WE COULD BE GETTING HALF LIFE 3'S ANNOUNCEMENT AT ANY FUCKING MINUTE
>>722029038Don't care.
Don't care.
They're porting Half-Life 2 to the Nintendo Switch 2 at 30 fps for $80
cant wait for another half life rtx type of trash
I care
>>722029340Cope, deckie.
>>722029394Cute ipads little Tim Tim
>>722029038Orange Box 2>Remakes of HL1, 2, Ep 1 and 2, and a non-VR version of Alyx>Portal 3>Left 4 Dead 3That will be shadow dropped today, and an announcement that Half-Life 3 is officially in development.
Aw yeah. Time for Half-Life The Card Game
NEVER EVER
>it's REALhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/220/eventcomments/
>>722029531>and a non-VR version of Alyxit'd be a really shitty commercial release, because of ""vr playability considerations"" the levels have almost nothing to them and the enemies are practically shooting gallery targets. if you strip the motion control minigame stuff there's almost nothing left.
GUYS HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Gabe doesn't even remember what half-life is
>>722029539Something like that yes
Who is Adils?
>>722029038It's called Half Life cause half my life has passed since the last fucking game.
>>722031074https://www.linkedin.com/in/adilsardar
>>722029394>A crappy Bugisoft game at 30fps that forces ray tracing by default.Lmao
>>722031168>adilSARdar
>>722029038qrd?
>>722031074>>722031168>street shitter>fumbles 4 times in a rowlmao you can't make this shit up
>>722029531>non-VR version of AlyxYou have obviously never played Alyx if you think that's a reasonable thing to do.That's like playing beat saber with a keyboard. The game's entire design is built around interacting with tracking controllers in a 3D space.
>>722031335you're gay
>>722031950qrd?
steam discussion is somehow gayer and dumber than reddit congrats
>>722032015y__'__ g__
You're welcome guys I made this post yesterday:>>721961996>Did they even fucking start on Half-Life 3? Who starts a series and doesnt finish it after 20 fucking years? FUCK!!!
I never played HL but at this point it seems like no matter what they do with 3, it will be impossible to live up to the hype
Turn on CNN they're announcing HL3!!
HALF LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>722029038GUYS GABEN HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HIS BEDITS HAPPENING
5 hours ago Valve also locked a 6-year old bait thread on HL3 being epic exclusive, but no other HL3 threads.
based indians are finally giving us half-life 3 using ai
what if it's a mistake made by a poojeet but they're close enough to announcing it anyway that they'll pretend it was intentional?they still haven't deleted the posts
>>722029038Enter Compelling Slur Here
>>722033931Adils has used half life 2 for publicly testing steam stuff before. His only review on his steam account is a bad review on half life 2 specifically for testing out the negative review system.As much as I'd love it to be half life 3, it's probably just another test of something.
>>722034465more like Half-Life Poo
>>722029038dont care, not happening
>>722032492BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM
HAPPENING
LOST COAST TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>722032304At this point people just want the end of the story
>>722031191AND THE DECK CAN'T EVEN RUN THAT DOG SHIT LMAO
>>722032304just give me a well optimized source 2 game with an sdk so we get a revival of fun sourcemods with community servers again
>>722031338kek
>>722029539id buy it
>>722029539artifactbros they are laughing at us again...
>>722029394I can see the Switch ghosting from here
Get ready for Hal-Life Alyx Themed Index Controllers
>>722029394>insane ghostingWhy exactly would you want to play this on the Switch 2 or even at all really?
>Gabe released HL3 on his deathbedI KNEEEL
these valve employees sure do systems tests in prod a lot
>>722029038You're 15 years late Gabe you cunt
Half life 2 + expansions source 2 free update, thats why its happening on that page
OH SHITITS UP ITS REAL
>>722029394silky smooth 30fps
You all do remember that they never finished adding HL2 Deathmatch to base HL2 for the 20th anniversary update, right?
