KNEEL
>>722155402>Zips rate zipper game at 10/10Big surpriseIn reality it's a gay piece of shit
Figures it got a better score than Tsushima. It hits all the classical samurai KINO tropes far more than Tsushima. Japanese revenge flicks were always better when the character wasn't a samurai.
>>722155402Should I get a PS5 for this gemmy?
Ghost of sixty bucks.
>/v/ hates it>China bots hate it>chuds hate it>grifters hate it>jews hate it I'm thinking kino is back.
>>722155402statistically the average japanese individual is now indian. japan has fallen. this is a game made by indians for indians
>>722155474it's not a zipper game, it's made in california
>>722155504>better score than Tsushima.False.
>>722155742Wow...thanks for sharing this unrelated pie chart
>>722155402>FamitsuWorthless score
>>722155809Huh I though GoT was 38.
>>722155402IGN gave it an 8
>>722155809>Worse than Tsushima>End Tsushima on a cliffhanger>Do jackshit with it>Hire writers from Veilguard to make the new, shitty story>Copy and paste the gameplay
>>722156176>End Tsushima on a cliffhangerNever happened. Everything is resolved no matter the ending.
>>722155402>silent hill f won >yotei is going to be a massive success aswell in the same monthYep woke is back baby, chuds seething and malding right now
>>722155742How much of that mobile slice is gambling?
>famitsuTry a real publication next time k thnx bai
>>722156487>NOO fox news and chud youtuber didn't say that so it can't be realFuck off from my hobby grifter
>>722156485all of it, but japs been groomed into gambling since childhood with game-centers where they insert yen to gamble to get useless gamecenter currency.
>>722155402PC port and mods will change /v/ opinions.
>>722155402Meaningless. Veilguard and Avowed were praised too.
>>722156621Famitsu has praised slop for the last 5-10 years and YOU have the gall to claim it is your hobby? Well, |I suppose if you are a slop-slurper then yes it is.
>>722155402>group of nip reviewers score Shitterlands 4 a 9 8 8 8 >you trust their judgement on anythingshoe size iq take
>>722155402I'll play it sometime down the line but if it was more Jin it would have been day one
>>722155402Japs love getting glazed. If a foreigner made a game gushing about your culture, you'd be happy too
>>722156224It ends with MC sitting in a hut in a forest, waiting for shogunate to hunt him down with another mongol invasion a few years away. How is anything resolved in that ending. What exactly happens next then
>>722155402Can someone give a quick rundown about why we hate this again? The protagonist is kind of ugly but the game seems harmless enough. It’s just more Ghost of Tsushima. Which a lot of /v/ seemed to like. Has anything overly woke even been found in game yet?
Shills are alredy playing it on twitchits horrible
>>722158918They abandoned their excellent male protagonist to make a new game with an ugly female girl boss protagonist.
>>722158918>Can someone give a quick rundown about why we hate this again?The woman(?) who plays the MC
>>722158918ugly as shit main character based on a real life woke activist
>>722155402perfect score from wokies means zero
>>722155402kneel he says
>>722156384Sucker Punch is a chuddy studio, they fired one of their devs for daring to make fun of Kirk-sama (PBUH).
So the story is that Jins man killed her family, and she just decided to avenge them. And she became the bestest EVAAAHlater she breaks the fourth wall and she asks you if you are still therebut it seems to be a copy paste of the first game>inb4 shillI am not going to crop out some random bitch, I cant be bothered with that
>>722156384chuds are losing
>>722159446So it's TLOU2
>>722159447It's the usual story of shit selling games claiming they're super popular for a month before announcing the studio is having layoffs. Just like Dragon Age and Avowed and Ass Creed
>>722159575chud copium
>>722155402BASES BASED BASEEEEEED CHUDS LIST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>protect our family my daughter. It doesnt matter I have a son, this masterpiece goes to you because hes an evil fecker of course, a hetero male
>>722159524
>>722159446>Last of Us again
>>722159446>I am not going to crop out some random bitch, I cant be bothered with thatI'll help you out
>>722155742>PC gaming bigger than console gaming in japan yeah that's not true at all
>>722155402>Famitsu
>take that muh evil brother, you are a perfect dummy to become a master swordsman
>>722155402They won.
>>722159256Not enough, they should have killed him.
>>722159834thats a man
Imagine taking Famitsu scores seriously.
