I haven't given birth in the last 5 days
FREEU
I don't have enough milk
>>722114357Mortal Kombat is even less of a fighting game than Smash Bros is
new mothers have boosted reflexes to protect their kin. she would be banned if it were my tourney
>>722114357Literally nobody loves me. I have no purpose to my life. Whenever I go I meet the same people, I'm hated everywhere. I don't care about winning the tournament if all it's going to amount to is taking away the happiness of my opponent who isn't an unlovable scumbag.
>>722114357This image scared me because she looks like my sister.
>>722114357what kind of tournament?who else was competing?was it being held in the maternity ward?
Excuse for what?
>woman
I would not do that if I was her. One of those FGC orcs could have a mental breakdown after losing a match and pummel her baby to death in retard frustration.
>>722114632probably is. your sister has a BANGING rack d00d
>>722114357just proves women needing three months or whatever of maternity leave is horseshit, they're fine basically as soon as the baby's out. it's insane that businesses are forced to subsidize vacations for whores just because they shat out a kid
>>722114404I give birth every time i take a shit.
Jew
>>722114357Source? Anyone can put any text over a pic and call it news
>>722114773Yes, the baby is fine too. It can take care of itself once outside the womb.Retard.
>>722114357this was mortal kombat xl, nobody plays that shit anymore, and she won 28 dollars.
honestly based
>>722114773You're a heartless cunt and I hope your future children resent, and abandon you in your old age for not being their for them at their most vulnerable.
>>722114810are you black woman? kek
I saw a girl at my local fightan gathering one time in the 10 years I've been going to them I beat her ass and said as little as possible like I do with everyone else because I'm autistic and have severe anxiety and I didn't want to come off as a creepI will die alone and after a lifetime of loveless abuse by my own family I just don't care anymore
>>722114357She was black
>>722115007lol seething foid
>>722114773>Oy vey you shiksas need to get back in the economy NOW! I DON'T PAY YOU TO REPRODUCE!!
>>722114773Shalom.
>>722114773kek
>>722114357IMAGINETHE BABYSMELL you faggots
>>722114357I'm a man, contrary to the words of the British government I can not give birth.
>>722114616>Whenever I go I meet the same people, I'm hated everywhere.Why?
>>722114810I once had a shit that was the length and thickness of a roll of cookie dough. Should've named it. Had to break it up into pieces to flush.Don't think my asshole has ever recovered.>>722115037heh
>>722114773
>>722114357>Gamers reproduceeew
>>722115106You're gonna grind until there's nothing left retard
>>722114773its not for the mother its for the baby you baboon.in some places either parent can use the maternity leave
>>722114357Smash players would have never allowed this in their tournaments because that baby is too old for them
it was a nothing burger tourney. All she won was $25 and a handshake. Now go make me some fries wagey
>>722114357Whoever she played she was carried and also the monitor was laggy plus its not a real MK game.
i "won" a mortal kombat tournament at a mom & pop video rental place when i was like 7 or 8. my "victory" was secured when nobody else showed up to it. not sure why nobody else showed up as this was like 1995 or so.
>>722114773It's for the baby you fucking retard lmao
>>722114357Playing fighting games elevate her cortisol levels and will negatively affect the baby's health when she breastfeeds it.
>whore is at w fighting tourney for some reason instead of taking care of the kid at home>I'm gonna look bad if I beat her and refuse her the reddit karma>Guess I will go easy and lose my winning streak against her :(
>>722114357>thinking that's her childShe just performed a Babebality on the last guy who judged her butterface
i don't like the robotic, dial-a-combo controls of nether realms fighting games
>>722114514FPBP (fourth post best post)
the little stuffed animal makes me sad
>>722118234>she performs a babality on you>but you get to breastfeed in publicdo you throw the match to let it happen?
>>722118119Incel
Sex? I refuse.
>>722114357mortal kombat takes no skill
>>722114357George Costanza taught me how to beat new mothers in competition
Congrats on beating 8 people (the entire playerbase)
>>722114357>2 v 1How was that fair?
>>722118464With a 8/10 face?It's entirely voluntary. Get off the pedestal ya sperg
no elves to breed
>>722115043I love you anon
I don't have a baby putting fatality inputs into my nipple so I forget my button inputs. My bad.Baby has been playing Mortal Kombat since it was born how am I supposed to compete
>>722119001Gangsta movements
>>722119239Doubt
>>722118464Tranny
>>722114357I don't play MK, I play fighting games.
