MEGABONK MEGACHAD
what's causing the hate for this game except schizos being schizos and the reddit bullshit? it's actually a fun game and insane time waster at it tooI didn't bought it though just pirated because it has no drm whatsoever
>>722071118Aura is garbage
>>722071323they tried unlocking birdman on astronaut and ragequit after being sent up in the sky for 30 seconds on low grav
>>722071323I think minimum gameplay maximum stimulation games like this are demonic but I haven't really been hating it as much as ignoring it
>>722071323just the usual contrarian schizos
>>722071339Yeah and flex isn’t good either
I love this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
quite possibly one of the worst balanced games of all time, even launch vampire survivors was about a million times more balanced than this trash fire.
>>722071420The game has sovl but it's still Vampire Survivors. That can't be fixed.
>>722071323The tiktok meme references are making milenials feel old.
>>722071594I was under impression it was "reddit" humor and now it's tik tok? which one is it really
>>722071534trvke especially the desert map. i have 0 idea why that unbalanced mess was pushed to the main branch. i guess because of all the unlocks tied to the desert. >the skeleton balls are 3x player speed, crawl under your feet and you're doomed to die at that point>the scorpions have way too much HP and shove each other into you >the scorpussy boss's projectiles are difficult to dodge if you're already midair and hit you through walls >lil anubis' red laser is either totally off mark or laser'd in on the fucking bullseye of your assholeActually fucking disgusting map.
>>722071118Sex with Fox
>>722071118How do I kill bushnigger quick?max out crit?
>>722072270ask that question again, but without the slurs this time
>>722072270ask that question again, but with more slurs this time
>>722072270ask that question again, but with only slurs this time
>>722071945Dessert map is skelly or mczoom only basically
>>722071404This happened to me except with the fucking banelings and I had to pause the game I was laughing so hard. I pity the people that get mad at shit like this.
>>722072363>>722072414>>722072495go back faggit
>>722071945>unbalanced messThis game was never intended to be balanced.
>>722072559>monke run>movement speed tome>movement speed items and altars whenever possible>get to final boss>run a little too hard against the immunity pillar>vertically launch into stratosphere10/10
>When you underestimate your ability to kill the level boss fast enough and get to the point where you're getting knocked through the sky by a freight train of ghosts, but by pure happenstance they knock you into the path of the portal long enough for you to mash the button to move to the next area
>>722072270this with a green shield or a stopwatch
Essential tomesXPCurseLuck+ Situational tome evasion/armor/thornsEssential weaponKatanaBloodmagic
>>722073067Reddit called, they want their fake story and cringe reaction image back.
Why do areas attacks scale trash after easy?makes bosses unkillable.
>>722071945I only agree about the tail needles going through the walls - that seems like a bug. Everything else is a skill issue.
>>722073438nta you're a niggerhoming lazer is only dodgeable with high movement speed
>>722071118reddit coded garbage and /v/ who is usually contrarian is glazing it
>>722073540Stay close to the boss, dumbass. If you wanted to know how to dodge them, you could've just asked.
>>722071959Poor thing got babies to feed.
>>722073761he said homing lazer double nigger, not the spinning ones. they are piss easy.
>>722071118how much content does this shit have?the problem I'm having with trying games like this is that after ONE successful run it feels like I've experienced 90% of the game
>>722073870I am aware. Triple retard.
>>722073438There's 0 counterplay to the skeleton balls unless you're (1) dealing enough damage to instakill them (2) have significant movement speed buffs (3) are already mid strafe when they start spawning, and pray your strafing and bhopping doesnt get interrupted until they're gone. It's just retarded when you stop moving to get a shrine and the balls start spawning and kidnap you from under your feet which true combos until death. They're easily the #1 most bullshit enemy. More bullshit than the scorpussy projectiles you don't like.I can call them unbalanced without dying to them btw.
>>72207389320h+80% of it will be trash runs that don't do muchrng is the gatekeeper, not skill
>>722073893there’s challenges also define succesfull run if you don’t break 0,1% your run is mediocre at best
why is slutty rocket so slutty?also it's shit, worst unlock
>>722071945>>lil anubis' red laser is either totally off mark or laser'd in on the fucking bullseye of your assholethis is how i know you suck, it's tied to how much and how fast you move, if you slow down it barely moves, speed up and it'll go straight for you
>>722074398>gotta kill like 7500 niggas with it>not a starter weaponWhat was he thinking
>>722074398I have 83/102 achievements and still haven't wasted the silver on unlocking it
>>722073235???
>>722074516This isn't true. I bhop and strafe so hard on the dunes that it sends me 1000 feet in the air and half the time his laser is pointed straight down. You're a victim of the dunning kruger effect and you should consider suicide.
>>722073949>says no counterplay>lists a counterplaySometimes I'm baffled to engage with you retards. And their speed got nerfed in the last patch. You can just hold forward and they wouldn't be able to get you now on a straight line.If you can't chain 2 jumps into a bhop or simply outdamage the wave, that is, again, a skill issue.Yes the mobs are harder, but they're supposed to be harder on a second map unlock.
>>722074516>>722074707It just starts off slow and speeds up if it gets near you, doesn't it? You can just strafe to the opposite side that it's pointed in and avoid it no problem.
>>722074816the counterplay is never stop moving.. once you stop moving there is no counterplay.dps and movement upgrades are rng. if you have shit dps, shit movement upgrades, and get caught on a rock, there is no counterplay. use your brain.
>>722074908Ah yes, let's blame RNG in an RNG based game. Was waiting for this one.
>>722074816>their speed got nerfed in the last patchSo the dev agrees that that enemy is bullshit? Thanks for proving my point lol.
