wahoo (deep wii remake voice)
wahee?
join the slopnoa revolution today
>>722326387StopSloppingKlonoa
>>722328129yumy pencil
>>722326387Quit sloppin' around!
>>722329589I can't stop!
>>722329663This made me expel air out of my nose
Ruining this thread with glowfiggers!
>>722330619See >>722330139
NAF or IAF?
Tonight on Klonews! Klonoa's bulge is rather large, fact or fiction? Only one way to find out.
>AI slop>Ritualposting>People wanting to fuck the main character>Zero game discussionMmm yes, the /v/ special, my favorite.
>>722330913Why GAF?Wouldn't be the only game that Namco has been involved producing where the world isn't totally real if it was the intent. So it invalidates any arguments that insists it it has to be an extrospective dream instead of an introspective one.Eternal Sonata most likely uses Jungian concepts to frame the narrative as there aren't any alternatives other than Freud. Which well when it comes to Freud he had a completely different idea how this shit worked.
>>722331197There's that autist that freaks out when he sees ideas he doesn't like. That counts as game discussion.
>>722330985Ah, yes. My favorite spinoff, Klonoa Babies!
>>722331745i like that one autist that calls the games for babies, then says that he should be in smash, then deletes his posts
>>722331825It's the logical way to revive a dead franchise.
>>722331892>It's the logical way to revive a dead franchise.Just put little Klonoa in pampers and the franchise (and maybe gaming as a whole) is saved.
how long until a Saudi oil baron buys Bamco just to revive Klonoa?
>>722331825But Klonoa already wears diapers
>>722332171True, but we have yet to know about his early childhood.
>>722332142What if a this oil baron funds projects just to sow division?
>>722325665British Klonoa my beloved
>>722332278We already know that backstory. He's a dream golem created by Jewpoe
>>722331197I don't have the strength to lift a pencil. Please forgive me.
>>722332419I'm talking about his backstory before he met Huepow. Also Huepow isn't a god, he doesn't create shit.
>>722332895He just woke up in a forest like Noddy.
Start posting or I'll drop more slop!
>>722331849>i like that one autist that calls the games for babies, then says that he should be in smashJust to beat him up?
>>722331197I don't see any ritualposting so I'll rectify that.This month is the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
>>722334309>>722333991
>>722333667STOP SLACKING OFF!
wahoo bitches
>>722336067Klonoa is evolving!
Halloween in Lunatea
>>722336189>Huepow doesn't have a costumeWhat a party pooper!
>>722336067yes klopac i will get you outta dat wack ass crystal prison
Nobody cares about huepow
>>722336441lying cunt
>>722336747I repeat! I care about Huepow because he's a lying cunt!
>>722333991I still don't know who this guy is and im not clicking those links to find out
>>722338625Actor from the most famous boomer sitcom.
I have gotten ONE, yes 1, ONE deliver from a drawfag of macro klonoa and I'm truly appreciative of them for doing so.if you'll excuse me now as I banish myself to the rightful layer of hell that I'm stationed for.
>>722338625some faggot docs in hollywood sold drugs to a faggot actor in hollywood, and now the doctors and the actor are ruined
>>722331745> There's that autist that freaks out when he sees ideas he doesn't likeWho? That could be literally anyone
You all told me to stop posting slop... I heard you all.
Huepow is kind of an asshole.
>>722340183https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaWYxPbf9S0
>>722334309I want to him
>>722338828pick a random number from 1 to 50.
>>72234050937?
>>722340692
>>722340219Fat Klonoa, my beloved...
>>722340908what a shame, I'm slightly reminded of the time I nearly got a god tier get but was denied due to a moderating shoehorning it personally.
>>722340219I'd rather see poorly drawn fats over slop, yes
>>722341257You're not getting that. Soon all popular media will be AI slop.Saudis will buy Bandai Namco and make all the games slop. Klonoa 3 will not be fat! It will be slop....also who cares about what you want? You're a faggot anyway.
>>722341595AI is currently too stupid to program games right now, it won't happen until 2112 and by then the world population will be filled with nothing but furry cyborgs or something. Klonoa 3 will be fat.
>>722342213It's not going to do everything by itself. They'll just fire everyone and let a janitor do all the prompting.He will do it for free.
>>722341595I can guarantee if arabs bought Namco, they would not give a single shit about Klonoa, they would randomly see it in the pile of IPs and go "the fuck is this shit?"