>>722029394What a loss. Tendies are truly got a gem on their hands with this one. I kneel.
>>722031074>>722031168>>722031338>it's just a poo in the loonevermind
Tyler didn't report on this so it's probably not real.
>>722037974True. He's the only reliable leaker out there.
>>722029038I have no strong feelings towards this.
>>722037856HL2 21st anniversary update, trust the plan.
>>722031168My Sardar is going off definitley a jeet
this is the year
>>722029038I don't care anymoreThey took too fucking longEveryone who cared died or moved onZoomie don't even know what half life isFuck Gaben and fuck Valve
Annnd it's gone.
THEY FUCKING DELETED IT NO
>>722039858>>722039898sus
it's over
>>722029531>non-VR version of AlyxThe game is balanced the player being a giga jobber who panics and occasionally drops their full magazines to the floor.Without that aspect, the game is comically easy and feels like a demo.
>>722029394>switch is missing in-game objectsunfair comparison
>>722040986presumably all the maps would be redesignedstill i'm banking on nothingburger
>>722041130give me some of that copium
>>722041243>nothing's gonna happen>copium???
>Terrible gunplay>Terrible walk-and-talk cutscenes constantly>Terrible vehicles >Terrible level design in HL2Half Life is the gaylo of redditors. gaylo may even be a better series.
Artifag sniffs farts
>>722032304Ten years ago maybe, but at this point its been long enough that I think most people have looped back around into not caring that much.
>>722032304they could literally just release episode 2 2 and i'd be satisfied
I have some idea of what Half Life 3 will be like if it ever happens.>Like the Portal games, you'll have characters talking to you while you're overcoming challenges. Watching you from afar, talking over radio, recordings, or it's be apart of your gun like Potato Glados or a sentient gun like in High On Life(see pic)>They're going to come up with some crazy new gun. Something even grander than the Gravity or Portal guns.>A mix of platforming challenges, physics-based puzzle solving using the new gun, and combat>For the combat, they really need to go next level on how enemies act in combat. You gotta get that sense of WOW, THEY'RE REALLY COOL like the very first time you played a Halo campaign.My ideas are very vague, but I'm sure they've been cooking the game in the oven for over a decade with that kinda mindset. Surely, they've come up with some crazy shit
ugh am i gonna need to pull my headset out and actually finish alyx i'd rahter just play 2 again
>>722042146I'm the opposite, 2 is such a slog that id rather go through the hassle of setting up VR again.
>>722042069I bet they haven't been working on it or thinking about it at all
>>722042069>you'll have characters talking to you while you're overcoming challengesIt's Valve's trademark at this point. Hell, they already did it in HLA after all.
arg dropping tomorrow lads
>>722029394>Switch 2 can run the port of AAA slop game optimized for it at 30fps>Deck can't run the PC version of AAA slop game at 30fps on max settingsOh no how will deck owners ever recover from this crushing blow
>>722042609argentinians dropping tomorrow? where?
>>722029038
>he fell for it again
>>722031168>adil SAARdarwho writes this shit
>>722037974Hi, valve employee hereTyler is my personal confidant as he's never leaked any real informationHL3 is not a thing, by the way - the ending scene in Alyx was meant as open ended writing or something to that effect.
>>722042069Surely they amassed a warchest full gameplay ideas to tinker with at this point. Implementing it however is a different story.
>>722042069it's going to be a physics- and AI-heavy immersive sim, like Prey 2017 and HL Alyx had a baby
>>722048056I don't mind that honestly. Valve was heavily inspired by Looking Glass Studios' games when designing Half-Life, it'll be the ultimate dream come true for the series.
