doing
The dev definitely paid a ton of money for people to astroturf his game right? The dick sucking is unreal.
my favorite streamers won't stop playing this shit and it's pissing me off
>>722020223>people like the game and want to discuss it>people are calling out your retarded arguments for why its bad>MUST BE LE SHILL!!!!!!I can tell most of you are third worlders btw
>>722020223It totally wasn't at the top of the steam fest when the demo dropped anon, we all got paid by the russian cartel to shill it here
>too poor to afford an $8 game>lash out by calling everybody trannies and shills>>722020805let the poorfags fester
>>722007867It has movement tech so you're not stuck glued to the floor like you're waddling around with shit in your pants.
>>722013505Once you have the shop you can unlock 2 more weapon and tome slots.
>>722020534I'm not saying it's bad, I just asked if anyone else thought it was astroturfed. Your reply is convincing me that my suspicions are correct though.>>722020805Don't be disingenuous. I'm obviously not implying a russian cartel or whatever paid anons specifically to shill for the game. It's bizarre that asking the question of 'did the dev pay people to advertise their game on the internet for them' has anons so personally offended though.
>>722016185Your banishes, anon
>>722021268The dev played the algorithm by putting out short form devlogs that embraced shitposting which put the game on people's radars long before it actually got released.Once you hit a critical mass of attention it snowballs because gameplay videos and streams by other people take over the role of marketing it.
>>722021621It's very possible I just live in a cave honestly. I hadn't heard about the game before a few days ago, which is why I thought it was weird it was getting the attention that its getting. Also any criticisms of the game I saw on reddit/steam were getting dismissed/shit on pretty heavily.
>>722002660If you're going for T3 runs or highscore runs, the cursed tome is bait. The only people who use the cursed tome are cheaters and people who lie about being good.
>>722021268>It's bizarre that asking the question of 'did the dev pay people to advertise their game on the internet for them' has anons so personally offended though.you sound like a paranoid schizo who thinks he's nooticing. people just like the game and i'm particularly tired of all the hateful rhetoric just for the sake of being hateful, not just in regard to this game. get over it
>dev releases a game that's just simply fun>doesn't charge 80 fucking dollars for it>doesn't add retarded movie character drama bullshit>looks like a PS1 game with better draw distance>absolutely embarrasses AAA game devs in quality and amount of contentI never get tired of seeing it.
This game is what we in the industry like to call restart slop
shit gets crazy in this game
>>722022098>hateful rethoricLOL go back to your discord echo chamber you insufferable faggot
The guy who keeps saying "filtered by a survivorslop game" and "you guys dont know how to have fun" and "I'm not a tranny" has been in every single megabonk thread on this board btw. Even the threads that don't mention megabonk by name.
just play vampire survivors it's cheaper and better desu
>>722022826this except halls of torment
>>722022062curse is necessary
>>722015990It's actually really fun, and I didn't care for vampire survivors. RoR2 is shitty to play now, so this is a great replacement.
>>722006702it wouldn't be bad if the color palette wasn't dogshit
>>722022826yeah this sloppa gives off a great first impression due to being 3D and movement having depth but it has a long way to go which I honestly doubt the dev will go through; it'll prolly end up being a rugpull
>>722002736You're saying it looks like it fucks human men?
>>722017482I have the exact same friend except he plays LoL instead of runescape lmap
>>722013074Only thing I hate from the game is "borgar" because I always thought it was annoying. The rest is light hearted and fun, so it's whatever. I'm 30, I'm not trying to be cool or fit in anymore.
game is really fun so far, extremely comfy to play with a controller since you don't need to aim unlike RoR2, wish it had more maps though, also what's up with anubis sometimes his red laser points to the ground like he's pissing, but other times it fully tracks across the map and destroys me
>>722023306For me it's 'monke'Come on what year is it?
>>722016181>>most tomes are literally 100% useless due to how aggressive scaling is since you NEED damage + XP + cooldown/curse + luckThis. I love the game, it's great fun but the scaling is fucking egregious. Slamming through stage one and going to the portal to a boss that just takes BILLIONS of damage isn't fun. Some character specifically suck at even targeting bosses, so you just get fucked, like CL4NK. I know it's all about RNG but it's still a big problem I have with the game.
>>722021893I saw the game for the first time when I opened Steam the other day, it popped up in the news tab. At first I thought “cool, a 3D survivor-like!” but then I read a review remarking that it’s full of quirky chungus humor. I can’t stand memes in games, it just feels like the devs want to be funny but don’t actually know how. It’s the same as people who wear horse masks and think that’s peak comedy.
>>722023306>>722023606I would honestly prefer them to go a few years before. Like, narwhal, bacon and epic win era shit instead of what we got. I just thank god they didn't give Chad the dr liversy walk or whatever the fuck it was.
>>722023606we still have monke threads here
>>722023346does strafing even work on controller?
>>722023606At least "bnnuy" isn't in. Hate that shit too
>See this>See a skeleton skateboarding>Get mildly interested>It's one of those faggot retard games where you sit around and watch your character fire missiles into endlessly spawning goons
>>722003675you cant disable the defautls which means youll always end up with shitty choices most of th etime
are quantity, luck, agility and lifesteal the best tomes/stats? what are some fun combos you guys like? personally monke/bloodmagic/HP + ring is fun also poison + mask although amog sucks
>>722022782this is literally the first megabonk thread i've posted in. you are actually mentally ill
>>722022782If that's the case, if that anon isn't getting paid, maybe he should be lmao
>>722023950My brain must filter them out cause I don't see them
>knight run with barely any aegis or attack speed rollsThis is UNFUN
>>722022726>echo chamberthe fact that this irony is lost on you is proof of your retardation
>>722024263Yeah there's just another guy with the same exact vocabulary and sentence structure as you that shows up to every thread to frame you. You're fucking retarded.