I do kinda wonder about the GBA game hitting the Nintendo Classics app. Its not like the GBA game was a particularly noteworthy GBA title, so someone at Namco must have initiated that. Now does that mean more thought is being put into Klonoa right now. Testing public opinion on the character and play style? Going to shoot for another remaster/re-envisioning like Shadow Labyrinth?
>>722343920More reason to give it the AI slop treatment. Every IP should be working to generate passive income.
>>722343920>they wouldn't give a single shit about some literal who franchisehe doesn't know...
Enough about AI, how's Klonoa's good boy points bank doing?
>>722344670not goodtoo much AI recently
>>722341257I got something much better than that.
>>722344864Oh shit! I think we need get Kirby and Sybil to help that autistic manchild or else he'll go bankrupt again!
>>722325665Isn't this the inflation game?
>>722347156Why do people tend to associate Klonoa with inflation when Kirby does it way more but nobody ever calls Kirby "the inflation game"
>>722347156What's with Namco and inflation? Dig Dug, Klonoa, anything else I'm missing?
>>722347412Nintendo can do no wrong.
>>722347537Meme-man
DJ Klonoa!
only klonoa game i played was volleyball on ps1. italian dub
>>722344670He’s running low. He’s gotta earn some more by servicing me.
>>722347412Kirby inflates himself, but Klonoa inflates others.
CIA plant
Klonoa! Stop acting so…zesty…
>>722350817She ain’t even glowing in this pic!
>>722350743Oh yeah? Explain this!
>>722350924That's something Lolo would say.
>>722351142YWNBAP
>>722350843i miss pilz_moos
>>722325665>>722326372>klonoa wahee>klonoa wahoo>klonoa waha>klonoa ha-ha
klonoa pawsi am not good at paws lmao
>>722351638Would tickle
>>722325665Does he..? You know...
>>722351638DO!NOT! THE! KLONOA!I will slop! I MEAN IT!
>>722352103SLOPPER NO SLOPPINGSLOPPER NO SLOPPINGSLOPPER NO SLOPPING
>>722353308Stop being so gay!
wahoo
rest in peace matthew perry
The Playstation changed the way we game. There were consoles that could do 3D previously like the 3DO but this was the first time it became really affordable. Sony was able to create a great loop with this. The cheaper price meant a larger install base, which encouraged more games to be developed for it, which then led to even more people jumping on. But there were a lot of reasons to develop for this thing, it wasn't just a jump in technology, it radically changed the industry. It really was an exciting time, with the sound capabilities and larger storage space, Capcom would experiment with different approaches to voice acting in almost every game with mixed results. And Square would release Final Fantasy 7, which raised the bar when it came to scope and storytelling. For the first time, developers felt free from the limitations that had previously crippled them. This excitement was felt by Namco, they released Ridge Racer on launch, so you know they were really excited about this thing. They'd keep going and push dogfights to a new level with Ace Combat, revolutionize 3D fighting with Tekken, and continue to iterate on Ridge Racer. While this is happening, Hideo Yoshizawa was hanging out in the offices and decides he wants to make a new video game for the Playstation. An action platformer with the presentation quality of an RPG. Yoshihiko Arai worked on drawings until they settled on this one, and the game was developed with a lot of the same team who did Wagan Paradise for the SNES, even reusing some enemy designs to create Klonoa: Door to Phantomile.
>>722338828
>>722356085forgot your image
>>722356159i didnt know moon had a blonde twin with hair
>>722338828I got one drawfag to made me a fat futa Klonoa.
Klonoa: Whore of Phantomile
>>722357854Did Lolo and that Moo just shit out blood?
To whoever commissioned all the wind cockring art that is now on all the boorus: Fuck you.
>>722357854This is the only time I've seen a Moo emote ever.
>>722358965nosebleed
This Youtooz plushie concept of Klonoa just hit 1,400 votes and is currently the third-highest-voted community design on the site. I've already done my part, what about you?https://community.youtooz.com/design/249
>>722359903imagine the scalper market
>>722360004I will be preordering a few of their plushies once BanNam gives the green light for a Klonoa line. If they can add Guntz and Pango plushies to it, then I'll have a proper Golden Trio
>>722356141well that makes it two, if it really counts as a request, and all I have to say is that this'll be the first gay macro image I'll ever save thanks to you, I hope you don't ever go gayer than this and make klonoa smooch that poor small innocent bastard or do other ungodly things that you can imagine.FUCK THAT'S CUTE AND I HATE THAT IT'LL NEVER BE REAL.it's going into my folder.
>>722357854Klonoa is a tranny...