>>722042069ai ass post
>>722048056>immersive simthat wouldn't make sense since Half Life Games are extremely linear story-driven games
>>722048452exactly, and that's also where the largest tech innovations lie since gaming as a whole has leaned so hard into open world photorealistic shenanigans with terrible AI and a dearth of actual ~systems~ in their designsthat sort of thing is mostly left to indies, and they all have pretty terrible performance (aside from rare exceptions like Factorio) partly because they're solo or small team devs hacking stuff together and partly because they're usually running on Unity or Unreal with terrible feature configurations
>>722048535immersive sims don't have to be pseudo open world, Dishonored is a good example of the level structure they might go for
>>722032143My nigga
>>722033184Those fags do that all the time. Anything to make it look like they are workingI've seen>This thread was quite old before the recent postsOn threads that are new, old threads that haven't had any "recent posts", threads that have been consistently active for a long time, they literally just use that excuse for anything.
>>722031074>It's a fucking poo being incompetent AHHHHHH
>>722031168KEK BASED CHADIAN DABBING ON NEWHALF LIFE TROONS
>>722050425you need to go outside my man
DAY OF DEFEAT: SOURCE 2 BABY!
>>722051265Damn I would kill for it. Still my most played game even though I've barely touched it the last decade. Orange maps (especially the tower one) are etched into my brain
>>722051427i only have slightly over 200hours in it, but recently i've been playing it for about an hour or two a day. it's just a nice, straightforward fun fps where i can use my favorite ww2 US guns.orange maps are a special type of hell, but theyre fun once in awhile.
>>722031074>>722031168They hire Indians at Valve? Fucking hell.
Nothing burgerThey're just announcing the Raising the Bar reprint is going on sale
>>722029038RICOCHET TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>there are anons who don't believe in HL3 They cancelled six different versions of it, the showed footage of Episode 3 additionally confirming the cancellation officially, the HLVR team are not working on CS2 or Deadlock, they finally finished Source 2, they deliberate rebooted HLAlyx after it's OG script was awful and also time traveled away the resonance cascade. Valve are working on another Half Life game, the only question is if this is the one that'll actually make it to market.
I actually predicted to some friends last week that half life 3 would come out in November 2025. This coincides with world war 3 and UFOs visibly destroying huge meteors in our atmosphere next month.
Alyx was HL3, I don't know why people see it otherwisewe're never getting what happens after EP2 because there is nothing to see, it'll just be a slow, painful decline of humanity assuming they can even keep the combine away
>>722031168>retarded automation mishap involving somewhat ESL writing>a jeet was behind itPlease fire him.
>>722052234It was a spin off title meant for VR. It was a teaser for HL3 and was a flex test for how well they've optimized Source 2. Remember Source 2 was dodgy for most of the 2010's. Half-Life 3 will actually break the ice for Valve's Source 2 legacy. The first mainline vidya using Source 2 with all it's magic tricks. At least, this is what I hope.
>>722031074For a second I thought the @ Valve part was just a system identifier but the jeet seriously put a fucking @ Valve to his Steam username to signal he works there. I've seen no other Valve employee do this.
>>722052718Might be doing so to make it public for moderator activity.
>>722052040>OG script was awful and also time traveled away the resonance cascadeI still can't believe that idea was actually seriously planned in the first place. Valve hired some random writer from some random VR game to write for their flagship title, then they were shocked when they found out that the draft was shite. Like no shit he'd put out that nonsense.
>>722052040>they finally finished Source 2when will they release the sdk?
>>722029394Troonix sister...
>>722054124when will they release SFM2
>>722029513why do you call everyone timmy and tim tim. it annoys me because my name is tim and i am always on YOUR side
>>722029038HL1 and 2 are the most droppable shooters ever made. Imagine doing the souls meme of NO MUSIC a decade before souls
>>722054579but there's music in half life?
>>722054579both of those had musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjJmvANWn8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9dArwG5cE
>>722054232idk man I went with tim tim instead of timmy because I doubt anyone is calling you tim tim as a grown man
>>722031074>jeets became part of the hl3 false hope collabi don't know how turkroaches got the cockroach label when the literal shit eaters that infest everything didn't
>>722029038I don't care. I don't play videogames anymore.
>>722056498Same reason they want you to believe ancient Greece was some faggot utopia