>>722024254there are exactly three ways to play the game that do well:A:aoemaxxer with aura/fire(or frost) walker/aegis, using cooldown/xp/size tomes, get a little bit of lifesteal from shrines and spam everything that is aoe. ignore poison flask weapon. its garbageB:ninja that hyper-prioritizes katana with cooldown/quantity/critical chance tomes. get a little bit of lifesteal from shrines, go hard in on crit damage/crit chance until 100% critC:sir oofie or athena prioritizing aegis weapon, with thorns/armor/lifesteal tomes. literally just stack the fuck out of armor and thorns with some lifesteal. if you get idle juice them youre golden
I thought this was going to be a comfy Megabonk thread but all I see is>trannytrannytranny>shillshillshill>shizoshizoshizo>filteredfilteredfilteredYou faggots are so tiresome, all of you
>>722024561alright man you actually need help. i promise you this is the first thread i've posted in. maybe you're just really hotheaded and mistaken, but there's a very real chance you're actually mentally ill if you're rationalizing this by saying you've identified speech patterns of a particular "shill" on an image baord
>>722024254Quantity is bait weapons scale enough with quantity on their own.Luck, damage, armor, xp gain is the jam I usually play with sir oofie forest maps, fuck desserts and scorcussy. get life regen through items trust the rng lmao
>>722021893>Also any criticisms of the game I saw on redditYou should go back there
>>722024750"filtered by survivorslop" is a very specific thought, that uses very specific slang and sentence structure and I refuse to believe that this was your first time posting it. If you aren't the same person that has been saying this every thread (you are the same person) then you might as well be the same person.
>>722024561also why are YOU in every megabonk thread if you think its such a shitty "trannygame" god you are actually a subhuman reptilian subterranean cocksucking faggot bitch LMAO
>>722024913>refuse to believe>might as well be the same personactually mentally ill confirmed. consider seeing a professional if you have such thoughts with any frequency
>>722009585This is definitely a step in the right direction. Now I'm imagining a game like Megabonk but the weapons/items combo together like in Binding of Isaac.
so does this game actually do anything different compared to other survivorslop games in terms of build/run construction mechanics or is it just riding off of the novelty of being 3d
>>722024561>Yeah there's just another guy with the same exact vocabulary and sentence structure as you that shows up to every thread to frame you.you are completely fucked in the head, lmao. You got nothing better to do than spend your time in threads of games you don't play?
>>722025110Yeah, the game is good but you can see the potential for more elements like this being added. I hope the dev actually updates it, or another dev takes inspiration to let this genre be fully realized
>>722025054Honestly, with how badly botted /v/'s been since the shart incident, it's not too weird to think you're running into are probably people you can identify.
>>722024975I wasn't the same guy arguing with that guy. And I haven't been in all the threads. I was in the archives looking at megabonk threads and noticed the same replies with the same vocabulary and sentence structure on repeat. I just thought I'd let everyone know that one of the most aggro shitposters in these threads is very obsessively tracking these threads.
>>722025150where do you think you are
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>>722025207>I was in the archives looking at megabonk threadsholy shit this is worse than just being the threads while they're active. i now feel foolish for arguing with actually mentally ill fags. have a good day anon, i genuinely hope things get better for you
>>722025335You're just mad you got noticed. It's really pathetic.
>>722025335>EVERYONE BUT ME IS MENTALLY ILLok man, whatever you say
>>722025406Yeah man you got me, good job, just don't hurt yourself or others
>>722025323banished every run, arrivederci
>>722025456I don't know if you're smart enough to understand the irony of this. You're on here way too often.
Tony McZoom my beloved. We drive.
>>722024010the worst part is he posted previews of the skeleton grinding on rails and doing sick jumps off huge ramps. none of that is in the game.
>>722026634but you can do that???
>>722024562>if you get idle juice them youre goldenhow's idle work? does it instantly reset to 0 if you get love tapped? or it goes down based on distance moved? it can work if you got range but every little bump ruins your dmg bonus. I think jumping doesn't count as moving so maybe jumpmaxing would work.
>>722026919its similar to the campfire. if you are bumped a tiny amount, it wont reset, but if something flings you past a certain distance (like one and a half footsteps on oofie) then it resets
>>722025928>random no context screenshot of a commonly used reaction image to justify delusionsi mean this, you should get help, especially if you have thoughts like this frequently
does megabonk have any waifus
>>722027064no go fuck yourself you goddamn worthless coombrain
>>722027034wait a second, and its from April 2024? i'm just confused now man, youre actually sick in the head.
axes are so fucking shit I swear
>>722027283they are, never bother with them
>>722007139>Vanillaware casually deciding to make an Ogre Battle game with a furry marriage optionGod bless those PC-dodging lunatics.
>>722009223Seems like.
>>722027134he who hunts trannies is destined to become themand if you stare long into the goatse, the goatse also stares back
>>722024643The game is ass, what else did you expect
>>722002736
You may not like it, but this is what peak character design looks like
>>722010939>survivorslop games with multiplayer?Temtem survivors or something.
>>722002660Is this game the first case of gen z writing in vidya?I feel like every "joke" in the game is some reference to a tiktok meme
>>722027034>>722027134That's you. 4chan doesn't keep the same file name when you download another person's image. Lying is bad, anon.
>>722028225Borderlands 2 was doing the same thing like a decade ago. It's just "I don't have enough originality to make my own content so I'll make cringe references to dead memes and pop culture."
>>722010939+2
>>722028682I never said that wasn't me, but what the fuck does posting that prove? I can tell you're ethnically middle eastern by the way.
>>722028765and yet YOU keep buying it. otherwise no one would make it.
