ITT: Character humiliation
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>>722327551amazing how anything trashing SJW shit gets met with BBC and CP spam
>>722327551>fridge-sama spare me AIIEEEEThe absolute state of capecucks
>>722328121I posted a cute Miku thread the other day and a bot spammed it with that shit. I hope the faggot responsible is handcuffed and kicked in the back of the knee before being shot execution in the head execution style.
>>722327551>sperhuman reflexes>an inbrain enemy alarm>superhuman strenght>somehow couldn't dodge a direct front attack and M(an) J(aw) was quick enough to shield him>still gets mogged by a fridgeholy fucking shit these activist disguised as game developers can't write shit, the writing is so pretentious just notice how the actual objective of that boss fight is called "Help M(an) J(aw) save herself" meanwhile Symbiote Peter's objective by spider-nog side was a simple "Remove the Symbiote from Peter"
>>722330140While you are right about most of that, the enemy alarm doesn't work on Venom.
>>722330215He's literally looking right at Venom when he attacks. Even without spidey sense he should have better reflexes than fucking MJ
>>722330215but c'mon man, it was a front attack not even a hidden tentacle attack from behind even without the spider sense he could have reacted by grabbing Man Jaw and jump to any of the sides
>>722327551I thought this was a big moment going by all the shitposting about it but when I finally watched that cutscene Peter shakes it off immediately afterwards.
>>722330140I remember not even seeing these kinds of threads yet and watching clips of the game, and even just as a casual spiderman fan being confused as to why not only would mj jump in the way… to save her superhero bf, but why Peter couldn’t just fling the fridge off, or dodge venoms attack.
>in the first game Gordon defeats military soliders, trained assassins, aliens, Eldritch God>second game starts with him being EMASCULATED as a mixed race woman saves him from death because he was too weak to fight off the weakest goons with batons while he takes them out unarmed in seconds then smirks at you over your body
dude can pull a fucking running train but god forbid he gets hit by a fridge
>>722330636It was a different time...
>>722330867FERNS
>>722330636>>722330832The stupidest part is that this is totally feasable, it's not an asspull. It's established that Peter is significantly stronger than any normal human IN THE MOVIE.Did they establish that Peter has a weakness or allergy to refrigerators or something?
>>722330867>racemixing is not woke nowlol chuds have no principles, if game from childhood then not woke. If game after 2014 then woke!
>>722330618I never got this one. They established that some people (eg Drake) are much more capable than others (the hundreds of professional criminals and soldiers Drake murders). These capabilities are not exclusively tied to physical attributes; Drake isn't super impressive physically and he easily beats bigger and stronger enemies by the dozens.Drake is obviously an exceptional individual. Why is it so unbelievable that another, even more exceptional individual (the strong independent woman who beat Drake and whoever) could exist?
>>722331041The cutscenes runs in the hardest mode
>>722331121>I never got this one.Neurological issue
>>722327551>Insomniacfags thought Snoy Peter can beat OG PeterKWAB Comic Peter is several times stronger than Miles who jobbed to Norman btw. Comic Peter would snap Insomniac Peter like a fucking twig. See pic related, and it's confirmed that he's going to get stronger.
https://youtu.be/yh2kvcMp5EE?si=44ZOJlF86Iju4xMY
>>722331350Chuds call alyx cute while they call better looking girls ugly like aloyThe power of nostalgia
spidey could avoid the fridge with spidey sense or with super speed catch himself with a leg and overpower the fridge with his back and stop it in its tracks. to do even rmeotely damage the fridge should be heavy, in metal, full of stuff and throw extremely hard and fast be a character with superpowersnot that the women who made this game would care about any of this
>>722330631>while armed to the teeth and powered by a low profile power armour with morphine up the ass the entire time.
>>722331552I wonder if the people they base the faces off of get mad when they make them uglier later on.I'd be pissed if I let them use my likeness and they just turn me into an ambiguous race goblin
>>722331670Shadowlands was a humiliation ritual for the entire playerbase
>>722331723Alyx was powered by nothing and yet took out multiple armed guards, whats gordons excuse if an unarmed woman can do that
>>722331815Gordon is a nerd in power armour, what part of that didn't you noticed? Gordon's only fight happens after he suits up and gets powered up by the HEV suit.Unsuit late for work Gordon would've been pounded by the HECU in seconds too.
>>722330867She's hot as fugg, tho'...
>Tech Demo 2>Tech Demo: VRlol who cares?
>>722327551the whole fight with Scream was really fucking bad.>GRAAAARR PETER YOU DON'T WASH THE DISHES ENOUGH>I'M SORRY MJ, I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH, YOU'RE MORE AMAZING THAN SPIDERMANlike what?>>722331121It's just silly because we know what Nathan is capable of in gameplay. He's already superhuman by all measures. He's always been a brawler though so it's excusable he gets mostly beat by some woman who actually knows how to fight technically, I guess. At least in action movies terms even if in real life terms his forearms alone must be strong enough to blast nadine into the sun
>>722331873>I knew leftists were bad at arguing>says as he uses a cherrypicked image chuds used a million times that had a fiseye lens camera effect in one scene>this apparently looks worse than a mixed race black woman which chuds say they hate both black women and race mixing but love alyxlol literally NO principles. Its just old good new bad
>>722331956So white men are physically weaker than black women, thanks for agreeing White boi needs a power armor just to match ip
>>722332264Gordon's a bitch that needs power armour, Barnie and Andrian carved their way through Black Mesa with just ballistic vests.After getting suit up, Alyx become a glorified door opener for Gordon, with the morphine crazed man single handly dismantling the combine presence on Earth.