>>722159834>those arms
Their parents are literally rooting for the tranny lol. They didnt give the brother even a single advice
>>722155402>big game gets good ratingin other news, water is wet.still not buying the woke game with a terrorist as their lead va
>>722159624Is what people said in early Dragon Age threads, remember
>>722159446So the story is exactly as shitty as the leak said
>>722159875>>722159913>10 million copies sold within the opening week
>>722159834That's sexist and oppressive
>pretend to care about game journo opinions when it suits your argumenti fucking hate you "people"
>>722159991>copies sold
>>722155402>Famitsu Gay tendies...you can't go against your Master...
>chuds hate game>the rest of the world likes itokay? this happens all the time
>>722160532please think of the chuds feelings... they are easily triggered and offended. like just dare to put a unconventially attractive woman into your games they will make 1000 threads on here, steam forums and reddit and make 9835 youtube outrage videos.
>>722156384>make very successful and profitable game>make a sequel with a higher budget>insert pozz>sequel sells half as much as the first game at most>SEE GO WOKE GO BROKE DOESN'T EXIST DISREGARD THE FACT WE COULD HAVE SOLD TWICE AS MUCH WITH A DIFFERENT MC feel free to join reality at some point, tranny
>>722160901Things have really gone full circle. I remember when the right mocks the left for being so easily triggered. Not to say that the left still isn't easily triggered. I guess now everyone is just very sensitive.
>>722159834BUILT for SHIROI OTOKO NO GAIJIN
snoyjeet niggercattle thread
>>722155402>new AAA game comes out>/v/ is seething at it all day for weeks straight>it's actually an astonishing success and a major achievement for the studio, despite the seething onlinetime and time again they prove that 4chan/reddit/discord troons have literally zero impact on the industry, the normies that are buying this shit shit and call of duty and fifa are not terminally online incels/trannies so they don't care about the latest e-celeb dramachuds losttrannies lostAAA gamedev won, againI look forward to chud tears when gta 6 drops
>>722160532>chuds hate game>the rest of the world likes itShame that chuds are a major purchasing block for video games.
>>722162145Silent Hill f and Ghost of Yotei are doing fine without chuddies :)
>>722155402It's 3/10, bug
>>722162145Games that are good succeed regardless of whatever political side they piss off.
>>722159643I BE PLAYIN' POT OF GREED!
>>722158918We don't, /pol/niggers do, but they dont play games.
>>722155402post yfw it wins goty at geoff's
>>722162530I don't think I want to draw 2 more cards to refresh my hand.
>>722162595I've seen people who behave like this irl. It's strange
how the fuck does the mom look younger than the tranny they picked for the Oni of Onigiri?
>>722162595adults acting like toddlers in public is so cringe.
>>722162530(you)
>>722158918>the game seems harmless enough.The fact that they went out of their way to scan this actor for the protagonist is already a big red flag.The first game already has a random Masako lesbo moment, so there will be more of that shit based on the red flag.
>>722162685Wait wtf thats her mom? Why she looks twice as young as her daughter lmao.
>>722162685>Looks younger>Actually looks JapaneseI'd rather play as her.
>>722155402
>>722155742You know what's even better? Majority of those mobile games are gachas (thing that Japs invented) made by gooks and chinks aping the anime aesthetics (that Japs invented)
>>722162950Japanese are best Asians
>>722155402>Famitsubruh
>>722162595>looks directly at the camera in the middle of an emotional outburst
>>722159643Demonic
>looks and plays the same >worse MC with the strong likely hood of a worst storyWhat is even the hype for this shit? The gun tool looks ass anyway.
>>722163230Manufactured hype. Snoy's don't have anything else to be excited for like 6+ months. Just like Astrobot.
>>722158979>le ride a horse through flowersSo they made the same game again, but this time with an ugly woman protag?
>>722163581With the Veilguard writers.
They really should've made the mom the main character. She doesn't look nearly as repulsive and a mom revenge story would be kinda neat.
>>722164097That lip is made for Big Mongol's dick
big mouth asian woman, i kneel
>>722155402Paid review
>>722164254Japanese would never. They are honorable honorary aryans!
>>722164254It's less of that and more of the fact Famitsu's easy to please when it comes to reviews.They give scores of 38 or 39 like it's candy. Hell, look at >>722159890. In what fucking universe is FFXIII-2 a 10/10?
>>722159913Go to the gym and you will see dozens of natty girls with arms more bulky, those are literally normal arms of a woman who does anything physical
>>722155402>post yfw Ghost of Yotei is given GOTY over E33, Silksong and even DS2
>>722162673Were they as fake?I met a few people like this earlier in my life and they were just sad. Like the whole world was just a big theater stage for them.Also made them seem very untrustworthy because you never even knew what they were really like because everything seemed like an act.
