Whiterun.. Home...
>>722035007You're an idiot. An IDIOT!
>>722035171Still banging your wife, Nazeem.
> Haven't played it since like 2014> Still my favorite game ever and think about it every dayUnghh
Graymane or battleborn?
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty,and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you!
Bits and baubles for your good lady
>>722035007what game is this
>>722035540you dont even like ityou probably never played vanilla
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/_34gUVqLkAo?si=lkMqv2cuHAZMT1Vw
>>722035692
>>722035575>worshipping a Breton I kill him in every playthrough
You know what's wrong with /v/ these days? Everyone's obsessed with death!
>>722035813> BretonTiber Septim was an imperial.
>>722035007in my mind this is how the game looked like on my ps3 which is the only time i played skyrim
>>722035813Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
>>722035007It has its flaws but godamn there isn't any game like it
>>722035007I always come back here Idk why-is it just because of its central location?
If skyrim has a town called whiterun does hammerfell have a town called blackrun?
>>722035828When have the nords ever not been obsessed with death?
>>722035550justify siding with battleborn please
>>722035540>his favorite game is the most replayable adventure game of all time>hasnt touched it in 11 yearsexplain.
>>722037325I have lots of games to play, why replay a game i know by memory when i can play something new.
>>722035856lorelet
>>722035692TES6 is doomed if they don't hire Soule under the desk.
>>722039137didnt he get canceled for diddling or something?
>>722036765locked up tighter than DELPHINES PUSSY
>>722036765I've been using bijin so long i forgot what the characters actually look like in vanilla
>>722040050Bijin is the canon appearance at the moment.
>>722040193i dont think todd approves
>>722035813*reads the Arcturian Heresy once*
>>722035949WE WUZ TALOS J SHIETnords are pathetic
>>722040304Wonder went wrong with the game that caused this shit. Not even Oblivion and Fallout 3/NV ugly ass potato heads look this bad or awkward.
Where is AAR Elder Kings anon? The immortal wizards trying to find a way to surpass the gods was kino shit.
>>722040408We are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
What am I saying; of course you don't.
>>722039048He was literally an imperial. Him being born in high rock doesn't make him a Breton.Do you think blacks born in Europe are not black?
>>722040761>imperialnobody tell himit's funnier this way
>>722035550>BattlebornIt's dead Randy, you need to stop
>>722035575>Had to download a mod to fix not hearing him in every corner of WhiterunModders fixing Bethesda's shit again
>>722041056Greybortion :(
> A major city> 10 tiny housesimmersion broken
>>722041280Yes. The game was made for a 256mb RAM console. Your average youtube tab eats up more memory than Skyrim had access to
>>722042181Daggerfall could have normal sized cities all the way back in the 90's
>>722041280just think of it as an overworld but all the time.
>>722035575The two mods I add to literally every single playthroughhttps://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/19546https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/42796
>>722042765And it was all repetitive, proc-gen shit along with a massive FoV obscuring fog.
>>722040761Well I have heard someone try to claim that Link is a Kokiri before so...
>>722042965No Daggerfall is awesome one of the best RPGs ever made
>>722043150It is cool, but the proc-gen towns were not. I do miss the massive dungeons though.
>>722042838giga based
>>722040646Why nazeem so zesty?
>want horror enemies >barely anyOuch!
>>722044985If youre not a arachnophobe
>>722040335the very same illiterates have this problem with ulfrics dossier, i wonder if its not the nords who can't read but another race trying to falseflag this one once again
>Skyrim modders be like
>>722035007>The guy who bitches to you about being poor, no matter how rich you are, not only isn't rich himself, he doesn't even own a fucking homeBethesda's worldbuilding is so dogshit that you have 'high class' homeless people.
>>722035631The Ancient Texts
>>722045565He sleeps in a different bitch's bed every day. He doesnt need a house
>>722035813Okay ymfah
>>722045684No he sleeps at the local inn, he's literally a homeless person pretending to be wealthy.
>>722040589
>>722045684>>722045768the jarls rump
>>722035007Serana and Marie rose owe me sex
>>722035007>Bethesda has to make Whiterun this fucking small because consolebabbys wouldn't able handle it, and it was still a performance clusterfuck on launch dateyour little electrobox are such a fucking disgrace in the name of technology holy shit fuck you kill yourself
>>722035813Wrong. Will never make it.>>722035856>>722040761Also wrong and will never make it.