>>722332367>Didn’t read.You clearly did but you pretend you didn't cause you couldn't think of a counter argument and are now trying to end the discussion
>>722332389>Alyx become a glorified door opener for GordonWrong she holds her own without power armor and she advances the plot while you follow her commands
>>722327551obligatoryhttps://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>722327624He was a jew so it's okay
>>722332703Who cleaned an entire antlion nest, GordonWho shot been in ass with a energy ball, GordonWho shot down several combine choppers and transport vehicles, GordonWho rally raced striders and shoved MAGNUSSUS BALLS inside their asses so they could explode, GordonFor twenty years the resistance just sat around getting genocided, the Gordon came and fixed everything.If anything HL2 is a accurate representation of a marriage, woman lingers around complaining while the man does all the heavy lifting.
>>722332865Funny you always have to post fanart cause you know in-game she is ugly, but glad to see chuds support race mixing now. In 20 years the right wing will support trans rights but not robot rights
>>722331121women are legitimately and unironically, laughably weak, only after years of training and an absurd amount of steroids will they become comparable to non-steroid enhanced men with 1-3 years of training in the upper body (one’s reaction to steroids is ALSO genetic)Not only is Nathan Drake very physically capable and experienced, but Nadine Ross’s physique is not nearly large enough to imply substantial enough steroid usage (or really any at all) to manhandle Nathan alone, let alone Nathan AND his brother simultaneously. Also as an aside if Nadine DID take enough steroids (which would probably ultimately still leave her weaker than Nathan), she would look like a balloon animal due to her bulging muscles on a small frameremember, in ALL physical fields there is explicitly a women’s league but NO men’s league, instead the “men’s” league is a league where anyone can compete (but women effectively can’t compete with men so it becomes defacto a men’s league)this combination of factors made Nadine a painfully forced woman strong charactert gymrat that got a little depressed when he strength mogged a decade+ experienced gym woman on day 1 because it reminded him of genetic destiny/limitations
>>722333095Looks uglier than woke games like ellie tlou2
>>722333095Fully?
>>722332954You can use that excuse for other games in this threadWho cares refrigerator fell on Spiderman, who beat all the villains? Peter!
>>722331552>model you have to look at vs model you don't get to see for the entire gamehurr de hurr hurr
>>722332848Unironically some jew somewhere got off to this
>>722333324>guiz valve is just small indie company, the have no money to model the main protagonist of the game
>>722333506Post Half Life 2 Gordon and Half Life: Alyx Gordon.
>>722331552kid me never registered her as half black half Asian
>>722333383Obvious projection
>>722333586NTA but who doesn't love chrome Gordon?
>>722334013I never registered Sheva as black in RE5.
>>722327551>Game is a Hate Letter ot the fans
>>722334604oh no no no bros I can't believe they'd do our guy Gordon The Freeman dirty like that!!
>>722331670I too would go crazy if Arthas stopped dicking me
Humiliation ritual
>>722330867It's because her father, a scientist, is black, but her entire personality isn't based on being a stupid fucking bitch. She's a legitimate, competent character. While all new characters are forced stereotypes of what leftist trash thinks the races culture should be.
>>722331121You might as well be making an argument for why Spiderman should be able to beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match. Seems hyperbolic to you, im sure, but from the perspective of most, the question is "why should he?". Why should a woman be able to manhandle Drake? Well, we all know the answer already. The answer is for the sake of pushing female empowering tropes. The problem with that, is that it's top down, and not exactly a natural story telling desire from ALL of humanity. So with that being said, is that compelling enough for me to suspend my disbelief for this fantasy? Or relate to it in any way? Or even dignify its existence? No, not really. It just comes across as obnoxious and grating. Silly, and almost parody at best.
>>722330867Yes, standards change. Gamers at large have been made so sick of le brown representation, that what they once considered benign now tests their patience. Its a reflection of how hard this shit was pushed on us over the last decade.
>>722335370she's hotter on the right though
>>722330140Man I heard the gameplay was way better and having a physics based web swinging for the first time in 20 years sounded great but the writing is so unapologetic shit there’s no way I could ever buy this trash.I just really hate what’s been done to Venom over the last decade too, it sucks ass this is his most recent playable appearance, before that was Marvel Vs Capcom infinite of all things and even before that it was Ultimate Spiderman (good game btw) back on the Original Xbox 2 decades ago, they even used the worst Venom backstory of being a creation of a dark god.I could tolerate MJ looking like shit, I could even tolerate that black hole of personality Miles, I can’t tolerate every sentence written by people that seemingly never had a conversation with another human being in their life outside of a office that’s been fed through a committee thrasher that further removed any semblance of humanity left.Even if you skip every cutscene they force it into every other facet of gameplay so you’d probably have to go full Borderlands 3 and delete the audio files from the game itself, that’s way too much effort for something that should’ve never been a issue.And Sony wanted this game to make 600 Million?Insanity
>>722327551It's meant to be poetic. Spider Man was weak to fire in previous games. In this game he's weak to cold, heavy refrigeration.
>>722332997That's a lot of words I'm not gonna bother reading.
>>722336434He didn't fly so good!Who wants to try next?!
>>722336859Average zoomer attention span
>>722335883Good answer
>>722330631Gordon got jumped by regular military in HL1 and in HL2 he gets jumped by 4 guys without his deus ex machina suit that can eat bullets, he’s eating those electric batons to the head, Gordons a fucking nerd btw, even if you argue the experience he got during HL1 (which is about two days or so) would give him a edge he spent 90% of that time using guns, in close combat he had a crowbar being swung with whatever force the suit could muster.Alyx has been raised by rebels in a environment that teaches you you’re gonna catch a pipe to the skull if you step outta line, I could believe she was taught to defend herself
>>722331350the only place your load goes is into a tissue
>>722330618>>722331121Nathan with his feats would unironically Kill Nadine in one blow irl, not to mention you still need strength to pull fancy moves like moving someones arm behind their back or pushing their head to the wall, Nadine would pretty much bounce off Drake's body or get send flying like the team rocket the moment she tries something>>722332997this, also martial arts and self defence classes are a meme to women since the average man could overpower them making those things useless
>>722335883Now defend gordon freeman being saved by a woman
>>722336859
>>722337732>martial arts and self defence classes are a meme to women since the average man could overpower them making those things uselessYoure right so half life 2 is woke cause Alyx cant beat up those guys in real life :)
>>722327551Can't spiderman web sling an entire car straight into an enemy's face? Why is a fridge too much for him to handle????