>>722114616The recruiters are going to love you
>>722114773Imagine being a retarded jew like you kek
>>722119749YWNBAM
>>722114616you either have a deep seated insecurity or a very grating, obnoxious personalitythe good news is you can work towards improving bothpeople generally don't hate other people unless they're super annoying
>>722119001I KNEEL
>>722114616K go kill urself faget >>722114773Once again, jews are responsible for all the worlds problems.
>>722114632Introduce me to your sister, I'll be your new brother.
>>722114357Shit man, the missus needed like a week to recover when she had my baby. That's crazy.
>>722114773Okay, rabbi.
>>722119890this, men with nothing to live for are in high demand by both domestic and foreign governments and ngosand it doesn't even matter which country you live in, it applies across the board, it's a full blown bonanza out there
>>722115408Assholes can stretch pretty far if given time to dilate. One time, I got constipation because I had a tumor the size of a grapefruit in my pelvic region. The shit was basically the size you are describing but maybe shorter and more egg-like. Took me about 45 minutes of labor breathing to get it out. Luckily, I did it at work in a port-a-potty, so I didn't have to deal with the clogging, but it was hot as fuck in there the whole time
>>722115043I met another dude like you and we played monster hunter 4 pretty much every day on the 3DS and he was the typical loner loser with no friends or love lifeI lost contact with him for 5 or so years and meet him again on discordHe has a wife and kids nowI seriously contemplated suicide at that point.
>>722114773>why, oh why does the birth rate keep declining?!
>>722114357MOMMY
>>722119330
>>722114357Loose pussy girls wins again
>>722114773Post nose
>>722120469do you like mario party? preferably 2, 3, 4, and 7?
>>722114773Women dont need jobs in the first place.
>>722121307Yes I can play co-op games with you little bro, as long as your sister is putting out.
>>722114773This. Also, atheists should all work on Sunday since they don't believe in religion
>>722121475kek this
>>722121475I like how you think.
>>722119001HOL UP…you can make a woman leak tit milk by making fake baby noises?
>>722115037kekerino
>>722114773Because playing vidya is just as much work as every job.NEETs lmaobtw plenty of women can't even walk after childbirth for a couple weeks because they have stitches all the way to their asshole.
>>722114773>Corpocuck clapistani immediately seething that Goldstein loses labour for a few monthsEvery single time
>>722121475Show me where in the labor code weekends are enshrined in christcuck delusion/
>>722114773You're looking at this from the wrong anglewomen shouldn't be working AT ALLthey take care of the house, the children, the chores, the groceries and food, that's itlooking at my mother and sister slave away, breaking their backs just to make a living is fucking heartbreakingscamming women into this career bullshit and hustle culture was not the "equality W" feminists thought it was
>>722122482BBBBBBBASED
>>722122482Yes it was. Feminism is not a grassroots movement any more.
>>722122562>any more
>>722122562>grassrootsIt never was. It was propped up by you know who to get the other 50% of the population to pay taxes and to get the state to control your kids.
>>722121853Specifically a lactating new mother who is actively breastfeeding day-to-day, yes. Women that opt to formula feed lose the ability to do that pretty quickly after they stop nursing, as their body reacts as if the baby has died and does not exist.
>>722114357This is incredibly irresponsible and I do not condone that behavior.
>>722114773>OKAY TO PLAY VIDYA OKAY TO WAGESLAVEYes Moshe...
>>722114357That bitch was definitely mainlining Tylenol, that poor kid I was doomed from the start
>>722114773I mean you’re technically right, but fuck you. You’re SUPPOSED to exploit companies, since most of them are going to exploit you anyways.
>>722114357im not a shit parent, that enviroment can't be good for a baby, not even for a 1 year old one, and even less for a 5 days one.>autism>trannies>too loud>tourneyfags are known for not showering and not wearing dehodorant
>>722114773Maternity Leave is for the sake of the children's development, not the mother.
>>722123169The amount of people who don't know how sensitive children's ears are is scary. No wonder there's so many kids who always walk around with full volume headphones.
Why are modern men so weak?
>>722121475Scratch that. Make everyone besides God’s Chosen work every day since the only religion that matters is the one for us.
