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For me it's Elite Defender
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I was just thinking about how brickell got me bricked up
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It actually angers me that I enjoy this game so much
It's a retarded mobile kids game with dumb monkey characters
But somehow it's extremely engaging, fun and not braindead
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>>722317070
Game is boring, basically an interactive screensaver. Unless you are doing actually competitive shit, which is even more boring and tedious
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Its monster month. Only post monstrous monkes.
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>>722317917
caution advised
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>playing sunset gulch
>doing well
>train signal happens
>no money
>moab drifts through the track
>lose instantly
>zero indication a moab was coming
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>>722318193
Were you not suspicious of the train bells blaring on round 40 or the fact that there are two sets of road spikes?
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>>722318290
N-no...
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Kinda sucks that the pro farmers don't have upgrade portraits. Just look at this slick boy.
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>>722318893
shame there is not enough bloons art, there can never be enough bloons art
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>>722318893
he looks like a faggot
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>>722316642
I miss the days when he could pop lead from his tier 5 ;_;
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>>722316642
How often do they add new challenges and experiments? Do they remove old ones?
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>>722320226
Why does the kiwi keep taking away lead popping from towers? I don't want to spend 10k on a M.I.B. for the 20k tower to pop DDTs.
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>>722320759
Easier to nerf than to make the village thats only good for the 90's cheaper
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Bump
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This with Pat Futsy
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>>722323728
Pat is only interested in tight and docile boys
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>>722323728
>>722324117
Pat takes BHC up his tight ass everyday
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monkey rape
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>>722324117
There has to be one straight monkey and Pat is the best candidate
He single handedly breeds the entire village
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Bump
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>>722320040
I love this
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the green faggots this CT are so goddamn annoying they keep digging as deep into our zone as they can and I gotta focus everything slapping them while the other ants bite at our toes
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>>722330883
I gave up on CT a long time ago. Its such a drain
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>>722331618
I played CT during the first week, got first place local and never touched it again.
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>>722332314
>200% speed vortex
>300% cooldown
>15 max monkeys
>1 paragon
>10 heroes are banned but geraldo is still there
the kiwis can't keep getting away with this
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Which bloon would be the best to fuck?
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>>722334873
Imagine the bragging rights youd get from fucking one of the bosses
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>>722334873
Rock bloons would be the only ones to handle it
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Doea Phayze have 2 cocks or a cock and a pussy?
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>>722318893
is that a business suit? excuse me?
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>>722335290
>entire lineup of soft rubber
>immediately looks that the jagged stone
lunatic, is all i'll call you
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>>722336428
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>>722318893
Would you trust this guy with your bananas?
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>>722338405
i would trust him with sucking my cock
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Chunky farmer with a big bubble booty eating the back of his overalls
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>>722339180
Based
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Finally caved and got Legends. This is supposed to be like Vampire Survivors in the sense that you're not supposed to get anywhere close to beating stage 3+ before you've spent silly amounts of time grinding xp, right?

Any recommended combos/noobtraps to look out for? I get the feeling it's better to always take the highest rarity artifact (unless it fucks your setup) just to sell it to merchant.

inb4
>brickell/churchill + conscription
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>>722316642
Honestly ED is under rated. For the price its bretty gud.
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>>722340315
One Monkey Army Churchill is pretty much a free win
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>>722341127
Hardest part of this strat is succesfully extracting One Monkey Army, but the moment you get it you can farm xp very easily with it to the point it's fucking boring.
Also here's a trick, you can respec these for free so if you don't mind wasting some time respeccing you can max your starting artifact power, edit your loadout to take advantage of that and then respec it away so you don't waste XP there. You get the 18 points for free.
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>>722340578
what about "elite defender at home"?
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>>722340578
I'd rather not have ED for any price
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when are they going to release the second dlc?
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>>722342860
>trick
wat
I can start a campaign with maxxed artifact power, exit and specc something else then continue the campaign?
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>>722344972
wouldn't be surprised if it's getting more time in the oven after the mixed reception the roguelite dlc got
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Are we wanting to fuck the monkeys?