>>722029003nah digging through old filenames is SEAmonkey behavior. same shit though
>>722029003It proves you're a hypocrite. >When I notice patterns in someone else's posts, it's definitely the same person!>When someone notices the patterns in my posts, you're a schizo!Also laughing @ you schizophrenically hallucinating racial boogeymen in your head. I'm 100% white. Brown losers don't have the self awareness to understand everything they say can be traced back to them. You're stupid, low IQ, and you lack self awareness.
>>722029494actual schizophrenic tranny behavior rofl
>>722029494anon... whoever said anything about "nooticing patterns" beside you? youre just digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole of tranny delusions
>>722002660>>722003419She's cute, what's her name?>inb4 bad news
>>722028765and it was beautiful
>>722002736Perfect for you then.
>>722002660I played the demo, somehow the main game is worse in some aspects. The balance shrine might have been OP but it was a lot more fun, could have just tweaked the multiplier. Momentum is somehow worse than the demo, even with the patch there's just a weird hiccup in movement and sometimes it feels like you go into negative movement speed (at least on Tony it feels that way). Having to rely on weird camera angles/diagonal movement/bhopping doesn't seem like well thought out game design. The game massively out scales you if you don't bhop since you're just racing for upgrades, it does not seem balanced around natural movement speed. Also, I like how the tome/weapon setup for god runs is exactly the same and the only thing the dev tweaked is the Aegis invuln. Everything seems like a mishmash of ideas without real thought put into the gameplay. If you just want to clear challenges then you go all damage tomes and maybe one defensive tome if you're going final boss. Otherwise if you're going for leaderboard you just do the same cookie cutter build, and hope you start hitting your rolls before the game out scales you since it's a greedy build.At least stuff like RoR and RoR2 (especially) felt like you could get away with a run even with shit rolls early. It felt more like a card game where your playstyle changed based on your loot. And there was a lot more emphasis on optimizing your speed on each stage so even if you had shit luck you would be able to negate that. (Except for that Armageddon difficulty mod, that shit is fucked)
>>722002660I never heard of this game and now I'm playing it because of the fox, thanks OP!Also don't tell me Noelle is literally from Deltarune?
>>722029751Fox.
>>722030316Devs worrying about balance in a fucking Vampire Survivors game is so fucking stupid. Like if you really wanna fuck with stuff make endgame bosses and areas where you have to squeeze every oz of DPS out, but stop needing shit as it applies to the normiecore shut your brain off and play a podcast base game
>>722029003>I can tell you're ethnically middle eastern by the waystreet shitting hands typed this post
>>722025136The only thing interesting or different seems to be the luck modifier and the drop chance increase. Luck modifies every roll so eventually if you have like 300%+ luck you'll roll almost all Legendary upgrades and items. And then powerup drop chance actually affects the chest drops from elites even though you wouldn't necessarily think that initially since a chest looks mighty different from the actual power ups. That helps you effectively go "infinite" if you even manage to roll chests that often. That ends up making it so if you find charge pillars on the map you're a lot better off taking elite spawn chance+ and powerup drop chance+ so you can potentially massively scale in a greedy run. It's not exactly groundbreaking but it's interesting. Otherwise builds aren't that in depth. You just itemize based on what you're going for, and doing a god run is just the same template every time just like all the other games.
>>722030439That's a cute fox
>>722009042And Zelda plays nothing like Colossal Cave Adventure, but you didn't speak out and now there's nobody left.
>>722030874>and doing a god run is just the same template every time just like all the other gamesI'm assuming the game has roll pruning/locking mechanics which just hard forces a build 99% of the time?
>>722029748Are you a bot? check the images.
>>722013505Get bloodtome and roll everything.
>>722024070right like I want to throw projectile speed tome into the sun, but you can't because it's a default. what the fuck is even the point of projectile speed? would projectile speed ever be better than just pure attack speed? I can't see how
>>722031208You're stuck with the shitty starter items and there are a lot of them
>>722031208>>and doing a god run is just the same template every time just like all the other gamesi mean, vampire survivors you could do god runs with any build. but your run does look at the end of it regardless of what you choose.
>>722002736>looks like faggot shitTurn your monitor on
>>722009042At this point Roguelike is just a term that implies arcade-y gameplay. Go as far as you can and get the highscore, die and lose everythingWhereas Roguelite is the same except you earn currencies and permanent upgradesThe term isn't used to describe the same turn based RPG gameplay style, but rather the arcade part of it
>>722031381Neither of those stats are really worth it compared to cool down and projectile quantity. With so many mass mobs, you're never going to have a need to hit something .00005 seconds faster.
>>722031208There's a little bit of it but not nearly as much as other games. You have a toggler you unlock at some point that lets you turn off items before you go into a run, but it only lets you turn off new stuff you unlocked, all the defaults must remain. On top of that you have a reroll that costs currency in a run up to like five times for that one run, banish that removes an item from showing up during the run (same amount doesn't cost currency), and a skip that just completely ignores every option. These are all tethered to levels so if you don't use the refresh you're effectively either not getting an upgrade in a level or you're using that level to ignore an item.So, the toggler isn't command levels from RoR, but people are complaining so I wonder if the dev will allow you so a certain amount of every item or if he'll just full on let people cheat. There's still a pleasant amount of RNG to fight before you can enable your cookie cutter build.
>>722014539For the afk challenge, I used Athena. She starts with Aegis and has passive thorns. so you block attacks and also hurt attackers right from the start. it's still very much up to lucky RNG thoughThat's my main issue with this game - unlike most other Survivor-likes, there is barely any way to mitigate or manipulate RNG. You can toggle unlocks, but ONLY unlocks, not the defaults. And there's still plenty of RNG regardless. In other games you have weapons and passives, but once you pick your loadout, the RNG is more or less done. In this game, there's also items from chests/vendors/statues, and shrine buffs, that are utterly RNG and unable to be affected or altered meaningfully.