>>722340219*BBRAAAAAAAAAPPP*
>>722333975He wants to pound Klonoa while he moans with a British accent.
Klonoa should have been a pig and his favorite food should have been slop.
>>722362871Just no, unless it's maybe a Tepig. Normal pigs get turned into bacon.
>>722362871they already made a game about yo mama
>>722360835thank you i am very flattered and i will work harder to make klonoa even cuter and gayer
>>722364779that's good then, make sure to spoil some other anons at some points whenever the chance arrives for them, I don't want to feel like I'm hogging all the fun having someone go out of their way for me and my stupid fetish.just thinking aloud, now that I'm looking closely at the size image you've done you really gave klonoa some defined hips, that aside I'll be imagining klonoa taking that anon for a ride on him as he goes around that town in the background and totally getting into really awkward situations where he get accidently plasters his bulge against them trying to squeeze through some tight spaces.god's speed to you.
I'm here to say I love my wife lolo
>>722365293>klonoa some defined hipsi wanted a fat butt but i went a little overboardperhaps >I don't want to feel like I'm hogging all the funnice of you but i wouldnt worry too much about it,i have been drawing klonoa for years at this point with various bodytypes/faces and fetishes so i am pretty sure everyone got atleast something from it
If you're going to slop Klonoa, make him at least giant sized and crushing a building under his paws or something. I can't fap to anything else.
>>722367232Chubby bastard!
>>722357721Imploring you to share
>>722367232>i wanted a fat butt but i went a little overboardI honestly don't mind because again, it's cute and I mean really cute, you could've made klonoa even bigger for all I care and sprinkled that cute-ification to it and I would've been heads over heels.the irony is that I'm the same person who asked you if you were degenerate enough to draw macro klonoa from months prior, I still do remember what the image was but I've got say that the one you did now is probably the best.if I'm ever so bold and the chance ever comes again then I'm personally going to ask you to straight up draw full view klonoa macro growth without a slick of restraint just because you draw a cute klonoa, just kidding I just love seeing drawfags doing what they do, you appeal to my sizefag preferences which is why I'm typing like such a faggot, kudos to you.
>>722367687Enjoy! https://files.catbox.moe/6u9ozb.jpg
>>722350946
>>722361725GAME!
>still aliveSo based…
>>722366339Sadly, my only problem with her is she's not a cabbit.
>>722351918Does he WHAT? Be specific
>>722371447I like her as she is personally, I don't like to get hung up on cut content or changed ideas for games since it's easy to be biased in that sense of wonder, of what could have been. That said, concept lolo is cute, she could be real if only more people would draw her that way.
Cabbit sex with Klonoa (no homo)
crossover with digimon
>>722371447monkees are funnee though
>>722371447A friend of mine on Discord and I came up with the idea that this is what the "real-world" equivalent of Lolo looks like. It's complicated, and our headcanon about Dreamwalking started off as the idea that one's soul can serve as a metaphorical "key" to the various "doors" of dream worlds and other territory among the astral plane and then we started from a more foundational level per se of a broader magic/power system. If you want me to further clarify and elaborate, just say the word.
>>722374743>A friend of mine on DiscordYou definitely do Klonoa themed ERP with him you queer
>>722375008ERP?
>>722375192Don’t play dumb you little fruitcake
>>722375495No, seriously, I'm out of the loop
>>722376105You must be underaged in which case you’re gay by default anyway so…
Klonoa’s pronouns are they/them
>>722378456Klonoa is not genderless. And there's only one Klonoa, not two.
>>722378750How about we compromise and say his pronouns are he/they?
Evil lolo laughing and mocking me then feeling bad about it and hugging me
>>722378903Even if Klonoa was a troon (misgendering allowed), he would still be transphobic because he knows he's a guy and he will keep his penis to remind you he was a guy. Klonoa is just one dude, not a group of people.
>>722379459Based
>>722379280Me laughing and mocking Klonoa then feeling bad about it and hugging him
Bedtime with Klonoa!
>>722380501I’m so fucking tired I need a Klonoa to snuggle rn
Cuddlenoa
>>722367418I'll make him tinier than a flea.
>>722371447Neither is Klonoa.
>>722381538What is he then smartass?
>>722381887a cat, not a tranimal
>>722381538Klonoa thinks you need a brain transplant.
>>722382048>not a tranimalNigga cats are THE tranimal. They’re literally responsible for transgenderism via toxoplasmosis
>>722382106he's(you're) wrong
>>722382205Don't be mad. Klonoa can't transmit anything to you.