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>>722345525
maybe a little bit
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>>722344997
No.
You max artifact power, then go to your hero and edit the starting relics to use the max amount of power you can. Don't start the adventure yet.
After that, you respec and don't bother putting points into the starting artifact power. If you don't change heroes nor edit the loadout, you should be at 18/9 but it'll still alow you to start the adventure.
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>>722345513
makes sense
I just wish they'd stop trend chasing and try to actually make something worthwhile
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You know what's BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!?
Upgrades that hide the monkey. Most of the upper upgrades of the vehicle towers remove their respective monkey. You can't fucking see them! Im playing this game for the monkeys why are you hiding them!? I want to see what cool designs the monkeys would get! They make me not want to upgrade! I don't care about an airplane if I can no longer see the monkey flying it! And then there's the Tack Shooter and Spike Factory. For those, you can't never see their monkeys. Supposedly there's monkeys inside them, so why can't I see them!? What were they thinking!?
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>>722345629
Oh, neat. Unfortunately I only have like 1200 xp and a vortex essence so I'm a ways off yet.
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>>722347548
b-but it's a really big plane...
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>>722316642
DEFEND YOUR CASTLE WITH DOUBLE CROSSBOW MASTERS
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>>722347548
that's right, they WEREN'T thinking!!
also great post
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>>722348286
Crossbow Master SUCKS
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>>722348286
double crossbow master... both genders presenting...
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>>722348709
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my dick is going to explode
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>>722348709
The second ones clothes should be white like in the knowledge icon
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>>722349175
It should be covered in cum
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>>722343598
He's legit good after the buff
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>>722348658
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Which boss have the biggest cock?
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>>722332314
the fuck is going on with these shit bosses lately
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Sauda sex
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>>722356714
sauda footholding
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I can finally rest
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>>722361259
>used instas
You didn't beat the game
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>>722356714
VERY good post
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>>722342860
Am I missing something or do I have to buy hero levels when using one monke army?
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>>722362368
You do, you're not really spending money on anything else.
Also ideally you'd want to bring both One Monkey Army and Battlefield Comission, the latter to get exp on the hero by popping bloons. Churchill will suffer until he reaches level 5 to get the machine gun. Also he gets camo on level 6 so careful there.
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>>722362647
OMA gives camo so that's not an issue. Hope I can beat phayze so I can extract it. Dunno if I should give churchill an alchemist or give strictly for level buying.
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>>722316642
>The Blazing Sun
>Only Desperado 5 that doesn't have glowing eyes
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>>722362993
>or give
or go*
derp
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>>722363046
the tip of his cock glows like his guns
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>>722317539
t. easy mode player
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>>722364417
this should be the default breast size for female monkeys
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>>722366524
The default should be 1:1 with their heads!
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glussy
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>>722367381
Puppetmaster bottom path village sounds interesting
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>>722367381
i actually really like that infernal ring, fire monkey is cool
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>>722367381
>bottom village has a skirt boner
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>>722348709
>>722348286
this is too good, wanna see a WIP i'm doing for this? i swear i had this idea before but never did it
https://files.catbox.moe/m932am.png

>>722349175
i can do that as an alt, would look pretty good
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>even with Energizer support I need to drop like 50k in level ups to get Psi to 20 before 98
this guy fucking sucks!
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>>722371571
Did you try playing on a non beginner map?
Heroes level up faster the harder the map is. If you did the same on an Expert map and assuming you placed Psi on round 20 and the Energizer on 60 you'd get the level 20 on round 94 without a level up. On a beginner map he'd be level 18 on round 98
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>>722371571
>>722371843
Buying an Energizer in CHIMPS isn't practical anyways
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>>722372856
>Brickell + Absolute Zero + Energizer
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>>722370930
BASED
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The monkeys do get a bit quirky at night...