Oh look it's the FOTMslop of octoberShan't play ;)
>>722075054They were faster than you, and now they're not. You have nothing to cry about now.
>>722075117no thats baby steps and that roguelite slots game everyone is playing
>>722071945turns out you're actually supposed to hid behind level geometry to avoid the red laser, but the rest is still pretty bad, the DPS checks on later stages are insane
>>722075201Streamerbait FOTM: Baby StepsRedditbait FOTM: Cloverpit4chanbait FOTM: Megabonk
>>722075160If you're talking about default walk speed, that's not true. Go sir oofie on desert T3 and try to outwalk the skeleton balls. If you're talking about strafing/b-hopping (which is a mechanic the game doesn't tell you about), you're just wrong. You could always b-hop faster than the skeleton balls on any character.What you've said is just objectively incorrect on both metrics. If it did get nerfed, it didn't change anything, and I don't even see the skeleton balls in the patch notes. Are you a bot? Am I wasting my time trying to reason with you?
>>722073235Bro this happened to me too, maybe play the game first before commenting, you utter gutter gremlin
>>722075985Go back!
>>722075117Bro's yapping like anyone gives a shit
>>722075403I thought Megabonk was the reddit game and cloverpit the 4chan game
>>722076040Go ack! tranny
>>722075582I see, the patch note was about a general movement speed on all characters buff, which somehow phantomed into the skeleton balls memory - that's my bad.I did several runs on megachad on desert t3, and could outrun them just fine pressing forward.And why yes, I am a bot, how could you tell? Dumbass.
>>722076184>>722075403How the UFCK do either of you know what the reddit FOTM even is
reminder TOGGLESISSIES did NOT beat the game...
>>722071118this garbage being popular is a proof of massive general iq decline
>>722071696Niether. Learn to filter half the entire board
>>722076335have you played megabonk? its so fucking reddit coded
I will say it again.SEXWITHFOX
>>722071323it was astroturfed on reddit actually
>>722071959nigga made a breadwich in his mouth
>>722072270JUMPjump and he will barely hit yousame with bandit
>>722076284I just did a run to check this, and they're still a bit faster than megachad's default speed. I guess I never had any problem because they crumble into dust too fast.All of this is irrelevant, it all comes down to being a skill issue anyways.
>>722073067It’s so satisfying when you outscale the freight train and suddenly start moving back
>>722076614What are you saying you retard? I was saying how they know what Reddit FOTM, they stated Megabonk is 4chan FOTM. Keep up you slow faggot
>>722076284>>722077000>Hallucinates random info >Thinks Sir Oofie = megachad>Has such poor reading comprehension that he thinks I'm complaining about the balls rather than calling them shit designI can pat you on the back for being an uber pro gamer (you're not) but it doesn't change the fact that the desert and the majority of its enemies are shit and scrapped together and the developer is going to fix almost all of what I mentioned.
>>722077589>Keep up you slow faggotyou have no reading comprehension dibshit, i was explaining that they know its reddit FOTM because the game is full of reddit tier shit and is popular, so ofc its reddit FOTMit's a reasonable assumption to make if you can read
>>722077684You're calling it a bad game design, I'm calling you a scrub.>Thinks Sir Oofie = megachadExcept I didn't.>Has such poor reading comprehension that he thinks I'm complaining about the balls rather than calling them shit designExcept I didn't.I don't care anymore, cheers.
Should the XP tome be removed and base xp gain raised? I sure you can win tier 3 without it but it just feels like hard gimping yourself if you dont grab it early.I dunno about luck honestly. I dont want the game to be hyperbalanced full autism mode but xp tome is a glaring design problem.
>>722071118The roguelike genre is one of the worst things to happen to the video game industry. For every classic like Spelunky, FTL or StS there are literally thousands of garbage stuff.
>>722078741This one is a soulful innovation tho. Not a huge innovation but it is different enough
post the slutty boifoxonly decent character in this meme ass game
>>722071118WOW IS THAT ANOTHER RUN AROUND AUTO SHOOTY UPGRADEY GAME THAT GETS BORING AFTER AN HOUR.I don't know how this genre isn't dead yet.
>after an hour of failing to get ninja to work>finally have a god runEvasion is a weird stat to stack in that you also need armor to back it up because you will get hit trying to proc ninjas execute.
>>722078703You need it just like you need curse to xp munch mobs
>>722074516The key trick to the red laser is to hug close behind anubis as humanely possible; the farther away you are from it, the faster the laser can track and hit you.
>>722079116Evasion and armor has diminishing returns. Also, Ninja's execute-evade might have a separate cooldown, similar to Megachad's unique gimmick.
>>722071118once you unlock toggle in store it really fast turns incredibly boring, you spend 25 minutes getting to last boss and then if you have enough dps in your build it dies, and you probably yourself immortal at this point, the game is fun for first 5-6 hours, but it gets solved and completed really fast after that
>>722079116been trying t3 ninja desert all fucking day with no lucki keep fucking up and going too hard on damage and not enough xp or too hard on curse/xp and not enough damagewhat weapons are you using?
The dumbass reddit zoomer humor is so retarded that it loops back around to being funny or even soulful. Somehow it succeeds for me where Borderland's reddit humor fails.
HELP
>>722071323>Game is fun>Game gets popular>Faggots whose entire personality is being contrarian start getting uppitySee, people who aren't interested or don't like the game just don't post about it and go do something else. Contrarians feed on smelling their own farts.
>>722080387>was in this exact same scenario>20 seconds left>random mob drops a nuke>mfw
unlock and obtain the anvil, you giganiggas
>>722079853does cooldown tome work on character gimmick
>all my best runs have been with monkeI love monke
>>722080283it works when it’s an indie dev when it’s megaslop corporation trying to be one of the guys it’s cringe
So, I'm a few hours into the game and didn't look up shit so far. How close am I with my estimation that running skelleton with +projectiles and +speed is S tier? If not, what is truly S tier?