>Start a run with the intention of getting one specific unlock>Accidently get 2 completely unrelated unlocks insteadI HATE ATHENA AND I HATE CACTUSES
>>722002660I'm torn on this game, it's fun but the writing makes me want to punch a hole in my monitor sometimes.But once in a while I'll unlock something that's a ton of fun to play, like Monke (kill me) or the Katana.I am physically incapable of picking anything but cooldown + quantity tomes every single time. it's the DEXfag curse.
>>722026634Still waiting for this area to be added too.
>>722031941>it's the DEXfag curse.To be fair that's the strongest and most viable combo in this gameAdd some on-hit effect items to make up for damage, plus lifesteal and you become unkillable
>>722002909purchasing banish upgrades allows you to make perfect builds every game.
>>722008270it modern day its basically code word for arcade game
>>722032294That's basically the appeal of them for me. Trying to get as far as I can on a single credit while the game does its level best to stop me is pretty fun.
Why are my kills not being updated on the leaderboard? I'm stuck at 9000 after a full day of playing
>>722033447theyre disabled right now because cheaters immediately romped them with like 2 million + kill 'scores'
>>722033545I see. Thanks for the info.
>>722003419cute
furfags actually like the fox? I thought it was just a half assed joke character as part of the memes
>>722007627>Goes out of his way to get angry at somethingI bought the game sight unseen cause it looked fun, I don't need to know whatever the fuck the dev is doing behind fucking discord.
>>722034814Maybe? Either way, he's still fucking busted with a half-decent build.
>>722002660Imagine if survivorslops had actual gameplay haha. Like, just imagine how good they would be haha
the demo was much more fun than whatever the fuck they released
>Stop having fun the thread
>walking left while opening chest>BANISHED
>another vampsurv game with zero passive upgradesholocure clears sadly
>>722029751>she
>>722006517robinette is a girl
>>722007637Do thorns still hit an enemy even if you evade them?
>>722002660I like to call it Risk of Reddit
>>722020223Top 200 streamers have been playing it on and off for like the past two weeks, if it was being shilled I'd have expected to see more threads on here but this is the first I've seen one
I can't tell - are tier 2 and 3 harder than tier 1? And I specifically mean when the level starts. Like, is the tier 2 version of the first level of the forest harder than the tier 1 version? Or does tier 2 not take effect until you step through the boss portal?I ask because I feel like I always kick ass in tier 1 and then tier 2 I'm barely skating by, even on the first level
>>722002736Yeah, it's twitch streamer friendslop
it is really funny how streamers can make even the most generic nextfest game popular.
>>722037049>friendslopit's not co-op retard
>>722030327Nah. This game is too based for Deltatroon.
>>722005124Hey, same here. I am very obsessed with horse vaginas and rectums. They excite me greatly and arouse me. I achieve an erection by staring at them.
>>722036114I think evade cucks thorns, but I'm not 100% sure. The green shield pickup definitely cucks thorns damage, though.
>>722037306Friendslop isn't just a term for co-op gamesIt's for games that feed the parasocial relationship between streamers/youtubers and their viewers.
>>722031381I think it works with swords.
I thought amog was a meme but I actually got a good run going. Desperately need early +quantity though.
>>722037651how did you get past the fact that poison flask literally does 1 damage
>>722037037I feel like tier 3 is harder, and it would make sense for it to be harder considering there's a coin multiplier, but the game mentions nothing about t2 or t3 being harder. You could probably test how much hp enemies have/how much damage they deal on each difficulty, but I don't care enough to do that.
>>722037613That's not what friendslop is retard.
>>722037681Ok I tested it. T1 goblins seem to do 11 damage and T3 goblins seem to do 16 damage.
I played for 30 hours before realising you could slide
>>722037965Slide doesn't really do much. It helps you b-hop easier if you're a scrub but it's not really that big of a deal.
>>722038028its 100% necessary for navigating the forest map if youre playing anything other than skellyboi
>>722038161bhop and strafe with perfect timing and slide isn't necessary
>>722037676early +quantity and +damage I guess. damage upgrades increase poison tick damage. 3 3 dmg flasks that aoe stack poison that quickly grow to 27 dmg ticks, plus death explosions adds more poison. it kind of works if you get good rolls.
>>722038274>it works if you get good rollsyou could say this about literally anything
>>722036114>>722037571evasion stills procs on-touch effects.
>>722038381I mean other weapons go from okay to great with good upgrades. Poison goes from what the fuck are you doing to maybe you can survive.
>>722037613That's streamslop, you buffoon
>>722037613holy retard
>>722037089I havent seen a single streamer play this.
Any bandito players? What do you build? What's your score? I just won for the first time with 20k+ kills (I dont remember the exact number)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APDcX7sxO8Q
oh boy another roguelike indie slop because we don't have a thousand of those
>>722039620this game is currently the 6th highest streamed game on Twitch. you just aren't paying attention
>>722041051Yea I usually don't pay attention to shit that doesn't matter to me.
>>722041225Assigning any importance to streamers, positively or negatively, is retarded. I wasn't saying you SHOULD pay attention. But you saying you haven't seen anyone streaming it is meaningless
>>722007627>>furry avatar developer>>bluesky accounts>>discord with woke initiation rules>>discord full of tranniesEverything you said is based, thanks for ensuring that I'll never regret my purchase.