>>722382386I caught chlamydia from him tho
>>722373778Cabbage sex
>>722382490He lied. He wasn't Klonoa.
>>722356085On the surface, Klonoa seems like the kind of game that was made directly for me
>>722356069I’m confused, did David Bowie jerk off to Klonoa too?
>>722382707a shallow person would think that
>>722328129making slop is cheaper than a pencil
>>722328129Klonoa in particular is full of designs that are meant to be easy to draw. Slopping it up just doesn't make sense to me.
>>722382904It’s literally not. do you have any idea how much energy your slop wastes?
Remember, Klonoa only visits people that take all the vaccines and don't question Digital ID.
>>722383228tThats like saying that free healthcare is wasteful. It's not because its free.
>>722383149I wouldn't give my Klonoa drawings to you for free. Fuck you.Slop however.
there are black holes..
I think I'll make a DtP prequel where Huepow prompts Klonoa into existence. Huepow will be hand drawn.
>>722383228@GrokIs this true?
>>722383329he never said that
>>722383826There are black people.
>klonoar thread still up
>>722384294Built for me_
Let's go make some slop!Let's go make some slop! Oh baby!Let's go make some slop!Let's go make some slop! Oh baby!Come on, let's go make some slop!
>>722384551
>>722384576artists are mostly left wing, that alone makes slopping ethical
>>722384885Lefties breathe air too.
>>722384982they will pay for that too
>>722384885>>722385073ok but i hate slop
>>722385204good, you will see more in the future
>>722383419Yes and?
>>722385316>goodno its not
>>722385374If I make slop with my GPU and you game on your PS5. I'm not being wasteful, you're just being a hypocrite.
>>722385737I’m just saying the electricity needed to generate slop costs more than a pencil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y63r2dar8ZM
>>722385432You will never be a real artist.At best you will feed the slop machine.
The sexiest thread on /v/
>>722385905y so mean
>>722385801The food that you burn through while making your drawings costs more than the electricity.
>>722385945>sexiesthow??
>>722386015Jokes on you. Artists don’t eat.
>>722386153They should eat a dick.
Pumping Klonoa with hundreds of gallons of slop
>>722386206
>>722385951better than being nice to bad people
>>722386251Uh based
>>722386251Liquid AI slop, now there's a concept.
>>722386359artists arnt bad people tho??
>>722386429If we believe that anon who said most artists are leftists, then you’re wrong
>>722386506>mostmost dont rlly care
>>722386429Of course nice people would try to guilt you about protecting the climate, instead of being honest about why they hate AI.I don't like liars.
>>722386641ok but im not a liar
if i gotta slop to get klonoa art drawn, then i'll slopsimple as
>>722386732must be everyone else, but not you then
heated AI debate on /v/lonoa, which side are you on?
>>722386920stealing
>>722386920thenot liking slopbutnot caring abt politicsside
>>722386920klonoaghadius is a femto wannabe
>>722386920AIslop badLoads and loads of cabbit boyslop good
>>722386920Artists are Klonoa and Ghadius is AI btw.
>>722386046Because there's no Meowscarada thread.
>>722387163u rly like cats huh?
>>722387047This, only legit Lux art is good enough. Don't accept a counterfeit neckless Klonoa.
>>722387163>klonoa and meowscaradahi shaolin bones
>>722387106faggot opinions don't count
I need more art of her
>>722387359so no Klonoa fan's opinion matters then?
>>722387415kek
>>722387384This, except for Tat
>>722387126Ghadius did nothing wrong.
>>722387497He woke up
>>722387384need more art of her and Klonoa making love in the bed passionately.
>>722387384You're not even worthy of slop.
>>722387558>str8 babymaking lovemeh
>>722387415You think we should listen to people like JoCat?
>>722387610what?
>>722387662this is why you deserve all this slop
>>722387610how could you?!
>>722387743thats right
>>722387558>klonoa>making lovethat's my job
>>722387768
>>722387842we all know you have monkey hands, anon.
I like slop and Nvidia stocks.
>>722387914thats what you get for being a pig
>>722388007um??im not tho?
>>722388076I heard oinking.
>>722387718I like kemoshotas!Pretty kitty shotas!
>>722388310cudnt be me
>>722388418like them?orlike-like them??
>>722388501Heroes Klonoa is such a chode
How did the lyrics of "Stepping Wind" go again?
>>722388536Like-like-like them. As in I want to kiss them and breed them all night long!
