Announcement in 1 hour on https://x.com/valvesoftware:)
yeah
Unless the announcement is the finished version of Artifact Foundry I don’t give a fuck.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>722197008LMAO
>>722197008Man I can't believe you're still around, but then again, so am I.
bump posting in a happening thread
POST YOUR FACES /V/ IT IS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
A HALF LIFE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I don't give a fuck about VR and won't be buying Valve's overpriced trash.
>>722196883i fucking hate twitter so god damn much
This time for sure.
Valve screwed over the The Day Before fanbase by removing the The Day Before from Steam without even allowing users to wishlist the game like they said they would in January of 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.Do not buy Valve games. Do not buy Steam games. Do not buy Valve hardware. Email Gabe Newell and tell him that until Valve atones for lying to and betraying the The Day Before fanbase, he will not see another thin dime.JUSTICE FOR THE DAY BEFORE.Also fuck Artifact that game was trash.
>>722196883why this time specifically though
49 minutes to go until everything changes forever
>>722196883What are they announcing? Gabens new yacht?
>>722197983Valve has 3 things in the work behind the scenes currently. HLX/HL3, Steam Frame, Deckard. Maybe it's one of these, maybe it's all, maybe it's nothing and OP is just trolling.
>>722198208I have a better question, where was it ever said Valve is announcing something today?
Valve does seem to like the shadow-drop during the fall months thing huh
>>722197008bravo
>>722198208>Steam Frame, Deckard.Same thing
>>722196883They haven't posted anything?
>>722197563Just put cancel after the x you dumb petulant fag
it's about deadlock my dad gives gaben some fellatio from time to time
>>722199032i do, it's just annoying that i even have to though
>>722197563Just click continue on web in the upper right hand corner
They're never announcing shit again
>>722199123even when you do that it still doesn't show you the latest posts
>>722199113your old man is lucky
>>722196883Most Central Europeans are sleeping at this time. It makes no fucking sense. HL2 took place in Poland and Polish people like me are or will fall asleep by this time. I'm calling fake, Valve would never disrespect our nation so badly.
>>722199325It takes place in BulgariaDo spania chuju
confirmed by our guy
Huge cs2 update coming tooGet ready
GABE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!
Portal Live Service Game
>>722196883Leave your hope, Mr Freeman
>>722196883
>>722197563Stupid phone poster just open it in desktop view.
Reminder that HL Alyx was announced around 2PM.
>>722200346...in Uganda!
>>722200346but it's nearly five pm here
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL HL3 CONFIRMED WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>722200443CUMMIIIIING!!!!!
OP here, we might see a small delay but no longer than an hour. Counter strike update dropping soon too
>>722200443Stop it.
>>722197563This. This right here is why Bluesky mogs.
nothing ever happens
>>722200443I can't believe they redesigned the combine into blonde, big tittied futanari and Gordon into a middle school loli.
>>722200443ITS REAL GET IN HERE FAGGOTShttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2940490/HalfLife_Episode_3/
sure op, sure
>>722200705WTF IS REAL
>>722200705mfw
>>722197563you need to register because people scrape the shit out of the site otherwise. it was a big thing that Elon stopped early on when he acquired it.
5 MORE MINUTES
>>722197563>nitter.netUn-blue-sky's it
>>722200705>Under the UK Online Safety Act, Valve is required to verify that you are 18 or older before accessing mature sexual content. If you wish to do so, please add a valid UK credit card to your account and afterwards update the Mature Content PreferencesNice try
>>722200856I'm sure that did shit loads of good. Elon couldn't even stop "pussy in bio" bots lmfao
why the fuck would they announce half life 3 on twitter in the middle of a random weekday, are you guys ok
>>722199876oh boy it's happening isn't it
>>722200960Because it would be funny.
uhm... so where is it? Did OP lied?
>>722200960>>722200985It'd be SO weird if they just released the game without a trailer... today ...
>>722200985would it?
>>722200894OP HERE AS I SAID TGERE MIGHT BE A SMALL DELAY BUT STAY TUNED SHOULDNT BE LONG THEY ARE PREPARING
>>722200950I get DMs from them daily lol
>>722197008MY FUARKING HERO
>>722200960Why wouldnt they? You think all video games get announced on Saturday?
>>72220104130 seconds
>>722196883well it's passed 1 hour now and there isn't anything
>>722201163SO WHERE IS IT???
>>72220104169148842033 seconds
>>722196883OP why did you lie to me ;_;
HOLY SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET I JUST DROPPED A STEAM FRAME IN MY PANTS
>>722201163>>722201176I keep telling you guys small delay not longer than 1 hour if not now. Cs update releasing now
>fell for it again
LMAOOO
>>722201221AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTFhttps://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1326355021093498880
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
GUYS I JUST DROPPED A STEAMY LOAD IN MY PANTS
OP YOU FUCK. DONT CLICK THATS AN AUTO DLL INJECTOR FOR RANSOMWARE
always bet on nothing
Shit I forgot about daylight savings, it's actually happening in one hour from now.