>>722037089I learned about this game from an off topic /v/ thread
>>722042401be honest, did that thread have anything to do with the cute fox?
just got into top 0.1% ama
>>722043998post character + weapons + tomes + items
>>722043998Top 5 weapons? Is the Sniper Rifle good or bait
>>722044189got essentially the top 0.1% kit in stage 2 (anvil, dagger, magnet)>>722044213dexecutioner, katana, aegis, banana, bow, dicesniper rifle is bait, dexecutioner is just straight up better
>>722028765Bordelands made a reference to "I attack the dark", so it can't be that bad...Yes, I know it is that bad
>>722044396Nice. I just unlocked dagger on my last run (which was my first T3 win). Getting anvil on stage 2 and still making 0.1% is crazy I feel like. I see people spam restarting to get it on stage 1.
>>722016181>this idea sucked ass in Risk of Rain 2 and it sucks ass hereRoR2 didn't do that. It only happens during the boss' final phase, but that phase is a gimmick that's virtually impossible to lose and it gives you practically all your items back after a couple seconds anyways.
https://files.catbox.moe/ksg2z3.pngfun game, have a gay little fox
>>722045502YUMMY FOX BALLSACK
>>722045303getting it on stage 1 is the most minmaxy way, im pretty sure also people going for top 10 are going for double anvil strat, essentially its impossible to get 2nd anvil after you get it UNLESS it spawns at a trader. if you get it through other way than that trader, you can go and buy that anvil to get 2 anvils. pretty sure you can also get a 3rd one if you're really lucky but i don't know if there is a point for it, likely for some obscure spaceman strats
>>722045781What does double Anvil do? Are you getting 4 stat increases with every level?
>>722045885yep, it stacks
>>722045502>butchered feet
>>722034814I don't know what to tell you if you couldn't tell that the devs are blatant furfags, or at the very least into furries if you saw her (his?) design, and thought nothing of her (him).
STILL THE BEST 2019
>>722034814it's a classic design, and quite good one at thatnothing unusual but pleasant to look at.t furfag
How do I make the poison guy (Amog) work?
>>722022702>chad>no size tomengmi
>>722047208first minute have to get quantity (either shrine, tome or on the weapon) and weapon damage (scales the poison ticks). if you can't get that the run is dead and should just restart.
>>722002660how do i cheat engine myself a ton of gold during a run? i already gave myself all of the silver i could ever want.
>>722047356do you also need projectile speed, or is size good enough? the fucking flasks go nowhere.
yiff in hell, furfag
>>722045502Cute fox, would adventure with.
>>722007526I've only used him to beat the afk challenge and that was it, but I see people get him into the top 10 global leaderboards constantly so somehow you can make him work
Just bought it. It starts lagging after like 10 waves to the point of unplayable. The input delay is almost 2 seconds at that point.Jesus fuck
>>722009135You gear dit here folks, arcade games are rogue like
>>722048419Open a text document and kindly ask the jeets mining crpto on your computer to stop for a bit.
>>722048336yeah but you'll get those later. the point is you NEED the dps early so you can kill anything to get level ups to begin with.
>>722007526>>722048417I thought Megachad was useless but then I managed to win my first tier 2 run with him. I just built pure defense and outlived everything. Got aegis, don't even remember what my third weapon was. HP tome, lifesteal tome, hp regen tome.but later I unlocked Athena and she's better/easier to do pure tank runs on because she starts with aegis
>>722031797I got it with megachadAttraction tome to actually get xoFlamewalker for damage, I imagine Athena is a little better, flex isnt as good as aegis
>>722031941Cooldown and quant tomes are by far the bestYou can win without them but it's significantly worse
>>722002660any games like this that are good?
>>722031941Having more with crit fast and lifesteal is the only way to actually play the game. It feela like everything else is a trap.
>>722034814The dev uses that specific fox as his avatar
>>722005124>>722037435based jeets
>>722003419>The paws on the soles of the bootsCute!
>>722049321>make a game so people would draw free art of your OCssounds like a plan
how are people getting 1m scores???????
>>722049651Isn't that exactly what VanRipper did with Helltaker?
>>722048258Gold doesnt even do anything without luck. Enjoy your 30 green items.
>>722003675most but not actually most of it anyway
>>722049919>fresh run with 0 luck>purple and blue items>level 12 luck tome total 250% luck>constant green items
>>722050017i was popping legendaries on every chest with 200% luck
>find portal>spawn boss>kill boss>portal doesn't open>timer runs through>die to ghostswhy does this keep happening to me
>>722002660nortubel tier character design
>>722049714put on your programmer socks and buttplug first
I liked this game at first. After fighting the stage 3 boss which was just the tree boss but bigger, I became disillusioned.Risk of Rain 2 wasn't perfect, but there really wasn't any items that were bad. In this game there's like a dozen items you don't want to drop (yes I know about toggler). There's also a bunch of terrible weapons and tomes that you just never want to use. Why would I ever waste a tome slot on projectile speed? Campfire and afk juice suck because getting knocked back disables them. A lot of characters aren't really fun to play as because it's time based and they take fucking forever to reach beacons and shrines.At first it was like an 8/10 for me but now it's like a 6/10 and I don't feel like unlocking the rest of the stuff I'm missing
>>722050175stop being a retard and select tier 2-3 on stage select
>>722050225>Risk of Rain 2 wasn't perfect, but there really wasn't any items that were badcome on anon
>>722051180Notice how you didn't name any
>>722004246that's not a roguelike, retard-kun
Risk of Rain 2 is pure fucking unfiltered trash for faggots. It's in the same subgenre of roguelites that Hades in, the subgenre being called "roguelites for retarded faggots who have never played a roguelite, and have barely played videogames."