>>722388543thats from a rhythm game you autist.
>>722325665I need to have sex with this boy.
>>722389015This is illegal you know
>>722388664There is no Klonoa rhythm game you liar. It's the Heroes version of Klonoa anyway, my point stands.
>>722325665what happened to mascot gaming
>>722387384>Water park>she never puts on a swimsuitI was mad back in 2001 and still am.
>>722386920I can draw all the gay Klonoa cub smut I want, but I also like to generate shit in AI.I am an Idort.
Reminder you have the power to say no to your kemoshota lust. You know it's wrong. I was the same as you at one point.
>>722390525>There is no Klonoa rhythm game you liarNo but he was in Taiko no Tatsujin
>>722391218>the moo is all by itselfCruel
>>722391531That's the least of what he deserves
wahee
Wah-slop!
Man: You sit here, dear.Wife: All right.M: Morning!Waitress: Morning!M: Well, what've you got?Wait: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and slop; egg bacon and slop; egg bacon sausage and slop; slop bacon sausage and slop; slop egg slop slop bacon and slop; slop sausage slop slop bacon slop tomato and slop;Indian IT workers (starting to chant): slop slop slop slop...Wait: slop slop egg and slop; slop slop slop baked beans slop slop slop...IT workers (singing): slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop!Waitress: or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and slop.Wi: Have you got anything without slop?Wait: Well, there's slop egg sausage and slop, that's not got much slop in it.W: I don't want ANY slop!M: Why can't she have egg bacon slop and sausage?W: THAT'S got slop in it!M: Hasn't got as much slop in it as slop egg sausage and slop, has it?IT workers: slop slop slop slop (crescendo through next few lines)W: Could you do the egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop then?Wait: Urgghh!W: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like slop!IT workers: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!)Wait: Shut up!IT workers: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!Wait: Shut up! (IT workers stop) Bloody Indians! You can't have egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop.W: I don't like slop!M: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your slop. I love it. I'm having slop slop slop slop slop beaked beans slop slop slop and slop!IT workers (singing): slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!Wait: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.M: Well could I have her slop instead of the baked beans then?Wait: You mean slop slop slop slop... (IT workers drown her words)IT workers (singing): slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop! Good morning saaar! Slop redeem the slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! slop slop!
I bet the Moos did this.
>>722398806No, it was the poos.
Canon neckless!
>>722401265no more slop! post remakes
>>722328129A pencil? No thanks, that's beneath me.
It's so Klonover! The only Klonoa games you will get in the future will all be AI slop garbage!
>>722351638I drew something like this with Nightmare Klonoa once. Klonoa was tiny and under his bulge too.
>>722396303So why is he trapped inside the crystal? Is he transforming into something?
>>722406851It's something that just happens to sexy creatures.
>>722406851He changed into something better inside the crystal.
>>722390238I don't care. I want to blow my load inside him.
>>722409826Your soul will burn!
>>722410010uncensored where
>>722325665can't believe this furry fag ended up more popular than my guy tomba
What if Klonoa, but girl?With wahoobas, as it were?
>>722410279Her boobs should be really big.
>>722410235better writing, cunt
>>722410397lmao
>>722410426>he legit thinks that the guy that wrote DtP thrice didn't do his due diligence because the main character is a catliteral caveman brain
>>722410775calm down retardo, I made a joke. I don't actually hate klonoa.
>>722411081yeah but you're still a literal caveman
post Bandai slopnoa (Pac Man hat sold as DLC)
Lolo is lickable
>>722411713 I meant likable
At least post good slop
>>722412310>just post faggot shitwatch it buddy or I'll start posting frogs
Seductive boy hips
>>722412390Nigga this is faggot shit general
What Sonic is this?
>>722413782>klonoaxklonoaxklonoaweird
Klonoas girlfriend is cute
Im gonna assume the Phanton Reverie series didnt sell too well, right?
>>722413678I want to WAHOO his bulge.
>>722413782So? Not going to post fagslop, simple as.
>>722413941blue sonic
>>722414121And that's a good thing
>>722414779so thats a yes?
>>722411790Sure you did...
>>722409826That's not only illegal but gay too!
I NEED KLONOA BOUNCING ON MY LAP RIGHT NOW!!
>>722416061Wahoo stomps your dick!
>>722412310I love good slop...
Once the page hits 10 I'll post more (derivative) slop. You all have been warned.
I want Klonoa to shoot his slop on me...
