Nope, not getting out of this chair.
>>722256110All of these cosmic horrors fall in the face of the Sun. If it explodes it's game over.
Best thread on /v/
>>722257527
>>722256110>DS4 could have been about humanity uniting, getting all the planet crackers online and splitting the moons wide open
>>722258452kekthe definitive
>>722256110How did the Valor die to a single necromorph? The fuck were the marines doing aside from eating space crayons?
>>722259624shooting torsos with pulse rifles, probably
>>722259812Okay yeah but that still kills them in about half of a magazine's worth of unupgraded pulse rifle ammo.Plus there are fucking four bodies infront of the escape pod they opened.Oh and not only that, but this completely normal slasher made its way through the ENTIRE ship to kill whoever was piloting the Valor, causing it to crash, right after killing the guy that picked up the radio to die infront of Isaac.Also if you're playing the remake, the necromorph is Chen, so he made his way BACK through the entire ship to kill Hammond by giving him a hug.
this is a good thread, have a bump
>>722258452kekekekekek
>>722261117I love BLM joke so much kek
shit eating b fag
>>722257527This one actually makes sense
>>722256110Wait wait wait waaaaait a sec, is this OC? Holy shit it's been so long ;_;
>>722258452Heh
>>722256237>>>Dude.. the sun is like... gonna blow up one day... trust the science bro... and like... nothing even matters anyway because the universe is like... infinity bro... and like... theres infinite universes where like, every thing possible has ever happened bro... its like science bro! I fuckin love science!Atheism is such a fucking disease enabling the worst kind of people.
>>722261687AI sloppa
>>722261828The sun does not have an infinite source of energy bro. Just because you do not know thermodynamics does not mean that you are right.
>>722258203They shot themselves in the foot when they made the moons speedy, if they'd been gigantic asteroids that moved eerily slow, creeping up on planets little by litte until finally ensnaring htem, they could've cooked up some real kino.
>>722261828This is exactly what my post was meant to convey. Spot on!
>>722262035It is pretty confusing how they manage to get around, being literal planets.Do they shove whatever species' FTL-like technology up their asses to get around or something?
>>722261991Nigga really saw a post about making fun of nihilism and took it as an excuse to talk about the thermodynamics youtube video essay he watched one time.>>722261939Upvoted!
>>722258452
>>722262326To be fair, you did see someone talk about tge sun exploding and decided to act like a paranoid retard. How could I not make fun of you?
>>722262326Do you also believe that the earth is flat?
>>722261828Kill every single American.
>>722261991For all intents and purposes theoretical physics is basically witchcraft
>>722262326Do you also think the Earth is 6k years old?
>>722262804Not really, they have a lgical basis and are built upon empirical evidence. Sure, there are metaphysical assumptions, but everyone does that anyway. Dogs tend to bark incoherently at things they do not understand.
Hey retards go back to /pol/ or /b/. This is a fun thread, not for your dumbass arguments.
>>722262804
>>722262804Do you think that the so-called demon core was an actual demon? Why?
>>722263107Gold.
>>722261451
>>722263107Lmao>>722263020I mean if witchcraft were real it would be safe to assume it would have some logical consistency, and some mysticism not to be understood (like theoretical physics lol)
>>722263170That's actually plutonium surrounded by tungsten
>>722263489A cute one.
>>722263746sus
>>722263471Not necessarily. A thing or concept has no obligation to be logical. Also, what do you even mean by "mysticism" anyway?
>>722263020>Dogs tend to bark incoherently at things they do not understand.Ahhh the edgy and hilariously pretentious ego of the internet atheist... such a beautiful dying form of cringe.
>>722256110>Eustice is so powerful, that not even the Brethren Moons nor their Markers can affect him.Based. We should all aspire to be like Eustice.
>>722261828It means we're meant to travel the universe or perish. Not that everything is meaningless.
>>722258452Based
>>722263746I chuckled>>722263878I dont get this one.
>>722264491lol
>>722264595>I dont get this one.shamefur disupray, newfag
>>722262804Yeah full bridge rectifiers are demonic for sure, only technowizards can comprehend what 4 diodes can do. Thank God there aren't any in my house.
>>722263471Perhaps, but witchcraft isn't fucking real. Electricity is, and the theory of it is sound and backed by evidence. The symbols used in electrical schematics do not have any magical properties. Unlike runes you can swap the symbol for a diode in a schematic with literally anything. A picture of a cat taking a shit. So long as the reader understands the symbol has changed the schematic remains the same.
>>722258452I'll do ya one better
>>722264873Eustace is aiming for world domination... we must deal with him
>>722258452>"stupid magnus, you make me look bad!">puts on Leman Russ mask>"OOGABOOGABOOGA!"
Anyone have the anime girl in the torture laser cube (except it's the newspaper grandpa)
>>722266215scroll up m8
>>722265321>Heretic newsI chuckled
>>722266215>newspaper grandpaLaughed harder than i should have reading this.
>>722263921Not an atheist, no. More agnostic.
>>722266421>Eustace is 33
>>722267803>Average 33 year old Kansasite
>>722256110So I dropped the third game about two hours in after cover shooting, space marine bullshit, co-op only areas, crafting your weapons instead of balancing the game themselves and other garbage.Someone summarize the important additions to the lore of the necromorphs because I will never finish that game.
>>722269229>balancing the gameyeah the first two games were so well balanced as long as the plasma cutter exists
It's 2025, right? Why the fuck is there a good thread on /v/?
>>722267747fence-sitter
>>722269349Yes, you probably never bothered to experiment with the other weapons, alternate fire and upgrades and find out in what situations they were most useful.Which they very much were but you played it safe instead, that's how you played and not an issue with the weapons.
>>722270740the assault rifle alt fire is actually the worst thing on the planet in 1 though
>>722265994kek, underrated
>>722267803The chair is
>>722263878I recognize that pool
Good thread
Excellent thread.
>>722274069Would that be better of eustace could sit with sneed?
>>722264595It's THAT pool. You know, the one they film all the JAVs at.
>>722256237These cosmic horrors are self-propelled planetoids with FTL somehow.
>>722265421I love you anon
>>722263167Not a demon, just the core of one.
>>722274169
>>722259624The Valor was within marker range. Necromorphs win as long as they can get one kill before being dismembered
>>722261828>Noooooo you haveto worship a Jew who died 2000 years ago so your life has meaning!
>>722284107Jesus was Galillean. Wait until anon finds out what jesus said about jews.
>>722284578We will never know. We only have heavily edited accounts that are controlled by megalomaniacs