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>>722374160
don't care, they're getting raped
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Bump
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Why are these monkeys so GAY
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>>722378209
Because YOU are GAY
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monkey sex
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bloonchipper blowjob
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how am I supposed to play the game if I'm hard all the time
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>>722384997
Play on hard to balance things
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>>722348709
alright, thank you to our wonderful bumpfags for waiting, here we go
https://files.catbox.moe/qln72w.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2det8p.png
this is some serious double trouble
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>>722374160
Randomly get inspired to draw this because of this comment facemaskless alt https://files.catbox.moe/celo5o.png
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>>722386751
damn nice cock
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>>722386751
If you're in the left crossbow master but the right one is inside you where do you push forwards?
Very nice
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>>722386864
nice, i like it
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>>722317917
the fearsome yeti... if he was a small little faggot nonkey
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>>722387135
I still can't belive they made a very blatant female design, got cold (heh) feet, and then tried to do damage control by making it A FUCKING MALE. Do they have brain damage, or are the team really just THAT unaware.
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>>722387221
>they made a very blatant female design, got cold (heh) feet, and then tried to do damage control by making it A FUCKING MALE.
headcanon. they were pandering to me specifically by making a winter blueish femboy monkey
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>>722387221
I know what the audience likes.
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CANON silas fact: he has a very large penis but it looks tiny while flacid and he can only get hard from prostate stimulation
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>>722387608
just like me fr
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>>722386751
>>722386864
amazing, thanks
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>>722387608
>giga pubes to provide extra insulation
>can't even see it under it all
imagine....
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sniper.................................sayexxxxxoooooo...............................
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>>722389341
>dogshit sniper placement
How am I supposed to fap to this shit?
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>>722386751
Insanely good, hell yeah
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login
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It's getting harder and harder to join public co-op matches. I'm going to have to go on Reddit and yell at NK. Someone needs to answer for this continual decline in network quality.
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>>722387221
Youre the unaware one if you think it was unintentional
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>>722393276
The single-player part isn't even that optimized. The game shits itself on rounds post-100 or if you have icicles.
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>>722394210
The funny part is that the problem isnt the sprites, its the hitboxes so the setting for making the projectiles invisible doesnt help
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What if instead of darts it was cum and instead of popping the bloons the monkeys were fucking them
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>place something gimmicky
>the other dipshits copy you for no reason
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Do the beast handlers have sex with their beasts?
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>>722396927
They do when I'm writing them
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>>722318893
Pro Farmers is a step in the wrong direction for this game. Really disappointed how they are scraping the bottom of the barrel these days. I'm extremely hopeful about BTD7, I just hope they stick to traditional monkeys.
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>>722386751
Would you ever do ear-fucking my leighe?
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>>722397170
>bemoans the scraping of the barrel for 6 yet believes 7 could somehow introduce brand new things
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>>722397170
>BTD7
lmao good luck with that
they've said they're going to stick with 6 for as long as they can
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>>722367381
this implies there are more, of the other monkeys. I NEED it nowwwwwwwww
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It was revealed to me in a dream thay the next hero will be a pizza delivery monkey
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>>722401217
will his/her ass taste like pizza?
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>>722401217
It was revealed to me in a daydream that he attempts to do the "here's your meatlovers with extra sausage" routine on Rosalia and she, oblivious to his dick, just eats a slice while he's all "please take the box the pizza is very hot" because he stupidly stuck his dick through a fresh pizza and the cheese is roasting it
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>>722402056
I'm glad we all agree that Rosalina is the naive one
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I hate round 63
Seeing all the cerams makes me cum every time
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>>722404292
>t.
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if btd6 is a children's game then why did they make the monkeys so sexy
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I think steam might be on to me...
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i want bloonarius to gobble me up
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gay
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Bump
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>no porn where gwen lovingly rapes a ton of ice monkeys with her toasty vagina
she would melt all their little popsicles in a flash
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>>722409229
please no gore
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>>722409892
eww no gore, just using provocative imagery because she's fire and they're ice. you could probably fuck her in the middle of a tundra, buck naked, and feel warm all over
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>>722410303
she just uses a flamethrower, you'd be better off fucking adora
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>>722409229
No way Silas would allow anyone else touch his twink army
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>>722410303
>melt all their little popsicles in a flash
>no gore
please don't hurt the monkeys, they need their willies to be happy
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>>722410489
>allow
there's your first mistake, anon. he was the first to get reverse mating pressed
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monkey sex
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>>722410423
whynotboth.gif
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>>722415338
Imagine the pee
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>>722416027
Sungod dammit, now I have to masturbate again.