>>722416961slop me up daddy
With my map, bag, compass, and my favorite hat (Wahoo!)My pocket with the usual candy, I'm on my way boiling with angerThe opposition prevents me from finding someone (Wahoo!)I'm still waiting to search, and to begin slopping wind!
Sorroew
>>722412310Klonoa's belly button!>>722413678Now Klonoa should get rid of his thong and replace it with something more thick and crinkly.
>>722418580Kill yourself right now
>>722417846>My pocket with the usual candy, I'm on my way boiling with angerWhat kind of candy Klonoa eats anyway?
>>722418784fentanyl
>>722418784Candy flavored klonoamine
>>722418657Klonoa has problems with his bladder and bowels, and his autism is just only the icing on the cum flavored cake that is him.
>>722419153At least the AI got the Pac-Man hat right, well kinda...
>>722419224All the klonoamine gave him irreversible bladder damage!
>>722419690Is this really the real reason why Bandai Namco hasn't started development on Klonoa 3? They're too busy buying diapers and sending them to Klonoa's house!
Wahoo!
>>722420002> They're too busy buying diapers and sending them to Klonoa's houseThey send them to Klonoa’s homeless shelter. He can’t afford a house, he hasn’t had a job in 20 years
>>722421916The hobo of your dreams.
>>722410181there isnt one
>>722325665Klonoa has it pretty good with 2 fairly solid platformers, along with the seemingly decent gba platformers and spinoffs. He doesnt really have any games that are less than good.
>>722422474True. I mean even when he had new games, he still didn’t have a permanent home. He just wandered from dream to dream like a vagrant
The kemoshota beach volleyball genre is an untapped gold mine
>>722421916He was homeless until he got his job back at Bandai Namco. Right now he just lives in a appartement that is mostly payed by Japan's government and some times Bamco.
>>722423308Klonoa deserves gibs
>>722423017Klonoa Heroes is kind of mid.
>>722423078There's a time gap between DtP and LV. We don't know shit really. Except that he probably got better after LV.
>>722423957> There's a time gap between DtP and LVEnough time that he became legal you think?
Still up
>>722425801Both the thread and my dick
>>722424747no
I don't get Bamco sometimes, everyone who made both Klanoa games is still at the studio, they clearly still have love for this franchise. But they do fuck all with it If this were a Sucker Punch situation and said they don't give a shit, it'd be one thing. But they clearly do, but do nothing anyway.Why?
I want to meet a klonoafag friend so bad…
>>722426795Wahoo boy doesn't make enough dosh and makes Mr. CEO man's wallet really really tight. So tight that it make's Klonoa's hole seem loose.
>>722426970You're goona get the Klonoafag that disagrees with you on everything about the franchise. Even Klonoa's neck status.
>>722426970>meetToo bad we're all fat, ugly, lonely balding terminally online middle aged men who never leave the house, or maybe your dreams could have come true.
>>722427271I can tolerate disagreement about every topic except for Lolo’s fig status
>>722427396Then I'm going to be your best friend. Heh.. heh...
>>722427208I that I understood everything this post said
>>722426795Taking care of a autistic cabbit like Klonoa is very hard.
>>722427883I know something else that’s very hard heh heh…
>>722426795Not enough people bought the remaster
>>722428094Not enough people HATE the demaster. You stupid fucking cucks who know it’s garbage but bought it anyway need to fucking die. You didn’t vote for new Klonoa games with your wallet, you just voted for more shitty demasters
>>722427970>I know something else that’s very hard heh heh…If you say your mom, you're fired!
>>722421916Good, it means Klonoa is not in a position to refuse my advances.
>>722426970post penis
>>7224285217 inches length 5.5 inches girth. Uncut (like Klonoa)
>>722428247What's wrong with it?
>>722428647Your mom
>>722428684>>722428346
>>722428647It made Klonoas arms blue
>>722426970Where are you friend?
What draws you to this franchise when it has been unalive forever?
I love Klonoa theories!
>>722429008The writing feels like a fairy tale in a good way.
>>722428873UT
>>722429091NAF
>>722429205Untamed Tards?
>>722429232Hey, just take solace in the obvious cope here. There's a several year time gap between the two games.
the thread is still upso this is power of klonoa and cute furry boys...
>>722429205I don't know where that is.
>>722429256“Untamed” mentioned. Posting Klonoamusic https://youtu.be/S1XwmILHOYk
>>722429335This thread isn't the only thing that's up.
>>722429335Thanks to my slop-posting. I was holding the torch when nobody was posting.