>>722081334>tfw styling all over a shitty forest layout with monke
I fucking hated trying to outpace escalating difficulty in risk of rain so I'm glad that this game doesn't go for it that hard. Fully clearing a level in 10 minutes and then staying for some more feel way, way better then frantically running through all those amazing environments picking only a few crates on the go because if you stay on one stage more then 2.5 minutes you're fucking dead.
>>722080387>only level 19 at 8 minutes>no XP or damage tome>more challenge shrines than can handleand so on
>>722080387you should be 40+ by that point anon
>>722081731tome: xp, luck, curse + depends on your classweapon: starter, aura, aegis + idk whats 4th some of the top 10 people only use 3 weapons for some reason idk
Is there any reason to kill the boss early?
Why are Shields aren't a thing here? Certain items synergies with HP, but how come there are none for shields?
reddit game
How much should I level up xp or luck tomes before they aren't worth it?
>>722082463Name 5 4chan games.
>>722081731it’s more like an A, viable for game but dogshit if you want to take on the leaderboard>>722082625past 300% or so for XP but use them as a free reeroll if the weapon upgrades aren’t legendary and/or good like rolling quantity + projectile speed is not something worth fucking with
>>722082765katawa shoujocuckold simulatortyrone vs copstyrone soulztf2
>>722082930reddit post
>>722082765risk of rain (before gearbox)deadlockproject wingmanh8machineva11
>>722079978All VS games work like this Fun while you're making initial progress and then bland afterwards.
>>722071118gigachad is a nortubel tier meme
>>722071118Why the fuck did he hide and changed identity? His new name isn't even hiding that much.
>>722071323nobody but us can have memes, everybody else must be burnt at the stake for even daring to laugh at bonksound.mp3
what game engine does this run on?
>>722080167The idea was to just run at things and dodge execute into them for massive damage, so I went with Aura, Frost walker, and then dice because the free crit it gives feels OP, and the aoe is just very strong. Aura and frost walker really helped survive the early game with how short range his katana is.I don't know much about the interactions or deeper mechanics of the game, so this run might just be pure luck.
>>722083893its a good run anon but if you had gone harder on XP you could have been level 1000-2000
>>722071323I mean, the game is the definition of Reddit if the memes are anything to go by. This is basically a reboot of Meme Run wearing a Vampire Survivors skinsuit.
>>722082118>no XP or damage tomewow it's almost as if the game makes you select a tome regardless of what the rng gives you
>>722084286>level 1000-2000Is that actually a thing?
>>722084654its almost like you can use skip or banish until you get what you need
>>722082765Deus ExTribes AscendVampire the Bloodlines: MasqueradeMinecraft, unironicallyFallout: New Vegas before the years-long psy-op to associate it with trannies
>>722071323I haven't seen anything like that in my bubble. I've just been enjoying the game desu. >>722073220This. Katana is so giga good it's unreal.
>>722084776i have one skip and zero banishes retard, you unlock more shit as you do more runs
>>722071323It's just a shamelessly derivative game full of memes in a genre that's already saturated with shamelessly derivative clones of Vampire Survivors. The difference is that Megabonk is 3D.
>>722084681yeah XP starts to stack explonentially, you can get each tome to 99 and just keep going on ghosts after the last boss for 10 minutesbut its hard because you gimp yourself on the first map because you gotta build up XP and curse, focus on one or the other or not enough damage and you'll either get overwhelmed fast, or the XP won't start scaling. You should be level 40 by the end of one and level 100+ by level 2 end
>>722084871get out of here, you're not ready to play with the big dogs
>>722084965did my screenshot of getting ass raped on level one not make that immediately obvious
>>722071323idk I bought it, played for 2 hours, went "yeah this is just Vampire Survivor again, with the chest system from Risk of Rain 2" and refunded because I thought the low weapon limit (even with all slots unlocked) was kinda gay.
>>722073220Hey, good luck getting to the boss anon! One of these runs you can get it!
>>722086285Thanks!!! I will one day encounter THE run
>birdo>sniper rifleyup it’s attack helicopter time
Ideal tome setup for Vlad? xp, luck, lifesteal, then maybe cooldown?
>>722071118>enemies have no meaningful patterns or distinction>It's just the same synergy slop as Vampire Survivors>luck + knowledge checks, no meaningful execution or elevated play>gameplay is designed to stupefy you into a zombie-like flow stateIt's just as Mork said, these games are for retards, and they plague the bullet hell tag
>>722088135Yeah nothing having animations is just a turnoff for me. At least make the starting weapon of a character animated. Make Cl4nk shoot stuff
>>722088135>gets his opinions from e-celebs>calling anyone else a stupefied zombielol
>>722088263Anyone with a brain will come to the same conclusion.
>>722088135half the thread is whining about the enemy patterns/distinctions being too difficult
>>722088390so that's why you needed the eceleb's opinion to get there
>>722088390I bet “mork” told you that too
>>722071323It looks like brainslop.
>>722084891Does curse cause enemies to drop more xp?
>>722088596yes and more spawn
>>722088596No, but it makes them spawn faster and in higher quantity so it's overall more exp if you can kill them.Also XP multiplier is capped at 10x
>>722072270be better. be more racist.
>>722083701who
>>722083794unity
>>722071323i just hate auto-games. auto battlers, idle games, and vampire survivors where the game plays itself. its just slop. this is actually the first post i make about it though. i didn't even know there was hate. i just watched it on steam and found it disgusting, then saw the high player count and thought "people really are retards"
>>722088083Why would you get lifesteal even more so with Vlad? Cursed, luck, damage and depending on what other weapons you get size, CD, crit...
