>game remembers your birthday
>>722140301ew! Chocolate only. You just wasted your fucking time.
I once heard the cake is a lie
>>722140301The only one I know of that does it is picrel. I loaded it just because.
>>722140301This cake is fucking soulless.
>you remember your birthday
>get older>game gets better>so does wife
>>722140301Looks like a cake made by Hannibal, with real blood
>>722141318Delete this
>>722141318it just got more soulless, everything
>>722140301those designer cakes taste like shitthe cake itself is stiff since its left open while chef retard takes hours to make the frosting perfect, and the frosting is solid garbage
>>722143673>the cake itself is stiff since its left open while chef retard takes hours to make the frosting perfect, bigger problem is royal icing looks amazing and tastes like shit, it's an edible decoration and not a food
>>722143685did kojima expect the world to start using his version of the birthday song?>i created the birthday song
>>722143745the copyright on the birthday song was declared invalid in the same year MGSV released, warner via chappel music was found to only have ownership over some specific arrangements of it and not the lyrics or the actual musictl;dr MGSV made up its own birthday song for the same reason every other game and movie did, birthday song entered public domain the same year it came out
>>722143741When I was like 4, my grandmother was icing my birthday cake, and I squeezed out a little bit and ate it. It was fucking terrible. With actual cake behind it, it's fine, though.
>>722143745The fact "Happy Birthday" was copyrighted is so fucking ridiculous. At least... >>722143849 yeah, that. But I still haven't seen a TV show or movie actually use it.
>>722143673>Watch Cake Boss>Majority of the cake is wood and styrofoam covered in fondant with a small piece that is the cake to eatA lot of time that cake is good portion rice krispie treats
>>722143849They should have used songrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss
>>722140301My own family forgets my birthday, because of another relative has the same day as me and she gets all the attention.
>>722141193>you share a birthday with 4chan
>>722143984if it was medieval time, you'd get left in the woods
>>722143984I haven't remembered my father's birthday in 10 years but hes a cunt anyways
>>722144653>DLSS artifacts around the candlesNjudeabros...are we finished by the superior Aryan Mechanical Dominators?
>>722144743I don't even remember the season of my dad's birthday.
>>722141318Fuck man.
>>722141318I will never be happy. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE NOW FUCK
>>722141318
>>722141318>Diablo IV cake>Undercooked inside and made by uneashed turdie hands, will give you food poisoning >But at least it looks good outside
>>722145018Diablo died with Blizzard North
>>722140301Imagine playing death stranding on your birthdaydepressing
>>722140709Never tried well made fancy fruit paste>ngmi
>>722144917You vill own nothing and you vill be happy was not a request. It was a command from the lord blubberneck himself.
>>722140301This would probably make me cry cause no one else remembers
>>722140301I used to like Haitian cake as a kid, I guess that's it. I'm not a cake person. Cupcakes maybe.
>>722141318She got hotter.
>>722143745>did you rike it?
>>722143849>Warner Bros being a bunch of faggots abusing copyright againNever change
>>722145018>Baker wants to "Raise Eater Engagement">Flavor changes with each bite, but still somehow vanilla & HFCS chemical aftertaste>Have to grind through eating half the cake to get a complimentary flavor you like>Wife is pissed you're eating so much if you hate it but you don't want to point out she bought it for youAt least the last two were me playing SWTOR
>>722141318Are all ARPGs as boring as Diablo IV? I played it on release for two weeks and was bored out of my mind needing to replay the same few nightmare dungeons 200 times until I got the gear I needed to beat that Lilith bitch.This was my first and probably last ARPG.