>>722327551>Sony game>>722330441>Sony game>>722330618>Sony game
>>722338057Yeah and why can the villians and goons hurt him when they punch him when they are humans and he can stop a train!!!!!!!!! Wow its almost like comic book characters aren't consistent!!!!!
>>722338170You missed the valve game
>>722327551What if the game makes you humiliate yourself IRL?
>>722338250that’s a lot of effort to implicitly agree the writing is bad
>>722338418You try to write a superhero story thats consistent, ill wait
>>722327551>>282736522>>282741937When Gohan Black had sex with Mai while Trunks cried outside, in hyperbolic time chamber.
>>722331041Sam Raimi made Peter's web be organic. He's the ultimate Spider-Man basically.
>>722331350>>722331552>>722332016>>722332367>>722332865Asian shotas pov
>>722331521The only way this could make sense is if it were her first rodeo, but it's not. The reverse of emasculating men. It's so bloody heckin' lame.
>>722332117A woman wrote it to project her weird issues with men of her boyfriend on. Mjs whole thing in that game is being deeply insecure.
>>722338526I'm Stan Lee.
>>722327551i havent watch this scene, but isnt this just like when goku got hurt when krillin threw a pebble at him despite goku being in super saiyan form?
>>722338250That was always an issue with Spiderman. He fights non superpowered people all the time. But the real issue is he is pinching normal guys and they should all be dead with concussions and shattered skulls.
>>722339282No way. Goku's guard was down, and that was filler from an entirely different franchise, faggot.
>>722338526okaystrongman was 2x stronger than the second strongest man alivehe effortlessly arm wrestled every other man consistentlyinexplicably, one day using the power of XX chromosomes her personal collection of Jane Austen books, his wife beat him and-dammit you’re right this IS hard
>>722338409what's her name
>>722339421>faggot no u
>>722327551OMOIIIIII! NAN DA YO KONO REIZOKO ORE WA... JIGOKU KARA NO... SHISHA... SUPAIDA MANNNEMU JEI ga abunai kara isoganakya
>>722332997t. seething incel
>>722339305another wasted tissue
>>722332016Suppression field is down, time to procreate
>>722327551Someone post the supaidama vocaroo
>>722340568you're gonna empty out the entire box at this rate
>>722331815it wasn't a real fight. the coombine just let her beat them up.
>>722341016damn its already empty? you didnt even bother to attach a pic this time
>>722341164Competition. Because that's what beta males do, settle for women outside their race.
>>722331121Why that other man is just stronger than MC.
>>722330832Wtf lmao Am i hallucinating
>>722341164>afraid to respond directly I accept you concession >>722341273Better luck next time
>>722341502>forgot to attach an image again cause he's speedmalding soooooo embarrassing
>>722340690Copium
>>722341731>3rd timedamnnn you might wanna call up your mom to pick you up a few boxes, lord knows you have no money yourself
>>722337758>I can't understand context and it's YOUR problemNo lol
>>722331121His entire career is based on exploring dangerous places and climbing half the time to get anywhere, that requires serious fitness. And whenever he fights a big grunt he has to fight dirty to win by doing stuff like using objects in the environment to bash their head in. After 3 games of fighting hardened criminals and professional soldiers, he should be able to at least hold his own against a woman instead of getting curbstomped.
>>722337268Woke Life 2
>>722340090>strong dom woman humiliating meplease come prove im wrong by wrestling me to submission before stepping on my balls as punishment at my own home address of 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>722327551The whole entirety of the Witcher 3 from start to finish
>>722327551Absolutely pathetic
>>722342031you've already ran out cucky try to keep up
>>722341967>NOOOO DA CONTEXT MATTERS NOW NOT FOR UNCHARTED THOlmao
>>722342693out of tissues and pictures, what an absolute mess
>>722343170wasted all your tissues in a sad roleplay attempt, how are you gonna explain this to mommy?
>>722343362>she might be no she definitely is, what a wretch her failed son turned out to be
>>722331552>consoles arent holding gaming ba-ACK
>>722327551WE MUST BE BETTER
>>722343730failed son roleplaying and wasting tissues while stinking up the house at the same time, i feel bad for what she has to deal with
>>722343992no tissues no pictures just a failed loser wallowing away in self pity
>>722327551you can't sony too much
>>722327551Used to be Women in Refrigerators, now it's Men under Refrigerators.
>>722344230mother screeching at you for wasting all the tissues again, wishing you were never born
>>722332158you didn't prove anything
>>722335967more of a butterface
>>722344425Looks better than alyx
>>722344371cant even find a job to get your own tissues, mom has to be the one picking up the tissue bill
>>722327551KWAB
>>722344991ran out of tissues while roleplaying on your computer, mother crying over the failure she raised
>>722330618I hated this because I might as well put down the controller and go make a cup of tea.
>>722339718Johnathan.
>>722332997This. I used to train in mixed gender jiu jitsu and wrestling for years, and no girl has ever beaten a man. I was shit at it, but no girl has ever beaten me, despite most of them being taller than me and training longer than me. I would give them this. Nathan should have beaten her by herself.