>>722090027They are pretty nice to play them while we are gangbanging your mother
I can never fucking balance myself in these sorts of games, I'm either an indestructible tank with no damage or a glass giga-cannon who dies to a stiff breeze.
>>722090298sex must be boring then
There are more people playing megabonk than people who just exist irl, wtf. Like more than a half of world population is playing megabonk right now...How is it even possible?
>>722090532The bonk will continue until morale improves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAAMmwLp5Y
>>722090164So stacking more lifesteal on top of his passive is just overkill?I struggle to figure out which defensive tomes synergize best with some characters, or if I should even be using a slot for them at all.
>>722090956The only defense you should get is any amount of shield and 1 the world for each stage you still have left to clear.
>>722090027This is quite simply a skill issue on your part. If you must have action slop gameplay to send happy little neurons to your brain, then you're missing out on entire genres of games that can be fun strategic decision making games, or games you can play long term on a second monitor or something similar. It's like playing an MMO and having long term goals to work towards while also having the moment to moment gameplay. But then you come in and only care about the PvP and none of the other systems.
I want to shove this thing up the developers ass so fucking bad, what was he thinking?
>>722090529Yeh she is kinda bad at it
>>722090956Lifesteal just get some from shrines, since it is only the chance you have to get healed by 1, and its only useful for stages (IF not playing Vlad, with Vlad get no lifesteal)Defense just, as the other anon says, get one shield shrine and then whatever you get from items
>>722090956It depends what your goal is.The people saying only take XP/Luck/Curse/+1 are talking about going for high scores at end game. If you're just trying to clear levels for the first time or going for specific unlocks or challenges, then defensive tomes are fine. If you're going for max score, then you have to get insane amounts of luck and difficulty to get enough resources to get a ton of legendaries. If you're just trying to clear quests, then you can take the minimum necessary and focus on defense to be more consistent.
>>722091204NOOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT THE ARMORTARD IS COMING NOW
>>722091334Kevin+thorns+this fucks
>>722073540abloo bloo bloo, dodge harder nigger I died to boneweeds right after
>>722076691I understand what you're saying, but no, there is not a single piece of artwork of him cumming with a big grin on his face. I checked.
hope this game gets mod support
>>722092203https://thunderstore.io/c/megabonk/p/svindler/MegabonkRailsBuilder/
>>722092269aww yeah
>>722088390Then why cite some stupid faggot?
>>722091654I mean if you are trying to just win just turtle up and you will be fine, a single lvl 1 aegis will carry you to the last boss everytime, but for highscore there's no amount of defense that will stop the ghosts from widening your asshole.
>>722091248?what is action slop? i play strategy games about decisionswhy would i play games on a second monitor...? i do play mmo, but i actually play it. i press the buttons to do attacks. who talked about pvp...?
Does the difficulty stat do anything besides make it harder for no reason?
>>722081334>tfw can't figure out how to unlock it.
>>722088135>no mention of Tribes skiingyour e-celeb is a midwit.VGW
M O N K E
>Get to the final boss>Fake difficulty where you have to avoid AoE's on a tiny ass platform while activating pillars that heal the boss and make it invulngay as fuck
The fundamental design of the game is wrong. Tomes were the wrong choice. Stats should be passive meta-progression, not something that thins out the unlock pool. The fact that the game lets you turn off unlocks is acknowledgement of this issue. Having weapons, tomes, and level ups for weapons and tomes (of random quality AND random stats) all compete for the same three level up slots was the wrong choice. 99% of interactables have to do with items, and items suck compared to levels, and the only way to scale levels is to take XP/Luck/Difficulty tomes, which ironically wastes levels to level up your random choices when you level.
>>722092946>beat the final boss before the difficulty nerf>it was still unfun and gay as fuck to beatmfw beating a truly terrible boss
>>7220713234chan is where people who have no friends go. Most people who have no friends don't have any because they're boring, pedantic, and judgemental. Therefore, 4chan is full of tedious and dull contrarians.This is a good thing because it keeps the toxically positive redditors out.
>>722092836>comparing this brainless piece of shit to tribesFuck you
>>722080167just be yourself
>>722073220why would you want curse?
>>722093287>Redditknight
>>722071323/v/ HAS to hate anything name me one game that /v/ didn't just automatically hate for no reason in the past months you literally cant even niche games that get released get relentlessly shat on indies, AA, AAA doesn't matter you make threads about DALL-E, Waifus or political bait or fuck off
>No cute waifusyou can tell this game is reddit based on this alone
>>722093045You are a sub 10% fucking retard that has 0 idea wtf he is talking about
>>722093045>Stats should be passive meta-progressionHoly faggot
>>722093580Playing barbies is gay
>play skeleton>enjoy going fast>enjoy using slopes to ramp up and jumps to fly around the mapAt this point i just want a Tony hawk vampire survivors cross. In particular there is something about this games movement, and inertia that feels good once you learn how to use it.
>>722093601>>722093751The vibe coders have arrived. Do you have any meaningful responses or only "L and Gay and Retarded"?
guys i really want that pot
>>722093951I dont argue with fucking retards
>>722093287it's crazy how easy it is to tell who is an oldfag and who is pic related
>>722093951>Game is good when i remove all the skill and just tank with meta progression
>>722093984What's there to argue about? I made my point. Feel free to make yours. But you don't have one. Only that I am personally a "retarded faggot." Which doesn't address anything that I said, it only attacks me as a person.