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>>722416027
I can't imagine it because I don't know what oranges do to your pee
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>>722416715
You weren't already masturbating?
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>>722416864
>doesn't know what a refractory period is
Tits or gtfo.
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>>722416965
>he doesn't use his prostate
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>>722416741
Oranges make you pee a lot more
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>>722416965
Here's your tits bro
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>>722417638
smell and taste > volume
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the monkeys make me horny
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The monkeys make me want to do co op
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>>722421530
code
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GARKMR
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why aint this lil nigga giving adora the sippy
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>>722423478
i want to give adora the sippy
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>>722386751
Goatboy you can't DO THIS TO ME
HOW CAN I LIVE KNOWING I HAVE NO SEXOOOO MONKEYS AS MY GFS?????
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>>722386751
BIG FAT PUFFY MONKEY PUSSY
BIG UNKEMPT MONKEY BUSH
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convince me to keep playing this monotonous game
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>>722428501
Hot monkey girls. If you need any other reason, this game clearly isn't for you.
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>>722428501
I feel like I'm in the same boat. only reason why I still bother is >>722428996. the game itself has very little to keep me interested
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>>722428501
>>722429832
This is a half-afk type game you play while watching other stuff
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>>722429832
On a normal day, I play an hour at most. I just do dailies and whatever event is going on. If it's collection then I nolife, depending on what's in rotation. I want to blackborder at least one insta and maybe gold the rest.
Just got Legends so goal might change, but so far it's been a bit of a lukewarm experience.

Wish I knew if I can get rid of unwanted permanent artifacts.
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>>722430295
Except on harder maps where if you don't pay attention for 1 second you immediately die
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>>722431142
What do you mean by unwanted permanent artifacts?
You can sell them on shops and if one isn't available you can delete them for free.
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>>722431363
>What do you mean
What is says on the tin. Swelling Spikes Common is in my list of permanents. Can I discard it somehow or will I loose it permanently if I bring it on a campaign and sell it to a merchant?
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>>722431142
Your reward for beating the final boss of Rogue Legacy is nothing. Not even one of those Legacy not-achievements. Huge letdown.
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>>722316642
Elite defender is a famously bad tower lmeo lol
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soon i will have a new adora commission made
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>>722432041
If you mean if you can lose artifacts you have extracted and can start with, you can't lose them. Even if you sell it or delete it in a run, next time you do a run you'll be able to start with it.
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>>722432090
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>>722430295
>you play while watching other stuff
yeaaaaa not a fan, I'd rather just have a normal game, the infantry paradise server is back up on battlebit so I'll be playing that. not to repeat what's already been said but if you understand the game, it's either too easy or too hard. not really fun
>>722431142
I just play the dailies if I don't forget for 5 minutes and that's it. cheevo hunting is not fun (unless you have that kind of autism). I saw some discussion the other day about how achievements should NOT be just a milestone marker and how that's part of what's wrong with modern gaming and I fully agree
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>>722432325
Well schucks. Would be nice if you could discard the clutter or combine identicals to upgrade to next tier. Or liquidate them for xp.
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>>722432576
>if you understand the game, it's either too easy or too hard
maybe you're right a bit, but i like that about it, on one side is background action while i listen to something and when i want a challenge it's there to focus on
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Wait theres people here who actually play the game? Its not just simps?
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>>722435337
if you're being honest, the only anons here are true monke city geezers, we all know how to BLOON
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>>722435337
Yeah, anons here will play and do coop whenever a thread gets going, along with the resident drawfags making monke porn in between.
I got about 650 hours and I know I'm on the low end compared to some of the other anons.
Believe it or not, some /v/irgins actually play games on this gods forsaken board.
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what's the next skin gonna be?