>>722344291>writer is too much of a pussy to make the MC do something morally grey like executing a surrendering enemy so random NPC does
>>722345215atleast have the audacity to buy your own tissues loser
>>722330215he was literally standing still. not even reacting to an incoming attack in front of him. and yet manly jaw was able to react quicker than him
>>722345508no tissues no job no money
>>722344291
>>722345797just a trashcan filled to the brim with used up tissues
>>722346071stank ass, good for nothing, tissue wasting reject
>>722338409Why did so many twitch streamers start dressing up as maids ''íronically''' weirdest fucking shit.
>>722330867>>722330631I never liked her. On top of her (and her robot) emasculating Gordon it pissed me off that she got a cool Robocop style burst pistol and you don't.
>>722346430dried up tissue failure
>>722331121Nadine is a brand new character of average stature that tosses Drake around like a ragdoll.It would be one think if she was a stacked titaness or something but she's just a skinny negress
>>722346576mommy wishes she aborted you after you use up the 5th tissue box this week
>>722346778room smells like cum soaked tissues
>>722327551Context?Didn't play the games, they seemed too gay.
>>722343892That's literally from the intro where his hands are occupied and he throws her off like its nothing after.
>>722327551We need to be better plumbers.
>>722347020>Context?Are you retarded?The fridge falls over on the superhero and he can't get up.
>>722347307Is that all?
>>722347261ran out of pics, ran out of tissues, mother crying in the room over
>>722347279You know what? Fine. Mario can do better.
>>722347379no, his normal gf reacts faster than he does and jumps in front of an attack, but the fridge is hilarious enough on it's own.
>>722347020Venom is at Peter and MJ's house. Venom tries to attack Peter, but MJ takes the hit for him (for SOME reason, because Spider-Man has super-endurance) and knocks him back.He crashes into the refrigerator, and it falls on him, knocking him unconscious (for SOME reason, because, as you know, super-endurance), and Venom kidnaps MJ.
>>722331121Even though it's a video game, realistically, Nathan would be absolutely jacked to pull off the feats he does, there's no way she would just completely manhandle him. It's even WORSE when she beats him and his brother up, it's straight up comedy.
>>722347669no one left to roleplay with and no tissues in the box
>>722347553If i didn't see the cutscene, i thought you'd were shit postingit's really weird how they play it off
>>722347379>>722347553>>722347531There's also the fact that Peter later tells Miles, "I'm not cut out for this; you should be the only Spider-Man from now on."By itself, yes, these things aren't a big deal, but the combination of them is a humiliation conga line.
>>722347821worthless reject in every way
>>722347717Have you been sleepwalking the past 10 years?
>>722347743wendy koopa
>>722347743>short>facial hair>no chin whatsoever>italianhe's supposed to be the gigaincel
>>722347743At this point, anyone. Just show him moving on and being a family man; meanwhile, Peach is an old single hag.
>>722330618surprise buttsex
>>722347717congrats on waking up from your 10 year comaat least you missed the whole world being forced to call Lizzo "beautiful"
>>722331723Maybe the resonance cascade never happened and Gordon accidentally triggered the med system while putting the suit on in a hurry since he was late, and he just OD'd in the locker room.
>>722347945>>722344291>>722343892>>722330618>>722327551Man, what the fuck is happening to Playstation?
>>722337857she used a stun baton or something i don't think alyx karate chopped the metrocops
>>722347945Why do they always design minorities as if they're racists who hate minorities?
>>722327551Spider-Man was undeniably one of the coolest heroes and things in the world. How can you screw even that up? Granted I haven't seen any Spider-Man stuff since the second MCU movie, but modern Spider-Man doesn't seem nearly as cool. Maybe I'm full of shit and just old. I'm sure kids still like Spider-Man, right?Also Spider-Man openings have always been awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsx3JCw62WQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGN9fZvQhchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PePr8hAsc
>>722348487DEI (Didn't Earn It)
>>722347945remember me the name of this game again
>>722337857Anyone can be good at shooting a gun. But fun fact. Men are usually better at shooting guns too.
>>722328121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_Ft-zf7fY
>>722344489old one looks like a geeky libtard
>>722327551No, character humiliation would be having Peter die in a single stab by Kraven without even a fight. He literally died. Guy can take Electro but is oneshot by Tarzan.Also they changed this stupid fridge thing in the PC release because everyone cried.
>>722330618this one was crazy ad of course (((druckman))) was behind it
>>722347906on top of that it was really weird to me that this was right after he gets his white venom powers. Then with this great new power comes great retirement.
>>722347074the very fact that he doesnt smash her head in right after and that she knows her plot armor is air tight so she can attempt this is what makes it a humiliation ritual.
>>722332158Ugly as fucking sin and nowhere near Alyx
>>722348983mommy still hasnt brought you another box of tissues?
>>722344291>A literal African spear chucker
>>722349149Delusional valve drone
>>722348693bruhthey took fucking STAR WARS, a franchise more popular than all religons combined, and burned the whole franchise to ash in under ten yearsnothing is too big to be destroyed by the glorious woke revolution, absolutely nothing
>>722348637You can see her flipping the guards, she had no weapon with her
>>722349256tissue wasting reject
>>722331670Lorthemar getting this treatment from Liadrin soon.
>>722327551does this ever happen to nonwhite characters?
>>722331552>>722331746>>722331873>>722343595This model (and Gordon's) wasn't meant to be seen upclose. That's why it looks like that.See: https://youtu.be/oJsKDk3RANM
>>722349714only whites are that goofy
>>722330631This>>722337268
>>722328121They just need to be better men
>>722349868tissuebox empty and hated by mommy
>>722349438>they took fucking STAR WARS, a franchise more popular than all religons combined,your brainrot is showing
>>722348694>posting the edited one
>>722350265disowned by mommy for wasting too many issues
>>722348654Many such cases.