>>722429357If you don’t know then it doesn’t matter. I’ll never ever ever find a Klonoafriend who lives near me…
>>722429439There's more threads?
>>722429479Tell me! How can you know if you never tell others where you are!
>>722429449Drawfags and slopfags united by their love of Klonoa. Beautiful…
>>722429357Urinal Town, the most popular Roblox game.
>>722427358In a dream, we can do everything we want toThere's nowhere I'd rather be but here with youThe stars above light the way only for you and II'm so glad I've found the one I've been looking for!
>>722429536He's in La-Lakoosha.La la land in other words.
>>722429971why is klonoa dressed like mario
>>722429971I can tolerate the slop art, but the slop poems NEED to stop I’m not kidding
>>722430159It's from a SEGA game you mong.
>>722430305Even worse…
>>722429971can you make a slop with the cabbit doing the shia lebouf dreams rant?
>>722429008It has a good amount of fetish art
>>722430745other kemoshota brands have alot more tho?
>>722430390I respect your opinion, actually I don't. lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biw2V00-FNo&list=RDBiw2V00-FNo&start_radio=1
“There is a forgotten dream. Was it a dream I can't remember? Or a dream I won't remember? Have I forgotten the dream, or has the dream forgotten me? But surely, there was a dream...” —Introduction, Klonoa 2: Lunatea's VeilThis lets me interpret the game freely. Therefore figment.
>>722431246you're a dream dreamer
>>722430920There's always room to overlap
Wahee!
>>722432572
>>722432890Is Tails showing Klonoa his manboobs?
Kielbasa
>>722432982Showing Klonoa his big poofy diaper
>>722433231Okay, now that's kino.
>>722336189>lolo isn't cowering in fearFake
>>722433705>>722433231ew
>>722433705That's the expression Klonoa makes when Tails moves Klonas hand to be on his crinkly soft pamp
>>722433817At least he's not making Klonoa eat his own shit.
Oh hey, a thread!What's goin on in he->>722433231>>722433986
Total diaperfag torture and death
Klonoa making a Clone-oa of himself through Mitosis
>>722434524Mootosis
I could be posting the recommended images that appear below the slop I generate... but what if I just don't.
mmm... slop
Garlen? More like Gaylen! LMAO!
>>722434726On the 12th day of Christmas my boywife gave to me12 sloppy ‘Noas
>>722435296*1st day I’m retarded
>>722431246>gay poem therefore gay theoryMakes sense
>>722435346Actually yes 12th day I’m double retarded
>>722435346>>722435768
>>722435459Are you calling the entire game gay?
>>722435346>>722435768So retarded he looped back around to being a genius....
>>722436116No just the gay poem, the gay theory, and the gay logic you use to glue them together.
>>722434960Does this fucker even have any fans? I literally have never seen anybody draw him.
>>722436183Why would you put a gay poem in a non gay game. You're not making much sense here.
>>72243529611 Sorrows sobbing
>>722436260why would eggman from temu have fans?
>>722431416I hope Klonoa dreams about my dick.
>>722436260He's a dollar store Eggman.
>>722436524thts kinda gay anon
Here’s the hard truth you just aren’t willing to accept: the reason Klonoa games are unsuccessful is because Klonoa just exudes gay energy, even if he’s not really gay. He’s like Patrick Stewart
>>722436838tummy..
>>722436950Man Lunatea's Veil sure is gay.
>>722436990Lunatea’s Veil, more like Klonoa’s bridal veil he will wear on the day I marry him and then play him and breed him deep on the night of our wedding, filling his klussy to the brim with my seed
>>722437209*plap him
>>722436183Couldn't have done it without my GOAT.
>>722435985I like that one can't see his face.
I don't want to fuck Klonoa.
>>722437754First Jung, now Nietzsche. These games are so deep :)
>>722437892This but also with some controlled horniness towards the funny cabbit.We need more cute and fluffy scrunklies with tragickino games and an abundance of fantastical whimsy
>>722437983Jung piggybacked on Nietzsche's writing, as did Freud. There's your connection.
>>722437892No good opinion has ever been associated with this stupid picture you fucking retard
>>722438194trvth nvke
I’d like to break my dick off in that ass of his
Required reading for all Klonoa theorists
>>722437892u sure?
>>722439083No, this is just for garbage like Elden Ring.
>>722439186NTA and I do want to fuck Klonoa, but I don’t like this pic because it’s tranny coded
>>722439237most coders are trannies nowadays
>>722439315Explains why all software has become so horrifically shitty in recent years
>>722325665I have remake fatigue
>>722439237it has yellow in theredont worry abt it
>>722439425The yellow stands for Super Straight and Super Gay right?