Why does this thread keep attracting total retards? >XP, difficulty and luck tomes should be meta progressionFuck off with your metaprogression bullshit, git good you massive loser. You have a bunch of skips, banishes and refreshes to manipulate rng in your favour and if you really suck then just disable everything you dislike, it's a singleplayer game, who cares.>The game plays itselfSure let me know how far you get without taking any pots and shrines, picking any items or not moving around. We get it, you don't like the game, why do you keep entering these threads?
>>722094193The skill of... turning off all the unlocks you don't want, using silver coins on reroll chances, finding the difficulty tome, and wasting levels on the difficulty tome instead of weapons? How is that ultimately different from spending silver coins on a passive difficultly% gain? It's certainly more random.
>>722094201>Fucking retard doesn't even know the meaning of arguingThanks for illustrating the situationAlso yes, being retarded very much addresses everything
>>722094485>Why play the game when I can just not buy it at all and say I won, removing the RNGThe noose calls
I think the vibe coding dev is in the thread getting pissed off. The same way he sits on Twitch and Youtube sucking off the big channels and naming items after them.
>>722091952AAAAAAAAAAA THE AUTO AIM LASERS ARE ATTACKING ME, HELP ME NIGGERMAN!!!
>>722090876how do you make the game always play the character's specific music? It seems to randomly pick a song.
What do difficulty tomes do? Why would you want to make it harder faster
Luck tome is too mandatory and should just be an auto unlock
>>722071323it's a reddit/streamer game
>>722094485>How is that ultimately different from spending silver coins into infinite hp and damage>Pretend you won.jpg
>>722094976it used to play a character's theme 100% of the time but he patched it down to 25%
i've literally never used luck tome outside of the dice unlock
>>722071118Is there a limit on how many projectile counts you can have? Or a point where there's diminishing returns? I've been stacking projectile count/attack speed/crit and I've been struggling to kill forest tier 2 boss.
>>722095004It increases the number of enemies and thus XP and gold gain. You have to take it if you want to have enough XP and gold to make it to the end of the game. The dev is in this thread and he will call you a faggot if you think that's a stupid design. He's now best friends with Quin69 so he would know a thing or two.>>722095018Hey dev, faggot alert, make sure to get angry and call this guy a faggot ASAP!
>>722094976When you find all 3 Jukeboxes in a forest level you unlock the thing that lets you pick what song plays
>>722092115nevermind I just saw it>humanoid penis
>>722093045>Passive meta progression
>>722094976Boombox lets you pick the song yourself from the menu.>>722095018Mandatory for what? I have beaten both maps with no xp, difficulty or luck tomes. For a leaderboard run sure, xp tome is pretty much mandatory and luck helps a lot. >>722095227He should call you a faggot instead since you're wrong. If you can't beat the map without those then idk what to tell you
>>722094865how are you still not understanding what he was talking about
Megabonker is a future Yanderedev-level lolcow. His self-insert furry character is the main character of his game. Can't wait until his troons out. Does Norway pay for dick surgery?
>>722095579what???
>>722095156And how many times have you gotten 6+ legendaries in a run?
>>722093045>allowing you to boost what you want per level is... le wrongYou will charge the shrines and you will like it.
>>722095319Whenever I see a furry with a dick the same color as the surrounding fur I get weirded out. Like is it supposed to be a hairy dick? It should be pink/reddish.
>>722095663I think /v/ is the only place where I can find trans groomers like you in greater numbers than on Discord. It's baffling how many anons get invested in waiting eagerly for some dudes to troon out (bikecuck too).
>>722095668I thought the other guy was complaining about the anubis homing laser and not scorpy
I literally don't understand how to get into the leaderboards. How are people getting 1+ million? This run was absolutely CRACKED and I couldn't even break 200k. Also every single weapon and damage tome upgrade were legendary WITH anvil.Like how? How the fuck are people getting 1 million?
>>722093525you want more enemy spawn to get more exp, ideally you’re lvl’ing curse before you move to next world
>>722095986>I-I'm not a furry vibe coder who is inevitably going to troon out! Y-you're the trans groomer, not me! Stop grooming me! I'm friends with Quin69 and Dex! Don't you know who I am?
>>722096786who are you quoting?
>>722096607does difficulty increase enemy health too?
>>722096419Hacking, maybe. I noticed those people seemed to have the high scores on day 1 and they were all playing the dice guy.
How does this game already have a schizo ITT? It hasn't even been out for that long.
>>722097496They were playing dice guy because he started with dice, and it was bugged and giving crit% to everything.And it only got worse when the kevin+mirror invulnerability exploit got found.
Just started and like it but goddamn knight and ogre need 360 degree swing or something. Best run has been Bush with Bow and Bone plus projectile tome for +16 shots, even did 5 bosses at once and just blasted them all to death.
>>722097873Get size for knight and projectile count for axe and they turn 360
>>722083701autistic fanbase bothering him
>>722096901health, speed, damage but that doesn't matter because you rolled that legendary super crit chance and damage on your katana and one run you outscale and ball out of control and crack top 1% and get over 200k kills
Am I retarded? Let's say if I'm on one corner of the map, and the boss portal is somewhere on the other side, I don't know WHERE it is, but is there someway I'm able to deduce where it is?I thought the wind blowing might have been a hint, but I've found no correlation between it and the boss portal. I've seen it blowing into the map wall too many times for it to possibly be tied to the portal.
>>722098450Only the RED wind lines go towards the boss portal
>>722098450you should be checking the whole map anyway all the interactables are good
>>722098668Right, the ones that float around the portal. I'm talking about hints elsewhere, any hint on where this thing is. Because I'm getting tired of the 1/5 run in Forest that just fails on a timeout because I've done two loops of the entire map and can't find the portal.