>>722350308god i wish i had a trans gf...
>>722350308I choose to interpret that as a girl who had short hair as a kid.Your move troon.
>>722330832unrelated to the webm but fuck now i really need to rewatch superhero movie
>>722350517The girl has a penis
>>722350668stale tissue waster
>>722350710Reading comprehension
>>722350792the penis makes it better ;3
>>722346191It’s to bait troons to give them money. Basically you grift to lefties. Look at Max Dood always does the bare minimum to appease to that audience, like using the cotton candy DK colors for “trans rights”.
>>722350792>I choose to interpret that as a girl who had short hair as a kid.You've interpreted right, she (male) just has a penis, that's all
>>722339718
>>722331746that's the whole reason Bioware Montreal shut down, even though Mass Effect: Andromeda didn't sell too badlyJayde Rossi threatened to sue the shit out of them for fatmanning her face scan to make Sara Ryder, and since her lawyers could prove it mathematically, Bioware had no choice but to close the studiothat's why DEI hires now just throw away the actresses' face scans and scan their own faces into the game instead, to "fight the chuds"can't prove it wasn't some innocent mistake that made all the games ship with a different face, like you can with a mathematically reversible fatman filter
>>722349976So women are physically stronger than men is what youre saying
>>722350896worthless failure wasting tissues
>>722351168no pics, no tissues, only dissapointment
>>722327551>here's your new commander
>>722330140Don't worry, he still gets hit by silly stuff like this or regular humans in the comics and cartoons too.
>>722349090Her plot armor is that Kratos doesn't want to kill her because they were friends and they're probably gonna be fucking in the next game.
i for one welcome these ugly shitskins abominations, faggots and dykes in AAA gamesyou can immediately disregard any game like that and go back to playing old stuff without fomo
>>722348713Sony All-Stars Destruction Battle Royale the name is as generic as the design.
>>722351651waste of life, waste of tissues
>>722338170snoysissies...how do we cope?????>>722338316own that steamtranny
>>722347074it's not that from her valkyrie fight
>>722351772no more tissues call mommy for more
>>722351843why wont your mom bring you more tissues?
>>722330215It all make sense the symbiote took over the fridge
>>722348152Why the fuck do the devs hate Lloyd so much?
>>722330363>Help MJ save herself!
>>722338409I threw up a bit inmy mouth
>>722347553>and Venom kidnaps MJ.Nope. He turns her into Scream (for no reason).
>>722352316no tissues, wasted them all roleplaying
>>722327551I forget was there an Abby Buttsex redraw of the Spider-Man fridge scene?
>>722347279Link and Zelda canonically have fucked. Zelda moved into Link's house in TOTK and they share a bed.
>>722352496tissue box empty
>>722348693Nobody hates Spiderman more than Spiderman writers.>I'm so edgy and cool look at me subverting your expectations>It's ART, it's supposed to make you feel something, if you hate it then it means I have succeeded>You just don't get it
>>722331121Women are weak as fuck. If a woman beats a man in a fight the man either isn't giving it his all, is completely untrained, the woman is so pumped up on riods that she looks like the hulk, or the woman has a weapon. None of which is applicable here. Man vs woman fights simply don't happen because of this, and the ones that do are gimmicks like that one ufc gimmick fight where one mediocre fat guy I forgot the name of went 1v2 against two women, and even then he brutalized them. Hell even man vs woman sports don't happen for the same reason.
>>722352705more tissues needed immediately
>>722347279Virgin Mario, chad Sly Cooper.
>>722352897no tissues where are the tissues
>>722352587everyone self-important Stan Lee wannabe always hated Stan Lee, and started raping the Spider-Man character before his body was even coldsame thing will happen to Undertale the moment Toby Fox snuffs it, trust me
How I'll feel when Spider-Man 3 Peter lifts a fridge and overcomes his greatest weakness.
>>722352587>Alternate universe comic has Peter and MJ married with kids>Best selling comic they've made in like decades>Refuse to consider doing that for the mainline comicThey will bring Uncle Ben back to life and give him spider powers before they unfuck what One More Day fucked.
>>722352528TOTK is cannon now?
>>722330631>WHERE'RE WE TAKING THIS FREEMAN GUY?>TOPSIDE FOR QUESTIONING>WHAT THE HELL FOR? WE GOT 'EM. LET'S KILL 'EM NOWetc
>>722353127>They will bring Uncle Ben back to life and give him spider powers before they unfuck what One More Day fucked.I honestly thought they did this alreadyor was that Aunt May? I know she's died like thirty times or so
>>722352821Very subtle, I wonder what they were insinuating with the fox going after the coon.
>>722353127Everyone in capeshit comes back eventually.I've got no idea why you guys care about comics after the same character has been written 50 fucking times.
>>722353195yeah, that was some bullshit, they even parodied it in HL 2 with the gravity gun
>>722327551I don't get how this is humiliation, it just looks like the writer had a stroke and forgot that guys with super strength can lift things that regular humans could not. Got any better examples? Humiliation is the shit that happens to Brad Armstrong in LISA: The Painful>Forced to sacrifice parts of himself, his inventory, or his party multiple times without any hope of fighting back successfully and living>Force-fed drugs in front of his daughter so dickhead jackson doesn't smack up his daughter with a bat>Forced to wear a sexy outfit at the behest of pre-transition jim sterling>Not allowed to defeat Death Queen or else you get kicked out of the wrestling federation
>>722353278ran out of tissues eons ago, mommy still isnt returning my calls
>>722331121Because it's more believable that a man is exceptional when it come to strength than a woman.simple as.even if it's just video game it need to be somewhat believable.