>>722051348But do you like megabonk because it's literally the same game except you're not aiming or pushing as many keys
>>722050225really? Was that all there is to it? This dev must have racking all that cash and never bother to even have variety of enemies nor updates
>>722007627snowflake moment
>>722050225>fighting the stage 3 bossDid you fight the boss or beat him? There's a difference and it matters. >stage 3 boss which was just the tree boss but biggerIf that's your problem with the T3 boss I don't care about your opinion. >Weird Fungus is good in my wholesome chungus friendslop game but bad in the game that doesn't put me to sleep!Umm..anon. There's no difference between Weird Fungus in RoR2 and in Megabonk. >I know the toggler exists but I won't use it!Umm, okay retard. >A lot of characters aren't really fun to play as because it's time based and they take fucking forever to reach beacons and shrines.What do you mean by time based? Can you tell me what the time actually does? The characters are fine if you know how to move btw. Aside from the astronaut, every character can navigate the map fine.
>>722002660what this gay shit
>>722051813I don't see why you'd quote me incorrectly. No point in engaging with a straw man argument
>>722051943Hah, you know you're wrong. There are valid criticisms of the game but all your gripes are just retarded.
>>722025323If the burgers at least got pulled in by your pick up range this would be ok but the fact you have to physically touch the damn things makes this item fucking retarded.Also why can't we lockout base unlocked items in the main menu? Also dumb.
I'm surprised that people still care about vampire survivors clones
>>722051984>dude look at me I'm a fagyeah we know
Even the dev most know a lot of his item bloat is shit and redundant and that's why he added toggler to begin with.
>>722052000>im surprised people still care about platformers>im surprised people still care about metroidvanias>im surprised people still care about soulslikes>im surprised people still care about sports games>im surprised people still care about pokemon games>im surprised people still care about this is how retarded that sentiment sounds btw
>>722052074-hasnt beat the game, doesn't know what the timer does, doesn't understand movement, owner of the "the biggest faggot" award
>>722052178>let me suck your dicknahh
>>722052000honestly i dont, then all of sudden game gained traction. Sure i pirated it, play for few hours, only to find out this game is just another clone with the most barebone features but "ITS 3D!!"
>>722052118except the default list are already too much and you cant toogle it off
Chunkers are just Axes but worse
>wahh I can't get the exact best items every time in my random bullshit game! It's literally unplayable!A shame you can't toggle off you being a massive bitch.
>>722051243All of these are bad and their only real uses are scrap>WhitesSteak, Medkit, Monster Tooth>GreenChronobauble, Daisy, Stealthkit, Red Whip, Squidand so on, there's a reason all the rebalance mods are so popular for RoR 2, the game has so many items that are so bad, lunar is probably the worst item type of them all
>>722052519>red whip badlol
>>722022702>lvl 40 >stage 2 end swarmThis dude doesn't farm xp looool
>>722052558>self reporting yourself as a scrub that plays on easy mode
>>722052463and? You cant prove that most of the defaults are even useful in the first place
>>722053061Get your refreshes up and learn to get ur build it's not hard to filter through the trash
>>722053152>cant refute but only cope with using limited amount of refreshesthanks for nothing
>>722034814Everyone loves foxes
>>722002660>buy it >play 30 min >a lot of reddit comedy >furry mc yeah i'll pass; i can smell this fandom is full of trannies.
>>722035573Just let go of the button before the animation finishes?I accidentally banished an item one time and then learned my lesson. You should have too.
>>722037613/v/ is the worst board
>gold tome>silver tome>projectile speed tome>axe weapon>poison flask weapon>chud burgername your instant banishes, the above are mine
>reddit comedyhuh? no where on reddit is saying shit like "scorpionussy"
>>722038274>>722038514The Dev desperately needs to improve some of these weapons and items. Some of them are just objectively trash that can kill a run if you end up with them.
>>722054043>wasting a level instead of refreshing
>>722054043banishing non-items is dumb. banishing items like the shitburger is good because it completely removes it from all chests and vendors etc. But banishing a tome or weapon just means you wasted a level up
>>722054175>gold tome>refresh>gold tome againyeah no i learned my lesson with that one
>>722040760I build for crits and attack speed. Mostly pair the starter weapon with other close ranged weapons but I've occasionally gone with long ranged ones like the wireless daggers, bones or the sniper.
>>722044396Can I ask why Dexe>Sniper? It would seem on the face of it that the sniper has more damage but clearly I'm missing something.
>>722049714cheating
>>722054043Borgar is an instabanish. I wish I could actually remove it from the game
>>722051813>>Weird Fungus is good in my wholesome chungus friendslop game but bad in the game that doesn't put me to sleep!>Umm..anon. There's no difference between Weird Fungus in RoR2 and in Megabonk.NTA but what the fuck does this even mean? Is this some niche meme I don't know about?
>>722054758He's retarded
why does no one point out the trans colors on the skateboard
>>722052410Yeah they really should be bigger and have more knockback imo
>>722054792because the skeletal frame tells the truth
>>722054792You just did.Good job anon.
>>722054758Oh, I got bustling fungus from RoR 2 confused with weird fungus from noita (the superior game)
>>722054792because then they would be opening themselves up to statistics
>>722055068I haven't played either of those games but what is this fungus's relation to Megabonk?
>>722050410no
>>722054792Environmental storytelling hinting at why the skeleton originally died
>>722055312
>>722055210That anon claimed there was 0 bad items in RoR2, and then cited the campfire as a bad item as Megabonk (they work the exact same way)
>God tier run>Search the entire desert square by square for twelve minutes.>No boss portalUnfuckingbelievably frustrating.
>>722044396Based ninjachad
best items to microwave?
>>722055210>>722056320Fungus is good in risk of rain because you use them with engineers turrets so you can move around and still heal, plus turrets don't get knocked around so the heal doesn't get cancelled. The megabonk tard is obviously very stupid and doesn't understand these key differences
>>722056581skuleg
>>722056593>bustling fungus is usable one 1 (one) character>one character out of twenty>the item is usable 5% of the time>"yeah, it's a god tier item, bro!"
https://steamcommunity.com/id/quibblemaster/recommended/3405340/I haven't played the game but this is the top review and the seethe in the replies is absolute peak.That said, accurate?