>>722122650Women's rights didn't start in the 20s anon
>>722122562>Women now have to (no longer an option) do a 9-5 job that now pays less than what wages were before feminism because of how supply/demand works (doubling the work force lowers wages by half if you didn’t know) just to pay for housing (which also increased for same reason as wages decrease).>Do that instead of being effectively an adult teenager where all your necessities (which are cheaper for above reasons) being paid by a man/your daddy (who makes more for above reasons)How is that a win, exactly?
>>722114773How old are you?
>>722114773shalom
>>722114773>>722122482Chuds and "conservatives" are truly disease on society lmao. >Muh sister and mom don't earn enough to live at their jobs, therefore all women are suffering in poverty if they workAnon you are a fucking dumbass. And your armchair economics argument that doubling the workforce means halving the pay would also apply to birthrates in general, besides the obvious reality that we are not experiencing constant 200% increases to the workforce anyway. It continues to amaze me watching you dumbfucks jerk each other if your incel echo chamber while having no clue about how anything works.
>>722123923Slaving away at a job you hate for a boss who hates you and sees you as a disposable commodity is better than staying at home serving a man who loves you because… it just is, ok???
>>722114865in third world countries women go to work and they bring their children. You can work in some office while the baby is sucking your tits.
>>722114357i'd need to crossdress to be able to participate in a women tournament
>>722123923>>722124631Agency. Not that you invertebrates care about the concept yourselves.
>>722124696Imagine the smell
>>722124696ngl looks like a chill venue despite the rancid ace wound smell
>>722114357Gamers are like those Asian women that go back to the rice paddy five minutes after giving birth
>>722124559>And your armchair economics argument that doubling the workforce means halving the pay would also apply to birthrates in generalThis is some “glaciers melting isn’t an issue. Look at this glass of water melt ice in it” tier post
>>722124696I legitimately find the one playing in the white shirt white controller attractive. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
>>722114616I'm sure it has nothing to do with how you act. Very obnoxious post, btw.
>>722124696me
>>722121475I already do this because I get paid more to do so and lose out on nothing.
>>722124646>You can work in some office while the baby is sucking your titsYeah, I remember someone tried that and the superior told her she have take maternity leave due to baby crying and feeding baby is impropriate because people come and go, it isn't just your coworkers there.
>>722122482No YOU are looking at it from the wrong angleMen shouldn't be working AT ALLThey take care of the house, the children, the chores, the groceries and food, that's it
>>722123502As long as we go with the actual Bible definition of that. Always a massive memetic loss when you ironically call the jews that.
>>722114357I don’t play fighting games
>>722115037
>>722124751>Having your agency be controlled by a man who loves you and supports you and only asks you to do chores you would have to do anyways and not cheat on him BAD>Having your agency be controlled by your boss who would have you killed if it resulted in a net profit of $1 GOOD
>>722115007I dont think anon has to worry about having kids
>>722125170He's a piece of shit.
>>722125204You know that's not true anon, Men cheat at a higher rate.Do you even have a job?
>>722114616that's right white manstop reproducingjust play video game until you get lonely and depressed and then kill yourself
>>722115037you aight wyteboi
>>722125170>white>son is indianyou should probably take a paternity test, anon
>>722124914>finds the most dude looking one attractiveyou gay
>>722125305>Ok we’ll pay for your housing, food, water, etc. but ask you don’t sleep with other men, got it?>”BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN CHEATING ON WOMEN!?! IT’S A HIGHER RATE CHECK OUT THIS LEGIT STUDY!!”Simp
>>722125170nice 4 you got there
>>722119001Please be real
>>722126057I accept your concession, Rameesh.
>>722114616youre the type of person that gets groomed on discord by people like the 4staff etc
>>722126231https://youtu.be/2QW-MEUXk-M?si=OWrefD6wF0C3SHLo
>>722114773Based and outsourcingpilled
>>722114616You should do something about it right now instead of being a pussy and shitting up the board with incel garbage, go out and be the mass happening you wish you were doing
>>722114773yes winning some random no-name vidya tournament against a bunch of scrubs is equivalent to working 40 hours a week, commuting 5 hours a week, all while working around getting 4 hours of sleep a night while dealing with a screaming toddler. Normalfags don't know the struggle we deal with every day dialing our combos smdh
>>722114616But people will admire you for winning vidya gaem tournaments, anon.
>>722114357>Mortal Kombatlmao
>>722114357>>722114938You weren’t kidding
>>722126723Lmao why would you photoshop your waist like that?
