>Signs you're about to play kino.
>>722309421/v/ seethes about the game
what the fuck is this faggot zoomer pussy shitjust make your game hard, you dont need to explain it, this is cringe
>>722309604It actually is useful to know you can't save midlevel or you'll wander around looking for a savepoint that doesn't exist.
>>722309421>I have unconditional patienceNo you don't bitch. You don't have to sit through anything.
This is fundamentally the same to content warnings>this game features sensitive content which you may not like plz understand ;_;Faggot devs for faggot audience
>>722309860NOOO BUT HE IS BASED AND CHAD.JPG ABOUT IT
>>722309421Game?
>>722310087https://store.steampowered.com/app/2676540/Brush_Burial/
>>722309604helps with review algorithms by itoldyousoism
>>722309421Silksong needed something like this then maybe the shitter normie fomo trend chasers wouldnt have cried so much about getting filtered
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>>722310440>pathologicFucking BASED
>>722310259Actually looks pretty fucking good cunt, 5 kangabucks and edgelordkino from yesteryear?I'll give it a shot.Taxpayers are buying it for me anyway lol
>>722309701>wander around looking for a savepointNo one does this, grandpa.
>>722310259why is there a demon head sucking you character's cock in every screenshot?
>>722310440Continue on you path of logic my friend.
>>722310708>grandpa>wandering around looking for a savepointWe had to beat most of our games in one sitting howeverthoughbeitt. 39yo boomer
>>722309421>READ BEFORE PLAYING>This game will try to steal hours of your time>You are expected to fail until you can't refund
>>722309421Warning like this are retarded, just show it through gameplay like the old games did it.You make a small hard-ish first level that the player will most likely die on but can quickly complete once they learn it and you either show a level over screen with a "SAVE & CONTINUE" among other options or you give them a code to input.They'll get the message that way.
>>722309604This. Kino wouldn't have a tutorial screen justifying its design decisions.
>>722312484Go read a book then nerd
>>722309421i'm busy and dont have time for gatekeeping.without the ability to save scum, your game doesn't exist to me.simple as.now go back to your consoles and leave me alone.
>>722312484beating a hard game takes far less time than beating the average RPG
>>722314063>I'm busy>Posts on /v/
>>722309604>>722309860Glad to see there are still some sensible people left on /v/
>>722310259What is even supposed to be going on here? It's not low-fi its just projectile vomit on a screen
>>722309421>dev forces their desires on you>dev refers to themself in the first personSigns you're playing cringe.
>>722309421>I'm a terrible game developer >I have failed to make a fun or interesting game>Just eat the shit I have presented to youUhhhhhhhh no.
>>722309604If I'd ever produce a game, it'd be a extremely niche game catering to a very small demographic of turbo-autist PvP players like myself, so I'd incorporate elaborate disclaimers everywhere: on the store page, the minimalist advertisment, the log-in screen, the character creation and the first pop-up after login. Moreso I'd ignore parasocial media, as I do already, and exclusively communicate via a forum I set up for the game, in which access to different subforums is tied to ingame performance. Why? I'd refuse to waste my time dealing with subhuman locausts, debtcattle and shitters, and skip the whole legal spiel of refunds and extortion attempts.If you buy and play a game you don't like, solely because its FOTM or FOMO, and try to bully its devs into changing it to meet your expectations (of being like [other game]), just so you can drop it and move onto the next, you should be sterilized and thrown into a labor camp or a mine, to filter you out of the lives of others, better than any of the minimally viable triple-ass MTX-ridden corporate cancer you'd throw your pityful savings at.
>>722309421what gayme? I bet it's for gaymers like us
>>722319053that's a lot of wordstoo bad I'm not reading 'em
>>722309860/thread
>>722309421>pixelshit artstyle>fucking cringe writingHow about no
>Make horror game>Add this disclaimer>This game will have exactly two, very loud, unavoidable jumpscares.>Only put in one jumpscare
>>722319196This is among the gayest rendition of 'lalals I can't hear you', your just showcasing that you have the impulse control of a subsaharan nigger and the bodily autonomy of a quadriplegic.Next time, trying not responding in the first place.
>>722319465now that's one of the real ones
>>722319465Sweet what game?
>>722310960Gotta have some sweet with the bitter.
>>722319364i just scanned your austistic rant and all i saw was >fotm>fomo>subhuman locusts>parasocial >thrown into a labor campwhy should anyone care what you have to say when you're just an angry chud using buzzwords
>>722319323kek
>>722309421>Souls wankUninstall, refund
>game has random item, enemy placement and random damage to fuck with speedrunners
>>722310661whaddayatalkinabeet
>>722323383>to fuck with speedrunnersImagine seeing procedural generated content, a concept which predates speedrunning, and instantly thinking of them. You are mind broken.
>>722310259looks kino I boughteded
>>722310283Reddit country, hope China invades them already
>>722309421>our game has no content so we padded it with artificial difficulty
>>722324073ok chinaman