>>722057061Better than 0% of characters, retardo
>>722057121
>>722056581XP items, luck items, stinky cheese. other things can be good situationally. crit, damage, or atk speed items can be considered depending on circumstance.
i just can't do tier 2/3 without tank build cheese. everything else I try I get overwhelmed either during swarms or bosses (or both)and then the one time I got to tier 3 endboss I just ran out the timer and died because I was a tank build that couldn't die but hit like a wet noodle
>>722057228Sorry bros, I jacked off in KalserTom's corn flakes. You guys don't deserve to be hated for it.
played for 100 minutes and i think i have seen everything it has to offer just like every other game in this genre, i think i'll refund it
>have amazing run>about to beat forest level 2>provoke bush thinking I can kill it>1 million hp>dieI'm so disappointed
>>722057260you may need more Aegis damage, projectile, and more thorn, my first victory in tier 3 was with a tank build, just keep headbutting him
>>722057638Yeah I did the same thing earlier today, wondering what the bush boss was like on tier 2. fucking ludicrous. why even put that there
>>722057061>>722056593RoR2 fungus is still a good item on other characters since in RoR2 you have the option to peel away from combat and heal. Can't do that in Megabonk because enemies are constantly spawning and teleporting right next to you, and even if not they can still climb walls.
>>722057993>RoR2 you have the option to peel away from combat and healIt's the opposite. RoR 2 it's impossible to peel away as your shitty dash gives you 2 inches of distance. In Megabonk a single good strafejump sends you across the map and gives you time to campfire.
>>722002660quirky chungus tranny game
>>722058154>RoR 2 it's impossible to peel away as your shitty dash gives you 2 inches of distanceIdk what the new maps are like, but in the old maps there were plenty of places where smart terrain navigation could hide you from combat long enough to squeeze in a good fungus heal. Even diving behind a rock could be enough.In Megabonk your only recourse is to slide or strafejump away and hope an enemy you can't instantly kill doesn't appear right next to you.
>>722027034>newfag discovers people can see your 4chan post history with ease
>just got a 58k kill run>as fucking birdowasn’t even trying to go for a high score, was just unlocking mines and 10k kills on birdo item
>>722057638Bro your run wasn’t amazing if you can’t beat the bush, if you feel OP try to get mire curse
>>722058650is birdo's thing really just floating? I think every character should have some passive and some level up stat.
>>722058845>just floatingfloating trivializes most threats in the game
>>722057638trigger the "hidden boss" early on lvl1 if you have good damage, their hp scales quite unfairly that you need an op build if you trigger them later
>>722058845yeah and gets a double jump on spawn, allows you to be a bit more slower with your selections before the first swarm shows up
>>722059063The biggest threat in the game is getting outscaled and overwhelmed. Floating doesn't make you do more damage. If you don't do damage you don't kill shit, and you you don't kill shit you don't get stronger while everything else does.
>>722059332And something like 1% luck per level isn't gonna make much a difference compared to not needing to waste rolls on extra jumps, movespeed, or survivability. It also lowers the impact scaling has on you as long as you don't trigger the boss too late.
>>722002660>no cute girlswhat's was even the point?
I never have to do a "Get X to Level Y" quest ever again.
>>722031381the slower things take to hit the enemy(missiles) or return to you(banana/axe) the better they are with thisbut it only helps few weapons where projectile amt helps almost everything
>>722006589>>722006517They wear masks to hide their face shape/shaved face, I know because I've seen some do this irlit's a tranny.
>>722061309I doubt it would be that hard to mod some girls with big badonkers into it?
>>722007867moving around is usually boring in these gamesin this game, its fun. you can even bunnyhop to gain speed
>>722002660>f*rfag gameyou probably buy ubisoft games too faggot
Call me when it comes out on torrent
>>722056581Are there different tiers of microwave?? I saw a purple one but didnt get itWould it say no lvl 1 items allowed?
>>722063145There's microwaves for every rarity
>>722028117Does this have a Revenant skin? Because you know, with one of the available weapons is Homing Missiles and all.
>>722003675You don't need to bunny hop.The stafe accel applies even while you're on the ground.
how do I unlock more weapon/tome slots?
>>722005493You are TERRIBLE at the game nigga
>>722007867>good game badDamn we are fucking DARING today with the 4chin posts eh
>>722008661How many years has it been since the last time you played ror2 you fucking retarded nigger
>>722063463Play the game more. I think you need a certain amount of unlocks to unlock weapons/tomes. Then you buy the new slots in the "shop" tab with silver.
>>722005493Quantity is dogshit brother
>>722013505xp tome is mandatory
lifesteal is a massive noob crutch that prevents you from actually playing the game.aegis is a little bit of a crutch. it's not as crutchy though, as it has limited charges and doesn't waste a valuable tome slot.
>>722065379Best 4 tomes?
>>722065379aegis + armor is meta thoughever, agreed on the lifesteal/hp regen it’s better to rely on items for health problems>>722065530Armor, XP, Curse, LuckYou need XP, Curse the most for reliable scaling otherwise you won’t be able to handle endgame, Luck is necessary to roll legendary updrages otherwise you waste levels on your weapon upgrades you only get 40 so it needs to be as optimal as possible
>>722065530Highly dependant on characterBut mostly, 2 support tomes (cursed, exp, luck) and 2 damage appropiate for your weaponDepending on character you can go 3 support one damage or 1 support 3 damageIf 1 support only, always go for cursed
>>722065530quantity is also noob bait and belongs in the trash. quantity looks like it does a lot early game but it falls off fast. it scales linearly rather than multiplicatively which sucks.XP and luck are must-haves on 100% of runs. curse if you're going for mega high scores. ATK speed and damage are good.