>>722126963Is the underwear photoshopped too??
>>722114810Any pics or vids?
>>722114938Good for her.
>>722114632TIMER TIMER, THATS HIS SISTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFagoZSZSQ
>>722126848>$28 grand prize$28 grand prize...
>>722126472holy shit
>>722119001Woman only lactate when they’re turned on so why does hearing baby cry make them turned on (I learned from hentai)
>>722114773I CAN SMELL THE STENCH OF AN AMERIMUTT THROUGH MY FUCKING SCREEN
>>722122482
>>722114514fr
>>722122562>any moreit never was, anon
>>722114357Sorry but I'm not going to do this:
>>722114632BROTHER WHEN WILL YOU GIT GUD ALREADY???
>>722120162NTA but I do have a deep seated insecurity which has fucked up many opportunities with some very pretty women.
>>722128765https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/h4F8dT6Lki54SEw_IZ0Inw/https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/h4F8dT6Lki54SEw_IZ0Inw/After 5 years of this shit you're a lost cause m8
>>722119890I'm almost 40 and the recruiter told me I could sign a wavier and they would ship me off to basic. So... yeah, they are pretty desperate right now.
>>722120617too bad, they're not getting me
>>722114357I don't play garbage
>>722114632Looks like some girl off of Jersey shore
>>722129048Just remember everyone is insecure, they just hide it well.Be yourself is bullshit advice. The real strat is fake it til you make it. Flub a line? Fuck it, truck right through. Fake it. Fake the smile. Fake the laugh. Fake all that shit. And soon, it'll start coming naturally.Because that's what everyone else does. They fake that they aren't insecure moments after they say something they know is cringe, they pretend like it never happened.
>>722114357I hope she pulls her engorged tits out for everyone to see.
>>722126848>>722114357What a dumb whore. I want to see her tits but that's about it. Kill all f*males.
>>722126963which one
>>722133521Exactly.
mommy
>>722119001
>>722114773All the women seethe replies lmao
>>722114773Holy BASED
>>722125414That's the plan, yesIt sucks being the only race capable of higher thought or introspection
>>722133434>married woman with a child>whoreNo, you're just butthurt you can't fuck her because that dude already is. Too bad, loser.
>>722135690>Yes by looking at this one picture I am completely sure she's not a single mother with 6 other kids
>>722114357>people are so gullible
>>722114810>>722115037thanks for saving this shit thread
>>722114357>omg is that a le woman with her baby ? i'm gonna throw the match because if she wins it's gonna be such a wholesome chungusauce moment!
>>722129791don't be a sexist
>>722114357Mom of the year
>>722114773>all this seethelol, lmao
>>722114856Fine smart ass https://www.thegamer.com/mortal-kombat-xl-tournament-won-by-woman-with-baby-five-day-old/
I didn't read the thread but do zoomers really play fighting games using controllers? Really???
>Google it>Reddit>Locals>$30 prizeI could swear that posting normie socmed threads used to be a bannable offense.
>>722136824I play them with a keyboard
>>722136824For me, it's the HORI Fighting Commander Octa.
>>722126472>attemptsUploader is a bitch.
A competitive Mortal Kombat scene?
>>722114810Final Fartasy: Rebirth
>>722114357I'm black, 5'6, 117 lbs, people say i look like a twink.
>>722126723lesbians look weird
>>722126848black guy has bigger tits than her
>>722115007Don't say such mean things, anon. My kids have practically ignored and blocked me after the divorce. I'm still paying for child support and ex wife's alimony though...
>>722114773One of the most successful ragebaits I've seen in a while
>>722114773Jewish hands typed this
Newborns can be so comfy. When my kids were less than three months I played hours and hours of games with them sleeping on my chest
>>722114773When my second kid was born my job waited until my first day of leave (unpaid btw) and fired meAny protection against kikes being kikes is a boon for society
>>722114357I don't play video games..
>>722114773>ANOTHER kike coded post on my taiwanese basket weaving forum
>>722139682(You) have to admit, it's laced so well that it's snagging multiple demographics.
>>722114773kek winrar
Shouldnt she be focusing on caring for her child instead of videogame tournaments?
>>722114357>excusethat I don't have an extra person helping me?literally two people playing vs 1 and you act like it wasn't an advantage she had.