>>722353195If only Alyx was there to save him
>>722353541finished the tissues while roleplaying, disappointment lingers in mommys eyes
>>722351738Yeah, Kratos is surprised it's Freya and not another masked valkyrie. Especially since he brutalized Artreus when he assumed it was a random bear earlier. And when they journey to vanaheim together he tells her:>Every outcome would have led to defeat>You were our friend, you saved Artreus>I did not want to live with killing you anymore than I wanted to die.He was holding back the entire time and Freya knows she cannot really beat him in a full fight to the death.
>>722353279#stopstealingourvixens
>>722354118ran out of tissues, no one responding to his roleplay requests, wasting his life away
>>722335889>standards changestandards have paradoxically shot through the roof and lowered through the floor. nobody on v actually gives a fuck if games are good as long as they can goon on that shit the same way nobody on twitter gives a fuck if games are good as long as they can say its pushing a powerful uplifting message about some nonwhite nonstraight demographic. you're both niggers of the same breed except like niggers you fling shit at each other over who is blacker than the other
>>722354453roleplaying with an empty tissuebox since no one is responding
>>722353150Nah, shippingfags are delusional.Game is not even canon with itselfTime travel as plot devices are retarded anyway.
>>722330132>>722327551
Mamma mia..
>>722339282At least in DBZ it kind of makes sense. In DBZ you can push your power level all the way down to 0 and be just like a human. They were Super Saiyans, but at that point, the goal was to be Super Saiyans and not drain any power, for Super Saiyan to just feel like normal to them.There's also a bit of foreshadowing there that Goku is not invincible. He's about to get beaten by Cell and ultimately die.
>>722354731What a bunch of bullshit.
>>722354704tissue wasting reject
>>722331121>Why is it so unbelievable that another, even more exceptional individual (the strong independent woman who beat Drake and whoever) could exist?have you ever fought a woman in your life?even when they have 50+lbs on you, you can easily manhandle thema woman smaller than you, no matter how trained, will ever be able to do what she did to drake
>>722331081Never ask a White Supremacist the race of his girlfriend...
>>722338250You're retarded. Gameplay mechanics =/= cutscenes. This has always been agreed upon. If you suck and get beat up by a bunch of goon as Spiderman during gameplay, that's on you. In a cutscene, Spiderman should easily subdue them while casually throwing out some witty insults. Cutscenes SHOULD be consistent, not necessarily the gameplay.
>>722335370What a downgrade
>>722331081racists have literally never cared about white men having sex with conventionally attractive minority womenyou thinking that's "no principles" is missing the point entirely, which is kind of ironic given that the people who say this shit are CONSTANTLY ranting about how awful the patriarchy/white supremacy is, yet you cannot wrap your mind around a belief system that LITERALLY says it's okay for white men to breed hot brown chicks. yeah man, it's racist and sexist. that's kind of the point. how can you be whining they're "chuds" and not understand the racism and sexism IS their principle?
>smug 90lb woman effortlessly outperforms man at physical task while smirking Has this ever happened in life?
>>722354917mommy walked in on the roleplay
>>722347279Typical manlet L
>>722330618anybody got the webm of the bug where she instantly loses at the start of the fight?
>>722348487Moved to commiefornia
>>722355391roleplay requests rejected, tissuebox desolate
>>722345278>main character doesn't want to kill, finds it morally reprehensible regardless of the context>other characters just kill the big bad for them, so their immediate problems are still solved through killingI always hated this bullshit. The whole point of having a character opposed to killing is that they have to live with the repercussions of NOT killing someone. A Big Bad that kills innocents, gets stopped, then rises back up to do it all over again. Then the MC has to come to terms with all of this being their fault, something they had the opportunity to permanently stop and chose not to for their own morals and ethics.Having the Big Bad die to another character is just lazy and cowardly. It's lazy writers wanting to have their cake and eat it too. Keeping their MC "Pure" while still resolving the conflict permanently. Absolute fucking cowardice.
>>722355271>and not understand the racism and sexism IS their principleRule one of racism is no race mixing with lesser races
>>722355948the tissues are necessary to keep the roleplay going
>>722355804>Rule one of racism is no race mixing with lesser racesthat's not rule one of racism, especially when talking about spanish colonialismhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanqueamientothe equivalent of "BLEACHED" shitposting is centuries old
>Playfully "lose" an arm wrestle to a hot girl>Ugly girl now thinks she can beat me in arm wrestling as wellNo no no, that's not how it works.
>>722354782What, is there some gay asshole badmouthing Lewis? She was always cute and so was Nancy Alley out of character.
>>722343892I mean despite how woke those games are they make it explicitly clear that Kratos could've brutally slaughtered her at any moment.
>>722356140>especially when talking about non-racist menlmao
>>722357046the tissues still havent arrived
>>722354782>SLOB MY KNOB>SLOB MY KNOB
>>722342773>I'm stupid and its YOUR problemstill no lol
>>722330618I don't mind the idea of a female fighter, particularly a trained mercenary, but the fact that they never gave her a real boss fight is fucking annoying.
>>722357623Why yes, I am a fan of corn on the cob.
>>722327551YAMETE, FRIDGE-KUNONEGAI, MARUI JANU
>>722357626>da context makes wokeness ok tho!!!!! Women can beat up men with CONTEXT
>>722327551Aren't you tired of being mad about some random capeshit shovelware that got released half a decade ago
>>722357963>I'm dogshit for brains and its YOUR problemNope lol
>>722348565why is grandpa kinda... you konw?
>>722330832S O V L
>>722358596tissues empty just finishing into the box now
>>722331121>Drake isn't super impressive physicallyyou might be retarded considering he has a physique better than at least 85% of all men on this planet
>>722358596it's some Brit with the Home Office trying to fill this thread with "bantz" till it hits bump limit
>>722331121even assuming nandine is super human, the issue is that she wins completely. she gets the treasure, faces no consequences for her action, you never get the last laugh and she even gets to star in the dlc. the two times you fight her it's a scripted loss.she could be a white dude and she'd still rightfully be hated for being the most blatant creator's pet in the series
>>722358589>they couldn't even get the momentum right in the cutscenes compared to in-game PS2 gamesno wonder payrolls are getting slashed indiscriminately.