>>722164571>>722164453
>>722155635Didn't some bluesky/resetera trannies also hate it because some dev who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder got sacked
This game reviewed better than Expedition 33 on Famitsu btw. /v/iggers lost.
>>722156224Why do these retard shills always say this? It was absolutely not finished. The first game ends on a cliffhanger with Jin preparing to head to mainland to face the Shogun's forces head on, and everyone knows the Mongols invaded Japan a second time a few years later. The first game absolutely was intended to be directly continued. Fucking faggot gaslighting shill.
>>722164097Yeah wtf the mom is actually kinda cute. I don't think that could be said for any of the women in the first game. Must be a fluke.
>>722164593>Like the whole world was just a big theater stage for them.Shakespearean-pilled.
>>722159834I feel like I've been raped a thousand times just by looking at this.
>>722155402They gave the previous one 40/40 and always overrate open world games
>>722163173she set the phone up to record that
>>722164732>bluesky/resetera trannies also hate itWho gives a fuck about those freaks? They're literally <1% of the userbase. The majority doesn't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk one way or the other. Poltards really are some of the most delusional creatures on this planet.
>>722164732>resetera yes, there's definitely threads with people saying they won't play it for that exact reason. >blueskyI would bet money that the same is there too.
>>722162950why does this bitch only have a single nostril
Not buying a game made by terrorists and murderers no matter how many scores they buy.
>>722155402Wow that's like, 1 million players!
Still not buying woke Antifa shit.
>>722164732If we adjust our moral compass based on what those freaks do we would be no better than them.
>>722165112They couldn't have selected a worse person for this role.
>>722159643>The Ghost of Gyoza>The Oni of Onigiri>The Teki of Tatsutaage>The Ubume of Udon>The Suiko of Sukiyaki>The Ryuka of Ramen>The Kotengu of Kenpi>The Nurikabe of Nabe>The Otoroshi of Okoshi>The Sagari of Soki>The Tsuchinoko of Tsukemen>The Kappa of Karaage>The Dorotabo of Dango>The Bakeneko of Bento>The Funayurei of Futomaki>The Enko of Edamame>The Dochi of Mochi>The Onikuma of Okonomiyaki>The Akuma of Anpan>The Yuurei of Yakitori>The Okaburo of Oshiruko>The Nuppeppo of Nankotsu>The Dodomeki of Dorayaki>The Okubi of Ojiya
>>722165112don't worry I'll buy a copy to make up for you not buying one you weren't gonna buy anyways
>>722164987of course, but people who are expecting news can set it up before the call; performative for sure, but it doesn't mean they're necessarily being disingenious. making sure you're in frame in the middle of an emotional moment is just pure theater though, through and through.
>>722155474Westoids made this game retard.
>>722165225>you weren't gonna buy anywaysTrue I don't give a shit about ubisoft crap.
>>722161183Ah, yes, the old, "If you don't support a product made by people who actively despise you, tell you to not buy it, and actively wish for your death then you're triggered and overly sensitive."
>>722164097Wtf her mom is pretty
>>722164593>Were they as fake?I assume they were acting out for attention and stuff. These behaviors are too specific to be genuine quirks. And I agree they're definitely untrustworthy
>>722158918Because they threw away Jin for no reason when the ending of Sushi built upon him dealing with Shogun assassins and the moniker of "The Ghost" being the next thing to happen in a sequel.Assassin's Creed Shadows shows you can have the shinobi peasant archetype they're going for without her looking like some butch dyke.In general the MC is some chick going up against huge burly men in frontal combat and has animations that make her seem heavy, slow, and deliberate unlike Naoe in Shadows who is extremely agile and limber to excuse how she's doing anything to these heavily armed, trained goliaths of men let alone killing them.The chick they scanned for the MC is a pretty ardent activist for a lot of things people are actively against.Sushi itself already had some questionable things like the lesbian trainer Jin met with so people don't exactly have high hopes for a game where the lead is functionally an activist for these things and are expecting it to creep into the writing or main themes because of her or her activism.
>>722165471Well that's dishonest as fuck kek Abstaining support is a normal reaction. Having a massive internet meltie is exactly what the left used to do.
>we went from Jin to this
>>722159643WE EATING GOOD SONYBROS!!!