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>>722439505
Naked Gwen
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>>722439581
there's still precedent for this with patch, she's still NAKED
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>>722439505
Obyn Skeletor Skin - art and abilities are looking super cool, and a few of us had a great time with the VO script, so we’re looking forward to this one.
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>>722440096
>and a few of us had a great time with the VO script
this scares me
they're not exactly working at a high bar there
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>>722435337
I like the game a little bit....
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>>722440096
>and a few of us had a great time with the VO script
>the kiwi niggers are actually lurking here
I want to believe.
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>>722442314
no that was a quote from the last update notes
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Cleared the way to the last 3 relics if anyone feel like capping them for shit n' giggles. It's two bosses and one race.
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>>722435337
I'm the biggest simp here
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>>722435337
Mostly Chimps here
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>>722442369
I-it was just a test!
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>>722442314
that anon might not be a glowie but they're certainly here. some things change in game ''coincidentally'' right after that thing is mentioned in this thread
yes I'm a schizophrenic but that has nothing to do with it
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>>722442470
no matter the map
always go 0-4-0
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>>722442932
cant wait for the Gwen melts an Ice monkeys dick update
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>>722442932
If that's truly the case then I'm looking forward to boss maps finally respecting the Ambient Map Effects setting since I've now mentioned it.
Fucking annoying I have to toggle it off and on every time I enter a boss map.
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>>722443084
I said some
the fags at NK are too scared to put sexo in the game
>>722443209
I suppose you could mention it a couple threads (to increase your chances) and see if they implement it
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>>722442932
i SERIOUSLY doubt it, i'm not saying they're innocent but there is no way anyone from nk is HERE, specifically
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>>722443382
hmmmmmmmm if you say so my very inconspicuous Anonymous friend
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>>722443456
Her boobs are bigger than her head
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>>722443576
proof?
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Desperado (Female)
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>>722404384
source??
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>>722442932
NK if you're here add a boob slider in the next update
I'll pay good money
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>>722443456
>>722443576
>monkey femanon drawfag
>same size and proportions as canon bloons monkies
>appears flat chested
>lift up her tunic
>gigantic tits flop out
I sneed drawfags on this NOW
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>>722443895
big if true
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Are ice monkeys made of ice
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hey guys my uncle knows a janitor that works for the retirement home where a NK employee's parents live at. I have inside information that next update they'll add cock sliders for all the monkies
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>>722446250
It's a wrong interpretation of their real name
Just like normal bears and polar bears, ice monkeys are actually polar monkeys
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>>722435337
I might be the longest running consecutive player in these threads (only cos I’ve seen no one with a longer run time so far) I am by far the biggest lurker and only post occasionally. I became aware of funny monke game in 2021 and have been basically been on every day since
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>>722447140
Anon sama... I genuflect...
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anyone wanna help me put green in a cock cage they've been pissing me off all CT
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>>722447932
sure, i'll help
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>>722447932
I’ll help when my tickets refresh, I’ve been fighting them too but left em alone last reset cos they went for pink instead
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>>722447140
I'm not sure if I'd have a longer or at least similar run if I didn't reset my account once, I started on the update that added Sauda to the game.
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and that's that
*maybe* two of the scores could be better, but i doubt it
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>>722451578
Good job, I can see how you did the one on monkey meadow and the one on tree stump, but the one on encrypted I don't really see how you do it with just a T3.
Was it a 003 sub? 300 mermonkey maybe? Highly doubt a 300 engi does it.
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>>722452132
300 mermonke my beloved
she can slap the shit out of ceramics
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>>722444898
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>>722316642
Ezili casting a shrink hex on me in front of her, Adora, Brickell, Sauda, Gwen, Patch and Rosaline.

Patch: What do we do with him?
Adora: Sacrifice him to my womb
Sauda: Step on him
Brickell: Make him swab my poop deck
Gwen: BURN HIM (in my stomach)
Rosaline: Put him in my boobs!
Ezili: Make him even smaller
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>>722453195
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>>722453195
Amelia: Feed him to a Bloon
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>>722453195
this is a dandy's world ass post, this is what they sink to without their threads
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>>722453195
did you mean to send this to character.ai?