>>722358134>cant make no argument cause he knows hes wrong so just repeats himself lol
>>722358471He was raped in the sweltering summer of 192 BC
>>722347945>her super power is to be annoying and obnoxious, bothering everyone around her with loud sound>harmonykekthis is a racist caricature, right?
>>722330215What about the fridge?
>>722327551>ITT: Character humiliationDante in DMC5His role in the narrative is to be an old decrepit hobo who is repeatedly beaten up by Vergil until Nero steps up and saves the day (but not before also backhanding Dante flying across the room)
>>722359849anon...
>>722360000wasted quads.
>>722360052mommy bring more tissues the roleplay must continue
>>722351421Capetards getting bodied by civilian techniques they shouldn't be is funny but it's also makes me stop caring about their writing at allHow can you expect me to treat Batman telling Raphael about his dead parents with any gravitas after something like that?
>>722360262trashcan full of tissues , mother's eyes full of tears
>>722352528It's funny how people will tie themselves into knots to deny this simple fact.
>>722344291>>722355736>main character doesn't want to kill, finds it morally reprehensible regardless of the context>other characters just kill the big bad for them, so their immediate problems are still solved through killingyou forgot>the main character who opposes killing doesn't react whatsoever to seeing someone get executed in front of herwhat emotion about what just happened is this shot of her expression meant to convey? she just stands there cross-eyed staring off into the distance.
>>722331670bolvar was a useless jobberhe was pointless
>>722332158she still looks bad here. what's with all the red splotches on her face? this blockheaded bitch got rosacea?
>>722360302The problem is that writers make them so unbelievably strong that they have to then ignore how strong they are to tell any kind of normal story. Flash moving at ultra mega hyper light speed doesn't make him a better character, it just means that every one of his opponents needs to be a similar speedster or have reality warping... or it all just gets ignored and 3 Flashes lose to 1 Catwoman.There's no good Flash story that you couldn't tell with him moving at 100kmh.
>>722347279>oh my god they were friends?
>>722360693congrats, you found the DBS problem
>>722332016It would be a crime not to
>>722341483no spiderman was actually white
>>722327551You can fucking tell women had a hand at this.
>>722360615Looks better than alyx
>>7223486541. they are racists who hate minorities, they can't fight their genetic programming. the only difference is they've convinced themselves they're using their white superiority to help minorities by coddling them and designing caricatures under the guise of inclusion. it's a specific type of mental gymnastic routine that requires a lot of denial and self loathing2. designing a "realistic" minority or mocapping one is going to result in an ugly character 99% of the time, especially the female ones3. all the women in dev teams now means there's always gonna be a healthy dose of intentionally designed ugliness thrown in out of spite to own the chuds, like when they hire attractive face models and give them crimson chins in game
>>722359456Lol believe whatever you want, dummy.
>>722349438I will never forgive Disney for how they raped Star Wars
>>722348654Anon, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is racist. These people just want to believe they are not because that, somehow, make them feel superior. That's it. Also this >>722361371
>>722354731Those things not mutually exclusive. You don't need to be friends to fuck, but you can totally fuck with your friend.
>>722327551Does this shit ever happen to female charactersLike was there ever a girl that's "capable of doing things on her own" or a superheroine that fucks up with this magnitudeDo they ever get humbledAnd it's NOT ackshually a part of her plan or whatever
>>722327551>JEAN NOOOOOO
>>722362492trashcan full of used up tissues
>all the worst humilation rituals happen during sonyslop>snoy seething and keeps trying to babble about half-life, a game where a mixed girl is drooling over Gordon's dick the entire game
>>722363063trashcan full of tissues dissapoints mommy
>>722331552the model on the right isn't finished and has terrible bump mapping, it was never meant to be viewed and is basically cut contentthey still made her uglier for no reason though, even the artwork shows it
>>722363429mommy crying cause of the tissues
>>722335370>PLEASE WHITE MASTERS ME SO SORRY FOR MAKING PERVERT GAME
>>722363862trashcan full of tissues, tissuebox must suffice
>>722334013I've been a fan of hl2 for more than 17 years and i just now realized after reading your post that she is half black half asian, i always assumed she was a latino
>>722364679I understand not getting the Asian part but her dad is black and is a prominent character in the game.
>>722337041based zoomer limiting the amount of textual diarrhea he reads on 4chan
>>722364926tldr?
>>722330832I lost it at him looking back at without his arms like "wtf man?"
>>722364758mommy still not picking up her phone, where have the tissues gone?
>>722365837tissue box filled with mother's tears
>>722327551He got flashbacks of Skip in that scene.
>>722350638I recently rewatched Spider-Man (2002) and damn we had no idea how good we had it back then.
>>722366593wretch's own mother abandoned him over some tissues
>>722366862no tissues no hope
This happens when 2 posters that think getting the last word in means they "win". You get 2 autists going for hours saying the same thing
>>722330618People also discount that Drake in 4 had retired for 7 years.
>>722367379mommy needs tissues to wipe away her tears
>>722348654Lefties are just as racist as you and I but I find them better since they are nicer to their lessers.
>>722367608the smell of cum filled tissues fills the room
>>722330631I replayed Episode 1 and 2 recently (I grew to love/hate the gnome because of this fucking achievement, some sections were MUCH more fun with my little buddy, but the driving section with the helo is pure ass torture), and I gotta' say: Alyx was just a good, fun character, and that trumps whatever her race is.Literally just write good, likable characters that feel like real people, and bam. Racism cured, and my dick was empowered by the need to bleach.