>>722165196>>The Akuma of Anpan>>The Yuurei of Yakitori>>The Okaburo of Oshirukokek
>>722155402>spreads her arms>does a furry howl RAWR>enemies all fall over and stop fighting back>oneshot everyoneso this is the peak gameplay journalists told me about, pure cinema
>>722155402I'm not going to play as a ugly woman OP
do u retards really need a fucking reminder
>>722166494but she's naked
>>722155402>commiefornia propaganda gets a near perfect score in the bolshevik special issuewonder my bollocks
chuds in shambles
Another /vpol/ lossOh no, your little snowflake bubble has been burst again.the lifetime 10M sales will be "lies" as always, right? ;^)But if sony keeps on bombing.. how can they fund more games?
>>722155742grim
>>722155402GoY
>>722155402Sony sure is going all out on their review budgets.
do people ever get tired of ubisoft formula games? apparently not. could give less of a fuck about DEI shit.
>>722168251>idgafwell thanks for bumping the thread i guess
>>722155635i hate the actress, not the gameshe can be a cunt all she wants irl as long as she plays the character right
>>722165025that's the entire nose ya dingus
>>722155739wrong on all counts
>>722165225well, if you're gonna go down that road you'd better buy 8 billion copies to compensate for everyone else who won't be buying it.
>>722167297>But if sony keeps on bombing.. how can they fund more games?because sony makes a lot more than videogames, just like microsoftand you forgot concord already?
>>722155402Japanese love strong girl MCs and lesbians. Samurai girl defeating much, much weaker men (especially straight ones) is like super common in all their medias. I don't know why the score is surprising.
>>722168860Unohana is one of the most popular Bleach characters. They love strong women
>watch footage of game>roll up to a camp>its Ainu>Ainu guy starts talking about how his people were here firstGIVE JAPAN BACK TO THE AINU NIPBROS!
>>722155402Chuds on suicide watch as usual lmao. They're slowly becoming more and more irrelevant outside of their echo chambers. Love to see it.
>>722155402Why is she so fucking ugly though?
>>722156384Whats woke about Silent Hill f?
>>722155402That shit smell like a ass creed nigger edition flop, lmao.
>>722169264totally.
>>722169020but unohana was hot and cool
>>722169653True. Atsu is at least cool however
>>722155402Worse than FF13 lmao
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>>722170134idk about that one chief
>>722170347>Why does no one trust us>Game journosI wonder.
>>722170475I said cool not cute. She has even more impressive feats than Jin
>>722170683
>>722170683A RETURN TO FORM
>>722170743i know what you said you retardfeats does not = cool in the world of fictionmario is capable of plantary level feat no one would consider Mario to be a cool characterif you are in the character design team you should have consider the fact that even if you were cast a less than ideal looking woman, it is difficult to take a character with a round phase seriously.Take Michelle Yeoh, shes 61 in pic rel and is not conventionally attractive but she would probably be taken more seriously as a character just because her face is more angular than round
>>722155402I don't play female characters. Don't watch or read anything with a female mc. I hate women and could never empathize with their strange stories or fake struggles.
>>722170743>I said cool not cuteAnd?
>>722171221I understand what you're saying, and you aren't wrong either, you're just only looking at one area of importance though. It's a spectrum of behaviors, abilities, and aesthetic that make for a cool character. Atsu's personality and combat abilities make her cool even though she's not a looker at all. Yeoh would have undoubtedly been a better pick though I agree with you.
last year you were upset about playing a historical legendary black samurai and this year a non binary samurai. why?
>>722171840>Atsu's personality and combat abilities make her coolseems pretty generic to me, I think you're just easily impressed or giving sony too much credit because you know how fuckawful they've been doing lately
>>722171975>playinglol
>>722165225Buy one extra for me too bro
>>722158835What do you expect? MC killing every mongol and then crowned as the god-emperor of Japan?
>>722171995Conventionally cool characters can be generic. What exactly is so unique about Sasuke for example
>>722162950Me in the blue dress (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).
>>722172219post tummy
>a completely predictable story played entirely straight, absolutely nothing interesting or nearly as soulful as Jin vs his unclegrim
>>722159834
>>722174543The paid leftist reviews are actively covering up the truth about the story and characters because the game is extremely woke and stupid. It was written by the same people who did Veilguard. The writer for Ghost of Tsushima didn't get hired back for this, and I think we all know why.
>>722171772this
>>722169401>most media literate chuddy award
>>722159890>Jojo's All Star BattleHoly fucking kek
>>722179409I never played the game which is why asked. Do you always behave like such a faggot?
>>722165196Lmao 10/10 post anon.
>>722180461Those are some impressive cuts
Unironically put this girl as MC and her victory animation in and this game would have had no problems at all.