>>722045847
>>722048382You weren't even of age why skyrim came out pissbaby
>>722035007this looks like nortubel in 3d
>>722035575Y'all motherfuckers need Talos
Masterstroke update never ever
>>722036765Needs more milk
>>722048382>"He had a set of knackers, the soize of a tangerine"What did Alfred mean by this?
>>722045874So that's what he meant by the Cloud District.
>>722035007perfect place to test mods, riverwood is a bit too cramped
>>722044667I'll have you know there's no PUSSIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>722045594The Antiquated Papyri V Norway
>>722045847Talos chimpout caused Thalmor chimpout.Should have left AD isolationist, but imperialism turned them imperialistic.
>>722048382Consoles are Bethesda's main focus because the PC audience is to small to matter.Know your place. When the console crowd has eaten its fill you get the scraps. As it should be.
>>722035575What is his opinion on the current civil war and the general state of the Empire?
>>722048382City of Varnavapol in Bannerlord is how I imagine a more realistic early medieval Dawnstar.
>>722050976He's a ulfric cocksucker
>>722043150No it isn't retard
>>722035007Holy fucking SOVL
>>722035007>Town named Whiterun>Guards turn away two darkies trying to enterWhat did Todd mean by this?
Living in Skyrim with a Khajiit wife... the ultimate gamer fantasy
nigger bomb
>>722054072Talos bless you
>>722035007I prefer Riften
>>722054573Aesthetically yeah, the Black-Briars need to be removed though
>>722045768He owns a farm outside Whiterun. So not a poorfag but not as rich and important as he thinks he is.
>tfw it's 2 AM and my wife Uthgerd is still out drinking
>>722035253nazeem is floating in the cloud district... while I steal from his property
>>722055301Why is this weirdly drawn Khajiit so hot?
>>722035813you don't worship him, you worship talos...
>>722040304lmao that's hilarious
>>722055301Where does this nord + khajit meme even spawn from?is there a single nord x khajit couple in game or is this all just mentally ill headcanon because so many skyrim players are furries?
>>722056334I don’t think you can marry any khajiits in the game
>>722056334It's all headcanon. The only romanceable khajiit is in Morrowind.
>>722056457based, marriage is between men and women, not animals>>722056786I figured, that's why it sort of started to annoy me to see this meme getting forcedStormcloacks don't even care about the dark elves, and they at least live in their capital, reluctantly or not
>>722056334
>This scares and confuses the roastie chaserLol
>>722055126>He owns a farm outside WhiterunNo he doesn't, he never even leaves the city.
>>722035007Breezehome was actually the best home in Skyrim. It had the most soul by far was in a good location, shame it didn't have an enchanter or childrens bedroom, they should have got rid of the housecarls room for the kids room and put an enchanter in with the alchemy table.Produspire manor was great too, but had less storage space than breezehome.Vindrell Hall, actually this is probably a tied second place with proudspire manor too, don't really have any complaints other than the lack of kids bedroom, but the house has soul.Honeyside looked great, but the layout was stupid, it should have been similar in side to Maven's house, walking right into your master bedroom in the house was stupid, the basement was cool though.Hjrem was lacking soul, even after clearing it up it just didn't feel like a home the weird open side rooms and just long empty spaces with manequin's were bad.
>>722048382>still seething about an ancient 7th gen issuealso late 7th gen had some of the most optimized games thanks to those weak ass consoles and no one really cared about the size of it at the time
>>722057721>Breezehome was actually the best home in Skyrimthe house in Riften and Windhelm mogs Breddithome
>>722040050I love that every NPC replacer that has come out since Bijin has basically been "What if Bijin but bogged?"
>>722035007URAAA
>>722057721>get the Hearthfire house in the Pale>its literally next to WhiterunBest house in the game.
>>722056334>is there a single nord x khajit couple in gameNot in vanilla. Interesting NPCs has one, but I doubt that's where the meme comes from.
>>722056334Todd's Pretty Kitty and furries.
>>722057721I wish the wooden floor of the second floor in Breezehome didn't have fucking gaps in itWas the carpenter drunk or something?
for me it's Leyawiin
for me, it's windstad manor
>>722051442It is though