>>722348487they're just catering to their playerbasenothing wrong with that
>>722355736>>722360456>main character doesn't want to kill, finds it morally reprehensible regardless of the contextabout that
>>722368264tissues filled with mother's tears
>>722367892Chuds seethe at a black person just appearing in a trailer. It was never about "just write likeable characters". People cope with their childhood games to not apply
>>722368453>It's all about the skin color onlyWell well well
>>722357759Make her hotter and don't make it seem like she could ever straight overpower a full grown man and I would be cool with it.
>>722368654failure of a son, mother's dissapointment
>>722368564To chuds, yes it is
>>722330618The most trained and fit women on the planet cannot take on an average teenage boy. It has literally been proven, its almost embarassing how easily the male teenager can overtake a female MMA fighter.Men and women are built different, and nothing will change that.
>>722368453That's true, I'm indeed not fond of the browns. Just like I don't want to live near them I also don't want to see them in my entertainment.To understand why just look at boomers. They love the sportsball but all the players want them dead.You can literally give billions of dollars to the browns and they'll still dislike you because you are not the color of shit like they are.That being said, I don't like Alyx because they tried way too hard to make her likable. She breaks into praise every time you move a box. It's retarded.
>>722368761Are the chuds in the room with us right now?
>>722361718>>722349438
>>722368875the tissue rises
>>722332836only came here for thismakes me laugh every time
>>722331121>leftists pretending that they don't understand obvious things again
>>722369206mother's tears fall
>>722330867you'd be right, the races were specifically picked because of the political ideology of the people making it, they just weren't as retarded about it as modern devs are
>>722368840>but all the players want them dead.No they don't, youre just projecting
The only humiliation is your pathetic Brown life, nigger
>>722369556father no where to be found
>>722331121It doesn't matter how many excuses you have for it, it's retarded. It's the west's fate stay night where the king of all knights gets beaten the fuck out of by a middle aged asian teacher with wobbly fists. That was a woman losing to man and it felt just as gay and stupid.
>>722360051All the shit that was ever returned went missing or was destroyed.
>>722369981roleplay requests rejected
>>722327551LMAOOOO
>>722370178>>722353480 (You)r mom got bleached? It's tough.
>>722368951?
>>722371121still no new tissues to weep into
>>722327624>Franklin was a plank of wood, Lamar was more interesting>Michael is a literal cuck>then this happensFuck this game, I still haven't finished it. And I'm glad safe edgy characters like Trevor aren't popular anymore.
>>722371864>safe edgyThat's a good descriptor. I always think of that scene where Trevor tortures that one guy for the FIB guy, and then spends the entire drive to the airport talking about how torture's bad or whatever, just so the developers could cover their asses.
>>722330215Ackshually in the games Peter's Spider-Sense does work against Venom
>>722352821I'm still fucking mad.
>>722328121what the fuck does that have to do with anything
>>722329332What did you think a waifu slop thread would invite?
>>722352608Indian cope
>>722330832easily my favorite part
>>722331121It's not unbelievable but me as the player, I want to defeat a strong enemy who bested me once and that never happens in the game. What's the point of setting up an antagonist as stronger than the hero if the hero doesn't eventually triumph over them?>>722359123At least one other person actually gets it.
>>722327551my back!!!!
>>722331041He has super strength, enough to lift a car, but why wouldn't the webbing break?If the webbing could withstand the forces then why not attach one strand of webbing to another?Also lifting force ("strength") isn't the same as tensile strength.
>>722357073kek
>>722327624>barley keeps his gang together after a dutch van der linde tytpe situation>qt biker gf is junkie, save her from a dealer and she becomes loyal>struggle the entire xpac fighting with retarded boss a la RDR2>fast forward time in GTA 5>jonny is a junkie out in the desert doing all the things he said he wouldnt do in the GTA 4 xpac>girlfriend straight up pimping herself out to trevor>trevor finds out michael isn't really dead, snaps and kills johnny>can kill junkie gf, but if you dont she dies in a drug orgy later anywayAm I the only one who appreciates GTA 4 for the masterpiece it is?
>>722347279Peach hooked up with Luigi. It is known.
>>722330832do his arms grow back?
>>722331402lmfao there is no way
>>722351308This is that druid from bg3.
Chun Li thread?
>>722376705lmao I'd never played the gtaiv expansions, ty for this. Now looking forward to seeing Trevor and Michael get some humiliation in VI
>>722373275idgaf. the torture mission is based, just wish there had been more options like on that old newgrounds game
>>722332264Anon, if you're drawing conclusions on a whole race based on a decades old videogame...well, nothing actually, carry on it's too late anyways.
>>722351053nah, just stronger than white men like Gordon
>>722368942I don't know, does it count if they're LARPing?
>>722375147it's just a coincidence, anon. just like the 10/7 attack where almost all blacked porn spam on /gif/ stopped for 3 days.
>>722337268cuck coming up with bullshit
>>722360615>what's with all the red splotches on her face?called being white
>ctrl+f "Talion">0 resultsYeah this board doesn't play videogames
>>722360804Hulk once fought some other guy and they punched each other so hard that the reverberations carried over to an infinite number of universes. Comics are WAY worse.
>>722379772Its no different to modern woke games
Jesus this thread’s still up?Did tissuefag kill himself yet?
>>722332836I like his voice-acting.
>>722371864Michael isn't a cuck. He destroys the house of the guy who he thinks is fucking his wife the second he finds out about it. That's just cheating. Cuckoldry can only occur when one partner is willfully ignorant or accepting of infidelity. Michael handled it exactly how you should. Dog shouldn't shit in another dog's bed.
>>722332836VOICE ACTOR GOT PAID