>>722201293Oh wow
>>722199876This is more than likely actually happening then?
I hyped up all my friends and family for this and it's fucking nothing??? Now i look retarded wtf man
If this thread gets stickied you must give me twenty million dollars.
>>722201368What about second daylight savings?
>>722201298That’s called the steam deck
ITSFUCKINGHAPPENING
>>722201420rollin
STEAM IS DOWN>STEAM IS DOWNSTEAM US DOWN
>>722201420roll
>>722201420nigger
>>722201420Wew
>>722201601I forgot to mention but I am transgender (mtf) and brown btw
>>722201420rollan
>>722196883OP IS LYING FAGGOT WHO SUCKS NIGGER COCKS FOR BREAKFAST EVERYDAY
WE'RE DOING IT
They just released Gordon freeman’s BWC!!!!! HES FUCKING BLK BOYS
So that was a freakin' lie. Fuck you OP
>>722197008
>>722196883don't caregive me ricochet 2
>>722200960It happened with Alyx so people assume they'll do the same for HL3.
>>722201682Oh I already won that one
GUYS HOLY SHIT.
>>722201740This>>722201601 is OP btw except he will do it anyways, for free even
>>722201791>1Weak
>>722201420skibidi futa porn
>>722199325the language of facts
>>722201601>>722201704Musts law result slit your throat.
>>722201420Let's go maggots!!
IT'S REAL>IT'S REALIT'S REAL>IT'S REALIT'S REAL>IT'S REALIT'S REAL>IT'S REALIT'S REAL
So did something happen or not?
>>722202379no
>>722196883>valve announcement>we can count to 3>Orange Box 2>HL3>TF3>Portal 3>$50
>>722201420hope I get an easy one
>Half life 2, Episode 2, Part 2.Calling it now.
>>722201420nigga wtf
>>722203552>it's real
HALF LIF3
TEN MINUTES
Cast him.
>>722197008>CHICKEN JOKEY!!!
>>722197008Based
>>722196883Where is it OP?You owe me a fucking announcement
>>722196883It's like the X-Files. The opportunity has come and gone. Any follow up is doomed to be a relative flop.
>>722204406Michael Scott
>>722205138Not really, I still replay Half Life 2 every other year. Just give me Half Life 2 in different maps again and I'll be happy. Doesn't need to be anything special, just more content.
GUYS MY TOILET JUST WENT SKIBIDI
5 MINUTES
N
>>722201420It's beautiful
>17 years of falling for itwill /v/ ever learn?
>>722204406no oneif a Half-Life movie or series was ever made, it should be about some new characters who are present at Black Mesa while the events of HL unfold around them while never actually showing Gordon directly.
>>722201293god fucking dammit
>>722196883when will zoomers ever learn?
>>722196883OP YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU, I HOPE YOUR BALLS GET CRUSHED BY A TRACTOR KYS.>>722199876Tyler McNigger is a cuck and a faggot. Literal embodiment of soi.
>>722205138X-Files already ran out of fumes by the 6th season in the original series anyway; nobody really expected that the revival would end up great. Compared to X-Files, Half-Life didn't have a bad game to sour its fans so far, and it still retains pretty sizable goodwill thanks to its cliffhanger and the memes that spawned from it over the years. It'll do fine.
holy shit guys
>>722197008Do you guys ever get those really deep gurgley farts? The ones that you can feel right in your hip and pelvis. The really deep ones that make ripples and makes your skin feel hollow? I live for those farts. Not smelling them thats gross. Doing them. Doing them drives me. Everyday I manipulate my sitting positions and my adaptive breathing measures to encapsulate more fart in my intestines. I end the day snug as a bug in a rug tucked in by 73 year old mom from head to toe and I cock my leg up and I arch my lower back and I rumble the head boards. I love those gurgley bastards. I live for them.
>>722196883>physics-based tech demo in 2025Gaming is saved bros...
>>722201420Lets go
>>722201420rolling...
>>722197008Based artifag
>>722197008Im happy to see you again
>>722196883>announcing things on Hitler's websiteUmmm can we not?
>>722197008Blessings be upon you anon
>>722201420asdf
>>722201420okay
>>722201420Let's do it
There's nothing newhttps://nitter.net/valvesoftwareWhy did OP have to lie?
>>722213412OP probably noticed that there is inexplicably a new wave of posters here aged 16 to 21 who actually believe Tyler McVicker.
>>722201420roallin
>>722196883What was it? Was it anything cool?
>>722197008It amazes me that anyone actually liked that game. I remember the first game getting booed when they announced it.
>>722201420wow that sure is an interesting picture you postedme replying to your post is NOT rolling
>>722201293you think I don't recognize the 8880 brother?