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>>722453195
anon please tell me this is you merely pretending to be retarded or a post meant for somewhere else
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>>722317539
That is the case for every mode except for half cash and CHIMPS.
Black bordering a map is 90% boring baby shit and 10% interesting gameplay.
I still have 240 hours logged it though.
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>>722456636
>240 hours
Oh shit we got a badass over here.
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>>722387608
i need him
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i want to fuck a bloon
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which hero would give the best tailjob?
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Can any CT nerd explain to me why we don’t actually own this tile anymore yet we still have the benefits? I’ve never understood
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>>722460254
i feel like gwen has the moxie for that kind of act
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>>722460269
teams retain the relics even on neutral tiles as long as no other team takes them
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monkey sex
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im glad these guys had the crusty old art style when i played the fuck out of this as a kid, these modern td6 style monkes would have fucking ruined my impressionable young brain
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>>722463165
Meanwhile, monkey city
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>>722463165
>would have fucking ruined my impressionable young brain
what do you mean by that
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i want to be raped by the monkeys
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>>722316642
hmomx
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>>722348709
>Female puts a blindfold on you
>sex starts and it's tight as fuck
>she's moaning like crazy and scratching you up
>really good kisser
>her tail keeps slapping your thigh
>feel a sticky hot liquid run down your thigh at one point
>you finish inside
>she takes off the blindfold and reveals you just sent a male to faggot heaven
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>>722316642
how many levels does this game have?
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>>722467180
There are 14 modes for each map, 81 maps, counted twice because of co-op which means you have to play 2268 times to get all of the normal badges the game.
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>>722467707
do you share currency on co-op or are there separate pools?
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>>722463914
it means they would have given me funny feelings as a kid and its good i was spared the indignity of growing up obsessed with btd
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He's so cool
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>>722467781
You can send money to other players but the normal income is split between all of them
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If you want to experience true pain, try playing half cash with 4 players. 1/8th cash
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>>722467967
he's sexy
where femboy 050 desperado
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>>722467967
what model of lever-action is that?
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anyone got that pic of amelia without her hat on for reference
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>>722456636
>half cash
>>>>>>>interesting
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monkey sex
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>>722476639
deep in her
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>>722453195
lol
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>>722467781
There's achievements on sending cash in co-op. You could have deduced the snswer fairly easily.
one of the ??? achievemtns is to send 500k in one click
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i want to fuck a monkey
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>>722482589
welcome home
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>>722474483
What's wrong?
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>>722485758
3 instas mean a wasted legendary tile because even an artifact that harms you has sell value and you can't really use the t5s outside of races, boss rush and the final boss.
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>>722486259
I see
The more I read about that mode the more it seems like a 'great idea, but absolutely shitty execution'
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post horror themed monkeys
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I just bought this game with nine souls to pass the time after studying.
It's normal to play just for a few minutes and those "minutes" become hours?Why this thing is so addicting? I gonna become a monkey fucker now?
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>>722488812
you already are one
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>>722488812
we got another one lads
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>>722488812
When you hit lvl 30 put your first 3 points in magic. There's a talent on the right side that gives you extra monke dollars.
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>>722488450
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>>722490104
>human cocks could be here, he thought
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>>722491654
>what lack of human cock does to a mf (monkeyfriend)
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>striker firing his cocks and balls
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Changing shit in the xp shop while I have an active campaign will end the run, right?
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The Bloons Movie featuring Jack Black as Quincy
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>>722494594
It doesn't but the effects won't apply until the next run
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Brickell is best gluegunner
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>>722497642
cute monkey
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You think only camo bloons can see ninja monkeys?
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>>722499529
>Camos can't see any tower that can't see them
>Camos when the UAV goes online
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>>722499529
>dart monkeys put on arm bands to see camos
>bloons put on face paint to see ninjas
this game makes a lot of sense
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>>722502961
Name his paths and abilities
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>>722502961
zesty pose
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>>722502961
Im supposed to look at that and NOT imagine him bent over a couch with a line of guys behind him?