>>722439343Yeah, software constantly hangs itself nowadays.
I have sex fatigue Talk about video games, not sex
>>722439524>unstable>crashes>hangs>can't reproduce>collects and sends your private data to its corporate overlordsall software is trannies confirmed
>>722439649ok donewat game?
>>722437983Even shitty stories use Jung to frame the narrative. It doesn't necessarily always imply depth or quality.
>>722439864Klonoa Queeroes
>>722439864Uhhh I see boyseed…
>>722440749Now make him hold the textbook for the OTHER school of Klonoa discussion
>>722440815>OTHER school of Klonoa discussionwdym?
>>722440815
>>722439186I can see his belly button outline in those clothes. I need him so bad.
>>722441307Turn that frown upside down :)
>>722441038Penis. Not meaning. Someone post it. I don’t have it I’m phoneposting right now
>>722441038>>722442287
>>722351638gotta have more klo paws
NEED KLONOATUMMY RIGHT NOW IM NOT KIDDING
>>722443223Your wish is my command.
Is Klonoa cut or uncut?
>>722443468cunt
>>722443223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpMZVE3amLEHE NEEDS TUM TUM TUM TUM TUMS
>>722443347NOT LIKE THAT
>>722440749>>722441307>>722444379Do Klonoa at a autism awareness event.
Klonoa Katurday
>>722444379Who is this mysterious masked man?
this thread makes me never want to associate with Klonoa again I love the games but this is so fucking disgusting
>>722447371Why is /v/ full of bitches like this?
>>722447371It's a Klonoa thread on /v/, what do you expect?
>>722447371How can you call yourself a Klonoa fan if you don't want to shove your face in his crotch?
>>722447590he's talking about all the slop
>>722447659It is pretty disgusting
>>722447659There's nothing wrong with slop every now and then. Like Taco Bell or McDonald's after a night of drinking.
>muh slopY'all faggots worse than boomers when the Internet became popular. In ten years everything will be slop, adapt or turn into a bitter jaded outcast.
>>722447869It's not real slop unless its served in a trough.
>>722448004Ok. Bitter jaded outcast it is.
>>722448004I'm playing both sides thoughbeit.
>>722448004>t. pig
>>722448004Is it really jaded to not want every piece of content you interact with be entirely made by a soulless glorified algorithm trying to predict what it has been recommended that you'd like?
>>722448647Spoken like a true boomer incapable of changing with the times.
>>722448647That's been gaming since 2015
>>722448004(you)
>>722448647>back in my day we used to roll a hoop with a stick down the road, not sit inside playing these stupid video games
>>722448971Are you implying Klonoa threads could possibly be any worse?
>>722448971This is just current year gaming. At least the slop machine doesn't actively hate me.
>>722449225I mean for /v/ standards it's pretty tame, so I'll take it.
>only now do some realize that, even with AI, /v/'s insatiable lust for Klonoa is truly insatiable
>>722449765AI can never satiate, it is only emptiness
>>722449862I disagree, some of my biggest loads of the last year were from images I generated myself. It's only going to get better with time, and I'm all for it.
>>722448971Pretty much. I don't like AI generated content too.
>>722449997Some of my biggest loads of the last year were from actually having sex with a human being you fucking loser
>bump limitwe fucking won
>>722449862Shut, I can finally have all the femcario without titties I want, and also Gatomon. Even when everything is going to shit there's some joy to be found.
Post it.
>>722450419How fat and bald was he?
>>722450419>klonoaposter telling others to have sexBig laffo.
>>722450618
>>722450419Hitler found joy in other things than sex, so should you.
The Assassination of Klonoa W. Phantomile
>>722450848so we need shotamphetamine to go with kemomine and klonoapin
>>722450952kek
>>722450952Coca Cola is enough.
>>722450419I need to ask permission from my wife's boyfriend first. He's a bit protective.
Have Klonoa sex
>>722451256>>722326387
>>722450774Here's the full version of that image.
>>722451325Based
slop
>>722451795boyslop
It's black and white but I still consider that image above the best image of Klonoa wearing briefs, his underwear looks detailed and there is some humor with Tat and Lolo arguing about boxers or briefs (or something), it looked great for its time and many years later, it's still art that looks really nice. It's black and white but it looks nice and detailed, it's also a little funny.
Pleasant dreams...