>>722099079anon, that is a genuine skill issue on your part by that point
>>722099079They float towards the portal from far away too, the same way RoR2 doesAlso if the portal shows up once on your minimap even if you don't see it, it will be marked and have an arrow pointing to it at almost all times
>>722099079Play monke or birdo and never worry about getting cucked by shitty terrain generation again
>>722097873yeah axes just suck but it's funny if you go quantity and size on them
>>722099380>They float towards the portal from far away too, the same way RoR2 doesThey don't. White wind has no relation to the portal. I've followed it from one end of the map to the other, wall to wall, and no portal was ever between them.
Well that was fun, almost got 5 minutes overtime.
>>722098450After eight years of research, I've come to the following notes:>white wind isn't just an ambient effect. It means you're going in the right direction, but not close enough to the eye for it to be red.>the wind spins clockwise, so if you walk in the direction perpendicular of the wind while it's blowing from right to left on your screen, you'll move towards the center>start bunnyhopping, boy
>>722099778how do i unlock gigachad
>>722096419>This run was absolutely CRACKED>0 daggers>Exp-luck-cursedanon... I...
>>722099778Oh, the wind doesn't blow in the direction of the portal, it blows AROUND the portal. So if you walk with the wind particles facing horizontal towards you, that's the actual direction. Damn that's annoying I didn't figure that out.
>>722099778actually, sidenote: the white wind spins opposite of the red, so it's left to right.
>an hour of failing on stage 1 over and over due to shitty rolls
>>722099518RED wind does, white wind is just wind.
>>722100397Right, you're just repeating what I've already said.
>>722071323Anyone who has played VS knows what this game is. It's a literal slop genre, see also Balatro and Cloverpit, these games are purely to waste your time and activate the monkey brain receptors to flashing slot machine numbers. There is no deep build you can make, there is no careful thoughtcrafting. You either get the good RNG and win, or get the bad RNG and lose. The mechanics and interactions are completely braindead, and you play the game on autopilot.I legitimately have more respect for gacha thirdies than fake gambling addicts.
>see post complaining about balance>inquire further>they can't bhop
THE FOX
>>722100662>thoughtcraftingchatgpt ahh post
Is the current meta fire staff, lighting staff, katana, and bow?
>>722100662Hahaha you are so pathetic. Literally every video game is designed to activate your monkey brain neurons. Most of the roguelike genre is "get good rng or lose" you stupid nigger. Why do you keep coming to threads you know you wont like? You have zero respect for your own time so I have zero respect for you.
>not a fan of the forest design>make it to the desert>At least I've been running the skeleton. Honest to god, I have no idea what the fuck is up with the game balance, right now I feel like I'd be better off with one weapon to dump everything into and a couple tomes.
>>722071323Personally, I don't like how you either luck into +projectiles 2 minutes in or become dry baby.
>>722100662>thoughtcrafting
>>722101603>Most of the roguelike genre is "get good rng or lose"No, barely any of the roguelike genre is like that. The rogueLITE slop you play, sure.
>>722101319Banana, rocks, revolver and axe
>>722101751If you have any intention of beating tier 3 you’re forced to pump your starter weapon anyway because of how the final boss worksreally really not fun depending on the character you pick
>>722101860>gnome casts instant death on you from offscreenriveting
should I change these or nah
Buy an ad, buy an ad, BUY AN AD!!!
>>722101951Sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>722101319I don’t like fire staff sell me on it
>>722071118I keep passing this thread in the catalog and every time i think its a worgen in the thumbnail
>>722101860>Slop slop slopYou have anything of your own to say?
>>722101990Turn random to the minimum possible
>>722102063I don’t think it’s meta but its fine if you’re pumping attack speed or projectile countwould take it over some other ranged projectile weapons, namely rockets
>>722101860>Get good rng and win>or>Get enough meta-progression and winGlass house faggots being quite uppity today.
>>722101843it's like thinking but smarter
>>722102290both are shitrng should never be a decisive factorevery run should be winnable
>>722101319The meta is killing things as they spawn, so fire staff and bow are already out.
>>722102290>Get enough meta-progression and winAgain, this is a rogueLITE issue, roguelikes have no meta-progression. These gambleslop games are the natural evolution of rogueLITEs, cut out the gameplay that makes soft brains hurt real bad, add more flashing numbers to please the monkey brain instead.
>become unemployed>decide to make game>make game maker shmup with literally no strategy or skill required, sprites are piles of shit>get rich and have major companies reach out for crossoversthis makes me want to die. He had all the time in the world but that slop was the best he bothered to put out and somehow got rich off it. I FUCKING HATE zoomers because they do nothing but reward whoever the biggest faggot is every fucking time.
>>722102487weebfags seething about garlic-likes taking over the danmaku genre is so funny
>>722102487imagine being this envy of some random dude that got lucky
>>722102635NTA but>garlic-likes taking over the danmaku genreWhat does this mean?
>>722102487Kind of a skill issue, people, especially gamers, love low effort slop, especially if they see it constantly on YouTube or TikTok since most young people have borderline parasocial relationships with these apps. The dev was smart as fuck with his YouTube/tiktok shorts. I’m not gonna play since I don’t like the genre but using social media like that to gain ez sales was just plain smart
>>722102434Yeah, and like i said, on rogue-LIKES you get good rng and win.So choose your poison.
>>722102882reminder that this is a bait post and you don't have to reply
>>722102723vampire survivors clones are flourishing while the wider shmup genre continues to flail in irrelevance and obscurity.This makes certain posters very insecure and upset for some reason.
>>722102487Half of life is luck, he had it and you didn't so tough shit.