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>>722506049
yes
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>>722487193
even worse when it costs real money
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>>722506331
We Macfags got it for free because of a bizarre bug in the shop and it was so fucking boring that I still feel robbed
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>>722506501
hm, wel I gues ninja kiwi is really good at everything that does not come from the shop
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>>722503067
He uses his magnifying glass to debuff bloons and a gun (pic related)
>Top path
Detective
>Middle path
MIB Agent
>Bottom path
Conspiracy theorist
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>>722507420
>>Bottom
>Conspiracy theorist
he's just like me
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>>722502961
Is this ai
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>>722506331
I don't regret buying it, even if I'm not a roguelite fan and don't think it's all that interesting. If nothing else, it's a way to support the devs. I've enjoyed the game for clsoe to 2000 hours now, and I don't mind throwing some extra dosh after a game that has entertained me for that long.
I am a tad salty about packs like dartling or mermonke having an exclusive banner/avatar but still costing full price even if you have everything else in the pack unlocked already.

Hey kiwi rep
Those packs are "bugged" in the sense that you can't access them via the shop if you already have the tower fully unlocked. You have to access them via the banner/avatar selection screen.
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>>722502961
zesty ass monkey
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>>722508532
>https://www.bloonswiki.com/Monkey_Investigator
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>>722502961
this queer showed up to monkey pride and a dart monkey in leather harness and codpiece whipping a druid on all fours in a gimpsuit told him to tone it down a bit
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>>722508912
Danish Abe-efterforsker —
German Affenermittler —
Spanish (Latin America) Investigador moneril —
French Singe enquêteur —
Italian Scimmia investigatrice —
Japanese モンキー捜査員 —
Korean 원숭이 수사관 —
Norwegian Apeetterforsker —
Polish Małpi detektyw —
Portuguese (Brazil) Investigador Símio —
Russian Oбeзьянa-cлeдoвaтeль —
Swedish Aputredare —
Chinese (traditional) 猴子調查員

>Apu
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I just started playing this and all the different modes and shit is confusing. What should I be playing? Also I accidentally kept using my munky money to level up my hero because I didn't realize heroes level automatically and I also thought it was using gold and I'm really fucking mad about it.
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>>722511365
CHIMPS is the hardest gamemode and the one you should be aiming for since there's like 5 achievements that give you some decent monkey money for it, also >>722489718
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>>722511365
you can just play all the easy levels for each map if it's confusing, get a feeling for the monkeys
also don't worry about the money, you'll earn plenty more, just do >>722489718
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>>722511365
There is no reason to be upset. You will eventually hit a point where you have nothing to spend monke money on, besides continues.
>what play?
Whatever map and mode you feel like. I'd recommend steering clear of hardmodes until you've gained some levels and unlocks. Don't try to complete a map before starting the next, CHIMPS isn't something you can jump into without knowing what you're doing.
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play co op
GCXGWX
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>>722514967
>Rear Power
Anal? He sure looks like a monkey that just found out he's about to get entirely too much monkey penis in his monkey butt
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>>722514967
poor monkey, you will be missed
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>>722508912
Oh
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>>722502961
this really is a gay ass pose
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>>722507667
x
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>>722517598
>the imitation
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>>722517738
>>722517598
i mean, they're both just based off the same original image
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>>722518105
>standing on the track
>fumbling darts
>letting all the bloons pass
STOP MONKEYING AROUND
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>>722518375
>pass
Poor, naive anon.
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>>722518867
are you implying they're just floating there, mocking him by being merely present?
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>>722519152
it means that they're floating towards him to rape the free dart monkey
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>>722519732
oh
monkey rape bad, please no monkey rape
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Glussy bump
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Which hero gives the best thighjobs?
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>it's another blooner hivemind sees the number 10 and freaks out episode
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>>722521438
Churchill
He always has a cock between his thighs when on the field, it's why he doesn't get out of the tank
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>>722521551
I wasn't looking at the thread, I just saw the cute druids and posted them
Not going to wait for some stupid reason
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>>722521648
I kneel
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>>722521648
Based



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