For anyone old enough to remember when HL1 came out and has been following since then, what has the waiting been like for HL3 for you? I've been playing the series since 2013 and it's frustrating. I can't imagine what it's like for you
>>722213795sorry anon we don't make the rules, now fap to your ex new bf.
>>722213890im a wizard
>>722213856I’m not that old, but I remember HL2 and the episodes coming out. Played the first game in 2004. I completely gave up on waiting for Episode 3 by the time Portal 2 came out.
>>722207214Gordon, DON'T!!!
>>722213412Why did OP have to tell the truth?
bubu angu
>>722201420no dubs ;_;>>722213795fap to your dakimura CANON BY NIPS bf/main characters, else to the latest animu bitch bf
>>722201729I JUST STEAMED ALL OVER MY VALVE!
>>722214495it would be fallenshadows boyfriend then but he's black so i dont want to fap to him
>>722201420How weird will this get?
>>722214428too white, she should atleast have a bit of asian eyes.
>>722201420oh boy
>>722197008Fuck, i love you anon
>>722215409source?
>>722196883csnt fuckin wait
>>722213856I haven't really been waiting for it since like 2012. Would have been nice to see how everything wraps up, the Laidlaw epistle thing was a neat idea.But ultimately I don't care if it ever comes.Half life 2 and it's episodes fucking suck dick. The tech was impressive at the time but the GAMEPLAY in my VIDEO GAME sucks shit.I don't get why alyx was praised either, the gunplay is horrible it is way too easy and despite their fucking liquid physics I can't fucking melee anything?The game was very obviously made for fat people and dnalet muttoids that get sick in vr
>>722214564The amount of seethe this woman causes is legendary, her own general is just discord fags seething at her 247
it's up
>>722218331nice midjourney pic bro
VR
>>722218540>midjourneyHello boomer, we use sora and chatgpt now
>>722213856I got over the long wait after a while. Still have it in me to get excited if it's actually announced (any day now) though.
>>722218540>>722218674Only retards use any of those or Dall-E. People with IQs over 100 buy a GeForce and install ForgeUI (IQ only a little bit over 100) or ComfyUI (IQ >= 120)
>>722201420go ahead, make my day
>>722213775That clip is out of context. Prior to the reveal, Day9 said the following:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9EG7_B9bY#t=8h33m>"This is not an extra game mode. This is not even a game like CSGO, that's based on Counter-Strike, or Dota 2, that's based on Dota 1, this is a game that's an entirely new beast unto its own."To be fair, these remarks, while misleading, aren't really wrong. Despite its shared setting, Artifact's core gameplay is nothing at all like Dota 2's, and deserves to be seen as its own IP.But still, what Day9 said set the expectation of a completely new game with no ties to any previous Valve titles. The reaction isn't because of the reveal itself, but the false expectations set by Day9's remarks.Additionally, at the next TI the crowd CHEERED at being told they were in the Artifact beta.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4xYOmUwad0#t=1m8sEven if it was true, you know what else was poorly-received when first announced?
>>722218810>ComfyUI>open sourceWho tf is doing this? They are literally losing billions in potential profit
>>722197008amazing
>>722215409I look like this and laugh at my partner like this during sex
Can those fuckers over at volvo just post a logo or something? The number 3? Fucking anything?
>>722219063Why squander the years of hype-building by doing that?
>>722219063I’m sorry, did I hear you say that you wanted a third-person MOBA? Because that’s what I heard. Fuck, I’m going to sell so many gun wraps and hats in this game.
>>722219134Everyone already knows they're working on something Half-Life related. Nintendo showed a logo for Metroid Prime 4 years ago, volvo can do the same thing.
>>722219312Everyone meaning?
>>722197008Kino
>>722219312Logo reveal is meaningless m8. You said it yourself, Valve is working on one and people who care enough to dig deep into the whole code leak stuff know it's around, there's no need to do a logo reveal that didn't promise anything.
>>722219721>people who care enough to dig deep into the whole code leak stuff know it's aroundI’m still not convinced they’re ever going to actually release anything they’re going to call Half-Life 3. I’d sooner expect Alyx 2.
>>722218972Don't give him ideas, one of the gooner image generation models I like to use just went pay only if you want the latest version two weeks early but still you used to get it free day0 for a long time
>>722197008He never missed
>>722197008what's with all the samefagging here?
>>722204406if HL got a movie, it should be a corny action slick where we follow barney's misadventures, and we see a few infrequent scenes of gordon appearing (he has no dialogue)
>>722214865Gordon Seman's genes are too strong.
>>722197008ive never loved anything like you love artifact
>>722204406AI
just 2 more hours
>>722196883Go back to /r/halflife
>>722201420fuck it, rollcage...
>>722197008this t b h senpai
Nothing ever happens.