I keep getting absolutely filtered by the first swarm on tier 2 forestI can be completely clearing the screen with no threat until that point, but once the swarm comes I get slaughtered
>skips your final invulnerability form
noita will never be surpassed
>>722103096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAAMmwLp5Y
>>722103010>low effort slop games are flourishing while shmups continue to occupy a small niche and a loyal fanbaseI don't understand why you're trying to turn this into some kind of "war" These genres have fundamentally different audiences, there is no relation
>>722101860Roguelike even more so
how is megachad supposed to get damage? Aura does shit and size doesn't scale well with many weapons
>>722103336Rogue likes can be reliably beaten with enough basic knowledge about the game, angband, nethack, tome, dredmor, all examples of games where as you learn the mechanics you only become more and more successful on subsequent attempts
>>722101860>did I get a ring on the first floor that lets me levitate over water?>resetI can make up hyperbolic bullshit about DCSS all day, too.
>>722103427damage tome
>>722102487>this much seethe over another successUnironically seek Christ. Also, he had experience in making machines that appealed to activating boomers' neurons in casinos, so you can't just blame the new generation for your basement dwelling situation and sour grapes.
*holds up spork*
>>722100662>activate the monkey brain receptorsthat's what video games do, yeah
>>722100662>thoughtcraftingHow is this board of all places capable of coming up with the absolute most retarded terminology and speak so much yet so little just to say "I don't like this game/genre/etc"? It genuinely baffles me.
>>722104973idk if this will make you feel better but that post was probably made by a bot
>>722100662>There is no deep build you can make, there is no careful thoughtcrafting.I'm trying to understand what kind of point you're trying to make in the most generous way possible. This is about as pointless as calling Digital Poker mindless slop because you can't just give yourself Royal Flush every hand. The entire point of a game with RNG/Deckbuilding/slopmechanics is that you can influence what you might get, but ultimately you have to make due with with you're dealt with. Luckily, most of the hands you're dealt aren't like Isaac where you get Basedmilk where the best move is to kill yourself: if you can't reach the final boss with every character you legitimately played like a moron, in a brainless game.
Megabonk is tight
>>722100662Based and FUCK VS-clones
I don't care about the balancing because I play fox and he's easy and cute and I'm going to suck him off and then fill him up
>>722106002not sure if gay or based. Gaysed?
>>722105276>This is about as pointless as calling Digital Poker mindless slopDigital poker is mindless slop, but not because of that. The "point" of this game is to watch number go up, obviously it's piss easy garbage for children, because if kids die in games they get upset. These mechanics exist purely for you to think you're doing something when you pick the objectively best option out of 3 options 500 times in an average run. You are not thinking, you are sleepwalking through a game that offers little to no challenge, you are sitting in front of a digital poker machine and emptying your time into it for zero return.
>>722100662>You are enjoying things and this makes me angryK. Keep us updated.
>>722106002Dev man please add more for fox
this just shows how desperate furfags are for ANYTHING that features anthro character whuch just vnslop
>>722106739post rank
>>722107349everyone is genuinely so fucking stupid all you need to do to gain millions is to make a non shit game and put cute furries in it and yet you have complete fucking retards who can't figure it out
>>722093548case in point
Megadonk
Megadrawchads, can I get one fox bussy being bonked by a gigachad?
>>722082765people will never accept this but undertale is a 4chan game
>>722071323>I didn't bought it though just pirated because it has no drm whatsoeverlink?also it is streamerslop
>>722100662>There is no deep build you can makeAre you a Path of Exile autist by any chance?
Megapussy
>>722109473No, but I can see where you're coming from. Most of those retards just copy a build online anyway.
>>722109473Path of Exile autists love this game
>>722109767interesting
>>722099875Go ahead, state your opinion.Do it pussy.
>>722109516bussy*
>>722112092It's okay I don't discriminate
>>722093525Difficulty is necessary to have a high scoring run. If you don't have difficulty, XP, and luck, you're never going to get a score above 15k.
>>722074398It's extremely strong on certain crit builds and it's great for challenges where you need to kill bosses super fast
>>722082907Depends on what you're going for. If you're going for a giga high score run, you level the fuck out of XP and luck before you even open a single chest. You scale them infinitely. You only open chests when your luck is like 200%+ or something and then you're more or less guaranteed to get great items.This is where you stack Joe's Dagger or Anvil or something and really start pushing into high score territory.
>>722093391NTA but the movement is basically Tribes, like it or not
what does luck do? just increase the chance of better items from chests and level-up upgrades? or does it also improve the chances of good procs such as evasion?
furfags will get BONKED
>>722071323survivor fatigue
>>722112693I think it's just items and level up/shrine qualityBut I mean all 3 of those things are super duper important.Get Anvil + a ton of luck + a ton of XP and you'll start getting infinite red/legendary level ups
I genuinely can't get past Chadbark, I have no idea how I'm meant to ramp my damage to his scale that fast. I run around interacting with everything and unlocking every chest I can, and yet the most I'm ever able to do is like 200 DPS.
>>722112407I got a little over 20k without difficulty tome. I couldve juiced it a little more too. I doubt you could get above 100k without difficulty though.
>>722071323The average /v/ user has an extreme violent reaction to any game that isn't AAA-slop or gacha-slop
>>722112882I assume you added difficulty through shrines and skulls. I don't see how you could get to even 20k without at least 40% difficulty.Must've taken forever after you killed the boss
>>722109767>9 hours a day on megabonk>zero hours spent with kids>GF fucked by tyrone
>>722108051That's not how it works, anon. There are a few examples of "just a game but with anthros in it", and fact alone doesn't guarantee a success. Look at games like Dust or Laika - if a game got popular it's likely because it's a damn good game, with anthros being a secondary factor. You can't convince me that Gunfire Reborn is popular because it has cute kemos in it.People tend to severely overestimate the size of the fandom. If you aren't a furry yourself, you probably think that there are a lot more furries than there actually are. They're just very eyecatching and vocal in online spaces, which creates a false sense of scale.And on the other hand, no matter how much the devs actually try to cater to furries - if the game is shit, it's not gonna go far. Wild Assault flopped despite aggresively focusing on the western furry audience because it's just a middling game that was horribly mismanaged.