>>722143234i don't like disguises
>>722114616Yeah, this couldn't be me. If everyone at locals hated me I would just go more and become good enough to knock people out of bracket to make them miserable.
>>722115043
>>722119001SOVL SOVL SOVL
>>722124559>we are not experiencing constant 200% increases to the workforce >What are mexicans
>>722143184It's not the mother usually but the baby that needs attention. Can't just plop them on a blanket with a tablet yet.
>>722114773should everyone kneel on command too, goldstein?
>>722114810Every time? I have done this once and it was a fight to purge myself of that evil. I don't know what I ate that time or what you eat regularly but I wish mercy upon your asshole Anon.
>>722114514that explains why a woman is playing it
>>722114773Shalom!
>>722114357The Mortal Kombat franchise has fallen so far that hags are winning tournaments because everyone fucked off to better games.
>>722114616>I'm hated everywhere.>I don't care about winning the tournament if all it's going to amount to is taking away the happiness of [PERSON WHO HATES ME]What is this shit?Hate them back retard.Burn this fake fucking goyslop incrowd soiciety to the ground. Why should you care about others if you have literally no stake and on top of that they fucking hate you and want to MUH ALPHAMONKEYDOMINANCECHAD you?
>>722143234Im just happy she didnt murder the child in her womb.
>>722144086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3BMzZVEn6g
>>722114710she was competing against dudes who were 5 hours oldit was fuggin rigged
>>722114593she did what she needed to for preparationgit gud
>>722114616
>>722114357I don't go to locals
>>722114773Don't forget they cry when they don't get the same career opportunities while basically being a cripple for months.
>>722119001remember, menif all else failsuse this
>>722146093feeding and nurturing a child is a very important jobthis is the first and last time i will white knight for women
The roasties lost their minds this thread
>>722114357F E R T I L EERTILEgames
>>722114773I wish I could perma ban every failed normie who seethed at this.
>>722147520What's the difference between a normie and a normalfag?
>>722114357I'm white so I don't play fighting games.
>>722143184>it's laced so well that it's snagging multiple demographics.Neatly illustrates just how many of these angry /pol/ tourists are failed normies as well. nu-chan posters are absurdly credulous - they take the bait every time, and they seemingly never learn. It's like they're 70IQ at discerning funposts.
>>722114773I fucking KNEEL
>>722115043I was just like you, mate. Used to go to Smash tournaments and for ages I barely interacted with anybody. Over time though I met people through it and ultimately got a gf who I'm still with today. Don't give up. Your happy ending might be right around the corner.
>>722147587The nu-chan failed normie is a boorish literalist who is always angry and has no theory of mind for the possibility of lulz posting, despite being on 4chan. No matter how comical the bait, they always take it. They spend all their time here, despite not actually understanding this place.
>>722114357RIP that poor kid
>>722114357>tournamentmy excuse is take care of you kid you retarded bitch
>>722147520
>>722147520>waaah I want internet power because the anonymous people upset meee!!!
>>722148639NTA but if I had any power over this shithole website and was allowed to abuse it, /v/ would drastically improve overnight.
>>722148639They're not people.
>>722114357She looks like someone that would make a guy raise a child that isn't his
>>722149456shalom
>>722148848I'm sure you would leave all the gay and futa shit, you nigger
>>722124646>in third world countries women go to work and they bring their children.because they have tofuck off with your slave mentality
>>722114773Oy VEY cool it with the antisemitism
>>722147520>failed normieIt's trans, I'm not even joking.
>>722114357is that the father to the right?
>>722126848cinnamontoastken and twomad
>>722115007This anon is right. Ragebaiting is annoying because it's just internet bots or glownigger shills doing it. It's not popular enough to be in every thread, as well as for it to be so good.
>>722122874Since we're kind of talking about it, women that use formula A LOT are fucking retarded and shouldn't have children. You're supposed to fucking breastfeed them.
>>722114357imagine losing to heri'd never show my face to a tournament again
>>722114357command grab if she real
>>722114810what are you, some sort of bug?
>>722118431Why?
>>722114773Based and correctpilled. Commie faggots absolutely seething.
>>722124971>and lose out on nothingThis is just sad man.
>>722114773I will still take my paternity leave LMAO
>>722120709mike?
>>722114450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aua4MJO_pZo
>>722114773[rubs hands together]
>>722149262I read this in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.
>>722136221Kek this