>>722065794now please completely ignore this comment if you are going for high ranks
>>722065794>>722065819>>722065846Thanks. From these replies it seems EXP and Luck are the must haves and the other 2 depend more or less on the character.
>>722066038No, exp and luck also depend on characterIf you are playing the elf, for example, you want to go gold tome (also gives you damage) and dont need luck tome because you will get it from opening literally every single chest with a green cardExp is not really a must have, can and should be swapped for cursed once you get your build down and now exactly what items to getBUT if you are playing diceman always get exp tome
>>722009585Tried it and it's meh. Somewhere in the middle of the Vampire Survivor clones.
>>722066415Literally nobody on the leaderboard takes Gold% tome over XP% tome for robinette
>>722066505You seem to be confused anonIt was not a question
>>722066645You are confused
>>722066848>n-no u!You also seem to be retarded anon
>>722065910What’s your 4 tomes hotshot
>using toggleryou didn't beat the game
>>722066909>picks up gold tome under any circumstance You're somehow more retarded than the lifesteal/armor/quantity tards. I legitimately thought your comment was a troll at first but then I remembered how retarded the average /v/ user is.
>>722007867>>722008270>roguelikeThis is neither a roguelike nor a roguelite, what the fuck are you going about, it's a survivorlike or garliclike
>>722002660>Steal concept>add milennizoomer "humour">its a smash hitim so fucking tired.
>>722002660I was enjoying it until>challenge: whacky controls! Your movement AND camera controls are backwards!CANCER idea.
>>722067119Thanks for confirming your mental problemsHave a good day, retard-kun
>>722067335If you're not retarded that shits easy, did it my first try.
>>722067335That one is quite okay to manage standing still is way harder
>>722066981whatever i need with the character, definitely not armor to get oneshot anywaysthis just tells me you are just trying to get to the boss and failing at it instead of going for ranking
>>722031381>what the fuck is even the point of projectile speed?kek, shitter brainlet confirmedits actually very useful in a lot of weapons>boomerang, like bananait means it finishes its attack and is 'reloaded' faster meaning faster attack rate and less vulnerable downtime>bouncingSame as above, only it is killing faster thus making the area safer, faster>orbitingobviously if rock moves faster, rock hits faster, rock kills faster>long rangeless chance to miss, quicker killsprojectile speed continues to confound brainlets in every game its in, despite being pretty clear what it does in the games its in and also logical, simple minded people always stop at "why would I care if it moves a little faster"because taking some projectile speed basically makes all weapons faster killers, faster reload/attack speed, better CC, etc depending on the type.
>>722067281Streamerbait games are fucking cancer.And this is a streamerbait AND adhd NUMBIES NUMBIES LIGHTS FLASHING LIGHTS CLAP CLAP CLAP ADHD bait.I can only imagine a world where we gatekept gaming properly and kicked all the normies out. And yes, /v/ would be 95% smaller.The older I get, the more I understand the gatekeep mentality.
>>722067495Okay you have no clue and are retarded
>>722002660does the aura weapon work with attack speed?
>>722067474Just do it on Athena. Make sure you get the Attraction Tome or you're gonna have a bad time.
>>722067538Why not just go make a thread for your 5% bros, stupid faggot
>>722067538Just look away? who tf cares
>>722067661>just don't play it lol!!!how is me and the 5% not playing it going to stop developers making them and braindead apes like you playing them?but don't worry, any hidden gem games I do know about, I'm going to keep that shit to myself. You people are a CANCER.
>>722067281look i'm not a fan of the "humour" either but the game is fun
>>722067689>shitty low effort meme games get millions in revenue thanks to streamers>stupid fucktards play them because sheep and because wow flashing lights>more shitty games get madethe 'do nothing' strategy only works with some things
>>722067538>The older I get, the more I understand the gatekeep mentality.I feel this in my soul.this overwhelmingly positive FOTM games coverage is basically>HEHEHE, LOOK, ITS CHAD>HAHAHA WHEN HE DODGES IT SAYS "FLEXED">OH. MY. DOG, ITS LE HECKIN CHUNGUSon one front, you have the women ruining it for us, not the old school "one of the guys" dorky girls, but just the insufferable "uhm, isnt this like, problematic" canceron another front, the soys, demanding representation and politically affirming dialogueon another front, you have the "real" gamers, who demand the need for memes and yellow paint for their ecelebs to play for themwhat the FUCK happened?
>>722067724Well apparently you have your hidden gems so again why are you even here, retarded faggot
>>722067806To call you a subhuman and tell you you're as bad as the gachatards.
>>722067981I am indifferent to your remark
>>722068067That's fine, it's just something you need to hear
>>722002736FpbpFurfags seething
>have fun with silly thing>I am now evil
>>722068307i hope your favorite series gets turned into gachaslopit's okay, they're just having fun with a silly thing :)
>>722067796Nice blog faggot
>>722068456I bet you play gachas
>>722067548keep trying to get to the boss armorboy
>>722067793Maybe they are just funWhat is your favorite masterpiece, anon
>>722068456Gachas are just a monetization model, no issue at all if the game is still good
>another stale single-player "boolet heaven" (honestly, whoever coined that term deserved to be buttraped 24/7)>with skateboarding-themed elements sprinkled in>not turning into a full skaterboard game with "boolet heaven" gameplay as the secondary element; something like a multiplayer Last Man Standing where you must outlast every other players against the ever-growing powerful mobs; all at the same time trying to accumulate Style Points as you perform various skating acrobatics...pls don't tell the megabonk devs
>>722069296Sounds dogshitWouldn't play
>>722002660I've been playing exclusively fox because I want to fuck him
>>722027064yeah check the OP
>>722045502YOUbased as fuck