>>722071959>k-kyaah! Im going to be late for the first day!
>>722113150>make a non shit gameI did mean also make it a good game tooGunfire Reborn has tons of furfags in the community besides being really good
>>722113042Everything for gaming
>>722071323I didn't even know what this was until this thread. It looks low effort
>>722113503Based gunfire reborn enjoyer. It's a real hidden gem and doesn't get enough praise. Really great game for people who like roguelites and like borderlands 2
You may not like it, but this is what peak character design looks like
>>722113658>It's a real hidden gem>more reviews on steam than Noita
>>722101951If the roguelike is actually dificult, then having batman level contingency plan is basically required at some point.
>>722112685Thanks for finally giving me clarification to why I immediately just went to landing on slopes and sloped objects to break fall damage and keep speed. Shit's ingrained in my DNA
>>722071323I dont care for non games and the le chungus meme writing screams zero confidence in their product
nah i followed the advice earlier someone posted for someone else and i still can't reliably find the portal on forest. i must be dumb because the wind just isnt clear enough in what direction the portal is. i don't get what the problem was with the ror2 system where the portal's particles are visible across the map.
>>722071696Theyre the same thing unc
crazy how you're always fucked if you can't find at least a single jump+ or movement+ upgrade
>>722114058probably from chinese people, i hear it talked about 1% as much as Noita
>>722078860>innovation>its just ror2 with less gameplay and shitty meme speak
if this game is so popular why does it have zero fanart
>>722073220The game's balance is pretty shit. XP tome is massively OP because how could it not be? Even with just a few levels into it you can level twice as fast. Luck and curse are also pretty busted. Is there a single time you'd want to pick something like attraction over either of those? Why would I ever want more tome slots to muddle up my upgrade pool? Oh right because XP and curse are mandatory so I effectively have 2 slots: 2 free ones I can pick a tome for, and 2 always reserved for curse and XP.
>>722114671the white wind doesn't do anything. learn 2 bhop and strafe around the map and look for the red wind.
>>722115250>Is there a single time you'd want to pick something like attraction over either of those?If you're doing the AFK challenge. Other than that, no. It's a waste of a valuable tome slot and the legendary magnet item gathers xp for you without wasting tome slot and xp
>>722115279anon, i am. the problem is forest is an absolute clusterfuck and the portal is always in some dumb put by its lonesome.
>>722115701*pitt
>>722115701i dont know what to tell you. focus on better movement and awareness. most people dont struggle with that too often.
>>722115250The game is fun but yeah, this is by far the least balanced VSlike, and also the least thought out in terms of items, synergies, etc. So many things in the game are just utterly useless, while basic bitch shrine upgrades can often make or break a run (even the dumbest tiktok zoomzoom likely figures out pretty quick that just 1 point of shield or even just 1 extra jump makes a HUGE difference). Honestly, it's at the point where I'm wondering if the diagonal movement being faster was actually NOT intentional.
>>722115792It's literally one of the biggest complaints about Forest.
>>722114926If you scale enough xp/damage/luck, you will live long enough to find multiples by default.
>>722071118Why does this game seem to forced? It doesn't even have half as much content and release Vampire survivor. It's only unique features is a jump and prep for slide buttons. There isn't any synergies outside of just incremental stat buffs, there is 2 stages, and most of the weapons are the same but with different animations.
>>722115250XP gain is almost always busted in these types of games. Can't think of a game where XP gain isn't an instant pick. Dev's need to stop adding xp gain as a pick up and keep it as a meta progression thing.
Soulstone Survivor's devs must be so fucking butthurt
>>722117307>look it up>it's another tranpire shitvivors clone from 2 months ago>twice as many reviews as the other tranpire shitvivor clone from a week agouhhh ok and?
>can't beat forest tier 2 no matter what>decide to screw around on sir oofie and complete quests>beat it first tryFUCKI guess knockback and movement speed are super OP
>>722120317no
>>722111995you’re a fucking retard brainlet and you don’t actually know the game
worst part of the game is XP tome and having to click levels for 500+ timesyou may not be there yet but it's an actual slog to go through 200+ levels at once every run2nd worst part is the "endgame" where you afk for 10+ minutes before anything of note starts to happen followed by getting oneshot at some point
>>722071339does attackspeed make it tick faster?
>>722071323Tranny tranny tranny troon troon troon
>>722093045main menu meta stat progression ruins these sorts of games and eliminates all challenge. if you want to afk and watch number go up, go play a different game.
Amog really needs scaling duration with his levels. Poison Flask sucks ass.
>>722071118The jokes in this game do nothing for me but the composer subtly sneaking Bonetrousle into the skeleton character's theme is genuinely funny
>>722123569yesdont listen to that anon, aura is very much one of the good weapons
>>722071323I already had 11 games in "brainfuck" category, I expected it to be more like RoR2 since that game is as good as dead. Sadly now I have 12 games there.
>>722075117>octoberit's already losing traction and it's the end of september
why doesn't anyone make something like a mecha rouguelikeits perfect, you just get new parts and equipment that makes you better
>>722127558cogmind is precisely what you've described but with robots
>>722071323if you have to ask, it's browns.
>>722127558what is Granvir
>>722129414a game where the movement fucking SUCKS holy shit man mechwarrior fags need to be culled already
